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Deers by Shitting Mundleway - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST ID:xEuxKDy5 No.33104 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
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Barnaby Bicklefick - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:35:12 EST ID:5mA7Ug+C No.33520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They are everywhere where I live, fucking stupid animals. Constantly jumping in front of cars, or standing in the middle of the road when there are cars zooming all around them.

They are cute animals, and in some aspects I really like them, but majestic is a poor word to describe them.
Sidney Blopperwill - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:16:19 EST ID:kLx36Jq2 No.33521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>having to prove oneself physically superior to the deer.
I don't know, that's pretty weird and idealistic. Humans were grouping up on animals and using tools long before ranged weapons. I'm sure there are some cultures where that happens as a rite of passage but I doubt that's every hunt.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 01:00:51 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
live around deer and you see the problem. there's too fucking many of them they're unrestricted so they're everywhere and often in the worst places imagineable, they're extremely stupid and will stand motionless no matter how loud you beep the horn or rev the engine or flash the lights. they'll fuck up your gardens and if you spook 'em while they're in your yard they'll run into goddamn everything.
and then there's shit and rabies and bucks in the spring that suddenly have to act macho and tough in a world that vehicles and sweet old ladies walking in the park exist.
oh and the rabies the goddamn rabies it's hilarious watching deer act drunk and stupid and desperate and scared as they slowly dehydrate to death and makes for a good youtube video but look at all the goddamn rabies and lyme disease that they just casually spread around.

i mean they're adorable and majestic sure no question. they're absolutely retarded and a plague when their population gets outta hand though.
Clara Benningridge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 08:14:10 EST ID:/kEHtsZS No.33527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Show me a cuter deer than this one if you can.
Ebenezer Brigglebutch - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:34:42 EST ID:O6LmAvTd No.33528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kill on sight. Them and rats spread tick borne illnesses. Nasty fuckers tbh.

dave wants to hunt by Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:44:35 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33524 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Look at her. Claws slightly open and raised. She's an arizona bark scorpion so her tail likes to hang out on the side until action. She's in hunting mode even though she's eaten liek 4 crickets this wek.
the internet doesn't have definitive answer on overfeeding. what do you think?
Also i will post some black light dave.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:52:11 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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having a colony of healthy reproducing crickets in a tub in a drawer is interesting. what kind of lives do they live? They're all very healthy and there's enough of 'em to keep reproducing. i wonder if they have vaguely structured lives or groups that they associate with. i wonder what they think about when someone disappears during the occasional flash of blinding dim apartment light. Is there a tiny imperceptible scream issued by the cricket when it's snatched up by the creature? Do the older members of the colony that have escaped my grasp long enough to grow large recall this happening before?
Is dave aware that she is the ultimate end for an entire colony of roughly 40 crickets? A lot die by other causes i can't determine and sometimes i'll just throw a bunch out because they're a little too healthy (gut loading 'em for dave means they eat like one of those meatheads that lives between the pharmacy, whole foods, and the gym) but there's not a whole lot of distance between their dark little drawer and the modest terrarium that is their ultimate final encounter.
i might be high.

Someones kitties need antibiotics! by Martin Gunkinfield - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 05:37:57 EST ID:b2urMHEF No.33454 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey everyone, a guy on halfchan just made a thread about his cats that need some help

I started a gofund me with the minimal value, I don't know how much his appointments will be but anything will help him and his cats!

https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/the future-kitties-need-their-noses-fixd
Hamilton Bunforth - Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:54:31 EST ID:X2sFQPCb No.33456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck off scammer. Reported to gofundme for spamming.
Schepperschop - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:53:42 EST ID:W4DzvtX2 No.33510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cat pretty cat I like a pretty cat
Phyllis Dreffingdale - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 19:20:23 EST ID:Vsv36H97 No.33522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just really like the huge diversity of the reactions to the OP in this thread. With only two posts, y'all pretty much covered the two polar extremes of how someone could react to this.
Barnaby Blytheford - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 00:56:24 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33523 Ignore Report Quick Reply

but like, what if life isnt on a simple 1d axis and its more complex

What's the deal with Goldfish? by Edward Fendlesone - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:02:01 EST ID:7m/mDrzW No.33467 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So it's been a decade or more since I kept pet fish, and lately I've been thinking about getting a goldfish, and in doing so I wanted to get the classic goldfish bowl that every 8 year old kid had next to their bed growing up. Pic related.

But doing research online, there seems to be a lot of passionate, vocal goldfish advocates who would like to see me lynched for even considering putting a goldfish in a bowl. According to these folks, a single goldfish requires a minimum of 30 gallons and that's because my goldfish will grow to be bigger than a hamster and live for 15 years.

Now, if what they're saying is true, fuck it, I won't get a goldfish. But I wanted to make this thread and see if anyone here has some experience with goldfish and can confirm/deny these things. Maybe you can recommend me another small fish I can keep in a bowl that won't live longer than my cat.
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Alice Chemmerdotch - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:45:32 EST ID:GQne35e+ No.33495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah I mean you could pick an animal that shares our atmosphere, at least.
Charlotte Hidgewirk - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 07:30:34 EST ID:xRjZ2mQW No.33511 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Because they're nice to look at. Put it next to my bad and fall asleep watching it instead of a TV.
Molly Mimblestock - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 15:10:24 EST ID:skSGJ+ZZ No.33512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hate these little orange lesbians
Thomas Bummerted - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 20:44:24 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33515 Ignore Report Quick Reply

dog is nice to look at and has potential to be useful in numerous ways, unlike a fish
Hannah Hicklenock - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 18:02:53 EST ID:5Ikh7JvR No.33516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you decide to get a betta, which I have had a few, I would recommend a 10 gallon tank. It sounds like a lot to a beginner but the foot print of the tank is pretty small. Also the smaller amount of water that you have, the harder it is to keep clean. think of it like, less water = higher fish fish waste to water ratio.

with a ten gallon you could also get like 6 neon tetras. In my experience most bettas do well with small tetras if the tetras were introduced to the tank before the betta.

pic is my tank, a 5.5g with a betta and 4 neon tetras

My dog by Fanny Messlefug - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 03:34:06 EST ID:6zJW4SLr No.33471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why does my dog stare at me while I jerk off? Is he a gay???
Doris Mublinglick - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 04:04:49 EST ID:Rn3BeQJj No.33472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's probably wishing he had opposable thumbs.
Fanny Messlefug - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:10:55 EST ID:6zJW4SLr No.33473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To jerk me off? That's p gay
Augustus Sirringwire - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 19:56:04 EST ID:7/0pVVPJ No.33503 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Greatest answer I've ever heard to this question
Phineas Clayhood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:24:16 EST ID:cOjn9fcg No.33509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You...you hear this question often? Do many of your friends stand in front of their dogs and jerk their dicks?

DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGS by David Pummertudge - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 03:10:13 EST ID:o8hQYeS5 No.33423 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is a general dog thread.
Dog pictures, dog training methods, dog stories

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Hamilton Snodhall - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 03:19:37 EST ID:Bm3ARPcG No.33470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Archie Pashsick - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 06:21:31 EST ID:WsmoR8HX No.33487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Martha Chuttingstark - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 05:21:13 EST ID:bAmW5z0j No.33494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> getting a collie who can do their fucking tax returns
I grew up with a collie... Compared to most other breeds, they're the rocket scientists and particle physicists of the dog world.

story time:

The house I lived in back then had a large, paved area at the front of the house. This area was raised about a meter from the sidewalk, and it had a hedge going down one side.

My collie, Penny, would often lie peacefully here and keep an eye on passing traffic and greet shoppers, but some dipshit from my sister's school would pass by every day and throw stones and gravel at her. This would continue for a few months until she decided enough was enough!

One day, my mom noted she had been behaving a bit strangely that afternoon, often keeping close to the hedge. She called me into the shop, and as i came in, I saw her sneak slowly along the hedge and towards the sidewalk. All of a sudden Dipshit kid comes along and she barked him right in the fucking ear.
Dipshit kid fell over, tumbled around a bit and then ran away....

he learned two lessons for life that day: Don't fuck with collies and collies are smart enough to plot revenge schemes and execute them.
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Reuben Bedgehat - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:43:11 EST ID:WsmoR8HX No.33498 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol that barking story is great. i'll share a story an older friend of mine told me about his dog, who passed away a couple of years ago, a very loving and obedient german shepherd. apparently on a daily basis, some kids walking home from high school would taunt and torment this dog, throwing things at it, basically the same as your collie. well one day this german shepherd saw the kids coming, and grabbed a chain-link metal fence gate on wheels with his teeth and shook it so hard the wheels came off their metal tracks, enabling him to escape. he was almost upon the shitter kids when my friend the owner yelled the dogs name and he froze then obediently came back. he then told the kids "if you keep bothering him and he gets out again, next time im gonna let him eat you." and they fearfully agreed and ran off. dog actually broke one of his teeth tearing the wheels off their tracks though, had to have it removed, one of the canines so he only had 3 left, p. sad, but at least he was never tormented again
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:09:31 EST ID:xH5UHasq No.33507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We got two dogs now, but we normally have 3 at a time.
The most recent dog to pass away... miss him so much.
He was a big goofy Rotty, but he had a pretty messed up life from the start
Got parvo, like the rest of his litter and almost died real young, I think it legit messed up his brain a little, he was never the same happy dog.
But my mom nursed him to health and he survived.
Cut to about ten years down the line and he's so unstable as a dog that he's bitten family members pretty badly. So he had to be put into my parents room, and we put curtains up so he couldn't see anyone, but could hear things to feel comforted but not threatened. he lived a good 16 years. Good boy, Czar!

PLEASE HALP by Esther Sugglebit - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 19:41:38 EST ID:WmwtwliB No.33505 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think my cat might have accidentally ingested ~2.5-15mg of cbd in oil form, are there any potentials risks ? It's been an hour and she's completely normal, just strutting around, cleaning herself, no apparent tension or problem.
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:04:35 EST ID:xH5UHasq No.33506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It really should not effect her much at all. She may get frisky, extra lovey, even.
If you start to worry too much, just check her gum coloring if she allows you to, make sure they are pink/pale pink or whatever color they normally are
And make sure her pupils stay the same size, and that she isn't shaking or anything. She'll be fine! One of my cats accidently ate a certain herb once, was quite a lot. I was terrified! But there were no outward changes??? not even in pupil size or behavior.... lol! I would think the cbd would be even better, than something with more THC. You know?

76chan/sp/ get by Cornelius Samblestit - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 11:19:18 EST ID:weND7JOL No.33333 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What should I name him?
Henry Cengercocke - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 14:14:47 EST ID:v3qU+OXF No.33334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
name him wew
George Moggleridge - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 20:09:28 EST ID:icwvqwZb No.33336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Name him three three three three three
Alice Honkinhan - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:44:41 EST ID:nB/SSgGZ No.33337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alice Honkinhan - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:46:29 EST ID:nB/SSgGZ No.33338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or, alternatively, e
Henry Worthingridge - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 20:04:37 EST ID:7/0pVVPJ No.33504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
buck wheat

People trying to domesticate wild animals by Silber Knebel - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 18:18:58 EST ID:dykyeSU6 No.32406 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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my thoughts, EVERY FUCKING TIME I see a documentary or some stories about people keeping wild animals as pets
(like mountain-lions, tigers, bears...):
this is insane!

You know how a normal housecat can cut your hands when playing with you? Just because... dickhead-animal and claws?
Imagine a big cat "playing" with you....

How many people have been killed by their "tamed" animals?
Wasn't there once a women who held an ape as pet and got her face ripped off?

People have even been killed by their pet-deers!
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Fanny Guddlestut - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 00:01:45 EST ID:r+52N8W7 No.33466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

what the fuck do you think i meant by alarm?
Jenny Crecklebitch - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 15:12:49 EST ID:hEIx92PI No.33483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, your picture doesn't work.
Lydia Tillingshaw - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 15:27:56 EST ID:0UMwGV/X No.33500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That macro is A++ satire.
Emma Cumblewill - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 06:37:05 EST ID:SOuRo1oF No.33501 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It was mostly that they didnt compete with us for food, kept granaries clean of vermin, and we systematically killed the really mean ones.
William Shittingforth - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 12:53:44 EST ID:gpvgOCwd No.33502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cats are pretty much unbeatable for vermin control. and dogs are good for herding/alarming/baiting away large predators

Give me more like this; by Lydia Tillingshaw - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 15:24:56 EST ID:0UMwGV/X No.33499 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Man vs Ape Table Tennis;
More vids of primates displaying the coordination skills to do this kinda stuff with humans

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR LARGE (boa) CONSTRICTOR: A THREAD. by Oliver Fenningbadge - Thu, 03 Mar 2016 18:29:00 EST ID:oEnIWN/0 No.32584 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys so I've had some awesome experiences raising this snake. She is really cool so I'm trying to make a really in depth post about how great they are and how you should have one.


Yes. Constrictors are generally pretty chill people if they're raised in captivity and not fed in the same cage they're in. They are large, but that solves many problems about finding the snake. When they're 10 feet long you won't say "where's my snake" but rather "I found my snake" followed by the sentence "She was everywhere". They don't see people as food because of some weird long-standing evolutionary hoobajoop about not evolving to see people as prey and the tendencies of predators not to prey on other predators that are high in the trophic pyramid.


What you gotta feed them are rats and/or mice. When they are big you should always videotape the feeding of live rabbits to the snake so as to horrify everyone and make sure people think you're horrible.

The general rule is that if the snake looks like he's about to choke and that you don't think he/she will swallow it, it's good.


Dude just put the snake down anywhere seriously. She'll go to a dark cozy place when it's light out, and will move about when it's dark out. I've left her in a paper bag near my computer for the last 2 days because it's warm here and she's just staying there.
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Charles Hunkinkidge - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 07:55:05 EST ID:JZ0DMjtO No.33488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>grew two feet

requesting regular snake updates
Phineas Peckleheg - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 16:38:10 EST ID:NPXAW1u2 No.33489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is him now. I tamed him so he doesn't bite me.
Phineas Peckleheg - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 16:40:30 EST ID:NPXAW1u2 No.33490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
except he bit me before a feeding. Little shit got excited. That pic is him right before a shed if you notice the eyes.
Alice Chemmerdotch - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:48:41 EST ID:GQne35e+ No.33496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you take snake on a walk or anything? do you think they're happy living in a bag next to your computer?
Reuben Bedgehat - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:36:04 EST ID:WsmoR8HX No.33497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
poast moar snek

Bones by Basil Brookcocke - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 16:31:09 EST ID:o8hQYeS5 No.33431 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it okay to give raw bones to dogs?
Basil Cherryham - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 05:11:56 EST ID:bEKXWU4e No.33432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think I heard raw bones are okay, but like diseases and stuff.

Cooked bones, at least chicken bones, splinter in the stomach.

You can feed raw chicken to big lizards n shit and they stay gucci.
Martha Chuttingstark - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 04:15:35 EST ID:bAmW5z0j No.33493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no probs, although a few risks
Raw bones are actually a bit safer for dogs than cooked bones, as the cooking makes the bones more brittle and more likely to splinter.

but don't give them bones from birds (chicken, turkey, duck etc) as they are too fragile, and will be chewed to splinters.
Fresh bones will give you a bit of a mess, make sure to supervise and give the bones to your dog in a place that can be easily cleaned, or outside.

Use only larger (major) bones from cows and other large animals (eg. soup bones from the grocery store). Some smaller bones (like outer wing bones) from chicken and other birds can (and should) be ground in a meat grinder and mixed with their food if you want a doggie equivalent of a multivitamin.
Pork/boar bones are more brittle than most, and should never be fed to your dog

Larger bones (especially with sinew and meat on them) give your dog a good equivalent of a good toothbrushing, along with mental stimulation and a workout for the jaw muscles. That means, you can save your money by not buying Dentastix or other doggie tooth hygiene products.

At first, I would provide the dog(s) with a larger bone, in order to see how agressively they eat them. Your dog also might need to be trained to have food taken away from it (completely basic training, I know, but many people don't get this far). Some more agressive dogs are likely to try and break bones and swallow the pieces whole.
If you have multiple dogs, make sure to seaparate them before giving them bones, as they can become very territorial and agressive toward each other...
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