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Rick Sanchez by Commander Dolim - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 05:23:01 EST ID:y1BP3bZP No.55793 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How would Rick fair in the Star Trek universe?
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Jennifer Sisko - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 09:05:29 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.55799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55793
Rick would spend the entire time bitching about the Federation's culture of trust and empathy, all the while proving how wrong they are for following it by... just being himself, I guess. He'd basically be a bargain basement Q. Of course, he'd know Q personally, and he owes him a favour or something. He'd spend the entire time talking about how "this guy who lives around here" is a doucher, and in the end Q pops out and they have a little back and forth.

>I t-*burp*-tell ya what, Frenchie, that guy really gets on my case. Like, all up in there.
>Aw geez Rick, should you really be talking about an omnipotent, all powerful entity like that?
>Oh come on Morty! He's-he's only all-*burp*-allpowerful in THIS universe. You also said the same thing twice, which is bad form. Deducting points for that, Morty.
>I don't know, Rick. We're in this universe right now, and this guy is his friend, too!
>Damnit, I'm NOT Q's friend. He's a menace and a nuisance.
>Woah there, calm down Frenchie! That's *burp* that's now way to talk about an omnipotent, allpowerful entity!
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Burt Ryan - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 19:56:04 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.55810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I predict it would end in a showdown between Rick and Q that would tear the galaxy in twain. In the end Rick would use some device to blow up the universe and be left floating alone in the empty space that was left of everything burping about how he won, then Q would poof out of nowhere, start rebuilding the galaxy, and they would both laugh and go in for the most epic brograb ever to behold by beings both sentient and omnipotent.

Also they would go way back in time and make Archer fat.
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Guinan - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 21:46:21 EST ID:Y/rBvJIY No.55811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55793
>>55798
>>55799
>>55810

Fucking gold lol
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Helena Rozhenko - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:33:11 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.55815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Kai Opaka - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:33:48 EST ID:siczhJsP No.55816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I bet Rick would lead the Enterprise on an epic wild goose chase.
Also, all the posts in this thread are gold. An other prime example of why /1701/ is the best board in all of 420chan.


Star Trek Discovery by Harry Mudd - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 19:20:11 EST ID:BaUJzlAy No.55302 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Trailer revealing the USS Discovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqm9HSYbf0o

http://www.avclub.com/article/star-trek-comic-con-panel-teases-discoverys-serial-240025

I would say they're definitely going old school trek with this ship design. We could be in for a pretty fucking decent show...though those effects look fucking terrible. I hope that's just a concept design and they're going to get some real cgi artists in there.
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Christopher Pike - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 01:35:11 EST ID:DMbI2BD1 No.55755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55746
>And what is bad about a cultural revolution?
I'm using that term in the sense of the bloody mess of what countries like China and Poland gone through. Many people now know what not to do. I'm sorry, if my stream of consciousness shift between history terms, anthropology terms, sociology terms, philosophy terms, etc. when there could be confusion in usage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Revolution

>Are you telling me that all the decisions you make come purely from your own force of will? Like *nothing* else impinges on them, not where you were born, what social class you were born into, how genetics influenced your brain structure, how other people shaped your social responses?
Of course there's an effect, but that does not prevent humans from different social group from understanding other humans.

>Sociology is a well developed science with mountains of data to support it, and you're saying nope, you can never consider a unit larger than a single human individual. That's nonsense.
You are getting it backward. Of course you can consider larger unit than single individual. However, being able to gather information about group just informs you of the group, but that information is not useful in telling you about the individual. It's analogous to the difference between justice and social justice, with justice being blind to your class, your fame, your identity applying fairly and objectively on you on a case by case basis, versus social justice being concern with your social group, your identity applying double standards on you due to arbitrary group marker you happened to have.

>You still didn't demonstrate any logical or empirical reason why humanism and sociology are opposed
I never claimed they oppose. Sociology is more than just postmodern structuralist thought though as it also include wide ranging things like post-structuralist, post-humanist, anti-humanist, machine actors, nonhuman agency, social construct, corporate personhood, Westphalian sovereignty, etc. One of the long standing debate in sociology is precisely arguing over the agency vs structure in human behavior. Humanist take the human agency side, whereas structuralist…
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Kathryn Janeway - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 01:51:22 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.55757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55755
Point taken about China's 'Cultural Revolution' but the name for that period is a misnomer so you can see why I would misunderstand.

>>that doesn't prevent people from understanding each other
Sure, I never said it did. You started by saying the only thing that matters is an individuals reason and will. Also, you can't deny that it distorts communication and makes understanding more difficult; 'there can be no true communication between unequals.'

>>social information is not useful in telling you about the individual
Well I disagree. Sure our Namibian goat-herder is an individual with many quirks that are uniquely their's that make them their own person, yet still the very fact of their social status colors a large portion of their existence. So you can see why an oppressed group would agitate as a group for change, because as a group they can leverage their individual power into individually better positions.

>>safe space banhammer
I've never argued for safe spaces in this thread, I've only been arguing about what kind of direction I think the Star Trek franchise should take. I think Star Trek has always been a forum for culture to hammer out and discuss issues, and I can only hope the next one will be also. But I think that when you see that discussion played out, it must invariably be on the side of the social progressives (even acknowledging their flaws), because that is the only way to explain how our society develops into the one we see depicted in the show. Those who resist social progressives, if they had their way, would lead us into a very different future, which cannot be accounted for by the past of the show.
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Lon Suder - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 10:12:26 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55751

Cable TV originally had no commercials.

They did this same thing 20 years ago. Or was it 30. I am old.
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Guinan - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 11:16:22 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55768
CBS All Access started out with commercials I believe. At least there was that brief golden age of cable TV without commercials. I'm 9ld too, I remember.
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Guinan - Fri, 19 Aug 2016 18:00:36 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55770
Not your personal Federation


Voyager by Katogh - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 12:58:54 EST ID:VIySbXxN No.55512 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys. it's midseason and we've found a shortcut home. Unfortunately, this particular route is unstable and there's a minor conflict nearby that's going to take a few days to resolve.

What do you think we should do?
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 19:39:31 EST ID:/iciKmny No.55727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55574
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Guinan - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 01:55:16 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55569

the best part about this post is it reads in my mind 100% in a cheerful Neelix voice while Tuvok seethes with rage under his cool vulcan exterior.. pretty good bantz
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Corporal R Ryan - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 09:06:20 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.55733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55731
are there any pictures with Neelix combined with trollface.png
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CBS - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 21:55:27 EST ID:jFvZcITA No.55739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55512
We have a few more seasons to go... resolve the minor conflict and get to the shortcut home only that it collapses a before we reach it, leaving us with a few more seasons before we start to lose money on the show.
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Guinan - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 00:41:31 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55739
don't forget to abandon the way home in order to uphold the Prime Directive in a way that we intentionally violated it 2 episodes back because reasons


Rascals Episode 2: Wesley's Revenge by Guinan - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:39:11 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55667 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys, it finally happened. 4 years, 2 months, 15 days, 18 hours, 32 minutes and 19 seconds after it was first created, the rascals thread has sunk into the dark abyss where only netjester can roam.

RIP in peace creepy thread.
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Gul Darhe'el - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 10:37:27 EST ID:NhVFjF3f No.55680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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true love knows no bounds
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Senator Vreenak - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 10:53:03 EST ID:oZLoAdHE No.55681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I assume in a year, the Traveler will bring the thread back to the front page.
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Phlox - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 12:12:19 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Stardate 47634.44

Never Forget
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Lupaza - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 23:56:26 EST ID:aQZi/3lR No.55743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55667

RIP in Peace

You shall be remembered as long as you are not forgotten
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Guinan - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 00:38:55 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55743

>You shall be remembered as long as you are not forgotten

Direct hit to the humor array, lmao cascade imminent


Brige by Nyota Uhura - Sat, 13 Aug 2016 21:53:55 EST ID:KV4RuXya No.55662 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Phlox - Sat, 13 Aug 2016 22:26:00 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kind of an proto LCARS thing here.

Never really noticed it in that context before.


Klingon music by Worf - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 20:22:39 EST ID:7fxiEDGH No.54067 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone got that klingon music he listens to?
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Prosecutor Orak - Tue, 03 May 2016 00:02:10 EST ID:E/qsgVJA No.54126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54096

Did you yell "EXPERIENCE BIJ!" and deliver a haymaker to his chest?
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Weyoun 6 - Tue, 03 May 2016 03:13:35 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54088
Maybe some thing like this? Tells a story over the album and has power with out being heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFJusiRK78
also this, but it's all over the place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PvR2eAnX_0&list=PLeuLnKxa7AaRSOCUsz9iN9wE-5iKr4U85


>>54096
>PeeTaaCue
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Guinan - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 07:25:38 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54126
It's never too late

>3 months later, unexpected haymaker to the chest
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Dr. Reyga - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 06:49:44 EST ID:xb3w3Gq2 No.55615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55579

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
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Ezri Dax - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 22:36:06 EST ID:ZPOomt7U No.55633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54067
reminds me of Ithkuil music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uLzdTndP34


all out of bubblegum by Guinan - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 01:12:16 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55575 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just killed him. I'm sick of his shit. I just killed Q.

He came in here trying to pull his bullshit pranks, making fun of me for the complete destruction of my homeworld by the borg and all that shit.. I just snapped, I lost it. I fucking blew his ass away.

Which one y'all motherfuckers wants to piss me off next? You think I crushed up real mint leaves for yo GOD DAMN MOJITO just for you to tell me "It's alright?!" You think you're gonna just leave your dirty ass glasses on the table instead of recycling them in the replicator?!
Your lazy ass can't even set up the 3d chess for next time?
I swear to fuckin Fek'lhr that the next time someone asks me if they can get some of the real alchohol I got stashed away I will shove a bottle of the most hallucinogenic romulan ale up their asses and launch the cork at their internal organs.
You think I lived all these centuries to hear you bitch and moan about there being a sticky spot on the table? YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK!?
And if I have one more fuckin Bajoran ask me if I can do anything to make the hasperat spicier, I'm gonna sprinkle some kemocite in the broth next time
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Guinan - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 07:22:45 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55576

why do I always fall for this shit

goddammit Q
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Dr. Mizan - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 20:28:08 EST ID:7TQMqrln No.55610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55575
Goddamn Guinan take a sip of that Aldebaran Whiskey.
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Ensign Hogan - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 20:40:18 EST ID:wof0PxWH No.55611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish people actually dressed like Guinan. It looks comfy as hell. The hat would be so nice on a sunny day too.
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Guinan - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 03:43:54 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55610
My Bad Dr. Mizan, your girl Deanna Troi just keeps making me create all these elaborate chocolate desserts and that shit gets tedious

>>55611
(I'm thinkin about doing it IRL with some rad sunglasses)
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Joseph Sisko - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 10:30:27 EST ID:wOpCTA41 No.55617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55611
When you're at least 400 years old you learn that comfort is key when it comes to clothing


GET by Timothy Lang - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 23:15:29 EST ID:HKP1h6kM No.55555 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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long live the cabal
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Lt. Darien Wallace - Mon, 08 Aug 2016 01:16:56 EST ID:y0XXMzWs No.55557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think the shadowy holographic silhouette giving orders to the chumps that comprise the cabal intended for it to be long lived. The cabal exists solely to manipulate events in a way that tips the scales in the favor of some unknown geopolitical faction that exists in the future. It ain't the suliban, that's for sure. Lack of foresight and a malleable genome are probably the only characteristics that were considered by the people from the future when they were creating the cabal.

Remove the time travel characteristic from the relationship and it would probably resemble something like a group of klingons working together for Section 31 to serve the interests of the Federation so that it can be the dominant power in the Alpha quadrant.
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Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Mon, 08 Aug 2016 18:06:41 EST ID:QepNDzON No.55570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Future-guy is Archer
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Turanj - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 06:08:34 EST ID:DMbI2BD1 No.55577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55570
>Future-guy is
Nah, Future Guy is Porthos.
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Guinan - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 07:28:18 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55570

This IS actually what ENT would have done if it was allowed to run its course

How the fuck they would have explained/justified that I just don't know
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Guinan - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 07:38:44 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55580

Unless it's the Federation that starts the Temporal Cold War, and with their elite Quantum Corps they end up conquering all existence and abandoning everything the Federation holds dear.. without someone to stop them before the vertex point, they become all-powerful, the Quantum Corps starts living in the realm of the sphere builders, calling themselves the Quantum Continuum and eventually lose all touch with their humanity and become the Q

Only Archer can stop them and obviously he doesn't or else he wouldn't have to keep quantum leaping to try and loophole the tachyon emitter into the EPS coduit or some shit

Goddammit Q I'm getting so sick of your shit


Hideout thread by Captain Rixx - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:08:57 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55467 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This thread is for hiding from us politics .

Please post your favorite episodes, tropes, images.

Let's have a joyful space orgy.

I will start.
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Captain Rixx - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:20:00 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Captain Rixx - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:21:04 EST ID:N+RlYH+s No.55475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Colonel Lovok - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 17:32:33 EST ID:xb3w3Gq2 No.55481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55473

I wonder what /b/'s lego-guy would think of these.
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Jake Sisko - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 17:41:56 EST ID:siczhJsP No.55482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55475
Wow, that's sexy
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Minuet - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 22:05:34 EST ID:NZnNeqi4 No.55522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55481
he'd probably need a kleenex


high star trek thoughts by Youngblood - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 17:28:39 EST ID:/iciKmny No.55480 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be me
>smokin bud
>streaming star trek: enterprise
> it's that episode where the enterprise has to go through this big dangerou nebula and everyone gets trapped in the catwalk for like 8 days
> thinkin bout how someone could best run a starship
> command structure works for getting single important tasks done, but not at all for lots of small tasks
> i bet the enterprise has an enterprise/b/
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DaiMon Birta - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 08:37:11 EST ID:u5UGMqQW No.55504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55502

Hey Faggots,
My name is Will, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day running holonovels. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to holodeck simulations of the goddess of empathy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was Captain of a Klingon Cruiser, and first officer on the Enterprise D and E. What career do you have, other than “fuck holographic versions of 21st Century porn stars”? I also get straight A’s in starfleet academy, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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Phlox - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 16:24:51 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.55506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Forgive Darmok, i am Chidlren of Tama.

i come to study jalad on the ocean at el-adrel, i am here little time and i am very shaka when the walls fell. i am kadir beneath mo moteh also and this very kiazi's children, their faces wet for me. i am very Tamarian person. i never act to be kadir beneath mo moteh with other picard before. but after i am in el-adrel 6 weeks i am my captain together he is beneath mo moteh too. He was show me big deep space probe and then we are kiss.

We beast of Tanagra together. I never before now am tell my Temba with arms wide about kadir beneath mo moteh because i am very the river Temarc in winter. As i fock this starfleet primary exhaust shaft it is very rai and jiri at lungha to me but i also feel so shaka when the walls fell. I feel extreme shaka as I begin to mirab with sails unfurled. I feel so shaka that I pick up my communicator and call Temba on Tamar. I awaken her. It too late for uzani, his army so i am mirab his sails unfurled sex. I am very zinda his face black and his eyes red so i yell her 'I AM MIRAB HIS SAILS UNFURLED FROM KADIR BENEATH MO MOTEH" (in Tamarian) She say Kira at Bashi? I say 'I AM MIRAB HIS SAILS UNFURLED FROM KADIR BENEATH MO MOTEH" and she say you tamarian, do not chenza at court starfleet captain, and I say 'NO I AM MIRAB HIS SAILS UNFURLED FROM DEEP WARP PROBE IN PICARD AT EL-ADREL, I AM IN MO MOTEH, I MIRAB IN MO MOTEH' and my Temba very angry me. She not get zinda though.

I hang up communicator and am very shaka when the walls fell. My captain he is also shaka. I am shaka and feel very beneath kiazi's children, their faces wet. I wonder, why do I kadir beneath mo moteh with captain? But i continue because when I mirab his sails unfurled it feel very good in captain warp exhaust shaft.
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William T Riker - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 17:41:35 EST ID:xb3w3Gq2 No.55507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Be me
>finally decide to stop seeing holographic gf because so embarassed
>gonna put myself back out there on dating scene
>Staff meeting about stupid bullshit
>Cap'n says the real version of my hologfqt is coming by for an engine inspection
>Begin to sweat profusely
>Go into anxiety mode, hours pass
>Find myself meeting real qt
>I have to give her a tour
>"Whats in that room?" she asks
>It's the holodeck
>We don't need to go in there
>she goes in
>She's browsing recently run programs
>Ohshitohshitohshit
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Jack Crusher - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 18:13:02 EST ID:pxvIaby8 No.55508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55507
There is literally nothing I don't like about this post.
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Jal Culluh - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 14:25:53 EST ID:AXjbbbKu No.55514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55507
Perfection. Geordi confirmed as autist


Vulcan Genitalia by DaiMon Bractor - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:38:05 EST ID:AdxOeoX4 No.55476 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ever Wondered what a vulcan dingus looks like? Ever wanted a history of the speculation on what the vulcan penis looks like?

If the answer to either question is yes, you're in luck:
http://fanlore.org/wiki/Vulcan_Genitalia
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 20:00:00 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55476
so these illustrations inform me that Vulcan dick is always pulsating and doing the meatspin during Pon Farr?

>the more you know


stahp by Kai Opaka - Mon, 04 Jul 2016 08:01:50 EST ID:pMNH4m1s No.55073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been a lurker for almost a year now, compared to the rest of the shit on cytube and taima this was the best channel there, easily. And I say that in the past tense for a reason.

Why did you guys remove the playlist? just because some dweebs stole "your" shit doesn't mean you have to restrict it for everyone else. It was really convenient to just pick and watch an episode when the tube was running something you didn't like, since voteskip for the most part is pretty broken and I'd hate to voteskip something other people might want to watch. That was the greatest thing about your channel, a plethora of choices and nice clean order in everything. Even though I don't agree with a lot of the things non-star trek that are discussed in chat and the controversial nature of each opinion I still accepted your right to do so, solely based from the amount of quality the channel had, which may I add was light-years ahead of "that other" channel.

Now, it's bad enough you nerds had to impose BSG and completely skip Babylon5 like it doesn't exist, but you've even put anime on, under the blanche of sci-fi, all which was going to be a weekend which then became a daily thing(???). I've been absent from the tube for a few days but looking at it now it seems like you're back at trek, but for how long is the real question?
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Prinadora - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 09:05:24 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.55157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55143
I like it.

So what's the different site? I'm always interested in more synchtube-types
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Bimmiy - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 20:11:08 EST ID:b4C/elX9 No.55166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55104

Working on it (slowly), just can't get that shits audio to sync up correctly. Stupid h.265 synchronization bug.
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Subcommander Velal - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 21:50:53 EST ID:fS+/9u97 No.55167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55166
That was my post and I've been using h.264 to do the rips. H.265 seems too wonky still.
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Ensign Herbert - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:40:53 EST ID:pMNH4m1s No.55437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55073
>playlist is back
GODS AMONG MEN
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Lorian - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 13:13:22 EST ID:1hcPl7S8 No.55462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55437
Yeah. I mean I didn't mind the other stuff and BSG is aight (fuck the ending though) but knowing that star trek is actually on when you want to sit down and watch or have it on in the background or something is priceless.


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