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What is an Ylilauta?
>>3877362it's like kc but with less irony and more serious discussions
>>3877362its 4skin bullshit
>>3877359I dont know what that is and since other people in this thread dont know as well ima just say fuck it.
>Start work at Bob Evan's in September (started the same day I took my app in actually)>Told I'd be on dishtank and that the girl teaching me shit is "special">She is kinda slow, gets mad easily, talks to her self, meh.>hear her voice and know she's kinda slow>Fast forward a few days >getting the most hours outta all the dishtankers>get told stories of how slow girl eats food off the plates that are brought back>dirty nasty food>Didn't believe it, thought they were just lying and picking on the girl>Last sunday rolls around>sunday always has two dishtankers>usually work with older dude, but slow girl has been having issues with her wrist and back so managers think it's a good idea to put her with me on sunday>sundays are our busiest days, church crowds in and out, lines out the door all day>She takes racking end, and I'm pushing them thru the tank and shelfing them>she's stacking all the plates in the corner, and only sending bowls, small plates, silverware up Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Start work at Bob Evan's in September (started the same day I took my app in actually)>Told I'd be on dishtank and that the girl teaching me shit is "special">She is kinda slow, gets mad easily, talks to her self, meh.>hear her voice and know she's kinda slow>Fast forward a few days >getting the most hours outta all the dishtankers>get told stories of how slow girl eats food off the plates that are brought back>dirty nasty food>Didn't believe it, thought they were just lying and picking on the girl>Last sunday rolls around>sunday always has two dishtankers>usually work with older dude, but slow girl has been having issues with her wrist and back so managers think it's a good idea to put her with me on sunday>sundays are our busiest days, church crowds in and out, lines out the door all day>She takes racking end, and I'm pushing them thru the tank and shelfing them>she's stacking all the plates in the corner, and only sending bowls, small plates, silverware up
>>3877181Nah I'm with >>3877152I used to smoke before work when I was a line cook, but ya gotta make sure you don't smell like a fucking skunk. Besides the fact it's illegal (in most places), you almost always have to sign a waiver when you're hired saying you won't do drugs while you work or work under the influence. I mean at least act like you give a fuck about your signature, shit. Kid got off easy with just exchanged glances. Most places i, or people i know, have worked, you'd at least get a warning from the manager if you're obviously high.
>>3873805i'm classified as high functioning autism, and i don't act anything like that.... but i have weed to thank for that.
>>3877144what're you implying?
>>3877300Don't bother, autism is just the newest buzzword to most people here. They have absolutely no understanding of the spectrum and don't want to learn.
would you jerk Tom Hanks off for $4,750?that's US dollars, jerking until he finishes.I probably would
and how much longer can Lenin be preserved before he just falls apart and deteriorates?
Things that gave you some form of reaction besides a slight meh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIBHfOdyX0
>>3873499He could do a feature with Money Boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0cndinHt8Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPhfDocx9A
what about'em, are they the enemy?
I feel very blessed that I know of this site where I can expand my knowledge and discuss everything my heart so desires.Give yourself a round of applause 420chan!
>>3877132Fuck yeah, duder. I was sure this thread was on page 10 by now.
>>3877182Now let's create some stuff that doesn't have to do with that ugly broad
>>3877194Meh. You do it.
>>3877169you'll cowards didn't help me but it went good, i basically got the job if i pass the drug test, which i should unless dxm from a week ago shows up as somethingi look forward to my long and fruitful career stocking shelves at the grocery store
this morning i woke up in a jail cell with a midget, some dude that barely spoke english, and some roody poo that obviously has spent some time in jailno punchline here, i got bailed out and went home and took a long shower
I was looking at the Native American thread and though something. Don't you fucks think that this separation between "civilized" and "barbaric" is some stupid quirk of our civilization? I mean, to me it harkens back to Roman times when they just went conquering everything because "lol we're superior", in sum, a bunch of death and suffering, fundamental loss of self-determination and destruction of cultures and ways of life simply because a group of people believes themselves by default as better than all others.Besides, there's something quite, uh, uncivilized about me. I've been nicknamed "Neanderthal" sometimes and stuff like that. Every time I read about some stuck white dude bad naming cultures because they're savage and backwards I get a real urge to just smash fucking people like that. Heck, you act as if your own culture is completely peaceful, and then brutalize other peoples because they're brutal? Huh, fucking reasonable.
Fun fact: The word "barbarian" came about because lazy ancient Greeks thought all the filthy northern European languages (indeed all languages besides ancient Greek) sounded like "bar bar bar bar bar bar".Meaning anyone here who doesn't speak Greek is by definition a barbarian. *Especially* you descendants of pig-disgusting northern Europeans.
>>3877195That fact was only slightly fun.
>>3877221It was a little fun, all those bar bar bar bar bar bar barbar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
>>3877195>>3877221>>3877226This is a really old joke."Barbar" is Latin for "beard". In Spanish it's still "barba". Barbarian=the bearded oneBarber=person who cuts beards (and hair, but think of back in old times)
Enough with the complaining. You tried your best and you lost, we won it fair and square, now fuck off to your reservation.
>trail of tears>fair and square
>trail of tears>fair and square
Damn, this is some amateur hour shit even for 4chinz.nb for laziest and least original bait on 420chan
>>3877178>stopped at the Rio GrandeWe did take over Mexico once, but the damn Whigs made us give it back.
>stopped at the Rio Grande
Anybody seen this shit before? Pic very much unrealted http://m.youtube.com/watch?sts=16392&utcoffset=420&v=R2BAeh8wZLI&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR2BAeh8wZLI%26itct%3DCDkQpDAYASITCPSIzvfkkMICFZCAaAodrQIA8FIUbWFsaWNlIGluIHdvbmRlcmxhbmQ%253D&has_verified=1&layout=tablet&client=mv-google
Yep seen it. It's very trippy and very cool. Props to the guy who made that.
>>3876803Nigga did you really expect me to "X" all that? Click edition
Where does your family come from /b/?Northern Germany and England for me., both places we came to minor positions of power, some of us mayors, one of us reaching the status of Duke. Not many of us, but we're all hard working alcoholic academics., overall, we're really not people you'd fear, ha. Still, no offers from the illuminati :(pic is of some guy who lived in the area around the same time as my ancestors, probably nobody of importance.How about you guys?
>>3877075its not tinfoilancestry.com is actually owned by mormonsthose fuckers are just plain creepy and i don't want them to have my dee en ays
>>3877093That site is 23andme though. But even so I'm pretty sure it's not that difficult to just buy DNA-information from other companies.
>>3877093they aren't into genetic mapping, they're into family history, I know the two are linked, but the LDS church works through historical records, census data, and whatnot. They got huuuuuuuuuuuuuge libraries of genealogical information underground here in UT
I have direct lineage in the Illuminati groups in or close to the original founderswhere do I go about joining?
I met my soulmateShe's smart, worldly, funny, interesting. We talk for hours everyday. We even read the same books at the same time so we can discuss thembut she lives in Russia. So far away she's 11 hours ahead of my timezonelife is painnot /qq/, just wanted to share.
>>3877088Oh shut up Rick. You think you're hot shit but you're not.
>>3877092thats not much, coming from an autist.
I wish I enjoyed forming relationships with people.
>>3877055Lyfe ain't nuttin' but money an fuck a bitch.
I'm thinking that next time I'm smoking with my friends I'll use a butane lighter for the entire session all natural like and then when it passes to this particular one guy I'll put salvia x40 extract in the bowl, put a bit of weed on the top and pass to him.All my other friends will be in on it.What you think about my idea?
Don't do it, unless you're going to video it, then do it.
this dude just got banned for -1 days. damn
if i somehow got a breakthrough dose without knowing (that'd be hard though, you really have to torch salvia and hold it in foreeeever) I wouldn't have time to get anxious.angry before getting sucked into the salviaverse, and afterwards i'd probably be like, "oh you guys," but salvia afterglow/return to reality is kind of nice so I probably wouldn't be too mad.it's always a dick move to dose without knowledge, but if the guy has had some experience with salvia/other psys, then he should be alright.But you might want to covertly find out if he just broke up with his girlfriend or his grandma died or something, that might be problematic
Wow synthetic is really on edge today.
I've tripped maybe (prolly less) 5 times this year. everything moves constantly. occasionally things... ↵
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