My cat Grimoire kills birds, baby rabbits, turtles, snakes, mice, rats, etc. on a monthly basis. He's a beast.

>>28643

My dog's just not stealthy enough to kill most things. Stupid young groundhogs are easy prey

im bringing my cat to my summer house soon. he tries not to hurt anything but the bugs hes met invariably break. hopefully he wont give the wildlife too much trouble as he treats everything like he does my hand. while he accidentally scratches me now and then drawing blood its the pouncing im most worried about (thats what kills the bugs, theyre fine up until then). anything that cant take a 3kg (non-claw) cat pounce is gonna get hurt.
i think hell be far more afraid of nature than it of him though tbh.

>>28642
A while back when my dog was still a puppy I watched her jump into the air and catch a low flying bird. It was awesome but when I tried to get the bird she started to just swallow it whole. I watched the poor birds eyeball roll down her throat. She's a straight up thug though I would jump in front of a bullet for her. Pic related.

>>28615

>There ain't an animal on god's earth that takes a shit that I can't manually prolapse.

hahahahahaahhaha

>>28657
True, I was trying to imply trickiness when I said brains.

>>28655

>consider that a human could throw itself into the jaws of mr. rex thus avoiding its teeth and using its new location to fatally damage the throat, windpipe or even lungs. if you are really, really good at holding your breath you might even survive. what other animal would think to jump into the jaws of a t-rex to give its life in causing fatal internal damage? thats where the brain (and our psychotic demeanor) come into play.

You're retarded.

Tyrannosaurs have swallowed far bigger animals than humans, with armour plating and spikes... without any problem.

We have proof of that. Dissolved bones in fossilised tyrannosaurus shit.

The idea that an armour-lacking tiny monkey could kill a Tyrannosaurus by just diving in it's mouth is just retarded.

As for that other scenario, CLIMBING ON IT'S SKULL... that's even more retarded.

You know who was a good climber in that era? Dromaeosauridae. Did they ever find proof of any form of dromaeosaurs attacking Tyrannosaurs?

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>>28665

>Did they ever find proof of any form of dromaeosaurs attacking Tyrannosaurs?

Dromaeosaurs wouldn't have any reason to attack a T-rex. They simply lack the nobility of vision and spirit of adventure required for such an endeavor. Not to mention the ridiculous implausibility of such an event being captured in the fossil record, given dromaeosaurs notorious cowardice and that we only have a couple dozen T-rex skeletons to begin with, all of which had to be formed under the bizarre aquatic circumstances that lead to fossilization.

>Tyrannosaurs have swallowed far bigger animals than humans, with armour plating and spikes... without any problem.
>We have proof of that. Dissolved bones in fossilised tyrannosaurus shit.

Preposterous of course. By this claim, I can swallow a live cow. Yes, I eat the bones as any man does. Toughens the jaw.

As a true scholar of human animal combat, I would point out that the real reason that this plan, courageous and manly as it be, would fail, is because a human simply wouldn't fit in the mouth of a T-Rex. Unless you belong to a very tiny race of inferior peoples, the average man of the animal wrestling persuasion is far too tall and robust to avoid crushing at the jaws of the mighty Tyrannosaurus.

>>28665

>Don't compare the Tyrannosaurus to mammal carnivores. Mammal carnivores are pussies compared to Tyrannosaurus. In fact, all mammals are pussies compared to dinosaurs.

Dam straight mane. Fistbump from /dino/

Come to think of it, he's gotta be older than 5. I can't believe it's 2013. Probably between 8-10.

Um, if they aren't fixed they will keep doing that whenever the pit goes into heat. It is there main instinct. And odds are that little dude will get lucky at some point, which should breed some interesting pups. I'd suggest getting at least one, if not both, of them fixed. Which you should do anyways unless you plan on breeding them later, it will make them happier and you're life simpler.

>>28661

We will be getting her spayed as soon as we can afford it because it's part of the fairly strict local laws about pit bulls. We are in debt though. My mom said she head they only go into heat once every six months. Is that true? We'll definitely have her fixed by then. I don't know if she plans to neuter the male but I know she has always been against it in the past.

>>28663
Normally it is about every six months, but it can happen as often as four months apart. Its more how long bitches stay in heat that causes issues, it last about a month. Getting her fixed should solve everything, and considering her age I'd say you are pretty safe as far as unwanted pregancy goes. Won't stop the male humping, but if he has been doing that his whole life he might not stop even if he got fixed.

>>28607
yeah, I hadn't played with her yet that day.

But I've considered doing that actually. Get a feeder mouse. But the mess from the dead mouse will suck to get out of carpet, and if it's isolated to a bathroom it's not much fun for her.

Maybe some feeder crickets at least. Cats can eat them, right?

>>28614
go with any type of bug or fly or creepy crawly. my cat tries to play gently with them but inevitably he pounces and then gets surprised and sad that he broke his friend.

>>28624
she kills the shit out of bugs that get in her path, no mercy.

>>28646
ergo: get more and ones that are harder to catch.
go with flies. just let something go bad outside and lure a few into your house/apartment. cats cant fly (dunno if you noticed) so flying insects provide a longer and more stimulating challenge.

>>28648
I'll probably go with feeder crickets one at a time as a treat to kill to start with. Maybe one of my coworkers has something that eats them and I can just mooch one off him to start with. I don't want to buy a pack of them and find out she doesn't care.

stinky, then dead
was a cool pet tho

>>28620
what was its personality? Mine likes to shit right next to the litter box its kinda fucked up.
How did it die?

>>28625
get an american toad and i'll give a fuck

>>28626

how can you not find the toad? how fucking big is your bed? next time you hear it just lift the bed, pick up the toad and throw it out the window into nature. its not like its going to bite you.

That toad will eat any bugs under your bed.

it's a bro toad

>>28638
agreed, what wrong with having a toad under your bed? also, as i asked before, wtf is your bed like if you cant get a toad out from under it. it honestly strains my imagination.

>>28549
Sounds like a normal cat, 8/10

>>28557
I'll agree with your rating, it gets an 8

>>28535

2/10 would use for boshintang.

Enough of me rating your cats, what do you think of mine?

>>28639

10/10 would bang

>>28609
thats what i would mean by the same word too. lockespindel in swedish. we pretty much only have a few types here but according to wikipedia the family is quite varied http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

>>28603

>can't identify

well, then, good news! you're in the right thread, assuming you have a camera.

>>28576
humans suck. why would i want to be something that sucks?

>>28554
I understand your guyses hippie attitude but any spider in my house I will kill, I cant be arsed to catch and release because Im scared I will goober up and get bitten and get the piss scared out of me.

Plus they can lay eggs and shit and next thing you know your house is infested. I think a spider actually laid eggs in my cousin once

>>28618
spiders couldnt infest your house unless you already had an infestation

>>28551

>Having a phobia for thousands of animals that can't harm you is pretty awesome.

Because the funnel spider and brown recluse are completely harmless

>>28634
Oh shit there's already a spider thread up.

Sorry guys. Just let this thread die.

>>28508
I cannot believe how incredibly adorable those kitties are. Kudos to you OP for being such an awesome owner

>>28514
Most fortunately for Sweatpea, the short hair tabby, the very day we took him in to be de-sexed and micro-chipped, he was quickly adopted by a vet who works there (we foster him). He's with us til' tomorrow because the vet is just visiting from out of town and will take him back then. We'll miss him a great deal.

Thanks for the video. Looks like Gumby will miss him, too.

>>28518
Aw shoot. I'm glad he's found a permanent home, but poor Gumby might get lonely

Oh noes! Gumby seems to have come down with ringworm :( Poor little dude can't ever catch a break..

We took him into the SPCA and they gave us a tablet to give to him in quarters every day for a month. However, because he has long hair, we have to be extra vigilant about hygiene as the fungus (which it is, not a worm) often spreads through fur shedding. We got him a comb to brush frequently which he freakin' loves but I was wondering what kinds of shampoo might be effective for quelling any flaking or itching.

I don't like to think he's suffering at all. Also don't like making him sleep alone in another room.

birds are really smart, evolved from dinosaurs.
there's a dove that hangs out by my window when I smoke weed
I repeat the sounds he makes, and if I don't get it right he sings his song louder.

this is my cat in the window... forgetting to open his other eye..

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

this cat high as HELL

DICKS EVERYWHERE