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manchild by Hodor - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:00:12 EST ID:Up+JLGbr No.3762409 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I have this friend who I like and all but I'm worried about him. He's 26, lives with his parents, has no job and refuses to look for one, spends 100% of his time playing video games and going to a shitty online college. I've known him since high school, and we play video games together still via skype. I'm no independent saint either, I live in a house my parents own rent free with a roommate. He pays rent, I take care of all the other bills to keep costs down for him since I know I've got it good. However, I've been employed constantly (minus a few months between various jobs) since I was 17. Even if they're shitty jobs, not working for even a month drives me absolutely crazy. I know that this is just a stage, and at 23 I'm getting a bit old to not be out on my own, but my friend is something else.

He dropped out of a real college (community college) to join the Marines and washed out in the first month because he has flat feet. Since then he's done exactly nothing other than fuck around, play video games, eat shit food and be a conservative man child. Recently he's been playing video games with me and some 18 year old dudes that he met online. I mean, they're literally still in high school. That's literally the only interaction he gets with people outside of church and his parents. I mean, what the fuck. I've tried to encourage him to get a job, but he constantly says how he doesn't need one, and yet turns around and talks shit about people who have jobs and need welfare to raise their families or get by.

What should I do? He constantly makes excuses as to why he can't get a job, for example I told him a place was hiring literally three blocks from his house, and he said he can't work there because he doesn't have a car. What the fuck? Anyone else have friends who do this, or have watched their friends just fuck off? Is there anything I can do to help motivate him? I don't want to think of my friend as a loser, but goddamnit man he needs to get his shit together.
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Artemis Croakinsmack - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:52:28 EST ID:i7WPo5FR No.3762676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the defensive people are funny. I think you're doing the right thing OP. You probably understand the only person who can change your friend is your friend. Sometimes a rift can open up when you try to take on these things. To be honest I wouldn't be down with the situation.

I had a friend who borrowed money, but was making more than me. He fucked up a front I had on me by spending the money and thinking it'll be alright I'll pay it back whenever cuz "we're friends" kind of bullshit. He spends it on coke and alcohol then expects me to be okay with it. I pay his share, leaves me with no spending money. He's always having temper tantrums and I tend to be a guy who can befriend angry people. I'm at the bar wasted, get a call from him, he makes me super pissed and I end up having a rare tantrum. I show up at the dealers house a week later and he's there too. Tells me he's got the money but I gotta step outside. Basically he's gonna threaten me, tell me i'm out of line for being angry, probably in that order. Not someone to be taken light. This year alone he's stabbed someone and beaten someone retarded. I held my ground just told him no and stared him down. He get's up in my face spewing spit and venom. I push him away. He comes back to swing at me, flinches in a moment of doubt because I'm a friend. Also I don't play the let's see who can be more scary and angry game. That's his thing not mine. Believes in going out of his mind angry. We've discussed this and it's his form of psychological warfare. I just control and deal. Clinch him and tell him to stop it cuz I'm not trying to fuck up anymore business with my dealer. Just like anyone else, they don't wanna be dragged into this bullshit but they pulled him off in a choke hold. If you know a boxing clinch. The only move I have is to strike or let go and well. I wanted to strike and I wanted to let go. If he gets blood spilled in that guys home he's probably gonna want to get some sort of revenge on my guy as well. If I let go he was probably gonna strike. I wanna hurt him but that's important not to dwell on that. It's a lot of pent up frustration f…
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Henry Draper - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 05:35:36 EST ID:2hHTx4ls No.3762760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe if he was sucking dick to play video games.
Honestly who gives a fuck, stop pressuring people to take on what you think is right because you're too unhappy with your own lifestyle.
If you're so concerned, bring it up with him like a normal person, from there it's his choice, who gossips about their skype "friends" on the internet, seriously. Doesn't seem like you actually know him enough to put yourself in his shoes anyways, so how can you call yourself a friend, especially if the only contact you've had since highschool is skype.
Super Meat Boy - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 10:06:42 EST ID:1noy7kKK No.3763095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP the answer is that you can't do much to help him. I know of someone in a similar situation. She is completely a crazy SJW from Tumblr. She had her breasts removed because she doesn't consider herself to be a female, but a male wolf. She doesn't work, and walks around with a cane. She doesn't need a cane, but she uses it as a way to get sympathy, a visual cue, because she believes she has an emotional disability.
Guess what? She is fucking middle class, lives with her parents, and is also in her early 20s. As long as her parents support her she will remain the same way.
As long as his parents support him, the friend won't change. The only way to tackle this issue is to talk to his parents, but that might cost you your friendship, and the parents will probably not do anything, since they don't seem to be actively involved in trying to raise a functional member of society. It's not your job, maybe it's time to slowly cut ties with him and move on. I only see heartache from that friendship.
Super Meat Boy - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 10:07:59 EST ID:1noy7kKK No.3763098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ps: dude your life sounds fucked up.
cut ties with him, stop being around angry scary people.
Their emotions and actions are contagious.


Latinos by Super Meat Boy - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 21:44:09 EST ID:1noy7kKK No.3762052 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What would shame you more, finding out your kid is gay, or black?
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Lillian Blenkinstutch - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 00:23:32 EST ID:+Yhr3Afe No.3762233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah but I live in the Midwest.

Blacks are fucking everywhere and count yourself fucking lucky to hate mex's more than them because holy shit they suck. Chicago is like fucking forever away and ALL ANY BLACK PERSON HERE TALKS ABOUT IS CHICAGO



Also I lived in the south, Arizona, where Mexi's were supreme and yet STILL I did not hate them as much. They keep quiet. They raise pidgeons. Barely any are fucking ass-backward wangstas.

Reginald Bluntstein - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 00:26:55 EST ID:cTOgppSC No.3762241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most just-over-the-border Mexicans I know are really family oriented and appreciative of a simple style of living. There's also a fair share of latino 16 year old orphan heroin addicts that panhandle and fiend for drugs all day long over here but that's every race.
Super Meat Boy - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 09:47:30 EST ID:1noy7kKK No.3763076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's hard to hate Latinos as much as black, considering the Latino's biggest crime is sucking up our medicaid and other community resources. But any reasonable person knows that corporations and the military-industrial complex is responsible for the lack of resources the people have. Latinos, particualary those off the border, tend to be just short brown conservatives. They are religious, want big families, and work their asses off.
Cody - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 10:08:03 EST ID:OXSRIi24 No.3763099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u guys talking about latinos living in the us? im not of those but we dgaf about race here, only flamboyant homos get bullied

internet porn by Subcommander N'Vek - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:02:02 EST ID:bcBoDUt9 No.3762953 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>watch internet porn
>look for porn star
>get video of some dude jerking it to said porn star
>related vids are solely videos of guys jerking off
>they all have 100% positive ratings by other guys

Just WTF internet o.O
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Henrietta Levitt - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:06:14 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3762959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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100% positive? Hmm. Impressive.
Henrietta Levitt - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:07:14 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3762960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're jerking off to a guy jerking off to a woman then how would that make him gay?
Jolly Roger - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:08:39 EST ID:FLGYxVLt No.3762961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He might be looking at the woman but imagining it was a man
Marley Hashington - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:09:39 EST ID:bMBnNWFm No.3762963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We're all just a little bit gay ;)

Fuckin full moon or something by Richter Bellemont - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 05:39:57 EST ID:N/8j6c8l No.3762766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Holy fuck what a day. Has anybody else had a day where it seems everybody is on fucking coke and the day will never end?
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Jolly Roger - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:56:55 EST ID:FLGYxVLt No.3762908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now you mention it, I get similar feelings of dread when I cycle under a set of power lines just outside town. Probably is the electromagnetism rather than the Illuminati.
Jules Gouffé - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:58:22 EST ID:kdCdey6I No.3762910 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Get a cheap spectrometer if you're curious. Could be a road to some rather interesting life experiences...
Raphael Assuncao - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:36:57 EST ID:yuVc5XDS No.3762939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think everyone was on coke weird thing is that Ive been really lucky with the ladies, kisses getting numbers, had one invite herself to my house...but I ve not been laid in a year...going slightly mad
Jr. Trainer♂ Fuck - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:58:41 EST ID:tXDY8fh4 No.3762951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When winter is ending and the sun finally comes out and all the reptiles come out to bask. I've been accosted by randoms on the street more times this month than the last five months. I hear there's a meth epidemic where I live

Fuck you by Sunny Rapekit - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:51:54 EST ID:QKzrLARQ No.3762898 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You are nearly as stupid as Russian people on dvach.
Fuck you, you are hopeless simpletons.
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Ian Beffingfoot - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:02:59 EST ID:iFKjEyyi No.3762917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Knuckles Freebasin - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:06:19 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3762921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you so mean :(
Martha Spitroast - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:30:59 EST ID:Vs7vNXz4 No.3762935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>nearly as stupid
>but not as stupid

I can live with that.
PhineasDuckbanks.ffo - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:32:31 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3762936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey OP, go suck a butt.

Love, /b/

Pew Pew Pew by Reporter Molly - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 19:37:14 EST ID:lm+b0CWx No.3761856 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do you think we can stop school shootings?
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Jamie Oliver - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:14:39 EST ID:lYx5puYY No.3762929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this one you try to turn into name calling and impotent rage
Ian Beffingfoot - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:17:31 EST ID:iFKjEyyi No.3762930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>impotent rage
Jules Gouffé - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:20:18 EST ID:kdCdey6I No.3762933 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Some people don't have any light worth noting in them Margaret and will take your life to prove it to you if you don't believe them.

Hollywood is one thing, real life is quite another. I always take movie scenes like this with a grain of salt. If there's any industry that profits off of war porn, it's media.

I don't see anything glorious and noble in war, I don't have any illusions about it okay?
Margaret Burbidge - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 07:21:20 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3762934 Ignore Report Quick Reply

its like a coin was flipped but never landed
dang it folks..

Random Picture Thread by WhiteyGozzlestone.ncf - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 00:35:53 EST ID:O5Mk7908 No.3762257 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Cause we need it.
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Margaret Burbidge - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:27:31 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3762860 Ignore Report Quick Reply

nah thats dirty. she will do classy nudity
PhineasDuckbanks.ffo - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:29:01 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3762863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first...but eventually there will be a leaked sex tape of her....and I am going to fap to it until I chafe
PhineasDuckbanks.ffo - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:29:23 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3762865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will be called Game of Bones.
Margaret Burbidge - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:39:33 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3762885 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol man, and i thought i was crazy about her

guys by Frédy Girardet - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 03:28:31 EST ID:CBJeO830 No.3759427 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For the first time in my life a girl actually gave me their number after I felt like we kind of hit it off. Wrote it on something I bought from where she worked. The more I find out about her the more I like her and she likes me too, from what I can tell. I feel like I've known this girl for awhile already and we just met. She even looks familiar. Imagine if TCC-Tan were real with more face piercings and dreaded hair.

Gimme some worst case scenarios on how this can all turn out for shits and giggles.
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NigelFeckleford.asp - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 01:11:13 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3762320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do it. I had the same mindset going into LoK. The Last Airbender was a great series which is why I was so cautious about Korra, but it ended up being so much better than the original series. The seasons (books) get better as you go and the book 3 finale is honestly more emotinal than a ton of adult television series I've ever seen
Lorian - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:32:22 EST ID:CBJeO830 No.3762624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Marrow jizz. That's brutallll.
Miguel Torres - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 05:00:52 EST ID:bwWkEOS8 No.3762693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or if she's a trap you could both end up marrow jizzing to death.
Player Uno - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 05:09:28 EST ID:lfEo4C/B No.3762714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It sounds cool OP and i'm really happy for you. This happened to me around St Patricks this year, some lass who I knew from some lectures and had a rocking body came over and spoke to me, chatted for a good while then pretty much forced her number upon me on the understanding we'd hang out.

That's all cool as I usually I feel so weird making the first move especially in a pub, so we chatted for a while, turned out she smoked, said we'd have a date and a smoke after she got back from Amsterdam. Then we just kind of stopped talking, big long text conversations ended and we just....never talked or texted again? I just assumed I was boring as fuck but hey easy come easy go. I'm sure it'll all work out for you OP :)

Leading anti-marijuana academics are paid by painkiller drug bompanies by Sean O'Haire - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:43:57 EST ID:T2GMU4w6 No.3762651 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>As Americans continue to embrace pot—as medicine and for recreational use—opponents are turning to a set of academic researchers to claim that policymakers should avoid relaxing restrictions around marijuana. It's too dangerous, risky, and untested, they say. Just as drug company-funded research has become incredibly controversial in recent years, forcing major medical schools and journals to institute strict disclosure requirements, could there be a conflict of interest issue in the pot debate?
Bobby Chong - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:51:20 EST ID:fmzhBtQb No.3762674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We get it. Money and fear of change is responsible for the prohibition of marijuana and tons of other shit that's not that bad when used responsibly.

I don't riot in the streets about the hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths happening every year. All that reading about the specifics of certain systemic problems and the assholes responsible for them will do is make me temporarily butthurt. I don't need that right now. I'm gonna eat ice cream and go to sleep.

I just think its so fascinating how people in positions of power / authority are just bought and sold and everyone knows but its not stopped because all the people invested in it staying the way it is are rich and powerful as fuck. Designated protest areas get nothing done and actively protesting just gets you tear gas and a minutes on the news in between celebrity gossip pieces and decontextualized info about some fucked up horrible shit happenign in the middle east or africa.

I hope none of this benign cynicism and frustration comes off as negativity towards the article. It's a good thing their doing. Its the duty of reasonable people to restate the obvious, or something like that.

I just want a few trillion dollars to buy the people I need to in order to make weed legal, healthcare and education well funded, prisons not so fucked up, and the FDA effective.
Jack Evans - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:52:56 EST ID:F3ia7VTu No.3762677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>untested, they say

I gave 40 bucks to a homeless dude by Dr. Lewis Zimmerman - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 19:08:28 EST ID:qdrhrIjC No.3760275 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It turns out he's a disabled veteran, and he wants me to meet him tomorrow because he gets some kind of welfare check, and he wants to give me money. I don't want to go, man. I don't even hang out with my friends and family.

It's not because he's homeless or anything, it's just that I hate everyone, equally, everywhere. I want to stay inside forever. Besides, I don't want to take his money, it would feel wrong, yo.
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Frederick Smallfield - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 16:28:21 EST ID:FLGYxVLt No.3761714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about if the bum has two hats / bowls / cups for change to go into. One is marked "drugs" and the other "food". Then people can decide what he spends the money they give on.
Alain Senderens - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 16:33:17 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3761722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Miguel Torres - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:38:25 EST ID:bwWkEOS8 No.3762641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What if he just buys mull muffins, that would cover both bases.

i cant handle this shit right now!!! by Boarder Charlotte - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 03:40:15 EST ID:cmxGptOi No.3753312 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal. But he wouldn't take a hint.
he started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving face. I hate aluminum so much!
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William Hartmann - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:26:45 EST ID:BfvrSsHp No.3762452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Faggy Bipperwill - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:05:25 EST ID:hEwFKByG No.3762505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Napalm Death is the best metal ever.
Erika Benteen - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:43:03 EST ID:iZ9NIat2 No.3762553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
EbenezerDeshstock.pak - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:14:48 EST ID:axd1oumf No.3762594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would Fuck them without hesitation

THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED by Dongi Yang - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 12:05:30 EST ID:yuVc5XDS No.3761355 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITS FRIDAY..BEER N Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
User was uninvited to this party
User was banned by: Therm0ptic
Reason: F0k ye it's the weekend, m9.
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Magma Admin Ernest - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:26:07 EST ID:Wpv8pAQz No.3762449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gonna pick me up a g of wax so I can do some fat dabs tonight.
NigelFeckleford.asp - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:27:27 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3762453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
protip: dont hold the dab to the nail you gotta tap it
Buzz Lightyear - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:14:50 EST ID:pd3TwMtC No.3762520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP that gif has always been my favorite dog gif, but with these living colors your thread gave it its like 1.5 times better.

Emperor Reclaw - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:08:54 EST ID:ok4qC7mr No.3762581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Time for the weeks end.

INTERNET FIGHT!!! by William Hartmann - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 01:55:13 EST ID:BfvrSsHp No.3762400 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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lets have one, I LIKE TOAST!!!
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PhineasDuckbanks.ffo - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:42:31 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3762551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can get really sick from doing that.
Knuckles Freebasin - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:44:09 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3762557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
eating bread?
CharlesBruvingham.scr - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:45:33 EST ID:oB+sgDL1 No.3762558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can get sick from eating bread? or raw bread? or non-toast?
PhineasDuckbanks.ffo - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:46:52 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3762561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eating bread raw can get you really sick. My brother died from it.

drug design by Paul Bocuse - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 10:42:01 EST ID:BxcBphwu No.3758156 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if you could design a drug what benefits would it provide and how would it be administered?

i would design a drug that would cause the person to ejaculate continuously and uncontrollably and it would be administered via liquid droplets into the eyeball
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Kazarian - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:34:52 EST ID:IbJvGzOo No.3762541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been working on a revolutionary cure for emotions. A simple implant which would detect the hormones being produced by the pituitary gland and then introduce the opposite corresponding releasing factors into your bloodstream thereby nullifying the physical feelings off happiness and sadness. Two dangerously illogical mental states. It would also have the added effect of deterring physical addiction.
Willie Hawkins - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:36:45 EST ID:1Ax1lvZA No.3762543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Call it Impa Thee
Nathaniel Brosslehood - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:39:38 EST ID:jOL3aLrk No.3762549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would make a drug that cures all auto immune diseases and be administered injecting your eyes with it. Having an autoimmune disease isn't fun, fuck cancer they have all that funding and options so no cure for them.
Magma Admin Ernest - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:43:35 EST ID:Wpv8pAQz No.3762554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The 24 hour dab. I think that's pretty self-explanatory.

listen to your fart by Knuckles Freebasin - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 22:35:18 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3762106 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I really like to change the word heart to fart in song lyrics
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Jadzia Dax - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:31:32 EST ID:wv6D0g/C No.3762457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I sing

listen to my fart,, when it's calling to yoooooou

at least once a week.
Knuckles Freebasin - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:32:22 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3762459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Arse doesn't rhyme with heart no matter where you're from.

Owner of a lonely heart much better than an owner of a lonely fart
Josh Koscheck - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:24:15 EST ID:bc+2uvRo No.3762530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes it does, you provincial putz.

And it's owner of a lonely arse, much better than the owner of a broken arse.
Much better than your shitty rhyme, much better than your shitty-arse rhyme.
Knuckles Freebasin - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:27:04 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3762535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're right I fucked the lyrics up, but arse doesnt rhyme with heart no matter how hard you try.

Stop yelling at me! by Giuseppe Piazzi - Fri, 29 Aug 2014 06:11:46 EST ID:wR9d+n6a No.3761097 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would you rather have dicks for hands or have pussies for eyes?
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Team Aqua Grunt Lillian - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:25:50 EST ID:Km1MbBfQ No.3762446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jolly african-american
Wesley Chunnersutch - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:29:01 EST ID:jQ/0akPE No.3762454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maybe I'm just a big slut at heart, but having vagina eyes sounds really hot. As long as it didn't like hurt to get fucked in your face all the time and it felt like pleasurable, idk.
Kira Taban - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:29:22 EST ID:L/uLzK/S No.3762455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd have to go with eyesight, so I guess I'm left with dickhands. This is pretty annoying; now I can't tap someone in the shoulder without getting one of my dicks on them. Eating food is going to be a nightmare. Two of my three boners are going to be visible to the whole world, which would make women around me feen uncomfortable. Masturbating would be pretty difficult, and not many women are going to want to help me out with that.

At least if I were a woman with dickhands I'd be able to go fuck myself.
Faggy Bipperwill - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:11:09 EST ID:hEwFKByG No.3762514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even with that eyeball photoshopped in, that big hairy pussy is damn fine. I want slide my cock right into the tear gland.

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