>>3159589

> memes existed before the written word faggot

yeh and so have trolls.Englands full of them.we dont call it trolling here though just paki bashing :)

nah jk its called having banter

>scroll down thread
>no bans

Mods gonna mods I guess

>>3159640
why would any one get banned in this thread.where jsut breaking balls

>>3159609
no it's called taking the piss
banter is not trolling lol

I wish I could saw off my butt.

Need more specification on the body parts I'm allowed to take off.

Single finger or whole arm?
Ears ok?

>>3159656
Essentially, just no fingers or toes.

I opt to be shot to death. Less painful, and I won't have to live the rest of my days as a cripple/eunuch. Animals thinking they own me

>>3159681
Ya don scoobed

To an extent, as we all do, I suppose. I guess what is considered "wasting your life" is up for each person to find out for themselves, so what do you think is a waste of one's life?

I think that if you are not enjoying the everyday aspects which constitute your day, and that by the end of the day you have nothing good to look back on, you are probably wasting your life. Therefor I try to act accordingly, and make a conscious effort to do some things that I can feel good about before going to sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkL_fx1qqss

people often ask me what im doing with my life, or just strait up try to tell ME im wasting my life...im not wasting my life ,im doing the best i can in the world we live in today. i dont need to blow thousands of dollars on school to live a fulfilling life. and am def not any less smart than any college fags thats memorised a bunch of history dates or read all the harry potter books because they are thick.

i feel that some people often impose their own idea of a fulfilling life just to make themselves feel better about their decisions and try to put you down so they feel more accomplished..

one thing ive learned is perspective doese change everything, so you have to do what makes YOU happy

Shifts from day to day.

It's useless to make a list of what turns me on.

Anna Paquin
Natalie Portman
Andrej Pejic
Bloom
My sister

none of the women who turn me on are celebrities

Melinda sordino

Nah.

I'm scraight.

i got ya

You look slightly like the dude from The Whitest Kids You Know

>>3159665

If you're not retarded, you should be able to get xp up and running, drivers and all, within two or three hours. Find something better to do with your weekend.

>>3156692
Good: off house arrest in 2 days

Bad: The girl that I stupidly let go once upon a time and have wanted back since that time is finally available again and seems to be into me. But she's got a kid. And she doesn't like the booze or weeds :[

>>3156692

>What is the Best thing that's happened to you recently?

I proposed to my longtime lover and companion. She said Yes too. So fuck yeah.

>What is the Worst thing that's happened to you recently?

Brother decided to announce his own wedding the same week to steal attention,and money, from mine.

>>3159669
Installing the OS is easy enough. However, there's finding and backing up all her shit (please God let the usb or network ports be working) and reinstalling office or whatever other stupid software she depends on.

lets fucking do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=OGDddpQ11AY&feature=endscreen

Attention thread: Beetle Borgs is on Netflix. That is all.

This should be in /del/

I don't have any friends/enemies/dildos :(

>>3159653
:(

Well if it makes you feel any better, I think you're a bit loud overall and you might want to tone it down when we're just hanging out.

Judging by the fact that I've never heard them talk about anyone who wasn't present, I doubt they'd treat me any differently.

Get friends who aren't like gossiping children, OP.

>Fat women disgust me

So?

I hate the personalities of a lot of online lesbians.

Nah they're alright

Hey OP, What's your problem!? We're all equal

I fucking love Tom Boys!

>pic related

Especially fit ones, but dykes for the most part are self righteous cunts. Note i said for the most part, not all of them!

>>3159073
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oncovirus

I've always thought those kind of meds were no good. I've been depressed for 5 years but I still stayed off meds. I'm learning on my own, slowly.

>>3151638

Is this a different thread? Thought I saw this a week ago

>>3159657
No lol, same failed thread with the same fake website.

Technically I bought the car before hand and picked it up when I was fucked up. I had been high for like the last few days and I was like "Shit its the day, whens this going to be over"

>>3159615

> This all lasted about 5 days, during which I bought a new car and drove it around a bunch while all fucked up. I almost rear ended some bikers, hit people etc.

Are you Hunter S Thompson?

I walked into a police station on acid and asked for a drink of water while peaking. They didn't even notice, I'm assuming, because they didn't arrest me. I thought this was odd because I felt like my right foot was still half a block behind me.

>>3159617
How can I walk into a police station on acid? You just remember that you are in control, not drugs. You may be thinking some crazy shit or seeing some crazy shit, but you just put on a slight smile and your sunglasses, and you walk as straight as possible. Using this method, I've blacked out many a time and not even my close friends notice until they try to get me to do something. I'm not good at following directions after a 26er, but I can sure keep my composure and even have sober sounding conversations, I'm told.

Told a blatant lie to heavily armed foreign militants to save someones life.

>>3159496
Simpsons did it.

>>3159392

>>3159469
DAT Valhalla dank be real nice

OP, the pipe is gone because you burned the rune in it.
Everybody knows you don't burn the runes.

>>3159626
Actually you DO pay yourself sometimes.

Very few people make movies (in Hollywood at least) where they fund the whole thing themselves. You invest in movies. Buy share of the production. So, someone like Tom Hanks might put in $2,000,000 out of $100,000,000 total. He then might star and/or direct and get a specific cut for each job he does. That cut might cover shit like a percentage of real box office, etc. So an actor/director/producer type might have 3 ways of getting paid.

Acting salary
Directing salary
Return on investment as a producer

>>3159629
bam

uh, no. Even if you'd get your full money back on your own ticket it would just be breaking even. But seeing the theater doesn't charge exactly what they'd need in order to have the movie screened they're getting their own profitable share thus you loose some change.

Isabella you too high

Reading that made me feel higher

Ok everyone hear me out...!
My significant other has cheated on me and come clean at least twice.
I'm honestly fine with it until she gets mad at me for wanting permission to kiss another person.....
What do?!?!

>>3159592
Do whatever the fuck you want and bear the consequences?

>>3158425
Listen up guys, this dude has had sex with at least 4 different girls in relationships. We got some kind of a badass over here.

Cheated on myself yesterday by not stopping and asking the hippie colored bitch if she need a ride[car and dick]

I've got to do better than this.
I know the flows of time throwing woes
Carpe poonani, fuck a bitch dont jump on it

>>3159535
man what a pretentious way to describe an "album" and its "music videos"

I've always been curious about TCC-tan. Are those pill bottles supposed to be filled with various strains of weed like they often do in MMJ states, or are they just actually just filled with pharmaceuticals which she abuses?

Either way, I'd still love to chill with her were she real...

>>3159558
I alwais wondered is she was Asian or not.

>>3159553
just trying to advertise the tubes, man
no other intentions