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New Star Trek Series Premieres January 2017 by Persis - Mon, 02 Nov 2015 11:17:33 EST ID:PeKnhBXD No.52183 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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...but Alex Kurtzman will serve as executive producer:
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Captain Shelby - Fri, 06 Nov 2015 13:43:40 EST ID:D1seLRV0 No.52236 Ignore Report Quick Reply

why can't things that are new be good?

I legitimately wish that they were
General K'Trelan - Fri, 06 Nov 2015 16:04:36 EST ID:ajGNdr+g No.52237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh it's gonna be good, just not good Star Trek.

Fringe was good for instance, better than other more recent scifi shows.
Also there is Dr. Who, and a while ago a Red Dwarf continuation which was done quite well. Battlestar Galactica was also not bad, and although they botched the ending was a good show.
In that regards it will be watchable.

It's just that Star Trek has higher standards in regards that it has to portray a very distinct genre. The only other example that falls under this rigorous regime is Blade Runner and perhaps Terminator and Alien.
TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9 and VOY have no significant issues with that. ENT at least tries, but JJTrek purposefully avoids the trope completely.

In other words:
>It was, for the most part, way on the happy end of the Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism, at least partially because of its solid allegiance to the Enlightened side of Romanticism Versus Enlightenment. But it still found some sort of balance between a Dystopia and a Crystal Spires and Togas future.
Admiral Patrick - Mon, 09 Nov 2015 04:47:19 EST ID:h6e5CVXP No.52256 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Streaming networks always tend to give more creative freedom to their shows since they don't worry as much about advertisers and don't live or die on weekly ratings since the show exists to advertise the network rather than attract eyeballs to advertisements. If this were on Netflix I'd be thrilled.

But it's not. It's going to be on CBS's shitty streaming service that no one will buy and even if the show is excellent it will still get canceled after 2 seasons.

And a lower budget is just fine with me. Fewer aliens exploding and more story focus.
Kai Opaka - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 20:45:24 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.52294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>red dwarf continuation

Are you talking about the 2009 reunion episode or is there a legit new season?
Kai Opaka - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 20:47:47 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.52295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nvm, just looked, qued the disks off netflix for season 10. ohh shit yeah.

Worf stinks by Greer - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 19:13:02 EST ID:dAGlS4Kk No.51464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why was Worf such a piece of shit?

>The Klingon Empire is in the midst of a civil war that threatens its very existence and risks trillions of lives
>Use the situation as an opportunity to take personal vengeance against the Duras family even though Gowron is clearly just as bad
>Make every attempt to drag the Federation into the conflict too, risking trillions more lives, then throw a hissy fit and resign from starfleet when Picard tells you to grow up

>Find the only planet in the universe where Romulans and Klingons live in peace
>Insist that it is "wrong" somehow and begin filling the younger Klingons' heads with bullshit like "honor"
>Within a week or so their society, which could have served as an example to the galaxy, completely breaks down

Let He Who Is Without Sin:
>Have an argument with your girlfriend
>Join a terrorist organization
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Karyn Archer - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 01:13:15 EST ID:6mIh+ZL6 No.52276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh god my ears. Why would you do that?
M'ret - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 19:40:23 EST ID:74Ycy/DT No.52279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i tried hitting my friend like that one time it just hurt all 10 of my fingerbones

worf's soccer mom hair bugged me the most, imo the only good worf was the bug worf in the episode where troi becomes a frog and broccoli becomes a spider because humans evolved from spiders???
Legate Turrel - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 22:29:10 EST ID:BaUJzlAy No.52283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not that humans evolved from spiders, its that we share a common ancestor with spiders (like wayyyyyyyyyyy back) so that DNA is still there in our bones, just not active. And this disease randomly activated these, in raker's case it was caveman, in Picard it was lemur, in Sorf's case it was Xenomorph, in Spot it was Iguana, and in Broccoli's case it was a spider.
Former Gul Rusot - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 00:38:37 EST ID:KIGfBTiN No.52284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who the fuck is Broccoli?
M'ret - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 02:05:40 EST ID:74Ycy/DT No.52285 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Star Trek Beyond (Abramsverse) by Lt. Cmdr. Calvin Hudson - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 23:48:24 EST ID:whu5IEBV No.51741 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Trekkies who are impatiently awaiting the arrival of Star Trek Beyond will have to wait a few more weeks. Paramount Pictures has shifted the sequel's release date from July 8, 2016 to July 22, 2016. A two-week shift may seem inconsequential, but, this shift means you'll have a better chance of seeing the movie in the IMAX format next summer.

Not a good sign at all. Moving it back to maximize IMAX sales seems like we're going to get a massive ad campaign and a piece of shit cobbled together movie.
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Burt Ryan - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 01:07:34 EST ID:semIubPX No.52263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>So, do you guys think this series is being forced out now to generate so hype for the movie?

I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that this is the only reason why a new series was made. I think some studio exs. think they can cash in on star trek with all of the other nostalgia movie revivals with star trek.
Guess they still don't know why fans hate the first two movies.
Greer - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 02:08:47 EST ID:jthzolxu No.52264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The film rights are owned by Viacom and the TV rights are owned by CBS. They're not going to promote each other's products.
T'Pau - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 14:02:10 EST ID:6mIh+ZL6 No.52265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They did say the series won't have anything to do with the new movie. I'm taking that to mean the other 2 as well.
Ensign Herbert - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 18:11:27 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.52267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So safe to say this show is going to be space lazers in the prime universe?
Admiral Alidar Jarok - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:16:32 EST ID:UCF4nKpp No.52270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no, its going to be generic new'10s bitchfest with a star trek parody patina

new series by Corporal R Ryan - Mon, 02 Nov 2015 11:13:09 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.52182 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>CBS Television Studios announced today it will launch a totally new Star Trek television series in January 2017. The new series will blast off with a special preview broadcast on the CBS Television Network. The premiere episode and all subsequent first-run episodes will then be available exclusively in the United States on CBS All Access, the Network’s digital subscription video on demand and live streaming service.
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Star Trek: Real Consequences Edition by Rebi - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 17:15:58 EST ID:cRYL4MQL No.52116 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lets honestly consider what would be the personal and societal ramifications of things that happen in episodes of Star Trek without the x9000 plot armor every nameboard character/speecial ship gets. Start with TNG S1E1 "Encounter at Farpoint"
>Encounter Godlike Entity
>Crew Goes Mad, Unable to accept existence of this kind of lifeform, reverting to religious tropes
>Crew are dissected upon return to earth by paranoid starfleet unable to halt spread of this knowledge
>Space jellyfish cleanse galaxy of all life
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Jaro Essa - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 05:15:47 EST ID:SsYD8HSD No.52155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Voyager: The Killing Game
>Instead of letting Harry Kim exist independely outside the simulations, they plant one of those mind control things in his brain to turn him into an obedient monkey wrench mechanic slave
>They use the chip in B'Elanna to force her to rewrite the doctor's code so that he heals up the crew without question
>Everyone on voyager is trapped in the simulations until they literally die of old age
>Meanwhile the doctor (who is now decidedly evil) is working on extending the lifespan of humanoids to make the holodeck puppets more viable
>Perhaps he even grows new organs using the crew's DNA to replace the old ones when they are wounded grievously or when they age too much, keeping them alive forever
>The Voyager crew is left "reincarnating" endlessly, not knowing who they really are or were or why they're being mindlessly slaughtered, a living spectacle for the gayest race in the quadrant, for the rest of their long, miserable lives
>None of that queer Nazi shit either, all of the simulations are sheer mindfucky horror that really bring out the fear and bloodlust hirogens love so much
>Eventually this technology spreads in popularity and it becomes a normal way to subjugate other races and turn them into playthings

If the Hirogens weren't incredibly gamebreakingly retarded that episode could've been a lot more existentially grisly...
Ghee P'Trell - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 07:44:14 EST ID:NP3iKGpB No.52167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah though the stupidity of their culture is one of the main plot points. It's so dumb they're dying out and have achieved almost nothing in hundreds of years despite being so advanced and strong. Eventually the borg would overtake and destroy them because they have no long term vision.
Krem - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 14:48:30 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It takes humans to show them the proper path. Without humans the galaxy would be fucked.
Harry Mudd - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 21:12:37 EST ID:30RsulBZ No.52170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DS9: Statistical Probabilities
>Genetically modified Mutants arrive at DS9 to meet Bashir
>Use statistical calculations which lead to near certain predictions
>predict the outcome of the Dominion War will lead to 900 billion deaths
>Mutants are incarcerated
>900 billion people actually die
DaiMon Nunk - Sun, 01 Nov 2015 06:22:36 EST ID:NP3iKGpB No.52173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe actually it was a leader from within them. But that's a criticism you can (and have) levelled at the entire franchise.

/1701/tube by Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 02 Nov 2014 18:12:19 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.47243 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I found some guy streaming Stark Trek and put it in our Taima TV channel.
User has been warned
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Guinan - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 08:39:22 EST ID:51MxDeCg No.52146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
same here
neelix irl - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 09:00:52 EST ID:dPCf/RNR No.52147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yep, looks like an issue with cytube.
Cmdr. Williams - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 16:53:32 EST ID:zXMBYvtd No.52150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DoBa !VW8PiCArdQ - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:28:34 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It was working earlier and not it's kaput. I'm getting the shakes from lack of Trek.
Lt. JG Ayala - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 16:38:28 EST ID:l79y/e7i No.52164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Odo is human? by DaiMon Solok - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 12:39:11 EST ID:tpZY7Y/i No.51983 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I've been rewatching random episodes of DS9, and I just saw the one where Odo gets turned into a human.

Why did the Founders choose human, though? Odo has a closer relationship with the Bajorans, or hell, even the Cardassians. Wouldn't it have been more reasonable to turn him into something he has a more of an affinity for?
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Kira Nerys - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 12:51:42 EST ID:ALzkBYK2 No.51987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cause humans are the shit son. HOMOSAPIEN POWER!!!!!
Legate Turrel - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 23:23:00 EST ID:4CB75DxJ No.51997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think he was just a humanoid. They never clarified his biology during that time. There were a few episodes that showed he still had some changeling characteristics.
B'Elanna Torres - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 04:39:08 EST ID:JGoxMVyq No.52015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51983 because they had more in depth scans of humans specifically after holding the command staff of the defiant in their intro
Benjamin Sisko - Mon, 05 Oct 2015 01:42:40 EST ID:/B6QmYD7 No.52023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He was human. Bashir said something about it.
Admiral Chekote - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 09:26:01 EST ID:ntH4Jr8j No.52157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The founders had been playing the long game with the federation at that point.

Odo killed a fucking changeling and stood in the way of the dominion in their war with the federation.

I'd say they did it out of spite. A kind-of cruel poetic justice for choosing the Human's Federation over the Changeling's Dominion.

Trek halloween by Kira Meru - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 12:21:36 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52135 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I doubt I'm going anywhere for Halloween but I picked up a blue TOS uniform and a phaser. The quality isn't the best but I like it. Anyone else going Trek this year?
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 12:37:46 EST ID:XogZJn4x No.52136 Report Quick Reply
I've never had the inspiration to put effort into going all out for costumes except one year when I went as Data and it was boss as fuck. I'll probably just use that same uniform to go as a generic Starfleet officer this year.
Kira Meru - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 13:30:39 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm wearing the shirt right now. It is a fascinating experience. I need to get a tricorder and fawn over it like Jadzia, admiring the 23rd century design. I'm not gonna do anything special other than walk around in the shirt and pointing the phaser at people and going PEW PEW PEW PEW.

Trek webm Thread by Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 06:01:40 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.51924 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ever since the implementation of webms on 420chan, I've been disappointed by the lack of Trek webms. Come on, Starfleet, get with the future already!
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Harry Kim - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 05:25:43 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.52123 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is likely one of the best scenes in all of star track.
Sarah Sisko - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 14:12:23 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You incompetent Topah!
Leck - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 01:14:47 EST ID:aXiXkpxN No.52127 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Marcy !Gf.67NegE2 - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 11:11:12 EST ID:t8BxRm8t No.52132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What song is that, Themrypoo?
Kira Meru - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 12:12:27 EST ID:+mcly8Or No.52134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's called stop sucking so much dick! :nou:

Voy: season 6 episode 6 Riddles by zaphod - Wed, 15 Jul 2015 02:44:15 EST ID:B+vCWR+j No.50821 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I wish tuvok and neelix could of stayed best friends for ever.

They never did get to go to that Risa water park.

I'll forever miss you retarded Tuvok.
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Emperor Reclaw - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 01:12:42 EST ID:on68BUEM No.51376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wait a minute. You guys are telling me this delicious sandwich was made from horsecock?
James Mother Fucking Randi !lwriJ94kMg - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 15:20:50 EST ID:GyjcOYhg No.51423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Replicated horse cock, but yes.

Here's some replicated pussy sandwich.
Kolo - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 20:40:20 EST ID:G92PUziw No.52096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask Quark, his "wife" may have divorced him, but apparently he gets nookie whenever they meet up. You know because Bashir is patching Quark up.
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 21:51:43 EST ID:nfQLmOOa No.52097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now I want to see janeway suck off a horse Fear Factor style
Ambassador Shras - Wed, 21 Oct 2015 16:09:16 EST ID:REagkBKG No.52112 Ignore Report Quick Reply

the struggle

Treak Drinking Games! by Private E Hamboyan - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 00:35:06 EST ID:ssHCFx/G No.51876 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll go first.

DS9 - s5e15 - By Inferno's Light:

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Sarah Sisko - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 16:28:11 EST ID:4MbviPF5 No.51963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TNG - anytime Picard makes a speech, anytime Troy gets waped, anytime a redshirt dies, anytime Data uses a contraction (that should be like a double drink)
Tora Ziyal - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 19:39:37 EST ID:iQfIja8q No.51964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to play this one for TNG:

Every time the captain gives an order take a shot
Every time someone drinks something on-screen
Every time Worf talks about his honor

There might have been a couple more but keeping it simple
Subaltern Lorot - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 23:12:19 EST ID:SsYD8HSD No.52014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
on the subject of overused medical plot devices

every time they use seven's nanoprobes for something
Jean-Luc Picard - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 17:00:04 EST ID:ondPtCHo No.52084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Damn fuckin right
Jean-Luc Picard - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 19:42:01 EST ID:ondPtCHo No.52087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also for Voyager any time they say Delta Quadrant take a shot

Star Trek: Renegade by Prinadora - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:28:25 EST ID:ulmH5v9c No.51330 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I got real blazed after work and noticed a new Star Trek movie called Renegade. At first I thought it was some lame fan film then I looked into it and found it stars Chekov as an admiral, Tuvok shows up and the beloved Dr. Zimmerman is featured as well. The production value is above a few of the shows and movies and is honestly worth a watch. Your in for a treat.

Toke and enjoy TOS and Voyager references. Peace.
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Michael Rostov - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 19:50:36 EST ID:PeKnhBXD No.52010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Star Trek porn - is not safe for work! Don't click it on your work console!
Cyrano Jones - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 18:59:15 EST ID:tT+ijtvt No.52056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm about halfway through Renegades now. Holy shit is it ever uneven. Especially the performances. It's like they did one take for every scene and then moved on. I don't want to shit on their hard work but they shouldn't have put Russ behind the camera. People tend to think each actor is responsible for their own performance but more often it's down what the director can get out of them. Even an old pro like Gary Graham has a scene early on where his delivery is off. Come on, Russ. You're not shooting on film; it's not like you're gonna run out of memory. Do it again and get it right.

They do get bonus points for debuting Captain Parker Lewis.
Captain Solok - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 19:52:26 EST ID:ZCdMgvRJ No.52066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
too bad he was a shit captain tho nb
Michael Eddington - Mon, 12 Oct 2015 01:38:05 EST ID:on68BUEM No.52077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I prefer to think of him as captain-Michael-Shanks-was-too-busy-hunking-out-on-some-soap-opera-this-season.

Seriously though, the make-up was all over the place too. On the one hand there's perfect looking cardassian Vic Mignogna, and then there's that fucking Nausicaan who literally looks like they forgot to paint detail into the rubber mask they double-side taped to his face
Kira Taban - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 16:35:54 EST ID:qXKsarQU No.52078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
really? to me it was the other way round, the nausicaan looked accurate to the TNG era ones, the scales on vic's makeup looked less reptile more post-apoc tumour

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