/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
"When you are young, all your struggles are new. I would trade these worn out battles for some fresh struggle any day. I miss George W. Bush in a sense. In a way."-Spock
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
bitchez luv da corn stalk in da corn holeif u know wat im saying;)do ya?
>>3805981This made me love and hate life at the same time.
"yall aint even fuckin with my levels dawg ima bouts to drop this SICK ASS BREAK DAWG GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE OH SHIT NIGGIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING"-Thomas Jefferson
May be old news but this news reader quit live on air and I thought it was pretty awesome.Anyone else have any interesting stories of themselves of colleges quitting with style?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcSqIuqkz4
>>3806470like i had this neighbor who always gave me shit when i cussed around his kids, minor things like "digimon sucks" and hed be all "hey now, you know what that means right? to slurp up liquid?" and actually made the gesture of jerking a cock in his face "yeah, so dont say it around my kids." or a time i said "fuck" and he asked "do you even know what sex is? who tells you this stuff?" with a ridiculous concerned frown. his kids were fucking timid dweebs because of this and i felt sorry for them.
>>3806454DON'T DO IT, MAN! If you teach your little girl that grown-ups sometimes suck dicks, she'll be selling her ass before she hits puberty!
Guys, the F word is a secret. We can't let the kids know about it or they'll tell everyone.
>>3806477i would have looked that dude sqwah in the face and told himNO, suck is what you to do my scrotum.lol what a faggot!
>mfw old water tastes like carrotsIs this a normal thing or am I a supertaster?Share your inner selves my friends <3
>mfw old water tastes like carrots
You probably have a brain tumor.
A day old glass of water tastes stale because dust falls in the water. The 'stale' taste is actually the taste of dead cells and dust mite poop.
Is this all water, or just water from your tap?
You probably didn't finish your vodka and it turned into water
Ok so I was browsing Facebook and I started watching a video and then a small blue bar apperated to the left of the like bar, and then the like bar said some of my close friends liked it, which I questioned, and then it disappared again.I refreshed the video and a different set of friends had apparently liked the video.If i tab to another window, the like bar changes between which friends liked it every few seconds.Has anyone else experienced this? Obviously it's part of some social experiment they're trying to fucking pull again, but it really freaked me out.
>>3805996I made a facebook account just to link to some games...And every day my phone rings, check it and its FB, "you have 2 new notifications""huh I wonder what that could be since I didn't add anyone or use the name everyone knows me by..."Also get emails about the same thing...Log in, 0 notifications>this is happening every day...so I stopped checking it
>this is happening every day...so I stopped checking it
>>3805996the ads i always get are for weed growing supplies and for random bands I know nothing about. And of course all the sexy singles that always want to talk to me for some fucking reason
How old do you think is she and he? Estimate.
>>3806420blaze it you equestrian fucks
>>3806413The guy is 17 and his mom is 42.
>>3806423there is almost a 100% chance there's a skeleton under that visor. there's a skelington inside you right now
26 and 35?
Behind a fence on a main road for me, nice lil spot more pics inc
>>3806357Amen brother, however i wouldnt mind getting high in a more interesting place sometime. Like on a boat or something. Or in a castle.
My bathroom when my neighbors are awake My bathroom when my neighbors are sleeping I wish I could smoke freely without impending jailtime
>>3806377Nigga have you ever heard of colorado?
>>3805821Used to be by the New River in this park near my University. I've since graduated and moved so my favorite is on this mountain overlooking a large city I live in.
My best friend in the world just proposed to his girl and she said yesI need a party thread asap and the best platinum hits SLAYER you got
>>3806286Thanks bro. He already told me to hit some bourbon and wing it so that's my plan.
>>3806289Remember, you're practically obligated to roast the groom during your best man speech. Winging it is a good idea, but I'd work on some jokes beforehand. Don't actually be insulting or say something that'l offend. Just bring up embarrassing moments from his past that at the time seemed bad, but are fuck hilarious now. You'll do fine.Grats to your friend, I hope he has a full life with his bride to be.
>>3806289Ah no but the real fun is having an embarrassing anecdote or cool story. Of course he'll say wing it. The best best man speech I've seen was my cousin giving a speech for his younger brother. He even brought a prop or two. All totally child safe and everything too.
Unfortunately, that just means you won't be seeing your friend much anymore after the wedding.
WHAT NOW BITCH!!!
>>3805903lmao that's pretty good. Street racing proletariat female farmer is pretty badass
>>3805916You should edit that so it says "BUT MUH ROADS" and he has an-cap symbols in his eyes.
As of late, I have been at the mercy of an itchy sphincter, chronic diarrhea and severe rimsting every time I take shit. My question is how are these symptoms related? Thanks.
>>3803736When I had piles I went to the doctor. All I did to stop them recurring was eating a couple of portions of fruit and veg a day which was good anyway. And I went from lifting 5 times a week to 3. Rimsting after wearing a hole in your arse might help.Anyway the doctor put his finger in my anus and I had to shove a bullet shaped suppository up there twice a day and sit on tissue (because it'd melt and dribble out again, the first time I did that was really unpleasant as my pants got soaked in shitwax) but honestly it wasn't all that bad. And then the piles went.
Have you been drinking a lot of alcohol or soda lately?
It's worms bro.
You know what? Feelings fucking suck!And i'm pretty sure happiness is not really an emotion, but rather, the lack of it. No desire, no want, just contentment. Stasis. When you truly feel nothing is when you feel the best.It's 10am and I'm already sippin on a vodka tonic, and more than likely I'll dex later. Please join me, spirit siblings, on my quest to destroy all feelings.
>>3806212muh nuggacheers to u>>3806218mushrooms make me way too emotional and mood-swingy for me to enjoy the experience anymore. I swing between being affectionate and starry-eyed to the point of true inappropriateness and laying curled in a ball thinking about how much I want to kill myself. I have never dosed more than an 8th, but through all of the intensity of my shroom trips (that weren't combined with other drugs) they have never made me feel transcendent or free. Rather they make me feel more deeply.i am bad at dealing with emotions in general though. Good luck on your quest regardless.>>3806213as long as u destroy ur feelings we can be friends forever
DXM is best at killing all feelings, point blank. I always keep it on hand like an emergency blanket for the mind.they actually clinically demonstrated that it works as an anti-depressant a few years ago. Science: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21367535
>>3806240it really is magical for that, especially with a little alcohol if you really just want a numb haze.
Consume MXE daily. Emotions shall evaporate
What do you know isn't THAT funny but you just find hilarious?any of these, i've seen many of them way more than once and I still laugh very hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22b8Qbp6O68
>>3805292This guy's pretty cool, I think his teeth be grillin harder than your bich ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIET0LvdQZE&index=4&list=UUwzwGqK5eb2pIHTr0DOe9bg
>>3805316I tried to find their facebooks. Couldn't...
Anything by David Dineen Porter.http://youtu.be/E_pihGZKR1kHe's not a very popular comedian, my friends tell me he's not funny, but everything he writes and his voice just make me die. It's so fucking bizarre.I met him once at a convention and we hung out. He had 4 attractive girls hanging off of him and proceeded to explain the entire plot of the Silmarillion.
>>3805302Another Sick Animation fan? Fuck yes; I love you, Alan. I also love Marc M., I wish I could meet that motherfucker in real life.
Most Michelin-Starred high-end restaurants don't make a lot of money. In fact, most of them only break even on the food and make all of their profits off of wine. Consider that you might have 40 people working the back of house, another 40 working the front of house, a number of experienced professionals (sommeliers, maiter d's etc.) who need to be the best in their fields, and all this for a restaurant that only opens for dinner and seats 30 people. In fact, many celebrity chefs actually operate their restaurants at a loss and make all of their money off of the celebrity status that it garners them.
fact- if you read this fact you're a fag
When I grew up the only ingredient in pizza was slices
>>3806216I was touching mine and I didn't even notice I was doing it until you said you were doing it.
TRUFAX: the center of the earth is the same temperature as the surface of the sunTHAT'S NOT EVEN THAT HOT, FUCK
I live in the Desert. I've always been a bit freaked out by scorpions as I'd pause or stutter if I were to see one or come across one - but no longer do the small bark scorpions scare me as my boss had caught a giant hairy scorpion running by his desk and put it in a box. He let it out later.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9QN8EC0ZKc
>>3805432Actually about 30 minutes southeast (Gilbert). They're just in certain areas. Never seen them anywhere else but where I live now. But I have heard of them in Mesa and south Chandler. We're also in an apartment.
>>3804607lol going by this article it sounds like ol' papa bear forgot to poke breathing holes in the tupperware.
I've lived in the desert my whole life and never really seen any. I did see one when I went camping up in the mountain in the LA National Park. It was a bark scorpion and I didn't sleep at all that night.
>>3805493yo nigga im in gilbert, u drink at champions?
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22129623.000-gunshot-victims-to-be-suspended-between-life-and-death.html>NEITHER dead or alive, knife-wound or gunshot victims will be cooled down and placed in suspended animation later this month, as a groundbreaking emergency technique is tested out for the first time.>The first step is to flush cold saline through the heart and up to the brain – the areas most vulnerable to low oxygen. To do this, the lower region of their heart must be clamped and a catheter placed into the aorta – the largest artery in the body – to carry the saline. The clamp is later removed so the saline can be artificially pumped around the whole body. It takes about 15 minutes for the patient's temperature to drop to 10 °C. At this point they will have no blood in their body, no breathing, and no brain activity. They will be clinically dead.I live in the city where they're doing this procedure. Should I roll the dice and shoot myself to see if I can be put in suspended animation?
>NEITHER dead or alive, knife-wound or gunshot victims will be cooled down and placed in suspended animation later this month, as a groundbreaking emergency technique is tested out for the first time.>The first step is to flush cold saline through the heart and up to the brain – the areas most vulnerable to low oxygen. To do this, the lower region of their heart must be clamped and a catheter placed into the aorta – the largest artery in the body – to carry the saline. The clamp is later removed so the saline can be artificially pumped around the whole body. It takes about 15 minutes for the patient's temperature to drop to 10 °C. At this point they will have no blood in their body, no breathing, and no brain activity. They will be clinically dead.
>>3806041that's by far the most interesting thing I have read in a while like what. I am just high enough for this shit If you shoot yourself OP, you might end up one of the control patients that gets to prolly die, but for science so if you're depressed and got nothin goin for you I'd say do it. Sounds like some ground breaking shit and you might end up one of the first people to "come back from the dead" Yeah dude do it.
>>3806059it doesn't, he's going to slice up those mice to look at under a microscope
>>3806059kind of, you do it to preserve structures for analysis. But it is liquid, and a bit of a bitch to make.>I couldn't see your brain coming out of that undamagedQuite the opposite, helps to slow down the degradation of the brain, in terms of locking everything in place. But you are right, it is irreversable and makes it non functional.>>3806057right back at ya bro
>I couldn't see your brain coming out of that undamaged
>>3806069Because animals can't get into debt or have legal problems. You might want to die but there might be some or a lot of people out there that would rather not see you dead, because you owe them some coin or your lack of presence on this earth would negatively affect them legally.
This stuff is comedy gold, You've got to check it out! I know what you;re thinking? Who's the party patrol? Well that's just STINKIN THINKINclick or your trapped here foreverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfv0JDm__o&list=UUwzwGqK5eb2pIHTr0DOe9bg
Yeah this guy is now a namefag on /dis/...http://boards.420chan.org/dis/res/292091.phpThat whole board has turned to shit with all these attentionwhore cold syrup sippin teenagers. I don't even care for dissociatives that much but I always enjoyed lurking that board for interesting trip reports and stuff... but now... just a bunch of namefags jerking each other off
Wait I have to check if this is blood
Also, I wanted to say that probably I am the only person in the thread who thinks we need more of OP and people like him.This place is not weird enough. Most of the posts that you cool cats post are shit. You have no idea what 420chan is about, but you like to pretend. This is exactly what 420chan is about.Punk rock died when the first punk said...Punk's not dead...Punk's not dead.....
Due to the vastness of space, How big do you think alien spaceships could get?What if, there was a mothership so friggin huge that it could block out the sun indefinitely?Think about it.. A spaceship that huge could be it's own planet full of habitat and urban areas.
Then we need to find some exhaust hatch or something and send Mark Hammil in.Its not like we haven't considered this.
>>3806006But he can't smoke cigs in a cockpit in space
I don't get why people actually expect that organisms can propel spaceships for interstellar travel. Just because you can see that there are stars out there doesn't mean you can physically go to them.
At a certain threshold, the gravimetric field of the structure would start to collapse it automatically.In other words, all spaceships over a certain size limit must be spherical, or achieve a different gravity structure artificially.
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