/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
You are given a random body to inhabit for the rest of your life.Specifically this one. What do you do with it? Do you think your old family and friends will accept it?Random stats: 5'9, 205lb, gay, leftist, community college graduate, 25 years old.
>>3590261i cringed a little
OP, why are you selling your soul on /b/?
If I were this ugly, bad-college-choosing motherfucker I'd probably give up.But who cares about being gay or leftist? nb for OP being a terrible human who probably doesn't even take DPH + Gabapentin
>>3590317You're still in college, aren't you. Wait until you get out with the crippling loans that you won't ever pay off.Community college is the ONLY choice for the first two years.
Wait am I on /b/ or /weed/? Who cares. BUMP WHILE HIGH!
/b/umping while /high/
Im half baked multiplied by two
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”
How many Courics?
literally the craziest shit i've seen all week.
umIt's weird that this is kind of impressive
>>3590298My god, one solid piece, it must weight at least FIFTYCOURICS! The current record is only, 37 Courics!
[see subject]I like propylhexedrine but the method of ingestion is a little off-putting so I'm looking for some other good legal shit to make me more productive. I've heard benzos can actually help people get shit done; is this true? Or should I just order something like ethylphenidate?I've tried noopept and it helps a little with concentration but it doesn't have the same "I WANNA GET SHIT DONE" factor as stims.
So much important stuff to do, so much time wasted on 420chan. Someone made a thread like this a few months ago, now Imma do the same.Mods, I humbly request to be banned for approx 40 days and 40 nights, that should do the trick. Good riddance, my friendsSincerely, Megan Foxsrsly, Megan Fox? RNG get your shit together
>>3590131I can't handle this shit
>>3589465just think of all the things you could have accomplished with those hours you spent watching your little blocky warrior chop wood and make clay stuff
Ban me for 5 minutes I need my cherry popped
Fucking POSERS that can't handle their 420chanSTAY TRUENEVER STOP THE MADNESShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUJBBdzrNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7nd25e7x9I
Lets face it y'all, one of these days some asshole is going to make it his personal mission to remove 420chan from existence itself. This network of would be terrorists that we have goingon here, its going to die y'all.
you can have my 420chan when you pry it from my cold dead hands
>>3590101even made the image a shity resolution.. beautiful
ill slap em with my dick
Long story short: Want to take 2 hits of LSD by myself tonight, but am unsure about it.....I have my reasons, but I felt it necesary to ask this board....should I?I know this sounds strange, but I want to....my morals are telling me to wait (...for what?), but my instinct is saying do it...wat do???
>>3590113fuckin go for it dude you can always trip with friends in the decades to come. if youre considering doing it at all the best thing is to just do it. you know it'll be awesome
Drink a couple beers if you're anxious. It'll make you feel relieved and reduce the chance of a bad trip.
>>3590112>trip with friends man, its alot better IMO I have to disagree, psychedelics are always better for me alone.Mushrooms, acid, 2c-x, whatever, they are all better alone in my opinion.However, combine whippets and its a different story.
>trip with friends man, its alot better IMO
Why do weed lifestylists tend to be so snarky and mean spirited? Herion addicts tend to be more chill and fun compared to radical weed smokers.
>radical weed smokers.
>radical weed smokers.
>>3589795i would literally probe the shit out of skull-e's anus
Heroin addicts don't judge other people on moral grounds, because to them everything is relative. Weed addicts think that they're automatically good people for not doing heroin and they like to gloat and brag about it. Dabbers are a new breed, trying to turn hash oil into a hard drug and being super elitist in the process.
>>3590141>Generalisations are generalised by generals>On the other hand, Generals generalise generalisations >Finally, Generelisers generalise generalisations, who are in turn generalised by generals, generally.>Generals Generals Generals Generals Generals Generals Generals Generals Generals.
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so our iguana had some vaped weed and now he's acting weird. He isvery still and not sleeping where he normally does. He is breathing but he feels cold to the touch.any experience with iguanas and weed my /b/ros?
>>3588408>Yes, it was satiricalI was just pretending to be retarded!>the rest of your postdelusions of grandeur general?I agree with your motives for the most part but your methods are as juvenile as your diction.Stay off my team, you're making us look bad.
>Yes, it was satirical
>the rest of your post
>>3588270OP, I think what you've just described is a regular iguana.
I used to get my Green anole High all the time. Eventually after getting him used to being with me in the bathroom, free roaming and smoking he became very mellow. After a while he didnt freak out because of the smoke either, but would close his eyes, fan his beard, and do push ups when I would water fall smoke clouds onto him. Juano was the best lizard I ever had. You could always tell when he was high because Anoles have instinctive and emotionally reactive camo. Juano would turn brown with bright and dark green pigments all over, and usually would chill on my shoulder or I would leave him in the dark bathroom and he would turn a dark brown and go to sleep. But unfortunately during my junior year inhigh school my damn cat broke the mesh screen onhis cage and murdered him.... I miss you, Juanito.
Pack a bowl or roll a blunt, it's smokin' time!
Yea it's 2:39 here but I am blitzed anyways. 420grazeitpic related
>>3589932That's your fault.Should of held back while you still had a days worth of weed.
4:20 CENTRAL TIME WOOOOOO~
in 2020 we'll have4/20/20 4:20or. 4/20 for a WHOLE MONTH or not, cum guzzling fuck faces.I love you cum guzzling fuck faces
I just punched a fly out of the air and now its dead Feeling like that deserves a celebration
>>3589964I've also done this, once with someone seeing it, felt great.>>3589951I don't believe you, punching a fly out of the air won't kill it. Insect are very tough for their size. You could kill it with a punch if it's on a wall or on the ground, somewhere where the punch corners and squishes it and even then you might need 2 punches, out of the air it just bounces off your fist and it keeps flying.
We can make him our best friend
>>3589734Adorable and weed related
>>3589737Best musical I ever saw.
>>3589737THE SUN IS WARM LIKE A BAKED POTATO!!!Let's build a snowman! We can make him tall! We can make him not so tall!
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEE
What would you be up to right about now?I'd be doing moderate to severe amounts of blow, rolling on still legal MDMA, wearing a suit of either white/pink or white/teal, trying to bang a goth chick.
Check out a good electro night....or just be a kid watching music videos, playing with toys and in the paddling pool and generally just having an awesome time.Man the 80s where great for me...the 90s got abit rough but hey thats life
>>3589792 Oh, and also, I would be SMOKING CIGARETTES AT MY OFFICE DESK FUCK YES. Man, I'd trade the Internet for a world and a time when smoking cigarettes anywhere was still ok.
>>3589876I don't even smoke anymore but I'd start again if I could light up I'm a hospital or an airplane.
>>3587828I'd be terrified if it was 1984, I could cockblock my own conception if I'm not careful. I mean what if I'm in another country and I slightly change the outcome of an event that changes the news and my mum stops to watch the news and misses her bus and it ruins my mum's day and she doesn't fuck my dad on that night and another sperm wins the rescheduled race?
And it's people? Or just the country?or both?
>>3589882Haha I remember you. I'm in la right now on my way to a lovely se Asian country. Not sure if I'll find what I'm looking for, but it will be an adventure.I'm not convinced there are any countries in the world immune from bureaucratic cronyism, but some countries can at least offer you decentralization and simplicity; valuable things during a crisis.
>>3589890You remember me...? Scary. That is one of the main pluses about being here, simplicity, everyone is laid back, lie just rolls on by, less stress, good times and feels in general. Also, no Winter or cold nasty ass weather.
>>3589895Yes I ran into you on the board. I'm worried I'll miss relationships with like minded people. Other travelers are fine, but locals are literally and figuratively in a different world. How is that for you?
>>3589900I speak Thai and the only friends I have IRL now are Asian... It is just a learning curve, a life experience. i am sure if it does not work out you can get sent back home? If you do not have family or friends who can pay your way back home, go to the embassy and they will sort it. The US has great embassies worldwide. Also get travel insurance, I never did and have been to hospital 6 times in 4 years. Just take it as it comes, start off by mingling with fellow tourists and then find locals who speak good English and go from there, it will only be a matter of time before you get to know the culture and language
Whenever a topic like, let's say, the destruction of the environment pops up, there seems to be two major groups that appear. One says "Nothing has any inherit meaning, and I'm fine with that, so to be honest I don't really care." the other says "We need to do something about this, we can't let everything die, everything we've done as a species and civilization would die along with it."Personally, I side with the second group more. I recognize the fact that nothing in our existence has any objective purpose or use, but to *me* things are important. I like our art and our literature and our technology. I want this to live on with us, so later generations and hopefully us as well have a chance to do spectacular things. I like trees and monkeys and shit, and I don't want them to all die, because then we die too. Things are important to *me* and that's why I don't want them to go away, with nothing in their place.So I feel that when someone says they don't care if they're wrecking shit, they should. It's *my* environment, the one *I* live in. If you don't care about that, then why should I care about your opinion on the right to do nothing?There are other situations besides "the environment" where these things apply.Discuss
My efforts were futile. We are doomed.
>>3589871Forgot to click NB
>>3589872well i read it and yes I would like our art to survive so the next generations can experience all the beautiful shit that has been created, like music for example. Some of the best music I've ever heard in my life was created when I was just a kid and couldn't understand it. Now that I'm older I can appreciate it and listen on a different level, feel it.
>>3589874That was the icing on the cake nb
do people ever remark how 'innocent' you seem to them?i get this all the time.i don't mind it but I know it doesn't fit me either because I've been involved in some not-so-innocent situations. i guess i just come off as polite and non-assuming. do people ever say this about you? just curious. pic unrelated
im the opposite OP. other day i was getting some sub sandwiches from Jersey Mikes at lunch hour in yuppieville area. all the office guys in button downed shirts and $70,000 sedans were in line, as welll as some other cheery average folk. guy behind the counter was forcing this smalltalk to a marine who was dressed in fatigues. on and on he went, chummy, forcing the conversation along, and the army guy was polite and let it happen, like he's used to pretending to care when it comes down the chain of command.then theres me alone, with my long hair and borderline pajamas with running shoes. as soon as he meets my eyes it's like 180. all business. 'wht would you like.' i jst have a face that does that to people. and a demeanor. it's true with cashiers, retailworkers of all sorts, anyone in public. it's like they can tell i don't want to deal with it and i'm not going to fake it.the worst though is best buy. i go in there to see a product before i buy it cheaper on amazon.com and i get 8 over eager dweebs ramming themselves down my fucking throat offering help i don't want. god i hope that place goes out of business.
I used to, but now it has become pretty common knowledge that I smoke weed, and since I live in a small Norwegian town, I'm suddenly not so innocent anymore. Truth be told, I'm in a pretty good mood all the time and I try to get along with everybody.
eh, depends on which circles. In general though, the ones that don't get to know me as well think I'm upstanding and shit. Then my rugby teammates and commodity investment networks know a few details of my personal life. I gotta say, it's mostly from being a white, 20ish male in the South from a middle-class standing going to Uni. got less than a 33% ticketing rate when stopped by cops thanks to the system.
>>3589392Innocence... You'll never, be mine!
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