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Argue against peace and love by Dirk Hardpec - Sat, 11 Oct 2014 20:24:32 EST ID:BLCpyl9e No.3826578 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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OK guys

A bunch of Hare Krishnas are about to be killed when the NRA lets out its current bunch of brainless zombies and unleashes them upon the coastal paradises of the world

How do you convince these Hare Krishnas to defend themselves, teach them how to hold a rifle, and kill all of the zombies without dying?
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Sophie Clenkinstene - Sun, 12 Oct 2014 22:41:43 EST ID:5ruTe4h8 No.3828012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3827754
That's why I didn't get it. What was the other post I didn't post say?
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Harry Sullivan - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 15:02:18 EST ID:hF8dJ7t+ No.3828698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3828012
You know, what you did wrong
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GrahamNaffingnod.cmd - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 15:24:31 EST ID:qx/GKKoY No.3828718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have them read the bhagavad gita
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Jenny Dillerchatch - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:23:51 EST ID:XaTQytXi No.3833481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They venerate ancestors, believe in the Hindu pantheon but with different names, believe in heaven and hell, and afterlife, and reincarnation. How can you believe in all that and call yourself an atheist? This is what wikipedia readers actually believe. Go to a Buddhist temple and learn about the fucking world.


How does your meat smell like? by Jenny Dillerchatch - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:19:44 EST ID:XaTQytXi No.3833474 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mine smells like ham.
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Poké Kid George - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:56:42 EST ID:FgvyvQXQ No.3833499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know. Dick? nb.


post your weather/forecast by Joe Son - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 20:11:36 EST ID:J5X8xOfy No.3830464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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lol drought? what drought? i just left the water running on my sink for a half hour.
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Marla Gilmore - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 22:28:10 EST ID:uRBN4tdP No.3830631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3830558
Yoouuu shud hav lisened!
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Alex Fickleshits - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 22:54:20 EST ID:zw3egyxh No.3830683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Officer Faggy - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 23:27:13 EST ID:pRsLFbTg No.3830736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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YOU WANT MY FUCKING FORECAST?
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Jenny Dillerchatch - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:18:06 EST ID:XaTQytXi No.3833472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
worst thread ever. nb


"Why does everyone who play frisbee golf smoke weed?" by EugeneGreenson.pdf - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 22:44:01 EST ID:dr9oJjVm No.3830662 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/13/frisbee-golfer-profiled-weed-cop_n_5978652.html

>the officer issuing a written warning to a motorist, who had been stopped for driving without headlights. The unidentified officer comments on the driver's Frisbee golf bag before asking the man, "Why is it that everybody that plays Frisbee golf smokes weed?”

>He then asks the driver if he's smoked weed before, and then adds, "How much weed do you have in the car today?”

I think the cop was in his every right to search the car of that disk golfing hippie.
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 12:04:25 EST ID:EotZVV0h No.3831256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I smoke weed and play disc golf. Its fun. I bring my dog.

Fuck y'all. Night disc golf is fun too.
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Henry Drengerstad - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:16:13 EST ID:lTjLRdPi No.3833468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
aefiojsoisiod adf adaff qe
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Jenny Dillerchatch - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:17:34 EST ID:XaTQytXi No.3833471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
autism everywhere
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Bob Blunton - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 10:53:11 EST ID:EvO5Hmox No.3833528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wanna play floppy disc golf.


BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP by Arcade Star Rebecca - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 15:58:26 EST ID:tJv0cLjm No.3832669 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You go walk in the middle of a side street and you hear a car coming from behind. As a reaction you leave the street of course, so that the car can pass. Even though you acted respectful towards the driver, he/she honks at you. How do you react? Do you flinch when car drivers honk at you?
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Leon Belmont - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:16:37 EST ID:F3ia7VTu No.3832683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3832669
This never happens to me because:

  1. I have a car and drive almost everywhere

2. I don't walk in the street if I do have to walk

I've been beep-free for years except for that one time somebody was driving the wrong way on a one way street. They scared the shit out of me so I beeped. I hope I didn't rustle anyone's jimmies with my beep but my jimmies were already pretty rustled to begin with.
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Keith Jardine - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:17:14 EST ID:K07TN3ns No.3832684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I honk back.
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Leon Belmont - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:24:03 EST ID:F3ia7VTu No.3832688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3832684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SihGyVAhOsY
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Henry Drengerstad - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:15:31 EST ID:lTjLRdPi No.3833466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I yell BEEP back.


Fuck you frown chan do you want to roll? by Kitana - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 01:33:32 EST ID:zixQiJs0 No.3832234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fuck you for banning Reuben, frown chan. You deserve ebola for that.
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Roger Gracie - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 04:17:46 EST ID:6ZH6cZ3i No.3832329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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who summoned ebolachan
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Riccardo Giacconi - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 05:33:59 EST ID:7OH66810 No.3832367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3832329
Good luck Ebola-chan!
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Kindler Phyllis - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 05:43:13 EST ID:rkihMxKP No.3832371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3832329
I was surprised by how decent the anatomy was in this fanart until I clicked it and realized it's just a photoshop of someone else's work. Now I'm sad.
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Henry Drengerstad - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:14:48 EST ID:lTjLRdPi No.3833465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ebola will be our end. Accept it as a gift.


an experiment by Tully Blanchard - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 22:17:09 EST ID:8J7ksRqT No.3833018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i want you to do something. get some salive going, like a lot of saliva. make sure your lips are moist as heck. now go give a kiss to whoever is closest. post results.
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Colt Cabana - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 22:34:24 EST ID:HreF5MEX No.3833031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3833029
It's normal to be confused when you start to have these feelings about other boys when people around you think you should have those feelings for girls.

It's all about knowing the ropes -- and in certain ways you'd never imagine.
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Bob Crinklebutt - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 22:44:37 EST ID:bENTNtsx No.3833034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833031
i wish i was more into guys than i am. or girls for that matter. it would make things easier.
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Galactic Boss Ebenezer - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 00:07:50 EST ID:fuZEKGAj No.3833133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833026
Everyone who is different than you needs a diagnosis or your reality would just come crashing down
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Henry Drengerstad - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:14:19 EST ID:lTjLRdPi No.3833463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
faggots you should abandon the post and get a drink


talking about consciousness by Nick Andopolis - Mon, 06 Oct 2014 13:29:20 EST ID:C144gdzW No.3819182 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's talk about consciousness. First I define what I think is consciousness. It is not your mind. Your mind is a biocomputer, something physical.
Behind the mind (psy and dis users know what I mean) is a observer. It only exists in the very present moment and perceives the mind/body/emotions and its senses of the surrounding world. It can't interfere, only observe.
If you take a high psy or dis dosis you will notice that you are not your thoughts, that you are not your feelings, that you are not what you think you are (it's hard to describe).
You are the observer of the present and observe your thoughts like you would observe clouds. They don't originate from the observer, the consciousness.

Is the consciousness immaterial? Every 7 years most of your cells have been replaced by new ones. You gain energy from food and your body discards that food. Does it discard you? You are not the atoms you are built of, then. You are like a flame on a candle. The flame of a candle can be observed as something constant even though it is always changing the things it is made of. And similar is the human body. You are always made of different atoms from time to time and yet can be observed as something constant.
Weird, isn't it?
The double slit experiment came out with the results that light behaves either as a particle or as a wave depending if it is being observed.
It interacts with consciousness in a way we yet don't understand.
Religions would say, consciousness is the eternal soul. An immaterial thing that exists in a material world.
Some say our bodys are only made for the consciousness, so it can exist in our material world.
What do you think is consciousness? Why do you think light behaves differently when there is an observer (double slit experiment)?
Do animals have a consciousness? I think so.
Do plants, bacteria, fungi and whatever lives have a consciousness too?
Is consciousness only an illusion and material? I am confused /b/, what the fuck is that thing that exists in us and experiences everything?
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Pigma Dengar - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:42:41 EST ID:5vkceIvL No.3833490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there is science and I only trust science and science so far only knows the material world, so back off with your voodoo paranormal shit to /spooky/
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Sidney Gunningfidging - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:44:32 EST ID:mw1yKIIS No.3833491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833490
>>3833489
asshole. you are the kind of person if he had lived in the middle ages would have thought that the earth is flat and is the center of the universe. go away.
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Marcelo Zana - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:46:13 EST ID:etOaLjUr No.3833493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about: We simply don't know?
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Robert Timecock - Sat, 18 Oct 2014 04:49:26 EST ID:PxMF8yVK No.3834372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3832761
http://krautchan.net/t/thread-26349.html


Where were you when.. by Riccardo Giacconi - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:09:49 EST ID:KlcY/5pZ No.3833410 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where were you when you found out Bill Cosby had 13 rape allegations?
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:08:32 EST ID:8hAZ1CKv No.3833434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your Honor, dohhhhhhhh. Tell meeeeeee, she wasn't asking..... for a pudding... POP!
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Man Davushka - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:15:48 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3833435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im considering hanging myself right now
i have a belt around my neck and the bathroom door is strong enough to hold it steady
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Admiral T'Lara - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:05:41 EST ID:CbW5/WqA No.3833457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833410
No. No no no no no. Rolf Harris, Woody Allen, Cliff Richards, the Seventh Heaven guy, not Bill Cosby. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.
No, really, when did I end up in the mirror universe? I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH ONE NOW.
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Bug Maniac John - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:11:04 EST ID:Jivm4LrD No.3833460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is pretty screwed, but actually I read it was 14..
I'll never look at a pudding pop the same now.


Customs by Joel Maximo - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:16:49 EST ID:IIxi4EP4 No.3833438 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I got a letter from customs being all COTROLLED SUBSTANCE MAGIC MUSHROOMS FUCK YOU
Why the man gotta interfere, can I claim them on religious grounds, say that Im a Shaman, Witchdoctor?
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WilliamDummlegold.cat - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:22:12 EST ID:EJeZhuoy No.3833439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what
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Joel Maximo - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:26:44 EST ID:IIxi4EP4 No.3833441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833439
I know right
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Bug Maniac John - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:30:10 EST ID:Jivm4LrD No.3833444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833438
>Letter from customs being all COTROLLED SUBSTANCE MAGIC MUSHROOMS FUCK YOU
Did you try shipping them from overseas or something? And no probably not unless you're injun.


rrrrrrrrrrricky spanish by Fritz Von Erich - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 15:51:49 EST ID:om/GuMjY No.3832662 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is the WORST thing you have done

I once lied on the internet and to everyone about basically everything for like 9 months and nearly broke my own mind.
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General Martok - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:42:36 EST ID:om/GuMjY No.3833388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3832744
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Jenny Shittingman - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:45:36 EST ID:AMBBO3AX No.3833389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i used to steal to support my IV drug habit
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Heinrich Olbers - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:58:16 EST ID:RAQq03iU No.3833399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's been almost two years and everyone I know still believes my name is Frank.
I just really like that name.
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Joel Maximo - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:03:39 EST ID:IIxi4EP4 No.3833431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel no guilt

Maybe thats my worst thing ...low level crime to get by, who doesnt?

Ive knocked things out of pedestrians hands when theyve walked out of onto the road when Im on my bike, Im not stopping fuck that


The devil by Stink Pinkling - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 14:11:37 EST ID:3I9x2ZPG No.3832600 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How can nobody see the devil when they look at this man on TV? Just look into it's eyes and it's clear as day. It's not just this man, about 75% of politics and people on the news clearly have sold their soul to the devil. They aren't like average people you'd see in the street or smoke some weed with. In their mind's, they think they are fundamentally different than the average person. When you look into their eyes, you can see it.

And still everyday, there are millions of people watching and listening to them. some of you even try to relate to them.
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Man Davushka - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 23:53:16 EST ID:x6JmiEzw No.3833109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How do you think the soul-selling process works, OP? I'd like to hear this.
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El Zorro - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 00:50:49 EST ID:cF6vhKIh No.3833160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833049
All I seen in this thread was this post and I knew I had to get in on it.
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Lillian Mishford - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 01:17:34 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3833196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833049
in his defense talking about being attacked will 100% in fact, make someone have to fucking attack you.
I really hate when people call me a gigantic faggot.
watch nobody reply to this because I said they would you thought about not doing didn't you
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Shitty McCockerson - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:42:17 EST ID:kUAz6sol No.3833426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3832900

Dammit.


rate your high ___ to ___. by John Bahcall - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 03:21:02 EST ID:EQKH6xRW No.3833321 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C62KYLfuOp0
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Heinrich Olbers - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:54:37 EST ID:RAQq03iU No.3833398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>___ to ___
is this some sort of obscure python feature?
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Man Davushka - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:00:11 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3833401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc

im a half mexican asshole from california but i feel such an affinity for irish/celtic culture and music and their history is so fucking fascinating to me

must be some past life shit

what will we do with a drunken sailor
way hay up she rises
who the fuck am i
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John Bahcall - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:04:17 EST ID:EQKH6xRW No.3833407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3833392
eyes or lies.
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Man Davushka - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:27:32 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3833421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsLL2bmLgfg


boo by Jarvis Wullergold - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 03:05:52 EST ID:SgnZ256t No.3831002 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's some spooky shiz that's happened to you, this place could use some more of an october feeling to it.

I just moved into a new house recently, and I hear weird banging in the night, I'm in the basement, and the house is creepy with crawlspaces and whatnot, I kind of love it though.

and don't say /spoooky/ cuz that board is just people trying to fuck ghosts and be crazy
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Dr. Yuris - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 19:52:38 EST ID:xMusrFiz No.3831806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3831800

This was an October thread? Well why didn't you say so!!! Hurraduurrrhadurpajihadiladidadilaalal
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Captain Solok - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 20:00:38 EST ID:Hpuv54W5 No.3831812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Let's get this thread back on track! Ghost stories are awesome and give me hope that maybe life isn't as hopeless as it seems.
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Simon Tarses - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 20:01:49 EST ID:HRIZjb83 No.3831813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One time I was in the shower, and I was standing under the showerhead, just kind of basking in the warm water. I turned around, and saw the shampoo bottle levitating at least half a foot off the shelf. As soon as I saw it, it slowly lowered itself back down, kind of like it was on a rope... just the way it wobbled, like it wasn't a steady.

Another time me and some friends trespassed on an elementary school past midnight. It was an outdoor school, meaning the classrooms were like trailers. We went there for the express purpose of filming a scene for a scary movie we were making. When we turned the corner of one of the buildings, we heard this giggle that sounded like it came from a little girl. We got spooked, turned around and ran as fast as we could out of the school, hoped a fence like it was nothing.

Later went back and listened to the recording, and you could definitely hear the little girl giggling. Unfortunately, I accidentally deleted the video on youtube, and that was the only surviving copy.
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Martin Freeman - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:36:49 EST ID:mX5ijUNj No.3833379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3831741
That's crazy, man. For some reason whenever I read creepypasta or get spooked my eyes immediately start to water, and my nose gets runny. Only happens with creepy shit. like I can make myself cry by imagining people watching me that I can't see Really sensitive to stuff like that I guess.

When I was young I moved off of a main road and into a little New England house that was around 200 years old. Of course it was remodeled a couple times, but it still had an earthen cellar. It used to fill up with spiders, there'd be webs everywhere.

The first weird thing that happened to me at the house was when I was around the age of 6. I was playing across a small stream that ran near the house in a somewhat swampy area, with dead trees and mushy ground. My interested was piqued after I noticed something laying on the ground. When I inspected it closer I found it to be A cat, with all of its paws cut off, and it's skin removed. For some reason I only told my brother and the neighbor, who were playing with me. We treated it really casually and buried it under one of the apple trees growing in the horse pasture.
Later we found another dead cat inside of our bathtub fixture when we removed it to renovate the bathroom.

We also used to hear footsteps walking around the house when nobody was up.
We started the hear *THUD* in the night, only to go downstairs in the morning to find that a picture hung on the wall was facedown in the center of the room. This happened several times and my mother actually had an exorcist come to the house. She believes the room my brother used to live in, and the one that I currently live in on breaks, is haunted specifically. mega wtfffsss

I don't really believe in supernatural things, and I'm willing to believe some random shit happened that caused all those things, and perhaps in fault of my memory I have embellished certain details of these events, but all of them did happen.


would it work? by Robert Wilson - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 20:43:05 EST ID:0Nuwrjuj No.3832901 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Aloucious McBreeze - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:11:39 EST ID:47TXh2bc No.3833248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just stick a dildo in the freezer
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Kintaro - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:23:28 EST ID:yvZnXdje No.3833263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My body temp is 96.7 or 96.8 degrees Fahrenheit and I have very low blood pressure (110/70 when sitting, 120/80 when about my day), so I'm always freaking cold.
I love the heat.
Sounds weird that I check my blood pressure or temperature regularly, but it's from a scare I had as a child where my parents thought I had diabetes, a heart problem, brain disorder or other bodily horsecockery that kept my blood from flowing. Turns out I'm just medically chill.

Also OP the best cooling devices go around the neck, under the armpits or around the groin. They make those for construction workers. Pretty neat.
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FrederickSorrycocke.log - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 03:13:08 EST ID:F3ia7VTu No.3833313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833263
Eat more salt.

Smoke cigarettes.
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Blackbelt Hamilton - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 03:55:49 EST ID:zw3egyxh No.3833352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833263
My dad and I have that too. I've gone down to 50/20 from having blood drawn. I fell unconscious and apparently started convulsing. He's a lifetime smoker in his 50's and can run for 10 minutes and still stay around 110/70.


L8THREAD by Michael Rostov - Wed, 15 Oct 2014 03:06:50 EST ID:QO12hulE No.3831004 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Dranking, wanking, and inhaling my vapor.

What's them you people?
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Julia Child - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 01:46:00 EST ID:QO12hulE No.3833216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833073

No. And yes.
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Artist Molly - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:44:32 EST ID:ymrZN/GR No.3833290 Report Quick Reply
>>3833183

Funny thing is that I take almost all of these with me in my pockets as well, in the form of my phone.

The monocular, laser pointer and stun gun are the only things the phone can't do.
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Evan Dunham - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:50:54 EST ID:PuqXACQ1 No.3833298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833290
What a shitty phone
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Julia Child - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:56:32 EST ID:QO12hulE No.3833305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3833298

That is the Kalashnikov of phones, comrade.


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