/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
I'm giving out weed brownies and cookies to children for trick or treat.>das it mane
>das it mane
>implying OP has the stones to pull this off considering the possible charges involvedHappy Halloween though
>implying OP has the stones to pull this off considering the possible charges involved
>>3849650yeah, thatd be pretty obvious. someone who really wanted to pull this off would create drugged exact duplicates of brand name candies
>>3849655or you can use a syringe and inject acid or something directly into the candy. bite-size resse's cups are especially susceptible to this because they aren't sealed.
no parent in there right mind would let their kids eat brownies a stranger made. With that said, I'm sure it happens.
You guys ever just get hit in the face with a huge realization about some really sorry shit?Can we make that a threadYellowtext stories or whatever, let's talk about that time you got your mind blown about some fucked up shit going on, optionally then got the fuck out of there
>>3849540im pretty similar as to how i was when i was 16, now 23. Just a little more naive. But then again i feel like im way older than my age.
>>3849639>i feel like im way older than my age. lol they all told me the same thingthats when i knew the panties were coming off
>i feel like im way older than my age.
>>3849629This guy is right I am actually lying, sorry
>>3849644>thats when I knew the panties were coming offYou and me both, brother.
>thats when I knew the panties were coming off
this bitch is sicker than all of ushttp://www.truthrevolt.org/news/lena-dunham-describes-sexually-abusing-her-toddler-sister>One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.>As she grew, I took to bribing her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me.">Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.also, I made this on /mtv/ but it was locked and told to come here, so don;t report me for making an /mtv/ thread on /b/
>One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.
>As she grew, I took to bribing her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me."
>Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.
>>3849466>>3849669We have such a good history of funny cat planets and that one just makes me shake my head every time I see it. I figured we'd get a proper cat planet for S.J.W. or Tumblr eventually but I expected it would be something funny or clever. This just seems like some mod being overly defensive and offended. I personally would have filtered it to reptilian or libertarian but that's just me.
Never heard of her before. If that's her in the pic she looks like a sack of potatoes.
>>3849679It was clearly made by an S J W. It's like if a black mod filtered the N word to "person who is held back by an oppressive society"
>>3849685or like filtering S J W to well-rounded decent individual.
Would you date a muslim girl? What do you think it would be like?A girl I met overseas may soon be coming to my country to study, we talk online/phone a lot and she confessed she was pretty into me and would date me if she comes here (provided I would date her, which I said I would)She's not too serious about it, but she identifies with it by wearing a hijab and has a pretty conservative mindset, all of which I like. I don't care, but what do you think people will think when they see a tall white guy holding hands with a short brown girl in a hijab? I can't wait :3
There's a woman who comes to the grocery store I work at who wears a hijab. Instead of wearing a headset or something, she tucks her iphone into the hijab and talks on the phone that way. Does anyone else think this is fucking weird? It kinda feels offensive to me even though I'm an atheist.
>>3849636I don't think there's any rules against that.
i would totally disregard all of my beliefs, manners and lifestyle for an iranian qt. i don't give afuck
>>3849636The ladies where I used to work did the same thing, but I thought it was kind of funny.
What do you hate about the world?I personally just hate that normal people have to struggle to get their basic needs met even in america.
>>3849663You sound like you're from California where people think everyone should be treated like a special snowflake and mundane things like snow is remarkable.Pussy ass bitch, I bet you'd wreck your car if it snowed 2 inches.
>>3849659i'm not flipping a shit in regards to it, but the concepts definitely make me think. you're the one who appears to be getting........butthurt?
I hate that stupid people have so much leverage in society.
Street preachers - Anyone else have to deal with them during Halloween?Fucking scum...worse than bottle kids.
>>3847551The supreme court has taken a few cases regarding street preaching. I believe they came to the conclusion that it's free speech if:You don't use "fighting words"You aren't somehow a public hazardYou aren't disturbing the peace or inciting violenceEach of those are judgement calls, and depends a lot of jurisprudence and the individual case.
i was at dragoncon during the end of august and some wacko preacher was screaming at a guy dressed as an animeand then a lanky kid with a speech impediment yelled some shit about how someone was going to hell but he sounded like a tard and it made me laughstreet preachers are a good show for sure
>>3847916Keep in mind, the 1st Amend gives any religion a LOT of leeway. Like a fuck-ton. On the flip side, legally you can say what you want back and do what you want back within those limits. Last night I saw two guys do a Voodoo ritual (a fucking legit one just shy of Baron Samedi possessing someone...) while the crowd sang "All You Need Is Love," at the street preachers. Fucking surreal and awesome. Oh, and then there is this shit that showed up on the Tubes....http://youtu.be/uiW5aOPCaas"Pieholes are for closing!"
you see these fucks at comic conventions all th time. annoys the shit out of me when im trying to get a nice food truck meal at wondercon and all i hear is these fucks yelling into a megaphone about how im going to hell. I eventually broke down and looked at one and said "I know im going to hell cause im having more fun with my life than you are."
>>3849658thats how it should be. we forget things that dont serve us any practical purpose. ie. the ongoing legalization of marihuana, the separation of church and state etc
>>3849660But laws require a belief in them. If the public has no interest in belief, then all laws no matter how useful will be neglected.
>>3849671the will of the people is everything, deal with it
>>3849680and within my organized religion, the will of the talented have gathered together to stop society from destroying itself.
Mine's a little shitty. I'm pretty much staying at home with my mom. My circle of friends (all guys by the way) wants to get drunk and watch Cool Runnings in my friend's basement. Not even dressing up or anything. Why you ask? Because they did the same thing last year, so that makes it "tradition". Even though the real reason their Halloween plans are so shitty is because they feel too uncomfortable and scared to go out to the bar or have a party or go to haunted houses...There's so many fun things to do on Halloween, what are you up to?Pic related, it's one of the things I had in mind for this Halloween, but all my friends are too scared to go to a rave on Halloween. Or any rave for that matter...
Why did I even make this thread. Nobody on this shitty website is doing anything tonight
>>3849666same here, except im hanging out with my girlfriend. its our hallowversary hehe
Absolutely fuck all, I'm going to drink the rest of my beer and smoke a bowl while listening to the thief deadly shadows soundtrack. I had to work today so i didn't have high expectations. Next year I think I'm going to put a lot of effort into a costume, spend a bunch of money on something really extravagant.
Chillin in your room, listening to some music and surf on the internet.Ligth a negroid finger and fly to the space!
>>3849641Great example of good jam, Buffer!DAMN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiAjl2LeMU
>>3849646>Drop molly>Play endless legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU4AxYw-CaM&list=UUk0hPIt_4htpDULTInomGlg&index=70
>Drop molly>Play endless legend
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
post ITT if you're just a young n1gger trying to make grind, do ur think and make that money
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeahSome call me young n1gger
doesn't even post the good album cover can't nigger probably can't even lime user ignored thread hidden no bump
>>3849387I am posting in a thread.pic related
>>3849627Huell is a beautiful and amazing man. His adventures are endless.
>>3849627I'm gonna have to disappoint a lot of you and inform some of you guys that he died this year.
>>3849640We shall eulagize and celebrate him now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuwAn avocado adventure. >We just saw a dog eat an avocado.RIP, Huell
>We just saw a dog eat an avocado.
>>3849649http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l4E1k5wnIQ>I'm having a fly experience here
>I'm having a fly experience here
So is everyone on here gay? getting way more gay vibes than usuallike literally swishy like a twink with two broken wrists
>>3849542>>entire post proving my point for me
>>entire post proving my point for me
>>3849595I dunno. 7chan, the seventh channel, actually has a pretty srsbsns constituency of the homosex that they count as a welcome part of their community.
>>3849595>420chan is the most homosex chan der isSpend 10 minutes on 7chan breh.
>420chan is the most homosex chan der is
Or is it rape?
>>3849270Fem•in•ism does not mean equality, PERIOD. Feminism is a cult that is just as racist and fascistically segregationistic as it has been since day 1. Not only does it spew the same hypno-doctrination that cults have used for thousands of years ("Believe in equality? You're a feminist!" is just "Believe in guilt? You're a christian!"re-spun nonsense, meet the new cult.... same as the old damn cult!), it is oxymoronic in name & nature, outright hypocritical, and backstabbing when you actually put into practice what it preaches. Feminism has even enabled child sex abuse/trafficking and apologia to excuse it exactly because women were doing it.Besides, equality is an outright sham, let alone utterly unscientific; if we really actually made everything equal for everyone, then everything would be fair for absolutely no one. Feminism is not needed and we as a society could grow beyond it's constraints; you don't have to be a fucking idiotically blinded feminist in any way, shape, or form in order to believe in & practice fairness and platonic compassion for your fellow beings.
>>3849342>Besides, equality is an outright sham, let alone utterly unscientific; if we really actually made everything equal for everyone, then everything would be fair for absolutely no oneBut equality in this context MEANS fairness. So you're contradicting your own premise.
>Besides, equality is an outright sham, let alone utterly unscientific; if we really actually made everything equal for everyone, then everything would be fair for absolutely no one
>>3849342You mean believe in guilt you're a catholic surely?Dude, you don't even know the branches of the church apart. Or anything else but I thought I'd focus on that for all the good it'll do.
>>3849344But equality could NEVER be fair. As a consistent and constant principle anyways. The fact here is that we don't need equality to be fair and treat each other decently and properly. Besides, that warm and inviting we-have-equality-pie smile still doesn't just handwave away all the other problems with feminism being hypocritical in name & practice, let alone it just as racist as fuck as it has ever been.>>3849346I've heard and seen the same "premise" put forth by many cults, and a cult is a cult: a great and often exceedingly blinded devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work.
You can't really choose to believe something or not. You either believe it, disbelieve it, or are somewhere in the middle.You can't just take something you disbelieve, say "I believe it", and then really believe it just because you're pretending to believe it.So my question is, if Christianity is true and you pretend to accept Jesus and do good works, but deep down you actually don't believe, you would still go to hell?It seems like it's punishment for something that is beyond your control.
>>3849306You should read Paul's epistles. He answers all of those questions much better than anyone here will.
>>3849371What's cool about those is that right in the beginning-- in Romans 1:3, it says Jesus was born of the seed of David, physically-- and therefore not the virgin birth of legend, but determined to be the son of god by way of rising from the dead (1:4). Then he lectures about not having buttsex and goes into who's really circumcised and what good it is or isn't for those who still have buttsex. It's such an anti-anal anti-foreskin religion. That's really weird.
>>3849396Paul does not deny the virgin birth. The virgin birth is taught in the gospels, which also make it clear that Jesus was a descendant of David. It might suit your purposes to try to twist what the Bible says to fit what you think it should say, but people have been doing that for centuries.
Once you understand your relationship with time and eternity, then it will be easier to understand heaven and hell. Alright, imagine this let's say God is real and put us here to just watch and let us love/grow and create and whatnot. I mean i don't know why he thought it would be a good idea but hey we're here. Why would he wait for us to die so we could experience him fully. Heaven is simply being one with God, and that applies to wherever/whenever you are not just limited to another dimension after death. >"that all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you. May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me. " John 17:21If being one with such a mysterious entity is supposed to be the ultimate bliss, then how would you explain being without this bliss to others. Would you use fear, imagery of fire and flames, torture and screams; that's what the early church did. if this bliss is so good, then to be without it for even a moment would be equivalent to spending an eternity in worst nightmare.
>"that all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you. May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me. " John 17:21
What do you think is the shit? Everyone's got at least one thing keeping them going. I wanna try some new shit.Especially if it's shit other people think is shit, try to sell that shit. Why do you think it's the shit? What do you love that others don't seem to even give a chance?Here's some of my shit. I think Supernatural is the shit. Why? Because it attempts to rationalize all the superstitions and different gods, and heaven and hell, into something that would be plausible, if that shit were real. It takes religion and turns it into an almost political process. Power struggles in heaven and hell, the origin of monsters n such, deities fighting over human sacrifices because they're all pretty much monsters, taking stories out of the bible and creating backstories to actually explain the nonsense written on paper. The show also has a really quirky humor and gets meta a shitton. The dudes find out a writer is actually writing all their stories in comics, in the show there's a neckbeard following of the comics just like there's a tumblr following in real life. Turns out that writer was a prophet. Lots of awkward moments too. Plus, lots of fighting and killing and twists. The writers are very self aware, they know shit gets cheesy sometimes but there's a character there to mock it. There was even an episode where they were sent into another dimension where they were actually just actors and their whole lives were just a show. Good shit.Also, boobs. And sports of all kinds. I hardly follow any sports but I love watching pretty much any kind of competition. And black chicks. And Led Zeppelin, dubstep, filafel, baba ghanough, gas station nachos and burritos, anchovies, bdsm, old movies, jazz (try west coast, gypsy, or ethiopian). And anything DIY.
i like 2 nap
firefly is my favorite show ever, only 1 season was made though
>>3849419I watched it, I thought it was very detailed in all the culture/shipwork and stuff. The way the show is shot, it's kinda like a movie. cool show, I might rewatch it now that I remember.
>>3849553hearing the theme song actually makes me start to tear up because i want more seasons
I take comfort in the fact that whatever I post here will eventually 404,Don't you?
the impermanent nature of this board is one of my favorite partsI don't even post on normal forums anymore
>>3849502 It's all impermanent. That's what my texture pack and jDoom resource pack.
>>3849504Netjester is a buddhist master
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