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have two cats, they running around like idiots when playing by Alf Redons - Thu, 03 May 2018 14:40:46 EST ID:L2z/Q8IF No.33790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My GF got two young cats (1 year old now).

WHen they are fighting/playing, they run into my computer or get caught in the cables behinf my PC.

They pulled my computer.screen and a speaker down once, because they were too stupid to go another way.

We could already teach them not to play with cables.
But how do I teach them to stay far away from my computer?

What would you do?
Basil Greenfoot - Fri, 04 May 2018 22:50:45 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's not a lot you can do besides train them to recognize the word "no"

Only use it rarely so that it doesn't lose its meaning but any time they go near the computer say "no" in a firm voice.
Ebenezer Pugglehall - Sat, 05 May 2018 11:08:59 EST ID:ZmJjIsZi No.33794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've got a kennel that I put my cats in when they act up and at this point I just have to raise my voice to get them in there.
Lever Lebertran - Thu, 10 May 2018 04:44:26 EST ID:L2z/Q8IF No.33806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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got the same problem with them
walking with their dirty paws around our kitchen-tables when we are asleep.


I would've given away a long time if it wasn't for my GF.

they will still do shit when you are asleep.
Jenny Tootshaw - Fri, 11 May 2018 07:02:11 EST ID:tvhEVkNH No.33810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's looking for bugs.
Martha Hindersad - Tue, 15 May 2018 08:31:06 EST ID:o8hQYeS5 No.33813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
CLean your tables
Mech Warrior - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:30:57 EST ID:Cm8iRgIh No.33820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Our cats used to throw our framed pictures and posters down.

They listened to a "no!", but still caused the same havoc when we weren't at home or asleep.

Gave these shit-head animals away and now have a worry-free life.

Cats and children just suck.
Cyril Dropperforth - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:02:02 EST ID:HecwbEMJ No.33821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leave lemon wedges in the computer.
Isabella Sengerdock - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 05:52:18 EST ID:N3l/oQWl No.33858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHA I feel you, so hard. Snap your fingers or raise your voice and don't let them enjoy themselves near the PC, be chill at all other times and pet / treat them when they're being good (even rough housing in an acceptable way, play with them) they will learn to stay away in your presence.. but like others have said, cats simply avoid punishment in the moment, in your presence. They will likely be driven to return to any forbidden areas out of sheer curiosity and power of will, once you are gone.

From someone whose GF owns two of the shit heads, as well
Graber Riber - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:58:43 EST ID:6vItxsUr No.33859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have two cats, they are throwing our framed pictures, controllers and remotes down when we are asleep.

They never go on the tables or near the TV when we are present,
but at night these fuckheads are ruining our stuff.

Is there something like an electric fence for indoor use?
Voltron Vulva - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 03:45:44 EST ID:o+Xumk/j No.33870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've seen electric mats, but they are waaay to overprized (80.- upwards for a plastic-mat with cables).

Looking for a good solution too,
because my shithead-cats are kicking down my phone and computerscreen regularly when I am not home.

I caught my cat once, eating from my food and threw that little fucker into the running shower.
I think it helped.
Fanny Fuckingshaw - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 05:11:35 EST ID:bVQ8ow77 No.33871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Never grew up with pets.

>Been in apartment for the past year of college.

>Lease ends p soon.

>Taking out the garbage

>See this adorable little thing.

LOL NIGGAS! I have a cat nao.

My brother is deathly allergic to cats, so I won't be able to bring it with me when I move back in with my parents.

I'll ask around for whoever the owner might be, tomorrow, but for tonight, do I need to worry about this cat shitting anywhere?

I fed him ONE can of tuna. Will that be enough to hold him over the night?

Dog owners like to feed their dogs chocolate and cheese even though it's poison for them. Is tuna poison to cats? I saw the cat eating grass outside, I didn't know cats did that.
George Sirrymidge - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:40:58 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that dude looks sped in the face like some fas chav
Cornelius Hoppersture - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 02:02:43 EST ID:Gge8ZwNv No.33874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like you have a male cat and a female cat.
George Dummerspear - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 06:27:35 EST ID:UT1oTmaJ No.33875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cats often eat grass to make them puke.

Also don't count on keeping the cat. Some friends of mine took in a ropey old cat for a year, then towards the end of that year the owners who lived next door revealed she was theirs, she was 2, she had kittens she was avoiding caring for and now they were moving and taking the cat these guys had fed for a year.

Cats will adopt anyone who gives them food and attention. Outdoors cats wander and area and you may have just abducted someone's cat. They may be sat around wondering why it didn't come home. Make sure it's not trapped indoors if you found it outdoors. If there's no litter tray it WILL shit and piss and everywhere.

I don't know any dog owners who feed their dogs chocolate and cheese by the way. I feel like you're totally ill prepared to look after a cat and a bit clueless about the whole thing. Its for the best you can't kidnap it and drag it home.

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