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Sudden Death by General K'Trelan - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 21:50:53 EST ID:dV0i2NZn No.58146 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>go to daystrom site

>take sudden death quiz

>post results


The high score is like 600 something.
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Senator Vreenak - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 09:36:46 EST ID:frI7pgut No.58283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My guess is they just run a trail and error script that remembers the correct awnser. No one is that dedicated
Guinan - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:50:49 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just you wait.. I've been too busy lately.. but just you wait
Silik - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 00:14:01 EST ID:L3E9v1HE No.58311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God I'm horrible at trivia even for stuff that I've watched a million and a half times.
Q - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 16:24:14 EST ID:Iv0NusqN No.58326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kalita - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 01:47:56 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's random ya dingus.

Robert Beltran: "The Prime Directive is fascist crap" by Mot - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 17:31:02 EST ID:/Ead/aA8 No.56073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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> Get Beltran going, and he'll grumble about just about anything related to Star Trek.
> He even rails against the show's "Prime Directive," a guiding principle that prohibits Starfleet characters from interfering with the development of alien civilizations.
>"The idea of leaving any species to die in its own filth when you have the ability to help them, just because you wanna let them get through their normal evolutionary processes is bunk -- it's a bunch of fascist crap," he said.


Obviously none of us care what Robert Beltran thinks, I'm using the article as more of a framing device for a larger discussion about the Prime Directive. Personally I agree with his opinion and kind of felt vindicated when I saw this story. I never liked the Prime Directive, especially how they always try to portray it as some noble principle when it's literally just "fuck you, I got mine" enshrined in law.
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Gun Runner Sakonna - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 23:45:13 EST ID:1N2CNdZ1 No.58280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
technological uplifting isn't the only part of the Prime Directive though.
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 20:04:46 EST ID:xuBcumf2 No.58303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>klingons be flyin around going "I am undefeated in this sector"
Hikaru Sulu - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:17:55 EST ID:dV0i2NZn No.58308 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>This conceptual law applies particularly to civilizations which are below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural development; preventing starship crews from using their superior technology to impose their own values or ideals on them.

Commander Dolim - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 22:00:03 EST ID:6K1URstf No.58310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's fitting that Robert Beltran would think less of the prime directive given how Chipotle was a Maquis. More importantly, watch the intro to VOY season 2 episode 14. He explains his view a bit.
Lwaxana Troi - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 11:47:12 EST ID:xy5uBKLm No.58353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd never thought about klingons love of blades, I just assumed it was to do with it being showy and dramatic as befits their culture. However what you're saying also makes perfect sense. It's one of those things which doesn't contradict or re write anything and actually further explains something so it's going in my head canon.

Terms of Service by Nava - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 12:56:40 EST ID:Wqg7ST5a No.58069 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do y'all think that TOS is a little underrated on this board? I don't see many of the cast topping the lists in the Ranking or the All-Franchise Crew threads. Most of the headcanons I'm reading here don't seem to concern the series very much either (possibly cause it has so many one-off plots, but I digress.)

I'm not a trekkie by nature, I enjoy it just like any other good TV show. But I've slowly completed all the series, and came away with what I assume are the usual criticisms: everyone is so best of the best in TNG that it's hard to do conflict based in character flaw (outside of Worf), DS9 is fantastic but lacks the frontier motif that's in other Treks, VOY has its moments but is mostly mishandled, and ENT starts with a bang, then gets really boring, then good again, then shittily ended. But still the only criticism I can levy against TOS is that there are retarded 60s camp episodes - but unlike bad episodes in other series, they still charm the pants off of me.

Is my reverence for TOS just me being a casual? Cause you guys seem to enjoy it well enough, but it places like, 3rd for most of you.
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Christopher Brynner - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 20:30:56 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.58256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a good 15 episodes deep and so far the episodes are on par with TOS
Lee - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 22:09:31 EST ID:KikjBBjU No.58258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yesteryear is the only episode to be singled out as canon no matter the state of the rest of TAS. I really liked The Slaver Weapon too.
Q - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 23:22:50 EST ID:A5YDQ4Hp No.58259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love TOS OP. Kirk stops dramatically pausing in his dialogue over the years though, which is a pretty big disappointment.
Q - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 23:24:36 EST ID:A5YDQ4Hp No.58260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Find the episode where Spock goes to Vulcan. Good TAS
Commander Dolim - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:42:26 EST ID:JpsWdQPO No.58264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TOS did the "wrapping current events in alien clothing and presenting it in a way that's thought provoking and meaningful" schtick very well. I think it would have been better of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga had emulated TOS more instead of diverging in their own ways philosophically, at least concentrating on this theme a bit more.

They did it a little bit with enterprise (Suleiban being treated as prisoners of war mirroring Guantanamo) but it wasn't as subtle or nuanced as the way it was done in ToS.

Also, some people call it sexist or dated fashion, but the female uniforms were better.

Mirror universe. by Empress Janeway. - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 01:47:59 EST ID:3C6F7SB9 No.57668 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Should the new Star Trek series of movies ever explore the mirror universe? This has hardly been touched on. There was the one TOS ep, Enterprise, but this is not enough. I want more of the Terran Empire. I want to know what happened to the empire after a long time. What is it like in the Voyager timeline? Has a terran ship ever been transported to the delta quadrant by the Caretaker?
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Guinan - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:41:36 EST ID:cO8e4/0q No.58167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's the closest VOY gets to the mirror universe, like in Yesterday's Enterprise for TNG

It's also the final canon episode chronologically, taking place ~700 years after Nemesis
Lorian - Thu, 02 Mar 2017 07:05:21 EST ID:xuBcumf2 No.58169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Very true. It for sure felt like mirror ep at the start. Evil Kim shatters your perceptions as he becomes more gay than he already was.
Joseph Sisko - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 20:44:53 EST ID:NUbxvEoE No.58172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Major/Genera/Emperor/whoever Grin TNG Recuts are pretty close to a mirror universe Trek. Where everything is the most hedonistic, violent, and evil it can be, especially Picard.
Guinan - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 22:48:24 EST ID:OLPp7laY No.58194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate YouTube for denying my lulz.. I need to get in touch with Grin and buy one of his DVDs, his shit is hilarious
Greskrendtregk - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 21:42:39 EST ID:EmP7pF1Y No.58236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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While the former and the latter are both prevailing stereotypes, ultimately they are both correct and incorrect. America DOES have a legacy of sexual not quite 'repression', but certainly a bit more congruent of the concept of innocence, so not necessarily because they are anti-fun police, or that Americans are prudes. One has to understand though that innocence was a very treasured concept - not even hundreds of years ago, you were considered an adult more or less at 12-14, variously. The sexual repression may look obstentatious now, but really, globally, culture is a lot more cognizant of adolescence. Back when the Puritans formed (in a wider sense, part of the Reformation, and the European Wars of Religion), it wasn't exactly unknown poor girls could and would be prostitutes at 12, and no one in society really batted an eye. While it wasn't doctrinally part of their platform, it was part of a noble wider platform that children should have time to grow up. If anything, American moral puritanism is more a result of social gospel/revivalist movements arising in the 1800s and 1900s.

While there is an element of repressiveness, one also has to remember American has the biggest porn industry in the world by far, American popular culture is always pushing against what 'can be' shown, and in some ways is the most degenerate in the scale and depth of what can be shown.

A way to understand this would be that America largely doesn't do things in half measures. There isn't really moderation. Very dualistic, so in sense, that's why it can be both true that America is the most prudish and yet also the most libertine of the Western world.

Now, how does that relate to the Trek question? First, for any issues about sex=bad, blame Roddenberry, he gave off that light in Mirror Mirror. It's not the sex that is more often in the Mirror universe, necessarily. First though, remember, for the most part we're seeing the Terran Empire, or it's Remnants - so what is culturally endemic or left behind in their former space isn't necessarily a galactic truth. What seems more evident is that there less cutting to the chase of power dynamics, and a seemingly more upfront attitude to proclaiming desire. The scale or power is no different than our world, it's just the mode of presentation is different. If you know any couple out there in our world, and are privy to their secrets, often you know they get up to some ridiculously kinky shit. Even 'average' people. It just seems it's a bit more open in general. There's less beating around the bush. Even Terran fashion tends to reflect it, with instead of the hide-and-seek of how we dress and use our imagination to fill in the blanks in our world, there the cultural expression seems to be presenting you the goods (and thus, truth) upfront, and leaving it to you from there, yet still being presentable and functional. Both men and women's clothes express power more in the MU, and an element of mystery/danger. You can see it in the sharper angles, the shorter hemlines, strategic empty space, wider useage of capes and sashes and other nicknacks, higher collars, lower necklines, tighter fabric, etc etc. My point is it's just a different mode of presentation.
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Star Track Discovery by Guinan - Sat, 17 Sep 2016 21:29:39 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.56332 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What will you call this new series for short?

First there was TOS then TAS, followed by TNG, DS9, VOY, & ENT

Strawpoll: http://www.strawpoll.me/11247562

Let's put it to a vote
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Kai Winn - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 15:14:47 EST ID:siczhJsP No.56490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When you put it that way, maybe DIS will be better, depending on how it works out of course.
Daniel Jackson - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 20:13:38 EST ID:9gwZOrlu No.56504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Seven of Nine - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 15:42:13 EST ID:bCORpcrD No.56509 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Star Trek Very Disco
Karyn Archer - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 19:38:46 EST ID:kI5doo6e No.58233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rumour rundown - Is Star Trek Discovery in trouble?

Also a deatheater is the new Captain.
Brathaw - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:35:30 EST ID:r0Pdy/rz No.58316 Ignore Report Quick Reply

UV Light Source by K'Ehleyr - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 07:42:10 EST ID:tUhPcW5T No.58197 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was searching ebay for a UV light (as you do) and trying to get through all the Chinese garbage when Lt. Commander Data caught my attention. I was wondering why this trading card exists, couldn't find much information about the item, and thought you might be able to help. Please justify the existence of this trading card and/or share your memories of the UV Light Source.

Also, if you know of a decent UV light suitable for killing fungus in small spaces, that would be great because I got kind of side tracked.
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Guinan - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 08:37:26 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The UV light was mainly just used on Geordi when some kinda long hibernating parasitic infection that he had for years turned him into some kinda psychedelic invisible frogman. The UV light allows normies to see these invisible frogs. It's a fun body horror episode with a creepy vibe.

However that device appears to have multiple functions because it was also used when LaForge and Ro got accidentally cloaked to detect the radiation they emitted when they'd go through tables or a wall or something (the Next Phase)

Worf just uses it to zap the gorches off his face. Nobody likes a gorch. Shits an eyesore.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 20:24:21 EST ID:ZTSFqZ2L No.58205 Report Quick Reply
Lol I just watched that episode last night.
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 12:33:03 EST ID:3q2kEMAP No.58215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Which means it's also tangentially associated with that abominable last episode of Enterprise which is supposed to be happening concurrently with Next Phase.
Guinan - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 23:07:26 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nah man, you're getting your "Cloaking Device malfunction" episodes mixed up.. though to be fair, I think they happen fairly close to one another in the run of TNG

The Next Phase is some Romulan cloaking transporter malarky, the Pegasus was about Riker's old Captain and their sooper seekrit Federation Cloaking Device that was built in violation of a treaty with Romulus.

In Non-Riker-Modded-Cooking-Sim Enterprise, I want to believe that the basic gist of that episode happened but at the end, Trip just ended up looking like this.. his face all fucked up, but basically the same guy.. he just almost died to save his homies.
Corporal F Hawkins - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 18:21:32 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
According to the books, Trip's non-death was a classified matter which wasn't de-classified until after TNG, so Riker's program is based on the cover-up story.

GUINAN'S HEADCANON GENERAL by Guinan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:45:40 EST ID:RHNGWoY0 No.57642 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi there. This is Guinan. I spend a lot of time listening to people talk about all kinds of shit, and also I make some pretty great drinks. But today, and hopefully every day until I get sick of it, I'm going to do something else.

First off, I'd like to explain. When I think about what really makes this place special is that the way memes blossom is in headcanons. I've been listening and over my years here I've heard some interesting headcanon, I'd like to share some. For many, these headcanon(s) will be familiar, mostly

For those who have not yet trekk'd all of the Star trek there is to Trek beware, for spoilers abound:

1In Star Trek Generations, Picard enters the Nexus. We are made to think that he leaves, but as I imply in my (Guinan's) dialog in the movie, no one really leaves the Nexus.. that is of course how I get (at least some) of my temporal powers which helped in episodes such as Yesterday's Enterprise. The truth is that any thought of leaving the Nexus could lead to a complex hallucinatory fantasy of leaving it, only coming to realize it was all an illusion.

Therefore all the TNG movies are hallucinations in the edge of reality in the planes of existence where man becomes Q and action picard was just jean luc's way of coping with the death of his family line now that his brother and nephew were dead and he was without child

2Unless Wesley was actually Picard's bastard child and he 'accidentally' put Beverly's be-stallion'd husband into harm's way to get rid of him

3Also in regards to the Nexus, someone in another thread once revealed to me the most glorious of truths, that Kirk's exploits against 'God' in Star Trek V at the center of the galaxy were actually a nexus fantasy

4Whenever there's a captain's log entry that's only a voiceover while the ship flies past the camera, the captain is actually taking a shit, that's why they changed it from the more formal 'blog' that had been used for several centuries to the archaic word-form 'log', as an immature joke allowed due to its history in earthen naval tradition
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Guinan - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 00:41:35 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Those are three good headcanons, specially 1 & 2
Travis Mayweather - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 04:19:29 EST ID:NNu0rHAt No.58223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Word, that was a great video
Q'pla to you sir
Sarah Sisko - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 09:20:33 EST ID:xuBcumf2 No.58226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>run time 4:20
Sarah Sisko - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 09:24:15 EST ID:xuBcumf2 No.58227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dig the special aliens only ships for extreme environments. USS No Kill I comes to mind. Until now I alway sthought the Vulcan only ship was just a ship full of racist Vulcans that came to play baseball against captain black rights.
Joseph Sisko - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 18:15:20 EST ID:Un58JOAO No.58230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah there's a lot of subtext of all the guest races on TNG and such that need extra life support gear or who would be really uncomfortable at human working temperatures.

I mean, there's a big debate between women and men about office air conditioning because men apparently like it 3 degrees colder than women.

>In 2014 If the Drew Carey show had continued Drew would have had to deal with MImi, assembling a feminist uprising and demanding less overbearing A/C.
>Drew in his managerial position has a completely restrictive budget and the HVAC system would need to be significantly overhauled to regulate a more precise temperature.
>Hetero life-mates Oswald and Lewis have participated in a DrugCorp gene fusion study and have become the world's first homosexually reproduced baby, carried to term by Kate as a surrogate.
>Their son, in a case of being greater than the sum of his parts, and exposed to the rapid prototyping and cheaply available computers and robotics of today, guaranteed the finest education by DrugCorp.
>He builds an infrared drone to map out the cold spots in the room.
>Drew allows voluntary repositioning of all desks. Saving significant renovation costs and appeasing the international social media mob.
>Mimi selects one of the coldest areas to remain within
>Drew has lost all of his weight and prefers a warmer temperature
>Mimi Bobeck still antagonizes Drew on social media
>Drew misses Mimi, tearfully scrolling through and reminiscing about their old banter.
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Phasers by Syrran - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 08:46:32 EST ID:DnsI5ZDb No.58124 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody find it really disturbing that phasers pretty much vaporize an entire person? No body or anything to bury. They're just... fucking gone. I know Star Trek is idealized and all but just think about how something like that can be easily abused.
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Gul Dukat - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 14:07:58 EST ID:SY0gC1Wn No.58136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pretty disturbing in that it really leaves no possibility of a non-fatal casualty on the field. We see a lot of disruptor wounds in the few times they show ground-combat areas and they act more like directed-energy weapons a la Star Wars, with burns and cauterized punctures. But a phaser on high setting leaves nothing. No arm to tourniquet, no chest to bandage. It's a very draconian but very effective warfighting weapon if you're not going for the whole "wound a soldier and it disables two soldiers because one has to care for other, etc etc" doctrine.

There have been plenty of wars in ST but for the most part they're heard, not seen. O'Brien has seen some shit apparently fighting the glorious Cardassian Union but all we get is anecdotes and references. Some episodes showed military hospitals or triage centers (like in DS9) but it never went into depth what these weapons do to people.

I think a more military scifi-themed spinoff series with a mix of combat scenes and cerebral storyline, paced similar to Stargate SG-1, would do well. In the eras of the older shows the mere idea and suggestion of space oddities was enough to titillate the viewer, but now most audiences have an action/violence/explosion fetish. With that in mind I think a show from, say, the POV of a Starfleet marine officer or security officer on an Akira during the Dominion War would be pretty titties.
Kotan Pa'Dar - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 14:41:47 EST ID:ZYIEvzVd No.58137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wound a soldier and it disables two soldiers because one has to care for other, etc etc" doctrine.
Yeah though against enemy who give a single fuck about their own it's the best doctrine.

I guess the Jem Hadar you just hit on the highest setting.
Private E Hamboyan - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 18:13:18 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.58138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
man we need a good rotating 3d map of this galaxy for my needs
Guinan - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 18:47:53 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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In the beginning of one of TNG's underrated episodes, The Vengeance Factor, Riker vaporizers a piece of metal to create a smokescreen. Riker, Worf, Data, and LaForge are under fire, they pop out and all blast this barrel thing, and it creates a shit-ton of smoke (pic related). Phasers vaporizing someone should do this as well, like in the newer War of the Worlds where people get blasted into clouds of fucking ash and smoke. That is, if you wanted to be realistic.

Just saying, I've vaporized a lot of things in my day, Trellium-D, Ketracel White, maraji crystals, you name it nigga
Lt. Reginald Barclay - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 00:25:00 EST ID:e5feiTTX No.58195 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The galaxy is flat, wake up sheeple.

Vulcan Genitalia by DaiMon Bractor - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:38:05 EST ID:AdxOeoX4 No.55476 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ever Wondered what a vulcan dingus looks like? Ever wanted a history of the speculation on what the vulcan penis looks like?

If the answer to either question is yes, you're in luck:
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Gul Dukat - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:05:27 EST ID:SY0gC1Wn No.57957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im fucking dying
I.G. Tarah - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 10:46:04 EST ID:hsZ22Rg+ No.57973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So Cardie dicks are sheathed, right? Asking for a friend.
Guinan - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:29:10 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.57974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pic related is the man to ask about that
Tavek - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:03:29 EST ID:zsuUhNCG No.58009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Of course they are. In multiple, treacherous layers. Some layers are disguised as something else (perhaps a vulva, for example), even, to fool and deter reproduction with those who lack sneaky intelligence. Cardassians hide the truth of everything, it is rare to witness the actual form of their manhood.
Lt. JG Saavik - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 09:54:23 EST ID:EmP7pF1Y No.58160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just why does this even exist


So that's why it's harder for Vulcan women to get preggers. Apparently the longer the fallopian tubes, the harder the little runners have to strain. Who'd a thunk?

Slash pairings by Subcommander Almak - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 19:05:06 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.57323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who do you think is the top with these two?
Is it the Chief with his grizzled, world-weary man's manliness, or Bashir with his refined sensibilities and augment powers?

Personally I think it's the Chief ramming that creamy mocha-colored ass every night, perhaps after a rousing sortie against the Jerries?

Let's bring out other slash pairings of crew members and speculate on their relationships, much to the cringing of all.
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Kai Opaka - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 13:09:49 EST ID:ZYIEvzVd No.58142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You think Garak would allow that? Anyone who had those pictures has died mysteriously already. Plus Garak can be stealthy and discreet with his backstabbing.

If it exists and isn't too illegal you know Guinan has it
Guinan - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 17:00:16 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know what you're talking about...
Lursa - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 19:41:43 EST ID:X+2DGq0q No.58145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guinan you don't count. Garak is a badass but theres no way he could take you out.
Captain Solok - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 17:49:11 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Come at me bro! I got a fork for that spoon in his head if Gar-gars tries to start some shit.
Weyoun 5 - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 07:57:27 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.58159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God damn it

Best Trek Ships by Admiral Adama - Mon, 22 Aug 2016 04:01:09 EST ID:7TQMqrln No.55848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hadley - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:26:36 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is this person who looks at beautiful, elegant starfleet ship designs and is like 'you know, this would be better if I just shit right all over it.'
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 01:26:29 EST ID:axyiWrn1 No.58067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You'd have to ask the person who took the time to combine kits for completely different ships.
DaiMon Torrot - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 04:13:39 EST ID:zdJLz8PT No.58141 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fuck, I saw this pic and my first though was "Is that the Discovery model?"
Guinan - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 16:58:15 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.58143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sadly, it's a more visually interesting design
Captain Solok - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 17:51:36 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's just more visually exciting because it's different from what we're used to seeing. From an aesthetic perspective, it's totally disproportional and incoherent, whereas both the D7 and the Constitution-refit are individually some of the most perfectly balanced starship designs ever imagined.

TNG nostalgia goggles by Dr. Mora Pol - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 00:10:48 EST ID:PKjpxs1L No.57896 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Vice Admiral Leyton - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 18:47:31 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.58001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Patty Stew rocks but Avery Brooks is my muhfuggin nigga dude
Dude exists outside of spacetime as THE MOTHERFUCKING SISKO MOTHERFUCKING SAVIOR OF THE QUADRANT AND GOD DAMNED STAR-CHILD OF ALL CONSCIOUSNESS, obviously some dive-bar tier meedwench from a defunct backwater civilization that couldn't even stand up to the space-Macintosh empire wouldn't understand his machinations
Jossen - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 20:16:09 EST ID:dV0i2NZn No.58002 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Stewart is not a stage actor

are you fucking trolling?
Ezri Dax - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 13:37:13 EST ID:PKjpxs1L No.58022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I said Stewart isn't a GOOD stage actor.
Ensign Vorik - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:21:04 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>I said Stewart isn't a GOOD stage actor.
>>are you fucking trolling?
Weyoun 7 - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 06:34:59 EST ID:JikF3dE6 No.58151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seriously! That one episode is better than just about all of ENT.

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