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Chackotay sounds like Bubbles from TPB by Porthos - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 23:41:34 EST ID:tov1eFcY No.60820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bubbles has a slightly thicker Canadia accent but its still there
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Cardassian Prohibition Party - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 00:22:17 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60820
Ah, space-swish is this old dirty homemade synthahol, and you can barely get 'er into ya. But, my fuck, does it ever get ya some drunk. It's real sassy.
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Captain Solok - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 00:25:33 EST ID:p36bEYvO No.60838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60837
That was the lowest I've ever seen 'im, drinkin swish, dancin' around with a dirty old dog...
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Neelix - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 00:29:34 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60838
I'm not a dirty old dog, I'm more like some kind of fish-rat.
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James Moriarty - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 06:02:16 EST ID:ewZFOaAC No.60841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60837
HA! Thank you
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Cyrano Jones - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 23:17:28 EST ID:g9iSPxPc No.60853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Captain, there is a god damned samsquanch in the messhall
God dammit Chakotay that is just Neelix
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Dr. T'Pan - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 03:02:13 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.60854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bubbles wouldn't put up with a millionth of the shit Chocolate Day takes from Janeway. Halfway through the pilot, he would have broken out the nun-chucks.
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Emperor Reclaw - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 05:26:08 EST ID:MHxTuw5r No.60855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60853
Pic related.
>>60854
I feel like Bubbles would actually make a great starfleet cadet once he got off the liquor
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Kalita - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:16:41 EST ID:p36bEYvO No.60872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60855

bubbles drinks the least out of all the boys. nothin wrong with sneakin a little drinkey-poo from the replicator here and there. i'd put bubbles in charge of the transporter room
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Ardon Broht - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 05:03:21 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.60876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60820
TPB characters would make for a great crew.

Lahey to engineering: Hows them repairs coming Rick

Ricky: Fuck off Lahey! What the fuck am I supposed to repair here huh? This place is fucked, look at all these flickering lights and tubes and shit, is it christmas yet? If so then where''s that pound of spaceweed I asked space santa for huh?
And why is everything breaking all the time? I don't even know what the fuck this thing is but I bet you I can break it with one hand.
*reaches out to grab glowing tube thingy*
*burns hand*
AAAAAARGH FUCK!
*starts throwing random shit, ripping off panels and throwing them at the warpcore*

Lahey: *sigh* security to engineering...

Cyrus: I'm on it, let's go guys..... safetey. off.
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Cardassian Prohibition Party - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:38:38 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60876
Fuck off, I've got work to do
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Cardassian Prohibition Party - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:57:06 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60820
"What are you lookin' at my eyes for? I ain't got no candy for you, you see some candy?"
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Julius Eaton - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 00:28:57 EST ID:p36bEYvO No.60890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60876

>Captain: Jim Lahey
>Chief Engineer: Ricky
>Security Officer: Cyrus
>Transporter Chief: Bubbles

cmon lets fill out the rest of the crew. is Sam Loscoe Chief Medical Officer? what is Randy, acting ensign? lol
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Cardassian Prohibition Party - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 00:49:56 EST ID:IOv1+7L+ No.60892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60890
Captain Lahey
First Officer Randy
Security Chief Julian
Chief Engineer Ricky
Transporter Chief Bubbles
Chief Morale Officer J-Roc
Philadelphia Collins takes over ten forward as new cook
Jacob Collins, Corey and Trevor are the redshirts who die every episode

Cyrus, Sam Losco, Terry and Dennis are a shittier and more incompetent version of the Maquis
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Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 00:54:42 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.60893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60890
> what is Randy, acting ensign

If Lahey is Captain, then he's absolutely the XO.

"Number Bobandy, the liquor's doing the thinking!"
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Julius Eaton - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 02:09:29 EST ID:p36bEYvO No.60894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60892

im down with cory/trevor/jacob dying every ep but loscoe has to be CMO, imagine the hilarious interactions when crew come in injured

Ricky: "Ah, fuck, I don't know how I got these burns on my hands, musta been when I grabbed the warpwhore."
Sam: "Or maybe you been jerkin' it too much Ricky! Heh hehe!"
*Ricky and Julian, who just walked in, both pull out phasers and aim them at Sam.*
Sam: "Oh fuck, take it easy boys, of course I'll treat Ricky's burns. Computer, administer 10 units of tricordrazine."
Julian: You goddamn caveman...
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Keiko O'Brien - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:06:31 EST ID:tTBdifAj No.60922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wouldn't Sam Losco be Gul Dukat
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Degra - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 01:00:23 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.60923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phil Collins is Gul Darheel
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Lt. Maxwell Burke - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 15:24:42 EST ID:QZ83s7dB No.60996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60923
You staring at my gut?
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Gilora Rejal - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:58:06 EST ID:nhrXLC7W No.60998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>60922
Well, if we're doing a DS9 comparison instead of filling the Enterprise-D crew, I think we need to shake things up a bit.

Lahey is in charge of the station, with Randy as our Kira.
I like Bubs as chief of operations.
Julian is our Strategic Operations officer in Worf's place.
Not sure where to put Ricky yet. Security? I could see him bossing around security grunts like Cory, Trevor, and Jacob.

J-Roc and the Roc Pile run Quark's, serving Roc Vodka and pimping the holosuites. Sarah (and sadly also) Lucy and Donna are our dabo girls.

If Sam Losco is Dukat, let's put Cyrus in as Weyoun. Losco as dukat makes Barb Lahey a perfect Kai Winn. I think.

Pic related, Bernie Sandford is Admiral Ross.
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Lt. Cmdr. Argyle - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 02:06:45 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.60999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60998
The Promenade needed more wrestling matches staged on it.
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Species 8472 - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 02:09:05 EST ID:52qIw6x9 No.61000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60998
Ricky is definitely the scheeming money oriented quark.
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Former Gul Rusot - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:34:36 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.61001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>60999
>Quark tries to run the hyuumon "wrasslin" as a promotional thing for the bar.
This would have been good
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Lt. Cmdr. Argyle - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:05:45 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.61009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61001
Sadly, Voyager got the WWE crossover.
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Katherine Pulaski - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 09:49:53 EST ID:vUVXPY3s No.61049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61009
>the rock doesn't lose either
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The Doctor - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:28:11 EST ID:zQ+XXy3R No.61053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>61049

Don't forget ENT. Because.... WWWEEEELLLLLLLLLLL., IT'S THE BIG SSSSHOOOOOOWWW.
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Marla Gilmore - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 17:03:03 EST ID:Z9q7T93l No.61055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61053
Look at that fucking Grin. He knows what he's doing and completely unashamed.


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