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It's official by Lillian Pemmleridge - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:51:50 EST ID:rHrHUjIU No.33637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dogs are at least twice as smart as cats.


>the journal Frontiers in Neuroanatomy reports that dogs' brains have more than twice as many cortical neurons — the cells linked to thinking, planning and complex behavior — than cats' brains do.

Sidney Biffingnuck - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 21:13:57 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Its Official, some dumb clickbait says it
Lillian Pemmleridge - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 23:35:11 EST ID:rHrHUjIU No.33639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cat person detected

have the link to the actual peer reviewed article with citations then
Hedda Chankinridge - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 23:05:50 EST ID:y7VhEq9M No.33640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
great thread.
Albert Cisslekat - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 04:12:56 EST ID:UNhPXNx+ No.33641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but he didn't agree or disagree, just shit on the source...
Albert Cisslekat - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 04:17:56 EST ID:UNhPXNx+ No.33642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh and also
Because cats have big attentive eyes people always think they're pensitive and wise, but I've always known they were just dense.
"they understand they just choose not to listen"
Yeah sure
Hedda Clibberson - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 04:38:40 EST ID:xwhYlrhh No.33643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dogs can understand a bigger and more meaningful vocabulary than cats can, and some can carry out a given job, but their stereotypical frantic nature can make them seem like simpletons. Cats seem wise and reserved when in reality they are just lazy. Source: I grew up with 16 dogs and 6 cats, currently have 2 cats. Both animals make good pets but they are very different creatures.
Polly Nuffingfoot - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:17:52 EST ID:assPM0Bl No.33644 Ignore Report Quick Reply

actually cats' neurotransmitters fire at a much higher speed than most mammals including humans and dogs which is why we have always been impressed with their agility, reflexes, and hunting prowess. as a trade-off for this intense pace of neural activity cats require more sleep per day than most mammals. they aren't lazy they are just operating at max nervous power all the time so it drains them faster than us.

that being said, of fucking course dogs are smarter, anyone who has spent any time at all around both animals could easily conclude this. cats are barely capable of learning while dogs are capable of learning countless complex tasks, jobs, codes, etc. it's largely due to pack hunting vs. solo hunting. canines had to evolve better communication and cooperation skills while cats just had to be sneaky and agile without as much complex thought
Polly Nuffingfoot - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:18:50 EST ID:assPM0Bl No.33645 Ignore Report Quick Reply

ug, i meant the "action potential" travels at a faster speed in case some nerd comes and corrects me
Ernest Blopperbanks - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:57:43 EST ID:9qhrQhNn No.33646 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Cats are still better to me,

Archie Cavinghood - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 12:58:13 EST ID:ogcVw5N8 No.33647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i would only get a dog based on the preface that it is an intelligent animal capable of loving me. unlike say, a hamster
Charlotte Wammernudge - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 18:08:48 EST ID:zSwogpHV No.33692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i think animals are great and all. i really dote on them, i think of them as little people and try to think of their needs and all that

but imposing a concept like "love" on the behaviour of a lesser animal is just..misguided. At the end of the day they depend on you and feel positive about your companionship and presence. love is a ridiculous assumption that holds no bearing on their emotional spectrum.
Oliver Dussleked - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 18:50:27 EST ID:assPM0Bl No.33693 Ignore Report Quick Reply

why is our hippocampus and amygdala more hippocampus and amygdala than theirs?
Lillian Padgefug - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 11:15:01 EST ID:heMuU2mk No.33714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone that didn't know this already has a lack of experience with one of the two animals.
Shitting Dracklebire - Sun, 25 Feb 2018 23:19:07 EST ID:WvwyawWd No.33715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh hey, don't mind me - I'll just be over here using your car as a nutcracker so I'll have something to garnish all the dogburgers and flatty catties you left out in the street for me.
Jenny Blullypan - Mon, 26 Feb 2018 23:08:36 EST ID:NBqoZ0HP No.33716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Studies say parrots are smarter than dogs (and some monkeys) so the reptilians beat us once more.
Jack Guddlecocke - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 17:40:44 EST ID:yIsH0doL No.33717 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Dogs can join the police force and monkeys are our fellow primates, but new research found that parrots might be the smartest animal of them all. A new study found that African Grey Parrots performed as well as three-year-old children on a mental test.

The test involved hiding pieces of walnut inside one of two containers. "One or both was then shaken and the birds, which are used to the idea of the containers holding treats, used their beak to upend the one with the hidden walnut 70 to 80 percent of the time," according to the Daily Mail.

The high success rate means that the birds were able to link the rattling sound to food -- and even more impressively, understand that when an empty container was shaken, it meant food was in the alternate box.

"Such behaviour has so far been shown only in great apes but not in any other non-human animal," concluded researcher Dr. Christian Schloegl.
Wesley Ficklecocke - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 21:30:33 EST ID:y7VhEq9M No.33723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
looked like a banana witha vagina for a second.

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