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The Coolest Star Trek Dude Ever You Bitch Ass Motherfuckers by Michael Sullivan - Mon, 07 Mar 2016 08:42:01 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.53379 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Garak is definitively the coolest motherfucker to ever grace a star trek script. I don't even think Cardassians are cool or anything in fact they mostly suck but this badass motherfucker is cooler than any of you are or ever will be so fuck you.

anyways Garak I mean Elim is way cooler than everyone else in star trek so fuck you I'm drunk
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Captain Edward Jellico - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:55:38 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54854 Ignore Report Quick Reply

also this is amazing because I am blackout drunk posting in a thread I made while blackout drunk

I fucking love you guys
Captain Solok - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 07:08:33 EST ID:7ixSMeHe No.54857 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think it's an assessment of Star Trek's assorted "Power Trios."

The DS9 one is a little hard to pin down, but that's just because DS9 had a lot of great pairings and group moments, it again breaks the formula. It had the best duos since Kirk/Spock though. Ben and Dax, Ben and Jake, Odo and Quark, O'Brien and Bashir, Bashir and Garak... all of them worked great with each other.
Guinan - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 07:21:54 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think you're onto something

but it's more like

Generic Slut/ Philosopher / Logician

that's the combo that makes star trek STAR TRAK

TOS is spot on, TNG is spot on, VOY is close.. I'd say Kes&Seven / Chipotle&sometimesNeelix / Tuvok&Seven

But in DS9 Quark is the philosopher FOR SURE, Dax is the Logician, but who is the slut?? Julian probably, cause he's bi as fuck or maybe even Kira because reasons

Enterprise had no strong philosopher, and they merged the slut and the logician (which VOY did to some degree as well, but Tuvok was also logical as fuck) and that's why enterprise was shit. Also because their theme song was made of dicks and singsong. And also because the whole idea was we see the bridge between the modern world and trek but that idea was betrayed in episode 1&2, the time shuffle boogalloo where we invalidate what Word and Picard said about first contact with the Klingons for no good reason and also have transporters and phasers because fuck you that's why
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Jonathan Archer - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 11:04:00 EST ID:WBfv0lXc No.54866 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I usually call Kirk/Riker "Space Phallus".
Enabran Tain - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 16:01:32 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TNG eschews the triad formula in favor of pairs.
Picard and Data.
Picard and Riker.
Picard and Crusher.
Riker and Troi.
Data and Geordi
Data and Yar

In fact all the TNG+ (including Enterprise) series do that for the most part. Even the AbramsTrek made it more of a Kirk and Spock Bromance than the Kick/Spock/McCoy triad it is supposed to be.

Meanwhile at E3: Star Trek Bridge Crew by Jonathan Archer - Tue, 14 Jun 2016 09:46:49 EST ID:yUEnpn4n No.54813 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's ubisoft and it may not even be as good as artemis is but it's VR, and it's nice to see Levar Burton has still got it.


Scuse the OP image being a lazy choice. The hard drive with my image folder in died on thursday.
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Admiral William J Ross - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 04:17:44 EST ID:wiVZuv7W No.54818 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Once this is made i'll be happy
Lorian - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:27:57 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54826 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It looks really cool but one thing worries me. It is set in the JJtrekverse so I have a bad feeling that they are trying to get us more used to that universe for the anthology series.
Silik - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 11:05:54 EST ID:PiuNIO78 No.54827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hopefully there will be mods
Captain Solok - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 00:37:24 EST ID:7ixSMeHe No.54847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Playing 'The Game' in the Holodeck on the Oculus Rift version of a Starfleet vessel
Guinan - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 07:27:54 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54862 Ignore Report Quick Reply

A DS9 Question by M'Pella - Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:09:30 EST ID:VdqwWHX8 No.54747 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What the fuck happaned to Drex? Martok's son? He was in Way of the Warrior, and just vanished off the face of the alpha quadrant. The real Martok never spoke of him. Ever. Did he die in battle? Did the real Martok cast him out or kill him for not being able to tell he was replaced with a changling? Was he even real, or just another changling sent to make the con more real!?
Jossen - Fri, 10 Jun 2016 05:15:05 EST ID:qbvuHKHy No.54749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I heard he got hooked on that space heroin and is now a fuccboi on Ferenginar that sucks lobes for latinum strips
Lt. Ro Laren - Fri, 10 Jun 2016 06:57:47 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54750 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Guinan - Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:14:10 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's a good question.. maybe his shapeshifter dad sent him on a suicide mission or a wild goose chase after getting beat up by Worf, and he still isn't back yet

RODDENBERRY VAULT by SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Fri, 26 Feb 2016 14:01:00 EST ID:/tm/M9cL No.53263 Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have these been posted? I haven't seen them.


>Throughout 2016 the Roddenberry Facebook page will be posting artefacts from their archives, including behind the scenes documents, production artwork, and photos. Dubbed the Roddenberry Vault, there will be new posts every day, some times multiples.

Some crazy shit in here.
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Hadley - Tue, 01 Mar 2016 20:47:50 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.53318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That makes more sense. When I first read it it sounded lie the enterprise needed a water tank.
SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 01:39:45 EST ID:HJR2XFC7 No.53389 Report Quick Reply

Cause muh profits.
Guinan - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:26 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bringing this old ass thread back with the hope and supposition that good episodes from this archive will be scavenged and added to the anthology meta storyline for the new series

TNG was made great by a sprinkling of recycled phase II episodes, why not the new series, at least if they can be made to fit?

Here's some Nakamura for your troubles
Tal Celes - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:05:01 EST ID:Pr3xdYRz No.54781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>TNG was made great by a sprinkling of recycled phase II episodes
>recycled phase II episodes
[citation needed]
Guinan - Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:07:20 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54795 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Okay okay maybe that was a bit of exaggeration, but it helped transition from TOS to TNG more smoothly

TOS Seasons 4 and 5 by Prosecutor Orak - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 18:26:13 EST ID:WBPJEz5x No.54787 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is anybody else into the animated series like I am?
Some episodes are absolutely amazing and the animation is hilarious and even a little trippy at times.
To me, it fits right in with TOS and is my 2nd fav series (after TOS ofc).
The voice acting is choice too.

Anybody else feel me on this??
Menos - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 19:19:23 EST ID:5uU+DoWU No.54788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are a few very memorable ones.
"The Magicks of Megas-tu" for instance is probably among my top10 of all ST.
Gantt - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:42:07 EST ID:WBPJEz5x No.54789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey me too! Also the one with the plant people and giant Spock.
Admiral Hayes - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:45:21 EST ID:7ixSMeHe No.54791 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If nothing else, it gave us this:

Neelix - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 23:18:54 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
kind of reminds me of how they did SGC2C and Sealab 2021. Only that had original audio.

More like the Guls itch.

INVASION! by M'Ress - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 19:20:57 EST ID:wEAI/s5e No.54741 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post yfw (DS9 S:6 E:19 SPOILER)the dominion invaded Betazed

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Maihar'du - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:44:08 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Deanna Troi - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 11:56:14 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.54763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tal Celes - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:10:39 EST ID:Pr3xdYRz No.54782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's clear that the Dominion would use rape as a shock tactic, especially against telepaths.
So they probably had a bunch of Jem Hadar rape everybody on Betazed.
General Krim - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:28:58 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It seems like the Dominion's MO is more to conquer and then allow some autonomy, so raping the population would not foster that kind of relationship. Plus, do the Jem Hadar even have...parts?

Now, the Klingons I could see using rape as a tactic. The Romulans have some evidence. The Commander who fathered Sela could be said to have coerced Sela's mother into sex which is a kind of soft rape.
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:42:19 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54784 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>not sending vorta to do the raping

My sides are in different quadrants and redshifting by Prosecutor Orak - Sat, 07 May 2016 14:01:18 EST ID:gyxXHWom No.54187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Apple polly oggies if this is oldnews, but I just this and I don't even.
Donik - Sat, 07 May 2016 23:04:33 EST ID:7ixSMeHe No.54191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I... I don't understand.
Lt. Maxwell Burke - Sun, 08 May 2016 01:51:03 EST ID:d4Q+ADnp No.54194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, this.
Guinan - Sun, 08 May 2016 04:11:11 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guinan - Sun, 08 May 2016 04:11:39 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh what the fuck that's not a picture of a cat...
Guinan - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 05:43:57 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm 1200 years old and what is this?

mods are asleep post gowron by Administrator V'Las - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 05:03:48 EST ID:2CfAHiuI No.53748 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guinan - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 03:01:48 EST ID:o5lc1Df1 No.53770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guinan - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 03:03:29 EST ID:o5lc1Df1 No.53771 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Is what I really meant lol
Guinan - Tue, 31 May 2016 00:28:07 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Music to groove by by Gowron's retarded cousin Kavok
Maihar'du - Tue, 31 May 2016 07:25:40 EST ID:h8GUEdF8 No.54607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guinan - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:50:22 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>this kills the thread

This is why we can't have nice things

Kai Winn is Great by Ensign Harry Wang - Sat, 04 Jun 2016 17:37:37 EST ID:h8GUEdF8 No.54648 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I fucking love Kai Winn. I used to hate her, because she's so passive-bitchy and witty, but I've grown to love her. The final straw was Episode 25 of Season 5, where she meets with Weyoun (the Vorta played by Jeffrey Combs), and after a very polite discussion, grabs his ear to understand his character, and then declares that they are nothing alike.

Post characters that you initially disliked but came to appreciate. Gul Dukat, Garak, Tasha Yar, both of TNG's doctors, and Captain Krazy Janeway are all characters I've grown to like.
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Gralik Durr - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 13:12:28 EST ID:pi3UNSdu No.54765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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is that repurposed Enemy Mine makeup?
Guinan - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 18:25:56 EST ID:fzblRYDb No.54767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That would be hilarious, as they won an Emmy for that episodes makeup. Right up there with Spocks Brain, am episode so godawful it's almost good. "Threshold". If you haven't seen it yet you should, you'll never look at Janeway the same again. It starts out with an amazingly cool premise and then goes where no one has gone, nor wanted to go, nor ever should have gone before.
Shakaar Edon - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 20:21:27 EST ID:VdqwWHX8 No.54768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope that anthology series has Janeway and Paris's nematoad kids coming back to earth.
Guinan - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:07:10 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I for one welcome our tongueless hyper-evolved nematoad overlords
William T Riker - Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:23:42 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54772 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Janeway and Paris's nematoad kids go back in time and found the illuminati

Space Grandpa by Curzon Odo - Tue, 10 May 2016 02:20:24 EST ID:ZcXAygY2 No.54231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who is your favorite space grandpa? Mine is Martok.

Space Grandmas are also acceptable.
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Daniel Jackson - Fri, 13 May 2016 14:58:46 EST ID:9gwZOrlu No.54303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Old Scotty is best Grandpa for me. btw what's he drinking ?
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Fri, 13 May 2016 16:30:10 EST ID:ptvQf0LV No.54304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Er, it is.....(sniffs bottle)...(looks at bottle carefully)....It is....It is green.
Guinan - Fri, 13 May 2016 21:06:24 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Data stop raiding my shit without permission, that has mescaline in it
Jack Crusher - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 05:22:14 EST ID:XgJQCakl No.54728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Old Scotty is pretty much my Grandad in space
>Former mechanic
>Enjoys a drop of the pure
>Has a story to fit literally any occasion
>Slightly racist
All Scotty needs to do is swear like a trooper when nobody's about and that's my dear old Grandad right there.
M'Ress - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 08:23:40 EST ID:wEAI/s5e No.54734 Ignore Report Quick Reply

A subject is required when that's a lot of quatloos by Vic Fontaine - Wed, 08 Jun 2016 16:17:30 EST ID:zwqwWLK7 No.54721 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ba'el - Wed, 08 Jun 2016 17:27:43 EST ID:VdqwWHX8 No.54722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hope this leads to Canada adopting Gold-Pressed Latinum as its currency.
Toral - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 03:21:45 EST ID:aQZi/3lR No.54726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ugghh... I know this is a retarded complaint but it should be a rule that you have to be dead or have actually accomplished something important to get your face printed all over money...

Every time I see that old cunts face I just wonder how many hundreds of other famous british people could be on there instead
Thalen - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 04:27:09 EST ID:VdqwWHX8 No.54727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just wait until its Philip. At least Elizabeth worked in WW2.
Jonathan Archer - Fri, 24 Jun 2016 22:39:11 EST ID:q05gKpCZ No.54967 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Comibng in 2017 by Guinan - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 02:43:41 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.52362 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys I've had a terrible thought.. what if this new series in 2017 turns out to be Axanar the series.. or Renegades Continues?

I really don't know which would be worse.. I mean Axanar is good, has a few actual trek actors and they say all kinds of neat shit like you're watching a star trek documentary reality tv show thing or some shit but its like 230% cgi holy fuck, and renegades is kinda like this.. you have a relative who's in a play and hes the only one good in it and it also makes little sense because I literally cannot stay awake because its so hard to watch and I always have to be at least drunk to even give it a try, and then its like literally why don't nausicaans sound like that DOM JAHT HUGH MAHN guy, that reverb and height made them sound so intimidating holy fuck even the retarded ones are scary

so basically in conclusion, Bajor will be the villian of any future series, as they will go on a crusade and perform war crimes against a healing cardassia, one who was about to join the federation, but I mean think about it, bajor stays neutral throughout the war, collecting technologies, then they don't need the federation anymore with cardassia all wrekt

Picard and Janeway are like the new Nakamura and Nechayev

Sometimes you run into riker and the titan and he;s always cheating on troi with horrific space creatures

odo is defending the fleeing refugees of the holocaust of the great link by bajoran forces

good ol garak runs the cardassion free union with an iron fist

worf is still second in command to martok, until he suffers a sudden dishonorable death and worf literally has no choice but to take control of the klingon empire
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Harry Kim - Tue, 07 Jun 2016 09:27:41 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.54694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope they do some forrest gump shit to have young Spiner's head spazzing around on a lab table.
Guinan - Tue, 07 Jun 2016 18:38:36 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54697 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That would be legit. They better fill in the gaps with Data's "mom", "grandpa", and two unnamed pre-Lore retard siblings (aside from Before/B4) if they do a Soong storyline
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>be Soong

>fired again, might as well return to earth

>last project total failure. still can't into positronics

>get temp work digging in old cave under san francisco

>problem solved
Prophet - Wed, 08 Jun 2016 09:38:32 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.54716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
some goofy time loop shit would be a good explanation why Data was such a one-off creation
Prosecutor Orak - Wed, 08 Jun 2016 10:47:26 EST ID:qbvuHKHy No.54717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you squint he kinda looks like his head is in a contraption like in this pic

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