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Spaying my two cats was a shit idea! by Maryanna Graben - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 04:52:46 EST ID:CP4IFboN No.33777 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>everyone told me spaying my male cats is important or they will piss everywhere
>vet said its better for their health
>everyone said they will become more relaxed

>now they are pissing everywhere
>the two are fighting constantly
>the two shitstains broke my PC while fighting
>they are running around like idiots at night, crashing into everything

My whole home stinks like a cat-toilet now
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Charles Sammerbanks - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 01:15:39 EST ID:9TEMj5yG No.33877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LMAO ive been cracking up
Nell Sullyhun - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 01:08:11 EST ID:7lxC8Nkj No.33888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Owning pets is immoral. Animals should either be wild, or livestock. Pets. Shame.

Doris Messledock - Sun, 02 Sep 2018 17:29:56 EST ID:+RaU3olE No.33889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it's ok to kill and eat an animal but not let it grow to a ripe old age because muh (((nature)))
Jack Dannerwutch - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 08:23:52 EST ID:34wO2WTh No.33896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
owning livestock is immoral. yeez nb
Jack Fiblingchurk - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 12:29:46 EST ID:1Yruti2a No.33898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's important to not leave them in for more than 20 seconds. They might turn back into kittens.

how old were they when they got neutered?

The older they are, the higher the risk that hormonal imbalance makes it worse... The risk rises sharply when the cat has reached puberty (again, hormones)... this goes for dogs as well.

have two cats, they running around like idiots when playing by Alf Redons - Thu, 03 May 2018 14:40:46 EST ID:L2z/Q8IF No.33790 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My GF got two young cats (1 year old now).

WHen they are fighting/playing, they run into my computer or get caught in the cables behinf my PC.

They pulled my computer.screen and a speaker down once, because they were too stupid to go another way.

We could already teach them not to play with cables.
But how do I teach them to stay far away from my computer?

What would you do?
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Fanny Fuckingshaw - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 05:11:35 EST ID:bVQ8ow77 No.33871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Never grew up with pets.

>Been in apartment for the past year of college.

>Lease ends p soon.

>Taking out the garbage

>See this adorable little thing.

LOL NIGGAS! I have a cat nao.

My brother is deathly allergic to cats, so I won't be able to bring it with me when I move back in with my parents.

I'll ask around for whoever the owner might be, tomorrow, but for tonight, do I need to worry about this cat shitting anywhere?
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George Sirrymidge - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:40:58 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that dude looks sped in the face like some fas chav
Cornelius Hoppersture - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 02:02:43 EST ID:Gge8ZwNv No.33874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like you have a male cat and a female cat.
George Dummerspear - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 06:27:35 EST ID:UT1oTmaJ No.33875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cats often eat grass to make them puke.

Also don't count on keeping the cat. Some friends of mine took in a ropey old cat for a year, then towards the end of that year the owners who lived next door revealed she was theirs, she was 2, she had kittens she was avoiding caring for and now they were moving and taking the cat these guys had fed for a year.

Cats will adopt anyone who gives them food and attention. Outdoors cats wander and area and you may have just abducted someone's cat. They may be sat around wondering why it didn't come home. Make sure it's not trapped indoors if you found it outdoors. If there's no litter tray it WILL shit and piss and everywhere.

I don't know any dog owners who feed their dogs chocolate and cheese by the way. I feel like you're totally ill prepared to look after a cat and a bit clueless about the whole thing. Its for the best you can't kidnap it and drag it home.
Alice Drebberlodge - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 18:34:19 EST ID:1Yruti2a No.33897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Cats often eat grass to make them puke.
This is not unique to house cats. larger cats and other carnivorous animals do it too (including dogs)
They do it if they have indigestion or if they feel sick... essentially they use it like we would have used ipecac.

I've taken care of many a pet during the years( both cats and dogs), and i've noted that most of the time it's due to the pets not getting a proper, varied diet. Most people feed their pets dry kibble every day, but nutritionally dry kibble (and most commercial pet food, especially big brands) is really, really shit. A lot of pet food include a lot of vegetables, starch or flour, which neither cats or dogs were meant to digest.

I usually fed them fresh meat along with fillers low in fibre and starches or made a separate portion of my dinner (excuding spices and other things they're not meant to have), after a while they would stop seeking out grass.

The dog I grew up with very rarely ate grass (like twice in her lifetime), but my parents also gave her a varied diet... sometimes just canned cat or dog food, other times mixed up with leftovers.

>I don't know any dog owners who feed their dogs chocolate and cheese by the way.
Sadly I know a lot of people that do it, especially elderly people and those that treat pets like babies (which imo is mistreatment in its own right)

Bufo Alverius, the 5meo Dmt Frog by Simon Choffingkerk - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 22:12:08 EST ID:no5eawLv No.33344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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discuss? was thinking of purchasing one for science.
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Frederick Wullyfoot - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:52:11 EST ID:8foqdc4o No.33358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33350 https://youtu.be/WWExkWEUH5U
Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:49:09 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is that the snake I lost? That room looks like the old apartment I lost her in.

Probably not though, the red saddles aren't as vivid.
Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:51:10 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh and I knew the lady who sells the only captive bred sonoran desert toads.

She was rad as fuck. Sold me three for 60 bucks and some weed. Even delivered to Oregon where they are illegal.

Then my retarded once friend touched them with nicotine hands. Straight up killed the toadlets. I hate that kid now he's a faggot.

Her story is that she has a chemistry degree and access to a hormone that is required for them to mate in captivity.

Before you say it's unnatural, well, the eggs have a much higher fertility rate in captivity.
Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:51:58 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The hormone was under lock and key by the government. She had to go through background checks and prove she had the degree.

NB for triple post.
Cyril Grimstock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:11:36 EST ID:KiXqLKoG No.33895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fish by Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:10:23 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My best boy died today. He was 17 years old, named him Fish when i was 9.
He was an asshole, a jerk who shat and pissed ans puked on on everything and made smug and angry faces.
I loved him so so much. Smoke a bowl for him /ani/.
Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:17:05 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I miss him so much already. Sorry if these are sideways, I'm on my phone
Phineas Hockletick - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 15:28:03 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for your loss OP
Eugene Pittdale - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 23:17:48 EST ID:bcQsJx0t No.33879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Very sorry for your loss
Betsy Sottingchet - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 03:32:05 EST ID:qP30tJ+n No.33884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
rip fish :(
Isabella Tootridge - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:20:27 EST ID:41a3OJo/ No.33886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry 😐 feel bad about your loss 😢

Killing mice for snek by Simon Blonnerchack - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:36:21 EST ID:4Dyl33Yi No.33830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup? I gotta ball python and Im tired of giving it arctic mice. Should I get a tazer to kill live petsmart animals or just hook em up to a car battery to save money?

pic related, my snek
Doris Duckspear - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:31:48 EST ID:c3OQaDhf No.33838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about a microwave transformer?
Charlotte Tillingstone - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:57:34 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if your snake has digestive problems I recommend a blender and straw
Nigel Shittingwill - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:10:38 EST ID:dNDOkMfh No.33848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
snakes don't drink from straws dummy
David Handlefield - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 18:48:54 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just let the snake kill them
Phoebe Gommerfig - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 05:10:22 EST ID:4Dyl33Yi No.33890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ball pythons are too huge of pussies to kill live prey

I ended up killing a live rodent. he didnt eat it at first but after freezing n thawing it he ate it.

Wild birds by Henry Cillermick - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 22:05:04 EST ID:YkQAu0aR No.33766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I work at a golf course and came across this Canadian goose in the pond. I thought it’s behavior was strange as it wasn’t startled off and it could barely lift it’s head. It was gone later in the afternoon. Is it injured as I assumed or is this some strange laying behavior?
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Esther Crundleson - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 12:32:19 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there's some falcons or something that moved into my apartment complex, which is great because there's finally something to keep the squirrels in check

there's muscovy ducks near my bank
they're assholes
Eugene Gushstone - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 09:03:04 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck muscovies. Why are they so aggressive?
Hugh Cendlefure - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:12:54 EST ID:QmDWke+8 No.33881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Waterfowl in general are just aggressive as shit.
Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:27:34 EST ID:OgBw7CCu No.33882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Doggo doesn't stand a chance. Swans and geese are fucking monsters in the water.
Hamilton Nanningfadging - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:42:56 EST ID:EhjjK84n No.33885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mallards are pretty chill. Geese are fucking psychos to a bird. Swans can be right monsters, Mr Asbo would turn over people's boats on the river at Cambridge and they had to get the queen's permission to relocate him, his grandson is a vicious bully too. I guess it's all the aggression at being called ugly ducklings as signets.

I was going to post a picture I took of 4 ducklings and their mother. I saw them in July and took 3 pictures but while I clearly remembering seeing 4 and a mother the best picture I have I can see maybe 2 at most. I guess camoflage works well when shit isn't moving. They were cute as hell though, all peeping balls of fluff.

DOGGY KISSES by Natty - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:41:25 EST ID:GxPyuw7q No.33775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I love doggies! If I get naked, smear frosting all over my body in a room full of them... is that considered sex? What are the laws on intimacy with dogs in Philadelphia? Where would it be appropriate to share footage of this?
Fuck Guttingdock - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:11:32 EST ID:whPNM6I4 No.33776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IDK, you should try it and post it on www.philidelpia.com and see what happens. Keep us updated OP!
91;../ - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 10:36:17 EST ID:zLGcn85U No.33783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well its a offer they cant refuse
Rebecca Sungershit - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 19:49:38 EST ID:U9vd1rmV No.33857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got an update for us OP?
Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:29:41 EST ID:OgBw7CCu No.33883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What if you smear Philadelphia all over your body?

Is that legal in Philadelphia?

My dogs sex-drive by Ubersuper Mansoups - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 06:33:28 EST ID:6vItxsUr No.33860 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My dog is horny as fuck and loves to hump our pillows or our legs.

I don't want to mutilate him by amputating his balls, we thought about a option for letting our dog live out his drive in other ways.

I want to buy my Dog a lovedoll or a fleshlight of some sort.
Does this exist?

What do you do if your best friends is horny?
Hannah Bondershaw - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 01:10:57 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
gotta chop the balls
Luber Truber - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 04:01:18 EST ID:wG+qWFJf No.33862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You can buy your Dog a "lovedoll".

Thats what we did,
and we have a way more relaxed dog now!

Only downside is, this kind of thing was way too pricey,
hope you can find a cheaper model!
Caroline Dobberhadge - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:40:10 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33876 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Termites better learn how to make tools by Jenny Tootshaw - Fri, 11 May 2018 06:59:41 EST ID:tvhEVkNH No.33809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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George Sirrymidge - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:16 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33872 Ignore Report Quick Reply

fucking cats by Eugene Sadgefatch - Wed, 02 May 2018 05:05:24 EST ID:2ZN74BK1 No.33787 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our cat disappeared since 2days, she never does this and always stays around 200meters of the house, she is very vocal when she sees or hears us.
It was legit the most fun cat I ever saw or had. I hope she comes back but I don't think it will happen. We had her for 4years only.

Fucking cats always disappearing and shit, i'm sad as fuck.

PIC related, it's.her
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Hugh Shittingford - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:46:35 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Here she is as good as ever
Albert Darrydock - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:56:52 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty cat
Charlotte Grimwill - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:23:07 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bonus Pic from when she was a little baby.
Charlotte Grimwill - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:24:14 EST ID:pqxlB35l No.33847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm going to use this thread as a journal and post regular updates for as long as i can remember to do it.
Which might be short.
Samuel Brimmleditch - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 17:18:28 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here she is being a ghost.

She's doing great, everytime i go outside sge comes miauwing and rollibg on her back.

Wanna adopt a poodle by Wesley Shittingbanks - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 00:18:48 EST ID:Of0cFYoP No.33720 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I wanna look into adopting a poodle, talk me out of it
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Oliver Siddleman - Mon, 02 Apr 2018 18:18:12 EST ID:D9cXtEx+ No.33759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For some reason it didn't show my post until I reposted it. Why?
Lydia Sidgeman - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:28:05 EST ID:IxM6UPAD No.33760 Ignore Report Quick Reply

the spirits hear our call
John Cuvingfuck - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:53:43 EST ID:CP/LCzE0 No.33849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bump because i still want dog care advice
Angus Lightworth - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:21:41 EST ID:Hl+mdWtd No.33853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Decide who's the dad before you get it. When you get a puppy. It needs constant attention. You gotta be home. Think of it like raising a human naby. If you leave a human baby alone for 8 hours a day, you will have horrible behavioural consequences. Please, dont take it lightly. If you can't commit, get a grown up dog. Many owners dont understand just how much emergy it really takes. You gotta put your whole life aside for months.

Do lota of research into bonding, socialization, and how to discipline and reward dogs properly. No slouching around.

Do it right or don't do it at all. That's the most important thing. Please do it right, its worth it.
Angus Lightworth - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:23:17 EST ID:Hl+mdWtd No.33854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just to clarify what I mean by dad. Basically every moment you spend with the puppy, you're neurologically inprinting upon it that you are his parent. This is the most crucial phase of the dog's life and if you fuck this part up, it will be very difficult or impossible to fix later.

Old Timers by Walter Noshbury - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 17:31:04 EST ID:XDmLyxsi No.33594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we get a thread going that features older pets? My cat is 18 and I'm proud of him.
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Samuel Fungerridge - Mon, 07 May 2018 02:00:14 EST ID:Gge8ZwNv No.33800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fatty catty
Hannah Dartspear - Tue, 08 May 2018 00:25:35 EST ID:/ehUctqm No.33803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because they're selfless little bastards who want you to find the next dog that needs a loving home.
Cyril Sullerman - Wed, 09 May 2018 04:21:11 EST ID:07vnP8ov No.33805 Ignore Report Quick Reply

My family lost one of our cats for good when my older brother threw a party while our parents were out of town. He let some asshole spend the night on the couch and he left literally every single door in the house open while he drank a pack of beer and kept going back and forth across the street to buy weed off a neighbor. Pissed me off to no end since our cat likely got killed by coyotes since she was a little chubby indoor tabby cat we rescued from an animal abuse shelter years earlier.
Esther Fobbleham - Fri, 18 May 2018 17:38:06 EST ID:f5CgKqjN No.33819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He wasn't that old, but since the thread's sort of about the buddies we miss, I'd like to introduce you all to Oliver.
He used to work as a therapy / SpEd dog, and I was literally the only person in the whole school who he would misbehave around. It was pretty common for me to be walking outside and suddenly hear him galloping toward me, then look up and see the therapist on the other side of the school. When he played with me, he'd bark and nip and jump around - generally doing all the things that working dogs aren't supposed to do - until some kids walked by, at which point he'd go back to being a good boy. Getting to go see Oliver was a reward for the kids, and getting to come see me was a reward for him.
I just learned last week that he died, and it's been just as rough as when my girls died. Maybe worse, even: he helped me through the painful periods after my girls' deaths, but now I have to deal with this on my own. I loved the silly guy like he was my own.
Eugene Seblingstud - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 19:04:30 EST ID:X4w8vjWE No.33837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
he was probably such a very good boy, ugh I love goldens, by far one of my favorite breeds :(

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