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Deers by Shitting Mundleway - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST ID:xEuxKDy5 No.33104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
Charles Gungerlone - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:14:43 EST ID:6wNA99HP No.33105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I once saw a decapitated deer on a street in hickville swamps, VA (hometown visiting).

Then I saw a bunch of deer, IN DAYLIGHT eating on the side of the highway.

Occasonally, you can see them in Hollywood. I wouldn't shoot them because I like fish but yeah, damn, other than eating people's weed and crops, deers are alright.
Nell Pozzlesot - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:42:57 EST ID:oKkQOec3 No.33106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh I can imagine how people hunt deer. Why people hunt deer. Because deers have evolved to be hunted. If no animal hunts deer, they just start starving.

You can go visit natural reserves here in the Netherlands, during winter. Watching deer die of hunger because they have no natural predators here in the Netherlands. The strong deer eat all the plants during winter, and the weak deer are just pushed out of the herd to die of hunger.

They should introduce some wolves in natural reserves or some shit.
Cyril Forringham - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 11:37:57 EST ID:pwSz+Y8O No.33107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aww, well I guess hunting them doesn't seem so bad now. I'd much rather have a bullet than to slowly starve.

Guess that's the balance of nature for you, shit's rough.
Shitting Sellerhood - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 11:55:44 EST ID:vndkufVj No.33109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're everywhere where I live, and they're a nuisance to farms. The amount of deer that is allowed to hunt is population control, and it's as good for the herd as it is for the people.
In my mind, you're just a giant pussy if you can't kill something majestic and eat it.
Barnaby Fezzlebury - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 21:34:42 EST ID:96sO5Iat No.33110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>In my mind, you're just a giant pussy if you can't kill something majestic and eat it.

Echoing your Daddy there, tough guy?

It's not hard to kill shit. Lack of empathy isn't a strength no matter how much youre conditioned to beileve so.
Fuck Dimmerditch - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 13:11:30 EST ID:dy+shyNX No.33112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People like hunting them because they are tasty motherfuckers, what else is there to understand?
Priscilla Nickleford - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:40:02 EST ID:vndkufVj No.33113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My dad never hunted.
I went hunting with a friend for the first time in my teens, and it was great to get in touch with nature and the primal nature of man.
Becoming civilized will never negate our primal nature.
Plus, venison is fucking delicious.
Clara Wipperwater - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:56:05 EST ID:FL092vX1 No.33116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, bro. I wanna seperate myself from nature and have my seed evolve into an aliens. Embracing my inner primate is the wrong path.

My kids gonna be in UFOs n shit when our bodies need to adapt and youll be struggling because you'll need animal protein.

Don't even question this.
Lydia Fuckingstone - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 07:49:14 EST ID:oKkQOec3 No.33118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's actually really sad when you think about it. That we humans have to cull deer, because we killed off all the bears and wolves. And lions. Did you guys knew lions used to live all the way up to South-Europe? The Romans made the European, North-African and Middle-Eastern lions extinct.
Oliver Nottingwudge - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 22:46:58 EST ID:yFEasehP No.33127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
deer are like rats around here... if 80% of the meat wouldn't end up wasted, i'd go shoot one. if that makes me soulless, so be it, op.
Fucking Bivingheck - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 03:04:36 EST ID:Kfy1dJgj No.33146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I live in Virginia, op, and deer are a fucking menace. We killed off all the wildcats and wolves in colonial times so there's not much that controls the population except based coyotes moving from the west and cougars seem to be coming back . They strip woods bare so none of them have enough to eat, they're all bones and mange and chronic wasting disease.

You get to see moose, though I've heard moose are pretty dangerous.
Nigel Worthingwill - Wed, 05 Oct 2016 19:42:12 EST ID:f7DyA2Tq No.33151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How the fuck do you live in Alaska and not see any deer in the wild? Have you just not ever left Anchorage or something?
Nathaniel Charrypin - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 13:23:40 EST ID:HD20WcmA No.33174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there are no deer in alaska. we only have caribou and moose.
Shitting Clerrytare - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 19:07:44 EST ID:hy+KJXdL No.33184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are you talking about?
Sidney Sizzlestock - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 04:19:53 EST ID:EDmvMIX4 No.33188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know we're supposed to love all the aminals and whatnot, but holy shit deerts are fucking dumb. Just look at these idiots:

Jarvis Pammlewill - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:27:05 EST ID:vUE44OFZ No.33198 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Aren't caribou and moose types of deer?
Phyllis Shittinggold - Sat, 12 Nov 2016 23:01:02 EST ID:gaxNrZM4 No.33206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This guy gets it. Venison is delicious.
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:23:57 EST ID:xH5UHasq No.33508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Deer meat is the BEST besides Pork
but I getchu
they are pretty cute
They'll fuck your car UP though
William Tootbury - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 01:28:42 EST ID:l9iwKOxU No.33518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>live in suburban s FL
>never see deer

>go to rural WA
>deer are nearly domesticated by the people I live with, pet them and feed them (pic related)
>at night, their eyes glow HORRIBLY when you shine your headlamp on them, spooky like the Beast in Over the Garden Wall
>see a male with antlers at night in this manner

surely this is why they were so respected and revered by the pagans, like forest spirits

as for hunting...well...I believe it's sort of moot in that I think it would be ideal to not have the habitat destruction and domesticated livestock. but still, I see them bounding, and I think, they are in a similar niche to the gazelle. it's not unnatural per se to have an apex predator that keeps them in check. but it's all about a certain sportingness and having to prove oneself physically superior to the deer.
Fucking Follyham - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 02:11:26 EST ID:Ddy4nP8+ No.33519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
in the same way that beavers and guinea pigs are types of rats
Barnaby Bicklefick - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:35:12 EST ID:5mA7Ug+C No.33520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They are everywhere where I live, fucking stupid animals. Constantly jumping in front of cars, or standing in the middle of the road when there are cars zooming all around them.

They are cute animals, and in some aspects I really like them, but majestic is a poor word to describe them.
Sidney Blopperwill - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:16:19 EST ID:kLx36Jq2 No.33521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>having to prove oneself physically superior to the deer.
I don't know, that's pretty weird and idealistic. Humans were grouping up on animals and using tools long before ranged weapons. I'm sure there are some cultures where that happens as a rite of passage but I doubt that's every hunt.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 01:00:51 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
live around deer and you see the problem. there's too fucking many of them they're unrestricted so they're everywhere and often in the worst places imagineable, they're extremely stupid and will stand motionless no matter how loud you beep the horn or rev the engine or flash the lights. they'll fuck up your gardens and if you spook 'em while they're in your yard they'll run into goddamn everything.
and then there's shit and rabies and bucks in the spring that suddenly have to act macho and tough in a world that vehicles and sweet old ladies walking in the park exist.
oh and the rabies the goddamn rabies it's hilarious watching deer act drunk and stupid and desperate and scared as they slowly dehydrate to death and makes for a good youtube video but look at all the goddamn rabies and lyme disease that they just casually spread around.

i mean they're adorable and majestic sure no question. they're absolutely retarded and a plague when their population gets outta hand though.
Clara Benningridge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 08:14:10 EST ID:/kEHtsZS No.33527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Show me a cuter deer than this one if you can.
Ebenezer Brigglebutch - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:34:42 EST ID:O6LmAvTd No.33528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kill on sight. Them and rats spread tick borne illnesses. Nasty fuckers tbh.
Oliver Humbleson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 23:16:15 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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does this count?
Oliver Blythebanks - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 03:02:01 EST ID:xqi2ykdO No.33536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

Dear are neat. They're also made of meat; delicious meat.
Polly Fundergold - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 20:12:31 EST ID:5ye8wov5 No.33550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
These are related to elephants and sea cows. Elephants used to be semi-aquatic like humans (which is why we lack as much hair as other apes). Sea cows are still aquatic. Out of the paenungulata clade, they're the only ones that didn't go underwater.
Martha Fadgedale - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 18:13:29 EST ID:jC2MG5dO No.33555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try having one run in front ur car
Reuben Durringman - Thu, 26 Oct 2017 23:18:07 EST ID:ABt2UMhy No.33560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They taste good.
Sidney Pockfield - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 12:36:51 EST ID:JPb//Vzp No.33569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck deer they always eat my garden unless I spray them with foul smelling shit.
Jenny Soddleket - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 17:56:31 EST ID:8oI1D/rM No.33573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Deer = cute meat and idgaf if it's cute. If there was an animal that looked like a bush baby and when you shoot it in the face fried chicken pops out of its ass I'd take the shot every time.
Hedda Crupperwill - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 05:03:38 EST ID:CK7rNhHx No.33575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Build a fence. Tall one, or they'll jump it. You can get a dog or two, and that'll help, but they can't patrol all the time and deer are sneaky.
Angus Turveystock - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:40:39 EST ID:PGuPPIpT No.33630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are there really coyotes in VA now? I haven't seen any.
Jarvis Bleffingdutch - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:53:28 EST ID:zntnopbZ No.33631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They over populate quick and become a pain on the ass to handle. Also, they make great jerky.
Nigel Lightdock - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 18:00:54 EST ID:rvdTwBAl No.33632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't think you should decide if you can kill something if you've never tasted it. Deer provide venison, rabbits provide good meat, hell I don't understand why the bible thinks fish isn't meat, short of some necessary scarcity diet back then that is no longer relevant.
Alice Brablingpirk - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 04:27:37 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the bible rules are different.
Deer has cloven hoof and chews it's cud, so that's okay like cows, sheep, goat.
Fish have to have both scales and gills to be good to eat.
And of course "dont boil the calf in its mothers milk"
Jack Nickleworth - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 20:40:34 EST ID:YV3hhgYz No.33726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm from the lower 48 and I've seen deer countless times.
I may hunt some day, and if I do I'll be sure to take a clean, fatal shot so the animal doesn't suffer.
Cyril Grimstock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 04:49:33 EST ID:KiXqLKoG No.33892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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