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1. copy Ylilauta thread 2. paste... by Fucking Crucklespear - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:10:26 EST ID:5xugHxsv No.3877359 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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  1. copy Ylilauta thread
  2. paste to 420chan's /b/
  3. ???
  4. profit!!1
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Derek Dickington - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:14:44 EST ID:tWJOqlXS No.3877363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What is an Ylilauta?
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Raisha Saeed - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:15:28 EST ID:iXYgyN6A No.3877365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877362
it's like kc but with less irony and more serious discussions
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Diamond Dallas Page - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:15:43 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3877366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877362

its 4skin bullshit
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Giuseppe Piazzi - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:16:58 EST ID:EotZVV0h No.3877368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877359
I dont know what that is and since other people in this thread dont know as well ima just say fuck it.


Weird fuckers you work with by EugeneHeddlemag.pst - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 19:53:22 EST ID:V3Mk3SKX No.3872671 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Start work at Bob Evan's in September (started the same day I took my app in actually)
>Told I'd be on dishtank and that the girl teaching me shit is "special"
>She is kinda slow, gets mad easily, talks to her self, meh.
>hear her voice and know she's kinda slow
>Fast forward a few days
>getting the most hours outta all the dishtankers
>get told stories of how slow girl eats food off the plates that are brought back
>dirty nasty food
>Didn't believe it, thought they were just lying and picking on the girl
>Last sunday rolls around
>sunday always has two dishtankers
>usually work with older dude, but slow girl has been having issues with her wrist and back so managers think it's a good idea to put her with me on sunday
>sundays are our busiest days, church crowds in and out, lines out the door all day
>She takes racking end, and I'm pushing them thru the tank and shelfing them
>she's stacking all the plates in the corner, and only sending bowls, small plates, silverware up
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Caroline Chiddlestone - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:55:34 EST ID:Xs0mnJf3 No.3877210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877181
Nah I'm with
>>3877152
I used to smoke before work when I was a line cook, but ya gotta make sure you don't smell like a fucking skunk. Besides the fact it's illegal (in most places), you almost always have to sign a waiver when you're hired saying you won't do drugs while you work or work under the influence. I mean at least act like you give a fuck about your signature, shit.

Kid got off easy with just exchanged glances. Most places i, or people i know, have worked, you'd at least get a warning from the manager if you're obviously high.
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:11:29 EST ID:Dadf8YL+ No.3877300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3873805
i'm classified as high functioning autism, and i don't act anything like that.... but i have weed to thank for that.
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NellMizzletare.sgml - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:47:44 EST ID:AMBBO3AX No.3877331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877144
what're you implying?
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Kat Niggerstone - Mon, 24 Nov 2014 02:03:08 EST ID:1T40hxih No.3877620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877300
Don't bother, autism is just the newest buzzword to most people here. They have absolutely no understanding of the spectrum and don't want to learn.


Tom Hanks by Nyota Uhura - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:32:42 EST ID:u9J0H2UZ No.3877313 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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would you jerk Tom Hanks off for $4,750?

that's US dollars, jerking until he finishes.

I probably would


bvg jjjhgf kkjjjjjj by Jeremy Borash - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:19:44 EST ID:M3jG1Z+2 No.3877308 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


what is the reason behind communists embalming there leaders? by Wolfgang Puck - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:10:21 EST ID:vUPzoDOo No.3877298 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and how much longer can Lenin be preserved before he just falls apart and deteriorates?


what is the reason behind communists embalming there leaders? by Wolfgang Puck - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:03:59 EST ID:vUPzoDOo No.3877293 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and how much longer can Lenin be preserved before he just falls apart and deteriorates?


Strange and or funny videos by Wylie Dufresne - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 05:10:58 EST ID:wCrg/bMn No.3870897 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Things that gave you some form of reaction besides a slight meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIBHfOdyX0
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Captain Rudolph Ransom - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 12:21:25 EST ID:RHGBA2s6 No.3876868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av_Xp69TPCA
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Frederick Fozzlebanks - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:41:27 EST ID:wCrg/bMn No.3877123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMHrP66XFM
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Seth Rollins - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 17:18:46 EST ID:W52roVGZ No.3877134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mU0vlWnuRQ

fucking lol
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MVP - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 20:33:25 EST ID:hQkORtqB No.3877284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3873499
He could do a feature with Money Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0cndinHt8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPhfDocx9A


Aliens by Alabaster Abernather - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 20:33:05 EST ID:FcgrW48B No.3877283 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what about'em, are they the enemy?


it has been the greatest honor of my life to post with all of you by NigelMebbledale.lnk - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 15:06:54 EST ID:vUPzoDOo No.3876011 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel very blessed that I know of this site where I can expand my knowledge and discuss everything my heart so desires.

Give yourself a round of applause 420chan!
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Penis McHard - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:26:23 EST ID:4SEqlUtA No.3877182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877132
Fuck yeah, duder. I was sure this thread was on page 10 by now.
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Expert Phoebe - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:45:02 EST ID:VnNfzbXM No.3877194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877182
Now let's create some stuff that doesn't have to do with that ugly broad
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Basil Cebberfoot - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:06:47 EST ID:4SEqlUtA No.3877223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877194
Meh. You do it.
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Smokimus Maximus - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 20:04:56 EST ID:Jpk5ymUa No.3877268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877169
you'll cowards didn't help me but it went good, i basically got the job if i pass the drug test, which i should unless dxm from a week ago shows up as something

i look forward to my long and fruitful career stocking shelves at the grocery store


fuck cops by Rich Boy Phoebe - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:27:51 EST ID:X62q4azM No.3877239 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this morning i woke up in a jail cell with a midget, some dude that barely spoke english, and some roody poo that obviously has spent some time in jail

no punchline here, i got bailed out and went home and took a long shower


SAVAGES! by Phyllis Pittworth - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 13:49:43 EST ID:buHlKkKK No.3876937 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was looking at the Native American thread and though something. Don't you fucks think that this separation between "civilized" and "barbaric" is some stupid quirk of our civilization? I mean, to me it harkens back to Roman times when they just went conquering everything because "lol we're superior", in sum, a bunch of death and suffering, fundamental loss of self-determination and destruction of cultures and ways of life simply because a group of people believes themselves by default as better than all others.

Besides, there's something quite, uh, uncivilized about me. I've been nicknamed "Neanderthal" sometimes and stuff like that. Every time I read about some stuck white dude bad naming cultures because they're savage and backwards I get a real urge to just smash fucking people like that. Heck, you act as if your own culture is completely peaceful, and then brutalize other peoples because they're brutal? Huh, fucking reasonable.
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Rebecca Crugglenedge - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:45:26 EST ID:PiKjP4Ky No.3877195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fun fact:

The word "barbarian" came about because lazy ancient Greeks thought all the filthy northern European languages (indeed all languages besides ancient Greek) sounded like "bar bar bar bar bar bar".

Meaning anyone here who doesn't speak Greek is by definition a barbarian. *Especially* you descendants of pig-disgusting northern Europeans.
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Ernest Fanhood - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:06:16 EST ID:WytvV449 No.3877221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877195

That fact was only slightly fun.
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Johannes Kepler - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:10:26 EST ID:jCU7n7nK No.3877226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877221
It was a little fun, all those bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
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Edwin Sankincocke - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:27:04 EST ID:BaQDvV8P No.3877238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877195
>>3877221
>>3877226
This is a really old joke.
"Barbar" is Latin for "beard". In Spanish it's still "barba".
Barbarian=the bearded one
Barber=person who cuts beards (and hair, but think of back in old times)


Why are indians such sore losers? by Lysa Arryn - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 12:28:43 EST ID:uRBN4tdP No.3876872 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Enough with the complaining. You tried your best and you lost, we won it fair and square, now fuck off to your reservation.
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Chef Wan - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:33:52 EST ID:1T40hxih No.3877185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>trail of tears
>fair and square
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Johann-Carl Leuchs - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:38:40 EST ID:jq62El3N No.3877188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877166
hi
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Rebecca Crugglenedge - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:39:48 EST ID:PiKjP4Ky No.3877189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn, this is some amateur hour shit even for 4chinz.

nb for laziest and least original bait on 420chan
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Ivan Menjivar - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:47:57 EST ID:+uJG/Qvl No.3877198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877178

>stopped at the Rio Grande

We did take over Mexico once, but the damn Whigs made us give it back.


Malice In Wonderland by Mr. Horse - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 08:12:54 EST ID:UTgship9 No.3876790 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody seen this shit before? Pic very much unrealted http://m.youtube.com/watch?sts=16392&utcoffset=420&v=R2BAeh8wZLI&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DR2BAeh8wZLI%26itct%3DCDkQpDAYASITCPSIzvfkkMICFZCAaAodrQIA8FIUbWFsaWNlIGluIHdvbmRlcmxhbmQ%253D&has_verified=1&layout=tablet&client=mv-google
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Thomas Edwards - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:45:28 EST ID:PW7W0fVS No.3877126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yep seen it. It's very trippy and very cool. Props to the guy who made that.
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PAC - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:51:42 EST ID:uyeBZe8c No.3877130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3876803
http://tinyurl.com/owmsxxs
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RebeccaCorringpine.html - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 17:24:28 EST ID:Pzee0Ltp No.3877139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OHnC24Qx8k
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Nell Grandstock - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:57:35 EST ID:0nFb/Yor No.3877212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3876803
Nigga did you really expect me to "X" all that? Click edition


Roots. by Ashley Riot - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 18:49:45 EST ID:NA1lC6JJ No.3872581 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where does your family come from /b/?

Northern Germany and England for me., both places we came to minor positions of power, some of us mayors, one of us reaching the status of Duke. Not many of us, but we're all hard working alcoholic academics., overall, we're really not people you'd fear, ha. Still, no offers from the illuminati :(

pic is of some guy who lived in the area around the same time as my ancestors, probably nobody of importance.

How about you guys?
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Priscilla Cullerwell - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:14:15 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3877093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877075

its not tinfoil

ancestry.com is actually owned by mormons

those fuckers are just plain creepy and i don't want them to have my dee en ays
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Betsy Sondlelon - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:29:52 EST ID:JVfcvZ6T No.3877106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877093
That site is 23andme though. But even so I'm pretty sure it's not that difficult to just buy DNA-information from other companies.
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Faggy Donkinfidge - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 17:38:42 EST ID:oGmifZsl No.3877146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877093
they aren't into genetic mapping, they're into family history, I know the two are linked, but the LDS church works through historical records, census data, and whatnot. They got huuuuuuuuuuuuuge libraries of genealogical information underground here in UT
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Russel Hulse - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:02:21 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3877164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have direct lineage in the Illuminati groups in or close to the original founders
where do I go about joining?


long distance loving by Antonin Carême - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 15:53:45 EST ID:tumSTorG No.3877055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I met my soulmate
She's smart, worldly, funny, interesting. We talk for hours everyday. We even read the same books at the same time so we can discuss them


but she lives in Russia. So far away she's 11 hours ahead of my timezone
life is pain

not /qq/, just wanted to share.
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Torrie Wilson - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:13:45 EST ID:WytvV449 No.3877092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877088

Oh shut up Rick. You think you're hot shit but you're not.
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Rick Bayless - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:18:41 EST ID:a7rqyYj0 No.3877097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3877092

thats not much, coming from an autist.
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PAC - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:39:11 EST ID:uyeBZe8c No.3877118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish I enjoyed forming relationships with people.
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Shiney McShine - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 23:16:20 EST ID:v/fBSNrY No.3877428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3877055
Lyfe ain't nuttin' but money an fuck a bitch.


It is funny to give someone Salvia without their knowledge? by Jake Elleberger - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 11:18:10 EST ID:V5bhn+Go No.3876833 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm thinking that next time I'm smoking with my friends I'll use a butane lighter for the entire session all natural like and then when it passes to this particular one guy I'll put salvia x40 extract in the bowl, put a bit of weed on the top and pass to him.
All my other friends will be in on it.
What you think about my idea?
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User was banned by: synthetic for -1 days
Reason: Why the fuck would you fucking think this would be funny at all. And what the fuck makes you think we'd let this shit slide here, you fucking retard.
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FaggyBettingshaw.cpp - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:56:32 EST ID:3Ca4sINz No.3877007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't do it, unless you're going to video it, then do it.
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Kain - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 15:00:03 EST ID:Jpk5ymUa No.3877013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this dude just got banned for -1 days. damn
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Faggy Donkinfidge - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 15:35:19 EST ID:oGmifZsl No.3877035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if i somehow got a breakthrough dose without knowing (that'd be hard though, you really have to torch salvia and hold it in foreeeever) I wouldn't have time to get anxious.angry before getting sucked into the salviaverse, and afterwards i'd probably be like, "oh you guys," but salvia afterglow/return to reality is kind of nice so I probably wouldn't be too mad.

it's always a dick move to dose without knowledge, but if the guy has had some experience with salvia/other psys, then he should be alright.

But you might want to covertly find out if he just broke up with his girlfriend or his grandma died or something, that might be problematic
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Caius Cosades - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 16:01:04 EST ID:Gip+yRvW No.3877072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow synthetic is really on edge today.


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