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What's it like being born? by WilliamPavingchetch.eps - Sun, 17 May 2015 20:24:39 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.4072332 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My mom had me via c-section. Can anyone who's actually been born explain what it's like?
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James van Allen - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:37:13 EST ID:w6jJENCo No.4072908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072897
But you have no memory of this crime you committed against your "twin"?
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Isabella Drezzletet - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:57:40 EST ID:vSfHK/wc No.4072923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072908
I relished in his death. The womb only tolerates the weak, but needs the strong. It died so that I could thrive as the failure I am today.
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Super Nerd Jack - Mon, 18 May 2015 13:06:19 EST ID:v4lOKvJf No.4072927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072332
I was faded as fuck and died a bit so I don't remember.
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Duff Goldman - Mon, 18 May 2015 13:06:25 EST ID:kiy3My/H No.4072928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072923
Inspiring.


Swag by Bird Keeper Alice - Sun, 17 May 2015 15:18:04 EST ID:dq0+wioR No.4072157 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who else thinks /st/ should be renamed /swag/?
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Jonny Fairplay - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:06:30 EST ID:3uNZz2jQ No.4072556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072157

Better idea, OP... Merge /jenk/ with /b/, and /420/ with /qq/ because they seem to have the most in common.
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Joseph Taylor Jr. - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:29:57 EST ID:cFc7vQso No.4072902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072172
Maybe renaming it /swag/ would attract more people with swag.
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Third of Five - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:35:58 EST ID:lqcaGJOR No.4072906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072902
88 swagstika
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NicholasBlishshit.ht - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:51:17 EST ID:6dCUnQb/ No.4072919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072157

/st/ is for the most part fucking terrible, well I guess so is "swag", so I endorse the name change.


mirror neurons by Smokimus Maximus - Mon, 18 May 2015 01:53:10 EST ID:TPqGX6Zh No.4072544 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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after watching this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l80zgw07W4Y and this https://youtu.be/DY1HAJGpyVw about mirror neurons i have started to become paranoid as fuck.

everytime i am fapping and watching to porn i cant help but feel i have my penis inside a vagina but i also feel like im getting fucked in my imaginary/ghost vagina or when im at class and i rub my eyes or fix my hair and this girl starts mirroring my actions i cant help but feel she is into me and then i feel my ghost self in her self wanting me, shit is scary

how do i get out of this loop hole? has it ever happened to you? do you have some thoughts that can ease my racing head?
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Gorilla Monsoon - Mon, 18 May 2015 06:55:25 EST ID:RRHnkEcS No.4072765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should get to know them better so you realize they are individuals, not just your mirror pieces. You sound like you have a mild personality disorder, but nothing too severe. Just stay calm and socialize.
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Mallow - Mon, 18 May 2015 10:53:40 EST ID:ATI6e4MR No.4072863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>but i also feel like im getting fucked in my imaginary/ghost vagina
greatest thread

you can use this to your advantage. position yourself/give signals like you are ready to mate, wymen will mirror that and believe the attraction comes from them. profit!! no really, learn that shit

how you react to others is less a measure of their actions, but more of your interpretations of them. if you interpret genuine conversation very positively they will think it is because of their awesomeness and get to like you very much. it also is the other way around; how others react to you is more a measure of their interpretations than your actions, so don't fret too much! this greatly applies to dating: gave one girl much loving attention but she still felt like I rejected her, gave another a tiny bit and she thinks I am much into her.
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Steve Urkel - Mon, 18 May 2015 11:02:05 EST ID:TkJif4av No.4072865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072544
When that Indian guy talks in your first link, his voice sometimes sounds like a machine gun
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William Clapperton - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:22:27 EST ID:nVM6mbKu No.4072898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072561
you'd have to be afucking idiot not to see this though


HICCUP CURES by Road Warrior Animal - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:57:42 EST ID:TUT8ZzG4 No.4072814 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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PLZ I BEG OF YOU
I FEEL CURSED
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Worf - Mon, 18 May 2015 10:15:02 EST ID:VZ5On+HF No.4072849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072841
nah thats stupid i didnt even read the op but u made me feel bad so ill give op some sage advice

OP! do this! completely exhale all the air from your lungs then hold for 10 seconds, as in after exhaling dont breathe in again for at least 10 seconds.

this works because hiccups are causes by an excess of carbon dioxide or some shit in the reserve lung, thats the part where when u breathe, it keeps a reserve of air there in case it of emergency. so holding your breath after exhaling as much as you can burns the oxygen in the reserve and causes it to be refilled with a proper mix of oxygen.

i read this somewhere
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Megumi Fujii - Mon, 18 May 2015 10:45:12 EST ID:9pr/Qhbz No.4072860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ever had a shit yawning fit, where you couldn't get the satisfaction from yawning and then sleeping again?
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Xane Perosteck - Mon, 18 May 2015 11:12:47 EST ID:IvIgsuue No.4072868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find holding my breath helps somewhat, but the best cure is a small sip of milk or water swallowed very slowly. Let it drip down your throat, then swallow and finally burp. Hiccups gone, every time.
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Reporter Thomas - Mon, 18 May 2015 11:16:58 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.4072870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hiccups means you're thriving. Don't try to stop it. You grow a millimetre for every hundred hiccups.


You're all subjected to my limited views about you. by Megumi Fujii - Mon, 18 May 2015 11:02:37 EST ID:9pr/Qhbz No.4072866 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Demetrious Johnson - Mon, 18 May 2015 11:12:20 EST ID:2br+uH8y No.4072867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we are all just subjects in our objects


Drinking Dad's sperm has really improved my life by PhineasBrookfoot.pm - Sun, 17 May 2015 23:40:58 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4072465 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Dear /b/
A few months ago I watched a very interesting YouTube video. It proposed to test my world view pointing out that based on Atheism I should be comfortable with drinking my dad's sperm. The video presents some very convincing arguments, such as , there are no consequences to drinking sperm and sperm is highly nutritious.

Now naturally I was initially taken aback by this proposal, but upon further consideration I realized that if I did not drink my fathers sperm I would just be a fake hypocritical Atheist. In other words this video was created to test my faith in Atheism. So after discussing this matter with my father I convinced him to be supportive of my non-religious orientation and allow me to try out his sperm.

And this is where things took an unexpected turn!

Not only was the taste amazing (once you get used to it) but after my first gulp I suddenly felt great and gained an almost spiritual peace of mind, then the rest was History! Now my dad wakes up about an hour before me and every morning he produces a warm shotglass of overnight sperm waiting for me on the kitchen counter. I have gained many benefits in the past 3 weeks from this sperm regiment, Like i said i generally feel happier and my faith in Atheism has become stronger then ever, additionally I feel more focused in my day to day activities and it also acts like a healthy alternative to coffee, and can also alleviate headaches. My improved concentration and wakefulness allowed me to be more productive at my workplace and my boss has noticed so I will soon likely get a promotion. Lastly my sexual prowlers has increased dramatically, thanks to my dads sperm I now have the confidence to approach women at parties and I last a Lot longer during intercourse. I have even noticed a slight increase in my penis size.

If you are an Atheist Please try this yourself and see if it works for you, and share this message on Facebook and with your friends. Together we can spread the world and fight against the stigma associated with drinking your dad's sperm.

Thank you.
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Hans McKiffer - Mon, 18 May 2015 00:35:55 EST ID:MbbnKDr6 No.4072500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072490
HEUHUE JOKES ON THEM I WAS JUST PRETNDING TO BE SYNTHETIC
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Dana White - Mon, 18 May 2015 01:58:15 EST ID:TY7BT7Wz No.4072551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072500
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PhineasBrookfoot.pm - Mon, 18 May 2015 09:34:48 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4072832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072500
What if he was just pretending to not realize that you where pretending to be Synthetic?
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Jax - Mon, 18 May 2015 09:47:25 EST ID:xhEmKD85 No.4072836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072500
Thanks for making this, Waitress Fucking


[%][/%][*][/*] by Cowgirl Charles - Sun, 17 May 2015 14:39:17 EST ID:O7rqUa9r No.4072126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It was not an iPad I got from Anthony it was a Apple Macbook, someone else got me a iPad off my (or selfcuttinggirl) amazon wish. I never ONCE asked Anthony or anyone for anything, but if they sent me something, its their fault I guess.

Yea, i am 41 year old loser that catfishes a "hunter" and a radio legend, and others. First off, it started as a goof, a parody account called "ParamoreCunt" and it was crazy teen tweets about music, cutting, etc. It was a goof that I was sure most understood. I was always a big fan of O&A so i would listen to the show and tweet as 'her' during the show. That should have given it away. She was NEVER at school. It was during a Jocktober that i started this and before long Anthony started to RT me, and everything blow up after that. I would tweet and guys would come out of the woodwork to 'hit on' me. The Paramorecunt account become SelfCutterGirl but was taken off by twitter and i cant recall why. I think I tweeted a underwear pic and someone reported it. Never knew for sure. I made a new account, "SelfCuttingGirl". I returned to tweeting the show and Anthony soon not only RT me but followed me. Then after a few days Anthony DM me, i never DM him first. We talked a little and i thought it was funny. I thought for sure he got the joke or would very soon. The DM went for a few days then he gave me his number to text. So i did. We texted about Star Trek (who was better Mudd or Q), we talked about the show (and at the time how he felt one of the co-workers was really boring and lame). I was overwhelmed with being somewhat on the inside. Now if i wanted to add to a topic during the show i could txt Anthony and he would bring up my point on the show. Or I could tweet him and he would RT, getting me more followers. Not just my "selfcuttinggirl" account but other parody accounts i was doing.

Is this sad? YES! Before all this started i was married and had a good family. But things happened months before i started this and i found myself divorced and my house being foreclosed on. Also doing this i was laid off at work. So around me everything we falling a part and i escaped like the loser i am in to twitter. When I was "Alyssa" i didn't have to worry about the ex, the kids, the house, the job, etc.

Soon after screwing around as her, i meet a real teenage girl on twitter and we kind of worked together. I will not say who she is but she was in on it more than anyone knows.

It went on for over a year or more of me tweeting as her, doing fake fights with this girl that was helping me, etc. Then I got greedy and the truth came out. The 'hunter' did not hire someone to look in to me as it was said on the show. What happened is this 'hunter' started to DM and asking me to sell things for him on Ebay. I would get some of the money. He got really creepy over time as we started to text. Then he started to want to send me all kinds of shit in the mail. I gave him my address , before long he was sending me toys to sell for him and some as gifts. As he started to want to meet 'alyssa' i started to not talk to him as much. However he wanted to send me money for helping him and i gave him my real paypal account, saying it was a family friend. That is how he got my name. A friend of his then google images searched some pictures i used as 'alyssa' and they found her photo bucket. I was busted. The 'hunter' then told my female friend and he told Sam, who told Anthony.

My friend still talks to Antony and i have told her to tell him that i would repay him for the notebook and the $200 he sent me to by a iPhone. But she told me he said he didn't need my fucking money and to get lost. As for the Hunter guy, FUCK HIM, he was a fucking CREEPY and would talk very dirty to me as 'Alyssa'.
Anthony would a little but it was never as creepy as it was with 'hunter' did it. That guy is weird.

So I was busted and i deleted my Selfcuttinggirl account. I was still shocked all this happened, it was amazing. I would tweet about watching The Fall Guy or tell Anthony about some old show i liked. I never thought everyone would believe me. Is it my fault they did? I was so over the TOP i don't see how people believed it.
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Diego Armando - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:15:22 EST ID:1ghzwUV0 No.4072792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cut and paste bullshit from a year ago.
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Hugh Dimmergold - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:15:35 EST ID:HgOZZoyb No.4072793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
test
test 2
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Salon Maiden Esther - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:17:21 EST ID:S0jx1W5B No.4072795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
test
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Demetrious Johnson - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:36:55 EST ID:2br+uH8y No.4072799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072793
What are the results, doctors? Is he gonna live?


Good idea ; bad idea by LydiaSepperhidging.ffl - Mon, 18 May 2015 06:10:17 EST ID:uk+0WetQ No.4072746 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Good idea: soup-flavored crackers

Bad idea: cracker-flavored soup

Good idea: quitting doing drugs

Bad idea: quitting; doing drugs.

Good idea: pawning trivial items for gas money so you can go to work whilst in debt

Bad idea: pawning your car for gas money whilst in debt


Good idea: buying food for a baby to eat
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Cornelius Hicklemetch - Mon, 18 May 2015 06:11:13 EST ID:cpbq9RSj No.4072748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bad idea; posting this thread
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Steve Urkel - Mon, 18 May 2015 06:13:13 EST ID:TkJif4av No.4072749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072746
holy shit I have totally forgotten what cartoon your pic is from.. That's a smack of nostalgia right in the face
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Raymond Blanc - Mon, 18 May 2015 07:14:16 EST ID:zr+zBUX+ No.4072774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072749
Animaniacs
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Pierre Koffman - Mon, 18 May 2015 14:03:11 EST ID:YJplsoqF No.4072950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072746

Good idea: bumping this thread
Bad idea: nb

nb


Actors abandoning ship by Cyril Lignac - Thu, 14 May 2015 14:26:52 EST ID:s9XnHJID No.4069453 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Simpsons is dead, the actors no longer like the way the show is being used to hurt innocent people

R.I.P. Conan O'Brien's Simpsons, one of the only good Irishmen in existence

Release the hounds.
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Tallera - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:49:16 EST ID:O7rqUa9r No.4072727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072723
Yeah that shit is fucked up. Undoubtedly we should have strict regulations and testing for the saftey and efficacy of food introduced into the market, but to just say that all gmo is bad because some gmo is bad is outlandish knee jerking.
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Carol-Anne Pretzelfuck - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:50:38 EST ID:0mwrxCDI No.4072728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they can genetically modify the meth so it isn' t so bad for my teeth and can last longer so I can finish construction projects I start at 3 am then I am ALL FOR GMO.

DEAR EVIL PEOPLE WHO RUN THE WORL GIVE US OUR GMO METH AND WE WILL BUILD YOUR DIABOLICAL FUTURE FOR YOU
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Tallera - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:52:04 EST ID:O7rqUa9r No.4072729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072728
Speak for yourself. I hate feeling jacked up. I wouldn't mind a nonaddictive, no hangover alcohol though.
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Michael Fucktart - Mon, 18 May 2015 05:00:28 EST ID:gQGljIdp No.4072732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072728
Adderal extended release


How to survive impending market crash by Revolver Ocelot - Sun, 17 May 2015 22:24:24 EST ID:u4At8HSd No.4072433 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well, what do?
Also in college and very broke

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/countdown-to-the-stock-market-crash-of-2016-is-ticking-louder-2015-05-08
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Ernest Blackcocke - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:34:59 EST ID:LuUdYNey No.4072637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072615
I think it's California only. If you're planning on going to a UC they usually have really good aid. Maybe not Berkeley or LA because of how competitive they are, but the others for sure do. I'm at UCD myself and as I mentioned before the aid is phenomenal.
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Balrog - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:36:20 EST ID:y5WgdOG+ No.4072639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072637
California has the cheapest schools in the USA. Bug catcher jarvis is being a bitch if he is complaining. You could literally be a waiter and afford a UC school.
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Ernest Blackcocke - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:40:15 EST ID:LuUdYNey No.4072648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072639
I don't think he was complaining, but what you say is true
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Bug Catcher Jarvis - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:57:21 EST ID:gbJiW1ll No.4072730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072637
Planning on going to Humboldt State, not just because Emerald Triangle but also because I used to go up to Humboldt when I was young and I fucking love the redwoods and they have a huge botany program

and yeah not complaining


lend me your strength, cyber siblings by Milky Choketoker - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:44:48 EST ID:C0yzcNR1 No.4072652 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>hot female friend is turning 18
>asks me to buy her a buttplug tail and/or kitty ears as a present
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Milky Choketoker - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:20:25 EST ID:C0yzcNR1 No.4072704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072683
we've already fucked a couple times so i'm not terribly concerned tbh. though it has been a few months. she is kind of a slut honestly so i'm sure she will be fucking another dude within a week regardless of what happens.
mostly i am excited because of butt stuff.
>please, God, let my dick get up in there.
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Milky Choketoker - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:23:43 EST ID:C0yzcNR1 No.4072705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
theageofconsentis16inmystatenb
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Tallera - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:29:40 EST ID:O7rqUa9r No.4072709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072705
Same. It wouldn't be vegas if you didn't get to deep dick a girl born in 1999.
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Anders Angstrom - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:34:43 EST ID:ckH0IGQm No.4072712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072704


Dude, 18 year old booty is so amazing. I've only had it once since I got into my 20's (24 now) and damn I forgot how awesome highschool was, let me tell you. Grab it while you can. Good thing I look young so younger chicks actually dig me more than older ones. Yeeeeeeee


i just graduated college by Rocket Admin Isabella - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:08:33 EST ID:abPxI3zr No.4072598 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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help
i know i just have to figure it out on my own, but it's still very intense feeling
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Carol-Anne Pretzelfuck - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:21:02 EST ID:0mwrxCDI No.4072616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Basically just copy people if you are feeling insecure.
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Bruce Buffer - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:31:12 EST ID:kKPOYzta No.4072631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072598
literally do anything
eventually realise there is no consequence to anything ever

there is nothing stoping you from becoming god

but no seriously , no consequence ever. think about it
just do fucking whatever
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Carol-Anne Pretzelfuck - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:33:28 EST ID:0mwrxCDI No.4072634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072631
Good point. But there is literally consequences to everything ever. Whether you think they are bad or good consequences is your prerogative tho. Think about it OP. Everyone will have their own perspective. So will you really get anywhere by copying somebody?
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Bruce Buffer - Mon, 18 May 2015 04:17:14 EST ID:kKPOYzta No.4072701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072634
this guy, this is some advice you should listen to OP.
im just chilling and thinking about your words pretzelfuck

maybe chill out OP and just think about where you really want to be going (physically or mentally or objectively or whatever)
have a good long reflection about what kind of person you are
(like following? like to be a loner fuck? perhaps leader/controlling people?)
and with this just slowly steer yourself to wherever, nothing is instant though
and the most important thing , no matter what kind of person you are
just be happy man, just be happy with what you got, roll up a blunt and enjoy being alive

Have a Nice Life! (really good band if your into shoegaze, industrial, ambient, and drone elements) rocket admin!


It's ok if you don't want to... by Rocket Executive Alice - Sun, 17 May 2015 01:13:41 EST ID:r2GIg6g3 No.4071733 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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...But since it's past Midnight it's my birthday. Could I please have a party? been a faithful user of these boards since 2008 and have never once asked. And I could use a bit of a pick me up today anyhow. I went and bought myself a half ounce of some green crack stuff (whatever the fuck it's called, all I know is that it's good) And I'll smoke a blunt in all y'alls honor.
Banned
User was uninvited to this party
User was banned by: Synthetic
Reason: smoke dat green crack until you turn green, nigguh
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Worf - Sun, 17 May 2015 23:34:41 EST ID:r2GIg6g3 No.4072463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072461

Yeah I'd say more stoned than Downs.
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Dana White - Mon, 18 May 2015 01:50:56 EST ID:TY7BT7Wz No.4072541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
happy birthday
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Barry Cockethroat - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:21:22 EST ID:j9+p4evg No.4072562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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make it memorable, buddy
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Adrian Ripburger - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:11:30 EST ID:9g6OgTaS No.4072601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4071733
Oh fuck another born day thread I'm late too

gotta get my shit together.

Rock on and party on dudes.


20 Today by Engineer Walter - Sun, 17 May 2015 04:48:36 EST ID:pNbXWjCW No.4071871 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So yeah, I'm 20 today /b/.. gonna dab and just try and enjoy life.
Wanna have a party?
Banned
User was uninvited to this party
User was banned by: INTERPOL
Reason: bday
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Hans McKiffer - Mon, 18 May 2015 00:41:34 EST ID:MbbnKDr6 No.4072504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072238
That was actually pretty fucking funny
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Dana White - Mon, 18 May 2015 01:57:24 EST ID:TY7BT7Wz No.4072549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
happy birthday op
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Adrian Ripburger - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:59:15 EST ID:9g6OgTaS No.4072587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Happy born Day you silly sausage

Keep on rocking the free world and what not.

i don't care if I'm 3 hrs late to this
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Dominar Rygel XVI - Mon, 18 May 2015 06:58:37 EST ID:OojfvKfj No.4072768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072487
I am loving the new Sandman Overture nb


How a Password Changed My Life by Dustin Hazelett - Tue, 12 May 2015 20:43:39 EST ID:E0wyvGqK No.4067905 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was furious that morning. Tuesday, 9:40 a.m. It was so hot that my torso was already sweaty even though I just got to work. I was late. I was still wearing my helmet. I think I forgot breakfast. Something tastes like cigarette in my mouth. I need to get shit done before my 10 a.m. meeting and all I have in front of me is a huge waste of my time.

So there it was... this input field with a pulsating cursor, waiting for me to type a password that I'll have to re-enter for the next 30 days. Many times during the day.

Then, letting all the frustration go, I remembered a tip I heard from my former boss.

I'm gonna use a password to change my life.

It was obvious that I couldn't focus on getting things done with my current lifestyle and mood. Of course, there were clear indicators of what I needed to do -- or what I had to achieve -- in order to regain control of my life, but we often don't pay attention to these clues.

My password became the indicator. My password reminded me that I shouldn't let myself be victim of my recent break up, and that I'm strong enough to do something about it.

My password became: "Forgive@h3r"

I had to type this statement several times a day. Each time my computer would lock. Each time my screensaver with her photo would appear. Each time I would come back from eating lunch alone.
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Duke Droese - Wed, 13 May 2015 22:09:29 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.4068992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This shit is working, I changed my password to lose@myvirginity yesterday and today a girl actually spoke to me. I gave her my order and when she handed me my Chicken McNugget meal I flashed her a great big smile.
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George Chebblesotch - Wed, 13 May 2015 23:22:08 EST ID:4ZMPSxWt No.4069070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4067905
I changed password to fuckherinthe@ss
My life will never be the same
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Jonny Fairplay - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:12:23 EST ID:3uNZz2jQ No.4072559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4067977
>>4068028
>>4068219

Top fucking stories, chap! Regale us once again with your tales of ladyboy adventure!!
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Sailor Beatrice - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:23:45 EST ID:93xQLVxk No.4072565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4068063
>the preserving effects of opium


http://taima.tv:8080/r/b by Officer Barbrady - Sun, 17 May 2015 22:26:58 EST ID:49D+1ARo No.4072435 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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why dont u lub meÉ

seriously if you wanna voice ur complaints or make it better riad this shit and take it for yourselfs or just add terrible videos and leave lol
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Officer Barbrady - Sun, 17 May 2015 22:29:47 EST ID:49D+1ARo No.4072436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072435
all users who dont join are basically saying they dont smoke crack what are you a pussy
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Bill Haverchuck - Sun, 17 May 2015 22:31:33 EST ID:1EjaLCK9 No.4072437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Device Support Tube is lame, people just posting rick roll 1000 times in a row, yaaaaay
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Officer Barbrady - Sun, 17 May 2015 23:47:32 EST ID:49D+1ARo No.4072471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4072437
they post soemthing anyone can
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Dana White - Mon, 18 May 2015 02:04:33 EST ID:TY7BT7Wz No.4072555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/b/tube's styles look like shit. They weird colors, stupid background images, and gif spam in the chat window are all a step backwards from the blank slate defaults of a new channel.

There's tons of channels over on http://cytu.be that look awesome, and run awesome playlists. Try to be more like them.


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