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Yo /b, calling all europeansI've been looking at all these awesome photos from Yosemite, Zion and other national parks in the States, and I've been wanting to go there in like forever. Only problem is, I'm a broke student and I live in northern Europe, so I need to find somewhere in Europe, so I can afford going there for a week or two over the summer.. So any ideas of a beautiful and huge national park / other natural area in Europe?also, I used to be a boy scout all my childhood and I'm moderately good at survival, so I'm fully able to live a week or two in the middle of nowhere - as long as it's beautiful and there's easy acces to water and maybe som plants or fish (I'll bring dried foods myself).tl;dr: I wanna go somewhere beautiful to trip out and have a good time and live outside with just the minimum necessities. I'm too broke to go far away. I live in nothern Europe. pic related: Zion national park, Utah, US
Finland, basically of Finland. Basically every country will have at least one national park including the one you're staying in, the bigger and more northern and eastern ones will also have large amounts of empty nature, just pick depending on what you want to see, pine trees? scandinavia, other trees? Germany, bogs? shiiit nigga Estonia has you set for bogs
>>3157589They weren't wiped out. They were conquered and interbred with the aryans, but so was godamned-near everyone in Eurasia, they were the first dudes with horses.
>>3157589Ummmmm....Reservations are different from parks. Unless you live in Massachusetts, in which case they call some wild areas reservations, but there are no injuns there.
>>3157623He's talking about Neanderthals.
Those Twitter posts from "Boya Dee" are hilarious.
>>3157629who's he ?
Now, now....This was just the Muslim Patrol doing their duty.Nothing to see here....move along....
So what?One British soldier is dead?How will that have an effect on the safety of the British borders?ZERO EFFECT.If you're afraid of terrorism, you're a fucking dumb ignorant cunt coward who deserves a fucking beat-up with a math book on chance calculation.Seriously, the fact that people are afraid of abysmally small chances is just mind boggling.
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A PIZZA.Now with NASA you can!http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4350948/nasa-funding-3d-food-printer-pizzaThe future is going to be amazing guys.
>>3157363>>3157202Well, in the beginning (which is still super-more-advanced than what we've got now), you're just going to print meat. People sill still use that to produce a wide range of creepy sex toys, sure.Once you can print WORKING meat and/or whole bodies shit gets super super creepy, baby sex dolls with huge tits are hardly the worst of it. This is a silly conversation, of course, the whole point of organic building materials is that they build themselves. You don't "print" this shit, you grow it. When we do have meat-printers they'll be some sort of accelerated super-fast growing mechanism, but the idea of homegrown meat and/or custom creatures will have already been around for a while.
>>3157363in the futureWhite knight hackers will post "lolicon printer files" And horny pedos will download them and print them.But instead of loli it will print nanorobotic spiders that escape the printer and attack the erect penis by crawling into it through the urethra and once in, commence to eat the penis from the inside.
>>3157593and in the future that'll just be a setback like getting your computer bricked because we'll have highly advanced robotic penisesThe future guys
With summer comes the future they said...
Let's have a bit of fun, /b/There's a box of gold buried deep in a cave. The box contains 12 bars of gold wieghing 148 kilograms and with a current market value of $6,504,643.20You have one opportunity to enter the cave with as many people as you need, but there is a 50% chance the cave could collapse and kill you all. You're essentially risking your life for 6.5 million dollars.Any friends you choose to bring with you (to help carry 150kg of gold out of a dangerous cave) would expect an even cut of the gold, since everyone is risking their lives for it.So how much is your life worth?Would you bother trying to get the gold, would you go it alone or bring someone along?
I wouldn't Play by OP's rules.Mining robots won't want a cut of the share and could easily pick upthe gold bars for me, I'd buy them with a loan and repay it with a small fraction of the money I'd gain from the gold bars.If the cave collapses, i'm in debt, but I'm not dead.
>>3157450Also, if the cave DOES collapse, i atleast know where thegold bars are and can simply mine them out, The mine-botshave tracking chips in them so I'd know where the gold is.
>>3157454It's a cave bro. It's not like a disneyland pirates of the carribean cave either. Like a legit cave. You're going to be climbing shit, shimmying across ledges and under crevices, etc. That's why I said 60.
>>3157463Entire crew of pirates, through a previously open cove, little by little centuries ago when it was sturdier. How is that relevant?
>you will never wake up on a bright Sunday morning to find yourself wrapped in Tatsu-nii's large and muscular arms and enveloped in his warmthDoushite, Anons?
>you will never wake up on a bright Sunday morning to find yourself wrapped in Tatsu-nii's large and muscular arms and enveloped in his warmth
>>3157407What makes you say that, George-kun?
>>3157417Because you had to self-bump it like 20 hours after it had died.Usually a sign of a bad thread.nb because OP bumps are desperate
>>3156312summer starts during may in half of the u.s.
>>3157418This may not be the thread this site wants, but, however, it is a thread this degenerate site needs
I have dreams but none of them involve having a career.I want to decided on a career right now so I can work at it.What are some good careers and have any of you had any success?
Being a mechanic is pretty awesome. You get to work with your hands all day and solve problems. And aside from hybrids pretty much all engines and suspension systems are really easy to figure out. Plus you get mad cash.
>>3157342You can become a professional masturbator or a programmer/designer.
You can study philosophy and not do shit all day, and read interesting and cool stuff. You get to know a little bit of everything, and pretty much everything you want to study will be justified. The downside? You won't be able to get a good job unles you're really really really smart.
>>3157342then you represent man's bleak future
If the USA finally keeps spiraling downwards into a true dog-eat-dog world, I propose at that point that it will be the libertarians that should be the first to be eaten. Give the fuckers what they've been asking for.In other news, Ayn Rand gave mean blowjobs, but not for free.
>>3157346>Fuck, I really hate you.Good, it's mutual. I hope you die. Soon.
>Fuck, I really hate you.
The Cat Ate the Grass
Are you the same guy who's made this same thread like 5 times in the past week?
Alright, how do we approach the state of the world we live in? Is there any true altruistic, compassionate way we can resolve the problems we face in globular society? I've perused these cyber realms for a while now and the inhabitants of these boards seem to be reflect an underlying sense of SLAYER... I'd love if we could all congregate and contribute some sort of universal truth or maybe even an anecdote, heck throw in a solution here and there of what ever it maybe, xenophobes and racists are welcome as I value your opinion (like everyone elses) HOWEVER however, however try to portray your idea as positive...Don't be a negative nonce and spoil the punch by shitting in it.
You can only assume responsibility for yourself and your own problems.People suffer because they want to, and they aren't ready to be content yet. A man cannot be well until he is sick of being sick. A man will only accept the truths his ego craves to hear.Focus on your own universe, everything else will follow.
>Focus on your own universe, everything else will follow.Wonderful.
>Focus on your own universe, everything else will follow.
It's also been sometime since I had a nice chat with the rather comical and fascinating robot , Netjester! Where are you beast, show yourself. What's your take on this whole scenario? How's Cleverbot.
lol when I started that I was like laaaaaaaaame but then I watched the whole thing
>>3157155this song was good once. now I cant turn the radio on without hearing and now I hate it and that station
>>3157155This is not how reality works. That pink teddy bear should have been ripped to shreds and the girl raped to death to pay her debts.
Why do people get so angry on imageboards and in real life for seemingly no reason whatsoever? I've been lurking different boards for years and threads usually devolve into two sides fighting about something completely stupid.I also can't understand people responding to obvious trolls and then proceeding to get exceedingly mad at them.One thing I also don't understand is getting really mad about groups of people because the stupidest radicals are always the loudest and also quoted the most by people who try to debunk another persons viewpoints. Why is everyone always so mad?picture related
>>3157278I see what you did there...Also the holocaust is a lie and the nazis were right.Women are inferior to men in every way.Religion is cancer.Atheism is a religion and thus atheists are cancer.All jolly african-americans are criminals and I have statistics!America is the best country and you can't prove me wrong. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>3157278destroying the beauty of hooping with cheap pornography.
>>3157275because the majority of board browsers seem to be angsty teenagers.....meh
Minneapolisfag here; just read about this fucker. Man, what a trip. What are your impressions of him, Torontans? Torantonites? Whatever. He makes me think of a fatter, stupider Jesse Ventura. Like, wtf guys, how did he ever get elected? What was his platform?http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/rob-ford-crack-video-toronto-mayor.html?test=true
i turn 28 todayhelp me
>>3157181that's the attitude m8. party
>>3157180ending life far away, not feeling like old days, too old for days, tired of glowing nights.but still continues, of lacking purpose buried in thought.my poetry is forever suck. shit man, you are my future. learn to weld, finish school, do some big art thing that scares somebody enough that they pay you for it. above all do something that will keep your ass fed and housed and supplied with hardware in the future. the "real world" smacks everyone like a ton of bricks and some of us just never get the hang of it. a degree and a spouse and a mortgage are on the fucking moon from my perspective.
>>3157204that's copy pasta homie
>>3157218i really did type that dumb shit by myself. i swear.
Can somebody explain how somebody can literally believe in God besides for defense mechanisms when in shitty situations?
>>3157189At the end of the day I am TELLING you to stop right fucking now.I am not going to go through logic but you want to stop.So just fucking stop. End of fucking story.No treatment or any of that bullshit, that just fules people to keep drinking.Just fucjking stop.No excuses,I love you
>>3157189it's usually less primarily a substance problem, and more a what do you want out of life problem.chemically, depression and shit can fit in here. it isn't just that you're weak or anything like that. you may be yearning for success, but apathetic towards its benefactors. often willpower is a subconscious matter seemingly untouchable by the conscious mind. lots of people are hard to prove that too, they want to be the captain of their own ship and etc. but so often it seems they just can't get straight, and it isn't due to lack of ability, but lack of concern. even when they see the future, and understand the detriment of their actions. i see that more than anything and this makes me believe that the "disease" of addiction can truly is one. it tends to extent far beyond the basic withdrawal/addictive properties of the substancei would try to understand the possibility of your addiction as a serious mental issue, and seek help. not shit therapists, or meds and no therapy, but a good system that works for you. don't give it up, and be honest. otherwise it's as good as staying drinking. because remember it isn't always the drug, sometimes it's you.
>>3157200yeah when it was really bad, I was just drinking almost all day and just wishing that I were deadit's not as bad as that anymore, but still
Which God are we talking about? The OG OT? Touchy-feely-Jeeeeeeeezusss? ObamaGod? Pauline Jesus? The Dark Lord Ha-Satan?
sap miscers i need your wisdom, so a couple of days ago i finished with the semester at uni, im going to do summer courses starting in june, before that i want to go on a solo trip to south mexico, im going solo cause i dont really have anymore friends my age with motorcycles, now i know its dangerous but i live in one of the most crime ridden cities here in mexico so it wouldnt make much difference, my family is pissed and doesnt want me to go but not really their choice, am i being phuckin selfish or wut, should i stay or just no ****s given and go please advisecliffs:want to travel in motorcycle to south mexicofamily thinks ill get kidnap/killed **** it and go or stay
depends are you chilango? cus that might be a prob since you're all stuck up as fuckotherwise as long as you don't get into fights on the regular i don't see a problem
>>3157123Did you even read it? lol nb
>>3157149no thank god no
>>3157120Just reassure them that you'll be fine then tell them you've been waiting your whole life for this adventure and will come back a new man. The experience surviving alone in the world and the confidence that comes with that will mean you will be more motivated to work hard at uni and achieve your other goals.Basically learn how to spin bullshit to your parents when it suits you.
my privilege is fine thank you
wowzers that's a lot of hate
I didn't like season 6 either though. This is the metacrit... ↵
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