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only image on my phone by Lt. Chu'lak - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:56:00 EST ID:r1AtlbVQ No.4281884 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rquesting emergency bumpwhilehigh
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Ethan Coen - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 20:06:35 EST ID:CKXr06k2 No.4282115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jonathan Brookins - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:40:59 EST ID:wq3vvuFu No.4282157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Think I wrecked my liver on whiskey last night. Thought I had finally got over drinking. wtf

Also turns out my knife is covered in lighter soot from doing wax knifers. wtf happened last night.

Good thing I got a magic vape pen to make it all better.
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PhoebeDruppercocke.raw - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:42:57 EST ID:qDlqxOTz No.4282158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281884
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Anthony Bourdain - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:34:04 EST ID:JZjjTYRQ No.4282185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Late-night joint.... so fucking high I'll probably go to bed around midnight....


Holy Shit - Accused of Rape by Jadzia Dax - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 00:45:34 EST ID:4PiRs08K No.4278947 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Damn /b/ I just got a call from the cops, saying I'm under investigation for sexual assault. It was some female constable and she says she just wants to talk and get my side of the story, since there are some inconsistencies in the story of the chick who is accusing me. She also said that if there was enough evidence against me that they would have just rolled up and arrested me. In a panic, I agreed to meet with her tomorrow night at the local station to discuss the matter. I do not have funds for a lawyer, and since I'm not under arrest no legal counsel is going to be provided. This is legitimately terrifying, I just got a new government job a few months ago and I don't want this to fuck up my life.

Here's the story:

Two weeks ago I took a girl home from the local dive and it was all good, she even ended up staying the night and I paid for her cab to work in the morning. A couple days later she texted me but I got her name wrong and she seemed a little pissed. We only exchanged a dozen brief messages, and other than that we've had no contact. It seemed like a pretty cookie cutter one night stand. \

My plan is to just go in and say my bit and be totally honest, because I didn't do shit wrong. I'm going to stay calm and composed, but how do I avoid seeming guilty? At the same time I don't want to seem like I'm acting. I'm a pretty confident and charismatic motherfucker but I'm nervous as fuck and I don't want to lose my spaghetti when I'm in there.

Thoughts?
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Mike Dawson - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:50:02 EST ID:0xSKxMga No.4281882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tell us the truth OP
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Faggy Drizzlehall - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:41:07 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4282076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281882

Shut the hell up, anything he says can and will be used against him in a court of *chans.
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Carl Seyfert - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:57:03 EST ID:/TNLcW38 No.4282180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
all these guys posting not to talk to cops... maybe if you didnt act with such inherent mistrust and resentment of police you would have much more positive experiences dealing with them. oh, but your friend of a friend got BUSTED with weed so FUCK THE POLICE right? very childish
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Nathaniel Chirrytire - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:21:45 EST ID:KwIfNGqZ No.4282182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4278949
Cops do call you. What fantasy world do you live in


Chapstick by Dan Miragliotta - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:23:07 EST ID:KEGwtsff No.4281869 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is original Chapstick (black label), "flavored" with bitters? As someone who just took a shot of bitters, my mouth is now a lip balm factory.

Tell me I'm not losing my mind.
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Charlotte Boffingbury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:31:32 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4282152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282137 I know, I use it when its cold as well.
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Angus Hullerditch - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:09:14 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282137
I use these sticks of vitamin E. They're just tocopherol and nothing else.
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Aragorn - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 22:24:43 EST ID:4JGwiTdJ No.4282174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282137
seminal fluids are rich in vitamins and protective nutrients.
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Angus Hullerditch - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:45:20 EST ID:kQH8aX86 No.4282211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282174
but if you get it in your eye it stings


Lost job, can't get any work: Homeless! by James Elliott - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:56:35 EST ID:ss9fHVLi No.4281885 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup /b/ I lost my jerb and since I can't job.gif, I am going to the streets. Anybody here have advice, experience or tips?

I'm not completely broke so I have about 1200 dollars. No vehicle since lolcitylyfe.

Mods, please don't move this to travel or qq. I'm asking /b/ because it has the most traffic and possibly the highest amount of homeless maybe?

Feel free to post cool pictures of hobos too because why not?
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Alan Guth - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:35:09 EST ID:iWbvjJsD No.4282007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281945

Cool man, thank God for internet so you don't have to learn the ropes the hard way eh? I wish you luck, bro.

I have a fantasy of being a vagabond myself but you know how entrancing the comfort of modern living is. I'd never do the jump voluntary.
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:52:21 EST ID:0y3dfA3Y No.4282056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281956
This guy is interesting, and seems to have some good legitimate advice.
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Heath Herring - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:00:31 EST ID:ccpSrFhQ No.4282059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281885
Workaway.info
Helpx.net
Wwoof.org

I sujest the first 2, you,ll het tons of experiences, communities, great people and 20bucks for 2years membership isnt that much
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Big Boss Man - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:18:28 EST ID:eqgjYj55 No.4282069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, look up WorkAway or WWOOF. I've done a few before and its legit. Basically you find a place that needs help doing simple labor, farmhand, etc and you work for free in exchange for free board and food. Not bad, and you can connect and travel with other people doing the same, get out of your location, have a base pad to operate from when looking for a new job.


INFRARED by Basil Benningshaw - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:16:03 EST ID:4O1Qgh5d No.4281986 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Infrared Thread go! All the other colors get out.
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Dr. Reyga - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:24:41 EST ID:WyA1xx5I No.4282041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282035

I want to pour the contents of that picture into a bowl, add milk and eat it like a breakfast of champions.
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Jonathan Brookins - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:27:36 EST ID:UN87QiMC No.4282042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4282036
orange be adderal, blue be valium i think. White is..uhhhh hydrocodone?
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Harold Appleberg - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:29:06 EST ID:+FeseSt1 No.4282043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282039
base chakra is red mann. Get on this level.
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Michael Bisping - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:38:33 EST ID:4JGwiTdJ No.4282048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282042
dingo.


Aliseksemo by Thomas Henderson - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 14:58:23 EST ID:FwE9NAEF No.4281937 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Heterosexuals will one day be cured of their illness.
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Palace Maven Betsy - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:07:18 EST ID:kPQK/p0R No.4281979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
semen ticks
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Ashley Cartier - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:10:35 EST ID:DXQXl2wW No.4281981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Heterosexuals
>Illness

All of Science disagrees with you.
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Garcia Hotspur - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:10:48 EST ID:fSwmEbkM No.4281982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281937

Yes.

Heterosexuals will one day be cured of cancer, heart disease, diabetes and other illnesses and will live forever. AIDS won't be cured though. Sorry.
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JarvisHeblingbig.cda - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:11:08 EST ID:72jQivW5 No.4281983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281981
Well, OP got somebody at least. 1/10


Fucking that time of year. by Edwin Salpeter - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 22:44:25 EST ID:wq3vvuFu No.4281404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shredded a $1000 check because I didn't want to file anything more than a 1040EZ at the end of the year. Now it's 2016 and I have 1099-MISC for $1k in "Other Income".
Fuck me.
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Derek Dickington - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:29:55 EST ID:EzTAcx8V No.4281788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281407
nb for mango. classic pic
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ErnestBlackhood.bud - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:37:51 EST ID:C3NDvgPQ No.4281849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281534

>oh and yeah right I forgot guys, I'll just pass with one tiny bit little law that absolves my estate from paying inheritance tax and saving myself 200 million dollars.

>Oh and btw, I'm rich so I cannot be bought.

This guy is a proper laugh.
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ErnestBlackhood.bud - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:46:47 EST ID:C3NDvgPQ No.4281853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281703

They also keep 99.99% of the profits from any given enterprise simply due to their privilege of owning wealth in the first place. Maybe they should aim at taking a smaller share of the GDP as personal gain, if they want to pay less taxes.
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Avery Bullock - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:43:00 EST ID:4DfuEwF/ No.4281879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281706
Dumbass, there are already robots that learn, there are computer programs that learn (Remember Google Dream?).

The future is now.


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Only pictures and text created 20 minutes before this post. It took me a fare deal of time. Don't let me down guys
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Lady Fanny - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:27:14 EST ID:cPA/L4RS No.4281820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I generated this meme for 420chan.org plz do not steal
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MarthaClavingkatch.cgi - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:30:24 EST ID:GNXsxrpd No.4281821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281648
very punny
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Garcia Hotspur - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:41:35 EST ID:fSwmEbkM No.4281851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281648
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Jim Cornette - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:54:12 EST ID:Xpjfhf/P No.4281856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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5 minutes in ms paint


What will happen to us when we get old? by Castle Valet Edwin - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 14:46:05 EST ID:iWbvjJsD No.4281110 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Imagine we all get to live to we're 80 years old, right? No ODs, no drunk driving death crashes and no lung cancer from all those blunts you've torched.

Will we still be posting juvenile shitposts here on 420chan? Will we still be talking about how shit this place has become in the past couple of years, be salty about how the newest migration wave of teenagers from the future is cancering up the place, and link dank memes to our friends at the retirement home while chugging a bottle of brandy?

Serious question, /b/. I'm curious about the far future of this community.
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ErnestTurveyson.tga - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 15:42:53 EST ID:uEzcLV35 No.4281139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im already tired of chan culture and the internet
i want out
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Devil Masami - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 19:06:03 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4281269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281110
if the shitposter in you dies, you die
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PriscillaDugglechore.lsp - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:38:56 EST ID:kj+UWUrK No.4281333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean hopefully by that point I'll have all this shitposting out of my system.

Pausing my undying optimism though, I won't make it past 40, so I'll be needing one of you fine sergeants to pick up the baton when the lolheroinlyfe catches up with me.
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Mysticalman Ebenezer - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:37:08 EST ID:U8XyAQbU No.4281848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've been on the chans for a decade now. There has been ups and downs of course but I don't see myself ever leaving.

I also have a non-existent sex drive and enjoy spending time alone so there isn't going to be a family etc. distracting me from lurking.

>>4281127
I'm really looking forward to the first real VR MMORPGs. The WoW of VR will change the fucking world.


Time to make some shirts by Pierre Cubat - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 10:56:17 EST ID:i018o26V No.4280927 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://shirtmockup.com/

Yea, we're making some shirts

This is a little piece I shall call... BIG SLAYER
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Fred Whipple - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 09:47:21 EST ID:EF0oDc3g No.4281766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4280927
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Tavek - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:55:55 EST ID:Ji6tpgvu No.4281802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281704
oh this one is good. would buy as a hilarious gift for someone
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Prophet - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:03:57 EST ID:QOsHzcOZ No.4281808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281802

Maybe you could give a The mountain for a similar effect.
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Feeble Bongrip - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:32:55 EST ID:jCIStrJf No.4281847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


A Thread About Anything except Trump by Justin King - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 15:56:59 EST ID:TMt6fB1n No.4280321 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post anything you want just don't post about Trump.
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Ba'el - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:15:10 EST ID:dnHs7vt1 No.4281814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281811
Yes
send all them white bitches back to Europe

An influx of female rapists might balance out with those immigrant rapists and thereby return balance to the force
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Amy Finley - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:17:26 EST ID:GHP1CQoW No.4281815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281812
I had told her no earlier in the night at a party, then passed out braindead drunk, she found me sleeping, got me hard, and fucked me. I woke up for a fraction of a second, took in what was happening, and passed back out.

Luckily I'm a dude so I didn;t give a shit. If anything, I was impressed with her tenacity. Never saw her again, we're not friends on Facebook, she could have my rape-baby for all I know.
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Devil Masami - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:18:22 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4281816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281813
wow cry more about it then you little pierced scrotum bitch rape victim sympathizer
nb this sad baby to the bottom
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Christina Von Eerie - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:39:47 EST ID:h0AbjY0L No.4281827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281815
Yeah but if you had a girlfriend you'd feel bad about it. My buddy just recently broke up with his girlfriend of 8years cause he got drunk and some chick took advantage of him. He felt like he cheated, even though he doesn't remember a think, so he broke up with his girlfriend. Point being, just cause it's a woman taking advantage of a man doesn't mean it's ok or cool


Jim Carrey is serious now by Matilda Greenshaw - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 02:20:48 EST ID:xb2pwAp/ No.4281569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jim Carrey is serious now.
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MarthaClavingkatch.cgi - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 07:21:06 EST ID:GNXsxrpd No.4281720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Barbara Bain - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:06:15 EST ID:RbXHMoAP No.4281736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281716
i dunno, i think its kinda disrespectful of the people of that field, its not his fault but he knows that it will get much more attention than if he werent famous.
i just think its a bizarre video, the mood is so unnatural, the audience expects it to be funny and insightful so much so they actually believe it is, when its acually shite. im not saying hes trying to trick them, he probably believes it too.
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Tyson Dux - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 09:17:57 EST ID:sYPuaqyF No.4281754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281615


were you two blazin trees together

I bet you were blazin trees together at the time
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Andross - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:18:38 EST ID:3VBqaOrr No.4281779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281713


No one wants Windows 10, Microcock to shove it down America's collective throats by Ickybod Clay - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 21:08:58 EST ID:XQI+i6sd No.4279730 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Microsoft isn’t forcing Windows 7 and 8.1 users to upgrade to Windows 10, but they are pushing it on them pretty aggressively. Windows 10 is now automatically downloaded to all Windows 7 and 8.1 machines as a “recommended update” with the Windows Update tool—whether you want it or not.

>Microsoft already made a similar push for Windows 10 last fall, but now they are pushing Windows 10 even harder. The change is meant to make the transition to Windows 10 easier for those who still haven’t upgraded, but the automatic download can be frustrating for some users. The download is at least a few gigabytes in size, so if you have a capped data connection, or have no interest in upgrading ever, the automatic download just ends up using data and taking space. Fortunately, we’ve covered the ways you can block the download and save yourself the trouble, or you can always disable automatic Windows updates entirely.
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Devil Masami - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:34:28 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4281658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281624
i said something about android and here you go talking something about debian and windows and osx

what

>an older computer
were not talking about old computers either

>It's much easier
for who? for you? yeah thats likely the case, but we're talking about the typical computer user. you know... someone who didnt specialize in an IT career. windows does everything by itself, no user even needs to be there. the computer just has to be on and connected to the internet and it handles everything by itself. no unintuitive command line interface, no knowledge of the inner mechanisms of the computer's software/hardware.

seriously why am i even responding to this stupidity. you keep going on and on about things no normal internet user is going to ever care to learn and then say "but its soo easy guys!! linux is super easy if you have years of experience with using it!". there's a glaring problem with that... very few people in the world currently understand linux. in order to install software, you must understand terminal commands. yes i know that, to you, that sort of thing must sound super easy. however, the terminal is a thing no modern computer user is familiar with in any way.

christ, just to get the audio to output on both channels, i had to bring up alsamixer in the terminal. what the fucking fuck??? that should never be an issue, sound should output correctly from the get-go ffs goddammit i swear linux goes out of its way to piss me off
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Phoebe Tootford - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:47:41 EST ID:H0qlcvaU No.4281667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281658
>were not talking about old computers either
You said hardware. Linux has more drivers and is compatible with more hardware than any other operating system. If you meant your $2000 NVIDIA/Intel gaming rig in particular, you should have said something.
It's easier because it's possible. Running any other system you'd just be fucked.
>windows does everything by itself
Windows runs ineffective security sweeps and occasionally updates by itself. It avoids doing just about everything else.
>no normal internet user is going to ever care to learn and then say "but its soo easy guys!! linux is super easy if you have years of experience with using it!"
Have you tried an operating system like Mint or Ubuntu? It's literally as simple as plugging in a USB drive or popping in a CD containing the OS, either selecting LiveCD and running it as is or letting it auto-install within an hour. That's it. There's no manual you need to read to run Linux these days. It's just as functional and easy to use out of the box for just about anything Windows would be.
>in order to install software, you must understand terminal commands
You haven't had to do that for about a decade now. Every modern operating system comes installed with an easy-to-use graphical package manager.
>just to get the audio to output on both channels, i had to bring up alsamixer in the terminal
You did a net install. Every single modern DE has tools for this.
>that should never be an issue, sound should output correctly from the get-go
Comparatively on any other operating system your audio just wouldn't work at all. Once it's configured, it's configured permanently. Sorry if spending less than three minutes tweaking your audio to your liking is too much effort for you.
>i expect you to correct me on the use of the term linux. yeah i know it's not an OS in and of itself. get over it
I'm being trolled, aren't I?
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JarvisHeblingbig.cda - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 06:08:14 EST ID:72jQivW5 No.4281702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4281624
I do prioritize playing Escapism 2020 on this PC. That's the whole reason I built it. I ran Ubuntu on my old machine because I only played a few games and I used WINE for those. More devs are starting to support Linux and when that becomes more commonplace I'll put it back on my desktop. Until then people need to keep shitting on Microsoft about this and not let it slide. We shouldn't have to give up our hobby to use our pc's without our porn folders being sold for market research. And don't tell me to dual boot and restart every time I wanna play a game, that's so damn tedious.
Also the guy you're responding to is right. Linux will never be as widespread as Windows or OS X. Windows is the OS this generation has grown up on, and OS X is designed from the ground up to be user-friendly for the lowest common denominator. From the average user perspective they "just work." Linux does not. Grandma is never going to figure out how to install open source Nvidia drivers through a command prompt so her desktop isn't stuck at 800x600. It's not a good alternative for the average user. Things like steamOS and Android will continue to be built on it, and that's the closest it's gonna get for a very long time.
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Pierre Troisgros - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:17:22 EST ID:0iJW2Bs0 No.4281776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281667
Calm down defensive Linux guy, it's okay, just chill out.


bump when intoxicated by ArchieDopperman.eps - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 14:21:34 EST ID:JyhpXctd No.4280267 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm on that good Seroquel and Jameson. Also bowl resin
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Genichiro Tenryu - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 03:14:30 EST ID:sofx61Sk No.4281620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281618
Do it. Finger down the throat. It's a great time for everyone. When you get done, reward yourself with more liquor, weed, and food.
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Val Kilmer - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 03:54:01 EST ID:tAfcVI31 No.4281637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kratom and joints wazzappanin
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Matthew Weiner - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:03:19 EST ID:9GMIQf3f No.4281645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281620
I'd rather just pass out and save that money for a new car or something. Sleeping is underrated.
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Tavek - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:34:15 EST ID:Ji6tpgvu No.4281656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just alcomahol. no weed for a while now, and none in my foreseeable future ;_;
420 cri evrityme


Undefeated in this town by Gambler Sidney - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 14:36:37 EST ID:t2+HnPJs No.4281099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This morning I was driving to work on a different route than I usually take because the freeway was fucked up. I'm running late so I'm a getting impatient, switching lanes trying to get around and between slower vehicles. At some point I accidentally cut some guy off because I didn't see him, so at the next red light he rolls up next to me and honks his horn. I roll down my window and he starts telling me I shouldn't be driving like that, I could cause an accident, blah blah blah.

By this point I'm good and mad that I'm stuck in traffic and late for work, and now I have some asshole lecturing me about whatever so I come back with the first thing that comes to mind: "Go fuck yourself." This makes him pretty mad I guess because he starts yelling at me, and as I'm rolling up my window I hear him shout "PULL OVER"

Are you kidding me? Are there actually people that do this? Get so bent out of shape that they need to take time out of their commute to pull their fucking car over to the side of the street and fight someone? All because I told him to fuck himself and leave me alone?

Not saying I was completely in the right in this situation, but I'm not stupid enough to waste my time and effort settling some petty score.
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Avery Bullock - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 02:30:51 EST ID:4DfuEwF/ No.4281577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281167
I know right. Random strangers in the USA have murdered eachother for less.
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Martín Berasategui - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 02:48:21 EST ID:2ZfxW9Z5 No.4281597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit like this is what makes me uneasy around other people especially strangers. You might start off nicely but you say or do one wrong thing and they go into some idiot monkey mode "Huh whuzzat?" "I'll fuck you up!" "You wanna fight?".

I avoid fights like the plague because I don't want to accidentally die or kill someone, fighting isn't like it is in the movies. I've had people start picking fights with me almost out of nowhere but I just stay passive or walk away, almost always get called a pussy but sticks and stones. One guy even punched me once and I still didn't do anything because it was a stupidly weak punch, I just stood there and asked "Are you done?" "I'm gonna leave now".
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Martín Berasategui - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 02:56:31 EST ID:2ZfxW9Z5 No.4281605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Once a random guy came out of nowhere when we were smoking outside a bar with a friend. He just starts this tough guy act with my friend pushing him against the wall and swearing he's gonna beat the shit out of him. Turns out it was because the guys' big brother's girlfriend had cheated on him like a year back and the brother had died in a car accident (probably his own fault). So his little brother felt some kind of obligation to fight him for the honor of his dead big brother.

I started laughing at the reason and he then started antagonizing me. Luckily one of his friends calmed him down and we escaped the situation.nb
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FannyCruckleville.lit - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 09:34:14 EST ID:HhUyoVDX No.4281762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281422
I heard about that. The news said they knew each other so it doesnt really count as road rage.


I don't even understand trolling by CyrilGreenway.inf - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 16:54:50 EST ID:N+3RkXST No.4281180 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I understand it right, a troll goes into an internet community and posts something inflammatory/retarded to illicit a response, and then is somehow amused by said response?

Isn't that kind of similar to kicking an ant hill? I just don't get it. Like how entertaining can that be for any reasonably developed person? I understand playing pranks and such, but it's like there's this whole corner of the online community who spends all day every day trying to get a rise out of random people on the internet.

I originally become an internet dwelling hermit because of my misanthropy, but now I find that almost all online communities remind me of the exact same people I avoid in person, it's like I can't escape. I feel like I'm constantly surrounded by 5 year old children who weren't give any decent parenting or attention.

Does anyone else feel this way? Am I just getting old or something? I used to be able to ignore it, but it's just all over the place. I feel as though my distaste for the vast majority of people has ruined even the internet for me. The only thing good left on the internet are obscure websites, music, funny videos, porn, and video games. Any and all platforms where people talk is pretty much shit because it's inhabited by people.
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Genichiro Tenryu - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 00:13:43 EST ID:sofx61Sk No.4281454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I get trolling, and I can appreciate a good troll. I just don't enjoy it much myself. Sometimes I'll think of something outrageous to say and think "Hey, let's go ahead and post that. It'll be fun." But I never give a shit. I just post the crazy thing, and people get got, and I don't care. I get nothing from it. I wish I did. I think I'd be good at it.
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MarthaClavingkatch.cgi - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 01:19:52 EST ID:GNXsxrpd No.4281528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's fun because people on this board don't realize it's for humor and poking at them is amusing.
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Faggy Drizzlehall - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 01:21:52 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4281533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4281528

That little girl has a firm grasp on the questions, some of them are phrased like the dad is asking her if she wants those things lol.
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Martín Berasategui - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 01:53:17 EST ID:2ZfxW9Z5 No.4281547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Trolling also shows how easy it is to manipulate the emotions of people. In some areas of the internet where trolling happens everyday I just ignore all stupid comments that could be trolls and I haven't wasted time on stupid arguments for years.The trolling on the internet has given me better reading comprehension and some healthy scepticism, it has also taught me to not take everything too seriously.


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