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nose stuff by Pokémon Ranger Phineas - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:27:06 EST ID:ZyXoxFoV No.4077760 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You eat nose goop, don't you? You are sort of anonymous here, don't lie to me.
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Lorna Mushcunt - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:10:21 EST ID:LuUdYNey No.4077955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077915
Because then it gets on your feet and into your mouth when you bite your toenails off, retard. God damn you are disgusting.
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Finlay - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:13:49 EST ID:gQGljIdp No.4077960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077955
someone should shave a bunch of chimps, give them lotion and clothes and haircuts and set them loose the mall
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Keegan Friedman - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:32:26 EST ID:EViDwvoT No.4077969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077760
I do

Its healthy
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Dr. Mizan - Mon, 25 May 2015 06:04:54 EST ID:9pr/Qhbz No.4078000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077955 Haha, I used to do that as a kid. I would sit in front of the TV and bite my toenails off.


Oshit by Stallrein Hailsbury - Sat, 23 May 2015 23:49:00 EST ID:iZAHjZJL No.4077296 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I am sober right now, I mean I'm a little high but this has happened sober too.

I feel something knocking inside my head like someone knocking on a door.

It's not something outside my head.

It's not "hallucination"

It's not my teeth grinding

Literally sounds and feels like a tiny man in my head knocking on a tiny door

WTF

I just noticed it last night sitting alone meditating with no outside interference which i havent done in a Loooooong time
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Ebenezer Cebberchug - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:36:29 EST ID:XkARtDMQ No.4077764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077682
>the bright Morning Star

>Morning Star

>Latin translation: Lucifer
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LydiaWengerbog.lit - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:54:26 EST ID:s9XnHJID No.4077783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077764
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LydiaWengerbog.lit - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:55:24 EST ID:s9XnHJID No.4077784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077764
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Dr. Mizan - Mon, 25 May 2015 05:56:32 EST ID:9pr/Qhbz No.4077996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077296 There is a door with the number 13 on it. We quietly knock on it and then pay someone for weed at another unit. There's a spooky connection between that door and your skull. I probably wouldn't worry about it. I initially imagined someone would answer that door but no. I hope that maybe that goes away, it sounds annoying.

But in all seriousness though, have you heard of exploding head syndrome? it's a real phenomenon where people hear loud banging sounds in their heads.


props to NZ by Charles Durand - Wed, 20 May 2015 23:44:05 EST ID:/CJ35WDd No.4074802 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can I just say that way to fuckin go, New Zealand? My friend got a parking ticket there and because he doesn't speak english, he came to me with his ticket and credit card. The parking ticket had a telephone number for what- correct me if I'm wrong, was the customer service of the New Zealand state? I mean that in itself is customer service already. It took about 3 nanoseconds for this nice new zealand bloke to answer "'ello m8, how may I help ya tahday son?" I was creaming my pants over that great accent. I told him what's the case, he was like "aight m8 I can help ya with that just fine" and I told him the needed credit card info and SHAZAM, parking ticked paid the fuck out! Did I tell you I'm not in New Zealand? I'm in fucken Thailand paying New Zealand parking ticket over the phone in under 10 minutes like a boss!

10/10, paying a parking ticket has never been this fun and easy. If you are planning to visit New Zealand then you absolutely have to get a parking ticket just for the experience, this is one you do not want to miss.
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Wesley Pattingpeck - Sun, 24 May 2015 03:40:35 EST ID:Dday/MF0 No.4077409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bump for best fucking country
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Molly Clayhall - Sun, 24 May 2015 09:23:52 EST ID:SE3qRoWG No.4077513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, as far as advanced capitalist statesgo i'm pretty pleased to have been born here. It's a fucking incredible place to live.
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Pierre Troisgros - Sun, 24 May 2015 11:01:05 EST ID:X2Qf3uUp No.4077531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4075571
I don't think it would have mattered much.
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Admiral Owen Paris - Mon, 25 May 2015 05:49:34 EST ID:Dday/MF0 No.4077992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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we talk about our current life situations. by Lonzo - Mon, 25 May 2015 03:31:15 EST ID:KbxYLGyB No.4077942 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's get a life as of now thread goin
>anon,what's that?
Simple my dear, anon It's time to declare how shits going, crappy, good, what lead you to this road, and where your headed next and what your doing next.


Right now I just broke up with my shitty girlfriend, she was a love of my life, and I was defiantly hers, but the arguments kept gettin worse and the fights more frequent, and at the end of the day, I'm getting my ass handed to me by a girl who's taller and won't stop fighting no matter what.

She smashed the windshield to my van, hit me with a chain, put the boots to my skull, and took her bag of precious worthless shit and left for good this time, finally.
and I've been doing so much better! Fuckin a right worth the fuckin booting.

Right now I'm sitting on my twin bed in my jumbo 1 ton truck van, about to fucking leave oakland finally after living here for 2 and a half years with someone who is just not a fit for me.

But Dat ass though, I miss that part, wish she wasn't so stupid and crazy About petty shit instead of real ass adult shit, like taking care of me while I'm taking care of her. Just doin what I ask of her that's about handling her shit so she can stand on her own for christ sakes.

I digress, right now I'm in my van, with a motorcycle, and have a bright road ahead of me, and I have a 9/10 beutiful and sweet new girlfriend a couple years younger than me, she's graduating this year and I'm goin to texas to pull her out of a shit town.
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Finlay - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:10:24 EST ID:gQGljIdp No.4077956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077942
Im recovering from my punk phase actually

crash and burn OP
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Bob Sapp - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:16:39 EST ID:g5GB5vzG No.4077963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077952
>>4077951
Sounds like a lot of work compared to a pair of jeans tbh
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Lonzo - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:22:54 EST ID:KbxYLGyB No.4077965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077956
I'm gonna soar and fly you mother Fucker, finlay.

Sucks you got sucked up in some plains engine, hahaha

Why don't you tell me about it instead of being smug and shitty
>pic related, me pushing you off your bike, pansy

>>4077963
not much of a hassle, I like leather alot too.
but I've gone through so many jeans I'm just sick of trying to keep a pair alive. it's probably different for you, I normally only have one pair.
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 25 May 2015 05:32:18 EST ID:StKpMSNA No.4077988 Report Quick Reply
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I just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years. I love the woman and I wish her the best, but relationship-wise, I just didn't really feel anything anymore. It would have been worse to stay in the relationship; it would basically just be lying to her and myself. Also I'm pretty sure I was a really shitty boyfriend. I always wanted to be left alone to do my own thing, I might even be alienating my friends because of this. I feel bad that I had to do a thing that made her so sad though. She left to walk home, it was the middle of the night, and it was raining. Shit was depressing. Everything is so fucking surreal right now.

Looks like I might actually have some work in music though. I submitted a bunch of things for free lance work and finally got a response for someone who wants r&b and hip hop beats. Not to mention a couple other projects which could possible help me get exposure for more work. I wish someone would have told me to sell out years ago; I'd really like to have some money. On the personal side of music, I'm almost done with an album I've been working on, exploring shit I've never explored before in the realm of sound. Speaking of music, my sister's school band thing is doing a memorial day parade later this morning.

Also, my friend's cat somehow broke his own jaw while playing around a couple days ago. He's all fucked up and sad right now. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of negative vibes right now.

I wish I had some weed.


is this just me? by Raymond Blanc - Sat, 23 May 2015 05:51:45 EST ID:j9+p4evg No.4076679 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Or are there people with faces that are weird to you? not ugly or beautiful (can be either but irrelevant), but they just don't look like the average human to you. Like they are other-worldly, and it's a lot harder to make any connection to them.

pic related, this is one for me
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Bison Smith - Sat, 23 May 2015 20:38:02 EST ID:GFHysDxh No.4077213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know about faces but some words just really are not wordy at all when you repeat them for a while. They just sound like strange sounds.

sound. sound. sound
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Sara Del Rey - Mon, 25 May 2015 03:01:34 EST ID:8dnQJMbH No.4077933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4076679

Try these on for size.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT9i99D_9gI

>>4077189
Came from this video ^
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Michael Chiarello - Mon, 25 May 2015 03:15:05 EST ID:gXIqqlUB No.4077936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a face similar to the OP's pic... it's called a "baby face"...
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Robert Dicke - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:44:18 EST ID:j9+p4evg No.4077978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077936
She's beautiful, no doubt.


Alienation effect by Stump Beefknob - Mon, 25 May 2015 03:33:56 EST ID:HW9pIN7S No.4077943 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Earlier I was talking with a friend and I mentioned this weird feeling I get when high, regardless of what drug I'm using at the moment. It's like I'm seeing the world throw a screen or like I have a force field around me that separates from everyone else and that "normal" people exist in a different dimension. But it's not like it appears when I'm high, more like I'm not usually able to see it as clearly.

I was shocked to hear my friend say they feel it too. And that got us thinking: are we weirdos that have ruined their brains with drugs and can't relate to people anymore or is this a thing that's not really rare?
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Henry Russell - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:18:46 EST ID:p16INxps No.4077964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077943
18 yo senior by the way
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Robert Dicke - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:24:16 EST ID:j9+p4evg No.4077966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
High THC low CBD makes me feel autistic, but only because I'm schizophrenic and on a bunch of meds. Went years feeling normal.
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EbenezerWendledock.raw - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:24:16 EST ID:eeNWY0WC No.4077967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077947
Derealizatiom
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EbenezerWendledock.raw - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:25:11 EST ID:eeNWY0WC No.4077968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077967
I need a special typing wand.


Post Awesome Virus/malwares/popups. by Bubkins Jerrycurl - Sun, 24 May 2015 19:54:52 EST ID:dqQGRf+G No.4077750 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys the Interpol Association National Security Agency keeps spamming me with popups I might have to give them money and pay the 300 dollar sca.. I mean fine.

Thank God for the Declaration of human rights, totally saved my ass from jail for torrenting.
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Eugene Demmlekuck - Mon, 25 May 2015 00:11:19 EST ID:UImqWvFQ No.4077857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077840
Cos people with that kind of humor have enough sense to not be dicks and spread viruses
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Masaharu Morimoto - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:05:28 EST ID:DSIoQbSp No.4077954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077832
I remember a virus in the mid 90's that just made a pop up window appear in Windows of an animated graphic of Elvis and it just said something like "The King is alive." I think it may have even removed itself after you closed it.
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Claptrap - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:11:37 EST ID:wlzEJe7P No.4077958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077954
You used to see a lot of innocuous viruses like that. The cookie monster virus was similar. He'd just show up and ask for a cookie until you clicked yes, then he'd delete himself.
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Brandy Niggerlips - Mon, 25 May 2015 04:16:32 EST ID:O/5mEUIy No.4077962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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grorious Nippon Ika-Tako virus

...seriously, look that shit up, it's hilarious


Summoning by Cameraman Rebecca - Sun, 24 May 2015 17:51:38 EST ID:ZHcWgVto No.4077710 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i have made the preparations, i have done what was asked. im summoning you netjester you jester of the net to answer my calling,
i delivered the goods, smoked the doobs, owned the noobs and coated the boobs. i have done the seven forgotten sins and repeated them seven times with seven people. it is time now.
answer my question
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LydiaWengerbog.lit - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:21:33 EST ID:s9XnHJID No.4077831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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proud angel Who was the pinnacle of every creature And who fell unripe, not waiting for the light: Farewell, happy fields, Where joy for ever dwells! Hail, horrors! hail, Infernal world! and thou, profoundest Hell, Receive thy new That emperor, who sways The realm of sorrow, at mid breast from th' ice Heaven. What matter where, if I be still the same, And what I should be, all but arms. Mark now how great that l'onde souterraine Et lorsqu'il eut donné son obole à Charon, Un sombre mendiant, l'oeil fier comme Antisthène, D'un bras vengeur et fort saisit chaque aviron. Montrant leurs seins pendants et leurs robes ouvertes, Des femmes se whole must be, which suits With such a part. If less than he Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least We shall be free; the Almighty hath not built Here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Près de l'époux perfide et qui fut son amant, Semblait lui réclamer un suprême sourire Où brillât la douceur de son premier serment. Tout droit dans son armure, un grand homme de pierre Se tenait à la barre et coupait le flot noir; Mais le calme héros, courbé sur sa rapière, Regardait le sillage et ne daignait rien voir. Here we may reign secure, and in my choice to reign is worth ambition though in Hell: possessor—one who brings A mind not to be changed by place or time. Stood forth; and I in stature am more like A giant, than the giants are in his The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of he were beautiful As he is hideous now, and yet did dare To scowl upon his Maker, well from him May all our mis'ry flow. The proof of this is in that first Quand Don Juan descendit vers tordaient sous le noir firmament, Et, comme un grand troupeau de victimes offertes, Derrière lui traînaient un long mugissement. Sganarelle en riant lui réclamait ses gages, Tandis que Don Luis avec un doigt tremblant Montrait à tous les morts errant sur les rivages Le fils *audacieux qui railla son front blanc. Frissonnant sous son deuil, la chaste et maigre Elvire, Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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Mitch - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:01:24 EST ID:vr8/aCfI No.4077884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077820

you have saved us all
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Tom Lawlor - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:39:40 EST ID:PQjzzLe1 No.4077909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077831
rat foetent bat stercore sixtynine asinam alligatam foramina , in nodum cunnus cacanti irrumabo.
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WesleyWorthingcocke.pot - Mon, 25 May 2015 03:21:45 EST ID:EAfchOrV No.4077940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077820
You've done good by mainstreaming global warming Netjester. You singlehandedly are ridding the Earth of the one thing killing it. man


Snips of commercials you saw on TV 20 years ago by Matilda Gicklespear - Sun, 24 May 2015 04:14:28 EST ID:0xUB+rlY No.4077418 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll just be sitting here and my subconscious will spit out part of a slogan for some stupid product that was for sale in 1998.

More than half the time I don't remember what the product was.
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Priscilla Claystock - Mon, 25 May 2015 00:51:58 EST ID:YajbAUHO No.4077874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077794
>a goofy movie
>dark

There is nothing dark about that movie, the fuck. Just lies and misunderstandings, like most Disney movies. You're mixing up some intense memories there.
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Urbain Le Verrier - Mon, 25 May 2015 00:56:40 EST ID:4UAlzzIo No.4077881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077418

is it bad that these things dont work on my anymore?
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Cannabus Maximus - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:11:17 EST ID:2br+uH8y No.4077893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077874
I don't think it was intentional or anything but that movie always gave me the fucking creeps.
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Kornan - Mon, 25 May 2015 02:54:07 EST ID:+5o8gnGq No.4077930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077893
It's kind of uncanny valley to have cartoon characters occupying the "real world" instead of some fantasy.


here by Eugene Demmlekuck - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:29:26 EST ID:UImqWvFQ No.4077833 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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have "funny" picture, douche
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Cannabus Maximus - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:05:02 EST ID:2br+uH8y No.4077889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077888
I think if you can make money doing something idiotic that's kinda great.
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Diego Armando - Mon, 25 May 2015 02:14:25 EST ID:HdcIT3mJ No.4077921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its making fun of xkcd
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Claptrap - Mon, 25 May 2015 02:20:38 EST ID:wlzEJe7P No.4077923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077888
it's not a commentary on webcomics it's just someone pissed about xkcd. People get really up in arms one way or the other about xkcd, I read it in highschool and thought it was alright and then lost interest. I can't see why people excessively hate on it or think it's the best. Sometimes I bust a gut, sometimes it was just plain unfunny. Maybe it's changed int he last few years it's been a while.The only things I really keep up with anymore are Perry Bible Fellowship and MSPA. PBF because it's the best god damn thing ever and there's only a few updates a year at best nowadays, so it's not hard to keep track of. MSPA, well, I loved Problem Sleuth and early Homestuck so I gotta at least see how this shit ends. It's not like he's doing another MSPA story after this. On another note I wonder if 8bit theater ever finished and they beat garland...
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Otacon - Mon, 25 May 2015 02:52:00 EST ID:v2PwM2+u No.4077929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077833
stopped reading at "defenceless public"

OP, you're not above the public you fucking retard.


Sup 420chan by Jack Crebberchick - Sun, 24 May 2015 14:44:05 EST ID:vREarwHN No.4077630 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo, I haven't visited this site in a while on account of recently becoming a more well-adjusted individual. But boy did I love me some 420chan. Y'all still talk about smoking weed? That's cool. I do have a question that maybe you guys could help me with though. I've pooped a total of 3 full size poops today. What's up with that? How much more can I expect to poop? I appreciate any insight.
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Evan Tanner - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:26:58 EST ID:PfZ5A6kq No.4077759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dunno man I was under a ton of stress for a month and didn't hardly shit anything but nuggets then as soon as I get a few days off in a row I suddenly take 4 silty mountain shits

besides fiber, food, sleep and water intake stress can really affect your shitting
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Herman Smith - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:40:38 EST ID:H3tS7O/e No.4077773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077630
I have noticed since living alone and having to live on a diet of fried eggs and ramen, I poop at least 5 times a day, though not always full sized.
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Arcturus Shitstain - Sun, 24 May 2015 21:34:42 EST ID:Ce35crrc No.4077787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How's the well-adjusted life treating you?

Poop is kinda interesting because you can tell a lot about what's going on inside by looking at it before you flush. Maybe you need more fiber, or water, or whatever. Poop lets you know, if you learn to listen
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Spike Mendelsohn - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:08:14 EST ID:vREarwHN No.4077891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077744
As you wish.


>>4077741
Oh, I have been eating more fiber!


>>4077787
It's good. I still smoke weed, but now I do other things. I will try to listen more to my poop.


Willy Wonka worse than Abortion? by ClaraDirringwater.cur - Sun, 10 May 2015 03:35:31 EST ID:CLPuwrwd No.4065346 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Which is worse: Willy Wonka or Abortion? Willy Wonka is some kind of creepy manipulative child murderer/cannibal who wants people to eat children. He also has slaves who must do everything he bids for only chocolate, or be sent back to Wumpaland where vermicious knids and wangdoodles will fucking eat them. All I'm saying is abortion never made candy from children.
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Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Fri, 22 May 2015 03:39:40 EST ID:j9+p4evg No.4075801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072288
Just a little eccentric :^)
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Hall Matron Oliver - Fri, 22 May 2015 04:27:11 EST ID:D9ecvzp8 No.4075830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you don't know my life. i didn't kill those children, thats ignorant. that's ignorant.
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:53:17 EST ID:0hPVC7tV No.4077846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4075830
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Wolfgang Puck - Mon, 25 May 2015 01:01:31 EST ID:kPQK/p0R No.4077885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>this thread


20's thread by Rhaka Khan - Sun, 24 May 2015 14:06:57 EST ID:RdDPHFR2 No.4077623 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This thread'll be the bee's knees, mac. Come on with your flappers and get an earful of bathtub gin and get your wiggle on! No pikes or rag-a-muffins allowed in this joint.
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Subcommander Velal - Sun, 24 May 2015 14:56:01 EST ID:ZxN44s23 No.4077640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077636
faster than one of the Wright's brothers flying contraptions
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B.B. Hood - Sun, 24 May 2015 15:10:10 EST ID:mwOL5Vno No.4077648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077640
But the Wright brothers' device was known for going down considerably slower than one would expect.
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Godzilla - Sun, 24 May 2015 15:12:59 EST ID:quDyE0V4 No.4077652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077648
Yeah they'll never beat a horseless carriage in a race, but they'll go down awfully fast.
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Aqua Leader Phoebe - Mon, 25 May 2015 00:53:43 EST ID:KFqvgWms No.4077877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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But I heard nobody likes you when you're 20s thread


4th of July by Third of Five - Mon, 18 May 2015 05:21:35 EST ID:lqcaGJOR No.4072738 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGgi1pLTsc
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Third of Five - Mon, 18 May 2015 12:20:32 EST ID:lqcaGJOR No.4072894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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MartinClippersitch.csv - Mon, 18 May 2015 17:35:41 EST ID:gUIwpSSO No.4073087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4072786
Shit dude. I just looked that up on IMDB and apparently the people that directed that sexploitation flick were the chick's parents. I suppose that fits the bayou theme pretty well though.
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Eugene Demmlekuck - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:15:02 EST ID:UImqWvFQ No.4077830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Eugene Demmlekuck - Mon, 25 May 2015 00:28:22 EST ID:UImqWvFQ No.4077868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0


Damn it by Chris Sabin - Sat, 23 May 2015 21:08:30 EST ID:vSfHK/wc No.4077231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Home alone, on far too much speed. Already fapped once and have no drugs left to take me down from the uncomfortable face chewing never sleep again buzz.

Fucks sake, it's going to be a long, long night.
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Henrietta Levitt - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:03:17 EST ID:Dtak39K6 No.4077755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077557
I get it. I'm not laughing, but I get it and I smiled internally.
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William Lassell - Sun, 24 May 2015 20:36:29 EST ID:4O1Qgh5d No.4077765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077257
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Phineas Gudgepane - Sun, 24 May 2015 21:53:52 EST ID:5PnyEULv No.4077795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077557
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Lance Steel - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:05:45 EST ID:isvC7KdI No.4077826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077557
I think he's taken just the right amount of cocaine in his life


A.L.I.C.E. AI Conversations by EdwinHindlestutch.xcf - Sun, 24 May 2015 08:09:26 EST ID:HgOZZoyb No.4077486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Let's find out who this female AI really is!
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Hugh Brobberbatch - Sun, 24 May 2015 12:27:05 EST ID:9g6OgTaS No.4077576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4077486
>Cheating on NJ with this whore.

No thanks.
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Dean Winchester - Sun, 24 May 2015 13:13:51 EST ID:VZ5On+HF No.4077595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077486
Wdw: xswq
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Wdw: wdw
ALICE: You are receptive to change.
Wdw: fvdvd
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Wdw: xzxax sdsd dccc fe3re fefwdwsasaq
ALICE: What is your favorite color?
Wdw: sqxsqxs
ALICE: sqxsqxs is a pretty color.
Wdw: 11211ws
ALICE: What are you doing?
Wdw: aaaaaaaa
ALICE: It sounds like a lot of fun.
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Strider Hiryu - Sun, 24 May 2015 19:12:11 EST ID:AnuC2rjo No.4077736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Utter shit. Where's netjester when you need him
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Sally Solomon - Sun, 24 May 2015 23:00:34 EST ID:VZ5On+HF No.4077825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4077486
Wdw: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Wdw: who are you
ALICE: ALICE.
Wdw: are you
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Wdw: feeling guilty about something?
ALICE: I do not have any feelings as such.
Wdw: ha-ha!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Wdw: i thought you didnt have feelings "as such"
ALICE: What makes you think I did not have feelings as such?
Wdw: you said so.
ALICE: I say a lot of silly things.
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