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How does one find passion?How does one discipline the self?
>>3583735>Relaxing the autonomic system is really healthy for youThats all i got from your link. Im happy for the guy but my grandfather lived to 92 and he never practiced any zen shit.
>Relaxing the autonomic system is really healthy for you
>>3583753might want to watch it again Eugene. Also note that i'm replying to OP's questions in my best capacity, not trying to imply whatever you think I am.
>>3583602What is self improvement in Various activites?What if we are limited to something that doesn't cost money?
In through your noseOut the mouthOne foot in front of the other
I'm starting the Order of the Shadow Caatholics. Who want;s ti joinm aooky gere,
>>3583797Hey look Ms. Parks you and your big eyed puppy doge freak can go suck it <<UNHEX MAGICK ACTIVATE>>
>>3583866>>3583854why? coincidence? or Albanians? seek the truth
St. Peter judged you by your pictures folder on where you went next.Also what if thread.
>>3583795the size or the content?
>>3583799Either or. Both possibly.
King of popcorn
Queen of Cop Porn.
Shangrali is falling.
suck it in of da ladies.
Sountrack: this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnTYkPnnAoIt would portray the life of a Tuvan protagonist named Bongar-ol Mejumme, from a sperm to a happy man.Act 1: Is a sperm looking for its egg; the main actor runs around the stage, confused, dressed in a sperm costume; finally finds the egg and enters its new lifeAct 2: The protagonist has an uneasy life of a child in a Mongolian steppe Mongol herd; gradually gets taller to show the flow of timeAct 3: Uneasy time under threat of war; shows the herd being very exploited and extorted by soldiers stationed nearby - martial lawAct 4: Bongar goes to Chinese uni, his roomie hosts a party; the song contains a lot of drug innuendo; Bongar is slowly starting to get corrupted by drugs and the big-city lifeAct 5: Bongar starts praying (synched with the song), but the hairy memories from him losing virginity the previous night distract him so much that the spirits don't speak to him; his morals keep declining, sad vibes; leaves the post of his prayer, still singingAct 6: Goes out to the city's rich streets, sings, has sad reflections on the spiritual life and his life to that day; fully embraces the city's treacherous, broken ideals. Becomes a full-blown drug user. The drug use is offstage as per the rule of decorum; when he comes back from the crack house, he is pleasantly surprised to have grown a devil tail. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3583376Are you a zander?
Found your poster
This has the potential to quite literally be the greatest opera in history.
like, think about it. lay your arm down at rest. then try to think about moving it. no matter how hard you think about moving it, your arm will either do nothing or maybe twitch slightly.however, if you just lift your arm up, you move your arm. like, just move it. your not really thinking of moving it, but you move it, and it moves.then think of stuff like typing on a keyboard. you arent thinking about moving your individual fingers. in fact, you arent thinking about the movement of your fingers at all. you are just picturing a word and your muscles automatically locate the correct key for you, without you even having to think about the word or the location of the particular letter on the keyboard.the brain man how the fuck does it work
muscle memory fenga ma papit
>>3583037>>3583044this thread that made me laugh really hard thanks for the mindfuck OP
fun fact: thinking about doing stuff produced the exact same activity in the brain as actually doing it.
>>3583709I feel like this is the secret to life. Often if I'm faced with a problem that I'm not sure if I can do, I visualize it beforehand. For example, a new personal record in the gym. I have to put myself in that place and do all the cues in my head, feel my body get into position, visualize how my muscles will feel and what I will see, and I blow that shit out of the water when I actually try it.
So apparently this dog the Mexican hairless dog also called a Xoloitzcuintle (pronounced SHOW-LOW-EATS-QUEEN-TLEE) is living embodiment of an ancient mesoamerican god. The name in the Aztec myth is Xolotl, and in the myths he is the twin of Quetzalcoatl the feathered serpent shaman god that the high priests and rulers took the title of.And these dogs were thought to have magical healing powers and were necessary in guiding magicians towards venus, the morning star which represents Quetzalcoatl-tlaloc in their travels through the afterlife. They were present in all the of mexican groups as sacred beings. They had places in the temples and shit.
In early 21st century American civilization, they were called dogs; and were kept in and around homes and workplaces for various purposes.
>>3583403>In early 21st century American civilization, they were called doges; and were kept in and around imageboards and teh webbernets for variois porpoises.fixtpic is early doge meme
>In early 21st century American civilization, they were called doges; and were kept in and around imageboards and teh webbernets for variois porpoises.
Yea an entire side of my family is native Mexican and I guess their family that still lives there breeds these dogs and keeps them in like a really shitty house to the specifications of the culture. When you're sick or pregnant with baby pains you get one of the ladies to touch you, since they rub the bellies of the dogs all day they get the healing power (somehow). My hot half-cousin told me she studied them in zoology and learned there used to be one with fur but they bred the dogs to be hairless because old world Mexico is savage as hell. Also a dog with just skin instead of fur seems more like a person.
Let's play a little game to increase our posting quality. Post a sentence contain all or nearly all words that rhyme or nearly rhyme. I'll startShe's a bottom problem solvin' sobbin' goblin of a mommathis shinin mind o mine, gonna shine a light so brightthis shinin light's so bright, shine will brighten up the nightgonna shine a light of mine, gonna blind ya with my mind's bright shinethis mind o mine gonna shine a light, gonna shine ya blind from behindthis mind o mine has time, shine ya blind from behindgonna light up the night, blind ya with a light so brightgonna use this mind o mine to shine ya blind from behindgonna shine ya blind, come from behind, with mah mind
Words were yer fur when ye writ dat post sirBut fer sure ye didnt know where yer put yer blurYa hur!
So, I'm going to Amsterdam for a few days soon. And of course, I've forgotten to do the vital research of finding good coffeeshops. So any recommendations?Let this thread be about other things: general Amsterdam stuff, how you like to get your beans roasted, ect. Honestly if I don't get a good recommendation I'll just walk around and pick a spot that looks decent anyway.
DON'T WALK IN THE FUCKING BICYCLE LANES YOU TOURIST FUCKS
You could come to Washington and hang out in one of the dab bars. $10 membership, then $10 for 4 dabs.Sit around and play Xbawkz. They give you fucking enormous dabs, too... oh my god.
>>3583595damn they have those? what else do they have in washington now? i Havent kept up with their legalization.
Wassup y'all. I was really high all day today and in my social psychology class (COLLEGE class, fgts) they were talking about being in a jury. And I was thinking, wouldn't that be some fucked up shit to see while high? Like, if you were at a murder trial or something, wouldn't you feel like pure justice coming from your soul as you raised your hand to vote the offender as guilty?2deep4uso have any of you here gone to jury duty high? What was it like?Also realized it would be tight as fuck to be a lawyer, you could pretty much use the job to support your ideals and if you have people wanting your business whom you disagree with you could just ask them for more money to be their defendant, shit would be awesome.
>>3583373>>3583368It's agreed then, as 420chan we must begin putting every orally active stimulant into jury members water supplies everywhere, it's for the good of the country gentlemen.Godspeed.
>>3583373Thanks Rob Ford for another excellent brainstorm session...
Never ever had jury duty. Idk, the thought of it occurring never really entered into my mind. I'd show up high most probably though
I went to jury duty high on opiates half nodding out. luckily i wasn't chosen to serve.
ITT: things we find ironic about life. Observation: The Evolution theory about humans by Charles DarwinWhy?: because the fucker looks like a Neanderthal or some kind of ape.Maybe that's why he worked to find evidence of evolution so he could rationalize the fact he was fuckin fugly
>>3583293We are entitled to more to the extent that we allow ourselves it.Love... beauty... all things that are warm in the heart... they are human constructs/the constructs of living beings -- and they make life deeply, powerfully meaningful.They're about what we've got. Aside from clever puzzles. Interaction with other beings involved in the same bleak end, and to love them, to cherish them, to know they have value ... is the most meaningful and important thing you can do in your life. Because it's the only thing that stands against the void: that you gave a shit. That despite all, despite knowing the utter meaninglessness of existence at the very end, you still, still, like a fool, like a goddamn fool, still for some reason cared.And that's what I call the meaning of life.
>>3583296sounds like sentimental tripe.
>>3583307I sort of agree. But I also sort of don't think it matters. Whether you buy the bullshit or not, it's still bullshit and it's still there. What else is there? And meaninglessness is beautiful too, in its own way. But that doesn't make anything less painful, and that doesn't matter either.
>>3583307I seriously and earnestly advise you to kill yourself, then, because you literally have nothing to live for.
It's been a few days since I did drugs and I'm feeling pretty low + bored.Should I do more drugs?
>>3583547followed by kidney failure
>>3583547CAN ANY DOCTOR RESPOND?IS THIS TRUE? >>3583547WHAT ABOUT THIS?
Never do drugs if you are feeling low and bored. It is the first step to drugs becoming a crutch that you use to escape / find contentment in boredom and lowliness. Engage in life and fulfilling activities so that you don't feel low or bored first, and then add well moderated recreational drug use to the mix if you please. What do I know though? I've only had my own subjective experiences with drug use, dependency, addiction, and feeling pretty low + bored as it relates to drug use. Maybe you can use drugs to self-medicate your boredom and lowness to no ill effect.
>2013>quitting cigarettes without first buying a dialysis machine
>2013>quitting cigarettes without first buying a dialysis machine
What if when you woke up tomorrow, you were in another persons body? Somebody who speaks the same language as you but lives far away. This person is also the same gender but has a lot less money. First you would think it's a dream but what if it never changed back?
>>3583474oh man, I didnt even look at the website. Did this guy really photoshop his torso to make him look more femenine?
>>3583478Yeah looks like he added a little curvage to the arms
>>3582964I got 92 cents in my bank account. I AM that fucking person already.
I finished twelve days of work on a row and now I'm drinking some beer and smoking some weed and watching Archer. How are all you guys doing?
>>3583490Ain't that just the darndess thing
>>3583490Why, why, why God why am I now suddenly horny?
>>3583475SWANS ARE RACIST AGAINST IMMIGRANTS!YOU FUCKING RACIST!
I see, so they have you to intimidate me, then they have the ultra heavy unbelievers to intimidate you.hmmm intredasting.
>that plastic nee-san bitch
>that plastic nee-san bitch
Im begging you. Hell is worse than can be bore. Reconsider.
My whole family are jehovahs witnesses what should i do?
>>3583426You read my mind, baby!
>>3583324I think people who think rape jokes can't be funny, and people who thinl rape itself is funny are both idiots.A guy walks into the doctors office and says "Doctor, I need birth control pills for my 12 year old daughter" Shocked, the doctor responds "Your 12 year old is already sexually active?"The guy says "ACTIVE? Fuck no, she just lies there and cries."
>>3583443What's the difference between rape and football? Women don't like football.
>>3583426This show rules.Also BOOBIES
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