/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
Southpark should do an ep using in game actors in the south park game engine. It looks pretty much perfect, and it'd just be fucking sweet. You can be there live for like a minute as part of the crowd. Even if it was only like 2 other people fighting it'd be cool. There's many different ways one could do this so they could just do it every ep and have a clear visual indicator of how many people are watching the show.There'd always be a radius around the action. It could be a stage, security guards, a fence, or even just a magic invisible wall. Other characters walking down the streets or in the school hallway could be implemented by restricting the range of input players would have. The main plot could either be pre-recorded or even use real-time voice actors and machinima actors (although they'd have to write out half the main cast).And when someone hacks an ep live? Holy shit, that'd be so cool. Trey and Matt are def cool enough to appreciate this. They take 'not taking Southpark seriously', very seriously. 6 days of work down the drain for something even more system-disrupting to appear.Of course, the ultimate implementation of this would be: Matt and Trey say they are going to do this, but actually just animate in what people would probably do
This is very cool. As an animator/someonew who works in the animation industry, this idea is pretty fucking tops, and would defs work best in South Park.
So I recently watched VHS and VHS2 movies.Please keep in mind that I was on a lot of LSD and probably overthought everything in means to make sense of the tapes. VHS2 made it easier to start to understand the meaning of the tapes. In VHS2, the base story, they're going through a student's house. The girl there goes through the tapes and among them finds a video of the student talking about the tapes. He starts to mention something about being played in a certain order, and as the movie goes on, the girl watching the tapes seems to go into a trance over the tapes, where everything just is a dream(which is why she's caught staring at blank tvs and blaming it on her falling asleep). Howver, the student in the video decides to "make his own tape" leaving the ending very different than I expected. But this made me think that the dream like trance you're in is there until leading up to your death, making you be in a VHS tape yourself. So with the baseline of both movies, it can be an entirely new VHS tape for some sadistic fuck like me too go out and look for to find the right order to the sequence. I would also like to add that in the confusion of attempting to figure out what was going on in each tape, I felt in a dream because it was a whole lot of "What."
you dipshits. this isn't some kind of tv station?!
>>3874544television was never alive.
>>3874544You're just mad because you aren't compressed into a radio signal and broadcast digitally through the atmosphere.
>>3874493That guy's voice sounds familiar.
>>3874647He sounds like a more normal well adjusted version of that the new storyteller guy with the thomas the tank engine videos. You know because you can hear him using actual words.
"After human capacity in a $1000 personal computer is achieved around the year 2020, our thinking machines will improve the cost performance of their computing by a factor of two every twelve months. That means that the capacity of computing will double ten times every decade, which is a factor of one thousand every ten years. So your personal computer will be able to simulate the brain power of a small village by 2030, the entire population of the USA by 2048, and a trillion human beings by 2060. If we estimate the human Earth population at 10 billion persons, one penny's worth of computing circa 2099 will have a billion times greater computing capacity than all humans on Earth." - Ray Kurzweil 'The Age of Spiritual Machines'
>>3874637If we don't develop vaccines for the bacteria to grow resistant to, the bacteria won't hyperevolve into more deadly ones, and our natural immune systems will adapt at a natural rate accordingly. No more superflus. We just have to get the normal flu sometimes.
Ray Kurzweil is a fucking loon
Will super AIs dream up entire worlds? Like what we do when we sleep, but in a much, much larger scale? I often lucid dream and 99% of the time the inhabitants refuse to believe it's a dream when I tell them, often trying to convince me it's real, like they have a mind of their own that you can't control. Once I had a surprising result where one replied that I'm not supposed to tell them. Is this whole world just a dream of a super AI?
>>3874730Bro, dream people are other dreamers. It's called Dreamscape for a reason.
Is it normal to have a heart rate of about 100 BPM when smoking weed?I only took one hit and next thing I know my heart rate was at 100 beats per minute, as measured by my Samsung Galaxy though. On top of that I was feeling pretty cold. I didn't have a good time to be honest.I am not a regular smoker and it had been more than 5 months since I last had smoked.Thanks to all who will bother to help.
>>3874693Oh jesus christ. I have to spell it out? I'm saying they're not correlated because a high heart rate causes the opposite of cold sensations. I get cold sensations and shivers when I'm really really high so while I'm saying it's directly caused by your high anxiety, it isn't caused by your high heart rate. See? Don't worry. Your heart is fine.
You got too high after a long break, it has happened to me many times. It's a little uncomfortable, but should wear off in under an hour. Try and not smoke as though you were the same person 5 months ago, really watch your hits. I take little puffs and see where they take me after 5-10 minutes when the high peaks.
>>3874700Here's the first result when you search "anxiety and cold" although I'm not sure how credible they are and it's one of the only sources that really elaborate on coldness and anxiety.Like I said man, next time just do something to get your mind off of it.
I am in need of a reliable and SAFE driver to take my 10-year-old daughter home from after-school soccer practice starting in December and ending in late April. She needs to be taken from school in Exton to home in Bryn Mawr. It should take about an hour each day. You will be needed Mon, Tues, Thurs, and Fri. Looking for a safe driver with a clean driving record. Please reply with references. We can discuss compensation. Thanks!
>>3874603fucking lol, good work antonio, you're a credit to your race
>>3874603Anyone who's ever tried to use Google Goggles already knows the disappointing results of image searching. Unless it has a brand logo on it.And when they made google goggles, they thought it would be neat that people could snap a picture of a famous landmark, and search information about where they are. What they didn't figure out, is that most landmarks & attractions have information written out about them in the little pamphlet you were handed when you arrived.
>>3874543Pics of your daughter. Post em.
About 5-6 months ago my ex-girlfriend had an ambulance show up to our apartment because her heart rate was going crazy, I tried to calm her down but she insisted we call an ambulance. Ambulance shows up, checks her out, and she is totally fine.Few weeks later she got a bill in the mail, she didn't have a job or any money coming in for the prior 3 months she was living with me but she told me she would figure it out. Fast forward to a month and a half down the road and she breaks up with me, out of the blue and leaves that same night.Few weeks later, she fucks off to Ontario.I've been getting her ambulance bill in the mail for the last couple of months now, just got one that is a final notice and if its not paid it will go to collections.Heres the kicker, we aren't talking. At all. And I am really grateful for that. Should I:A) Tell the hospital she no longer lives here and tell them I have no idea where she is now (Basically the truth)B) Contact her, get her address and tell them to send the bills thereC) Let collections totally fuck over her credit for the forseeable futureNot like collections can really do anything besides fuck over her credit, which I doubt she will ever use in the first place. But still...
>>3874286Comment made me laugh, don't know why. Thanks.
>>3874174Did she fuck up your credit by holding on to your unpaid ambulance bills when she broke up with you?
>>3874533Yeah this, let them and her sort it out.
Just say you don't know where she is.She left you out of the blue, then left the same night without giving a second thought to the bill. her problem.
1 2 3 4 I declare an interweb war. like the one in hackers.oc only.go.
http://gizmodo.com/5973730/grab-photoshop-and-cs2-for-absolutely-free-right-hereAdobe released CS2 for free last year.
>>3874650i'm an objectively better person than you
Dan "The Man"
1980's best decade in human historyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8&feature=player_embedded
Every time period is exactly as awful as every other one and any bright spot in media, politics or social movements are minor outliers that get put on pedestals because we try to forget that 90% of everything is terrible
The movies sucked except for a few decent ones. The music sucked except for a few decent ones. It's been pretty much the same way ever since.
Anyone here beat it? I'm not sure if I have male pattern baldness starting to crop up or if it's a lack of certain vitamins and minerals. Would a dermatologist be the specialist to see?
>>3874550Must be some cream or summin, like diet change whatever. Not scrot rot, but like psoriasis on the schpinkter
>>3874554sour cream and diet dr. pepper
>>3874506lmao you should learn to read what you're replying to before posting. I find it both sad and funny you're pissed / lashing out because I don't agree with you. I never asked for advice, I specifically asked about a dermatologist for my scalp / hair and invited others to share their experiences. Whatever is causing you this butthurt in life I wish you luck in overcoming.
I haven't seen a bump when high in like a month what the fuck is wrong with this place?
>>3874410How did you end there? In a hotel somewhere not knowing where you are? Its interesting.
>>3874410I once got high and drunk annd benzd, took a train somewhere 3 hours away, walked around some random town and into a random hotel. Was running up and down the stairwell and found this small book shelve. Decided to steal 2 books and put em in my bag. When I woke up the next day I saw what books they were. One was a non fiction book in Russian! The other was a romance novel, I was so pissed at that. Enjoy the hotel OP
took a bunch of mxe. its friday for me. tee hee.
>>3874471That rhymes, why you rhyming?
gif thread fellas, i feel bad man, cheer me up
>>3873503yeah sorry, i usually don't check reports until my second or third beer after work, and i still have to go on the beer run.
>>3873510the store opens again in a couple hours. you can wait.
>>3873510Naw man, totally makes sense. I used to mod a game and it's a thankless fucking job.>Eight? Are you serious? Wow, if it weren't for the other posters reactions I wouldn't have picked that at all. Maybe I do need a little more human interaction.I dunno, that was just a guess. But she did not have breasts of any kind.>the store opens again in a couple hours. you can wait.Most decent people hope to be in an unconscious drunken, stoned stupor that allows them to forget the banality of modern existence by that time. Priorities, mang
>Eight? Are you serious? Wow, if it weren't for the other posters reactions I wouldn't have picked that at all. Maybe I do need a little more human interaction.
>the store opens again in a couple hours. you can wait.
>>3873510This is what it's like to be a mod isn't it?
What's the point of such circles? Does it make the design better? In my opinion, it's just a gimmick, "we don't just draw the logo, we make it out of circles and golden ratio, so it's scientifically better".
Bump for penguin slide
>>3874452I got you nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05zdHkLM_bY
I think this is NJs world domination fantasy right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QyB8PAZKlA
>>3874457Someone make a gif of this with Netjester's head at the top of the slide.
I introduce you now to Harry_Skywalker AKA Harry_Saslamix AKA HarryHarry here has trolled the Jurassic Park discussions, along ALL the Jurassic Park movies for the last 14 YEARSHe posts in every single thread related to Jurassic Park daily, all day. And has been doing so for, again, 14 years straight.He will ruin every single discussion. If you say The Lost World is a bad movie, he will respond that The Lost World is the greatest movie of all time. Every time.He also will tell you exactly what you told him, word for word, if you insult him,Out of all the sadness of the internet, I think I discovered the saddest person in internet history.He has been doing this for a decade and a half. Daily. All day.There are at least 1000 threads related to Jurassic Park in IMDB. And he has posted at least 30 responses in each one. Each one a terrible, terrible troll attempt. That is 30,000+ awful trolls in counting. There is probably many more not even being counted here.He is the IMDB version of Yojimbo, and I'm willing to bet he is about 10,000x worse.Behold.http://www.imdb.com/user/ur27881668/boards/?uc=1#history
Once I had all my forum posts scrubbed by IMDB admins when I claimed my son had been molested while watching Django Unchained and that I was traumatized by Quinten Tarantino ever since. This was like a year ago or something. The admins there must be forgiving cause my account goes to like 2006 and they left everything else.IMDB is like the public square of movie discussion. The least niche movie discussion forum on the net. I fucking love that place.All that shit is tl'dr though. And he seems to be a tedious videogame autist as far as the posts I skimmed show. When someone devotes that much effort it's as much of a troll of themselves as it is to the roused rabble.
>>3874441My IMDB account is one of my oldest internet personas. Created in 2002.
Also it's amazing to me how disparate peoples' conception of what 'trolling' is. As far as mainstream, someone like Andy Kaufman is an absurd clown, and someone like Time&Eric are trolls (see any of their interviews).I remember a person on /ga/ write an elaborate story of being kicked out of his house and sucking dick for money or something like that. He spoke about suicidal tendencies and got a few peopple to write 3, 4 paragraph long highly emotional responses about the beauty and meaning of life, trying to relate to him, an convince him not to do it. Later in the thread it was revealed (not by him) that the story was a fabrication from the very start, and all replies were made to further deceive other posters who had found the story moving. One of the posters who attempted talking him out of suicide said his gut sank to the floor after realizing he had been duped, and that he felt "emotionally violated." This was around Christmas time in like 2011 or 2010, I wish I had saved it for reference so people could understand what the word 'troll' even means. It was probably the best true trolls I've ever seen since the late 90s.This shit I'm reading in your OP is just an argumentative sperg/autist. He's only a 'troll' in as much as troll means persistently combative and annoying.
What is the dullest gray you ever derpified ?
>>3874433 bullshit dude
I need to know if this is a photoshop or not, I know there's gotta be someone here who's an expert on this and willing to inspect the pixels closely.thanks in advance guys.
>>3874415some gif i saved from 2007, sorry man
he is 5'7" apparently so that is a 5" dong by my estimate
He's referring to Jesis Christ's father. i.e. Vince 'burying' God in his feud with DX.... ↵
you don't even have to tear it off first, just take the bottle opener to it like normal an... ↵
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