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Do you like my young ass? by - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:32:01 EST ID:UC+mV6gO No.3708174 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fuck me until i die, please.
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Smirky McFlash - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:34:13 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3708179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope. I hate it.
Eric Ripert - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:34:24 EST ID:OXSRIi24 No.3708180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is that a vagina or a scrotum?
Smirky McFlash - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:37:06 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3708184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I too was wondering that, It looks like a hairy sack. Also, notice the upper crack hair. It's totally a dude.
Riki Fukuda - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:38:09 EST ID:/k6g++t5 No.3708187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Excellent first world post 10/10 would rape to death

sup dudes by Blueberry McFuckerson - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 05:30:19 EST ID:C/O4bp71 No.3707545 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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who else wants a bacon cheeseburger with fries?
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DorisPendertore.c - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 17:07:54 EST ID:eF75h9dj No.3708051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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actually it was the person who posted is Doug the new Joe Rogan. You just replied and are part of the Joe Rogan machine. You would know this if you worked out and smoked DMT like Joe.
Calypso - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 17:12:30 EST ID:BH+2P8xX No.3708059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you did absolutely nothing to derail this thread you simply read the first 15 comments it has been so off topic from the very beginning
you aint gud at shit
George Herbig - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 17:41:29 EST ID:BOdn6FzG No.3708094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i didn't see joe rogan on Getting Doug with High so thread must have derailed somewhere there
Wolfgang Puck - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:02:46 EST ID:BRvAjwxh No.3708124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude there is always some sort of cultural thing sorrounding specific drugs, just get over it.

i agree that weed "culture" is a bit over the top but you can't stop people from making a "culture" from it

Success by Orlando Bloom - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 15:30:17 EST ID:0Hlcdmf4 No.3706761 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are any of you guys successful? Do you feel successful even if it is not the success that society defines? Or maybe is the other way around? What are you doing right now to become successful?
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Pat Miletich - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 13:47:38 EST ID:PImZIPMq No.3707844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because of how belligerently, utterly and whole-heartedly, unabashedly asburgerish it is? its basically "how to be a high-functioning autistic: a beginners guide"
Master Chu - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:39:50 EST ID:0MRU8/gz No.3707969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's all a joke. none of that shit will help you be productive. it's perfectly absurd
Cowgirl Nigger - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:07:49 EST ID:rojd2SJS No.3707984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It might help you be productive in the cut-and-thrust world of drawing motivational infographics
Emperor Reclaw - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:09:29 EST ID:3UgsMjxc No.3707988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Happiness and success are synonymous for me. So no. I am not successful.

YOU PUSSIES by Medium Isabella - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 06:01:20 EST ID:DvuueBZa No.3706317 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So many of you talk the talk but you never walk the walk. When are you going to get your guns and start blowing the heads off of rich scum?

Quit being such pussies and kill the rich. Go do it. Post photos or videos of it afterwards.
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Kat Niggerstone - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 13:38:15 EST ID:PUdflIOg No.3707831 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Nah its not so bad. We used to be fish. Imagine trying to revolutionize without fingers.
We're gettin there.
Lt. Cmdr. Argyle - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 13:52:45 EST ID:ehB6XLXO No.3707853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Because I don't want to kill anybody
>> - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 14:18:06 EST ID:UC+mV6gO No.3707875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly, if I had access to these peoples whereabouts, or the hardware required to get the job done, I'd definitely go out and try to kill a few of these monsters. I know I'd die in the process, but fuck it, it sure would be satisfying, and I'd feel like I was liberating humanity.
James Martin - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 14:22:04 EST ID:Bk6a46v+ No.3707878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh so edgy OP, careful m8 your mum might see this stuff if you leave a tab open.

Where the goons @? by Aqua Admin Barnaby - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 14:04:01 EST ID:+fczJG7W No.3707864 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know a few of you motherfuckers walk around these grounds.
Doris Shittingstone - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:03:28 EST ID:CFU/Y3G/ No.3707933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ban he

lego passion by Eliza Drummlelodge - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 18:58:21 EST ID:KGiMEuvw No.3707053 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey remember me?
here another one i build, hope you like it /b/
i dont care if not, bad comments are constructive to!
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ShittingGanderpare.gif - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 02:38:20 EST ID:s74VK1NO No.3707451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would violate with impunity
Johnny Rodz - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 05:26:07 EST ID:hPC955dp No.3707543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Good stuff, but I think the water should be more lively. That is loose, like the "gravel" that's next to the way to the pool.

That might have been me! Tho, now that I think about it, I think I have seen OP's stuff here before, but just didn't recall it at the time. (I follow the scene and browse some AFOL sites, so it's a bit of a blur to me, heh.... Anyway, FourChan also has fun Lego threads on /toy/ if anyone is interested.)
David Tennant - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 08:48:13 EST ID:qL+OgqQ1 No.3707636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>hey remember me?

Nicholas Pummleforth - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 13:51:55 EST ID:KGiMEuvw No.3707851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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very funny!!

fucking stupid survey thread i basically stole from /opi/ by Adolphe Dugléré - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 04:10:58 EST ID:xZXHuLLV No.3706238 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll post the format first so it's easy to copy/paste -

>Sexual orientation:
>Drug of choice:
>Type of cellphone:
>Favourite food:
>Type of work:
>Living area:
>Last time you had sex:
>Family relationships:
>Hospital visits:
>Amount of friends:
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Michael Sullivan - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 10:36:44 EST ID:OlDSLuB7 No.3707682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MXE > Ket, sounds like a contaminated synth if you started puking.
Super Meat Boy - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:11:05 EST ID:e6aF4TN3 No.3707701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah i doubt you took .3 of mxe and just puked
Bart Bok - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:32:10 EST ID:OujDwbM+ No.3707716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Hunnid P
this... this is the guy
CorneliusFabbershaw.cfml - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 12:47:25 EST ID:WfZHApcA No.3707770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i read quite a lot of them
i was thinking about making lots of snide comments on them but then i realized that everyone will figure out im a jerk and i don't want that to happen until i get to phase 3 of my plan

Mine boots are too tight by Samantha Meatflap - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 19:29:19 EST ID:GmakZbLA No.3707092 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>This weather is most unfortunate
>This belt is squizing mine midsection
>This sword is too heavy
>Who is this man with this strange device
>I just want to be in my chambers watching a jesters show
>Can I go back to the castle yet?
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Matilda Buzzridge - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:26:19 EST ID:Xw+cHtFz No.3707714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, regarding the Roman graffiti;

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!

IX.5.18 (House of Hercules and Nessus; beside the door of house); 5112: Learn this: while I am alive, you, hateful death, are coming.

V.1.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

Some of those are kinda deep, they're badass. Also I remember watching a documentary where they found some stone in an underground chamber in Britain, which had been raided by the Vikings circa 7-900AD. Carved into the stone, in Nordic runes, was "Helga is one horny bitch!". It's awesome to think some Viking hundreds of miles across the sea from home raiding and pillaging, sat down and thought about how hot is wife is and was daydreaming of fucking her and decided to let the world and future generations now this.
Belongo - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:49:27 EST ID:ZdXBJfSL No.3707732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are there more? I love these!
Grizzly Brownball - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 12:15:41 EST ID:cRuRY5VE No.3707757 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot.

>The man I'm having dinner with is a barbarian.

>Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Somewhere else there's a whore pricelist. A whore costs 4 sestertii.

They fucked more than 25 whores total, horny little buggers.
Grizzly Brownball - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 12:21:43 EST ID:cRuRY5VE No.3707759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The sling was a ubiquitous weapon in antiquity, both because it was cheap to manufacture and because it was incredibly effective. Most sling bullets were manufactured out of lead, which, being quite soft, lent itself to being easily inscribed with a sharp knife. Now any of you who have read Homer might expect the bullets to be inscribed with heartfelt prayers to the Gods and noble speeches on war, and yes, you're right, some of them were.

This one just says, "Continued on next rock."

Most, on the other hand, weren't quite so poetically minded. Thus we have bullets cropping up all over Greece and Italy bearing inscriptions from the relatively tame "Take that," "This belongs to you" and "Eat this," all the way to "I hope this hits you in the dick" and "Fuck you." So, once your friends were done digging the lead bullet out of your skull, they could all have a laugh at the charming wit of whoever put it there.

"Flavius, let me borrow one of your bullets. They're hilarious."

Some messages were even more topical, such as one from the siege of Perusia, Italy (around 30 B.C.). The Perusians were being systematically starved, but they were trying their best to act like everything was fine, hoping the besieging army would get discouraged. A bullet recovered from the ruins reads "Esureis et me celas," which essentially means, "I know you're starving, dipshit."

Post cats by Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 18:58:56 EST ID:UyBFhEUV No.3707054 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post cats.

All kinds of cats.
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Pat Miletich - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:13:45 EST ID:PImZIPMq No.3707704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CATS goddammit
Cowgirl Nigger - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 11:16:55 EST ID:rojd2SJS No.3707707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sev, I heard you had some trouble with the law recently. How's it going dude?
SophieGidgedale.swf - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 12:09:54 EST ID:E7jr4K8R No.3707751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i'd hit it
EstherHondlespear.pwl - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 12:13:56 EST ID:a9iX6HH1 No.3707756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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