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legalization of anaujiram by Necro Butcher - Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:23:18 EST ID:oJwqrCeh No.3865489 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does legalization of anaujiram hurt, or support 420chan.
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Charles Durand - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 07:35:15 EST ID:RkLQ9gH9 No.3870960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870957
What the fuck is anajuranum?
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HamiltonPubberstock.aif - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:24:42 EST ID:jGhN7AR/ No.3870996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870957
>>3870957
It's "marijuana" spelled backwards, it's an old decryption technique to ensure that only those with at least 3 indians in their canoe can decipher it's actual meaning.
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Chuck Liddell - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:33:58 EST ID:h8HLl7uQ No.3870999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>ITT
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Ernest Hanningbury - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:43:21 EST ID:kvybPqJH No.3871004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i believe this is a fresh anaujiram bud, I haven't seen one but I know a friend who said he ate one and tripped out


Mum is cooking dinner by Nicholas Gonnershaw - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:52:13 EST ID:jXbshWNI No.3870835 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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But it's always very plain

I love you mum, and I won't complain because you're the one cooking
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Silas Grae - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 07:18:41 EST ID:5VJfYn5x No.3870950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870911
ya blew it
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NigelDuckfoot.dwg - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 07:49:54 EST ID:R7U5gE41 No.3870964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870911
mysogony and all of that hate speech is not really us..we kinda have a soul and realise that word on the interfeel contain cyber-vibes that can SLAYER or hurt virtual-society.
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Shinichi Mechazawa - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:23:10 EST ID:W0CabigK No.3870994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870964
Thought this was nj...
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Ernest Hanningbury - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:38:06 EST ID:kvybPqJH No.3871001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mum makes the best baked potatoes


Smelly Shit by Grand Nagus Zek - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:39:26 EST ID:8HO8R6iw No.3870823 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Serious question, why do we like or find the smell of our own shit somewhat appealing and interesting, but anybody elses or an animals shit we hate to catch a waft of? Why are we like this way humanoids?
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Lass Graham - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 05:59:53 EST ID:l4nbzerx No.3870924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870823
There's an asapscience vid for this on youtube.
Just search why do we like our own farts.
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Lass Graham - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:02:57 EST ID:l4nbzerx No.3870925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870903
My GF used to leave her panties under my pillow when she left. Guess she thought I'd like it.
I did.
Married her.
Now I'm forever telling her to pick up her dirty fucking clothes, we don't live in a pigsty ffs.
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Grand Nagus Zek - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:41:56 EST ID:8HO8R6iw No.3870933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870925
>Married her
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Grand Nagus Zek - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:51:03 EST ID:8HO8R6iw No.3870936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870924
Thanks that was pretty interesting.


ITT: we give things British nicknames by Juggler Martha - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:51:24 EST ID:p1sHoZvp No.3864512 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Or something
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Larry Zbyszko - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:36:46 EST ID:pjJwgnma No.3870930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870919

Legend is rhyming slang was developed among inmates so the guards wouldn't catch on to what they were saying. So "have a butchers" is gibberish to the guard but the inmate thinks "butchers... butchers hook, which one was that again? Oh right yeah, look."

It's not like it's all thought up on the fly and everybody just has to guess, there are certain words for certain things and the non-rhyming part helps you remember the rhyme.
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Martin Fungerhall - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:52:18 EST ID:i/Mfl/Vr No.3870937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the plod, the fuzz, bobbies, coppers, the filth, heavies, the old bill, bacon, pigs, po po
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Martin Fungerhall - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:56:15 EST ID:i/Mfl/Vr No.3870938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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woopsy daisy!
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Joe Swanson - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 14:29:24 EST ID:1+2hI5la No.3871200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870938
/thread


I just turned 23 by Eric Cartman - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:20:27 EST ID:3I9x2ZPG No.3870808 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just turned 23. I'm about to be high all day..and enjoy my time while reflecting on the many lessons I've learned. I hope you all have good day as well.
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Nevala - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:33:20 EST ID:yJUq/mCL No.3870817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870812

op's mom is a good fuck actually.
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Grand Nagus Zek - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:35:29 EST ID:8HO8R6iw No.3870818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870808
Happy Birthday buddy old pal, stay blazed son
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Charles Durand - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:32:56 EST ID:/buzOHG6 No.3870881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cheers man
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Shodan - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:41:38 EST ID:KJabIRRZ No.3870883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck these niggas OP, get high as a motherfucker and then smoke some more bro.

Happy birthday!


So I think I just saw one of them "Otaku" in the wild by Wataru Inoue - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:51:38 EST ID:ckH0IGQm No.3870398 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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He was wearing this shirt. I had to google what both of those things mean. So like, he's adorable in the streets and an upperclassman at a university in bed? What the flying fuck

Where is my god now
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Kimara Cretak - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:28:26 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3870874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You niggas like dat spam sushi?
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Kimara Cretak - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:29:38 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3870876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870874
Exotic.
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Kimara Cretak - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:30:54 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3870878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870876
Oriental as motherfucker.
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WilliamBrallerton.sys - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:31:27 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3870880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870876

dude

naw

dont ever, ever eat 7/11 food

if you have to eat, beg outside a mcdonalds for a bit or something

but dont fucking eat anything at 7/11


tfw by NigelPinkinstock.ps - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 14:42:49 EST ID:7FLYPhr1 No.3868686 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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> need to take a preliminary course before I start my new job
> first day, everyone has to introduce themselves, say age, where they're from and what they're passionate about
> only thing I'm passionate about is drugs
> can't say that even though I'm the next Terence McKenna
> fuck this gay earth
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:16:46 EST ID:4Txtlr5N No.3870804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3868686
for you OP
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Assinghat Craplock - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:07:10 EST ID:r/8iIzwW No.3870852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870573

why would anyone insult themself like that?
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Wander - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:22:17 EST ID:TQq9j20L No.3870867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
McKenna was a loony idiot and only set back acceptance of drugs
fuck everyone who likes him
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Marius Zaromskis - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 04:28:01 EST ID:Q31qV5ql No.3870872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3868686


It just dawned on me by Tommy Marin - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 23:15:06 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3870591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be organizing student union at local college due to teachers not doing their job
>I am literally making a union to make unionized teachers do their job
>we are making a union to regulate a union
>why cant people just do their job for once
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JackBrommerlock.avi - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:00:59 EST ID:vacZLXZK No.3870727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yay tenure
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Magma Leader Caroline - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:54:24 EST ID:qKxU9MKZ No.3870777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good luck with changing your school for the better.
I mean that with sincerety and hope.
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Tamer Augustus - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:03:32 EST ID:x6JmiEzw No.3870786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870591
Students are customers, not workers. You don't unionize.
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Heinrich Olbers - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:25:59 EST ID:yWRZjvE0 No.3870814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870786
student unions are an actual thing though


OH FUCK OPTIMISM by Robert Wilson - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 14:10:39 EST ID:OL4cmWiR No.3864327 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK IT'S KICKING IN.
QUICK SOMEONE BE CYNICAL.

SHIIIIIIIIIT.
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EugenePedgekudge.dd - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:32:28 EST ID:U2JSPEq6 No.3864556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3864550
Fuck you. It's not our fault you woke up chipper today you well-adjusted content shit.
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Walter Mubbletock - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:39:49 EST ID:lJAGjz8M No.3864561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3864336

That feeling is connected to something that happened in your life.
That something, as everything, will change.
That change is out of your control.

The fact that you think it's generated by your brain, simply means you're blind to the cause of this optimism, not that it's actually self-generated. That blindness will cause you to fall harder than if you were aware of its cause.
So, you know. Be aware, or be fucked.
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Tamer Augustus - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:16:22 EST ID:x6JmiEzw No.3870802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IIIII
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WilliamBrallerton.sys - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:49:22 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3870830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
your mother was a whore and still is, but your father could be a rockstar or something back in her 80s-90s groupie time[%]


I was... by Mr. Anderson - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 14:19:47 EST ID:yJUq/mCL No.3869929 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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BOOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USAAAAAAAA
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Reuben McNiggerton - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:36:12 EST ID:BOdn6FzG No.3870646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870562 we don't need money like it is, we don't need capital or investment to make anything of ourselves, if you had a credit system and everyone communally told what to do with controlling computers we would have more time to ourselves, more freedom, less bullshit to do and we would all have better standard of living. Fuck people trying to control us, they are full of bugs from human's past, shove the individuals aside and rise as people of the Earth -SOO obvious you dumb ass shits, you all have social issues you have to get over.
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Rocket Grunt Nigel - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:23:41 EST ID:Ae34OsoA No.3870712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870634
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Richard Leblanc - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:58:07 EST ID:fXa+v2IZ No.3870781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870646
>fuck people trying to control us
>lets let computers do that instead
>humanity is so full of bugs
>computers
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Kimara Cretak - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:05:00 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3870789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth can*l of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say can you see 'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life


what's the best thing to happen to you today? by Kristen Schall - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 15:34:43 EST ID:vacZLXZK No.3864391 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I found a hotdog in the trashcan and ate it
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Ninja Boy Cedric - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:27:11 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3870743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3870740
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Charles Messier - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:28:03 EST ID:jcGRd6rn No.3870745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870740
She could make my fingers sticky anytime
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Livington Fuckwiggle - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:48:25 EST ID:jAHR4F2U No.3870772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
gf bought me 0w-40 oil for my car so its happy and that makes me happy
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Charles Messier - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:03:57 EST ID:jcGRd6rn No.3870787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870772
It's good you're happy


Hunting by Alice Waters - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:40:33 EST ID:8FErP9qE No.3870653 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A flamingly liberal girl on Facebook just made a post calling hunting cruel, and telling us we shouldn't be proud or post pictures of the animals we kill. I'm not a hunter and I don't really have a strong opinion on the subject, so can you folks come up with a well-founded anti-anti-hunting argument I can use against her?
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Art Smith - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:54:59 EST ID:hcUzPUME No.3870778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In New Zealand deers are horrendous pests. They are absolutely ripping the ever loving shit out of our fauna. Apparently its because of this that New Zealand Red deer are one of the biggest types of deer in the world.
We welcome hunters to cull the fuckers. WE can't kill them fast enough really. If we didn't have hunters we would have to intensify the aerial culling we do. Its better that the average citizen get in on it, get some good meat and help save our fauna a little bit, than for the government have to foot the bill of the helicopters and the shooters to man them. Then the meat gets wasted and thats a crying shame.

Taking such a absolute stance on these kinds of things is fucking stupid. there is gray area all over the place.
That being said. Fuck those faggots that kill endangered species, fuck those faggots that sit in a hut and wait for deer to come to their bait sprayer thing. Fuck those faggots that kill and don't make any efffort to actually put their kill to use (i.e. eating ti using the hide etc. (that being said sometimes it's impossible to lug an entire deer all the way back to civilisation))
Finally. Fuck people who eat meat that they are completely removed from the culling process. If you could not bring yourself to kill and animal you don't deserve to eat meat.
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Buffy Summers - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:00:35 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3870782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hunters contribute over %95 of the funds that go towards wilderness conservation.

If all we had were charities, north america would be a horrible poisoned wasteland by now.
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Marley Hashington - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:01:29 EST ID:quDyE0V4 No.3870783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How does she propose we deal with vermin or any cyclical populations?
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Tamer Augustus - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:02:12 EST ID:x6JmiEzw No.3870784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870653
Someone stated an opinion on something I don't have an opinion on, can you help me make her unhappy?


bitches aint shit by Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:14:44 EST ID:4Txtlr5N No.3870733 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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but hoes and tricks
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JackBrommerlock.avi - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:25:02 EST ID:vacZLXZK No.3870738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lick on deze nuts and tonguepunch my butthole
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:27:29 EST ID:4Txtlr5N No.3870744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiI
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:29:52 EST ID:4Txtlr5N No.3870746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870738
i like your jive brother
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:31:37 EST ID:4Txtlr5N No.3870749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSJxvi767kQ


The Last Words of the Buddha by Augustus Crosslecocke - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 16:37:44 EST ID:rY8LxTXd No.3864445 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihp9u9xEIkI
After the conversion of Subhadda, the Buddha spoke again to Venerable Ananda. "It may be, Ananda, that some of you will say, 'without the Buddha, the Sublime Teacher, there is no teacher for us'. No, Ananda, you should not think in this way. Whatever doctrine and discipline taught and made known by me will be your teacher when I am gone."

Then the Buddha, addressing the other monks said, "If any amongst you has any doubts as to the Buddha, the teaching, or the order of monks, ask me now so that afterwards you may have no cause to regret that you did not ask me while I was still with you."

But at these words, none of the monks said anything. None had any questions, and all of them were silent. For the second and third time the Buddha addressed the monks in this way. And for the second and third time, all the monks were silent.

The Buddha said, "Perhaps it may be out of respect for the teacher, that you do not question me. Let a friend, O disciples, tell it to another friend." Still the disciples remained silent.

Then Venerable Ananda spoke to the Buddha, "It is wonderful. It is marvellous, Lord! I do believe that in all this great company of monks there is not a single one who has doubts or questions about the Buddha, the teaching or the order of monks, or the path and the method of training and conduct."

"With you, Ananda," said the Buddha, "this may be a matter of faith and belief. But, Ananda, I know that not one single monk gathered here has any doubt or question about these things. Of all the 500 monks here, Ananda, he who is the most backward is a sotapanna, not subject to fall back to a lower state of existence, but is certain and destined for enlightenment."

Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke:
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Kimo Leopoldo - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 16:58:42 EST ID:FihzE4Oe No.3864461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3864453
They have this place called a library. You can read books there.
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Madison Eagles - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:00:08 EST ID:4SEqlUtA No.3864464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3864461
What's the url?
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Magma Leader Whitey - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:01:39 EST ID:ArO63AnW No.3864467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3864455
I'm going to put mine on the coffee table so people think I'm reading them.

I've just checked the website and it says between two and four months, so they should arrive any day now.
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Charles Messier - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 02:13:43 EST ID:jcGRd6rn No.3870732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3864461
All the books have been put in storage. You can check your email if you like.


Activiny by Baby Eater - Sat, 08 Nov 2014 04:33:19 EST ID:3qF1EYdu No.3859125 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Blaze and count.
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Jimny Flod - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 02:57:18 EST ID:rg1qCGbv No.3868256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3859125
3,732,807,412 and counting...
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Champion Simon - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 12:43:27 EST ID:Rum4vi/X No.3868580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3866368
anybody have the one where it says something like
"shoop de woop chargin my lazers"
?
years and years ago
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FuckNiggerford.dll - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 13:41:10 EST ID:dr9oJjVm No.3868622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:52:21 EST ID:3qF1EYdu No.3870723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3868256
I'm only up to 2,000,000,053 :(


Birthday by Joe Rogan - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 09:47:04 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3869685 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's my birthday, and this is my birthday thread.

I get but one day a year to make this thread, and here it is.

Party appropriately.
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Roger Huerta - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:24:15 EST ID:uRBN4tdP No.3870353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870333
she is passing on her vocational knowledge to her sons.
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Fuck Blerrystag - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:08:37 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3870623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here, update a minute before my birthday ends.

Met up with that girl from tinder. She was thicker and less attractive than I thought, but she was still pretty cute. Bought her coffee, walked around in the cold, kissed, went back to my car, and then ate her out and got a blow job and came on my back seat and took her home. First blowjob in years. I forgot how nice those are.

Not sure how to handle this though. I think this girl is might be like way too into me. I like her, but I don't want to start dating her with any seriousness, and she was comin on really heavy. Clearly lots of self consciousness issues and problems leftover from her ex, who she talked about entirely too much. I'm gonna tread lightly, hurting as few feelings as possible while still keeping my options open.

IDK. It was a good birthday for a monday. Thanks again everyone.
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Channeler Shit - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:43:43 EST ID:jr3s2szA No.3870657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870623
Play it right and you'll earn a fuckbuddy
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Fuck Blerrystag - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:10:42 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3870701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3870657
I know I could manipulate the relationship to that point, but I'm not sure I have the conscience to do that to her. Probably gonna take her out in the next week or so and have sex with her afterwards. Kind of sucks that my renewed thirst for vagina takes precedence over my general goodwill towards people. But if you wanna fuck an omelette, you gotta break a few eggs, amirite?Am I?


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