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http://www.avclub.com/article/gary-oldman-producing-series-about-deep-web-209315Is anyone else annoyed and worried by this? Deep web becoming mainstream. There's already been articles on gawker, wired, and time, but now a fucking tv show? Is this massive exposure going to ruin my ability to get drugs on the internet?
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>>3792198/vg/ would shit if you showed them that first video
>>3792198you hurt me todayyou're a bad, bad man. bad man.
It's so hard surviving in this world by being a good person. You literally have to lie, cheat and steal to get anywhere.From today I am now an asshole.
>>3792180This niggas read some Machiavelli
>>3792215Or common sense
>>3792215Machiavelli knew what was up, he just wasn't afraid to come out and say it. Were his methods dickish? yes, and even he agreed later in his life but The Prince wasn't incorrect.
Hey /b/, I recently moved into a new place and my room has a rat problem. The guy who lived here before me said that if I kill one and pee in its mouth then put it outside my place other it should be fine. Apparently rats like to smell the mouths of dead rats to see what they ate last, and if I pee in its mouth they will associate my pee with death. I just have to pee around my place regularly. This seems like a good idea cause these little faggots are no joke. Stuffed holes up with steel wool, fencing, super glue, and expanding foam, still got thru it all. Scratch at my walls all night, steal my food, knock over my trash, and poop all over the place. I set down some essential oils, lemon juice and pure lye and those faggots seem to trudge thru it all. I cannot lay down any concrete or mortar :/Gonna lay out a rat trap with avocado and some goat cheese spiked with lye.Any ideas /b/? These dudes are about a foot long.
>>3790616He is hella cute, good call mate.>>3790324>where the fuck do you live?Albania
>where the fuck do you live?
>>3790583We had a thread about concrete vs wood houses. They're both solid materials, as long as they are built right. In Florida there are higher building standards in regard to wind because we get hit with hurricanes every year. Cat-1 hurricane comes, we just get really drunk and throw a party. Cat-1 hits a northern states and generally causes more damage since some houses are older than our states. Now a mile wide F-5 tornado is a scary as hell fucking thought. Almost doesn't matter what building your in. An F-5 have wind speeds between 261–318 mph. That shit will be throwing cars and level just about any building. At that point why even choose to put a home in tornado alley? Imagine a car just being thrown in the air and colliding with a house. That be cool to see. No wonder there are storm chasers.>>3790054OP where do you live? Also isn't there are /raid/ section on 7chan for shit like this?
even a not fully grown cat can take down rabbits and snakes. Rats shouldn't be a problem unless the cat is severely outnumbered. Get a killer cat.
>>3790616Cats don't care for humans so much, but they love comforts and killing shit and they look nice doing it. I mean cats exist in their current form because we wanted something that was practical and killed vermin. If you're not allergic and have the sort of house that is safe for them to live and loads of money for vets bills and stuff then they're great. Or if you're somewhere isolated just have wild ish cats. My girlfriend sometimes works for a cafe that's on a farm in Cornwall and they have semi wild cats there. Sometimes she sees a kitten sunning itself but the cats flee the moment they see a person. If they get too comfortable around the cafe they get water thrown at them. They don't fuck with humans and the humans don't fuck with them, the cats get a steady supply of rats and the humans get pest control. Semi wild cats are much lower maintenance if they're an option.
Dont even look at what you post just post
So through the years chan culture has targeted or made fun of several groups.Back in '07 it was emosThen not to long ago it was hipsters, we're still on the tail end of this one.And most recently the culture is rife with jabs at and humor about Autism.Now the internet does makes fun of pretty much any group or individual, but what do you guys think will be the next big buzzword & tageted group following emos, hipsters and autism?
Yes I too am tired of those Suburbanite Jewish Women, such gender.I pretend the next thing to hate in the future will be the Kurds.
>>3792155>the image of virility and sex personified that is you out of control pussy slayers.
>the image of virility and sex personified that is you out of control pussy slayers.
>>3791729Well the trend here is that chan culture is behind the times. What's cool to hate 3 years ago?
How does one meditate?
Yes this is a worn out subject. But what is your final decision on this? It's obvious there is some potential damage done by fumes in the smoke of course. But other than that? Does it cause any cognitive changes? I'm kinda scared that if I start smoking 6-7 times a week it's going to cause a loss of "wit", make me slower etc., at least temporarily. Than there is the possibility of it fucking up your memory of course, again at least temporarily.What are your thoughts, either based on research or experience?
it makes me dumber and more depressed but i keep doing it because fuck it.
Just don't do it all the time. Moderation.
>>3792190Look at people like Doug Benson, Snoop Dogg, and Tommy Chong. Than ask yourself "Do these people seem like they have brain damage?". The answer is no, they are just always very, very high so they just seem a bit...off.Seriously https://encrypted.google.com/#q=marijuana+longterm+brain+effects&tbs=qdr:y
Based on experience I would say go for it.It makes some parts of your mind seem to not work quite as good, but it makes other parts work better, and I also think part of it is that it doesn’t really make you stupid as much as it makes you realize how fucking stupid you already were.Another big part of it is how it helps you not give a fucking shit, you can just blaze through so much silly bullshit that other people get fucking hung up on easy.At first I think it maybe made me kind of paranoid or whatever, but that goes away, you just have to smoke more and focus on letting go of it and not giving a shit. Now I just give so little shits its really amazing. I start fights, fuck peoples shit up when they piss me off, steal shit, fuck barely legal girls like a dirty perv motherfucker, lie my fucking ass off and manipulate people to get what I want. It is amazing, weed turned me from a fucking mega nerd loser when I started in jr high into the womanizing psychopath fuck I always really wanted to be deep down inside.It only fucks you up if you are too much of a fucking pussy bitch to handle it, because it really seems to change you, it changes your perceptions at first, then after perceiving the world different and reacting different and stuff for a long time you just start to become a different, better person. By better I mean better to be, not better like some fag who goes to church and pays his taxes and shit. It's like it retrains you to go by your gut feeling and throw out all the silly crap your parents and teachers and other assorted faggots try to cram in your head growing up.Smoking weed will unfuck your head bigtime and possibly turn you into a motherfucking baller.\hail satan
Did you notice that words have their true meaning hidden inside them, in plain sight?Assassin.Ass as sin.Superbowl.Superb owl.
>>3791204That song...has been burned and replayed in my head for months now...I think I need mental help
>>3791216Sunday is on the weekEND you chucklefuck
>>3792202It's like book ends, there is one on each side.
So, /b/, when you fuck up at work, how do you play it off? Like, do you tend to wait for them to come to you like a dog with a guilty conscience, who knows shitting in the house is wrong but couldn't help it, or do you instigate the nuclear option and dare them to come at you by pissing right in the middle of the fucking bed?
I never fuck up, i am the perfect gentleman.
>>3791899This.It's really that simple.
Option #2I took a samsung tablet out of the locked cabinet the other day, handed it to someone to look at, then got called away by my retarded bitch on fucking wheels boss even though I was fucking obviously busy. I didn't bother putting it back, that mexican motherfucker I handed it to was smart enough to tuck it under his shirt and got a free Tab 3.The loss prevention guy at our store is borderline mentally retarded, odds are fucking nothing will happen and no one will notice the stupid fucking thing is missing for months/ever.
The second option. I work menial labor jobs so if I fuck up I just ignore it and act like nothing happened. If it gets too bad and machines start over flowing I take a break until it is fixed. I also fuck shit up on purpose at most places with a one or two being exempt from my rage of mediocrity because fuck them and everything they stand for. This is pissy potato guy btw if anyone remembers that argument. I honestly just show up to work to be a warm body who gets paid to be there, and if they talk to me and try and tell me things I act like I don't understand.
That's it.We did it.We have created the ONLY thread on /b/ that is complete and utter SLAYER!Vaporized some weed from the easy vape. A VERY cheap but very USEFUL piece.It was only 53 bucks plus tax and shipping.Also drinking some malibu rum.What are my bros doing this fine day?
>>3792145I'm making my way through it very slowly. Reading is a bit of a chore right now so I need to take frequent breaks. But yeah, having fun so far.
Gonna work out in just a bit here, shower, then I have an appointment with my counselor. After that who knows I dont really have plans today, but still, SLAYER to all
Bullshit deflectors initiated Bong fully charged and loadedBath tub activating Netflix energized Chillness... engage!
>>3792159How the fuck is your name a particular build of an obscure 5th rate pokemon?What the fuck.http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/walreinAlso when it's done you'll feel good. They finally fixed the leg press and recently added some bars I can do dips on, my session went amazingly, but just finishing is usually enough to feel proud.Time to smoke
So I learned that I need to start a religion for legal purposes. Long story, and no, it doesn't involve taxes or sex or actually anything illegal. Of course the tricky part is an actual theology. And I guess the actual like, rites and shit you have to do.Help me come up with this shit. I need a basic theology - No Jebus or any of that shit, something that allows for all the sex drugs etc...And rites and rituals - Nothing that takes too long or is too insane. But I dunno...make it interesting or some shit.Don't let me down /b/...
>>3791208the machine elves are real man
>>3788372This man brings up a very valid point. Why make your own religion when you are already a certified POEE?
>>3791203>Because these guys fap over shooting atheists in their free time, right?Actually, yes...many do.
>Because these guys fap over shooting atheists in their free time, right?
>>3791240>Why make your own religion when you are already a certified POEE?That is a valid point. The main reason I don't is because I need this to be "just legit enough," to get past the fucking assholes in city hall. If I went Discordian (my inspiration BTW) they could go to Wikipedia or some shit and say, "You just want to fuck with us. This ain't real." By doing something they haven't seen before, and that has just enough legitimacy, I can dodge that issue. Basically, I am doing what the Satanic Temple has been doing.http://thesatanictemple.com/But my city has like, legitimate Satanists and I don't want to get into that shit with them.
>Why make your own religion when you are already a certified POEE?
I've been using it for my opiate withdrawal, not only do I feel 10x better, I feel like I took vyvanse but I'm not tweaking. I feel good as fuck.Does anyone use this as a recreational drug? Shit, I'm going to start taking this shit daily.I wasn't even sure where to post this =/
>>3792124I feel like you've got to take a lot to get any type of effect.
>>3792119Been on it for yearsMesses with your dick after a bit of use
>>3792142As far as Erectile Dysfunction? Good, because I cum too fast anyways.
i fucked with that stuff. i guess it's cool. you do have to take a lot of it though. and it can make you dizzy if you take too much.
I just found a cockroach in my bong, in the middle chamber. This means I either smoked it or it fell off a desk and crawled into the bowl and through the downstem. Both horrifying.
>>3792172Yeah, and they always say "the spider is probably sacred more of you, than you're of it"What a load of crap
>>3792181If that bitch refuses to swallow she is a fucking hypocrite!
I can only experience things while I'm alive, thus being alive is my only existence. I can die but I can never be dead.
I decided a long time ago that I'm never going to die.So far so good.
>>3792048I decided a long time ago that I was going to have sex a lot. So far, so good.
Hypothetically, if there are infinite alternate realities, then from your own perspective you are immortal. Because even if you were killed, your perspective would end in that universe. But from the perspective of all the yous in alternate timelines where you somehow survived, the death would never have happened and your consciousness would never be interrupted. Or alternatively, in an infinite number of realities there are some where spontaneously something that replicates your consciousness is created randomly and you find yourself in some random spot in time and space, as though you had just been teleported. You might awake as another humanoid or in the vacuum of space or as some kind of sentient gas cloud.Crazy shit man.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
I know you guys have good ones"“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”― Tom Waits
"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"-Frank Zappa
>>3792105THATS 3DD, FUCK YOU BITCH
Okay /b/ lets post some retarded people who went to pawn starseven tho they could have went to ebay and easily sold it for a price they wanted
>>3791654I love how none of the sellers heard of ebay
My favorite was the guy who tried to get "his" watch back but didn't have any ID or receipt so the employee was like, "next in line please" but the guy got mad and started screaming demanding the watch and banging on the bulletproof window, loled harder as he is handcuffed for attempted robbery
>>3791686Nigga your talking about hardcore pawnDifferent show
>>3791686what episode was this
I tried listening to the Watts episode and didn't last long.
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