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Attention Bajoran Workers by Gul Dukat - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:57:31 EST ID:xYaDap+E No.65569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It has come to my attention that some of you don't seem to understand some very simple mathmatics, but i am nothing if not understanding of your skepticism.

If you suck a man's dick, that isn't gay. As you are sucking the dick of every girl he ever sucked the dick of.

But, if you suck a girls dick, that's VERY gay, as you are sucking the dick of every guy that she ever sucked the dick of.

That is all.
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Gul Dukat - Fri, 17 Aug 2018 19:17:24 EST ID:xYaDap+E No.65580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65579
Your mistake was trusting in the propaganda spread by the so-called "Bajoran Resistance" The sweet scent on a shorn scrotum is not gay, quite the opposite. They would have you believe that I am wrong about everything, that I am the reason for all of Bajors problems, they could not be farther from the truth. If you believe in a safe Bajor, then you will heed my wisdom. I woman with balls is not gay as no man would dare to suck on them. If they did, then they would be doing the equivalent of sucking on a man's dick without balls and that is VERY gay.
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Captain Tel-Peh - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 00:54:05 EST ID:vfKzFqQZ No.65581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it gay to perform Oo-mox with another Male? What if it's a male, of a different species?
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Seven of Nine - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 14:04:39 EST ID:UoTDnkKy No.65586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65579

Is this.. a WKUK reference?
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 18:48:40 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.65587 Report Quick Reply
>>65580
Well reasoned. Man, Bajorans are pathetic sometimes.

>>65581
My understanding is that it is not gay if lobes aren't touching.

>>65586
Yes I'm pretty sure the bajorans at our popcorn factory spread the same propoganda to Trevor's factory unfortunately.
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Stonn - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 04:56:38 EST ID:4WVh8sFm No.65591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65586
man WKUK was my shit back in college


BORG by Weyoun 5 - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 19:45:01 EST ID:ACBQ9B/S No.65542 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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BORG VESSEL, YOUR THREATS ARE UNRECOGNISED
LOWER SHIELDS AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED
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Grand Nagus Gint - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 15:25:37 EST ID:lwBNQOf/ No.65553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Guinan - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 22:38:05 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.65567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65542
>yfw this space potato is a borg cube killer
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Emperor Reclaw - Fri, 17 Aug 2018 13:28:48 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.65578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65567
>that goof leaves the dimension to go on to become Species 90210


At last, a Trek game that exceeds BC. by Robin Lefler - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 00:24:21 EST ID:sBlKNQlx No.65455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"Oh, you would fucking say tha- I mean Yes, Captain."

New-ish recording of Star Trek Bridge Crew, featuring Captain Butt-touch.. Holy shit it looks amaze-balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnWGRWdqYyo
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Pavel Chekov - Fri, 10 Aug 2018 08:26:33 EST ID:jmSOtBOw No.65515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just want a proper Star Trek RPG. You know, like KotOR or the first Mass Effect. But I know I'll never get it, because with all those new properties like JJTrek and Discovery, anyone who's sitting on the rights will want that RPG to take place in those timelines, and appeal to its audiences. Which means it wouldn't be an RPG. After all, we already got that horrible, buggy JJTrek shooter that people only ever stopped to notice for its complete lack of quality.

Of course, we have Star Trek Online, but I kind of resent it. I've played it, and it does a few things right, but it's still an MMO. And MMO isn't the genre for Trek. MMO's are basically bad Action RPG's that you play at the same time as a lot of other people, and if you're not in it for the community, you might as well play something else. And it being there means we technically have our Trek RPG. But we don't. But I do admire Star Trek Online for actually giving it a shot.

But Trek lends itself so well to party based RPG's that it's almost criminal it hasn't been done yet.
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K'Ehleyr - Fri, 10 Aug 2018 15:23:42 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.65517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65515
May I suggest getting a gaming group together and running one of the many fantastic pen-and-paper Trek RPGs?

I ran one for a group where we went to the 25th century. They were Section 31 agents hunting a couple of temporal renegades (who, they never got to point of uncovering, were actually themselves from the future.) They had a refit-Prometheus class and a Sec 31 command structure so there could be arguments and they could take different parts of the ship to different places. I even worked in very obscure elements of the lore and fleshed them out, like the Ornithoids from TOS and the chaotic space aliens from VOY.

There are versions of Trek RPG based around the d20 system, the FATE system, exotic unique systems, pretty much whatever you can imagine. And with skype/google hangouts/roll20 or whatever, you're no longer beholden to having to play with whatever grognards you happen to personally know and be physically near.

I know it's not what you asked for, but it's really the best option there is until we can have AI holodecks and just ask them nicely to make the Trek RPG we desire.
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Sarina Douglas - Fri, 10 Aug 2018 20:38:18 EST ID:jmSOtBOw No.65522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65517
I'd love to, but my regular group only has two guys who are into Trek, and I'm the guy who turned them on it. I've heard some weird stories about Roll20. Plus, I kind of prefer face to face contact. Roll20 has definite advantages, specifically making battles a lot easier and generally providing good documentation options, but you don't really have the same connection.

And if I run it myself, I run the risk of creating a shitty fan fiction setting. And if I play in someone else's game, it might be worse.
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Gilora Rejal - Fri, 10 Aug 2018 20:52:11 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.65523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65522
>> I run the risk of creating a shitty fan fiction setting.
I mean all Trek is is various layers of official, semi-official and unofficial fan fiction. If you actually like what you make, just pull a Orville and rebrand. But I know what you mean about preferring face to face, it's definitely far superior. Hey, maybe someone should mod Bridge Crew so it can be used for roleplaying.
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Sarina Douglas - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 06:16:40 EST ID:jmSOtBOw No.65526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65523
Making a Trek Lite setting might get the other players in on it, since they're not expected to know about the setting beforehand. Of course, we're still in a relatively fresh Pathfinder game right now, which I expect to last for quite a while longer. I've been meaning to give Traveller another try, too. Though, it's mostly the character creation that I love.


calories of the future by Trentin Fala - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 02:09:08 EST ID:nXHvOFUS No.65193 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what's some far out food you would have liked to try from the show? or maybe just delicious alien snacks
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Guinan - Wed, 08 Aug 2018 13:23:36 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.65493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65489

what if you actually can?
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Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Wed, 08 Aug 2018 16:56:24 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.65495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65493
>>what if you actually can?
Then who was phone?
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Captain Braxton - Wed, 08 Aug 2018 18:59:17 EST ID:b2kjICL7 No.65498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Vulcan logic dictates they would have taken biological studies, that basic animal mechanism for signal relays between evolving animals, some could eat one another. But when you have full control of yourself, you don't need it, or you could be introducing another variable into the equation.
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Admiral Owen Paris - Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:29:10 EST ID:Nej5WNqQ No.65499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65495
shitty phone but it's got an unlimited data plan
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Private W Woods - Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:01:55 EST ID:b2kjICL7 No.65501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65499 just hook it up to the router


I don't want to live on this planet anymore. by Ishka Moogie - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 18:43:47 EST ID:CcrT6O1t No.65255 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well, I just saw "Rascals", the TNG episode where Picard, Guinan, Ro Laren, and Keiko O'brien are turned into 12 year olds.

And as I watched that scene where Keiko asks Miles if he could still "be her husband" even though she's stuck in a child's body, I thought to myself, "I bet someone wrote a god damn pedo fanfic."

So I checked online. And I was right. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Molly O'Brien - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 18:49:33 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.65256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just so you know, not everyone who has ever seen Star Trek is on this board today. The person who wrote that fic might not even go to 420chan this week.
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Rionoj - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 20:10:39 EST ID:bsMTOC3z No.65257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>65255
You can never replicate the original
Also fuck your broken ass gif Lrn 2 thread
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 00:38:03 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.65260 Report Quick Reply
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We seem to be experiencing some sort of time loop.
report


Did anyone actually watch/like Babylon 5? by Herbert Rossoff - Mon, 14 May 2018 12:13:30 EST ID:NSyoVkIK No.64546 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this is a Star Trek board. But I see this series brought up often here and I did myself try to watch it. I'm not one of those "durr only Star Trek" people- I like a good *story.* Wherever is comes from.

More to the point- did anyone actually watch Babylon 5? I seriously tried to but the acting is so bad. And the production value and CGI so terrible that it was at times for me unwatchable. The story that I've read in the past on the various Wiki entries and what not make the Shadow Conflict thing seem interesting! But watching it appears to be such a god dam slog that I cannot bring myself to watch all of it...
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Ikat'ika - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 19:48:30 EST ID:chOkTgWk No.65074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65071
Well yeah. I don't care. I just mentioned it because I thought >>64676 was hilariously specific.

Though it is super cool when a show actually cares about that stuff. Everyone watch the Expanse if you haven't yet.
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Dr. Denara Pel - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 21:56:43 EST ID:jmSOtBOw No.65106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65071
There's a point where shit becomes inescapably dumb. I'm fine with ships being close enough together to bump hulls, because it's easier in terms of storytelling to have them on screen at the same time. Even The Expanse did it on at least one occasion, even if it didn't make a ton of sense. I have more of an issue with writers not staying consistent with ranges between episodes, so you have the Enterprise practically running into something before detecting it, but the next episode it can detect things on the other side of the star system. But it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to notice inconsistencies.

Stuff like >>65072 is completely retarded, though. Not only because spaceships aren't cars, but also because it ignores physics to do stuff that isn't very exciting, and is very cheap. And that's the risk of ignoring one part of the equation: If you get the other part wrong, too, there's nothing left to look at.

Trek was very often retarded with its physics. But it also almost always used its physics in order to set up that core of true Trek: Character interaction. For instance, in Hollow Pursuits Barclay has to solve some technobabble anomaly thing. But it's not about his investigation at all. Instead it's about his strained relationship with his crewmates, which comes to light due to the more difficult than average assignment. But when you say "these dudes are fighting on a falling spaceship" you're making that setting paramount to the scene. So if you fail at creating the appropriate setting, there goes your entire scene.
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Darien Wallace - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 00:57:53 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.65107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65106
yeah, nobody's expecting the glorious tactical semicircles of a Legend Of The Galactic Heroes, but Trek seems at times almost like a bunch of different writers writing a bunch of different types of stories within a fairly loose framework
if you don't handicap it accordingly it's a miserable time

just chill and enjoy star treks
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Dr. Leah Brahms - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:43:46 EST ID:vlhOlur9 No.65162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ITT

SPACE 'EM
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Admiral Cartwright - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 09:52:17 EST ID:l5TvN503 No.65188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Started my re watch of b5 this weekend and this time around I can really appreciate the humor more. I'm more acquainted with the style of humorand all the context so I'm finding tons of laughs I each episode. It's definitely more fun the second time around.

Also, I remember that someone here turned me on to Star Trek Shitposting, the fb group, so I'll return the favor and recommend Babylon 5 Spooposting. It's great.


Sins of the Father is the best Klingon episode by Kiaphet Amman'sor - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 09:05:01 EST ID:l5TvN503 No.65064 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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🖖You are the son of a traitor

🖖*WHACK*

🖖Okay, I'm ready now

I wish I had a gif of Worf smacking Duras.

Sins of the Father is imo the best Klingon episode. There are probably a score of great Klingon episodes in TNG and DS9 but none of them really come close to being as satisfying as watching Worf try to redeem his family when the odds are so stacked against him, and getting out alive. And the bromance between Picard and Worf that develops is just so beautiful. We get to meet Kern, who is through and through a great Klingon character imo. Who are your favorite Klingons and what are your favorite Klingon episodes.

A runner up for me might be Worf's trial episode in DS9 when he faces trial for blowing up a shuttlecraft in the heat of battle.

>Klingon thread
>Inb4 Gowron eyes
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Q - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 15:08:35 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.65171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65131
Barge of the Dead is literally a 2/10 episode, nothing really happens in it and there's no important sci-fi theme. Prove me wrong.
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Jennifer Sisko - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:36:01 EST ID:5uU+DoWU No.65172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65171
There was plenty of medical technobabble in this episode I think.
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Major Rakal - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:36:51 EST ID:PZs0+Uvl No.65173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65171
I can't disprove your opinion nor would I care to debate Voyager, but "nothing really happens in it (which I'm reading as "nothing of lasting consequence") and there's no important sci-fi theme" describes a lot of good and/or popular episdoes from just about every iteration of Trek,
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Administrator V'Las - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:54:17 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.65174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65172
there was technobabble and alien spiritual bullshit
that's like, at least a trek worth there
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Admiral Hayes - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:17:04 EST ID:l5TvN503 No.65181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65171
Well it's a standalone. I guess you could say that nothing happens if you don't think that Belanna's character development regarding her halfling Klingon heritage isn't of consequence. But it does feel very reminiscent to some of the struggles Worf had with his own heritage in TNG.

It's spiritual but that doesn't mean it's not sci fi. They used space science to make her die and bring her back which is a cornerstone of the plot. Janeway's dilemma on whether or not to use this dangerous future medical tech on one of her crew is a pretty standard trek theme.


Headcanon General by Guinan - Fri, 04 May 2018 06:08:26 EST ID:b048m/L8 No.64475 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Here will be a spoiler-rich thread. Beware, ye who haven't watched all the Trek yet..
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Guinan - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:42:31 EST ID:7jBXZROk No.65010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65009
>>65003
>>65002
>Computer, set keks to max lul
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Douglas Pabst - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:04:04 EST ID:0AzIZ9J3 No.65019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65004
We had a "what if Star ships have a /b/" thread, yours is tinfoil. Though most mental illness has been cured so it's actually reasonably well thought out and the plot holes are no bigger that what happens during the show.

It would explain the frequent interspecies attraction. Genetic tampering.
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Dr. Mora Pol - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:30:01 EST ID:QLb0aPr0 No.65024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65019
You say its tinfoil but the shows themselves do a pretty good job of wrapping up any loose threads with a "Captain breaks Federation rules for greater good" that genuinely makes the Klingons looks like the good guys in Discovery. Without Discovery being the odd one out portraying the Federation as being a bunch of super shady villains with a good PR department.
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Ensign Vorik - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:53:26 EST ID:+HQF6OBb No.65025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65024
Most of our headcanons give discovery the most tenuous status. We're not even sure its the same universe.
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Dr. Mora Pol - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:51:45 EST ID:QLb0aPr0 No.65028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>65025
My point was that it's not necessary for Discovery to be in the same universe. The Federation is always just low-key enough with it's shenanigans to look like the good guys for long enough to write history, in every show. nb


This Warp Has 22 Cochranes by I.G. Tarah - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 02:20:54 EST ID:i5wsAX61 No.64975 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Time for a Kes update? Time for a Kes update.

https://www.wate.com/news/local-news/former-star-trek-voyager-actress-arrested-in-kingston/1039307903

My Favourite Ocampa beat the indecent exposure charges by paying restitution. "Sorry your kid saw my alien cooter, here's ten bucks." She also has a new hobby of taking the helm without a license - she got picked up for it last March. Since cops aren't as psychic as alien elves and they stopped her twice in 2 weeks I'd say the local 5-0 must be on the lookout for her bullshit. Set phasers to fuck-this-shit-i-ain't-walking.

[quote]KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (WATE) - Jennifer Lien, who played medical assistant "Kes" in the first three seasons of Star Trek: Voyager, was arrested in Kingston for driving on a revoked license. This comes less than two weeks after she was arrested on the same charge.

A Roane County Sheriff's Deputy initiated a traffic stop just after noon after spotting the car driving with no tags visible.

After initiating the stop, Lien was able to produce her license, registration and proof of insurance but was arrested after a computer check showed she had her licensed revoked for a previous DUI.

Lien was also arrested on March 2 for the same charge.

The Roane County resident and former actress was arrested in 2015 for indecent exposure. She was charged with two counts of exposing herself to children under the age of 13 but later had the charges dismissed after paying restitution. [/quote]
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The Traveler - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:07:20 EST ID:7laFE9AV No.64976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
exposes to Janeway seems to hazardous to your mental health
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Administrator V'Las - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:33:24 EST ID:bIBEcyv5 No.64978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64976
Yeah, Kes has gone full Braxton.
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Kolo - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:02:51 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.64983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I always thought it was kinda weird how they made Kes turn into a psycho when she came back. Seemed OOC.

Maybe the writers were really trying to tell us something about Jennifer..
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Natasha Yar - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:45:29 EST ID:gCqAtQS2 No.64988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what's wrong with your faaaaace?
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Admiral William J Ross - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 06:24:49 EST ID:5uU+DoWU No.65001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64988
Antipsychotic prescription drugs will do that to you.
Side effects also include impended speech, weight gain & muscle cramps

In case anybody wonders how they feel: You know the stuff they give you at the dentist to numb your face?

Also Braxon was right, they are "modern" anti-psychotics pure quackery as they do many things except preventing psychosis.


the tribble with troubles by Quark - Sun, 17 Jun 2018 15:53:16 EST ID:vfKzFqQZ No.64934 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the tribbles were pretty based. fucked so much they were literally born pregnant. and everyone just loves them, except the klingins, but fuck em, the Asiatic bastards.

we should emulate the tribbles and just fuck everyday and all the time. the tribbles had the right idea. the tribbles did nothing wrong. also it was cruel as fuck for scotty to put those tribbles on a klingin ship because the klingins were just gonna straight fucking kill them. might as well have shot them into the vacuum of space.
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Lwaxana Troi - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 17:39:07 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.64957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64947
I'm just relating what's in canon man. Besides, you're assuming there are only two species on this planet. They could be nasty to deal with other predators, or maybe to deal with what they are prey to. Also, the word you were looking for was 'voracious.'
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Lon Suder - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 17:51:50 EST ID:bIBEcyv5 No.64958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64957
Yeah you're right. Wrong sort of greed. I described an animal which goes around scooping them up and then hording them. Which at least is a winner's game with tribbles. Pick up 10 and you have 100 by next tuesday.
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Vash - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:40:13 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.64964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>64958
after a gajillion years they evolve into the Gamesters of Triskelion
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Donik - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:10:20 EST ID:jyz1pbEc No.64979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>64964
Cute harness. Did you also get it in bondage gore prison?
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Subcommander N'Vek - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 20:24:53 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.64989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64979
iirc the orange chick from that episode did porn


The Orville by Weyoun 5 - Tue, 16 May 2017 12:51:11 EST ID:0JMozmZI No.59221 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Uh, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9sKeCE8V0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orville
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Natima Lang - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:49:17 EST ID:DStF7Vev No.64943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64912
I don't think the thread is bumping anymore but just so you know I'm working on it.
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Guinan - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:34:16 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.64956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64943
You are a champion of the people
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Ensign Samantha Wildman - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 20:08:44 EST ID:b6/JGV6Z No.65139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ICYMI

http://comicbook.com/startrek/2018/06/30/the-orville-saturn-awards-best-science-fiction-television-series/
>The Orville was honored as the Best Science Fiction Television Series, winning over fellow nominees The 100, Colony, Doctor Who, The Expanse, Salvation, and The X-Files.

But then the Saturn people had to go and award best actress to someone playing an angry piece of lumber.

>The Orville was nominated in three total Saturn Awards categories. In addition to Best Science Fiction Television Series, MacFarlane was nominated for Best Actor on Television, which was award to Kyle MacLachlan for Twin Peaks: The Return, and Adrianne Palicki was nominated for Best Actress on Television, which went to Sonequa Martin-Green for Star Trek: Discovery.

Still, grats to the show! And why the fuck do we have to wait until New Year's Eve for the new season? Fuck
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 17:53:30 EST ID:dfep+Fqt No.65141 Report Quick Reply
>>65139
>And why the fuck do we have to wait until New Year's Eve for the new season?

It's actually premiering December 30 with a two-hour season premiere but Fox is premiering it midseason given that their fall schedule is already set in stone. It'll most likely replace one of Fox's dramas that has a 13 episode or under order season or it'll air on Thursday nights in 2019 after Thursday Night Football ends.
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Sarina Douglas - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 22:31:53 EST ID:jHCKzc9q No.65244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Season 1 is just $10 in some territories on Amazon and iTunes.


What is it? by Dr. Antaak - Mon, 21 May 2018 13:27:50 EST ID:V5NqeO2L No.64653 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Really though guys, what is it?
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Robin Lefler - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:49:10 EST ID:l5TvN503 No.64886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>64885
Someone should make a petition for it on /420/

Not sure how well it would work though because the site admins only recruit mods who hang out in irc a lot and that they know well. But maybe still worth a shot. Guinan would probably be the most worthy mod the site has ever gotten, even if the authority was only over /1701/
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DaiMon Nunk - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 09:08:03 EST ID:bsMTOC3z No.64887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>64886
Does /1701/ even have a single dedicated mod? I haven't seen Therm0 post anywhere in a long fucking time
Thankfully the /tinfoil/ raid was shortlived and quickly squashed
Maybe the Federation don't need no mods, just a clever, quirky, bartender to keep the peace
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Worf - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:35:13 EST ID:VgH3vRSA No.64895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dont know nearly as much about Trek as most of you guys but I kind of disagree about DS9 not wrapping back around to Roddenberry's vision. To me its just very low key. Its the Ferengi's arc that brings it back around, but the last few episodes dont revolve around that. You get all the morally righteous people from the beginning of the show and the scummy thieves and holo brothel keepers kind of swapping places a little come the end of the show. Only Quark holds true to his nature. Rom goes from being willing to murder his own brother just for a bar to being one of the best engies around to happy and fulfilled and leading his people to a more moral way of life, all while defending the morals with quick succulent explanation to Quark when he's bitching about workers rights and stuff. Not to mention the mines keeping the Dominion out of the fight for a long fucking time, all with a quickly slapped together idea that was distracting him about his new worries about being a responsible husband(from a culture that wants they ladies to stay nude).
Nog goes from being a little shit thief to being one of the heros of the Alpha quadrant, joining star fleet, growing a huge fucking sense of duty and even being more moral than Captain Sisko's own son in the end.

I also love how all of Rom'm best ideas come when he's distracted by more personal matters. He never has the confidence to speak his great plans but when he's worrying about other shit he forgets his timidness and just speaks his mind.
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Marla Gilmore - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:41:10 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.64908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>64895
I love the Ferengi arc in DS9, but I don't know if they intended the fate of the Ferengi characters to be a moral commentary on what happened in the Dominion war. Sure, they make specific comments about human nature 'jeez these ancient hoo-mons are even stupider than I though!' 'see those vials around his neck? those are from jem'hadar that he killed' etc. but if they intended the Ferengi as a way of bringing back around the state of normalcy, it's way too understated.
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Guinan - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 22:08:04 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.64910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You guys are really sweet. I just didn't know how to respond, so I kept all silent and bashful.. but the truth is I have a hacking tool that lets me delete the computer's record of replicator credits, so you best believe you're all getting free shit for the next standard month that won't count towards your replicator rations


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