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amidoinitrite by Emma Duckwater - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 16:46:11 EST ID:Kt0e+d7W No.51661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hai guise, i'm opening up a business and i'm in need of a logo. anyone care to lend a hand? the name of the company is doc's botanical solutions, any help is appreciated <3
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B-a-r-t - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:45:39 EST ID:7m3ua2pD No.51662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51661

What's a company?
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David Hezzlefeck - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:23:36 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51661
OP, we arent your patsy's. Go pay a designer to do this for you, its the right thing to do.
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Hannah Duckwater - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 08:36:49 EST ID:hRARIOHO No.51664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah bud i don't do vector graphics but i can half ass a great logo for your stupid ass if you send me 20 bucks on paypal
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David Hezzlefeck - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 10:29:39 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51664

No op, i can do a better job than this guy and ill do it for $15.
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B-a-r-t - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 10:33:32 EST ID:7m3ua2pD No.51666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51665

Don't listen to ^this guy, I WILL do a better job than this guy for $10 and I will make a logo so striking and memorable that your company will be a fast success and you'll make a cool hundred mil, and all I ask is a ten percent return from the profits.
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David Hezzlefeck - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:18:54 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51666

Dont you dare listen to B-A-R-T! Ill do it for $7.50! and ill make it really pretty and cute, ill have like a really cute picture of a doctor bending down to pick up a plant and the plant is an illuminati triangle, where like the plant flower is like the eye in the triangle, everyone knows good logos use triangles.
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B-a-r-t - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:51:26 EST ID:7m3ua2pD No.51668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51667

^Really? That's the best you can come up with?

Tell you what OP, I'll design your logo for free, and I'll make it a plant inside a robot doctor with a rain cloud for a brain watering the plant, and I'll but an inverted triangle with a flower in it in the stalk of the plant to boot, as long as I get 10 percent of the profits. I'll even kill my competitors here in a gas chamber at no cost.
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David Hezzlefeck - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 18:59:22 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51668

You see what you get for free OP?

That isnt a logo, a logo is something simple, its not over complicated and have too much detail, it has just enough to say what your company is about, this is why you should pay me $15 to my paypal and not pay anyone else anything, because i got this dawg.
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B-a-r-t - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 04:13:21 EST ID:Z+T3Xe+w No.51670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51669

Screw you, stop trying to piss on my logo idea, you've never seen it! It is as simple and to the point as it gets. You are a fool!
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Emma Himmlehall - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 05:54:38 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51670

I have seen it! i see it in my minds eye when you explained it! you shat on mine without seeing it mr Bart.

My logo idea is definetly > than your logo idea because im offering to do it for $15 and you're offering to do it for free and you know, you get what you pay for!
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Simon Drobbleman - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 06:24:17 EST ID:Fp09K9P7 No.51672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rectangle with an X inside. It's a pyramid but you can't see it since it's viewed from above.
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B-a-r-t - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 07:16:45 EST ID:Z+T3Xe+w No.51673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51671

Ah, but I'm demanding a ten percent return of the profits, because that's just much faith I have in my logo. I know it will help the company make millions, so much so that I feel confident enough to demand a huge percentage of the profits
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B-a-r-t - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 07:19:53 EST ID:Z+T3Xe+w No.51674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51672

^Get a load of this guy.

I could make a logo twice as good. A square with an C inside would be much better, and Ill put multiple smaller squares going down into the centre/up to the point to make it look waaay cooler than this guy's half-assed design.

Seriously OP, ignore these fools, I'll do your logo for you. You won't regret it.
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Emma Himmlehall - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:22:23 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51674

NO OP STOP LISTENING TO BART AND THIS OTHER SIMON DOBBLEMAN GUY

Seriously, i got you bro and ill only ask for 9% instead of bart's exhorbitant 10%.

I have this idea of doing the word "Doc's Botanitcal Solutions" but each letter is written up with the letter which is written with that letter, so basicaly you form the letter d not by doing straiht lines but by doing the letter d. ya dig?

So, like then, behind the name of your company will be two plants one on left and one on the right and what they do is they like slither through the name and spiral against each other when they reach each other.

See 9% stake and its very simple aesthetic which is easy and recognisible and your employees could wear it on your uniform and it'll look good on lunch boxes and hates and all the other merch you wanna run, it'd be perfect on a letter head AND be perfect on your product.

So like, what do you say? 9% to my pay pal?
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B-a-r-t - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:43:37 EST ID:Z+T3Xe+w No.51676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51675

You worthless, tiny-eared fool.

OP I'll tell you what. I'll take only ONE percent of the profits. That how much faith I have that your business, with the help of my logo, will make not just millions, but BILLIONS. I will be a rich man on a mere 1 percent of the profits, no wait...0.5 percent.

I'll even put the lettering in, the Doc in on the robot, fitting in from one side to the other with the o with a flower in it within the inverted triangle in the middle of the bot. The bot will look simple, but like a medical bot, it'll have one of those sattelite dish things on a headband like doctors sometimes have, the most basic robot design with the raincloud in the head watering the plant within, symbolising inner health and strength your solutions will provide, with many swirling branches reaching out, just like Doc's Botanical solutions will reach out to millions of people for all their herbal remedy needs.

And all I'm asking is ZERO - POINT - FIVE - PERCENT of the total profits.

Wait...O.3. I'm feeling lucky.

So don't listen to these other schmoes. My logo will make your brand instantly recognisable, a household name.
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Emma Himmlehall - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 09:29:25 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51676

OP maybe you should go with bart, i mean, he really wants this contract, he really wants to do this work for you and heck, who knows if your company will even go anywhere anyway? hes expecting millions like hes that guy who spray painted the facebook office, when in reality he'll probably get like $10.

Ive given you two pretty cool ideas which i think are well worth the investment and contract from you. If you choose not to choose me, then you've chosen wrong, you've chosen so wrong that there will be riots in the streets of berkley, jungles of refugees in france, wars in the middle east and kangaroos in australia.

So i ask you this, will you choose wrong? or will you choose right?
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B-a-r-t - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 10:37:31 EST ID:Z+T3Xe+w No.51678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51677

Please kindly stick your ass in your ear.

OP, my logo WILL make your company a huge success. I know what I'm talking about. I designed the Apple logo.

I understand how to sell with an image. So give me the contract. You won't regret it. I understand how to create symbols that speak to the unconscious mind. You'll be settling bottles of fermented bean juice by the thousands within a week. Then after a month you'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

You know the right choice, Emma Himmlehall will only ruin you with a sloppy, unmemorable, flat, generic logo that will turn your botanical solutions into fertiliser abortions.
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Archie Wattingwater - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:20:56 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51678

See what you did Bartholomew? you scared away my ticket to a cool $15. thanks a bunch...
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B-a-r-t - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 14:03:18 EST ID:9P9NuxPn No.51681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51680

We both know I'm the one that's gonna get that big promotion, so...piss off..
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Doris Chuckledack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:56:20 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51681

nuh uh! i had dibs before you anyway.
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B-a-r-t - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 07:24:12 EST ID:9P9NuxPn No.51689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51685

Let's face it, you just don't have the lobes rat-boy.
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Doris Chuckledack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 08:33:53 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51689

rat-boy... coming from you?! pish posh. you're the kind of person who pitches an artwork to a logo design fight.

you aint got the chops bart, you dont got them at all, so stick to your pork pies and whiskey and let the grown ups do the job yeah?
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B-a-r-t - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:16:50 EST ID:9P9NuxPn No.51694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51690

How dare you! I feel I'm very important and special and magic powers will cease you!!!
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Doris Chuckledack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 17:19:06 EST ID:xQLQUxA6 No.51699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51694

>I feel

I agree with your feelings, i think people will remember you throughout the ages. you're going to be as famous as Juan Gris
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Graham Hindersore - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:39:38 EST ID:DfX6fhxQ No.51925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>51661
Youll make it big with this one
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Henry Cledgesatch - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 08:42:47 EST ID:azwYom1T No.51926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>51925
if he were to buy a 420chan banner ad, this would work perfectly


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