/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
Tell me about your night /b/I got drunk as hell and watched "The Warriors" with my room-mate. Drank some OE on the deck and grilled up salmon and corn on the cob. On my way for a smoke break, I went to toss a bottle into a recycling dumpster in my apartment complex. It didn't go so well.>Hear bottle break on road that goes through complex>Guy yells "WHAT IN THE HELL!?>I panic and run back home>Realize I need to fix my mistake>Fix and sweep up glass with my room-mate >Dude walks buy and asks me if this is where the bottle brokeI still feel paranoid guys. Like all the shit neighbours are out to get me now. Tell me about you're night /b/
>Hear bottle break on road that goes through complex>Guy yells "WHAT IN THE HELL!?>I panic and run back home>Realize I need to fix my mistake>Fix and sweep up glass with my room-mate >Dude walks buy and asks me if this is where the bottle broke
>>3717490I finished work, bought some weed, had shits and giggles on the internet for an hour, started cooking a big pot of vegetable,lentil and peach stew, ate it, watched a movie, smoked a bowl or two, jerked off and and fell asleep. This morning i havebt even got out of bed yet, my life sucks.
Last night was Monday. I arrived home a 3 day festival over the weekend. Just chilled out and comforted myself while I dealt with post-festival blues and the twitches and shakes and general brain weirdness one experiences after binging on ecstasy/mdma. I played MTW2 and ate food all day then watched Pulp Fiction (I hadn't seen it before, it was fucking awesome).Then at about 1am my asthma started acting up. Not to the point where it was unbearable and scary, but just a little bit, enough to distract me from sleeping. I had no inhalers unfortunately so I put on Human Planet to take my mind off my wheezing until I hopefully fall asleep. Human Planet was awesome, I watched 3 episodes. However my asthma didn't subside till about 5.20am. Finally got to sleep at about 6am. Was woken up this morning by my girlfriend calling me (bless her though) at about 11.30am.Now I am kind of cranky, tired and feel shitty.
Went to work. I have two interchanging co-workers on my shift depending on the day of the week. One is a dude who's pretty chill about the work but doesn't have much going on upstairs, so I can slack off a bit but I get pretty bored. The other is an older lady who I worked with tonight, and she's fun as hell to talk to but is a workaholic and every second must be spent doing something. Which for minimum wage I refuse to do anything other than the exact minimum work. So we butt heads a lot.Then I got home and tore apart my Windows 8 tablet and shoved a bigger SSD into it. Now I'm going to get baked and play Blackguards on my nifty touchscreen.
Got drunk, played GTA V's online with a friend, and proceeded to drive all of my cars off a cliff to see which would blow up and which are made out of diamonds.
I was just poking around on Wikipedia and I happened upon this lectern. Notice the Mason ruler and square embedded in the alpha? Interesting, isn't it? So, on the topic of Masons, Catholicism, and the major world empires, anyone have some useful, pertinent information?
>>3717545They want racial wars, useless genetic-based battles BECAUSE the tippity top are Satanic child murdering pedophiles who just want the world to burn in pure CHAOS from the instructions of The Dark Lord. People will call this /tinfoil/ material but it's the Truth. The only way to resist this on a personal level is to fill yourself with Loving Light and project it outwards unto your fellow man.
>>3717624ILLUMINATIMASONSREPTILIANS666FLUORIDATED WATERCHEMTRAILSTRIANGLESAND NOW JUICE. THIS SHIT GOES DEEP.
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO JUICE NIGGA!FUUUUCCK
I've been told by a priest with a bit of celebrity/saint status in my region (he started from a small parish and build a landmark sanctuary, homeless shelter, house for the deaf people and he's still working on an orphanage, even though hes retired. my dad helped him at the beginning and I kinda inherited his friendship), that theres a serious war for control within the church going on. The masons control almost everyone on top and actively try to squash any resistance. Assassinations attempts are not unheard of, the priest in question survived one. The conspiracy is massive and encompasses media, politics, police and judiciary all over the country and across many states. The goal is control on levels not usually contemplated by your average guy.
This is my gf. She rides me while I sleep, play video games, and when I'm stoned and blacked out.Let's see what you got.
>>3717642>>3717641>>3717639>Being this bad at posting, and still using your posts to degrade the quality of this website.
>Being this bad at posting, and still using your posts to degrade the quality of this website.
notice how this thread does not get deleted
>>3717654>Using any combination of "top kek/lel"Now I know you're fucking trolling. Can you please come back when you are mentally older than 12? Scratch that, please don't.
>Using any combination of "top kek/lel"
Why don't some ppl shut the fuck up? Why talk so damn much about stupid shit. Jesus fuck. Droning on about your eyebrows for five minutes wtf . Y'all know anyone like this? I call them high killers.
>>3717607Shiva, maybe? Or some other Hindu goddess? The art looks Indian to me, and the whole "multi-armed warrior goddess of destruction" thing kinda fits with having a necklace made of severed heads.
We have this friend who will start rambling aboot something, and literally we all lose his train of thought all at the same time (including him methinks), but he'll still keep talking until he is done then I'm always like "dude, sorryu, can you go back like 5 sentences", then he always wraps it up nicely and we understand what he was talking aboot. I think it's therapeutic to him to just ramble/mumble aboot stuff.
>>3717586On my trip to amsterdam my entire group explored comfortable silences at length
>>3716561is this a reference to something? i don't get it
Sometimes when I'm high, I think really deep, and profound things about life and myself.Anyone else?
MY MIND SHUTS DOWN WHEN IM STONED I FEEL STUPID
I am looking for those pictures that have all the people standing there and they have a number above them, and at the bottom, they give their name and their super power, anyone able to help me out?Pic related.
>>3717497i'm supposed to be sleepin but i forgotthis is all i have, cheers
I love these pictures, I wish I had one to share with you, OP.
>>3717501YESSS! What would I search to find more like this?
So here's an idea, instead of browsing the boards normally, just hit the random button until you find a thread you want to reply to, reply to it and keep on hitting random. Post this way instead of being a loser who browses specific boards fucking timebound plebeians. I necropost all day and be screamin out like dead clocks yo fuck father time
I don't think I have the balls for that kind of crazy lifestyle.
What if all the threads you saw were random instead of ordered chronologically?wuohoohoh
.5kgs came in the mail, good quality toofor only 120 bucks, you can in fact, buy happiness for a while
>>3717359kratom is the lesser addiction but make no bones about it you will be continuing your habit with opioid substances by taking the krat route. it is infinitely cheaper and easier/safer than doing oxy or something like that though
really though is there any better legal replacement for weed than Kratom?
>>3717370there's spice and shit, but fuck that stuff
>>3717249i hope youre trolling..
Did you ever buy too much weed from your dealer?
>>3717468nope. I always buy exactly the right amount, which is slightly more than enough but certainly not too much.
>>3717468Nah never, but thank you for taking me down memory lane with your picture of Chef Boyardee Dinosaur pasta.
post whatever questions are on your mind.random question: are you considered a hipster if you say you listen to something like "early 80s west coast rap"?
>>3717285cause it tastes like piss and i ain't got no time for charcoal water filters
>>3713058tfw made my own tomato ketchupapples and onion boiling for an entire dayand then the solids filtered outit had like, one tomato for every ten applestasted 10x better than store brought ketchuplasted years
>>3717461i gotta fuck with thati'd put some spicy peppers in that ho
why am i so angry all the time? I read news like a buffoon, like i get mad at one side but then the next its the other side and so on..... I put myself in a position as a judge, the al knowing judge, who knows who is right or wrong without question. Later on i am like ''what the fuck? Why was i getting so angry over something i don't even understand?''
>>3714336The family's worth is actually closer to 400 billion, spread over assets, other members of family and shareholders in companies. There are plenty of other corporations with larger assets. The debt of the United States right now is around 17-18 Trillion.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_of_the_United_StatesThat would mean the Rothschilds net worth would be higher than the entire debt owned by the countries of the western hemisphere. That's a little over half of the entire monetary value of planet earth. So...according to that image (which is wrong) the Rothschilds own half of the planet, roughly.
>>3714661Here, have some more.
>tfw talking with psychiatrist Just give me the meds you up tight fucker.
>tfw talking with psychiatrist
>>3717190my friend's girlfriend walked in on me while i was changing and saw me nudei will never forget her rapacious gaze#ptsd
>i never tasted a cough medicine i didn't love
>i never tasted a cough medicine i didn't love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0EzlcRPTL8WHO LIKES BUTTHOLE SURFERS? THEY KICK ASS!!THEY DID DRUGS, FIRED SHOTGUNS INTO THE CROWD, LIT PEOPLE ON FIRE, AND DID MORE DRUGS IN A DAY THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE AND LIVED TO TELL THEM TALES.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0EzlcRPTL8
shit i meant to post the Blind Eye Sees All documentary but Bullheads a great album too
Video Feedback https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb70LrXZZR0Video Feedback Video Feedback Video Feedback
Is there a drug that makes everything seem/feel really cutesie and happy and maybe even a little cartoony? I want to feel like I live in a cute and loveable world.
MDMA is what you're after, OP
>>3716961MDMA, OP.Please purchase a test kit, and check out DanceSafe.org
>>3716961MDMA makes everything feel cutesy, adorable, loving, and happy. MDMA is your best bet. I've went to a wonderfully free cartoon world on 3rd plat (4th plat?) DXM, but I don't think that happens to everyone on DXM. I was this blonde anime chick in a dress walking on a plane of white light once, that was my best DXM moment, I'm a guy btw.
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>>3717401FAGGOTS NOT A PRONOUN NICE TRY FAGGOT
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