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Rascals Episode 2: Wesley's Revenge by Guinan - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:39:11 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55667 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys, it finally happened. 4 years, 2 months, 15 days, 18 hours, 32 minutes and 19 seconds after it was first created, the rascals thread has sunk into the dark abyss where only netjester can roam.

RIP in peace creepy thread.
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Kazago - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 17:44:48 EST ID:Ppi/R+Gb No.60711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because they're hot.
Timothy Lang - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 18:42:49 EST ID:ykiJhCGY No.60712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You got me there
Malcolm Reed - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:43:51 EST ID:fHuD/KPH No.60714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That pic isn't real right?
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 22:29:49 EST ID:dX/8vXzl No.60715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All hotness jokes aside, Star Fleet made no sense offering for Bajor to join the federation.
>butthurt hyper-religious proto-terrorists
Let's not forget the Bajoran mell/filth
Vekma - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 22:32:43 EST ID:ykiJhCGY No.60716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That pic is 100% legit of Nana Visitor

Star Trek Fan Productions by DaiMon Birta - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 20:59:08 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.60641 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What are some fan productions that you guys enjoy?

Today I watched the pilot for Star Trek Continues for the first time and I was pleasantly surprised by the overall quality of it all. The writing and dialogue were on point. I was pretty blown away by the set design. And the costumes felt very authentic. Some of the actors weren't a great fit but I was surprised by how well most of them did.
Vosk - Tue, 15 Aug 2017 13:31:59 EST ID:aGXOTlyw No.60649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I saw a few episodes of the one with the Elvis impersonator playing Kirk. Not bad

how to make decent fan films while bypassing the cbs fan film rules by Katherine Pulaski - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 15:21:49 EST ID:jNiGZqTf No.60639 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i realize this came out prior to those rules, but just make it a porno and then include a porn-free cut

Sigh by Alexander Rozhenko - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 06:15:41 EST ID:kvFioDM1 No.60599 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That feel when ridiculed by command for not bringing a potential hull breach to their attention before you had completed your analysis and prepared solutions.
Tallera - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 06:44:22 EST ID:32QnZv7k No.60601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think someone else already explained what happened.
Lupaza - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 18:22:06 EST ID:uEiq+W3x No.60616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My lels just arrived at warp factor 9.975
Q - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 21:09:26 EST ID:bG7T1enp No.60618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the guys lips remind me of trump's

Bump when Watching III by Joseph Sisko - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 18:28:41 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.53706 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Stumbled across Samaritan Snare and realized we did not have a BWW thread as of late.

>We need things that make us go

Always loved the Pakleds, first for the obvious nod in the name (pack-led) and that they are basically space autists

Anyway, bump whenever you are watching star trek or see it on somewhere.
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Kayron - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 06:05:14 EST ID:FjZ9V2nx No.60548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just got done watching Star Trek Enterprise episode Carpenter Street. They travel back in time to 2004 and stop the Xindi. It's not really a good episide but my concern is about the canon. Shouldn't the world be dealing with the aftermath of the Eugenics war around that time? Or was the war retconned or something like that in another Trek?
Vekma - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 10:01:04 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.60553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It was never officially retconned I believe.
And as far as I know they never really give details about countries or regions. I'm pretty sure it wasn't global, since it's specified that WW3 was a seperate event.

So it could have been a somewhat isolated event and North America was spared of destruction. Moreover, the casualty rate was like 30-40 million, roughly half that of WW2. And lastly, it's 8 years later, a lot can happen in that kind of timespan, especially with the available "modern" technology.
Commander Suran - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 12:23:34 EST ID:0LBKrNiK No.60554 Ignore Report Quick Reply

the theory is that the eugenics wars happened x-files style, we were never told.

at some point in the future it becomes common knowledge that the 90s were more fucked up than we knew.
Jack - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 10:45:53 EST ID:e5feiTTX No.60605 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Enterprise takes place before TOS so the Eugenics wars hadn't happened yet.
Lysia Arlin - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 10:06:54 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.60632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You must be confused or something.
It's clearly established that the eugenics war are history and took place in the late 20th century a.k.a. the 90s.

talk about the tube by Subcommander Velal - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:47:40 EST ID:OlAq4NOE No.59297 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I miss the tube, I want to be unbanned, can I go ask on an IRC or something
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Eliminator Leck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 13:50:55 EST ID:KN9lUNxQ No.60556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are there any discussion groups for weird tricks with cytube/googledrives?
I'm trying to figure out what the limits are for HD playback
I've got some 90minute HD files that come in under a gig that play in HD, but I threw some bigger stuff (over two hours and over three gigs) and it spits out in a much lower resolution
I'm going to try slicing it up but it'll be a lot of trial and error
Dr. Antaak - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 18:29:11 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.60573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it looks like bigger stuff just needs time
after a day or so I checked back on some movie chunks and they went 1080
Guinan - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 21:29:33 EST ID:MVRfRG0q No.60577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm embarrassed to admit this but the main reason I haven't been visiting the tube is because I can't fucking figure out how to get it to work nowadays

Pic is me being a loner
Cardassian Prohibition Party - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 11:03:51 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tried giving a complete step by step guide to get it working, but it apparently contained some blocked words and it didn't post. So instead I'll direct you to this link: https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Google-Drive-Userscript-Installation-Guide and wish you the best of luck.
Guinan - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 01:03:46 EST ID:GygX1Icc No.60594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll check it out just as soon as I'm done moving.. unfortunately for now I'm a shitty phoneposting shithead

But thank you for the link, I didn't really have any instructions other than "download this plugin"

Chub factor 9 by Torg - Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:42:28 EST ID:3rKdGbeG No.60038 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ill just put this pic of the hottest star trek chick ever here.
If you disagree, youre wrong and punishment will be severe.
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Guinan - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 01:17:18 EST ID:GygX1Icc No.60528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is there even a hole you can fuck besides the mouth?
B'Etor - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 06:00:47 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.60536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>date with qt Jem'hadar
>Kanar and root beer flows freely
>everything goes perfect, both laughing, having a good time
>back in the room
>kissing and fondling
>slowly undress each other
>snorting Ketracel white off each others bodies
>you reach around and stroke his butt cheecks
>slide a finger into his crack
>perfectly smooth
>you lock eyes
>"I am dead".... he says
>terror paralyzes you
>"I go into battle to reclaim my life"
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Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 15:05:17 EST ID:L6JbTdXo No.60571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cardassian Prohibition Party - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 11:09:53 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60587 Ignore Report Quick Reply

:seven: :yum: :datass3:
Guinan - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 01:02:22 EST ID:GygX1Icc No.60593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
(I have the weirdest boner right now)

Star Trek Discovery Discussion by Erika Benteen - Sat, 27 May 2017 11:57:37 EST ID:Ik4uItQv No.59458 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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original thread is no longer bumping.

>Recounting Star Trek Discovery developments, rumours and wondering if the show is up shit's Creek without a phaser.

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Dmitri Valtane - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 07:27:21 EST ID:Y5GCsHyL No.60627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meh. Not the director, not a writer. Not a controversial opinion.

>“It's ‘Star Trek,’ but not as we know it,” he said. “There are places obviously where they’ve observed canon to do with things like uniforms and badges and stuff, but there are places where the rules of storytelling are reinvented.”
>uniforms and badges and stuff
>Enterprise badges
>On every ship
M'Ress - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 08:14:58 EST ID:6C6kcMFd No.60629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Someone tell this guy he isn't in a Star Trek show. This shit is getting embarrassing.

And no, I don't think I'll watch it, actually. I'm done with the meme of giving shit "a fair chance". It's only going to piss me off, anyway. This Ferengi thinks that Star Trek is the title, the badge, or the ship. But Star Trek is none of those things. Star Trek is an attitude, and he doesn't have it. But that attitude is timeless, and it's in all of us. Star Trek can, and will be reborn at any random time, from any random source. Maybe it's McFarlane's The Orville. Maybe it's something else. All you need is a bunch of people who loved the original and who actually understand it. It matters fuck all which title they slap onto it.
Ikat'ika - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 23:03:31 EST ID:zjSOHbiO No.60697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Orville is gonna be the real ST show lmao
Guinan - Tue, 03 Oct 2017 00:36:29 EST ID:zrklsd5Z No.61350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
xindi superlasers can't melt floridian continental plates
Q - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 23:28:46 EST ID:LJoPxYj1 No.61628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey, if you don't relax from time to time when you are under major stress, the stress will get you killed.

Taking time out for a baseball game with your "family" is a great way to relax.

Alcoholic by Odo - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 07:47:11 EST ID:CQVpcIoS No.60565 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Were there any characters in Star Trek who were alcoholics?
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Ambassador Thoris - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 18:28:29 EST ID:32QnZv7k No.60572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That Irish stereotype guy in up the long ladder.

Martok loves his blood wine I reckon he is probably a very high functioning alcoholic. When work needs doing he's all business but that guy has crates of it. Bit like my dad, competent rock at work, half a bottle of wine every night, dead before 55.

Damar becomes an alcoholic to cope with his depression and when he becomes the people's Damar the only spirit he drinks is the spirit of revolution. send vorta to gulag, best cardassia for all
Kevin Mulkahey - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 20:27:16 EST ID:77z0NCOn No.60575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The fucked up thing is how the actor playing Damaris had to drink straight green corn syrup because they wanted it to be viscous.

Let's be real, I'd rather drink straight astroglide.
Legate Turrel - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 20:49:29 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.60576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn that's fucking gross. Fuck that. I would have said fuck no just put some food coloring in water.
Jean-Luc Picard - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 00:30:28 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.60579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thats what they ended up doing. Casey Biggs was consuming so much fucking corn syrup that his sugar rushes were starting to look like he was taking coke bumps.
Guinan - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 01:18:55 EST ID:GygX1Icc No.60597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh shit! Alien Nazis! by Cmdr. Peter Harkins - Sat, 08 Jul 2017 17:55:17 EST ID:BNSeMkdc No.60064 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did ST Enterprise just jump the fuckin shark on me?
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Thy'lek Shran - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 09:28:15 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.60281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol those spergs try to label shit that happens twice ever and then cry when the second time doesn't match the first
Prophet - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 09:57:32 EST ID:5uU+DoWU No.60282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Accusing others of sperigin on a Trek board probably isn't the best point though.
Thy'lek Shran - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 10:45:45 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.60284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, I mean like, those lame spergs who categorize things, not us cool stylish spergs who keep a pedo fanfic discussion alive for years and improv write bad smut about misspelled characters.
Broik - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 13:06:27 EST ID:CbT1DxId No.60285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Diana Troy has opened her big box and now the Hellrazors were there.
"We will show you things" said Pinrazor, the leader of the group.
"I already have seen the sexy times because I am psychic said Diana.
"We are not sexy times"he growled, his pins swelling with horny anger.
"Not yet."she countered as her naked sex got more aroused
Pinrazer gulped.
Leonard McCoy - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 18:12:16 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.60286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are like 100 examples on that page. But yeah, sure bud.

Pavel Chekov by Dr. Antaak - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 18:53:33 EST ID:fb2Gxv9r No.60174 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So who is going to replace Pavel Chekov in the next films??
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Toral - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 15:30:34 EST ID:8dyKgj66 No.60189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nobody really thought through how his legs would have to work to be practical huh?
Plus that arm in his chest isn't some dwarfed arm, it's a big full-size arm getting in the way.

Where does that arm go when they fuck? Where is the butthole? Shouldn't this arrangement make this dude's pecs extremely fucking weird?

Classic failure to ask the truly important questions. Classic case of Trek writers and designers being out of their noggins on the Devil's lettuce.
Tom Paris - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 15:47:13 EST ID:atT7cm1d No.60190 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you clearly failed xenobiology.

not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place
Emperor Reclaw - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 03:18:40 EST ID:FjZ9V2nx No.60272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aren't they still working on a 4th one?
Spock The Rock Johnson - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 04:39:09 EST ID:FjZ9V2nx No.60274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That would genuinely make the next JJ Trek movie a 10/10 for me.
Odo - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 05:52:26 EST ID:hqdWm3TA No.60276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sure but it's hardly going to be in the foot. It's either going to be in the torso or on some kind of tentacle.

But nevermind, it's obvious how they fuck now. The old-fashiond Six-Legged Scissor.

But that's not where I want the genitals to be. I WANT the genitals to be under that front arm. That's the funniest place for me.

wil wheaton by Admiral Owen Paris - Sat, 15 Jul 2017 10:09:41 EST ID:+uGNUMQz No.60119 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be me, 420chan regular and red.dit occasional
>post innocuous comment there about how much I dislike Wil Wheaton
>check thread later
>Wil Wheaton is personally in it whining about his battle with depression
>"Hurr I'm Wil Wheaton and I can't do anything right, I'm so sad"
>realize that he must have read my post and it contributed to his current depression
Can we have a thread for making fun of Wil Wheaton?
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Cmdr. Peter Harkins - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 18:17:09 EST ID:ykiJhCGY No.60196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What the fuck I never knew that because fuck Nog
Porthos - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 04:56:40 EST ID:K6pRQ8/j No.60206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd put my money on narcissism as well considering half his career he toted the "I was in TNG" crap as far as it could go.
Porthos - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 05:00:06 EST ID:K6pRQ8/j No.60207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In the ep when sisko has his "every one hates the negro type writer" eisenburg is the guy selling news papers at the stand. Clearly a grown ass man. Though I give that a pass because when do you ever see those guys out of heavy alien makup. The only guy that gets a pass on that is Combs because he was so many different guys. If you look hard you'll find some DS9 regulars make appearances in later seasons of VOY. iirc Martok was a Hirogen once, and the guy inside the giant space pitcher plant.
Valkris - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 06:22:02 EST ID:8dyKgj66 No.60208 Ignore Report Quick Reply

When you hear him trying to act through those prosthetic teeth he just sounds like a child actor.
Armin Shimerman rocks those teeth the best. Wallace Shawn I think actually used the teeth to sputter when he just did his normal voice but screechier and louder.

You can hear Wallace SHawn spitting as grand nagus. It's pretty great.
Weyoun 5 - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 06:50:33 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.60209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Martok guy is also in Prelude to Axanar as a regular filthy human.

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