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Elephants are better than whales by John Suffingham - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 15:34:39 EST ID:uDOX/RJL No.33863 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I said it. Elephants are better than whales. Can you prove me wrong? I don’t think so. Elephants are still gigantic, but relatively compact when compared to the unwieldy and lumbersome whale. Elephants are capable of majestic trumpeting, while whales just go MMMRRRRRREEEEOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOO, like retards. Elephants have dexterity. Elephants can paint and pick up trash. I’ve never seen a whale bury their dead. That’s because whales are primitive heathens. Elephants are like all-purpose vehicles with prehensile penises on their face. Land, sea, air, it doesn’t matter. Whales just flap around in the ocean like dumbasses. Did you know you can suffocate a whale by closing its blowhole? That’s just shoddy design. Elephants have like 4 holes they can breathe through, because they are of a more superior craftsmanship. If anyone has anything else to add, list some of the other reasons why elephants are better. There’s just so many.

>ELEPAHTN
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Charles Muddleten - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 19:54:28 EST ID:UT1oTmaJ No.33864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33863
Elephants avoid stepping on tortoises. I imagine it's like when you step on a snail and are like "shit, sorry dude". So elephants have compassion.

Whales on the other hand even eat dolphins. Okay actually that's Killer Whales who ARE dolphins. Dolphins are utter shitcunts like people though and that's why I think they're a higher form of life. Elephants are too pure.
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Doris Clellerridge - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 06:30:59 EST ID:fhzixGZw No.33865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, where did you find the time and energy to make an elephant thread on every board??
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Fucking Farryspear - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 21:33:36 EST ID:lpg79CLj No.33867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33865
It took awhile actually. I had to find 64 different pictures, and then come up with 64 different ideas to tailor each thread to each board. Then I had to come up with the titles, and hash out the actual subject of the thread. Prolly like two weeks of intermittent preparation, because I do actually have a life I mean, I guess

I saved everything, and then waited for a night where I didn't have to do anything. I think it took like an hour to post all the threads. Lol.
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Doris Baddletodging - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 21:59:29 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33867

A gallant hero.
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Lillian Wengerfire - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 23:00:49 EST ID:CP/LCzE0 No.33869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Orcas have been known to prey on deer and even moose in northern canada as they (the deer) swim between islands for food and such.


My dogs sex-drive by Ubersuper Mansoups - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 06:33:28 EST ID:6vItxsUr No.33860 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My dog is horny as fuck and loves to hump our pillows or our legs.

I don't want to mutilate him by amputating his balls, we thought about a option for letting our dog live out his drive in other ways.

I want to buy my Dog a lovedoll or a fleshlight of some sort.
Does this exist?

What do you do if your best friends is horny?
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Hannah Bondershaw - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 01:10:57 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
gotta chop the balls
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Luber Truber - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 04:01:18 EST ID:wG+qWFJf No.33862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33860
You can buy your Dog a "lovedoll".

Thats what we did,
and we have a way more relaxed dog now!

Only downside is, this kind of thing was way too pricey,
hope you can find a cheaper model!


have two cats, they running around like idiots when playing by Alf Redons - Thu, 03 May 2018 14:40:46 EST ID:L2z/Q8IF No.33790 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My GF got two young cats (1 year old now).

WHen they are fighting/playing, they run into my computer or get caught in the cables behinf my PC.

They pulled my computer.screen and a speaker down once, because they were too stupid to go another way.

We could already teach them not to play with cables.
But how do I teach them to stay far away from my computer?

What would you do?
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Martha Hindersad - Tue, 15 May 2018 08:31:06 EST ID:o8hQYeS5 No.33813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33806
CLean your tables
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Mech Warrior - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:30:57 EST ID:Cm8iRgIh No.33820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Our cats used to throw our framed pictures and posters down.

They listened to a "no!", but still caused the same havoc when we weren't at home or asleep.

Gave these shit-head animals away and now have a worry-free life.

Cats and children just suck.
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Cyril Dropperforth - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:02:02 EST ID:HecwbEMJ No.33821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leave lemon wedges in the computer.
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Isabella Sengerdock - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 05:52:18 EST ID:N3l/oQWl No.33858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHA I feel you, so hard. Snap your fingers or raise your voice and don't let them enjoy themselves near the PC, be chill at all other times and pet / treat them when they're being good (even rough housing in an acceptable way, play with them) they will learn to stay away in your presence.. but like others have said, cats simply avoid punishment in the moment, in your presence. They will likely be driven to return to any forbidden areas out of sheer curiosity and power of will, once you are gone.

From someone whose GF owns two of the shit heads, as well
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Graber Riber - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:58:43 EST ID:6vItxsUr No.33859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have two cats, they are throwing our framed pictures, controllers and remotes down when we are asleep.

They never go on the tables or near the TV when we are present,
but at night these fuckheads are ruining our stuff.

Is there something like an electric fence for indoor use?


DOGGY KISSES by Natty - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:41:25 EST ID:GxPyuw7q No.33775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I love doggies! If I get naked, smear frosting all over my body in a room full of them... is that considered sex? What are the laws on intimacy with dogs in Philadelphia? Where would it be appropriate to share footage of this?
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Fuck Guttingdock - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:11:32 EST ID:whPNM6I4 No.33776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IDK, you should try it and post it on www.philidelpia.com and see what happens. Keep us updated OP!
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91;../ - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 10:36:17 EST ID:zLGcn85U No.33783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33775
well its a offer they cant refuse
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Rebecca Sungershit - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 19:49:38 EST ID:U9vd1rmV No.33857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got an update for us OP?


Killing mice for snek by Simon Blonnerchack - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:36:21 EST ID:4Dyl33Yi No.33830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup? I gotta ball python and Im tired of giving it arctic mice. Should I get a tazer to kill live petsmart animals or just hook em up to a car battery to save money?

pic related, my snek
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Doris Duckspear - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:31:48 EST ID:c3OQaDhf No.33838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33830
How about a microwave transformer?
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Charlotte Tillingstone - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:57:34 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if your snake has digestive problems I recommend a blender and straw
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Nigel Shittingwill - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:10:38 EST ID:dNDOkMfh No.33848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33839
snakes don't drink from straws dummy
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David Handlefield - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 18:48:54 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just let the snake kill them


fucking cats by Eugene Sadgefatch - Wed, 02 May 2018 05:05:24 EST ID:2ZN74BK1 No.33787 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our cat disappeared since 2days, she never does this and always stays around 200meters of the house, she is very vocal when she sees or hears us.
It was legit the most fun cat I ever saw or had. I hope she comes back but I don't think it will happen. We had her for 4years only.

Fucking cats always disappearing and shit, i'm sad as fuck.

PIC related, it's.her
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Hugh Shittingford - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:46:35 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33843
Here she is as good as ever
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Albert Darrydock - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:56:52 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33843
Pretty cat
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Charlotte Grimwill - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:23:07 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33845
bonus Pic from when she was a little baby.
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Charlotte Grimwill - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:24:14 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33846
i'm going to use this thread as a journal and post regular updates for as long as i can remember to do it.
Which might be short.
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Samuel Brimmleditch - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 17:18:28 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here she is being a ghost.

She's doing great, everytime i go outside sge comes miauwing and rollibg on her back.


Wanna adopt a poodle by Wesley Shittingbanks - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 00:18:48 EST ID:Of0cFYoP No.33720 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I wanna look into adopting a poodle, talk me out of it
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Oliver Siddleman - Mon, 02 Apr 2018 18:18:12 EST ID:D9cXtEx+ No.33759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33757
>>33758
For some reason it didn't show my post until I reposted it. Why?
nb
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Lydia Sidgeman - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:28:05 EST ID:IxM6UPAD No.33760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33759

the spirits hear our call
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John Cuvingfuck - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:53:43 EST ID:CP/LCzE0 No.33849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33760
bump because i still want dog care advice
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Angus Lightworth - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:21:41 EST ID:Hl+mdWtd No.33853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Decide who's the dad before you get it. When you get a puppy. It needs constant attention. You gotta be home. Think of it like raising a human naby. If you leave a human baby alone for 8 hours a day, you will have horrible behavioural consequences. Please, dont take it lightly. If you can't commit, get a grown up dog. Many owners dont understand just how much emergy it really takes. You gotta put your whole life aside for months.

Do lota of research into bonding, socialization, and how to discipline and reward dogs properly. No slouching around.

Do it right or don't do it at all. That's the most important thing. Please do it right, its worth it.
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Angus Lightworth - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:23:17 EST ID:Hl+mdWtd No.33854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33853
Just to clarify what I mean by dad. Basically every moment you spend with the puppy, you're neurologically inprinting upon it that you are his parent. This is the most crucial phase of the dog's life and if you fuck this part up, it will be very difficult or impossible to fix later.


Fish by Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:10:23 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My best boy died today. He was 17 years old, named him Fish when i was 9.
He was an asshole, a jerk who shat and pissed ans puked on on everything and made smug and angry faces.
I loved him so so much. Smoke a bowl for him /ani/.
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Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:17:05 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I miss him so much already. Sorry if these are sideways, I'm on my phone
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Phineas Hockletick - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 15:28:03 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for your loss OP


Old Timers by Walter Noshbury - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 17:31:04 EST ID:XDmLyxsi No.33594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we get a thread going that features older pets? My cat is 18 and I'm proud of him.
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Samuel Fungerridge - Mon, 07 May 2018 02:00:14 EST ID:Gge8ZwNv No.33800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fatty catty
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Hannah Dartspear - Tue, 08 May 2018 00:25:35 EST ID:/ehUctqm No.33803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33622
Because they're selfless little bastards who want you to find the next dog that needs a loving home.
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Cyril Sullerman - Wed, 09 May 2018 04:21:11 EST ID:07vnP8ov No.33805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33798

My family lost one of our cats for good when my older brother threw a party while our parents were out of town. He let some asshole spend the night on the couch and he left literally every single door in the house open while he drank a pack of beer and kept going back and forth across the street to buy weed off a neighbor. Pissed me off to no end since our cat likely got killed by coyotes since she was a little chubby indoor tabby cat we rescued from an animal abuse shelter years earlier.
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Esther Fobbleham - Fri, 18 May 2018 17:38:06 EST ID:f5CgKqjN No.33819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He wasn't that old, but since the thread's sort of about the buddies we miss, I'd like to introduce you all to Oliver.
He used to work as a therapy / SpEd dog, and I was literally the only person in the whole school who he would misbehave around. It was pretty common for me to be walking outside and suddenly hear him galloping toward me, then look up and see the therapist on the other side of the school. When he played with me, he'd bark and nip and jump around - generally doing all the things that working dogs aren't supposed to do - until some kids walked by, at which point he'd go back to being a good boy. Getting to go see Oliver was a reward for the kids, and getting to come see me was a reward for him.
I just learned last week that he died, and it's been just as rough as when my girls died. Maybe worse, even: he helped me through the painful periods after my girls' deaths, but now I have to deal with this on my own. I loved the silly guy like he was my own.
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Eugene Seblingstud - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 19:04:30 EST ID:X4w8vjWE No.33837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33819
he was probably such a very good boy, ugh I love goldens, by far one of my favorite breeds :(


Wild birds by Henry Cillermick - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 22:05:04 EST ID:YkQAu0aR No.33766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I work at a golf course and came across this Canadian goose in the pond. I thought it’s behavior was strange as it wasn’t startled off and it could barely lift it’s head. It was gone later in the afternoon. Is it injured as I assumed or is this some strange laying behavior?
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Albert Penkinkidge - Thu, 31 May 2018 22:49:14 EST ID:WPiifb5Z No.33827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33824
it's fine now. it just chilled out for a month then flew away one day.
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Jack Clandershaw - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 03:17:30 EST ID:CP/LCzE0 No.33833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I saw a black vulture today. It was pretty chill. Just eating roadkill and looked at me like "what's up? this is my fucking dead squirrel, bike bitch, keep rolling"
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Beatrice Hinkinworth - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 08:45:10 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Saw a turkey and a couple beautiful egrets on the morning walk by the lake. Phone camera sucks dick though. Couldn't even capture the orange color of the sunrise.. It was like putting the picture through a de-beautification filter.
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Esther Crundleson - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 12:32:19 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there's some falcons or something that moved into my apartment complex, which is great because there's finally something to keep the squirrels in check

there's muscovy ducks near my bank
they're assholes
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Eugene Gushstone - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 09:03:04 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33835
Fuck muscovies. Why are they so aggressive?


Giving CBD to Dogs by Albert Dollydock - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 14:32:51 EST ID:D9cXtEx+ No.33697 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a dog breed that's really high-energy, and a bit anxious.
Not insanely anxious, but I feel like treating with CBD would benefit him. He goes to the park or to daycare every day, and he's still energetic.

Has anyone tried giving CBD to their dog? In what quantity?
I've googled around but haven't found great resources, just that some people give their dog Xanax which sounds god-awful.
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91;../ - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 10:27:58 EST ID:zLGcn85U No.33782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33697
youre a fucking idiot and if you do this its wrong and your dog will die anyway. just be good to her/him
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Eugene Fankinludge - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 15:45:29 EST ID:HnV4pLvW No.33785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>It's the crowd that says don't feed a plant extract to your dog but do go to the vet and let him inject morphine/ketamine into his neck instead
I never understand you people. It's like all you want is to feed Big Opiate with every dollar you funnel into the system.
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John Pevingkerk - Sun, 27 May 2018 19:42:22 EST ID:D9cXtEx+ No.33823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here, I’m amazed at how bad the responses to this thread were. Genuinely surprised.
Anyway I give him a light dose of melatonin when he’s being too excitable. Calms him down and he seems less anxious.
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Samuel Crussleway - Tue, 29 May 2018 00:16:36 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33823
I'm guessing you never asked a vet which would have been a very simple solution to your problem. Also you could have easily just googled the answer instead of posting on a slow board and waiting a month for an answer. You may be as dumb as a lot of these responses.
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Albert Penkinkidge - Thu, 31 May 2018 22:48:21 EST ID:WPiifb5Z No.33826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
R U N T H A T D O O D B R O


Termites better learn how to make tools by Jenny Tootshaw - Fri, 11 May 2018 06:59:41 EST ID:tvhEVkNH No.33809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


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