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das it mane by Timothy Well - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:10:14 EST ID:rY8LxTXd No.3849551 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm giving out weed brownies and cookies to children for trick or treat.

>das it mane
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Robert Wilson - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:58:21 EST ID:8ns6h7M5 No.3849650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>implying OP has the stones to pull this off considering the possible charges involved

Happy Halloween though
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Bigfoot Silva - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:04:21 EST ID:afBNcVpS No.3849655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849650
yeah, thatd be pretty obvious. someone who really wanted to pull this off would create drugged exact duplicates of brand name candies
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Caroline Herschel - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:25:05 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.3849686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849655
or you can use a syringe and inject acid or something directly into the candy. bite-size resse's cups are especially susceptible to this because they aren't sealed.
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Daniel Kirkwood - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:28:38 EST ID:8hAZ1CKv No.3849692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no parent in there right mind would let their kids eat brownies a stranger made. With that said, I'm sure it happens.


"And then it dawned on me, so I got the fuck out of there" by Willie Richardson - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:21:09 EST ID:yvZnXdje No.3849413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You guys ever just get hit in the face with a huge realization about some really sorry shit?

Can we make that a thread
Yellowtext stories or whatever, let's talk about that time you got your mind blown about some fucked up shit going on, optionally then got the fuck out of there
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Henry Russell - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:51:00 EST ID:2zY1owqt No.3849639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849540
im pretty similar as to how i was when i was 16, now 23. Just a little more naive. But then again i feel like im way older than my age.
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Waitress Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:52:47 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3849644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849639

>i feel like im way older than my age.

lol they all told me the same thing

thats when i knew the panties were coming off
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JarvisHupperpadging.ppd - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:52:47 EST ID:yvZnXdje No.3849645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849629

This guy is right I am actually lying, sorry
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Cat Cora - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:28:20 EST ID:xVot5oky No.3849690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849644
>thats when I knew the panties were coming off
You and me both, brother.


what in the fuck by Hugh - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 16:51:44 EST ID:GVFBsoFf No.3849309 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this bitch is sicker than all of us

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/lena-dunham-describes-sexually-abusing-her-toddler-sister

>One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.

>As she grew, I took to bribing her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me."

>Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.

also, I made this on /mtv/ but it was locked and told to come here, so don;t report me for making an /mtv/ thread on /b/
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Johann Encke - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:17:24 EST ID:gzXQ1nQ5 No.3849679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849466
>>3849669
We have such a good history of funny cat planets and that one just makes me shake my head every time I see it. I figured we'd get a proper cat planet for S.J.W. or Tumblr eventually but I expected it would be something funny or clever. This just seems like some mod being overly defensive and offended.

I personally would have filtered it to reptilian or libertarian but that's just me.
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WesleyFogglepog.bas - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:23:26 EST ID:jzhFZB8e No.3849683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never heard of her before. If that's her in the pic she looks like a sack of potatoes.
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Pigma Dengar - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:24:52 EST ID:GVFBsoFf No.3849685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849679
It was clearly made by an S J W. It's like if a black mod filtered the N word to "person who is held back by an oppressive society"
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Caroline Herschel - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:26:48 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.3849689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849685
or like filtering S J W to well-rounded decent individual.


muslim girls by Hex Maniac Jarvis - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:42:19 EST ID:WqoRIWUS No.3849500 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you date a muslim girl? What do you think it would be like?

A girl I met overseas may soon be coming to my country to study, we talk online/phone a lot and she confessed she was pretty into me and would date me if she comes here (provided I would date her, which I said I would)
She's not too serious about it, but she identifies with it by wearing a hijab and has a pretty conservative mindset, all of which I like.

I don't care, but what do you think people will think when they see a tall white guy holding hands with a short brown girl in a hijab? I can't wait :3
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WalterSonningsitch.mov - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:49:42 EST ID:WvgRbWAk No.3849636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There's a woman who comes to the grocery store I work at who wears a hijab. Instead of wearing a headset or something, she tucks her iphone into the hijab and talks on the phone that way. Does anyone else think this is fucking weird? It kinda feels offensive to me even though I'm an atheist.
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Johann Encke - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:51:46 EST ID:gzXQ1nQ5 No.3849642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849636
I don't think there's any rules against that.
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Data - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:51:51 EST ID:Bumjq2/0 No.3849643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i would totally disregard all of my beliefs, manners and lifestyle for an iranian qt. i don't give afuck
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Julianne Stonerland - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:26:14 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3849688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849636
The ladies where I used to work did the same thing, but I thought it was kind of funny.


Things by Mavis Fudgecurl - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:31:39 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3849601 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you hate about the world?

I personally just hate that normal people have to struggle to get their basic needs met even in america.
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Caroline Herschel - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:11:36 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.3849670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849663
You sound like you're from California where people think everyone should be treated like a special snowflake and mundane things like snow is remarkable.

Pussy ass bitch, I bet you'd wreck your car if it snowed 2 inches.
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Bigfoot Silva - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:12:47 EST ID:afBNcVpS No.3849674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849659
i'm not flipping a shit in regards to it, but the concepts definitely make me think. you're the one who appears to be getting........
butthurt?
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Fritz Zwicky - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:23:45 EST ID:DiF1J0qS No.3849684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849614

Agreed.
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Walter Pallyham - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:25:58 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3849687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate that stupid people have so much leverage in society.


Street preachers! by Hiker Martin - Wed, 29 Oct 2014 15:46:04 EST ID:NSIcCrNA No.3847101 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Street preachers - Anyone else have to deal with them during Halloween?

Fucking scum...worse than bottle kids.
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Mike Dawson - Thu, 30 Oct 2014 08:34:19 EST ID:11guJ9o9 No.3847916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3847551
The supreme court has taken a few cases regarding street preaching. I believe they came to the conclusion that it's free speech if:
  • You don't use "fighting words"
  • You aren't somehow a public hazard
  • You aren't disturbing the peace or inciting violence
Each of those are judgement calls, and depends a lot of jurisprudence and the individual case.
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Alucard - Thu, 30 Oct 2014 13:50:53 EST ID:H2fCgh/y No.3848051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i was at dragoncon during the end of august and some wacko preacher was screaming at a guy dressed as an anime

and then a lanky kid with a speech impediment yelled some shit about how someone was going to hell but he sounded like a tard and it made me laugh

street preachers are a good show for sure
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Lupaza - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:24:29 EST ID:NSIcCrNA No.3849074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3847916
Keep in mind, the 1st Amend gives any religion a LOT of leeway. Like a fuck-ton.

On the flip side, legally you can say what you want back and do what you want back within those limits.

Last night I saw two guys do a Voodoo ritual (a fucking legit one just shy of Baron Samedi possessing someone...) while the crowd sang "All You Need Is Love," at the street preachers.

Fucking surreal and awesome.

Oh, and then there is this shit that showed up on the Tubes....

http://youtu.be/uiW5aOPCaas

"Pieholes are for closing!"
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Kane - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:19:41 EST ID:UO4+hMfa No.3849682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you see these fucks at comic conventions all th time. annoys the shit out of me when im trying to get a nice food truck meal at wondercon and all i hear is these fucks yelling into a megaphone about how im going to hell. I eventually broke down and looked at one and said "I know im going to hell cause im having more fun with my life than you are."


You guys, i am a teacher and i am creating a cult within my students. by Archie Funningspear - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:41:21 EST ID:Y6VLu2VJ No.3849499 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Waitress Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:06:59 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3849660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849658

thats how it should be. we forget things that dont serve us any practical purpose. ie. the ongoing legalization of marihuana, the separation of church and state etc
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Archie Funningspear - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:12:17 EST ID:Y6VLu2VJ No.3849671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849660

But laws require a belief in them. If the public has no interest in belief, then all laws no matter how useful will be neglected.
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Waitress Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:17:38 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3849680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849671

the will of the people is everything, deal with it
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Archie Funningspear - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:19:05 EST ID:Y6VLu2VJ No.3849681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849680

and within my organized religion, the will of the talented have gathered together to stop society from destroying itself.


How's your Halloween? by Bob Blunton - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:58:40 EST ID:5rzq1lSi No.3849442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mine's a little shitty. I'm pretty much staying at home with my mom. My circle of friends (all guys by the way) wants to get drunk and watch Cool Runnings in my friend's basement. Not even dressing up or anything. Why you ask? Because they did the same thing last year, so that makes it "tradition". Even though the real reason their Halloween plans are so shitty is because they feel too uncomfortable and scared to go out to the bar or have a party or go to haunted houses...

There's so many fun things to do on Halloween, what are you up to?
Pic related, it's one of the things I had in mind for this Halloween, but all my friends are too scared to go to a rave on Halloween. Or any rave for that matter...
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Wolfgang Puck - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:12:56 EST ID:5rzq1lSi No.3849675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why did I even make this thread. Nobody on this shitty website is doing anything tonight
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Caroline Herschel - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:13:43 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.3849676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849672
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Jay Lethal - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:15:55 EST ID:ZD5J7ylZ No.3849677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849666
same here, except im hanging out with my girlfriend. its our hallowversary hehe
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Fritz Zwicky - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:15:55 EST ID:DiF1J0qS No.3849678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Absolutely fuck all, I'm going to drink the rest of my beer and smoke a bowl while listening to the thief deadly shadows soundtrack. I had to work today so i didn't have high expectations. Next year I think I'm going to put a lot of effort into a costume, spend a bunch of money on something really extravagant.


Best trip by Barnaby Dellerville - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:47:56 EST ID:B9lltlUK No.3849632 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Chillin in your room, listening to some music and surf on the internet.

Ligth a negroid finger and fly to the space!
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Bruce Buffer - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:51:13 EST ID:l0lCA4MP No.3849641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm listening...
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Barnaby Dellerville - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:53:17 EST ID:B9lltlUK No.3849646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849641
Great example of good jam, Buffer!

DAMN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiAjl2LeMU
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SimonBomblenin.ttf - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:08:17 EST ID:B6OcYHus No.3849664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849646
>Drop molly
>Play endless legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU4AxYw-CaM&list=UUk0hPIt_4htpDULTInomGlg&index=70
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Wolfgang Puck - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:09:19 EST ID:5rzq1lSi No.3849668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what the fuck is wrong with you guys


young n1ggers by EdwardClashwick.ost - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 18:48:45 EST ID:J5X8xOfy No.3849387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post ITT if you're just a young n1gger trying to make grind, do ur think and make that money
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Khan Spacerider - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:19:44 EST ID:hgJzpuHb No.3849577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me young n1gger
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WalterHicklehack.dic - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:42:09 EST ID:dbYn4aLg No.3849621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
doesn't even post the good album cover
can't nigger
probably can't even lime
user ignored
thread hidden
no bump
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Noonian Soong - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:09:17 EST ID:iF6JZS5Q No.3849667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849387
I am posting in a thread.
pic related
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Alan Guth - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:28:24 EST ID:1UkJEQ1f No.3849691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849621
lold


Oh, boy that's interesting! by Smirky McFlash - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:28:53 EST ID:XbWjdUR0 No.3849597 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBb2p8GHlnE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDCBb2p8GHlnE&v=ImpGsMenmSs
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Swimmer♀ Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:49:43 EST ID:QmrRI7wP No.3849637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849627

Huell is a beautiful and amazing man. His adventures are endless.
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Ness - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:51:04 EST ID:3uezbhTl No.3849640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849627
I'm gonna have to disappoint a lot of you and inform some of you guys that he died this year.
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Swimmer♀ Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:56:04 EST ID:QmrRI7wP No.3849649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849640

We shall eulagize and celebrate him now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuw

An avocado adventure.

>We just saw a dog eat an avocado.

RIP, Huell
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Swimmer♀ Simon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:00:00 EST ID:QmrRI7wP No.3849651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849649

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l4E1k5wnIQ

>I'm having a fly experience here


OP is no fag by Cecil B. DeMille - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:27:04 EST ID:2zY1owqt No.3849076 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So is everyone on here gay? getting way more gay vibes than usual
like literally swishy like a twink with two broken wrists
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Diego Armando - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:30:17 EST ID:fWFtq4uD No.3849598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849542

>>entire post proving my point for me
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WalterHicklehack.dic - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:36:33 EST ID:dbYn4aLg No.3849609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849595
I dunno. 7chan, the seventh channel, actually has a pretty srsbsns constituency of the homosex that they count as a welcome part of their community.
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SimonBomblenin.ttf - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:39:16 EST ID:B6OcYHus No.3849616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849595
>420chan is the most homosex chan der is

Spend 10 minutes on 7chan breh.
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Dustin Hoffman - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:48:41 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3849634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849616

no


Can a person on LSD consent to sex by Pat Miletich - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 13:43:30 EST ID:2Oy0n+su No.3849159 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Or is it rape?
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Kaim Argonar - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:24:44 EST ID:yyX4ncP3 No.3849342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849270
Fem•in•ism does not mean equality, PERIOD. Feminism is a cult that is just as racist and fascistically segregationistic as it has been since day 1. Not only does it spew the same hypno-doctrination that cults have used for thousands of years ("Believe in equality? You're a feminist!" is just "Believe in guilt? You're a christian!"re-spun nonsense, meet the new cult.... same as the old damn cult!), it is oxymoronic in name & nature, outright hypocritical, and backstabbing when you actually put into practice what it preaches. Feminism has even enabled child sex abuse/trafficking and apologia to excuse it exactly because women were doing it.
Besides, equality is an outright sham, let alone utterly unscientific; if we really actually made everything equal for everyone, then everything would be fair for absolutely no one. Feminism is not needed and we as a society could grow beyond it's constraints; you don't have to be a fucking idiotically blinded feminist in any way, shape, or form in order to believe in & practice fairness and platonic compassion for your fellow beings.
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The Blob - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:29:46 EST ID:915WH3ZE No.3849344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849342
>Besides, equality is an outright sham, let alone utterly unscientific; if we really actually made everything equal for everyone, then everything would be fair for absolutely no one
But equality in this context MEANS fairness. So you're contradicting your own premise.
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Detective Gumshoe - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:32:38 EST ID:c9irrIY4 No.3849346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849342
You mean believe in guilt you're a catholic surely?

Dude, you don't even know the branches of the church apart. Or anything else but I thought I'd focus on that for all the good it'll do.
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Kristen Johnston - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:19:56 EST ID:yyX4ncP3 No.3849578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849344
But equality could NEVER be fair. As a consistent and constant principle anyways. The fact here is that we don't need equality to be fair and treat each other decently and properly. Besides, that warm and inviting we-have-equality-pie smile still doesn't just handwave away all the other problems with feminism being hypocritical in name & practice, let alone it just as racist as fuck as it has ever been.
>>3849346
I've heard and seen the same "premise" put forth by many cults, and a cult is a cult: a great and often exceedingly blinded devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work.


Choice to believe by Pat Miletich - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 10:17:46 EST ID:2Oy0n+su No.3849001 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You can't really choose to believe something or not. You either believe it, disbelieve it, or are somewhere in the middle.

You can't just take something you disbelieve, say "I believe it", and then really believe it just because you're pretending to believe it.

So my question is, if Christianity is true and you pretend to accept Jesus and do good works, but deep down you actually don't believe, you would still go to hell?

It seems like it's punishment for something that is beyond your control.
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Man Davushka - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 18:04:25 EST ID:ArO63AnW No.3849371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849306
You should read Paul's epistles. He answers all of those questions much better than anyone here will.
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Cyril Lignac - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 18:54:04 EST ID:x6JmiEzw No.3849396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849371
What's cool about those is that right in the beginning-- in Romans 1:3, it says Jesus was born of the seed of David, physically-- and therefore not the virgin birth of legend, but determined to be the son of god by way of rising from the dead (1:4). Then he lectures about not having buttsex and goes into who's really circumcised and what good it is or isn't for those who still have buttsex.

It's such an anti-anal anti-foreskin religion. That's really weird.
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Man Davushka - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:35:52 EST ID:ArO63AnW No.3849418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849396
Paul does not deny the virgin birth. The virgin birth is taught in the gospels, which also make it clear that Jesus was a descendant of David.

It might suit your purposes to try to twist what the Bible says to fit what you think it should say, but people have been doing that for centuries.
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William Fowler - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:16:11 EST ID:4A4PDGyB No.3849569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Once you understand your relationship with time and eternity, then it will be easier to understand heaven and hell.

Alright, imagine this let's say God is real and put us here to just watch and let us love/grow and create and whatnot. I mean i don't know why he thought it would be a good idea but hey we're here. Why would he wait for us to die so we could experience him fully. Heaven is simply being one with God, and that applies to wherever/whenever you are not just limited to another dimension after death.
>"that all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you. May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me. " John 17:21

If being one with such a mysterious entity is supposed to be the ultimate bliss, then how would you explain being without this bliss to others. Would you use fear, imagery of fire and flames, torture and screams; that's what the early church did. if this bliss is so good, then to be without it for even a moment would be equivalent to spending an eternity in worst nightmare.


What's really good nigga? by FuckHimblemork.pol - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:02:59 EST ID:9Dg0eKJn No.3849400 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you think is the shit? Everyone's got at least one thing keeping them going. I wanna try some new shit.

Especially if it's shit other people think is shit, try to sell that shit. Why do you think it's the shit? What do you love that others don't seem to even give a chance?

Here's some of my shit. I think Supernatural is the shit. Why? Because it attempts to rationalize all the superstitions and different gods, and heaven and hell, into something that would be plausible, if that shit were real. It takes religion and turns it into an almost political process. Power struggles in heaven and hell, the origin of monsters n such, deities fighting over human sacrifices because they're all pretty much monsters, taking stories out of the bible and creating backstories to actually explain the nonsense written on paper. The show also has a really quirky humor and gets meta a shitton. The dudes find out a writer is actually writing all their stories in comics, in the show there's a neckbeard following of the comics just like there's a tumblr following in real life. Turns out that writer was a prophet. Lots of awkward moments too. Plus, lots of fighting and killing and twists. The writers are very self aware, they know shit gets cheesy sometimes but there's a character there to mock it. There was even an episode where they were sent into another dimension where they were actually just actors and their whole lives were just a show. Good shit.

Also, boobs. And sports of all kinds. I hardly follow any sports but I love watching pretty much any kind of competition. And black chicks. And Led Zeppelin, dubstep, filafel, baba ghanough, gas station nachos and burritos, anchovies, bdsm, old movies, jazz (try west coast, gypsy, or ethiopian). And anything DIY.
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Arno Penzias - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:04:59 EST ID:80BUSVS7 No.3849403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i like 2 nap
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Menon - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 19:36:24 EST ID:A5wgKo4m No.3849419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
firefly is my favorite show ever, only 1 season was made though
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Harold Appleberg - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:10:51 EST ID:jCU7n7nK No.3849553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3849419
I watched it, I thought it was very detailed in all the culture/shipwork and stuff. The way the show is shot, it's kinda like a movie. cool show, I might rewatch it now that I remember.
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Gary Oak - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:12:04 EST ID:A5wgKo4m No.3849557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849553

hearing the theme song actually makes me start to tear up because i want more seasons


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I take comfort in the fact that whatever I post here will eventually 404,
Don't you?
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ThomasSidgenure.avi - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:43:36 EST ID:s6qTDj6T No.3849502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the impermanent nature of this board is one of my favorite parts

I don't even post on normal forums anymore
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:43:42 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.3849504 Report Quick Reply
>>3849502
It's all impermanent. That's what my texture pack and jDoom resource pack.
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Bloodmongo McFerguson - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:45:54 EST ID:Adzn9q8L No.3849509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849504
wisdom
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Gary Oak - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:11:17 EST ID:A5wgKo4m No.3849554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3849504

Netjester is a buddhist master


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