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tell me this is a bad idea by Delinquint Tray !rU8mq5Ca7M - Sun, 08 May 2016 22:39:47 EST ID:3AVA28Bj No.54207 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so, i've been smoking and pondering, and... well, i think it's time for a trek-show that doesn't take place on a federation ship.

imagine, if'n you will, a couple of former starfleet officers sitting in the federation's equivalent of a VFW, talking shop, lamenting the years of boredom since leaving the fleet. hijinks ensue, and these 2 officers now own a light frigate. they recruit a couple more crewmen, and go forth and space-soldier-of-fortune happens.

taking place after DS9, the Star Trek: Mercenary crew has humans, klingon(s), vulcan(s), romulans, and maybe a cardie or ferengi for the hell of it. they go about mopping up expensive problems, eliminating targets of interest, hunting bounties, etc.. throughout the first season, they're just starting out, their ship sucks ass, and they spend most of their money on fixing and upgrading the ship. season 1 finale: they're hunting a hirogen that's been terrorizing a federation colony. starfleet won't risk war or ships, so the colony hires the mercs. if the show gets shitcanned before season 2, they die. utterly. but, if the show goes for longer than a season, they take the hirogen ship.

the captain's a total perfectionist dick, war minded, profit minded, fearless, and intent on having his crew(s) being the best of the best: random assholes from around the quadrant trained and drilled to better than jem'hadar standards. the reasoning? "Kirk and Picard were soft! They felt Starfleet standard training was sufficient, that anything beyond that was unnecessary and counterproductive. They went up against enemies that were stronger, faster, and better equipped than they, and many crewmen died in every engagement. We just fought a ship three times our size, filled with the best hunters this quadrant has ever seen, and we won! We killed the Hirogen, we took their ship, and our only casualty was that Private Johnson in engineering got a boo-boo! I run you hard, I train you hard, I push you hard because our enemies are hard, and we need to be harder."

beyond season one, the company grows and eventually becomes directly involved in galactic affairs, sometimes stirring up shitstorms of galactic proportion.…
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Governor Torak - Sat, 21 May 2016 18:21:38 EST ID:E3W4CKYL No.54465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
plus the universe is resetting on a local scale every 10 hours, so their actions dont have any lasting consequences
Ensign Samantha Wildman - Sat, 21 May 2016 18:30:42 EST ID:YKSKlS1S No.54466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>No prime directive in SG1 just <s>AMERICA</s> VANCOUVER FUCK YEAH.
Vash - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:48:18 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well spoiled my firend.
Kang - Mon, 23 May 2016 13:32:52 EST ID:efXk5d6d No.54507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to live with a couple of HUGE SG fans. It's only the first season where every alien world is Canada to be fair.
Mot - Tue, 24 May 2016 16:52:34 EST ID:5uU+DoWU No.54522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok this Stargate Circlejerk has gone on long enough, time to bring you down...

Remember Star Gate: Universe?

Jake Compared to Weasler by Dr. Telek R'Mor - Fri, 20 May 2016 18:57:24 EST ID:j8+0baQ/ No.54402 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jake doesn't save the day with magic, and he isn't generally annoying, and he never ought to shut up weasel, but why do you like Jake? I know you hate Mr. Crash Bandicoot, but why do you like Jake? He's the captain's son, he is the only human ever to befriend a ferengua (stfu(, and he;s generally pretty boss for a child. Tell me what you think about him.
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Deanna Troi - Fri, 20 May 2016 19:44:57 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because before jake I had weasler and jake didn't suck as much
Guinan - Fri, 20 May 2016 22:44:00 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think Jake Sisko is a pretty cool hue-mon. Eh fucks dabo girls, chills on the promenade and doesn’t afraid of anythin.
Karr - Sat, 21 May 2016 12:29:57 EST ID:efXk5d6d No.54458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, though I'd add that Wesley suffered being a plot device/Mary Sue/crutch too often, Jake fitted into the plots rather than bent them around him. Even the episodes which were Jake centric worked because he was not a super technical genius. He was an aspiring writer who knew a little bit because of his dad. But not very much. He had a few good moments.

Wesley's best moment is probably peak performance where the role becomes very self aware (though this might be by accident) and he basically steals warp crystals because the security guard treats him with the same disdain most viewers feel. Like ugh, it's him, I'll zone out and get this over with.
Lt. JG Nog - Mon, 23 May 2016 11:38:00 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.54504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jake is just a normal dude.After Wes, I think it's good they made a young character who didn't want to join Starfleet like it's the best thing ever. His friendship with Nog was also good. it was always weird how Wes would hang out with the adult bridge crew, on a ship explicitly stated to have families living on it.

That's one of the real failing of Wes: They wanted to have their cake and eat it, too, and made him both the child character AND a member of the bridge crew. Jake not being a Starfleet dude is one of the things that stands out about him when he's in danger during the war. Especially Valiant is an episode that plays to Jake's strengths, when he's suddenly The Adult, and the kids won't listen to him.
Former Gul Rusot - Mon, 23 May 2016 12:41:47 EST ID:j8+0baQ/ No.54506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Eh fucks dabo girls, chills on the promenade and doesn’t afraid of anythin
This is why I like him. He gives his dad girl advice, and then kills himself to save his dad.

Why DS9 Is Superior by Weyoun 8 - Sun, 15 May 2016 17:44:10 EST ID:Ld/FqYVV No.54330 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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  1. it has a continuing storyline.
  2. the characters are more layered. not just starfleet boyscouts.
  3. supporting cast members are not just redshirts.
4 the sub-plots are interesting too and make a nice change from just the war.
5. it portrays a more realistic universe which is not some idealistic disneyworld.

I could go on but that should give you an idea.
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Third of Five - Sun, 22 May 2016 11:51:50 EST ID:YKSKlS1S No.54484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, the trapdoors are clumsy. They completely serve the overall plot and don't really take time for the new characters to be any different from their predecessors.

There's absolutely no way there wasn't enough space in the season schedule to take half an episode and develop the newbie character long enough to distract from the fact that everyone is a drop-in replacement.

The most different one was the telepath, because the second one was supposedly a shitty telepath. Never mattered though.

>Stargate Season 1

Please, this is a DS9 thread. Stargate Atlantis, sir.
Guinan - Sun, 22 May 2016 17:15:59 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I'm one of the 3. I like Star Trek overall a lot better, but I just want to acknowledge the fact that in many ways B5 and DS9 influenced eachother, sure DS9's absorption of B5 plot elements started it, but when DS9 gets a ship to fly around in, all of a sudden B5 follows suit.

They were both good sci-fi series, and yet both left much to be desired.
Captain Kurn - Sun, 22 May 2016 20:32:04 EST ID:on68BUEM No.54497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Deep Space Nine definitely pulls ahead of Voyager hands down. Voyager was trying, and I love Kate Mulgrew, femklingon, security Vulcan, and better-human-personality-simulation-than-Data Doctor. (Dr. Soong was on the spectrum, yo.) But Voyager was just more of the same. It resembled a weird kind of cross between TOS and TNG.

Voyager sometimes just has spectacular acting sometimes, and in Trek tradition some of the later season episodes are directed by the cast, and DS9 happens to be the incarnation of Trek that got some of the best stage actors, some of whom turned out to be fantastic directors as well.

Babylon 5 still had good stage actors and often gave them better writing. G'Kar and the Narn stuff gets real Shakespearean at a couple of points.

Also, speaking of some weird cross between TOS and TNG. Trials and Tribble-ations. Fucking gold.
Captain Kurn - Sun, 22 May 2016 20:33:20 EST ID:on68BUEM No.54498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Voyager sometimes just has spectacular acting sometimes
I meant Deep Space Nine, obviously.
Lt. George Primmin - Mon, 23 May 2016 00:38:46 EST ID:PjCfld1c No.54500 Ignore Report Quick Reply

G'Kar and Londo carry the series as far as character-driven stuff goes. Their interactions and turns of fate over time is just great.

I always liked the scene where they're stuck in the elevator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-SJh8szjA

Exploring by Keldar - Sat, 21 May 2016 01:26:38 EST ID:uVzTBm2v No.54417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If the shows were conceived today, which characters do you think would be the gay characters?

I''m going with Bones, Jordi, Jake, Bashir, and Nelix.

Riker would be bi af.
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Guinan - Sun, 22 May 2016 17:19:06 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wasn't there originally a plan to have a lesbian love affair between Seven and Janeway in the finale? But they cut it to give us the cringeworthy Seven and Chakotay romance since the two actresses hated eachother so much? I'm sure it would have been just as awful and tacked on, though...
Bernardo Calvera - Sun, 22 May 2016 17:21:41 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They should have made Janeway's dog and finance into the same character.
Guinan - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:33:09 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54493 Ignore Report Quick Reply


they practically were

But the idea that Janeway fucks dogs makes me giggle
Vash - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:44:20 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is it just me or since they almost had crushers lesbian affair during the Trill diplomat ep that they have tried in every series to get a lesbian kiss and got it in DS9 in that ep about how they aren't supposed to keep banging each other after a new life starts.

on a side note Trills were a side species in TNG and look entirely different to the Trill we know in DS9. I doubt they ever had plans to use trills again, or that it kind of went the way of the Farengi. Wierd primal guys at first with a side note of trade, then a season later it's total profesional business man.
Ranjen Solbor - Sun, 22 May 2016 18:54:16 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>do you like dogs, mr paris?

Let me Explain the TNG Movies by Ambassador Shras - Sat, 21 May 2016 19:51:09 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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At the end of Star Trek Generations, Picard goes into the Nexus after he fails to stop Soren from blowing up that sun. In the Nexus, he meets with an impression of Guinan who tells him he can go anywhere, anytime while inside the Nexus. So Picard in the Nexus goes back to the planet in the Nexus with Kirk in the Nexus. They stop Soren and save the day. However Picard has never left the Nexus.

Now, you may forget that at the beginning of Generations, Picard finds out his whole family has died in a fire, including his nephew. He's the last Picard. So the Nexus knows this, but mistakenly gives him a Christmas fantasy family, when Picard is so heartbroken over his family all he wants is action movie heroics. So what the Nexus gives him instead is: the subsequent movies, they're all super action packed and Picard is John McClain.

TL; DR: First Contact, Insurrection, and Nemesis are all plots generated by the Nexus to satisfy Picard.
Ranjen Solbor - Sat, 21 May 2016 20:26:45 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the picard nexus fantasy meme

Yeah, not to sound like a dick but we came up with that fucking years ago.

Also Star Trek 5 takes place entirely within Kirks Nexus fantasy.

You are welcome.
Bernardo Calvera - Sat, 21 May 2016 20:48:48 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually originated this here, but I just made this write up here explaining it to another forum, so I thought I'd repost it.

Fat People by Chakotay - Wed, 11 May 2016 18:25:01 EST ID:Ld/FqYVV No.54253 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Name one fat member of Starfleet.
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Guinan - Thu, 19 May 2016 04:13:40 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the point is that people don't get health-endangeringly fat in 'Trek because the technology exists to keep that from happening, as
and to a lesser degree
have stated.
Latha Mabrin - Sat, 21 May 2016 03:08:09 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54421 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this sounds like something a fatty would argue
M'ret - Sat, 21 May 2016 04:17:57 EST ID:0ZbRzUd0 No.54422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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no, I can determine with my own eyes that this person is indeed gross and fat
I do not need to take classes to change my point of view.
hes fat
Mordoc - Sat, 21 May 2016 05:58:15 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.54423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Ensign Rivers is gross and fat

I bet you look like Bo Derek.
Karr - Sat, 21 May 2016 11:51:57 EST ID:efXk5d6d No.54456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fat isn't something easily defined, it's subjective. Obesity and overweight have clinical definitions. Fat is just a term to describe something given our perspective.

There's two pictures of Rivers, I can't remember how he actually looks. In one he is just a bit chunky in the other he's overweight. Now he's hardly a colossal lardarse but in a ship in constant danger among earth's very best being anything less than "fit" would make him stand out. Compared to everyone else on Enterprise he would be fat. He would be the fattest person on board by a wide margin. Even theoretical scientists on that ship would have to be in good shape. Maybe not everyone has to be a super athlete or peak physical condition but they would all be reasonably fit.

Anyway given the context of enterprise, where the head enginerd is buff as fuck Rivers ate all the pies.

/1701/tube by Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 02 Nov 2014 18:12:19 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.47243 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I found some guy streaming Stark Trek and put it in our Taima TV channel.
User has been warned
Warned by: C_Higgy
Message: Backup tube at https://cytu.be/r/1701
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Christine Chapel - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 18:30:50 EST ID:wiVZuv7W No.53414 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That's cool as fuck but it's under utilized. If that was a map for Gmod it would be marvelous.
Guinan - Thu, 19 May 2016 17:10:33 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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time for the tube-thread's monthly bump
Degra - Thu, 19 May 2016 21:48:01 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Janice Rand - Fri, 20 May 2016 15:42:17 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it that the scene where he gets the rope trap and turns into a tether ball?

I thought he hit his head on the ground but it was just this and they made wure to hide it. lol
Guinan - Fri, 20 May 2016 23:37:30 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54416 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I had to look it up because I found it somewhere random, but you are 100% correct

For some reason I thought it was from when he was on that planet when the crystalline entity comes back, but he didn't do any falls or anything in that episode

Growing up Voyager by Odo - Tue, 17 May 2016 02:32:49 EST ID:9oshLBwO No.54350 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Born 1988, so I'm almost 28 now. I wonder if this age group was mostly familiar with TNG and Voyager? I can't remember the channels they came on, but I watched TNG semi-regularly, and followed the whole story of Voyager. I want to rewatch Voyager or TNG, maybe.

Diana Troy, baby. That sweet piece of ass.

Sorry, I don't know where that came from. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else grew up watching TNG/Voyager, but not really the other shows. You guys are really cool, I love reading this board.
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Guinan - Thu, 19 May 2016 03:38:56 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was born in 86, TNG was a part of my life as long as I can remember. I used to live in Connecticut and moved to AZ in the middle of the first season of DS9.. and in AZ I had an aunt that used to babysit me, we used to watch all kinds of classic sci-fi movies like Alien/Aliens, Predator, and all the TOS movies, which I had never seen before. Trek was a big part of my life, until about halfway through Voyager.. I think when the Ent-D got wrekt something about my love for trek was damaged, and when Voyager got kind of goofy I started to lose interest. By the time ENT came along, I didn't care about Star Trek anymore.. but then after my live-in girlfriend of 5 years ditched me in '11 I had this weird nostalgic renaissance and went back and rewarded TNG through pirate tube sites through my Wii (at the time my computer was kaput and I didn't have the cash to replace it), eventually getting Netflix, and going through every trek series that there ever was. I saw some DS9 and Voyager episodes I had never seen, watched Enterprise and the movie Insurrection for the first time, even found an episode of TNG I had never seen.. and that's pretty much where I'm at now, hoping this new anthology series can capture the magic that has inspired me since I was a wee lad.
Guinan - Thu, 19 May 2016 04:08:40 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
rewarded=rewatched, autocorrect is retarded
Sarina Douglas - Thu, 19 May 2016 23:27:54 EST ID:P9d+Ucvk No.54391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had never seen The High Ground until my rewatch. What TNG episode had you missed?
Guinan - Fri, 20 May 2016 00:55:38 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like the High Ground, fucking terrorists and their radioactive superteleporters

MEnage à Troi was the episode I had somehow missed, lol.. it was a great episode,even with Luxwana.

Somehow I also missed the movie Insurrection.. I know a lot of people didn't like that one, but it was kinda cool because of all the TNG movies it kinda captured the vibe of the show the best, and it was literally the last new thing I watched pre-nu-trek
Degra - Fri, 20 May 2016 19:43:49 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The biggest criticism was of Insurrection was that it was TOO much like the TV show. It's basically a feature length episode ala Way of the Warrior or Year of Hell, not a major motion picture.

Let's talk about uniforms by Cyrano Jones - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 01:13:28 EST ID:7ixSMeHe No.54014 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Uniform discussion thread, Starfleet or other. Talk about your favorites, make nitpicks.

Does anyone else think that Security officers and Engineering shouldn't have the same department color? Even when they did the red/gold swap between series these two departments are always lumped together. You know there has to have been at least a few moments when that lead to some confusion.
>We're being boarded, Lieutenant quick, defend the captain!
>Dude I repair induction coils, I haven't done hand to hand since the academy

I also think Medical and general Science officers should be more distinguishable. This one makes more sense than Sec/Eng since medicine is a science, but if you only have a second to pick someone out of a crowd and you need a nurse you don't want to accidentally grab the ships chief of botanical research.

Also which non-federation uniform do you guys think is the best? I think the Cardassian one fits their thematic qualities very well.
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Captain Tel-Peh - Wed, 18 May 2016 21:05:42 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
describe this picture completely and then put _ between every word. That's the file name.
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Stellaris by Michael Rostov - Mon, 02 May 2016 19:22:22 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54118 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Now, I know this isn't directly Star Trek related but I think this will be the best Star Trek game ever created.

Anyone else following this? It's a grand strategy take on the 4x genre. Base game has up to 1000 planets. You expand, colonized, until you blob up to fill up the galaxy with dozens of AIs and then it becomes more of a Star Trek type universe with Aliens vs Aliens vs Humans vs Whoever. They even have Federation as a formable government in mid-game. The late game is defined by a galaxy-threatening crisis where some aliens' technology goes haywire. (Think Borg opening fluidic space and bringing Species 8472 into our dimension).

Now, like all Paradox games this will be highly moldable. We should make a 420chan Star Trek mod. Does anyone have experience with modding Paradox games or would be into the idea enough to learn? I'd gladly throw my hat in to write events, help define technology trees, but I have zero experience under the hood. There are 700+ episodes of trek filled with technology, events, dilemmas, characters, ideas, races. I know some of you have watched all episodes 10+ times by now in the trek tube.
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Talok - Thu, 12 May 2016 14:53:20 EST ID:cUirXDQ0 No.54283 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm kind of interested in helping. But I'm in Holland and smoking a lot of weed and playing a lot of video games right now :(
Boq'ta - Fri, 13 May 2016 08:35:32 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I really hope it doesn't take paid DLC to finish out the game. If any thing mods are going to really over haul this game.
Harry Kim - Fri, 13 May 2016 10:11:25 EST ID:9EhA8dkP No.54300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they use the DLC model they've been using for EU4 and CK2 then each DLC (every 4 months or so) will probably contain game mechanics updates that you won't get otherwise. I love Paradox but their DLC policy sucks.
Ensign McFarlane - Sat, 14 May 2016 11:14:16 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.54317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hello, me.
Dr. Reyga - Sun, 15 May 2016 06:49:07 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.54325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ehh fuck it. I'm going back to distant world universe. Paradox was smart and made the early game take longer than steam would let you refund. Not that I intended to seek one, stellaris was fun enough, might be fun when I scoop up all the dlc on sale in a year.

Space Grandpa by Curzon Odo - Tue, 10 May 2016 02:20:24 EST ID:ZcXAygY2 No.54231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who is your favorite space grandpa? Mine is Martok.

Space Grandmas are also acceptable.
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Koloth - Thu, 12 May 2016 06:07:25 EST ID:qbvuHKHy No.54274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jellico is my grumpy conservative grandpa whom nobody likes to visit because he's such a goddamn stickler.

He's also the kind of guy who would beat the shit out of you as a punishment because it 'builds character'.
Li Nalas - Thu, 12 May 2016 07:23:30 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54275 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Oh my dude thank you I want Sisko grand-dad even more now
Daniel Jackson - Fri, 13 May 2016 14:58:46 EST ID:9gwZOrlu No.54303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Old Scotty is best Grandpa for me. btw what's he drinking ?
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Fri, 13 May 2016 16:30:10 EST ID:ptvQf0LV No.54304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Er, it is.....(sniffs bottle)...(looks at bottle carefully)....It is....It is green.
Guinan - Fri, 13 May 2016 21:06:24 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Data stop raiding my shit without permission, that has mescaline in it

Be honest.... by Porthos - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 15:30:48 EST ID:rizKa9sY No.53893 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who would you trust with your life on a 10 years long deep space mission?
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Guinan - Wed, 04 May 2016 21:02:09 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a designated shelter area sometimes reserved for people I don't like ^_-
Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Sat, 07 May 2016 09:21:32 EST ID:qD7ioL+J No.54184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just assumed they wouldn't be needed. Why use awesome time bending powers when you can do something with a little cleverness and an escape pod with a built in holosuite and not only a decent replicator but a proper non replicated minibar?
Guinan - Mon, 09 May 2016 21:58:20 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every few decades to gotta whip out the time powers just to make sure you're not rusty. We don't come across temporal anomalies quite as often as starfleet would have you think
Chakotay - Wed, 11 May 2016 16:25:33 EST ID:Ld/FqYVV No.54250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>smug ass space elves that nobody could stand.
Prinadora - Wed, 11 May 2016 18:07:16 EST ID:efXk5d6d No.54251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When Archer is needed to fix your species, you know you're a fuck up.

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