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The worst of 2016 so far by Joseph Lockyer - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:30:38 EST ID:0k9eNMdt No.4282204 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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#STOPFARTRAPE
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LillianPammerfuck.com - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:08:50 EST ID:jkWjSgZh No.4282215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282213
This is why women need to be subordinated. When left unsupervised with their own devices, they come up with this shit.
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Nick Tatopoulus - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:13:52 EST ID:e8Dej2Hm No.4282216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282213
you can count the number of people who legitimately believe "fart rape" is a thing on your hands. but it's so outlandish that people want to believe there's more idiots complaining about manfarts just for the entertainment value. Now "manspreading", that actually did get some traction for a while, but at this point, most anyone who believes that men spread their legs as an act of symbolic misogyny gets laughed out of the discussion.

also none of this is 2016. The real worst thing in 2016 so far is that my dog knocked over my favorite mug yesterday. it's not his fault he got scared by lightning and dashed past it, smacking it off the ledge with his tail, but god damn I am annoyed about it. It was such a nice mug.
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Ernest Buffingson - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:39:06 EST ID:Cte3Rge0 No.4282226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282204

"By crying louder the woman is using passive-agressive violence to position herself as dominant, this intimidates the man to subconsciously not release as much tears, and thus the man fearing for his safety doesn't cry as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn comtributes to rape culture and men being opressed."
-Asher Ingle, DUPE leader and teacher
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:40:02 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282226
za warudo


Fighting Dane Cook by Matilda Greenshaw - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:46:47 EST ID:xb2pwAp/ No.4281437 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you think you could beat Dane Cook in a fight?
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Jim Cornette - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:47:03 EST ID:Xpjfhf/P No.4281749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eh. He seems pretty fit so no.
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Amy Finley - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:50:08 EST ID:GHP1CQoW No.4281751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish I could say Yes but I think it would be an even fight. I'm in decent shape, and it all comes down to what drugs I am on when it happens.
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Sidney Hallybudge - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:45:24 EST ID:FxmJwynr No.4282128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know I could
I don't roll at the academy erryday for nothing

I ROLL JOINTS THEN I ROLL TRIANGLES
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Brian Stann - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:34:56 EST ID:3mcVnWNg No.4282225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281437

I don't know, but when I think about beating his face in, it makes me feel all tingly down there.


Is anyone here wealthy by Annie Social - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 01:18:09 EST ID:V8A/awEP No.4280658 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Or are we all poor lower class pieces of shit

Like did anyone even grow up in a middle class family?
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Walter Grimshaw - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:38:23 EST ID:dFpvIGvh No.4282207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Was born middle class parents made 250k a year or so had a farm back east, sold the farm build into our house made it a mini mansion parents split up mom left to become A entrepenuar dad never knowing how to manage money ended up broke I live with my dad in the house he got addicted to heroin and I startef working with my uncle selling drugs I sell weed and pay the bills that way I sell guns to kingpins and make a bit taxing them a lot im pretty knowledgable about firearms im working on opening a gun store taking gun smithing classes I have my salvi friend who sells h help me out a bit his family is tied into a cartel so I'll get coke or meth from them and make a bit off that i also just scripts and sell lean but not as much as the guys in stockton
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Miles O'Brien - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:40:51 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4282209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282207
>sell lean
DATS DATT DRANK
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:29:43 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282209
that pic reminds me of this pic
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Bushwhacker Luke - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:34:34 EST ID:WTaBZXZB No.4282224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282190
>>4282190
>fending for myself
>as it should be

I dont really understand the mentality of the west. Why do they kick out their kids once the reach adulthood, do they hate each other or something?
I can move out if i wanted to but i dont, my parents have an extra room in the house and im using it. I offered to pay the rent for that room but my dad just laughed, patted me on the back, and said to me "mi casa es su casa"
Il move out when i get married. Fuck paying rent


I'm a big boy now by Lord Gwyn - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 14:41:24 EST ID:QvrdzqBq No.4281924 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know where one would post kind of anti-qq material so I guess /b/ will have to do.

I haven't felt anxiety social anxiety for a very long time. At least 6 months. It feels really great.

I broke up with my GF last year and I think I reached the peak of my depression around Christmas. I was extremely depressed then but things have been getting better. The days are getting longer.

I lost 18 kilos of weight last year. I've been going to the gym. I walk for at least an hour every day and it feels great.

I have been involved in student activities.

I went on a single date this month. It didn't lead to anything but it was still nice. I asked another girl out but she said she is not romanticaly interested in me. Then I asked a third one. She asn't answered yet. But if she doesn't want to it's not a big deal. It's just nice to be able to do these kind of things.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:18:17 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I don't know where one would post kind of anti-qq material so I guess /b/ will have to do.

Still /qq/.
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Melissa d'Arabian - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:15:31 EST ID:6A/OfAZk No.4282217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281924
Anybody have any hentai of Tomoko, or know of any sources? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Frank West - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:23:45 EST ID:FkbxOvtL No.4282220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've begun work on a short story collection this year. I m pretty sure that when I get super high, I have been tapping into Stephen King's mind and stealing the low hanging fruit ideas he had kicking around. He has been passing me sage advice and story lines while I stare at a ceiling high as fuck, then I come to and spend 12 hours banging out a 10,000 word short horror masterpiece. When I get my first collection published, I will thank 420chan ad drop some references to us in it.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:27:14 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282217
https://www.google.com/search?q=hentai+of+Tomoko&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8


Thread of Red. by Arthur Eddington - Mon, 25 Jan 2016 04:44:13 EST ID:pdKDHPij No.4272735 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Oh it's on.
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Basil Benningshaw - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:54:33 EST ID:4O1Qgh5d No.4282021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282020
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Dr. Eggman - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:36:49 EST ID:cPA/L4RS No.4282097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4272735
reddy or not
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Dave Taylor - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:43:52 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4282127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4272735
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Bushwhacker Luke - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:16:08 EST ID:WTaBZXZB No.4282219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282127
>be a little kid
>borrow my cousin's bootleg copy
>Having the best time ever
>reach the ending
>get confused and scared
>cry uncontrollably
>hide bootleg copy under the couch


Good negs by Pacman Jones - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:33:52 EST ID:EAfchOrV No.4282096 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yes, like minor insults that PUAs use to induce endearment. We're all bros tryna get laid here right? Like it or not, negging the object of your affection usually works. Especially if you're a dominant (het or homo) guy. Also the perfect neg requires intelligence to think of; it's a fun puzzle to solve. Also also it helps get you laid.

A good one I just thought of:
>wow you really know what your best features are
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Rocket Edwin - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:11:34 EST ID:vjyREdz+ No.4282121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282114

No, it was to my boss. I don't think that's it.
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Sonia Belmont - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:12:26 EST ID:5SzGh8ab No.4282139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282096
>Like it or not, negging the object of your affection usually works.

If the object of your affection has abysmally low self esteem. And even then.
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Betsy Duckspear - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:14:33 EST ID:mtG/AbYo No.4282141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You seem pretty straight for an OP, OP.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:15:45 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does it still work if you're submissive? How do I get somebody to tease me?


Still no replies from jobs i've applied for by Isabella Gannerlotch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 05:59:01 EST ID:Eaz3UQkY No.4281698 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Except for the odd call from agencies I used to get for labouring work (I don't want to do that any more) Ive only ever had about 4 phone calls out of about 500 jobs(maybe more) that Ive applied for online in the last 6 months.
3 where for sales jobs.Looked one up online and people said they had been messed about by them and the other 2 sounded like nigerians who where going to scam me.and the other one was a call company but I was going to be away one week and wouldn't be able to do there training if I got the job.

So what do ? I
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Isabella Gannerlotch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:39:46 EST ID:Eaz3UQkY No.4281850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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THIS IS HOW A LOT OF JOBS LOOK WHEN i TRY TO APPLY FOR THEM

No number and a lot of the time they don't even have their company name
And I think a lot of thee are that way because they are going through agencies,not to sure though.
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MarthaClavingkatch.cgi - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:56:31 EST ID:GNXsxrpd No.4281858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281850
>mature, responsible attitute towards work

Well, that counts you out
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Isabella Gannerlotch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:01:24 EST ID:Eaz3UQkY No.4281861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281858
Why like ? Im currently running an off licence of a weekend.Trusted to handle large amounts of money,go and buy stock and work in the shop.
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HannahDiffingfatch.pl - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:07:15 EST ID:QMI3NRbS No.4282214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281845
you fucking ass, take the goddamn caring assistant job, I'd kill to have any fucking job right now

except McDolan's and grocery bagger


This really wipes my pooper. by Rupert Tacklestock - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:00:50 EST ID:7pNQ3ZfQ No.4282131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does pic related bother anyone else here? Uneven TP rips, I mean. Maybe it's because I'm a folder. Do you crumple or fold your butt accessories? Why?
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Angus Hullerditch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:05:27 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just eat a roll of TP every day so when I poop it cleans my butt as it comes out.
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Miles O'Brien - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:25:30 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4282202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
be a little more careful in the rip and you'll never have this problem
only time i ever make an uneven tear is when hastily grabbing tp while drunk
even while drunk i tend to tear it correctly, but the rate of error is noticeably higher

also, lets get serious here, people. do you use any more than two squares when wiping? if so, explain.
you should know that it would be unnecessary to use more than two, with the sole exception of especially watery diarrhea. diarrhea is a different discussion and is not to be considered a normal bowel movement. if you find yourself having diarrhea more than once a month, consult your physician or dietitian for advice on how to not be an idiot with your diet.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:58:32 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282202
I use as much as I goddamn feel like because I can.
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Reuben Pecklecocke - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:25:19 EST ID:QeaBZ3G5 No.4282221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282142
This, only I follow up with a baby wipe afterward using the same method.


CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING by Devil Masami - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:12:58 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4281774 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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in less than one century, robotic technology will be able to outperform human laborers in every single form of manual labor in both performance and cost efficiency. this will render anyone without more than a half decade of formal college education 100.00% obsolete and unemployable. the majority of the current work force will be unemployed, in other words

explain to the 420chan community why you are not currently training for a job position that will be unreplaceable by a machine. time is running out and you will too soon regret not having trained yourself to intellectually outperform your robotic competitors
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Charlotte Boffingbury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:41:00 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4282124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the government are in-between people layers so they have a head fuzz going on and say its easier to tax at all the way up, so it can be like that, the money is still there, isn't it?
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Ferran Adrià - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:08:51 EST ID:Gevlyqw3 No.4282135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282025
Can't handle da riddum huh.
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:46:17 EST ID:SDoyeJav No.4282161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>the direction of this thread
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Charlotte Boffingbury - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:45:06 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4282210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282161 so then umm.. the robotic plants in the future would be in cheap labor inducive parts of the globe, and thus would add to further distance the wealth of man... hay sounds like this man was a poor guy or something to begin with.


Slashed zeros by William de Sitter - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:27:52 EST ID:0+LMPt1T No.4281738 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone else a part of the slashed zero master race? I started doing it when I was like 7 because I wanted to be different and thought it looked cool, 16 years later here I am. I couldn't even fathom writing your "standard" zero.

Slashed and alternative zeros thread
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:18:54 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282197
What?
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Jonathan Brookins - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:19:09 EST ID:wq3vvuFu No.4282200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did it for awhile to differentiate it, but usually looks a fucked up eight or GD&T symbol that shouldn't be there.

The slashed seven I do to make sure it can't be confused with a poorly done two or even a fucked up one.
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Miles O'Brien - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:32:30 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4282205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282197
i'm already a main character on this chan tho...
so...
nope
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Howard Stern - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:34:16 EST ID:+cCMhxdU No.4282206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i slash 0 to differentiate it from 0, 7 because it looks cool, and Z to differentiate it from 2


Banana Thread by Nathaniel Chirrytire - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:42:39 EST ID:KwIfNGqZ No.4282101 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post everything and anything banana related
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Richard Leblanc - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:24:29 EST ID:p5eolrhh No.4282150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282123
I played that game, I could never beat the final dude tho.
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Ross Pearson - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:29:48 EST ID:y5zO/Q22 No.4282151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282133

Mushroom mushroom
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Elrond - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:23:52 EST ID:UkofIePr No.4282173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking gay thread
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MartinSimmerhood.cbt - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:29:30 EST ID:fgJvUNbg No.4282203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282173
I agree


Fuck it by Enson Inoue - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:20:25 EST ID:dK8Lnjmz No.4282148 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is the poor man's entertainment thread. Entertain a bored broke ass nigga
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AliceSenderkat.css - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:26:55 EST ID:r1AtlbVQ No.4282176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282175
have a nice day!
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Aragorn - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:29:18 EST ID:4JGwiTdJ No.4282177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282176
MAKE ME
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Noah Lessing - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:58:03 EST ID:c9Lw1Vr8 No.4282191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282148
Single play is only cheaper if yo use the three fold method using 3 sheets of paper. But even then you are still using 33% more than a double ply roll where you can use the three fold with 2 sheets and be just as confident in your abilty to not get poo on your fingers.
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Chief Shit - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:59:25 EST ID:kPQK/p0R No.4282192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282191
you missed


pitching a tent by Jim Cornette - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:06:47 EST ID:Xpjfhf/P No.4281771 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ever have morning wood so hard that you woke up physically uncomfortable by how raging your dick was?
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Art Smith - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:10:40 EST ID:r3mmOgPj No.4282119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281801
tsotchke" but it has multiple spellings. it means something small and ornamental, like a keepsake. it's also slang for " woman."
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Dan Miragliotta - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:11:16 EST ID:pcP67wkF No.4282120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281772
What a sexist advertisement. What would they say about this today?
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Wade Widdle - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:35:23 EST ID:C2p6dsHY No.4282187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like every morning if i havent gotten off the night before
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Anthony Bourdain - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:40:11 EST ID:JZjjTYRQ No.4282188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most mornings. Best way to kill it is with a good fuck or convince your partner to give you a hummer.


only image on my phone by Lt. Chu'lak - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:56:00 EST ID:r1AtlbVQ No.4281884 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rquesting emergency bumpwhilehigh
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Ethan Coen - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:06:35 EST ID:CKXr06k2 No.4282115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jonathan Brookins - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:40:59 EST ID:wq3vvuFu No.4282157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Think I wrecked my liver on whiskey last night. Thought I had finally got over drinking. wtf

Also turns out my knife is covered in lighter soot from doing wax knifers. wtf happened last night.

Good thing I got a magic vape pen to make it all better.
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PhoebeDruppercocke.raw - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:42:57 EST ID:qDlqxOTz No.4282158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281884
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Anthony Bourdain - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:34:04 EST ID:JZjjTYRQ No.4282185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Late-night joint.... so fucking high I'll probably go to bed around midnight....


Holy Shit - Accused of Rape by Jadzia Dax - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 00:45:34 EST ID:4PiRs08K No.4278947 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Damn /b/ I just got a call from the cops, saying I'm under investigation for sexual assault. It was some female constable and she says she just wants to talk and get my side of the story, since there are some inconsistencies in the story of the chick who is accusing me. She also said that if there was enough evidence against me that they would have just rolled up and arrested me. In a panic, I agreed to meet with her tomorrow night at the local station to discuss the matter. I do not have funds for a lawyer, and since I'm not under arrest no legal counsel is going to be provided. This is legitimately terrifying, I just got a new government job a few months ago and I don't want this to fuck up my life.

Here's the story:

Two weeks ago I took a girl home from the local dive and it was all good, she even ended up staying the night and I paid for her cab to work in the morning. A couple days later she texted me but I got her name wrong and she seemed a little pissed. We only exchanged a dozen brief messages, and other than that we've had no contact. It seemed like a pretty cookie cutter one night stand. \

My plan is to just go in and say my bit and be totally honest, because I didn't do shit wrong. I'm going to stay calm and composed, but how do I avoid seeming guilty? At the same time I don't want to seem like I'm acting. I'm a pretty confident and charismatic motherfucker but I'm nervous as fuck and I don't want to lose my spaghetti when I'm in there.

Thoughts?
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Mike Dawson - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:50:02 EST ID:0xSKxMga No.4281882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tell us the truth OP
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Faggy Drizzlehall - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:41:07 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4282076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281882

Shut the hell up, anything he says can and will be used against him in a court of *chans.
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Carl Seyfert - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:57:03 EST ID:/TNLcW38 No.4282180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
all these guys posting not to talk to cops... maybe if you didnt act with such inherent mistrust and resentment of police you would have much more positive experiences dealing with them. oh, but your friend of a friend got BUSTED with weed so FUCK THE POLICE right? very childish
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Nathaniel Chirrytire - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:21:45 EST ID:KwIfNGqZ No.4282182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4278949
Cops do call you. What fantasy world do you live in


Chapstick by Dan Miragliotta - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:23:07 EST ID:KEGwtsff No.4281869 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is original Chapstick (black label), "flavored" with bitters? As someone who just took a shot of bitters, my mouth is now a lip balm factory.

Tell me I'm not losing my mind.
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Charlotte Boffingbury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:31:32 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4282152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282137 I know, I use it when its cold as well.
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Angus Hullerditch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:09:14 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282137
I use these sticks of vitamin E. They're just tocopherol and nothing else.
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Aragorn - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:24:43 EST ID:4JGwiTdJ No.4282174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282137
seminal fluids are rich in vitamins and protective nutrients.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:45:20 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282174
but if you get it in your eye it stings


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