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My Name by Joe Silva - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:23:59 EST ID:GhZHHavB No.4025120 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My parents gave me a name and I hate it.
420chan gives me names and I hate some of them.

I am tired of being judged by other's standards.
From now on, you will all call me Ajax.
Fuck yeah, I am Ajax.
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Teacher Nicholas - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:24:40 EST ID:sGLLk1km No.4025121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry, Joe. You'll always be Joe to me.
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:25:26 EST ID:8hAZ1CKv No.4025122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Joe blows
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EdwardChabblelut.cfml - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:32:48 EST ID:qVPzHoxD No.4025123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I dunno why you wanna be called named after a cleaning solvent but its no skin off my back.


god damn diseases and shit by Dr. Mario - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 23:17:44 EST ID:o/i+GxpD No.4024893 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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fuckin A, I apparently got chlamydia from this bitch I fucked a few months ago. Worst part is I insisted on not fucking her that night because we had no condoms, but I was drunk and I gave in. The next 7 days on this antibiotic are gonna be annoying, I can already feel my stomach churning.

What kind of diseases or ailments have you been affected by /b/? did you get to do any cool drugs because of it?

pic semi related
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Chris Leben - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:00:14 EST ID:B3XORfB5 No.4025090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024893
Man I had 7 or 9 (forget) fucking kidney stones. I'm gonna put them in a fish tank with gold fish one day and watch those fuckers suckle on my stones like a baby calf.
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Ninja Boy Cyril - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:11:57 EST ID:6BtclwnR No.4025094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024893
I got an ear infection that ended up spreading to my eyes and there were secondary infections which were resistant to common antiobiotics and green slime came out my ears. No cool drugs though. Just the "special" antiobiotics. They tried the normal stuff but after 3 weeks of doctor's visits and them looking increasingly sorry for me every visit they gave me the good shit and it cleared up in a week. Was on ibruprofen and paracetamol for the pain, not recommended in the long run and inbruprofen physically exhausts me (I sleep 10 hours but don't wake feeling refreshed and after a few days I get the usual stress exhaustion stuff, cold symptoms, canker cores etc which go as soon as I stop taking it), but it beat being in pain.
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DaiMon Bok - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:07:32 EST ID:SDoyeJav No.4025116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This one time I had a root canal that went horribly wrong and it caused a massive infection that almost killed me. They did give me tylenol-3s for the pain so at least I got cool drugs out of it.
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Cornelius Mettinglock - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:20:07 EST ID:NmNz9OF/ No.4025119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Something I'm very ashamed of, Hep.C from being an IV user with dirty needles
Didn't get to do any cool drugs because of it..rather they were the cause of it..


Celebs general by Dan - Thu, 26 Mar 2015 22:38:52 EST ID:et8w7HXy No.4023830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Which ones you like which ones you don't like which ones you want to duck which ones you don't want to fuck
Careers, decisions, dumbassery just a general discussion
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Bernard-Ferdinand Lyot - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:00:05 EST ID:iZ9NIat2 No.4025022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024826
Rumour has it that they were made a mod and now they're too cool to entertain us plebs.
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Marc Forgione - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:04:44 EST ID:bK3GQoXl No.4025115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024774
After all these years. I'm always watching. Waiting. Just looking for the opportunity to post Lights.
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EdwardChabblelut.cfml - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:11:05 EST ID:qVPzHoxD No.4025117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025115
Give it up, she will never carry your hipster hellspawn
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EdwardChabblelut.cfml - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 10:12:56 EST ID:qVPzHoxD No.4025118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025117
Unless of course thats actually you. Wouldn't put it past a tremendous fag like you.


feeling bad, want to hear from outlanders by Richard Leblanc - Thu, 26 Mar 2015 00:10:56 EST ID:kFrFBQr2 No.4022974 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are you "off"? Like irrepairably weird? Maybe you cover in daily life but your real You is not comfortable in this world?

I would just like your thoughts, even though it'll mostly be teenage stoner shit.
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Juste Belmont - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:47:45 EST ID:3ir0DgLK No.4025054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025052
replace the he with i in the first sentence.
then it will make sense.
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:03:23 EST ID:VZ5On+HF No.4025091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025052
deep down you know what he said.. he said "i have... the weirdest boner... right now.."
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Rose Gray - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 08:30:23 EST ID:V640AVaz No.4025106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025052
I think he passed his soul into you and is slowly taking over your mind, bro.

Around old folks, never rolox.
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Blaze the Cat - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:49:53 EST ID:Vv1boU4v No.4025114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm from Germany, living in a suburban place and I find everything grey, conservative, sad, hopeless. Society here is all being pushy, ignorant, unfriendly and everything that falls out of the conventional gets a lot hate or at least mistrust from people.
At least that's my perspective. I feel like there is not much good air to breathe around here and I feel very uncomfortable since I was like 13.
Always been 'that guy', the weird kid at school, received a lot of bullying and that left a lot of scars. There was like a phase of positivity between the age of 18 and 20, but family gave me shit, society gave me a LOT of shit when I felt like I could finally grow. Now there is like a concrete block with "impending doom" written on it constantly hanging over my head since I fell into opiate dependency and law enforcement is after my ass too, got kicked out from university, got no job, am about to lose my health insurance, have to care for my 91 year old grandmother, have to move out of my home and I just see no future or hope at all.
Fuck, compared to the problems of the third world this makes me look like a whiny bitch, but I can't help it. At least it's a small relief to get that shit off my chest.


Sandwich Souls by Boarder Frederick - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:39:29 EST ID:sYUd6bwW No.4025047 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is your spirit sandwich?

I'm thinking a reuben for myself.
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:05:08 EST ID:XvKGifJK No.4025092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Chris Leben - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:07:31 EST ID:B3XORfB5 No.4025093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025047
avo & chili on rye right now but it changes all the time because I change all the time.
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Rancher Cyril - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 08:09:01 EST ID:iqK7gd0h No.4025105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025092

Ew. I feel bad for niggas without Publix subs
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PhineasPugglepog.gz - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:48:34 EST ID:rwP8qcQz No.4025113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My spirit sandwich is a greasy hamburger.
I don't enjoy them, but a lot of unhealthy people do.
Exactly like my spirit.
>>4025105
I hope Publix isn't the best place you've ever gotten a sub from.


How are things going for you by William Lassell - Wed, 25 Mar 2015 20:06:55 EST ID:B4a5q/jE No.4022688 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Look back on the last 5 years of your life. What went on in each year. Do you think you are better or worse in life right now, were you going up or down.
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Dolores Haze - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:57:27 EST ID:6t/HQh8R No.4025102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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19 - Started smoking weed and eating acid after a lifetime of depression
20 - Moved out on my own with a couple friends. Had a lot of fun that year getting some life experiences I never got to have in high school because of depression
21 - Accepted I was gay which is where all my problems in the past came from. Also, moar partying
22 - All this drinking and drugs is killing me I need to stop and start getting my life back on track. I've been getting high and going to music festivals the last 3 years. Tried a couple things, nothing was really working
23 - Started making some decent money finally $500 each week. I'm saving up right now so I can move out west later this year

I turn 24 in less than a month now. I feel like I'm starting to become an adult or something. Life is actually going well for me now and I feel good about the future for the first time in my life. We can all make it brahs.

Sparking my last bowl for you /b/
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Spot - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:29:51 EST ID:yg0P3aVd No.4025110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025102
>19
>lifetime of depression
More like you finally got through puberty.
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Edward Fuckletack - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:31:54 EST ID:hqt9+7sb No.4025111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025110
What does it mean to be called a "mark?"
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Spot - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:37:17 EST ID:yg0P3aVd No.4025112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025111
https://youtu.be/xM9dUFzN-bA?t=4m30s


bad jokes by Valentina Smegtooth - Tue, 24 Mar 2015 21:20:41 EST ID:jYmwhRf4 No.4021724 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just look for the worstest of them
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Dolores Haze - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:43:03 EST ID:6t/HQh8R No.4025098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024985
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Mot - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:27 EST ID:GHP1CQoW No.4025099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So say you help a friend move, that doesn't make you a mover, right? Or say you bag your own grocieries one time, that doesn't make you a bagger, does it? So say you suck just one cock....
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Dolores Haze - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 08:08:27 EST ID:6t/HQh8R No.4025104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your mother is so shallow she probably thinks this quip is about her
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Edward Fuckletack - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:25:06 EST ID:hqt9+7sb No.4025109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025104
Yo' momma so dumb she bought tickets to see XBox Live.


International cleavage day by Robert Dicke - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 15:32:02 EST ID:8sA68M5G No.4024419 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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WOOO EVERYONE, LET'S CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY
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Chris Leben - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:23:11 EST ID:B3XORfB5 No.4025084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you should of seen what I seen today. It was an asian lady with a push-up bra that was pushing around her new born. Rather than the typical step = sway of the tits those milk bags were almost vibrating at around 6 or so sways in harmony with each step. It was really something to behold.
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Edward Fuckletack - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:28 EST ID:hqt9+7sb No.4025100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024419
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Pablo Garza - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:56:52 EST ID:Ps5Qlv6P No.4025101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025071
cos spardo is a lezzy
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James Dackleline - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:59:33 EST ID:j+qBV2o8 No.4025103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024668
not really ironic, brother
just coincidental


YOU EVER TRY TYPING WXITHOUT SEEING by Jacob Kapteyn - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 07:20:13 EST ID:3ir0DgLK No.4024167 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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LMOLE WITH YOUR ETYES CLOSED AND SHIT NAZW MEA; MYH ;IOGGA
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Chris Leben - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:14:52 EST ID:B3XORfB5 No.4025083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't ever really look at the keyboard whilst typing....
touch type master race. Put a tea towel over your hands to learn how.
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Tora Ziyal - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:17:40 EST ID:wrlI8YWE No.4025096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024167I dont know jow this is honns ho tbj
ysll vsn;t judhr mr
FUCL YPOU
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Homn - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:26:39 EST ID:iG0+1VqJ No.4025097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god damn fucking assholes i swear to god i will end you
not that fucking hard if you ask me i could o this shit all motherfucking day
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Diego Sanchez - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:20:33 EST ID:yEUlQ8bW No.4025108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lmao what a finny tjread odea


Need an autistic group effort to figure smth out by Waluigi - Wed, 25 Mar 2015 17:14:30 EST ID:A1y3IWrI No.4022498 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I need to figure out a set of attitude and spoken information or environmental(including social) patterns to laugh really really hard. A kind of reduced formula, the fundamentals (that's why I'm looking for the autistic peoples smoking weed is a plus). I notice shrooms make you laugh in a crazy fashion sometimes, so that and some weed(although I rarely ever laugh on reef anymore) and possibly a bit of sally is going into the mix.

What's the set up, how to fish for it? Do I need company, if so what are we supposed to do? Is it creative? what exactly are we supposed to look for?

Tl;dr How to create the hardest laugh?
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Schoolboy Augustus - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 12:37:13 EST ID:BnZuhTD9 No.4024290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024280
i think you're overthinking it bro
just smoke some dope with some funny folks
or take mushrooms
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Chell - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:29:23 EST ID:A1y3IWrI No.4025085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024290
Man I just really want to understand it better. Gain insight. I think it has to do with danger being an illusion and paradox.
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:58:23 EST ID:XvKGifJK No.4025089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024272
trying to infiltrate chic fil a offices
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Tora Ziyal - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:14:06 EST ID:wrlI8YWE No.4025095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think I understand the kind of experience you're looking for. I had something like that happen on a low dose of acid, which generally makes me grin & laugh non stop.

I had taken a Sudafed because i didn't want my nose to be stuffy during my trip, which instead caused my nose to drip profusely just as I was coming up. It made me laugh which made the snot worse until I was on the ground crawling around with a towel under my face, dripping with snot and tears of laughter. I was only with my boyfriend at the time but it would have been even funnier I think if more people witnessed it, I must have looked like an absolute fool.

Honestly I think low doses of whatever you take would be better since you can still wrap your head around what's funny instead of everything just being inconceivable. You might be overdoing it with the shrooms and salvia but I've never tried sally so idk. Good luck with your laughing quest Waluigi


   by Ernie Ladd - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:40:24 EST ID:nQ853erh No.4025072 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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beep beep
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Zerg - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:42:37 EST ID:eeNWY0WC No.4025074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bleep blorp
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Jericho !.iRAtomic2 - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:52:55 EST ID:K0mFyvyq No.4025087 Report Quick Reply
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>>4025074
Dat carrot
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:56:18 EST ID:XvKGifJK No.4025088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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boop bop


"am I the only one" thread by Harold Appleberg - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 01:53:01 EST ID:kPQK/p0R No.4024045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Am I the only one that when hearing a plane pass by close think its going to fucking crash? Probably has something to do with my fear of planes
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Priscilla Bumbleforth - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:16:20 EST ID:qaA0HOLi No.4025036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024896
nigga
i was thinkin the same thing when i read the OP
i think this means
WE MUST DO BATTLE
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Harry Mudd - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:34:54 EST ID:mwOL5Vno No.4025046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025036
Wielding your long, menacing penises with both hands in a battle of skill, strength, and endurance, yes?
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Rick Story - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:49:51 EST ID:iTCsndHp No.4025057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025046
You forget the most important competition of all, powerfucking.
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Homn - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:45:16 EST ID:iG0+1VqJ No.4025086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025057


ZAP ZAP! FWOOSH! ZAP! FWOOSH! ZAP! by Keith Jardine - Sat, 21 Mar 2015 22:26:22 EST ID:Af+TNZHE No.4018680 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>GIANT/BATTLE ROBOTICA RELATED THREAD
  1. all mediums welcome: games, movies/TV, books/graphic novels, etc.
  2. must be at least twice as tall/big as a human or if there is an internal pilot cavity it has to at least fit in the main core/body entirely (e.g. Mk. 42 doesn't qualify but the Hulkbuster would)
  3. gifs, in-depth diagrams, artsy sketches, videos/clips, discussions and pretty much anything else related are a go
  4. mecha-tans are good as they fall under #3

semi-related song to get the groove going:
http://boards.420chan.org/m/src/14%20Giant%20Robot.m4a
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:28:32 EST ID:Af+TNZHE No.4025043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025009
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:00:11 EST ID:Af+TNZHE No.4025061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025043
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William Hartmann - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:10:05 EST ID:40Lxq14M No.4025063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4018680
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:01:51 EST ID:Af+TNZHE No.4025078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025063


Interesting/ weird wikiapedia by Kirayoshi O'Brien - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 15:47:58 EST ID:4ZMPSxWt No.4024450 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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All start:

During brit milah (Jewish circumcision) the person performing the circumcision sucks the blood from the newly circumcised penis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Hellenistic_and_Judaic_culture
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Tetra - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 19:16:44 EST ID:RwvmxAta No.4024618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Windsor_(goat)

William "Billy" Windsor I is a cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army.[1] He served as a lance corporal from 2001 until 2009, except for a three-month period in 2006 when he was demoted to fusilier, after inappropriate behaviour during the Queen's Official Birthday celebrations while deployed on active duty with the battalion on Cyprus.
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Paula Deen - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 04:45:22 EST ID:3byN9BPd No.4025048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024471
What do they do with foreskin?
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Pyramid King Phyllis - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:23:50 EST ID:uDq98bSj No.4025066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4025048
they put it in the ceremonial foretray and at night pic related sniffs it out and takes it with him off into the horrible night
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Merlin - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:57:59 EST ID:ebyfDjAs No.4025077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


Ennui by Beatrice Draddlesack - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 19:27:59 EST ID:B4a5q/jE No.4024626 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel like a massive portion of this generation won't be able to ever retire. Is anyone else concerned about this?
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Jame Soloman - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:00:02 EST ID:OvKqUrZT No.4025060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025055
And just now I heard someone trying to make noise while being muffled.
Police says that unless they are making enough noise to cause a disturbance they can't really do shit.
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LillianMurdgold.rar - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:03:00 EST ID:ZbsVGsaa No.4025062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025060
Dude tell them some girl is being illegally detained and held against her will and they will come my man
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Alton Brown - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:16:49 EST ID:ER0JOltQ No.4025064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024744 Good point. I gotta say I am over the whole "I don't wanna be a cubical slave for retirement" bullshit. Some people want security for one. Two, who says you have to work some strict job. Most people including everyone here is guilty of being a useless fuck. I'm trying to get my retirement money early. I'm trying to start businesses. I'm gonna start with a lawn service, followed by a record label, followed by a marketng/motorsports team. I failed with two already. A lawn service I started but had no time for. Then a pet care/training biz but I had to deal with people way more than I wanted too. I mean you pay to ignore my instructions on training. This kind of "I know my dog and what it thinks cuz were tight" vibe to it. Some people don't want to deal with responsibility of all that. Even though it's not hard once you find a grove. Still if I was offered a 60k+ a year job with retirement plan I'd think about. If you had made some babies it be a huge relief to have stability.
>>4024892
SWEETness, you just reminded me of something. Here, http://www.dailytech.com/Cutting+Open+Rats+and+Sewing+Them+Together+Offers+Clues+to+Fountain+of+Youth/article34857.htm
The gist of it is that you take a old rat and a young rat sew them together. Fusing their blood. Young blood restores the blood of the older rat. I'm waiting for the day some millionaire pays 7-8 people to fuse blood together. Paying them to suck the youth from their bodies. At least it be a nice start to a movie idea.
>>4025021 DUDE? expiration date? I understand some people lose their minds like my grandfather and grandmother. Both got dementia. I'd say a majority of them don't eat right and are not physically active enough. My other grandfather worked on airboat engines, doing hard work daily. He was 80..maybe 77 no one knows what year he was born. Point is spirit can go a long way for people of age. He didn't believe he could stop moving at any age. A lot of people kind of have this idea they're suppose to slow down with age. Nature will do that to you eventually, you don't need to speed up the process with a sedimentary lifestyle of wheel …
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Jame Soloman - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:53:00 EST ID:OvKqUrZT No.4025076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4025062
Yeah they did, they knocked on some doors and nobody opened, case closed.
At least I tried.
Now the question is, do I go full retard and start spying on my neighbors with surveillance equipment or put on my headphones and watch some entertainment and forget about the whole thing.


slayer by Laura Longcock - Fri, 27 Mar 2015 07:41:27 EST ID:Fukmsh1U No.4024169 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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friday feel good thread.
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User was banned by: stevens
Reason: friday party! getting drunk as fuck for the new Trailer Park Boys season! who has chicken fingers?
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Johann Encke - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 01:20:34 EST ID:Spv/sfBD No.4024954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024169
FUCK I GOTTA CATCH UP

SEASON 7 FINALE HERE I COME
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Rocket Grunt Lillian - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 02:18:59 EST ID:YJplsoqF No.4024978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4024169

Worked all day, heck all week but now I'm sipping dat absinthe and vain that herb. Gonna play some video games and enjoy life to the fullest
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Fuu - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 03:18:37 EST ID:Jet3Qhgg No.4024995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't drink or have any chicken wings, but I will get stoned off my ass tonight again. Going to enjoy this time off from work before I turn into a slave again on Sunday.
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Michael Chiarello - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 05:35:47 EST ID:c40wwSD2 No.4025069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4024169
puts the salsa in the microwave


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