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inb4 ixr by Rival Nell - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 22:12:36 EST ID:chwHgYVo No.4125205 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys... I knew I had it saved somewhere. Now I've found it. One of the original 420chan Seinfeld fanfics. You can thank me later for retyping all this nonsense verbatim. All credit to it's anon author. Commence Seinfeld thread.

(Bwa Beeewwrr bwa da bwo da-do)
George and Jerry are sitting in the coffee shop.

George: Hey... lemme ask you something.
Jerry: Ok go.
George: ... (leans in) Have you ever used a bidet?
Jerry: Have I ever. used. a bidet... Well, that's a new one.
George: Seriously though! You know, the little toilets with the faucet on them to, uh, make things more sanitary?
Jerry: I know what a bidet is George, and no, I never have.
George: (small chuckle) Huh, well I got to use one at Susan's brother's house last weekend.
Jerry: Can we NOT talk about this while I'm eating?
George: I'm just saying, it was a whole other experience! I feel like I could never go back to the regular old toilet! It all felt so... European!
Jerry: So what, they just had a bidet and you thought "Why not? I'll use that instead!"
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Sly McKief - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:16:01 EST ID:yPTIhD9I No.4133240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
George: I'm tired Jerry. I'm just tired.

Elaine: Why don't you go to bed?

Jerry: Elaine...

Kramer: She's right, you know. You go to sleep when you're tired.

George: Yeah, well they usually don't go to sleep forever.

Elaine: You won't. It's impossible. You'll sleep until you get hungry.

Jerry: Hungry for life again.

Elaine: I knew you had to have something.
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Rhaka Khan - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:16:39 EST ID:/bF7Xlfm No.4133242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Someone post a meme they want weaved into a Seinfeld and let's write it up. I'll write mine tomorrow evening. It's tough to choose my own memes for a story.
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Sidney Hullybog - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:28:48 EST ID:Zu9ZB9/h No.4133262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133242
THE SEINFELD CREW GOES TO THE HAWAII INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
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Averno - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:36:54 EST ID:zKL6rNQM No.4133321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't mind having sex with Seinfeld. I'm not gay but I've been having erotic dreams of him recently and it got me thinking.


LETS GET THAT KUNG POW THREAD WEEOOOO by Crowley - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 00:34:34 EST ID:qS8pbwzy No.4132549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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im high as fuck so HIT IT
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Sidney Hullybog - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:42:27 EST ID:Zu9ZB9/h No.4133276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133237
It's added and coming on later tonight!
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Yugo Ogami - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:01:59 EST ID:aQHmVh5A No.4133293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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DaiMon Birta - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:20:17 EST ID:tz05hG3P No.4133306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133276
Of course, just as I'm about to call it a day.
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Sidney Hullybog - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:22:41 EST ID:Zu9ZB9/h No.4133310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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COME ON INTO /B/TUBE FOR THAT KUNG POW GLORY!


Post something that arouses you by Helga Pataki - Sun, 26 Jul 2015 17:59:44 EST ID:6Ct9OSVr No.4130796 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Priscilla Surrygold - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:21:32 EST ID:qKgSPjLh No.4133253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133234

If you think that takes balls you must not have any to begin with
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Martha Jones - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:27:19 EST ID:xj2cr/vH No.4133261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132919
good trigger control makes my dick rock hard
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Teacher Martha - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:39:56 EST ID:9oJ1nPIB No.4133273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133261
imagine that trigger discipline applied to your dick. you'd fire exactly when she wanted you to and not a second before or after.
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Yugo Ogami - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:04:16 EST ID:aQHmVh5A No.4133294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had a redheadded ex who loved to be choked while you fucked her. She also got caught fucking her uncle and was an all around piece of slutty shit who was probably raped a lot as a kid. But damn did she love some rough sex.


Youtube by Lucy Steamcunt - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 16:11:35 EST ID:eI+AIP9A No.4132910 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Funny, weird, youtube channels and videos.


Let's do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIBHfOdyX0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJJenoiqJ0I
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Roy Batty - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:20:22 EST ID:JncY7uet No.4133248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132916
Been repping this dude for years. I'm happy he's still making videos. I'm convinced he must have at least come on here at one point. Like he pretty much ticks all the boxes.

Also, I don't have much to contribute but here's something kinda similar to what you posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVi6gxoRiI
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Joseph Sisko - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:21:21 EST ID:gbJiW1ll No.4133251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4133220
I know I just never get an excuse to say "callooh callay"
I kind of regretted it after posting but because it didn't match with the warboy image ay
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Joseph Sisko - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 23:22:05 EST ID:gbJiW1ll No.4133254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4133251
i'm high as fuck and that post is a bit of a trainwreck
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DaiMon Birta - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:19:16 EST ID:tz05hG3P No.4133305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133109
Ehh, you're not as bad as weeaboo holocaust guy, I'll give you that.
However, just because he's more annoying than you, that doesn't make you any -less- annoying, you know?
It is slightly destructive to call them out, too, since threads tend to derail at that point; you lift up a torch and suddenly there are a dozen people with pitchforks and machetes standing around you, and OP's the one who has to clean up after the mob.


some strange day by Tetra - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 20:10:17 EST ID:TVcxEusa No.4133087 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So as I was walkng around town today I saw something crazy happen. I walked up to the crosswalk and pressed the button to cross. As I waited I noticed a fat man, a very very fat man, waddle up to the crossing button across the road. Now this is were shit gets interesting. A fat kid on a bike was ridding up to the fat man but didn't seem to do anything to avoid a crash, he simple plowed into him. Now even from across the busy street I could hear the sound of two fat people colliding at a bicyles speed, it was similar to smacking a person on the ass except 100 times deeper sounding. as if the ass was the size of a car and the hand was 4 feet tall.

Both just feel to the ground seemingly lifeless. Then to my amazement a cop on a motarcycle passed just in time to see this incident as well and swooped into action. Within minutes 3 more cops on bikes were there, a cop car, and and an entire lane of traffic was closed down(even though this all happened on the sidewalk). The cops than pealed the fat people off the ground and started interviewing both.

So to bring a summery to this story. I saw two fat people collide today and witness it treated like two cars hit instead of just people.

Anyone else have a strange day?
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IsabellaCrebberdale.icl - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 20:49:26 EST ID:4vqt71iO No.4133122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133095
One time in the mid-seventies my dad was at his dealer's house and got some acid and just tossed it in his mouth, only to have said dealer inform him afterwards that it was supposed to be split five ways with each person getting two hits. So he immediately starts the drive home before the the trip started, but twenty or so minutes in it was coming on hard. So he and his friend stop at a red light, at which point an Oldsmobile pulls up next to him. My dad then turns and sees an old woman dressed in a full chicken suit behind the wheel of the Oldes. So him and his friend start staring and laughing hysterically even after she had driven away. And continued to do so through what he estimates must have been five or so cycles of the traffic light. One of my favorite stories to hear him tell when he's drunk or stoned.
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Noonian Soong - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 20:51:46 EST ID:ckH0IGQm No.4133124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133122

LOL.

I'd probably have shit my seat if I saw that coming up on 5 hits.
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Joseph Sisko - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 21:03:40 EST ID:gbJiW1ll No.4133131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133122
Oh shit yeah I would've lost my shit too, once me and a friend were tripping together and we had been out all day and got it in our head it was really important to drink some water so we wouldn't dehydrate, but we were laughing too hard at the clicking sound of our sober friend's XBox menu. So that would've probably immobilized me for a few traffic light cycles too.
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Jacob Kapteyn - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 21:17:13 EST ID:e9OO1nqK No.4133133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Acid = Wild Wasteland perk irl


I wish I was Pyramid King Reuben by Seymour Karp - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 07:55:16 EST ID:QvrdzqBq No.4132736 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>tfw I'm not Pyramid King Reuben
>tfw I'm not even Reuben or a Pyramid King
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Kendall Grove - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 18:51:01 EST ID:6yZu2mi1 No.4132991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread is dumb.
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Brandy Ledford - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 18:52:32 EST ID:O7rqUa9r No.4132992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132991
Aren't they all, Kendall
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Guybrush Threepwood - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:23:26 EST ID:0SPTJwDb No.4133013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He does exist
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Daniel Cormier - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:45:27 EST ID:/+4I6SFp No.4133045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If he appears, and he is a disappointment, does that make him a good Reuben or a bad Reuben?


IKEA BANNED 420CHAN by Naomi Wildman - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:31:45 EST ID:9k8qpEqm No.4132858 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fucking fascists, man.
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Takeya Mizugaki - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:37:53 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4133033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4133028

you really are huge preening faggots, all smug and snarky, refusing meals like ungrateful little cunts, fuck all you sissies
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Scientist Esther - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:40:33 EST ID:gbJiW1ll No.4133038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133033
the funny part is most people get mad because a lot of vegetarians are preachy
but you're doing the exact same "WAH OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THE SAME DIETARY HABITS AS ME" shit
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Takeya Mizugaki - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:45:50 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4133047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4133038

pale, skinny and malnourished little bitches the whole lot, you aint even human
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Morpheus - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:40:52 EST ID:A1y3IWrI No.4133598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4133047
>take drugs
>realize you are actually vegan
>I like IM
>edgy as fuck


I dare anyone that has an unopened bottle of seltzer water in their fridge by Ghost Riley - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:40:24 EST ID:Zu9ZB9/h No.4132941 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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To take it out of the fridge and unscrew the top as fast as you can!
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Ebenezer Baddlewell - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:56:23 EST ID:s8uU50L8 No.4132954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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good one OP
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Augustus Blimmleforth - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 18:00:33 EST ID:svLkf62u No.4132960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread is pure gold! Top notch!


hello i dont care im not going to any other board one post an hour is some shit by Reuben Brovingkeg - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:57:12 EST ID:nZvacake No.4132955 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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just post whatever chill music you can think of even if it isn't chill because you are insane fuck it who cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWkN9HJN4rk
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Thread was locked by: Synthetic
Reason: wrong board
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WhiteyPumblefoot.reg - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:58:18 EST ID:MbbnKDr6 No.4132957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBEUwsysNpE
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Reuben Brovingkeg - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 18:00:06 EST ID:nZvacake No.4132958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132957
its ok jesus mught still love you
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Ghost Riley - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 18:00:09 EST ID:Zu9ZB9/h No.4132959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This post is what /m/ is for.

NB


lol! by Simon Davingpodge - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:36:49 EST ID:aNHQCFu9 No.4132937 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You Guys actually believe in slender man. lol! Retards

Stop taking so much drugs.

You have smoked yourselves retarded.
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Hans McKiffer - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:39:30 EST ID:9oJ1nPIB No.4132940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
where do you get your information?
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Simon Belmont - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:43:18 EST ID:ddUxTbHr No.4132943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132940
www.information.tk
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Cherry Darling - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:46:20 EST ID:qKgSPjLh No.4132947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132937

>_>

tell me what u kno OP
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Hans McKiffer - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:46:28 EST ID:9oJ1nPIB No.4132948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132943
wow that site rules


why wont brittany sampson by Phineas Shakecocke - Mon, 27 Jul 2015 06:55:54 EST ID:7w4r9kUn No.4131164 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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stop emailing me about my surprising sex videos?
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Sgt. Cortez - Mon, 27 Jul 2015 10:47:57 EST ID:Jivm4LrD No.4131219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4131164
It's surprising because you had to have sex for the tape to exist. Cuz OP is a fag.
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Waitress Shit - Mon, 27 Jul 2015 11:39:53 EST ID:mBnrNGx3 No.4131248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4131219
fags have tons of sex, i dont know what youre talking about
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FuckingHumblehall.cpl - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 16:07:29 EST ID:7w4r9kUn No.4132907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WHYYYY
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Hans McKiffer - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 17:11:52 EST ID:9oJ1nPIB No.4132926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4131201
hot hotel elf sluts 6: room service


What is the strangest thing currently in your search history? by Nathan Ragefock - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 18:02:10 EST ID:B3co3CXZ No.4132252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lets say the worst person/people to look at your search history are about to go through your search history
What is the strangest/worst thing that they would find?

For me its statistics about female birth control
  1. I'm male
  2. I haven't dated anyone in years nor am I the type of person to go out and just fuck someone
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El Santo - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 15:08:37 EST ID:+jBNujlf No.4132877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132872
look at you mister cool fucks, mom will never know you like baby porn.
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Cherry Darling - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 15:17:27 EST ID:qKgSPjLh No.4132880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132876

I don't use any privacy on my browser it's all out in the open but;

Server-side logs kept on a vpn just show the vpn server on the server site.

The server owner has to relinquish information legally.

Then there's using i2p, TOR, personal encryption, jacking public wifi from a burner machine...

idk man you seem kind of frustrated are you ok?

>>4132877

You like baby porn?
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HamiltonFebblespear.bud - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 15:20:56 EST ID:nwBQwQNq No.4132884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132252
incest hentai
now that I look at my recent tabs, its a history of WW2, mein kampf and Duolingo German
wow maybe I am a nazi
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Cherry Darling - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 15:34:12 EST ID:qKgSPjLh No.4132892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132883>>4132883

Whatever floats your shit. It's legal to chop up a baby inside a woman and suck it out with a vacuum but pedophilia is highly illegal.

People who are against abortion are also against State provided welfare and support privately run charitable orphanages with little to no public oversight.

It is frowned upon to have sex with a cow but acceptable to enjoy eating a Big Mac or a steak. It is frowned upon to eat a dog in America but acceptable to eat a dog in China.

Killing or eating an adult or child that is not okay but you can have sex with an adult. But not a child.

You can marry many women in some places but they must be modest and cannot show sexualization outside the man's private habitat. You can only marry one woman in others and if she divorces you, you must support her and her children and she can remarry and still expect this support. It is encouraged that she dress at least somewhat provocatively, but that men not notice this.

Gee man I am so scared of all these rules what's right or wrong life is a chessboard

omg man like the rules man morality man im right ur rong how dare u disadvantage what i like to do lel even if it hurts u


anime will save the world by Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 16:12:24 EST ID:ZPWFGKlZ No.4127024 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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weebs are going to save the world?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33608369
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Lass Barnaby - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:13:05 EST ID:oCezMv8B No.4132851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4132839
>animator
>6 Fig

Im sure korean animators are all making 6 figure income
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PriscillaCruddlesedging.lnk - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:26:54 EST ID:+AqRDcq1 No.4132853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132847
The only thing that will satisfy me, Joseph, is if say you enjoyed Mike Tyson's Mysteries on adult swim.

I don't care to change anybody's views on pervy cartoons from the east 'cause I totally get why somebody would not like anime, but you watch SOME kind of animation which is what I was getting at, somebody made those for you to enjoy. So lets smoke moar and watch some moving drawings.
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Joseph Lockyer - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:40:00 EST ID:Fs3R4VYR No.4132861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132853
Eh, it's okay. nb because off topic about how all anime is utter shit and never okay at all
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Takeya Mizugaki - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 15:02:05 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4132871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132839

>tfw you can be anything you want to be on the internet

animators dont make six figures unless theyre like XO of a whole studio. every tom dick and harry coming out of graphic design courses now wants that job, so the premium on it has gone way down.


what should I do by Julianne Stonerland - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 21:04:19 EST ID:5FUfUspO No.4132416 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have this guy on my contacts to help me get meth and 100 dollars a gram plus he wants a 30 tip. He's a complete know at all jackass to me being all sarastic to me. I wanna do meth so badly. But should I bother getting my dope off him? Plus last time he grave for me he only gave me 2 grams when I asked for a ball claiming I didn't didn't tip him
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Duff Goldman - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 06:25:51 EST ID:StKpMSNA No.4132717 Report Quick Reply
Drug dealers asking for tips?
Literally what. Tips are fucking retarded in the first place. Who does this idiot think he is? Jesus christ.
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Ecco the Dolphin - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 07:15:21 EST ID:T5U+/aXd No.4132726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132717
I am going to assume that he is a middleman not a drug dealer, otherwise fuck that guy.
Just go Dope Revenge Club on his arse.
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Nicolas Appert - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 09:39:00 EST ID:gUIwpSSO No.4132761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4132714
Season 5 Hulu caps were released on KAT a couple months ago if you haven't heard already.
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Ludovic Lefebvre - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:33:15 EST ID:+1XId0UB No.4132859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>tip
>he only gave me 2 grams when I asked for a ball claiming I didn't didn't tip him
Fuck no, get some off of a dnm if you can't find anyone else


Become a vampire today. by JarvisHommerforth.mpp - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 10:26:15 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4126785 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are you a loser? No girls no job opportunities no education sit at home all day, want an exciting life but too lazy to do anything about it?

Become a vampire. Go on chraigs list look for other vampire to bite you, it's simple easy and most likely free.
Congrats
You have joined the brotherhood.
Here are some of the perks:
Longer life
Get to hang out during the night not because you are a loser but because you are vampire
Girls love vampires, you also become a lot more romantic
Get access to lots of horny vampire chicks.
Dot need to worry about money or food, you just have to find victims to feed
Don't have to worry about cops or the state, it's heavily infiltrated by vampires that will back you up.

Downsides:
Some retarded ignorant people will think you are a poser and you are just doing this because you don't want to grow up. Best to cut them out of your life they will never understand you anyway.
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Xavier - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 19:18:36 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4127186 Report Quick Reply
>>4127121
what game is that
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Bigblunts Bongingford - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 19:31:38 EST ID:iIGABGfU No.4127201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4127186

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, also known as the best RPG ever. Just make sure you pirate it and get the Unofficial Patch.

And whatever you do, don't fucking open it.
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EstherDregglebudge.eps2 - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:01:59 EST ID:Kf2+fTUK No.4132841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We need to spread awareness
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Cherry Darling - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:09:10 EST ID:qKgSPjLh No.4132849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4126785

Nigga do you think this is a fuckin game


Combo by Kerry Von Erich - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 21:43:55 EST ID:aYbslCRo No.4128888 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What drug combination will give the most amazing experience besides speedballing?

Also what drug combination that doesn't involve risk of death or addictive drugs.

The most intense combination I've ever had was probably 25i + DXM and LSD + DXM. Weed with both of those too.
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Arcade Star Beatrice - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 04:48:28 EST ID:MhtGz7/a No.4132693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mxe plus any psychedelic i think. Been doing mxe and shrooms a bunch and it is probably my favorite combo.
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Marcus Diarrhea - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 05:03:28 EST ID:4bitGnvX No.4132700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dude fuck off i havent had mxe in a long time and im fucking dieing.

i NEED that hole again.
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George Gamow - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 09:01:49 EST ID:hnRQzwDK No.4132749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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GHB + Methamphetamine is pretty pro. the G takes the edge off of the speed and synergizes nicely.

Still nothing beats slamming opiates. IV Hydromorphone or Heroin mixed with different stuff is the best imo. Ketamine goes nicely, midazolam is really fucking good, i don't really care for stims so i will pass on those.
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Eddie Alvarez - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 09:49:57 EST ID:euX3OhxQ No.4132764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did a double nos balloon at a festival on the weekend not long after snorting a second line of super duper K that a guy had cooked up w/ red wine. me and my two buddies did the same thing in a tent at about 7am and we went places that i dont think ill ever reach again. this was after about 4.5 pills and 0.5 coke, countless spliffs and beers too tho.


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