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TNG tropes/common plot elements by Wesley Crusher - Fri, 18 Apr 2014 13:47:13 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44084 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Enterprise is on routine mission to do thing
>everything gets fucked up
>asshole aliens troll the Enterprise
>friendly aliens/guests are hiding something
>memory loss
>entity being energy sperm thing infects ship/crew/whatever
>more memory loss and hallucinations
>field energy wave endangers the ship
>temporal rift time travel hole
>things are even more fucked up
>Luxana Troy shows up and is incredibly annoying; noone tells her to shut the fuck up
>Gedori/Dada/Krusher figures out treknobabble thing to fix the other treknobabble thing that is wrong
>but it will take some time
>a couple of hours
>Dada malfunctions
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Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Sun, 20 Apr 2014 04:59:25 EST ID:tc3/Ctjq No.44125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44121
Southern continent implies desert or tropical forest.

Western continent is more temperate forested regions.

It's been awhile since I watched TNG but I think most of their planet sets where of those varieties.
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Kira Nerys - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 03:33:19 EST ID:w1rtHKUL No.44163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44125
North and south are really arbitrary if you think about it. Unless there is a certain way you're supposed to approach a planet, like the Federation gives space traffic citations if an alien's vessel is heading towards Earth with Antarctica on the top of their maps.
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Kirayoshi O'Brien - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 05:21:30 EST ID:cWk4A4Wj No.44166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44163
I would believe that they would right themselves to the plane of the the solar disk. Most planets end up with there poles facing north and south relative to the angle of rotation around their star.

Then again it would probably be easier to enter a solar system from above or below it's disk as there would be less matter and gasses in the way.
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Wesley Crusher - Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:44:50 EST ID:mO+95Bb5 No.44195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44084
>berry my dick
>be crowned king arthur

"BLARRRRRGH! IF A BOY HAS BEEN CHOSEN THEN A BOY SHALL BE KING!"
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Private W Woods - Thu, 24 Apr 2014 20:30:44 EST ID:Yo1k2vRY No.44201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>hollydeck is broken


No-one suffered more than Miles by Odo - Wed, 09 Apr 2014 15:11:12 EST ID:vO4rzdrJ No.43910 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>born irish
>serving a frenchman who somehow is also english
>starfleet diversity hiring puts blind black guy ahead of you
>forced into marriage with asian man after privilege got checked and was found high
>get sent to space israel-palestine to lower privilege
>new commander is black guy that thinks whitey is out to get him
>mandatory friendship sessions with muslim genemonster
>finally escape to twenty years of prison
it was only a few hours, you're going to have to attend another sermon from black jesus on the evils of whitey
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Ishka Moogie - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:02:59 EST ID:0qWeQkv8 No.44175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44172
Keiko such a shit.
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Chairman Koval - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 21:44:31 EST ID:2EhPEfPP No.44185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44173
the blank stare at the end is perfect.
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Naomi Wildman - Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:08:42 EST ID:nY0Tcg4g No.44190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Therm0ptic !RhIffWEaOE - Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:22:33 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.44191 Report Quick Reply
Does anyone have a link to those lonely O'Brien comics?
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Therm0ptic !RhIffWEaOE - Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:02:39 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.44194 Report Quick Reply
>>44191
Nevermind, I found them.
http://imgur.com/gallery/0IkGI


worf by Roy Ritterhouse - Sat, 12 Apr 2014 00:16:27 EST ID:+3sUTYMv No.43977 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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NUGGA I THINK IM WORF!!!
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T'Pau - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 23:29:45 EST ID:0kJaklRo No.44157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44152
k-k'plah.....
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Alexander Rozhenko - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 08:14:04 EST ID:o0B5hKtz No.44168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44127

I know who drew this. Stop being on hiatus you bitch.
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Data - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:47:01 EST ID:14sB09Nc No.44169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44152
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Ensign Lynch - Wed, 23 Apr 2014 10:00:23 EST ID:14sB09Nc No.44187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Worf? More like... Bore-f.
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Icheb - Wed, 23 Apr 2014 13:01:31 EST ID:2M+FmvRj No.44188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44187
spot on


Your Ideal Crew by Lt. Daniels - Wed, 19 Mar 2014 09:42:18 EST ID:fsY0znxL No.43522 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know its been done but...Post you're ideal crew,

Any character from any Star Trek series/movie

Mine:

Captain: Hikaru Sulu (TOS) Captain
CO: Worf (TNG/DS9) Commander
Tactical: Tuvok (VOY) Lieutenant-Commander
Helm: James Kirk (TOS) Ensign
Science: Jadzia Dax (DS9) Lieutenant
Engineer: Miles O’Brian (TNG/DS9) Lieutenant-Commander
Ops/Coms: Data (TNG) Lieutenant
Doctor: Dr Katherine Pulaski (TNG) Commander
Counsellor: Elim Garak (DS9) NCO
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Temporal Agent Daniels - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 15:17:29 EST ID:EkzDSLcw No.44150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44148

>Tactical: Data's cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
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Wesley Crusher - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 16:10:30 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44135
>look up SFMC
>find this
http://www.sfi-sfmc.org/
haha, oh wow.
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Grand Nagus Gint - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 17:43:59 EST ID:NW9GUxEA No.44179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44153
your welcome
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Benjamin Sisko - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 21:09:33 EST ID:jSzam5fi No.44184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44150
That's not supposed to be a question, yet Brent Spiner misreads it as one in the episode:

Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature; an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.

As in, "You are called a cat, which is a warm-blooded, four-legged carnivore." Not, "Cat, is your name a warm-blooded, four-legged carnivore?"
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Private W Woods - Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:11:14 EST ID:EkzDSLcw No.44186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44184

You're right, felines are obligate carnivores, i.e. they require meat to live. I think it sounds better the way he reads it, though.


what's the consensus on enterprise? by Name - Thu, 28 Nov 2013 03:14:38 EST ID:N/4nklsY No.41445 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I enjoyed most of it personally. Even though it can be too American at times.
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Silik - Sat, 19 Apr 2014 20:54:50 EST ID:9Rx7E1s7 No.44117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44106
>It's not entirely Star Trek
For the first two seasons it didn't even have the "Star Trek" name assigned to it. It was simply "Enterprise"
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Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Sun, 20 Apr 2014 18:40:11 EST ID:l2SBtfoE No.44136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44106
I wouldn't change anything about my previous explanation as to why I like season 4 but I'll be darned if that isn't the most succient and accurate expression of all the studio-induced flaws Ent had.

If any trek series is announced we should print off these en masse and distribute them to everyone working on the projecct, every critic and news networ, and if another of this quality should arise about Voyager then that too.
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Greer - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 01:21:00 EST ID:0qWeQkv8 No.44145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44136
>If any trek series is announced we should print off these en masse and distribute them to everyone working on the projecct, every critic and news networ, and if another of this quality should arise about Voyager then that too.
"Uhh, sir? We got four copies of a cartoon of some sort from the internet. One had a small bag of dirt weed with a note reading 'now u ow us fagguts' stapled to to the cartoon"
"Dear god we've been fools all this time. This changes everything!"
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Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 11:38:26 EST ID:tc3/Ctjq No.44147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44145
Please recheck what I linked.
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Greer - Mon, 21 Apr 2014 13:59:20 EST ID:0qWeQkv8 No.44149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44147
Oh, sorry about that.
"Uhh, sir? We got four copies of a wall of text of some sort from the internet. One had a small bag of dirt weed with a note reading 'now u ow us fagguts' stapled to to the wall of text"
"Dear god we've been fools all this time. This changes everything!"


Episode a New Generation, part 1 by John Stalvern - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 00:04:11 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44067 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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captain Picard waited, the stars flashed in the air. tea, erle gray, hot" he said. the repiclator made the tea for him and he got it. he looked into space, thinking as he drank his hot tea. the mission was normal the Enterprise was just scanning a new system. there were no Romulans or Kardashians in this space, it was good news to here. the captain was not stressed, he had done is ususal stress reliveing programs on the holodeck.
"bridge to captain Picard" the voice of commander Reiker said.
"yes?"
"there is something to see on hear." said commander.
"i'm coming, number one" he said.
he put down his tea down and walked from the ready room to the bridge. "what is this going on"? Picard said.
"captan, it looks like a subspace gravitronal temporary anomalie." said Data.
"is it threatening to us?" Picard said, asking.
"it is unclear." said Data.
just then the anomalie moved toward the Enterprise at a very fast speed.
"RED ALERT" says captain.
"aye sir" said Wharf.
the anomalie covered up the ship and sucked it into it. the Enterprise went through a tunnel like a wormhole, riding a wave through it like a surfboard. they came out into normal space. there seemed to be a moon near them.
"do a scan" said Picard
"it's not a moon.......it's a space station, sir." said Data.
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John Stalvern - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 02:32:18 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
PART 3
on the screen was a man with brown hair and a white shirt. also there was his friend who was large and furry.
"this is captain JohnLUke Picard of the Federation starship Enterprise, we mean you no harm."
the man said this is Han Solo of the Millenium Falcon and we need to blow up the death star.
so they went and Luke used his Xwing and blew it up.
only one ship got away....the big Imperial ship....the STAR DESTROYER

meanwhile Diana Troy, Beverlee Crusher and Princess Laia were on the death destroyer in a room. "we should rape them" said the stormtrooper laughing...
"you are all fucking scumbag faggots" said Laia.
"shut up bitch" said stormtrooper #42648291821
she kicked him in the balls hard. he recalled from the pain and laughed loudly.
"i like it rough i will rape all of you" he continued laughing and took the crotch plate off his suit.
the three super hot women nodded at each other and kicked stormtrooper #42648291821 in the balls as hard as they could.
stormtrooper #42648291821 got out his crooked, mangled little wiener and started jacking it off.
"I LOVE THE PAIN YOU DUMB WHORES" HE SAID
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John Stalvern - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 03:09:25 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Part 5
Darth Vader locked the door behind him. he looked at his sexy prisoners. they looked afraid but struck by his total power and secretly they wanted his cyborg cock. "what is federation?" he said
"we are from another galaxy or universe" said Troy
"welcome to the party" said Laia joking sort of
"doctor you will play doctor with me first" darth vader
'he took the crotch plate off his space suit and espoused his ghost white and burnt dick. it was soon rock hard and covered in scars from fire
"it looks like strawberry icecream cock" said Beverlee as she sucked it
they all sucked it and he came in Troys mouth and she kept it in her mouth then they both pissed in there and they shared it and spit it all into vaders breathing holes on his face armor
he laughed and coughed as he breathed in the piss cum mist.......
.....
the Falcon and Enterprise went to the rebel planet to plan their moves
"we have to get them back" said 1 he was really mad and anksious!
"we need a plan number 1' said picard
'its a fucking death destroyer battleship" said Solo
"well take those guys down just like the death star" said Luke Skywalker
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Grand Nagus Gint - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 19:18:43 EST ID:LTCkgeu+ No.44074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44067
johnny spacebots what are u doing here
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John Stalvern - Fri, 18 Apr 2014 16:38:11 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the part
Gedori and Dada worked on the sheilds and make them much more stronger. they also used tecknowledgy from the universe were star wars is and made their fasers way more stronger.
Dada and C3PO were talking because they were both robots......
"i am a droid"
'i am an android"
"i am fluetn in 103f899 forms of communication'
"i also am"
tehy became friends after that.
then meanwhile on the brigde Hann Solo and Wil Reikre were talking about the plans for fighitng the Empire....
"we will surprise those fuckers and wrack them with are lasers"
"we will get thme with are fasers and phototorpedoes' said reikre
'we will attack soon said Pidarcd..........
meanwhile on the super star destroyer.....
"soon the rebels will come and we will destroy them then your pussys will belong to me forever hahaha' said vader.
but now i have to go talk to the emperer and you will stay here' he said and left.
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Elim Garak - Sun, 20 Apr 2014 01:47:18 EST ID:0kJaklRo No.44123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember writing this shit as a kid for school projects


Federation Fighting by Youngblood - Mon, 07 Apr 2014 15:44:22 EST ID:05BCh7yT No.43854 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why do they all fight while holding their hands together?

it just looks so silly
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Christopher Brynner - Mon, 07 Apr 2014 21:22:20 EST ID:dw6lTYN8 No.43875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>43864
i made it up
i'm on a lot of stims
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Tyrone Slothrop - Mon, 07 Apr 2014 22:13:59 EST ID:14sB09Nc No.43881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Star Trek fight choreographer
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M'ret - Mon, 07 Apr 2014 22:36:04 EST ID:9Rx7E1s7 No.43882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>43864
Riker's got a pretty good palm-to-the-face technique too.
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Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Tue, 08 Apr 2014 03:45:25 EST ID:05BCh7yT No.43897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>43875

still mang spot on i digged it

is there any star fleet martial arts cannon

maybe i should take this to /tinfoil/ i think i am on to something

:)
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Mezoti - Sat, 19 Apr 2014 07:45:51 EST ID:GskPxYGO No.44100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>43897
There's Anbo-Jytsu, the ultimate evolution in the martial arts. Which seems to be composed of equal parts American Gladiators, two blind men fighting with their laser canes, daddy issues, and mangled Japanese.

Really, it only exists to make Klingon Tai Chi look good.


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