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Stir Trik dubsmash by Cmdr. Peter Harkins - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:00:50 EST ID:Ak2hlV0h No.56358 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This actually made me laugh.


>mfw Cheetara does the Flashdance moves
Guinan - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 02:17:57 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.56359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Karl Urban part in the middle/beginning was the most hilarious if you axe me
Kira Taban - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:30:56 EST ID:0ZbRzUd0 No.56360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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get this jjtrek shit outta here

To boldly trip by Skullface - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 16:56:16 EST ID:B1SQswfR No.56285 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey you baktags, I'm about to (hopefully) get some acid soon. What Trek should I watch on it? I was thinking TMP but I'm not too sure.
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Commander Tomalak - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 17:06:41 EST ID:IOEb+HD2 No.56288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Whilst I find this GIF very pleasing, I can't help but point out that the DS9/VOY Uniform should come before the First Contact uniform.
Lt. Cmdr. Calvin Hudson - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 18:45:38 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.56292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You missed a good thread on this by just a couple of pages: http://boards.420chan.org/1701/res/55756.php
My advice of tripping with TMP; it gets pretty intense depending on how hard of a trip you're planning, and while there are some decent trippy visuals the visuals are pretty much all you have to hold onto in that movie.
My choice Trek for trips is the TNG finale personally.
M'Pella - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 19:33:32 EST ID:J3LWDK5j No.56293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Motion Picture is a great choice as it's very visually impressive, especially the Special Edition Directors Cut. If you finish and are still tripping I would recommend anything from TAS as there's something incredibly surreal about watching vintage cartoons while high.
Azan - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 22:13:45 EST ID:414MU9f7 No.56294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TMP has lots of bright effects and flashing colors coupled with a droning soundtrack

I'm sure that will be perfect for someone messing with sensory drugs
Corporal Chang - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 10:42:14 EST ID:0EObkRJk No.56298 Ignore Report Quick Reply

good Reminder we need to continue and consolidate the list, so far it's:

-The Inner Light
-Frame of Mind
-Cause and Effect
-Dramatis Personae
-Hard Time
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Engage Epic Rant by Jack Crusher - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 18:59:45 EST ID:nQdbip38 No.56219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright, this has been pissing me off for a while with NuTrek and I know this board is already a sea of people pissing off at NuTrek, but something that has been SERIOUSLY bugging me for ages is something that nobody else ever seems to bring up.

What the fuck is up with the Aliens in the NuTrek films. In the entire of the franchises, we have seen a grand total of:


That's it. We haven't seen any Caitians, any Andorians, Tellarites, Remans, I think there may have been a Bolian, but then again, it may have been "Generic Blue Alien #452" I am almost positive that the makeup guys have never actually given a shit about Star Trek at any point. And the Klingons? Don't get me started on the Klingons. I refuse to believe that giving them their Forehead ridges was anything other than the fact that makeup guys googled the word Klingon and used the first image that they pulled down, regardless of those people that theorize the whole "Oh, the mutagenic defect was cured by the mid 2200's in this timeline" No, the guys in charge just didn't give a fuck.

Seriously, it pisses me off that every "alien" in these films looks like the makeup guys slapped a load of putty on their faces, painted it and said "Boom, new alien, send in the next guy" And JJ has done pretty much the exact same thing with Star Wars. I mean, in that whole bar scene from TFA, I don't think I saw a single alien, apart from Chewbacca, that I recognized from anything canon or legends.

Am I the only person that is annoyed by this? Does JJ just hate having established and fan-liked aliens in his films?
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Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 00:00:03 EST ID:3q2kEMAP No.56278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's more likely they just got a bald dude to wear contacts and the uniform, and then altered the audio in post to make him sound more alien.

Star Trek's best actors are all bald, because then the makeup department doesn't have to deal with tying down/back the actor's hair when applying the alien makeup.
Lt. JG Saavik - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 10:00:48 EST ID:rdjcGSJW No.56281 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I am pretty sure someone just wanted their buddy to be in the movie.
Lore - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 10:18:47 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.56282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the second Gorn dick I have seen in two days, and I'm not even looking for that shit.
Mila - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 10:19:15 EST ID:J6cd56IG No.56283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's a sign
I.G. Tarah - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 05:10:59 EST ID:r5aPaVDV No.56336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
See the way you started that second line I agreed but because bald captains are the best captains. If Janeway had shaved her head she would have at least looked as mental as she was. Would have been a better character.

Videogames by Big Tone - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 07:26:52 EST ID:y1BP3bZP No.55694 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What was the last good Star Trek game? What do you look for in a Trek game? What do you think was the BEST Trek game? The worst?

Star Trek videogames general.
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Furel - Tue, 06 Sep 2016 18:30:10 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.56063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Played it, but quickly grew bored of it. It just lacks that magic. It follows the dots, but it loses something in the process. EV Nova's universe actually felt dangerous and diverse. With this one, I was just pointlessly jumping from star to star without feeling any real connection with the universe. I mean, the fact alone that you had the Polarans and those Human Klingons sitting in their own sectors, where everything worked differently, lent a sense of mystery to EV Nova that this game simply doesn't have.
Jack Crusher - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 08:42:37 EST ID:nQdbip38 No.56094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tactical Assault is criminally underrated. I mean, I will be the first to admit that the gameplay is very samey and all of the Federation missions are some variation of "Go here, shoot this guy" but the Klingons actually offer variety with one mission being a true predatory mission, where you are stalking a Klingon Ship that you think is conspiring with the Romulans and you actually have 100% free reign of where and when you actually get the jump on him.
Emperor Kahless - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 12:28:51 EST ID:414MU9f7 No.56098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The last game I played that felt like trek was shores of hazeron, traveling from system to system with your crew, discovering different worlds and alien life and all that, finding the decaying alien civilizations of inactive players, beaming down to a planet and being immediately being eaten by a multi-limbed flying catmonster, the occasional derelict vessel mysteriously in orbit over an empty world.

Emperor Kahless - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 12:29:52 EST ID:414MU9f7 No.56099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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oh shoot, guess I'd better post something more appropriate
Nyota Uhura - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 22:02:53 EST ID:69SomV0y No.56274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
EV Nova is good, and it's not all humans, only ... most of the factions are human. lol

I also like Star Trek Armada III, the Sins of a Solar Empire mod.

And of course there are Star Trek mods for FTL Faster Than Light.

Best Trek Ships by Admiral Adama - Mon, 22 Aug 2016 04:01:09 EST ID:7TQMqrln No.55848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Malik - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 14:03:22 EST ID:414MU9f7 No.56213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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that's some bad news
Guinan - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 22:33:36 EST ID:mKla+NSQ No.56238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That would be an interesting crossover. Zeno morphs defeated by techno babble wizardry.
Kai Opaka - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 11:45:58 EST ID:J6cd56IG No.56260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
reroute the energy through the deflector dish to broadcast Queen Telepathy Rays to the drones to just shut down.
Jack Crusher - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 11:58:26 EST ID:6AruuVDu No.56261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not really. After all, Acid Blood isn't much of a thread when it's disintegrated. Starfleet Vessels can easily quarantine the Aliens with Force-Fields, then beam them all into space. Borg are more of a threat, because they can actually counteract the techno-babble.
Guinan - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 13:03:31 EST ID:EYCsI2uh No.56262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn son.. that would be a five minute episode

Exploring by Keldar - Sat, 21 May 2016 01:26:38 EST ID:uVzTBm2v No.54417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If the shows were conceived today, which characters do you think would be the gay characters?

I''m going with Bones, Jordi, Jake, Bashir, and Nelix.

Riker would be bi af.
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Bernardo Calvera - Sun, 22 May 2016 17:21:41 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They should have made Janeway's dog and finance into the same character.
Guinan - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:33:09 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54493 Ignore Report Quick Reply


they practically were

But the idea that Janeway fucks dogs makes me giggle
Vash - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:44:20 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is it just me or since they almost had crushers lesbian affair during the Trill diplomat ep that they have tried in every series to get a lesbian kiss and got it in DS9 in that ep about how they aren't supposed to keep banging each other after a new life starts.

on a side note Trills were a side species in TNG and look entirely different to the Trill we know in DS9. I doubt they ever had plans to use trills again, or that it kind of went the way of the Farengi. Wierd primal guys at first with a side note of trade, then a season later it's total profesional business man.
Ranjen Solbor - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:54:16 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>do you like dogs, mr paris?
Guinan - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 23:15:49 EST ID:mKla+NSQ No.56248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>How Voyager should have ended

No one can refute this. Checkmate atheists.

You Laugh, You Get Assimilated by Guinan - Sat, 07 May 2016 03:18:56 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54178 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'd never heard this before, it cracked me up.. DeForest Kelley talking about his favorite fan letter.
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Gill Boldberg - Sun, 08 May 2016 09:59:33 EST ID:zvdo0lW9 No.54198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I knew that. Karl Urban did the same thing when getting into character. Carrying the first nudey pick he received from a fan in his wallet.
Ulani Belor - Mon, 09 May 2016 13:42:27 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.54218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>getting into character
summoning Deforest's ghost and allowing it to possess him is different than getting into character
Guinan - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 14:06:43 EST ID:n08X0aXU No.56188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>his ghost

You mean his Katra
FRAKES EVERYWHERE - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 20:27:35 EST ID:tnAo0lp/ No.56201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guinan - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 22:39:03 EST ID:mKla+NSQ No.56239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Requesting the kirk "cheese farts" meme

You oldfags know what I mean

and there are no newfags here lol

janeway calls crewman a retard by Grand Nagus Smeet - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 00:23:04 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.56205 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Janeway takes a few losers on a shutle mission and while the rest are getting lunch she asks one of the crewmen how his 13th chromosome was doing. Missing a few base pairs?
silent protagonist - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 21:16:07 EST ID:ufwmpYBu No.56227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This was literally my next episode in line when I read this topic. I just saw the scene - xfd. It's such a high brow insult, I never would have caught it. It was perfect for the situation. Thanks TC

Discovery Plot Discovery by Gul Macet - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 21:19:21 EST ID:rdjcGSJW No.56122 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT we theorize about what the "event" in Discovery is.

>10 years prior to TOS

>not Axanar

what is it, 1701?
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James Moriarty - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:36:41 EST ID:Ta098MKI No.56181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's about that time the Borg conquered the federation and were slowly pushed out over the course of several years by the embattled remnants of starfleet. When they eventually defeat the Borg something technobabbly about how they do it either wipes the entire galaxy's memory or rewrites history so the war never took place.

You know they are stupid enough to actually do something like this
Guinan - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 13:28:11 EST ID:n08X0aXU No.56182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think I might have it figured out..

11 years before TOS, Kirk was on his first deep space assignment after the acadamy, serving on the USS Farragut

However that ship was attacked by a cloud plasma being thing that eats people's blood and it killed most of the crew including the captain..

I think this might be the event that happens in the pilot, and either the black lady / gay guy duo will be survivors reassigned to the USS Discovery after the disaster or the USS Discovery will provide relief efforts and rescue the crew of the derelict Farragut.

Why do I think this? It has to be an event worth wondering about.. one that would be interesting to flesh out.. and secondly it has to be something effected by the events depicted in nutrek, as it was stated that this takes place I'm the prime universe. In the alternate universe, I believe the Farragut goes down with all hands trying to fight Nero, and thus Kirk never serves on it but instead goes right to the Enterprise under Pike.

Therefore this event checks all the boxes and in opinion would actually be kind of a cool tie in. I hope this is the event in question because that would reinvigorate my hope for this series to not suck as a
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Michael Jonas - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 17:36:27 EST ID:rdjcGSJW No.56193 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The gas cloud from Obsession?

but how do you make a whole series out of this?
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Yeah man

Obviously, they couldn't make the whole series out of it, but the vague way they described the show as 'dealing with an event that happened 10 years before TOS' could mean that the story begins there, like the pilot episode has the whole thing happen, you think this new captain is gonna be the captain for good.. Played by Sean Bean lol and then suddenly a routine mission has shit hit the fan and everyone getting murdered to death. The Discovery responds, but is damaged as well by the gas cloud, and has to limp to the nearest starbase at slow speeds near both the Klingon and Romulan borders (the Romulans can't make an appearance unless they want to shit all over continuity but they can still be an invisible threat), anyways during the course of their low-warp limping to friendly territory, the REAL storyline can be revealed bit by bit

Spoiler Alert: the gay character we've heard mention of is going to be lieutenant Kirk who realizes through this journey that he's actually bi and would fuck just about anything that has a hole big enough
Seskal - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 10:30:53 EST ID:rdjcGSJW No.56207 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>spoiler Kirk

I can Allamaraine to this.

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Kai Winn - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 20:38:13 EST ID:zY265o4j No.56042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Fool !oj3475yHBQ - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 21:20:49 EST ID:0Liu5VpE No.56044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Gul Evek - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 20:05:05 EST ID:wMXX0kqT No.56117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just flying my ship into a star to scar the shit out a little bitch Federation Klingon.
On /1701/ tube

50 years of Star Trek by Chairman Koval - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 16:27:43 EST ID:EXdCEhpg No.56106 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Today is the 50th year anniversary of when the TOS episode 'The Man Trap' first aired. It all began when a womanizing alcoholic had an idea that turned into a global sensation.
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I.G. Keval - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 01:31:54 EST ID:J3LWDK5j No.56158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well just finished Undiscovered Country and that brings an end to my marathon. To hell with the every odd movie sucks rule. The only bad one is Final Frontier. It's been a damned good day. Again I express my deepest and most sincere excitement for 50 more years of Star Trek!

Live Long and Prosper, /1701/!
Dr. T'Pan - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 06:13:13 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.56159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ya know the implications of infinite diversity in infinite combinations are that we are all meaningless
Kes - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 09:46:24 EST ID:rdjcGSJW No.56165 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>all meaningless

Your logic is weak.
Darien Wallace - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 16:49:54 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.56169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you accept nothing has meaning, you must also accept that everything has meaning.
Guinan - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 14:08:46 EST ID:n08X0aXU No.56189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I gotta say, things are pretty sweet on TV because of the 50th anniversary of Trek. . On the BBC we got a TOS marathon and random movie channels are throwing up all kinds of Trek movies. Insurrection was just on last night lol.

Quickest way to easy life by Michael Jonas - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 20:27:52 EST ID:UHNGXnN/ No.55403 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Steal a ship with a cloaking device and a holodeck
>Park somewhere out of the way, engage the cloak, then go down to the holodeck
>Sit in there for the rest of your life in abject sexual ecstasy

Why doesn't everyone do this?
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Guinan - Sun, 21 Aug 2016 17:19:59 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'd be like a less horrible version of TNGs The Royale
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman - Mon, 22 Aug 2016 18:23:04 EST ID:wiVZuv7W No.55853 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Or sexier version of DS9's Shadowplay. Assuming that we go with the premise that it's a personal masturbation ship.
Gul Evek - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 20:25:09 EST ID:wMXX0kqT No.56121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have had a similar thought but it was with the Nexus. I would like to have any sexual fantasy fulfilled while in the Nexus.
Lonzo - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 21:22:50 EST ID:414MU9f7 No.56123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what if riker is role playing an actor in 20th-21st century earth that portrays riker
Pax - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 18:08:07 EST ID:Ta098MKI No.56173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If that were the case I'd pull a Moriarty. The fact that we are characters in a holodeck means not only does such a device exist, but that any being that be created within it would be just as "real" to me as real life. Kind of like how the Doctor was sad for real when his holodeck daughter died because he's a hologram too.

Under those circumstances, I would simply have to somehow break my programming and seize control of the means of projection from Jonathan Frakes. Then basically do what OP said.

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