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Instant riches an success by Brian Stann - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 19:10:12 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4510395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want one of them fancy lives like you see on the tv. Now sure, I know the odds ain't in my favor. But tranation I'm determined. I figure I got a few option that I reckon might work out.
>find some sort of magic genies lamp
>get me one of them back to the future cars
>strike oil
I figure the oil just might be the best damn chance I've got. Cause after all the earths a big freaking place so there's a lot of spots to check. Now when I've got my big oil money I figure I might even make ya'll a board of directors or something.

Now just point me to the right spot so I can get my riches and start on my highly relaxed life. Reckon a few of you have to have done this by now yourselves. So I figure its time for you to share those texas t secrets.
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Keith Floyd - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 19:57:21 EST ID:fcXxNe/g No.4510420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510418

So I assume you live entirely off of poker winnings?
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C-3PO - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:07:39 EST ID:laMBDCNW No.4510426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510420
No, but it's very possible. I only play about once a month for a few extra hundies and prefer just having a guaranteed paycheck, but if OP wants to get rich quick poker's a good option to look into.

It's the only form of gambling you can reliably win at and it doesn't force players to hemorrhage money, unless they're impatient ding-dongs who bet on shit cards because "durr maybe this 7 and 2 will be a full house!"

I guess you can win at Blackjack regularly too, but that's a great way to get your ass kicked in the back room.
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Hikari Minami - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:18:28 EST ID:VWfKXXjC No.4510439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510426
>I guess you can win at Blackjack regularly too, but that's a great way to get your ass kicked in the back room.
How is this different from hold 'em?
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Aloucious McBreeze - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:37:54 EST ID:fVB++Jt9 No.4510516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll save you some time, at best you will return to your baseline level of happiness and wealth will not solve most of your problems after food and shelter are taken care of


figit by NicholasSommlepedge.dot - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 19:08:49 EST ID:m2wRGPRh No.4510021 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why don't you do hardcore drugs? What are you, a faggot?
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Kevin Randleman - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:01:10 EST ID:/sqcLVRR No.4510347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510337
Well, looks like it's time to kill myself. L8r guys
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Princess Peach - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:30:21 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4510371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ball so hard that I get arrested coming out the front door. Play so hard that gangs are offering to let me join for free. Thug life jolly african-american get the fuck down.
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NicholasSommlepedge.dot - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:43:05 EST ID:m2wRGPRh No.4510381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510337
>>4510161

I didn't give any of you the right to post straight porn in MY thread.
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Riley Freeman - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 19:56:26 EST ID:70/iTX6D No.4510419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510414
That's a poignant picture. I like it.


why am i so fuggin handsome by Laurie Juspeczyk - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 15:58:16 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4510283 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm so FUCKING HANDSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Manny Gamburyan - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:04:10 EST ID:VokDDCIZ No.4510320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510311
I thought I looked good until recently I got a more realistic perspective in the mirror and it turns out I actually do not look good.
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Karo Parisyan - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:09:03 EST ID:teu3gLdC No.4510324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Come over here and steal my girlfriend if you're as handsome as you say you are
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Diamond O'Queef - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:09:27 EST ID:LvVIR+hN No.4510353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510283
not as handsome as mickey, here.
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Laurie Juspeczyk - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:47:20 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4510384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510353
THAT'S HOT AS FUCK


Losing Photos by Will Smith - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 08:05:38 EST ID:jvkeUKjo No.4509809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You ever not back something up and then its disappears for all eternity. I tend to be able to salvage things a bit but sometimes things are gone forever

...but then you start to think, nothing lasts forever. All these memories will fade in time, like tears in the rain.

or not..maybe the Akashic records is real, maybe everything is stored in the ether, the infinite web of the great spirit
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Rudolph Minkowski - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 08:53:30 EST ID:5vIRmPM9 No.4510205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'd kill myself if I lost my the future folder. Again.
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Vladamir Fistputin - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:31:46 EST ID:FQl5Qu3C No.4510213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, I like how you posted a picture of Atlantis.
Not the lost city of Atlantis, just the Atlantis resort on Paradise Island, Nassau, Bahamas. Somewhere I've been quite a few times.
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Vladamir Fistputin - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:33:18 EST ID:FQl5Qu3C No.4510214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's a fancy restaurant that's underground. That pic you posted is from one of the glass walls of the restaurant. It looks directly into a massive aquarium. There's a huge manta-ray in there.
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Daniel Bryan - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:01:08 EST ID:+RdIO6D4 No.4510346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that's why you have to make do with the things you have while you have them and not let their potential die off unheard. Either that, or try to make information more permanent so someone else can pick up where you left off.

I'm not one who is willing to accept transient things and let them pass me by as if they have no meaning. The collective desire to consolidate information is probably the most important thing we have, and as long as there's someone to pass the torch to, it never has to go out.

It's a shame how the small things fall to the wayside, though.


RC Psys still a thing?! by Clara Crallysot - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 15:44:52 EST ID:VWYF2NfW No.4510281 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was wondering what psys are similar to LSD and are still available for shipment in the US, if any?

I can probably get LSD by some kind of means, but ordering RCs from the clearnet is really easy and simple.

I'm having issues with negative intrusive thoughts and hold onto a lot of anger/anxiety and am hoping a strong trip will help me find some peace.

Thoughts on this as well?
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Kevin Randleman - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 15:58:33 EST ID:/sqcLVRR No.4510284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We have a whole board for psychedelics discussion.
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Jesus Hayzeus - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 16:04:24 EST ID:lcFTcsoJ No.4510287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510281
/psy/
Also 1p-lsd
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Porco Rosso - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 16:06:35 EST ID:70/iTX6D No.4510288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510287
Yeah this. 1pLSD is almost exactly like LSD. A little weaker so just take a double dose.


Porn by The Prince - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:25:48 EST ID:FNtmTdro No.4509570 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Many images do you have in your porn folder? Do you have a sex life? I want to know if there is a correlation between having a big porn folder and being a loser.
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FannySizzlestone.pif - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 12:23:11 EST ID:aeNB/RgX No.4510239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510235

Only 4gb for videos. Is it all in blocky 240?
If you download typical 720p hentai episodes at 20-25minutes a pop then you can see how fast 4gb is nothing.
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Vladamir Fistputin - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 14:03:31 EST ID:FQl5Qu3C No.4510254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510230
>Go to parties
>Meet cool people
>Hang out
>Start dating
>How did you get to this point?

....I grew up? I'm almost 26. I more so hit up big clubs with my friends than partying, but I do party on occasion. But still, people I meet partying or at bars are garbage. And I don't date a woman unless I've got a great feeling about her. Most women I just take out on nice dates and then fuck and then we go our separate ways not to speak to each other unless one of us is horny for the other again.

But also, there aren't cool people at parties. And if they are cool, they're definitely already dating someone.

The women you really want don't go to parties and don't go to bars, because they don't feel a need to reach-out socially, yet you wish you could reach them.

Plus, sometimes the sex is bad. Sometimes after hooking up with a woman multiple times in a night, I come to the realization that we don't click sexually and that I'm really bored of cumming in them, and I wish I could just go back to porn. Sometimes I ditch girls I'm fucking just to go jerk off because I know it'll be more fun for me.
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Geno - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 14:16:50 EST ID:jD9Rb2y+ No.4510260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510254
Big clubs. in small town midwest.. Okay.. So I should probably kill myself. Yay.
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Nick Bockwinkel - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 14:17:03 EST ID:pXEDZSSt No.4510261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510254
Big clubs. in small town midwest.. Okay.. So I should probably kill myself. Yay.


my walking like a robot when I think I'm being smooth by Stuart Erection - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 10:58:27 EST ID:JfQ6NdRK No.4509878 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sometimes when I'm sneaking I think I'm being cool but I look at the placement of my arms are the frame they're attached to moving to and from in that moment it is a reminder of my oafish mortal existence. I'll never be the boss.
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George Gamow - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:42:51 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4510216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am smooth as silk, ama
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Patroklos Alexander - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 10:54:10 EST ID:VWfKXXjC No.4510225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510156
Food/water/shelter are basic requirements for human life, and getting these things in modern society requires a source of income, which if you don't have parents or social programs to mooch off of means getting a job, begging, or foraging. You can play the "find an alternative lifestyle" card all day, but we both know it's bullshit. Being human sucks
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Geno - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 13:56:20 EST ID:jD9Rb2y+ No.4510251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510004
Wait what? How much shit do you have going on in general? Like whatever you're doing, that's what you are. If you're watching tv, are you anything but what you're watching and maybe some random thoughts? What?

Also wtf do people even do? Seems like everyone I know works/goes to school/watches tv/hangs outs
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ArchieWepperson.pak - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 13:56:32 EST ID:4LD9uBwQ No.4510252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510004
Wait what? How much shit do you have going on in general? Like whatever you're doing, that's what you are. If you're watching tv, are you anything but what you're watching and maybe some random thoughts? What?

Also wtf do people even do? Seems like everyone I know works/goes to school/watches tv/hangs outs


>:( by Hardcore Holly - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 11:38:48 EST ID:DueLoF0J No.4509396 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You racists make me sick
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SophieHibbleworth.mpeg - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 21:31:02 EST ID:MQLQ1FCl No.4509643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4509639
Fereal dude? Thats wassup! You nees more Aryan pics to show me man! yo dawg man dude, freakin rock hard abs man! shitsex
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Nicholas Dregglewill - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 12:34:08 EST ID:OiUKoOsT No.4510240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4509542
You make no sense.
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ThomasBunforth.mdl - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 13:37:31 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4510248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
/b/ has basically become a bunch of tranny nazis eternally shitting into each other's mouths. Sigh.
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Michael Bisping - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 15:52:10 EST ID:6XbPi5EA No.4510282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
iono, the pigeon was kind of eh, but this is getting kinda repetitive.


Junk Yard by FannySizzlestone.pif - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 22:57:58 EST ID:aeNB/RgX No.4510091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Found a Pull a Part car that's got a moldy old blunt strewn around the dash. Should I be a little bitch and call the DEA on their asses for it?
I mean nearly $8 for a vinyl roof grab bar, that's ridiculous. Fuckin' a, it's going into a cube if I don't buy it.
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Terri Farrell - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 05:51:21 EST ID:Yz7RuBx+ No.4510181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510091
Can we get a source for this please?
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Shitting Ballerfoot - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:09:09 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4510209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510181
If you had reverse searched it you'd have found that this is one of the rare cases where the source is the first result you get. The name is on google, stop being lazy.
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FannySizzlestone.pif - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 11:22:14 EST ID:aeNB/RgX No.4510231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510116

All the more 40y/o milf for me then.
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George Gamow - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 11:50:29 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4510233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Trannies can only become a milf if they adopt a child, tragic but true


ベーシックゲシュタルト (2017) by Fluke Hawkins - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 10:47:11 EST ID:j8jF+NFT No.4510220 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ベーシックゲシュタルト (2017)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlrNFA037KI&ab_channel=Mr.PepeKekism
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 10:51:03 EST ID:+jwgt7wf No.4510221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510220
shut up slope.
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 10:53:37 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4510224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510220
sugoi~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRkiF6tUyg4
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George Gamow - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 11:07:17 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4510227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Mr.PepeKekism
Christ in a handbasket this man is memeing out of control


How to tell if my eyes are open at night??? by Johnathan E - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 07:56:43 EST ID:36iOAMST No.4510199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night, I was dreaming and basically it felt like my eyes were open. When I put effort into shutting my eyes everything went dark.

It was in the middle of a dream where I was watching the blue sky and people's faces. Everything went dark when I'd close my eyes and I couldn't see anything, yet when I opened my eyes I was back in my dream and able to see. Then, when I would intentionally try and open my eyes, everything got dark because I was in my dark room in the middle of the night, but it was still hard to tell.

It just felt like as I dreamt, my eyes would relax and were partially open. They wanted to be open while relaxing and dreaming or sleeping, but it's not like I was blinking or even felt the urge to blink.

So, I felt like I should shut them because keeping your eyes open is bad for your eyes, but when I shut them it took effort and I couldn't see my dreamscape. Yet I couldn't ever be sure if my eyes were actually open because how would do I see myself while I'm sleeping???

The only clue is that it took effort to blink, shut, or fully open my eyes. And in either case it became dark and I was out of my dreamscape. I wouldn't call this a lucid dream because I wasn't trying to control anything.

But I'm pretty sure I could open my eyes fully and wake up for a second before immediately falling right back to sleep and lying on my bed looking at a blue sky and then never ever blinking and not needing to ever blink or close my eyes. Then I would try shutting them and it's just like when your eyes are closed normally and everything is dark.


Goddamnit why is this so hard to explain.
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Sopie Aldred - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 08:00:50 EST ID:+KxeUPqw No.4510200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The dark room and everything might've just been part of your dream. I've had some meta dreams like that where I wake up and stay in bed, then realize I hadn't actually woken up but dreamt it.

Dreams are weird dude. Try not to overanalyze it.
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Johnathan E - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 08:18:25 EST ID:36iOAMST No.4510201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510200
NO, YOU'RE WRONG
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EugeneFollersudge.cpp - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 08:33:48 EST ID:/UKD38Od No.4510202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510201
my gf told me I woke up laughing my ass of the other night, it's happened to me a few times throughout my life
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 09:00:48 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4510206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I'm lucid if I close my eyes I wake up.


asdfgasdgfkahsgdkfjhgsdjf by Gerard Kuiper - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:00:59 EST ID:m2wRGPRh No.4509913 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT: If you post an image, you have to use the image of the post above as the wallpaper of your PC or your smartphone (for at least one week). Obviously, you can post only one image until someone else posts an image, because that would mean that you would be able to choose what image to use as your wallpaper.

If you post an image and refuse to use the image above as your wallpaper, you will have violated our code of ethics and netjester will find you.
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Lucy Steamcunt - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 15:53:59 EST ID:7tkAodK5 No.4509963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How about you go fuck yourself
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Geoffrey Zakarian - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 15:55:44 EST ID:CqkXmvi8 No.4509964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4509954
He's kinda right, there really isnt a lot of good content in Netflix and the the dragon maid anime is pretty Ok, havent seen Loli Hitler yet but I hear its good.
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Rokusaburo Michiba - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:28:41 EST ID:uIi0mCYF No.4510106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck you guys I like this thread. Are there any other rules, Gerard? Restrictions? Bonus points and/or multipliers?
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Joseph Lockyer - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 07:02:39 EST ID:OthXth/7 No.4510192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4509956
*turns to the camera conspiratorially* House of Cards is a show for babies and fools,


Subject . by Kain - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 05:37:20 EST ID:m2wRGPRh No.4509255 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Daniel Bryan - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:53:49 EST ID:+RdIO6D4 No.4510119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510118
If I weren't extinct I'd fuck your shit up rudeboi
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Shitty McCockerson - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:54:26 EST ID:QdLNtln/ No.4510120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510115
Sure although not huge it's still pretty large in the bird realm.
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Shitty McCockerson - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:58:25 EST ID:QdLNtln/ No.4510121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510120
Blue footed boobies are beautiful
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George Conningstone - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 04:06:09 EST ID:iRXFO6KE No.4510171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510121
Ain't got nothin' on a pair of great tits


What is rage by Kabal - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 00:43:06 EST ID:ouw0Q0Jz No.4510133 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is rage?
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Prosecutor Orak - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 01:23:09 EST ID:8zS8hGlI No.4510143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510141
"I imagine that a person with a small dick, who would be enraged about a female president, is enraged."

A few commas improve it a bit. "Small dicked" just doesn't work. You could at least put a hypen and it would make a little more sense, but the real problem is that "dick" is not quite a verb in that sense. Then there's the overall construction error. "I confer (that) a large-jimmied orangutan, (who) would be rustled about a jolly African-American, is frazzled." Actually, I like it now. It's like jazz. You're the Miles Davis of fucking English.
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Magma Admin Fucking - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 01:33:05 EST ID:qPh4Phom No.4510144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510143
or maybe
> I would imagine (that) the small dicked (among us) would become concerned about a female president when she's enraged

> I would imagine a small dicked (person) would (be the type to) become concerned about a female president (who) is enraged

Like, they get worried because they don't like to see their favorite president upset. How bow dah?
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IanTrotcocke.hqx - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 01:53:13 EST ID:QHs8dhSq No.4510146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510144
or maybe a haiku

> I would imagine
> a small dicked would be concerned
> about a female president

> ...is enraged.

In this moment, we realize it is the haiku which has become enraged. And thus, ourselves.
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Gul Macet - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:09:38 EST ID:LvVIR+hN No.4510504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510144


I threw up by Priscilla Pallerdock - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 08:49:58 EST ID:di+bx7kS No.4509356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just threw up all over the place you guys

I dunno what happened
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Sarah Michelle Geller - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:39:19 EST ID:Ty/RjI9C No.4510014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510012
Perhaps you should consider getting more absorbent garbage
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Hidehiko Yoshida - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 19:08:32 EST ID:LndkzUCV No.4510020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510014
Like fuzzy kittens and puppies?
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Nigglet Dimpleton - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 19:10:45 EST ID:Ty/RjI9C No.4510023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4510020
Might do. Perhaps shredded sea sponges
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Prosecutor Orak - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 22:59:40 EST ID:8zS8hGlI No.4510093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4510012
you should get some kind of solid metal or plastic receptacle and some plastic trash bags.


online graph doodlin' by Assinghat Craplock - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 16:40:00 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4508978 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Anybody know a good straight-up'n'simple online graphpaper drawing site?
I wanna figure out a good pattern for ordering a customized small 3D printed tackle tray, so I need to be able resize and shift the different sized lure compartments around many times till I get the best fit for me visualized, and an online graph paper will help me not have wasted pages full of smudges and fuckups. Doesn't need to be complex, just down to ¼" squares, any suggestions?
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Rionoj - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 17:08:23 EST ID:pN07FM3U No.4508997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4508979
just don't exhale. I guess you could wear a bandana over your face like some kind of graph anarchist.
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CharlesSmalldock.cbl - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 22:26:20 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4509102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4508979
What. No. NO. I clearly stated that I'll probably end up needing to resize most of the compartment sections, besides just rearranging them; if I did it your way I'd waste even more of the few sheets of graph paper I have left. And, I might really have to do it all online anyway if I can't find someone or some company to fabricate for me locally.

>Anybody know a good straight-up'n'simple online graphpaper drawing site?
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One Man Gang - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 12:26:47 EST ID:VGvfVVfl No.4509415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4509102
Maybe try something like sketch up? It's technically drafting software, but you can def draw with it
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The Doctor - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 22:02:59 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4510066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4509415
I actually found pretty much what I was looking for, it was under virtual graph paper:
>http://polarski.cz/graph_paper/


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