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How do you think of your mind? Like a cloud, or a storage warehouse?I've always imagined my mind like the memory library of 'Dreamcatcher'. The movie sucks, but that part is a pretty good representation of how I think about my mind.
Like an episode of Game of Thrones on meth.
>>3592443Like space with a bunch of text flying around through it as I think about things. Kind of like the Star Wars intros.
this thread creeps me out, I've never thought or pictured a structure or form to my mind.
Pretty much this with some cosmetic differences
CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED ICECUBE.
>>3593028I saw him beat off, I looked away once I was aware of what he was doing. Animals beating off isn't such a rare occurrence depending on which animals. I've seen many many baboons beat off at the zoo.
>>3593029see when you dont record these kinds of things you miss stuff like this kangaroo playing with his nuts
>>3593029It sounds like you've seen a bit too much animal masturbation for it to be pure coincidence.
Fuck days police
Its a system that is always on the edge of starvation. Because of this danger there exists a elaborate system of bribery where people with any power use their power as somethingthat can be bypassed with some bribery. They need money so bad that they do this without a second though even as they know that they are directly defying he north Korean leader(s) yet still they are afraid to even say something bad about him/them in the open. Even as north Koreans escape and get ''re educated'' a lot of them refuse to believe that history is different then what the north Korean government told them. So even as north Koreans are becomingmore exposed to the outside world it does not alter their perception of North Korea and make them escape. It does sometimes but most often people simply do not even consider it. You have a society on the edge of starvation and a the North Korean system which is a system of survival through citizens bribing the military and police to look the other way as they goand for example use the only reliable transportation available which is governmental/military vehicles that can transport them to look for a job/trade. So you have a military that is afraid of defying the government yet paradoxically does so all the time by taking bribes and then you have the government making sure their military stays undertheir control which make them unable to close military complexes like concentration camps because the military relies on these jobs. Then of course the government can not try and make it better for the people because the military relies on a brutal cruel system so that the citizens can bribe them. So the reason the north korean system still exists is because of its inability to change and its unable to do so because people are on the edge of starvation which has made them construct Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh my fucking God OP.This is /b/ Condense your shit into 4 sentences or less.North Korea does a lot of meth.http://articles.latimes.com/2014/jan/27/world/la-fg-north-korea-meth-20140127
>>3592776man i saw the 60 minutes interview with that guy. so sad. especially when he snitches on his mom and brother. he actually thought he was doing the right thing because indoctrination runs so deep. he describes what he thought the world was like when he was young....he thought it was just camp after camp the whole world over....
>>3592912also, no.this isn't other chans, we appreciate in depth conversation here. DIX EVERUHWHAR
>>3592776yeah, it's a crazy book, especially when he talks about the way they'd experiment on the people, like when those people were told they'd be cured of lice but the chemical burned their skin and shitbeen reading this report by amnesty international about their health care and damn it suckshttp://www.amnesty.org/en/library/asset/ASA24/001/2010/en/13a097fc-4bda-4119-aae5-73e0dd446193/asa240012010en.pdf
you may have read this quote before>All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.Christ told me. The world is not a stage. For no one has panache. No one leaves the scene after saying something poignant or cool. They linger. They leave for a glass of water. No one has any entrances or exits, for we are not mere players. Sometimes a person's entrance into your "scene" is you seeing them on the street from afar and pretending not to see them. If the world is a stage, then this is all an improv being played out by zoo animals in the mere hopes that in the 5,000th take they may have come up with something resembling a plot.The plot was so gracious as to make itself known to us, and has already been written. It's in the bible. We can choose to follow that script, that promises wealth, or we can follow our own.
>All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
>>3592924I don't rhyme, and never will.
>>3592910I'm pretty sure it was Geddy Lee that said that, not Jesus. Close though.
>>3593019 Will just to get close. I don't like hearing air sirens, even as scarcely as i see fit in order to improve your lifestyle.
>>3593019no it was shakespear
I had originally intended this thread to be a free form parody of Allen Ginsberg's Howl comically replacing his themes with drug and meme references to suit 420chan and hopefully inspire others to continue in this vein but than I thought "hey, dicks"
>>3592925I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by 2 gams of like dank, starving hysterical naked,dragging themselves through the windows at dawn looking for a rope adventure,angelheaded steves burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of netjester,who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating what to name OP's pipe,who bared their brains to /del/ under the El and saw Mohammedan tacos staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating DICKS EVERYWHERE among the limes for reference,who were permab& from the academies for consistently posting on the wrong board...
I have to admit it, it was a really good poem.
>>3592790DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON.
>>3592834THE SHINY, JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!
>>3592792I want INTERPOL to impregnate me b-but I'm a boy
>>3592833I starved yesterday, despite the imbibition which filled my belly and left my spirit dancing with poetics. Gall, I am a fool to not embrace tragedy, my fingers sing as they danced upon the keys. I'll ruin my hands while trying to make use of them, oh, how can I relate myself to you? You, whom is beautiful, the idea of you, as I am just a thought falling apart. What aspiration shall I carry up this hill? What burden for you? Another stone upon my back, its all illusory anyway, as they say.I digress, the source of my distress and shallowness, my tongue dancing with a shadow and the tears as lubrication for my gears of abstraction. What use are these hands, oh, you, whom ask of me? I am a fool with hands filled with a faulty tool.There is hope beyond me. If a blackness as bold could withhold my undoing, then how could I, a binger, not carry my love and reason to the foot of the harbinger. I only want you to see me; I, a clumsy shadow, a broken pane of glass; this is my opus for you.To what extent could I sate your pangs? Will I fix that portal with which you travel? Nothing is done, and yet even heaven now is gone while my fingers fall to pieces, the peace that is left is inside a hollow canister. Please excuse my pretentiousness, I did not mean it. I am choking from my stagnant fume, never pleased, never seen.I sat in the seat of an Abrams tank, there is no key needed for a child to turn, I could easily kill others with a mere turn of a wheel. I don't want to be a mortician, despite the job security. We have enough morticians already. How could I be prosecuted for falling asleep atop a corpse? They were a hobo. The jury would eat my tears as I take a pause with a bite of chicken. Just procure enough evidence about how bullshit it all is.Just throw up in court and pass out, the lawyer shouts, "Call a doctor!"Even if you don't win, go viral, get people protesting. Even if you do win, get people protesting, give them alcohol. Just swan dive. I'll say, "I'm calling out all you bitches!", as I hit the bottom of icy waters. I'll keep doing it for too long and I'll say, "this is all your fault." Brap, brurp. I killed him.
>>3592916Keep at it man, there's beauty here but it reminds me of the stiff and slightly pretentious style of a Dazai translation.
If you truly didn't give a shit about what others think is there anything you'd like to do more? Today I felt like chilling with goats but I felt I would get looks if I didn't have at least a girl at the petting zoo with me.
When people are so eager to declare they don't care what others think what they are really saying is this 'I'm looking for validation from others for being different'. If you truly don't care what others think you wouldn't have any reason to tell the world.
I don't understand how there is a connection between me caring about what others think and hanging out with others. like, I'm not going to change out of my hatsune miku shirt in order to go to the bar with friends. I'll just wear it and not give a fuck what people think. Is that it or is there some weird deeper level of not caring that I'm not getting to that you're on about?
I would shit in public more.
>>3592862I meant in public restrooms, but that's also because they don't hold up to my hygiene standards. Then again, I guess I'd drop deuces in the street, too.
u mad murika?
>>3592854I'm still on my parent's but I wouldn't want to be a part of that fucked up forced health care if I wasn't. Fine me or whatever but it's bullshit.That's what people don't understand. Everyone will be forced to pay for private healthcare. It's not free healthcare. The only people who benefit are welfare queens with free cell phones, food, transportation, and now health care?Why am I even working for a living? This shit is a scam.
>>3592856Also I am jealous OP. Truly socialized healthcare is where it's at. Too bad there's no funds left over after our government sends billions of tax dollars to aid countries that hate us anyway.
>>3592856Thats the fucked up part is its called the "affordable" healthcare act but the shit isn't affordable at all, its just mandated. And a lot of the bigger insurance companies are being bastards about it and actually pushing their rates up because they can. The whole "act" just tossed a wrench into an already half broken machine.
"u mad" kind of calms me down whenever someone's arguing or bragging.nb
Post your uncomfortable truths here.
>>3592486Poles are good people.
>>3592706Just because the graffiti is about Poles doesn't mean Gypsies aren't allowed to walk in front of it.>>3592731 They are indeed. Most of the one's I've met have been nice.
>>3590919How were FOIA requests conspiracies? That was from recovered documents, they accidentally destroyed many more of the projects archives. What we do know is rather disturbing and implicate the project being responsible for a man's suicide during nonconsensual hallucinations, though the incident report was scanty on details...
I am not a very attractive dude. Biologically speaking, I'm undesirable. Asymmetric face, skinny posture, don't fit in too well...Like others said, free will doesn't exist, we're just self-conscious chemical reactions, and governments do some fucked up shit in secret.Everything has been increasingly poisoned with radioactivity ever since we started fucking around with atomic bombs and nuclear plants.I ain't even paranoid schizophrenic, I'm pretty healthy mentally. The world is just a pretty sinister place and all everybody is doing is trying to escape that fact all the time.That being said, there is some beauty in life as well.
Behold! Brother the filthy whore of a deceleration system! Like savages well beat away at the metal rotors no more! No more friction my little brother the future is here!By using eddy current we people of star dust can never buy and pollute the earth with brake pads again!Cast yourself a copper rotor or copper plated rotorThen replace your callipers with a powerful electro magnet.Create a mechanical brake for only hold the car when it is fully stopped.the locomotive uses such system.
>>3592737why not? If the bike has disk brakes Im sure it can work.
I wish my car had a parachute, but I guess that'd be impractical.
>>3592744What would power the electromagnet?
>>3592755You could use this smutty cunt system know as KERS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_energy_recovery_system
>link the video that you'd like gif'd >tell me which part or scene you'd like gif'd >your gif will be delivered in a matter of time be patient All gifs will be sized to autoplay on /b/ if you'd like it smaller (for instance if you'd like to use it on another board like /wooo/ that has a 200x200 restriction instead of 256x200) just let me know
>link the video that you'd like gif'd >tell me which part or scene you'd like gif'd >your gif will be delivered in a matter of time be patient
fat fuck doesn't even care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2jhAKarSo 0:34 to 0:36
You heard me.
>>3592769>>3592772its interesting when its a different country.
Fuck that, POST LIQUOR STORES!
>>3592774There are dozens of pictures of lexi belle and food.seriously its this whole thing
>>3592807I know why do you think I posted that
I love you so much. this picture is the funniest thing i have ever seen. never possible without nope
>>3592784we didnt make that
Yeah, these are pretty funny.http://elblogdejoancornella.blogspot.fi/
>>3592121HEY BAT DAD
>>3592113>I bet my dad could beat up corpseWow, what a hero, maybe you should get man for a father.
>I bet my dad could beat up corpse
>>3592700Fuck my dad isn't even a corpse, he's dust and his scattered remains were washed away by the sea. Your dad can't beat my dad up because you can't beat up dust that is probably spread for thousands of miles. I'm not sure corpses can be beaten up, it's not like they give a fuck, they just decompose.
>>3592684YOU'RE GOING DOWN BROTHER THE NEXT TIME YOU BREATHE AIR ITS GOING TO BE FROM A MACHINE SUPPORTING YOUR WEAK FAGGOT LUNGS HAIL THE BATDAD
Is that guy still doing gif requests? I skipped that whole thread but now I realized there's a gif I need more than anything else and he's not here anymore, fuck, come back gif man
I'm that guy bump >>3590958with your request and I'll make it for you it was only like 2 pages back man lol
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