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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

To all guests, live viewers, and our Internet family, THANK YOU.
VODs will be edited soon, we are all so tired.
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Another stupid Russian law by John Redcorn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:55:50 EST ID:RtMquehx No.4765387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup b. It's Russian Comrade. Reciently our authorities say that SIM cards should be veryfied in FSB. They could make it a fucking law.And how are you by the way ???
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:27:29 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765420
Since you mention Crimea, how do people feel about that whole thing? I see many Russians seem excited about it, but you say people will deny it? Why do they say that? On behalf of kinship with Ukraine, or something like that?
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John Redcorn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:29:03 EST ID:RtMquehx No.4765428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765422
That goverment and Putin living theirs last years. If you,Westerners, will fight the Putinist corrupt regime and will not cancell your sanctions we have a chance to overthrow them. Strike them as hard as you can !!

I'm OK it's just Russian special prison tea. It's contains a lot of caffeine so it's good for stimulating brains and etc. I'm learnig now. Trying to pass a difficult exam but without any 'additional help' it's complicated.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:32:39 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765428
>If you,Westerners, will fight the Putinist corrupt regime and will not cancell your sanctions we have a chance to overthrow them. Strike them as hard as you can !!

Man I wish you could tell that to American voters.
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John Redcorn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:34:45 EST ID:RtMquehx No.4765433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765427
They think that Crimea is rightfull part of Russia cause of its population ethinc Russians. They thing that referendum was legitimate and there was no Russian troops invading Crimea. The majority thinks so but they can change their minds if there will not be anything to eat in their friges. Russian imperial revanchist propaganda is not allmighty.


Hoocher by Art Smith - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 06:19:33 EST ID:J1B6CV9O No.4758689 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Should I get drunk tonight?
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MatildaWangershit.jar - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:57:10 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4765412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765404
Being alone can be a good thing.
You don't let people down and you can do whatever you like since it doesn't matter.
You can even do things that matter because it doesn't matter.

I wish I was alone. Most of my bonds just weight me down.
People are dumb and under the illusion that I have value and worry when I disappear.
If I was alone I could be anything. Could just pass through the bottom. The bonds and weight keep me bound to the bottom. Tangle of locks that intertwine.

Would you really want people depending on you as you are now?
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:07:39 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765412
It would be lovely if you could just switch back and forth at will. Just BAM! I'm alone and nobody gives a fuck about me. Then BAM! back to having regular connections and relationships and shit
I just wanna Emeril Lagasse that shit. BAM BAM BAM
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Hits Biggington - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:31:49 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4765430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765412
My whole family is dead and sometimes I feel good about not having any social obligations. But everyday I want to kill myself, and I have nobody to talk to. If I died nobody would notice for at least three weeks. It makes me wonder what it's like to actually care about other people.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:34:44 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765430
Do you remember what it was like when you family was alive? Surely you have some good memories of caring about people. I don't know, it's just important to remember that good things have occurred before so that you know it's at least possible for them to occur. So it could eventually happen again.


aagdkfjtirjxn by Navi - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 08:43:32 EST ID:fWAnQvh6 No.4765243 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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does it count as diddling if I have a thing for feet and I lick the dog's paw but leave the rest of it's body untouched
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Grote Reuber - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:48:36 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4765355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765353
n-no
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Beatrice Blackdale - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:26:43 EST ID:OeCTM2nS No.4765399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765354
Being suckled by a she wolf is deferent then sex with animals
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Dong Hyun Kim - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:09:17 EST ID:WP1L+RCi No.4765418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765350. I think the fall of Rome was a lot more complicated the moral degeneration.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:30:39 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765418
there's a great book about it by a guy named gibbons
it is very dry and long like my dick in yo ma's pussy. get it? cause it's dry. cause she ain't turned on. cause i'm raping yo ma. with my long dry dick. not really though I just like to shitpost


I've done the equasions by Ferran Adrià - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:16:04 EST ID:cpnU2BQS No.4765421 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's about 2 out of 10 Women that would be interested in getting to know me on face value and about 1/4 women who would possibly sleep with me after a date. That's not to bad I think.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:25:48 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah but which 2 women tho amirite


Don't tell anyone by Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:50:55 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4765357 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Took the day off work today and I'm not even sick. I don't take much time off from work and wasn't expecting to have today off. I'm torn between wondering the city or catching up on movies. what is a young man in his 20s to do.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:37:17 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765390
depends on context really. though I think only squares would call stims or psychs dope. pretty sure I've heard stoners call weed dope. usually does mean h though. this is a very important post
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Mike Brown - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:43:50 EST ID:MEaeNoyf No.4765407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765382
Yes, yesss, pics pwease.

ESMEGMA JAZZ | Karma coupons for a demanding liver
https://youtu.be/-ivnPLVxXTk
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:46:35 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4765408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lets just expand the slang by coming up with new terms so we don't get confused.
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:25:35 EST ID:f3mBMvTC No.4765425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765408
good weed is now gigglefizz
bad weed is now scratchy sniff

good H is now Inseminous Jones
black tar is now Plumbum


"best thread ever" by GeorgeFinkinnodge.xls - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:05:50 EST ID:PN/7R0Q9 No.4765367 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So where the fuck is it? we bought into they hype, applied for and received the proper permits and licenses, and the "best thread ever" is nowhere to be found.
I'm going to /law/ to see about a class-action.
Also, i kind of thought this monkey looked like Bernie sanders when i was drunk.
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Phoebe Grandstone - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:36:59 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4765381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just another advertising spectacle. Can't believe you mooks fell for it. Hook, line, and sinker. Took the bait. Oldest trick in the book. And you believed it! You fell for it. You couldn't help yourself. You had to believe. You wanted to believe. You wanted to believe. And where did it get you? It got you all the way to Disappointmentville, population: you.

Get real, kid.
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Hits Biggington - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:42:00 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4765385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765381
We could have had something. We could have MADE something. But we've just resigned ourselves to a bleak reality. If we believe something is impossible... it becomes impossible. I guess that's just what we've chosen...
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Karen Gillan - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:23:42 EST ID:1j3eDnlh No.4765398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im not staying up all night for this. Bye.
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MatildaWangershit.jar - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:24:41 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4765424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765367
I still think void-thread was best thread.
Literally nothing to complain about.


We're Sorry by Priscilla Hacklegold - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:06:00 EST ID:8eXzdhT/ No.4765392 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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We're sorry, but the BEST THREAD OF ALL TIME is going to be delayed for 08/21/18, tomorrow. I repeat: the BEST THREAD OF ALL TIME is going to be released tomorrow, not today. We had to tone down the amazingness of the thread. The thread was way too amazing, it was EXTREME. Lot's of well prepared professionals DIED horribly after being exposed to the thread, even though they spent whole weeks meditating and preparing themselves for the occasion. It was horrible, like the dudes' head exploded immediately, it was nasty, it was horrible, there was blood everywhere, it was nasty, just NASTY. It was nasty. God rest their souls.

But don't worry, our employees are very competent and we'll surely be able to make the required changes in time and we'll release the BEST THREAD OF ALL TIME tomorrow, so don't panic. And again, BE PREPARED because it's going to be EXTREME.
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MatildaWangershit.jar - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:14:55 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4765395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765392
TBH death by too good thread would be preferred to surviving the thread.
If I survive the thread no thread after will be good enough since the best one already was. Then I'll have to stop browsing cause it'll only make me lethargic, and then I don't know what I'll do. Actually get out there and talk to people? Pff. If I'm reading the best thread ever I WANT to die. I want it to end at the best part. Die at the bang, not the whimper.

You could at least have done some market evaluation for death vs. survival.
Now I'm not feeling it anymore. Half chub at most. Knowing I won't get the full package.
3/10 for effort final rating.
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Tyquan Dickerson - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:22:28 EST ID:w0roZNWV No.4765397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about you KILL YOURSELF
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Maestro Martino - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:27:54 EST ID:hCNuXjAd No.4765400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765392
Wait, so am i still gii g to get my dogecoin investment escrow on time?
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Miles Edgeworth - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 18:06:09 EST ID:wsm6ODe9 No.4765415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That thread was gonna be my ticket out of here. Now I'm just going to keep dying slowly.


A 420chan Wedding by Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 23:19:11 EST ID:+sVbVhAC No.4758552 Report Reply Quick Reply
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In just under a week, on August 12, myself, Spardot, and a handful of attending admins, mods, users, family, and friends will be congregating in Niagara Falls for a long overdue event.

Spardot and I are getting married!

When I got high on 4/20/2005 and decided to register and set up 420chan as a joke between a bunch of shitposting nerds and miscreants on another, tangentially related IRC channel, let me say, the absolute last thing that would ever come to my mind is "I'm going to hire a moderator and end up convincing her to move from America to Canada and date her for 11 years", but amazingly and hilariously, that's what happened, and over the years she has pushed and encouraged me in so many ways that it's almost impossible to quantify just how much better she has made my life, and if not for this community, we wouldn't have been brought together.

Event, stream etc begins 2PM EST on Sunday. Twitch will be embedded.

Wedding Gift Pool

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Milla Jovovich - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 13:35:04 EST ID:4yyqyDFm No.4765323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4758552
BWH!
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Rose Gray - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 13:49:29 EST ID:hrItshsc No.4765327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dancing to All Star playing at the reception. You're welcome.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingAltruisticDunlinDeIlluminati
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Milla Jovovich - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:09:25 EST ID:4yyqyDFm No.4765336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4758552
IT'S FRIDAY MORNIN'
WHERE DA WEED AT?
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EmmaBlaffingsire.xlt - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:55:03 EST ID:eRi8iki2 No.4765411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>please donate to my wedding
what is this, oprah's facebook page? i come to 420chan to discuss drugs. is there going to be a drugs buffet at the reception? am i invited?


I don't have a boyfriend by Dos Caras - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 23:06:16 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4764713 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I fucking hate this shit. I got stood up for a date last month. He was married and fat, I was way outta his league also fuck that guy. I just wanted to test the waters because I have low self-esteem, so fuck that guy. Straight people and homos in relationships aren't allowed to post in my thread btw. Fuck y'all. Goregrind and Pornogrind forever.
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Mil M‡scaras - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:55:20 EST ID:CSTgtVQQ No.4765359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4764713
Neither do I, doesn’t bother me. I’m not gay.
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Rigby - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:08:16 EST ID:B2EDI63h No.4765370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKXI-kl67ZA

I think a lot of the freakazoids on this chan would have luck talking to people at thrift stores, 2nd hand places. Lots of qt girls who dress in all washed out 90's clothes. Or shy dudes who don't realize how handsome they are.
Cliché maybe? whatever. Don't you young'uns just scroll tinder until you score a looker? Kinda awkward to start convo maybe? Pretty easy in a public setting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8
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Betsy Fettingway - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:09:35 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4765371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dating is like antivirus software. Sure, you'll keep most of them away-- but then someone finds a way to breach your backdoor and render your security utterly pointless. That's all you've gotta do, man. Find an exploitable problem they have, and use it to maximize your dick in their life.
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Richard Attenborough - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:54:51 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4765410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765371
I think that's clever but I'm naive so I don't know what to think


How does 420chan deal with guilt, and also a thread about titties by Easty Beasty - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 16:02:50 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4746385 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I gotta lot of guilt. There are lots of people who are dead now, who I ended things on bad terms with. I never thanked them for some of the things they did. I made them feel bad. Now they are dead. Part of me doesn't care, but part of me feels terrible that they may have died, thinking about me, thinking about how I had thrown them away.

>420chan guilt thread/titty thread
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Dr. Sam Beckett - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 12:48:32 EST ID:pQ4IX3dC No.4765301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765280
I would rather post tits and be a participatory member of the community.
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Hits Biggington - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:39:40 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4765383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765270
not really, you actually are just being a lil bitch, lol
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Grote Reuber - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:40:59 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4765384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765383
I unironically want to make out with her while I seed her ass with my white cock
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Hits Biggington - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:46:28 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4765386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765384
sound pretty hawt dude


SOOOOOOONIC! by Billy Penishands - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 12:31:11 EST ID:SXVVXrBf No.4765293 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your Sonic related materials in this thread pls.
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Mike Brown - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:49:25 EST ID:MEaeNoyf No.4765356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Mike Brown - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:56:10 EST ID:MEaeNoyf No.4765360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Mike Brown - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:10:38 EST ID:MEaeNoyf No.4765373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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via "Freedom Planet Music Swap: Final Dreadnought 4"
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Billy Penishands - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:23:50 EST ID:SXVVXrBf No.4765379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


BESTTHREADCON 2018 by Kurt Wagner - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 16:29:38 EST ID:8eXzdhT/ No.4764978 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The BEST THREAD OF ALL TIME is going to be released in 08/20/2018, ie tomorrow. Yes, the best event in all of human history is going to occur tomorrow, right here. So if you've been planning on killing yourself before tomorrow, delay your suicide, and if you have anything booked for tomorrow, cancel it because this thread, oh boy, it is going to be an spectacle unlike ANYTHING this world has EVER seen. YOU DO NOT DESERVE the thread that is going to be released tomorrow, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED for the thread that is going to be released tomorrow. You NEED to prepare yourself before being exposed to the thread, because if you are exposed to the best thread of all time -- which will be released tomorrow -- with no prior preparation, you will DIE. On the other hand, provided you're prepared, experiening the best thread of all time is going to be the best event in your whole life without doubt. Everything else you've ever done was a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME when compared with experiencing the best thread of all time. Upon spotting the best thread of all time -- again, provided you're prepared -- you're IMMEDIATELY going to have at least 10 orgasms per minute, and the amount of orgasms per minute will only increase depending on how much time you've been experiencing the best thread of all time, and if you've been exposed enough you'll transcend humanity and understand EVERYTHING. So again, prepare yourselves, meditate for at least 10 hours today and you might survive the best thread of all time.
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Brendan Michael Thomas - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:32:11 EST ID:x0FKrPtg No.4765351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765282
I want a translation of this
even a rough one
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Ricky Bobby - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:58:44 EST ID:li968klp No.4765363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765351
"somewhere in a parallel universe..."
the US missile is /tinfoil/ rambling shit like
"russia interferes with the rest of the world as it pleases"
"russia wants to destroy america"
"they'll take away our thanksgiving"
"the russian central bank controls the world"
"russia's reading my texts and waterboarding checnyans"
"russian orthodoxy controls the world, moscow is the center of russian orthodoxy"
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Billy Penishands - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:01:17 EST ID:SXVVXrBf No.4765364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765363

Literally all true except for the last one and the bank one.
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Ricky Bobby - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:07:52 EST ID:li968klp No.4765369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765364
I think it's supposed to be flipping the usual /tinfoil/ shit about the USA, something about "the ruble is just a piece of paper" and the Central Bank of Russia contrast with the FIAT petrodollar and the IMF/World Bank
"american jewry controls the world, new york is the center of american jewry"

There's a bit in there "M-16 is the best machine gun in the world, kalashitkov" which makes me think of the patriotic pedestal they put AKs on over there. So its like wow americans nowadays are almost like us talking about them, I think.


Hot dog by Carrie Fisher - Fri, 17 Aug 2018 09:42:53 EST ID:MmUCZ21R No.4763954 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why has no one set up a hot dog shop? There are hamburger shops(mcdonalds) and pizza shops(pizza hut), but no hot dog shop. I think someone could become rich with this idea.
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Petronella Stubblystitching - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:12:34 EST ID:dxAM4qLS No.4765347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765345
It's spelled gourmet you pleb
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:17:43 EST ID:f3mBMvTC No.4765348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765345
my biggest complaint is the casings. good hot dogs and good sausages often have a casing that's too tough or straight up unchewable. idk if this is because of the casing they use or if they fucked up cooking it but it's a shitty tradeoff, cause ones with high quality/freshly ground meat are really the only ones I can stand.
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:25:59 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4765349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765340

What 1st world country are you living in where a single food franchise doesn't exist?
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Betsy Fettingway - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:05:13 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4765366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4765348

You could always chew the meat into a slurry-like pâté through the casing, then circumcise the casing and sucking that sweet meat to your satisfaction.


post cool pictures i guess by Vladamir Fistputin - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 15:44:08 EST ID:nJ0i97wJ No.4764958 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i wish weed was more like dope, in that i didn't have to fight my inner demons and racing thoughts for like an hour before feeling chill, relaxed and cool.

why i don't just smoke dope instead? that is an excellent question, to which i say,

smoke moar, chill out
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Mil M‡scaras - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 12:01:44 EST ID:CSTgtVQQ No.4765287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765237
Dude why is she spreading her hairy butthole
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Admiral Patrick - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 12:43:15 EST ID:fb70tivq No.4765298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765287
Lmao I don’t even know.
i spent like 5 minutes just staring at that picture analyzing it while both chuckling and being angry at all the shit I was thinking before I was finally able to recollect myself and turn away, no more sure of just what exactly it meant than when I had first glimpsed it
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Sherlock Holmes - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:53:42 EST ID:sJHuRoK5 No.4765343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765287
stop hating on hairy bholes brotha man. hair is natural and nature is beauty stop watching porn, your mind is already suffering its consequences
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Admiral Patrick - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:37:58 EST ID:fb70tivq No.4765352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765343
But the rest is shaved. The picture begs many profoundly important questions


something something Food Filter and Solar Colapse by Tifa Lockheart - Fri, 17 Aug 2018 19:57:03 EST ID:AQymNgyy No.4764218 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I DIDN'T GET TO COMMENT ON THAT ONE THREAD

So I just wanted to say "That TED talk kind of just seemed like the lady hawking her company to the crowd"

Also, the solution to this crisis isn't to produce more food, it's to stop making more fucking people
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Caroline Purrykirk - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 05:10:19 EST ID:1L8XXaI9 No.4764795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4764563
Just try some and im sure you'll notice the difference.
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Charlotte Tillingworth - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 05:14:14 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4764797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4764563
>>4764795

shit guys it's almost like we are talking about agricultural products that vary in quality
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Caroline Purrykirk - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 05:15:22 EST ID:1L8XXaI9 No.4764798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4764797
Fuck that old lady looks like my grandma.
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Neil Strongweed - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:20:20 EST ID:U9D/soU5 No.4765338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Things are getting really bad in this world, especially America. I've started talking to some Russian chick and my hope is she will take me in as a refugee. It's something I've contemplated for years and I'm finally doing it


Failing a drug test on diversion by Abel - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:01:03 EST ID:fvTXuD5d No.4765271 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I fucked up and had a few beers last night while I'm on diversion. Lo and behold, I have to take a piss test today. How fucked am I? I failed my first couple test while the marijuana was still getting out of my system(reason for me for being on diversion in the first place) But other than that I have been clean. I'm also tempted to call my PO and tell her myself I fucked up just for honesty points.



Do you think they will let me off with just a warning or should I start lubing my asshole?
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Dr. Miles Bennell - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:40:56 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4765284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765283
Fuck man I'm sorry that really sucks. Weed is almost legal here in Canada. Godspeed.
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:56:39 EST ID:kwoXfAJa No.4765285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765283
That is weird was it a felony or misdemeanor? I got on the diverson plea as well its just a huge money trap between the lawyer the charges aND court fees. mine was a misdemeanor I was on probation like two or three years ago. I was allowed to drink. I passed all my tests. I got lucky I guess I was a regular smoker. I was sure I was going to fail even after quitting. they only tested me twice and I had it paid off after four months then after a year I was off. One of the worst times of my life. Be strong brother
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Guillaume Tirel - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 13:53:20 EST ID:6mTuUaFL No.4765330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765283
Its been a few years since I was on probation but my understanding is that alcohol tests are only really reliable when you are currently drunk. The ones they have that can supposedly detect up to four days later look for by products of alcohol, and can be set off by hand sanitizer or deodorant. Do some googling butvi think you will be fine, maybe get a tube of germx for your pocket. Let us know how it goes.
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Abel - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:02:31 EST ID:fvTXuD5d No.4765332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4765285
Just a misdemeanor, Is probation less strict?


>>4765330
I hope so, I been pissing all day too so I think that helps. Of course if it comes back as "diluted" I'll still be in trouble.


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