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So... by Dong Hyun Kim - Mon, 23 May 2016 15:20:16 EST ID:M3yriQX0 No.4352737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you literally dropped dead right now, what is the worse thing your family and or friends would find in your room/home?
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Mary Jane - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:06:03 EST ID:N+3RkXST No.4355261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355060

>hidden piss jugs

I once forgot about like, 60 piss bottles under my bed. When they were uncovered by some friends it was utterly amazing.
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Phyllis Hoshbury - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:20:02 EST ID:53EnphFW No.4355267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355261

Why do people do this shit? Are you so debilitatingly depressed that you can't piss in a toilet, or at least dump your piss out before pissing into another bottle?

Don't you start pissing into the 30th bottle and go "holy shit what the fuck am I doing with my life"
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Inky - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:25:55 EST ID:3JYoshZg No.4355272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My girlfriend would clean most of my shit up before anyone else got to it, but she'd be surprised by the 110mg of alprazolam I've got, plus possibly my Internet history. If my family came in and cleaned, all the drugs, considering they think I'm sober right now. Really, I've got very little to hide, which is a nice change from having to hide all my drugs and paraphernalia from everyone.
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Ettore Boiardi - Thu, 26 May 2016 20:10:01 EST ID:K3LLQzl/ No.4355372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Some glittering gold spandex underwear, not too bad. My dad would die a little inside and my mother would probably pray a little harder to Jesus for a couple weeks.


Which one would you rather be? by Stan Smith - Tue, 24 May 2016 17:44:27 EST ID:YtCb/P2l No.4353817 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Be a medical doctor in the shit third world country you originally come from (but with hot asian girls)?

Or being an Engineer in the USA?

They both make the same amount.
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DorisDaddlegold.ram - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:30:48 EST ID:MWy+N/fZ No.4355364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355357
>this is how america used to be when it was great
look how far society has fallen
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Trevor Prangley - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:44:55 EST ID:5BC4UFlD No.4355366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355354
When did your kind start plaguing this site? It seemed like just weeks ago this idiocy had all but disappeared
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Picnicker Eugene - Thu, 26 May 2016 20:01:48 EST ID:MWy+N/fZ No.4355370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355366
i was always here.

what did i say that was so offensive Trevor.
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Thu, 26 May 2016 20:04:43 EST ID:40O+mbZc No.4355371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Engineer...

being a doctor seems like a terrible job


I'mm smash your face when I see you by Franklin Bluth - Thu, 26 May 2016 13:15:18 EST ID:xyaLhDI/ No.4355126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Reminder that if you run botnets, spread malware or cryptlocker you are the scum of the earth and you deserve 10 years+ in prison.

It wouldn't be so bad if it just targeted mega corps with mass cashflow and insurance but you don't do you? You fucking scum.

You literally ruin small hard working business owners and their families.
You are worse than the street robber who takes a wallet, you ruin the structure and income of peoples lives.

I hope there is a hell for scum like you, or that karma brings the fates worse than death on you and your loved ones. YOU FUCKING CANCER.
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Ernest Pandlekock - Thu, 26 May 2016 14:03:11 EST ID:e+oENDMO No.4355153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if u fall for any of those youre too ignorant to use a computer
also hell doesnt exist

grow up
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DorisDaddlegold.ram - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:24:59 EST ID:MWy+N/fZ No.4355362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355147
what about groups that make laws to hurt people (jail them) in order to get personal gain(feeling morally superior)? What should we do to them?
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Volk Han - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:37:41 EST ID:N/bvpuX9 No.4355365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shut up Chris, and send us the ransom.
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François Marin - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:59:11 EST ID:ubftF2UK No.4355369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355147

Touchy feely rehabilitation does work. It's putting people in prison that does not


BUT HOW COME THO, i ask you humbly by Tokey McWeed - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:56:50 EST ID:8ddxJFSY No.4355290 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why do people continue to work for large sums of money? And what do they do with it? Why do they need so much?

When I was living alone I would spend, at the very most, 1,000 dollars a month. I worked at a shitty dollar store, and I had an okay amount of free time. If I were making like 50,000 dollars a year, I would probably do that for like 5 years and then just quit to live off of my savings.

How do people spend so much money? I would personally rather just have a nigh infinite amount of free time.

Also, look at this booty.
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Ludovic Lefebvre - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:59:20 EST ID:QJVyMLeN No.4355345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Depends on your habits. Lots of people need new tech all the time, keepin up with the Joneses type shit. Others like to eat out a lot or go to bars/clubs all the time. Some people spend their money on traveling whenever they can. Most people spend lots of money on drugs.

All of the above for some, if they can afford it. Personally, I'd only be a little more social if I was making that kind of bank. I'd travel more, see shows more often, but I don't need a lot of things and I enjoy cooking and alone time. My lifestyle other than drug habits (lol) is pretty frugal, not merely from necessity, that's just how i do.
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Tokey McWeed - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:04:31 EST ID:8ddxJFSY No.4355349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I guess what I was trying to say was that, if I had a job making a bunch of money, I would just live like a monk until I saved up enough to live like a monk without working

So that I can study and be sad all the time without being interrupted

more booty, dejected booty
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David Tootdock - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:24:58 EST ID:3f8tsYhW No.4355361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have some chromosomal abnormalities and have several serious medical issues. One of which would kill me within 5 days if I didn't have access to my medicine (which was only developed in the last 30 years) and quite a few needles per day. My medical insurance is just over $300 / month and I have to go to doctors often (copays), and get medicines (I get 10-12 Rxs filled a month, some of which are $80 copays). I also have a $12,000 medical device which I got recently that I'm supposed to use but is very cumbersome and uses over $250 / month in supplies to run. Also, I can't eat most normal food because it ages my organs faster, so I buy expensive food. Being born with a serious disease is expensive as FUCK in the USA (much cheaper anywhere else I've found from the internet) because you are a captive market and they can evergreen new drugs / supplies and just discontinue the old ones on account of being "less safe" than the new ones, so no generics.

Also, I'm a daily morphine addict, so add $100-200 a month (and this is VERY cheap, an equivalent oxy habit would literally cost $170-250 a day!). I also seem to injure myself a lot when high on opiates, but I don't have a good price estimate for that.

Also, I like smoking weed. I smoke about a quarter a week / oz a month. $200-350 / month there not including glassware.

Car insurance is just over $3,000 / year. $250-300 / month.

I have 2 engineering degrees (thankfully paid off) and have been an automotive enthusiast since I was like 13. I have a $2,000 sportscar but I spend more than that per year on it in maintenance and mods. I go through a set of tires every 12-15 months, that's $700-1,000 right there. I change my own oil and filter, so that's $70 every 5 months or so. I got a new engine for it a few years back, $3,000. I haven't taken it to trackdays in a while but that used to be another expense. Thankfully I do everything to it myself because I can.

Most people have very large house and car payments, which vary wildly. A lot of people finance these things, which adds up. Many people take over a decade to pay off student loans + interest. Some people go out to dinner / lunch a lot. Going out for a meal for 2 (stay single, folks) every other day adds up, we're talking $600-1,500 a month.

Then there's electricity, water, phone, and energy (my 1200W PS desktop with 3 HD monitors, an amp, a reciever, a powered sub, 2 12" speakers, 2 4" speakers, and 2 tweeters has to use a fair amount of energy).

Then you should be putting a decent amount into retirement planning (you have a 401(k) and Roth IRA, right?). It's also wise to diversify your asset portfolio by making large, conservative investments (I don't though).
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Efrain Escudero - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:59:01 EST ID:40O+mbZc No.4355368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355290

I make $72k a year in salary...thinking I could just do this for 5 years and then live off savings is laughable. After income taxes/social security, I typically end up taking home $52k a year. Say I somehow managed to only have to spend $1,000 a month on living expenses (lol), I could save about $40k a year. After 5 years, I would have $200k saved up, assuming there is no such thing as inflation, and that it is actually possible to live off $1,000 a month, that would last me only 16 years.

I have lived with a job where I only brought home $18k a year before...and it wasn't very pleasant. When you make a decent living, you also buy higher quality things like food, exercise equipment/gym memberships, dental care, etc. So I totally understand why people want to work for large sums of money, ESPECIALLY if they had children.


Fuck with someone by Sala Baker - Wed, 25 May 2016 21:28:09 EST ID:Omq7xgXU No.4354645 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's the best way to fuck with someone if you have their full doxx, family/friends Facebook lists AND their Facebook login information?

Additional info: Some Russian faggot owns me money, managed to get most of it back but not all of it.
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Ken Shamrock - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:04:02 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4355208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355203
Its how babies are made
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:10:51 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355203
When a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they visit xhamster
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Blathers Lavatorius - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:17:08 EST ID:Xal85p2k No.4355355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4354645

>What's the best way to fuck with someone if you have their full doxx, family/friends Facebook lists AND their Facebook login information?

Go to their house with a baseball bat and beat the piss and shit out of them. What? Were you thinking of some pussy shit like posting some kind of embarrasing falsehood on their social media? Don't be a bitch and settle whatever dispute you have with this person like a man, not a bitch
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Clyde Tombaugh - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:58:31 EST ID:RnrU/gki No.4355367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4354784
That poor horse...


WEBM 3: The Progeny PART II - THE PROGENING by CyrilPunningman.xlt - Sat, 21 May 2016 13:15:09 EST ID:7t2mApR7 No.4351339 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Part Deux
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Jan Hendrik Oort - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:02:04 EST ID:57LCjkJM No.4355346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355292

i concur.
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Ludovic Lefebvre - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:03:14 EST ID:QJVyMLeN No.4355347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355344
fucking neato
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Ken Shamrock - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:06:38 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4355351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355344
Is that the ps1 intro
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:20:53 EST ID:Pte024VT No.4355359 Report Quick Reply
>>4355351
Yeah.


Sup guys, 5 yr producer - check my latest/BEST shit by Lil DeVille - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:41:18 EST ID:epuZuI3r No.4355278 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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you'll be impressed, trust me;
i'm not shilling this beat is fucking on point you guys need to hear it. i'm pretty proud;
http://soundcloud.com/intelidope/dfwts
(Dontfuckwiththespider)

i'm on my way to the top
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Franklin Bluth - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:03:44 EST ID:xyaLhDI/ No.4355348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355326
nah it's true, there is no soul in electronic sampling and looping.

Guitar will come back, you can't beat a good rock show.
You look like dorks turning nobs on stage.
It's like dude, just press play and walk into the crowd and stop pretending. Your track is programmed, you don't have to do shit.

It also takes more skill to play a real instrument like guitar.
It's pretty obvious that clicking around in FL Studio or Ableton on MAC and WIndows with other peoples music slices is not a challenge.

You're a glorified studio technician.
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Shad Gaspard - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:05:37 EST ID:UDSsn6UE No.4355350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355326
I've played a real instrument since I was seven, and I still see electronic music as equally valid. I mean, when I went to college, one of the music specializations was technology, so yeah.
>guitar centered music is dead as fuck
This is incorrect, but I know what you mean.

OP, I dislike your music, though I'm not big of the genre in general. Pic is the first page to a piece I wrote. Also, this belongs in /m/ nb
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Shad Gaspard - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:11:19 EST ID:UDSsn6UE No.4355352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355348
>You're a glorified studio technician.
No, he's a composer, and there is nothing wrong with that.
>Guitar will come back
Why does everyone think guitar, one of the most popular instruments in the world, is dead? Harpsichord is dead. Theremin is dead. Guitar is alive and well, and some of the greatest guitarists of all time are alive and performing in 2016.
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:20:01 EST ID:Pte024VT No.4355358 Report Quick Reply
>>4355348
Who fucking cares how much physical skill it takes to play guitar compared to program a song? All that matters is the creativity. I know people who can shred on guitar extremely well but can't come up with their own original songs for shit, and I know electronic musicians who think up the most amazing compositions. Don't be a fucking retard.

And this is coming from someone who plays various "real" instruments as well as performs on electronic instruments. Both require equal amounts of skill.

>Your track is programmed, you don't have to do shit.
You're wrong and don't know what you're talking about. Yes it's possible to do this, but not everyone decides to take the talentless route.

>It's pretty obvious that clicking around in FL Studio or Ableton on MAC and WIndows with other peoples music slices is not a challenge.
Pressing frets and pluckin strings isn't a challenge either. But being able to do it in an interesting way and make it good IS a challenge. It still requires musical creativity. You're a dumbass.


Greentext story time: by Christian Troy - Wed, 25 May 2016 18:29:27 EST ID:j0npLJfW No.4354458 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>white guy, living in STL
>buy pot from group of jolly african-americans in their mid 20s
>all of them are ex-cons on parole
>they ask if I wanna start running and selling coke with them
>insane money for a 16 year old, win for me
>white guy with a clean car, win for them
>every week I drive into the hood to pickup, then drive about 1 hour back to the white suburbs
>help them cut and sell it, mad fucking money
>one day my truck craps out
>we had just called a dealer who was expecting us soon
>there are no cancellations or returns in this business
>if we don't show they'll think we're snitching or some shit
>have to drive one of the jolly african-americans super-shady trap cars, expired plates, illegal tint, "notice me!" paint job
>head nig wants to drive, he knows his car best
>guy is 6'4 270 linebacker Deebo type, also has a black belt
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Ernest Pandlekock - Thu, 26 May 2016 14:39:04 EST ID:e+oENDMO No.4355168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
most refugees post some bullshit to try and fit in here but i salute OP for a cool story
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Jimny Flod - Thu, 26 May 2016 15:11:02 EST ID:qCnml7yR No.4355187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355108
lol fucking Ken M, I forgot about that guy. Dude has mastered the art of trolling
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Carlton Banks - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:36:03 EST ID:cPA/L4RS No.4355233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355123
who uses classic theme, come on. Randy, Princess, or Rainbow if you're rolling
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Guitarist Walter - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:19:02 EST ID:FDUzgIni No.4355356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355123
C'mon son
princess style errrday fuck yo dady


I got a big ol dick by Trevor Prangley - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:23:31 EST ID:5BC4UFlD No.4355222 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got a big ol dick!
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Eugene Denderstock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:05:57 EST ID:fGSYSHdu No.4355298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355297
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Trevor Prangley - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:44:19 EST ID:5BC4UFlD No.4355332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355298
space plans
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Blathers Lavatorius - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:11:27 EST ID:Xal85p2k No.4355353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355222

Oh yeah?

I got a bigger, older dick
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Trevor Prangley - Thu, 26 May 2016 19:28:13 EST ID:5BC4UFlD No.4355363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355353
fuck brent spiner; his father embezzled money


Gucci Mane is free at last by Cedric Semmlemene - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:52:25 EST ID:P6kaea3w No.4355285 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rejoice, my /b/ruddahs! Our Lord and Savior Gucci Mane La Flare has finally been released from the pen. Let us celebrate this joyous occasion!
>Gucci Mane thread
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Eugene Denderstock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:51:16 EST ID:fGSYSHdu No.4355339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355338
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's called "music".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM54ja7p86U
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:53:54 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355339
I meant the webm my mang
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Eugene Denderstock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:56:15 EST ID:fGSYSHdu No.4355341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355340
Honestly, I have such blind allegiance to Trump that I when I heard Gucci Mane supports Trump and I saw you make a seemingly negative comment toward him, I just instinctually attacked you.
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Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:56:15 EST ID:4AqEQmrX No.4355342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355338

You don't speak English or something, idiot?


hey babies by Eugene Denderstock - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:48:01 EST ID:fGSYSHdu No.4355244 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwR86dj4xes

What was the last interaction you had with your mother?

She gave me some winter gloves then gave me a hug and a bottle of http://www.wine.com/v6/Klinker-Brick-Old-Vine-Zinfandel-2013/wine/151602/Detail.aspx and told me to read http://www.cgg.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/Library.sr/CT/BS/k/1693/Miracles-Jesus-Christ-Withering-a-Fig-Tree.htm

I love my ma, she had a tough life, you know.
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Trevor Prangley - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:34:23 EST ID:5BC4UFlD No.4355324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355244
I hope I don't drink myself to death when my mom dies. lol, lol, lol, lol, oh fuck
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:35:06 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355322
One of my various claims to chan fame is that I made the original image this is based on.
The green ball is a cabbage from a cheap animu. It's like 10 years old.
I'm wasting my life.
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Eugene Denderstock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:42:20 EST ID:fGSYSHdu No.4355331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355325 you're a legend, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iw1EnLvm88
this is you man, you
you should feel good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEPneyzuXQ x1337 million times
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:44:38 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355331


On working with women by Betsy Clullerwill - Wed, 25 May 2016 23:30:59 EST ID:XLwGaV2a No.4354791 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I work at a fairly well known privately owned business in a store of about 17 employees. Four of them are men and none of them work my shift. A couple of years ago this black ghetto bitch got hired and has gotten several of her friends hired since then. I am usually always busy doing something. The girls typically stand around and talk about people being the loud ghetto jolly african-americans they are. One in particular has made it her goal to make any new employee not like me. Any new girl she sees me talking to she will let them know how crazy I am or that I am bi polar. I know this because of the the new girls came up to me and told me that she heard I was crazy and I immediately knew who it was. My craziness comes out of frustration of being the only one ever doing anything. Girls need something heavy lifted? They get me. Something is messed up and they need someone to take a gander? Me of course. It drives me insane and not only do I have to deal with job stress but I fucking hate all of my co workers especially the jolly african-americans. These are the worst I've ever worked with.
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Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:13:21 EST ID:4AqEQmrX No.4355302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355055

I am tired of you weeb faggots crapping up threads with your shitty Chinese cartoons.
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Betsy Clullerwill - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:21:55 EST ID:XLwGaV2a No.4355315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355302
if it wasnt for weeb culture then none of the chans would even be a thing.
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:26:37 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355315
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Gerard Kuiper - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:35:43 EST ID:LI0Ry0Lt No.4355327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355321


Good drugs to do alone inside. by Nathaniel Brinkinfotch - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:33:54 EST ID:lOeYP8MZ No.4355232 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Subject says it all. I've been looking for a good drug to take whilst sitting inside by myself (other than weed). I can only really get my hands on MDMA and cocaine and neither are really suitable to do inside by yourself. I occasionally smoke weed but I'm not looking for weed. I just want something I will really enjoy, I've gone off the idea of alcohol too.
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Phyllis Hoshbury - Thu, 26 May 2016 17:15:31 EST ID:53EnphFW No.4355262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355243

Kratom sucks. Doesn't feel the same as a good painkiller.

Do painkillers. Always SLAYER there.
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David Tootdock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:20:00 EST ID:3f8tsYhW No.4355311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't enjoy the physical company of other people and have always felt that highs I have when not by myself are wasted highs.

My DOC is morphine / heroin, but really any drug that you enjoy can be more enjoyable alone (unless you only do drugs to show off, to which I would recommend another hobby, as drugs really can ruin your life). I've abused over 45 different drugs, and while I enjoyed most of them, the only ones I find genuinely enjoyable anymore are opiates, stimulants, and weed. That said, MDMA never worked for me, and I know several professional chemists and have tried chromatograph-checked stuff. Also, cocaine is a fucking joke as far as actual effects, most of what I've witnessed is people "getting high" because they enjoy using drugs over and over again around other people; even a small dose of amphetamine (Adderall) puts $100 of coke to shame.

You sound like a teenager, so I'll recommend raiding your parent's / parents' / guardian's / guardians' medicine cabinet and googling the medicine names until you find an opiate, then google dosage (pls avoid benzos and/or sleeping pills). That said, I did this 8 years ago, just occasionally, and am now physically addicted to heroin, so watch out.

Really, just smoke weed or don't use anything TBH.
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Franklin Bluth - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:23:01 EST ID:xyaLhDI/ No.4355317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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LIFT
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Franklin Bluth - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:25:33 EST ID:xyaLhDI/ No.4355320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTYcHEvRlk


AUTISTIC THREAD by DaiMon Bractor - Thu, 26 May 2016 14:26:41 EST ID:XFa0tuT3 No.4355163 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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where the ass burger boys at

>girlfriends parents come to stay for the weekend
>dad isnt a huge fan of me
>everyones ready to go but i gotta take a dump first
>apartment so theyre pretty much standing outside the bathroom door
>let out a shit but ends up being mostly fart
>quickly tighten up ass cheeks
>trying to shit but cant be sure itll be quiet
>get idea to turn on bath to drown out the sound
>turn it on and does pretty decent job covering it i think
>finish up and go out
>her dad goes "hey man were you taking a shit in the bath tub?"
>mfw
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Franklin Bluth - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:17:17 EST ID:xyaLhDI/ No.4355309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355296
>he fell for the condom meme
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Ken Shamrock - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:23:47 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4355319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355296
She probably repressed that memory
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Jarl Balgruuf - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:44:31 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4355333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355296

Glorious.
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Prince Bubba - Thu, 26 May 2016 18:46:32 EST ID:EffKHA5i No.4355337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>that gif
im literally watching that episode right now.
0215 fyi nb


Seconds OUT by Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:03:56 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355206 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's do away with the second.
I mean, what fucking use is it really?
When have you ever wanted to know how long something took down to the second?

Things we would be rid of after banishing the second;
races - if more than one person ran or drove a lap within the same minute, call it a draw
shitty microwave meals
second hands on watches
confusion between the measurement and the name things that happened after the first thing
nothing of any value

FUCK THE SECOND!
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Call-Me-Kevin - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:11:15 EST ID:tAfcVI31 No.4355214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My penis is now both a yard and a fortnight long! This is true freedom!
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:13:16 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355214
How many penises do you get to the hogshead?
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Emeril Lagasse - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:52:51 EST ID:OnUuqevJ No.4355249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dont give a fuck about shit that isnt right here right now. You are telling me about somekind of stupid relative of yours that died like 24 hours ago? Give me a fucking break.
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:58:21 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355249
What the fuck man


i am art by EmmaFuckingstock.svg - Thu, 26 May 2016 13:46:23 EST ID:YTZPJ/36 No.4355146 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey b heres a drawng i did today it came out pretty gud
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EmmaFuckingstock.svg - Thu, 26 May 2016 15:28:27 EST ID:YTZPJ/36 No.4355194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355177
idk what im looking for is this it
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Rick Moonen - Thu, 26 May 2016 15:36:42 EST ID:RAzsBDgC No.4355196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>hey guys I'm on an anonymous image board but I feel like such a unique snowflake that I just gotta be recognized when I post so I'm avatarfagging as my shitty waifu
nb.
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Nigel Wibblenug - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:15:34 EST ID:ISqT4WPr No.4355217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4355164
Such a strange pose.
What does she think those hands are doing there?
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Alexis Soyer - Thu, 26 May 2016 16:17:04 EST ID:RaAILTOZ No.4355219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4355196
hello welcome to my thread friend


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