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i think i'm misogynist by Beatrice Clabblesere - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 20:51:17 EST ID:39JiejEi No.4159217 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the following is a sexual, social, psychological. it is a confluence of random, which i post here on the random board, before posters wishing to be exposed to random content. this is a self-analysis and not a troll.

when i think about it, for as long as i can remember, even pre-puberty, my interactions with women are in the form of 'targeting' specific ones for specific reasons. i have a desire for, and in all cases this desire is strictly based on physical beauty or attractive quirks that i wish to possess through either fornication[/%] or, on the deeper level, as something more akin to laying claim to as though it 'property' over which others may not trespass because i 'own' her, or a 'pet' whom i take care of entirely with the expectation that it understands its weak position and that its repayment for my sustaining of it (the pet) or her (the woman) is unwavering loyalty and obedience (applies to both).

i realize that i never have interactions with women in a friendly, natural manner. in the cases of young women i notice that, seemingly instinctively and without any cause that i am consciously aware of, i change how to something more similar to how i would interact with someone much younger, like a 12 or 14 year old. any woman aged 18-25 i seem to automatically revert to how i would discuss things to a 12-14 years old. i noticed my uncle, who is not at all this way, describe his interactions with Muslims in Iraq when he was there serving a tour of duty training their police. he mentioned that when the men want to discuss something medical, financial, or something serious, if a female US servicewoman were involved they would immediately ask to speak to a man. now some of this is based on culture and religion, but it's not that simple, because when he told me this with disgust at their unfair treatment of women, my internal and unvoiced (why incriminate myself?) response was: "Yeah, and? You don't do that? Isn't that your response to women in the workplace and in serious matters?"
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Expert James - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 23:19:25 EST ID:oQklSZfu No.4159345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have a problem (you're a misogynist) and want to discuss it. How is this not qq material? Or at lest social sciences. nb for wrong board.
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Beatrice Clabblesere - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 23:46:12 EST ID:39JiejEi No.4159356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159341
The purpose of this thread was to create this reply. I am officially done and you have won. Nb, gg
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Marc Veyrat - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:34:49 EST ID:yPTIhD9I No.4159790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159341

I thought this was Kenan & Kel last night.
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Shitting Senderman - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 16:00:43 EST ID:AV/Dg3Km No.4159810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i felt a little bit like a rapist when I once pushed a girl away in a moshpit when she was standing in front of me rubbing her ass against me and whipping her hair back in my face. But since then i've become a feminist out of guilt over the event and tried to contact that woman in the moshpit to apologise for raping her. It might also have something to do with my disgust of germans but i don't want to lord my male privilege over her.


Would you ever date a shoe? by WesleySocklebick.raw - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:34:54 EST ID:Kv3fPxPe No.4159741 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pic related, this is my shoe. It's got aspergers and cerebral palsy but it also likes homestuck. It loves talking about sex but it hasn't had any yet.

So /b/, would you date my shoe?
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Shitting Senderman - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:52:43 EST ID:AV/Dg3Km No.4159759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159755
looks like a pretty boring missionary sex once a week -kind of shoe, but maybe a few new laces would change that...
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Priscilla Bocklefield - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:04:39 EST ID:0Nmp3rXN No.4159766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP confirmed for having zero originality
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Yutaka Ishinabe - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:13:29 EST ID:uDq98bSj No.4159778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i would but i dont want to get tied down
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Phineas Brappercocke - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:59:01 EST ID:nwBQwQNq No.4159806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159741
/st/ or /sd/


Squid by Brian of Nazareth - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:04:51 EST ID:VMPgJ1qK No.4159767 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you ever date a female squid? She's also got minimal sexual experience and is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid is a kid is a squid
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Eragon - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:28:32 EST ID:nOmV1G43 No.4159786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't think I'd enjoy this as much as I did. Played the test fire last weekend, had a ball and a half. Musics fantastic, I love the gibberish Nu Metal sounding track. Probably going to pick this up with MGS5 this week or next.
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Eragon - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:37:11 EST ID:nOmV1G43 No.4159791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159786
I thought this VG and I was actually talking about the game... Here's a squid, who may also be a kid.
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Edith Ethelbert - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:57:10 EST ID:uJikxIq4 No.4159801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159776
Kirt can you rename /vg/ back to "PURE SHIT", as there is no splatoon discussion on there. I would greatly appreciate it.

To the thread's discussion, no. But I would enjoy eating a squid.
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Phineas Brappercocke - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:58:33 EST ID:nwBQwQNq No.4159805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159767
/ani/ or or /sd/


i need cool robot picture by Cameraman Frederick - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 04:02:47 EST ID:nqiQeMj+ No.4158739 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 06:23:49 EST ID:ou4Os1kO No.4159557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159552
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Smithy - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 07:53:15 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4159580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159552
>>4159557
fags
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Zoila Frausto - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 08:46:10 EST ID:tqhiMpBl No.4159582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159580
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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Golden Joe - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:39:02 EST ID:Ne/iQRak No.4159793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I got you OP


Picture of a horse. by Justin Gabriel - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:53:51 EST ID:gV+PNrkG No.4158168 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone been able to find a picture of a horse? I google "horse picture" and all I could find is tons of these furry quadruped bikes.
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MarthaFattingbure.drv - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:22:51 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4158494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4158491
Sorry guys that was too vague.
I marked where my friend said the horse is just for clarity.
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George Dartworth - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:24:08 EST ID:gczDI7RP No.4158496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4158491

Photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.
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George Dartworth - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:26:07 EST ID:gczDI7RP No.4158497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4158494


Oh... Now that you mention it I think I see it.
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Parasol Lady Eliza - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:06:36 EST ID:6t/HQh8R No.4159769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4158269
Fuck that looks like something out of mr pickles


Cerebral Palsy by Ross Pearson - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 12:11:40 EST ID:StKpMSNA No.4159651 Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you ever date a female with cerebral palsy? Shes also had minimal sexual experience (1 or 2 guys) and barely knows to perform in the sack. She has a normal amount of friends and a minimum wage job.

Pic related my sister
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NathanielClittinghall.ps - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:41:54 EST ID:Kwv/QXXO No.4159751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't not date a person because they have cerebral palsy, but to be totally honest I think that I would probably prefer to date other people first.
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Junkyard Dog - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:47:25 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4159756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159727

wtf thats the girl from Chvrches. Only disease she has is Clenched Vagina Virus.
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:54:28 EST ID:ou4Os1kO No.4159760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159756
Just let me pretend you are ruining my fantasy.
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Junkyard Dog - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:04:13 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4159765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159760

Nah m8. stop fantasizing about MY waifu or i'll kick your ass.


The way of the future by Brock Lesnar - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:08:04 EST ID:trChorM9 No.4159613 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szrCg4hbqMs
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Brock Lesnar - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:25:10 EST ID:trChorM9 No.4159620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtWJahTWck
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Fist Rockbone - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:23:41 EST ID:jxTrDdTK No.4159731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think that using water-balloons filled with paint or other means of disrupting the sight of officers using riot shields and masks would be much more effective than things like molotovs. Maybe paint then molotovs, as paint can be pretty flammable. As you can see in the first video the cocktails are not too effective and even ones that were nearby when one exploded just walked out of the area of the fire, probably unscathed. I think I've seen paint thrown at riot police before and yeah, it seems like a much more effective strategy.
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Fist Rockbone - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:26:50 EST ID:jxTrDdTK No.4159735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159731 that cops were nearby*
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Lucien Olivier - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:36:17 EST ID:J2YCLjx7 No.4159744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159731

That's a good idea. The one guy used a fire extinguisher in the vid. I imagine 4 or 5 of those could cause some disruption.


Cyborg by Jarvis Shakebanks - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 13:13:18 EST ID:StKpMSNA No.4159693 Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you ever date a cybernetic female? She's physically a virgin because she installs a new vagina every time she gets a new boyfriend, and performs unnaturally well in the sack. She's connected to a hivemind and has multiple designated tasks.

Pic related my sister
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Dave Prazak - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 13:16:18 EST ID:QvrdzqBq No.4159696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
paging Therm0...
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Michel Troisgros - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 13:19:04 EST ID:AhhjHntk No.4159698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
0/10 would not assimilate
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Ross Pearson - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 14:37:52 EST ID:StKpMSNA No.4159745 Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Down syndrome by Smithy - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:56:42 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4159642 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you ever date a female with down syndrome? Shes also loose and knows how to perform in the sack. She has lots of friends and high paying job

Pic related my sister
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Ian Rotten - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:57:55 EST ID:AAqeFUBa No.4159645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
as a man with down's syndrome, i would not. women with downs sydreme are dum band iam not only mental challenge thank you and goodnight sirs
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Corky McRapekids - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:58:31 EST ID:tzM4ughx No.4159646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn gurl
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Marius Zaromskis - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 12:57:59 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4159684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159642
how did she acquire a high paying job with down syndrome?
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Smithy - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 13:01:51 EST ID:aHRZ1gkm No.4159686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159684
Stock photo model, I included some of her work in the OP.


What is it like to be an un-gifted goy? by Nurse Jabara - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 05:17:46 EST ID:0rCnw7UQ No.4159527 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Being born into a well off family that wasn't able to place you in the best Schul that ensured you got the best job right out of collage must be pretty tough.

Asking for a friend by the way.
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PhineasBozzlenudge.nlm - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:21:32 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4159618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159541
That's right Bernhard, due to recent legislation now gentiles or "goyim" as they are known to the common folk are allowed to collages just like humans, you too can learn how for just three easy payments of $49.95+s&h!
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Edwin Sunderped - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:26:01 EST ID:Jpk5ymUa No.4159622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159541
i like to take drugs and make digital collages of random images on my computer
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Luna Lovegood - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:53:40 EST ID:zvt8Ch1l No.4159638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know OP I learned everything I know from the information found on the bastion of freedom known as the internet.

Poor David Rothschild.

It makes him so upset ;_;

>2015
>a job

lol
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Tommy Marin - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 12:31:34 EST ID:VT2OvnPY No.4159670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159638
god dammit i wanna punch that ludicrously fat face so many times


Everything? by Lorian - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 23:49:02 EST ID:eUSiAZSg No.4159359 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is the point of everything?
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Shogun Rua - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 09:06:29 EST ID:0qnalz2B No.4159585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159438
>because without us being here, time no longer exists, and the universe skips all the way to the end because no one was there to watch it. But even if there were an eternity of nothing, that eternity wouldn't really exist. So you'd actually skip past eternity and get to the next point that a sentient being existed.

hooolly shiiit
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Sarina Douglas - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:58:50 EST ID:iWbvjJsD No.4159609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159377
Reminds me of this.
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Brock Lesnar - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:13:22 EST ID:trChorM9 No.4159615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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why do you want a point?
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Heath Slater - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:36:57 EST ID:avn7myI/ No.4159630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159359
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN


STORY TIME by Esther Bucklepodging - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 09:14:00 EST ID:QLhHDdQx No.4158809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Story time, /b/. This shit just happened around midnight tonight and I still can't believe it.
>be an alcoholic
>go to a 12 step program to seek help
>meet REALLY old friend
>heroin addict
>self admitted into a recovery program
>long story short, we talk and talk for hours at every meeting we're at
>I'm really starting to like her a lot
>decide I'm gonna ask her out next time I see her
>2 days later
>get a call from my mother who works at the recovery place
>"Anon, she's packed her shit and left. No one knows where she is"
>she went off the fucking grid
>on the outside I'm like "I'll see what I can do"
>on the inside I'm fucking crushed because this is the trillionth fucking time shit like this has happened to me
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Idol Fuck - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 07:58:24 EST ID:m7trsJhj No.4159581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159550
>try to counter any one of these points. you cant. it's not possible

Most people usually say: "but that's just my opinion"
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Razor Ramon HG - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 09:14:30 EST ID:7im+zHdJ No.4159586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159581
>try to counter any one of these points. you cant. it's not possible

>Most people usually say: "but that's just my opinion"

That's a fact tho, not his opinion. That fucker only deals in facts.

He's partly right. Contemporary humor is very out of place a few years after current
events have passed.
That however is not alltogether what's wrong with Chappelle jokes. Chappelle quit
doing comedy, that's why his jokes aren't timely.
Very few comedians are funny when watched after their subject matter is no longer
a current event.
For example; Edie Murphy was so funny back in the 80's many people laughed so
hard they thought they were going to pass out, but videos of those standup routines today don't even cause people to crack a half assed smile. he shit isn't
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Fred Whipple - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:07:48 EST ID:a5+/sQr8 No.4159598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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TL;DR

OP is a drunk and he successfully got a date with a heroin addict by asking her out while parked outside the IHOP.
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Chairman Koval - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:29:17 EST ID:i7EFPtAp No.4159624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159566
I always figured that for most people the real answer is to address why they got addicted in the first place. Why they regularly overdid the drug or took something they knew was bad news. Most people who dabble in drugs of any sort avoid the worst drugs and limit the iffy ones, it takes a certain sort of brokenness, a hole to fill. AA tries to fill that with god but there's got to be better ways.

Why are you an alcoholic OP? What drives you to drink every time you're stressed instead of handling it like an adult? Did you have access to alcohol too easily at a young age so you skipped developing normal coping mechanisms or does something else make you go nuts instead of usually knowing when to stop?

I guess a lot of the time there's a sense of powerlessness. A feeling that you're fucked no matter what and that's why AA is so easy to buy into, it makes it all not your fault and it's all not your problem. You don't need to deal with the problem you just let god. Of course it fails a lot because most of the time that same attitude says "Oh well I'm destined to fuck up and fail". Bullshit.

Either way OP you need a new recovery program because if being blown out by a girl breaks your ability to cope you have bigger issues. Get therapy. You can afford it if you can afford to piss money up a wall every time you get rejected.


Space costume by Sticky Nips - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 07:17:08 EST ID:0o69jbYV No.4159569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi guys, I'm going to a party and everybody needs to wear some space costume. I can't really figure out anything besides some star wars costume+I would prefer not to spend massive amounts of money on some shit I only use once.
Would any of you have any ideas?
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Luna Lovegood - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 09:57:21 EST ID:zvt8Ch1l No.4159593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159592

Yeah I did too. Deliberately.

Fuck.
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Boris Hellgaizer - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:00:30 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4159595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159593

Then you also probably forgot to take the strawberry shortcut a couple times while entertaining guests who have finished their ham and mayo sandwich.
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Lauren - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:02:09 EST ID:SiHBqAhs No.4159596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just paint your face green and say you'rre an alien, dummy.
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:06:24 EST ID:Wa9dHLuX No.4159597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's so simple, OP.


This is a story all about how.. by Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 01:45:04 EST ID:l+82wHe3 No.4159426 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Planet Vegeta got turned upside down.
So sit and take a moment, no one's playin'
I'mma tell you how I became The Prince of All Sayains.

A World in North Galaxy, born and raised.
Training against minions is how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool,
Teasing all the babies and callin 'em fools.

When Frieza and his men, they were up to no good,
went and blew the shit out of my neighborhood.
Well my world and Dad died and I got real scared,
So I grabbed Nappa and we got the fuck outa there.

Years go by and...
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Hiroyuki Sakai - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 02:47:22 EST ID:2djJqvI4 No.4159449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4159426
Not gonna lie that was pretty fucking awesome OP
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Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 09:35:21 EST ID:l+82wHe3 No.4159587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159449
Thanks, I was really drunk last night. At least someone appreciated it.
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Ricardo Almeida - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 11:58:37 EST ID:OIeOf2Me No.4159647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucking lame, laughed at how it got locked on /mtv/ though, lol faggot.


The path to hap-penis. by Smokimus Maximus - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 02:29:41 EST ID:i/ALotJ/ No.4159441 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a 4 inch penis, and was wondering, does penis enlargement work in anyway? Is it harmful to the penis? Does it make it lose feeling?

Do I even need it? I've had two girlfriends who never complained, but honestly I would want to do it for myself.
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Yuna - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:35:23 EST ID:LdkW10/4 No.4159472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There are guys with fat long dicks worrying about hurting or horrifying girls there are guys with smaller dicks worrying about length and girth and satisfaction there avaerage dicks worrying about both of these things just like females worry about their junk
Don't worry about it too much and you're more likely to find someone you like, and it should be someone you can talk to these kinds of things about. If you're open with them and they're open with you it can be way more comfortable
Just do what you like
Unless it's a fat girl because fat girls are fucking disgusting
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Umawuma Filangey - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:36:00 EST ID:gTolO8J8 No.4159473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jelq until your dick head turns purple and blood starts coming out.
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Nurse Jabara - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:41:34 EST ID:0rCnw7UQ No.4159476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159473
Jelqing will ruin your cock m8
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Senator Kimara Cretak - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 06:22:30 EST ID:IyqR2E+4 No.4159555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159441
I've smashed a lot of strange in my day man
and I never met a single chick who's g spot was deeper than two knuckles

if a single finger can make a girl nut with some strategic positioning and wrist rotation, then your 4 inch dick can make pretty much any girl nut. i'd much rather have like a 4 inch dick and stamina than like an 8 inch cock with no lasting power, because girls really don't care about size, they do care about stamina though


You're gonna go blind by Pike Queen Nathaniel - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 21:35:47 EST ID:xj2cr/vH No.4157638 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How much are drugs like masturbating? How much of deriving pleasure from giving yourself (and usually only yourself) a temporary high is the same as masturbating?
Can you get high without masturbating?
Is the primary reason you get high to have a better time when you relieve yourself sexually?
I must know for science purposes
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Persis - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 01:19:56 EST ID:ELDuoOiD No.4159409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159320

it's called coming up on pure mdma which feels stronger. i cant do that anymore though my brain is already fried IM A LUNATIC.
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Hannah Murdfield - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 01:34:03 EST ID:pdKDHPij No.4159419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The best sexual experience I've ever had was wanking on a 25i/methylone combo.
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Boyd Crowder - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:03:30 EST ID:Y4gUApe0 No.4159455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>do a bunch of meth
>get on TC
>suddenly jerk off on cam
>go blind with ecstasy as everyone laughs at you

i think i've taken it too far with drugs
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Guy Fieri - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:15:46 EST ID:qmiLkw6r No.4159461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4159455
You've only really just begun


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