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Do any of you guys ever just want to get swept off your feet? by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:37:03 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797172 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I mean, seriously, have you ever wanted another man to sweep you off your feet? This isn't a gay thing. I'm not talking about sex at all. I'm talking about do you ever wish another man would come into your life and take you away from everything? Maybe take you to a Peter Pan island and just show you a good time?
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Lt. Joseph Carey - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:11:49 EST ID:q6pKKg+l No.3797425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797172
I think you should sit down......I'm going to refer you to a shrink.
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Lt. Joseph Carey - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 04:04:44 EST ID:q6pKKg+l No.3797518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797172
We must wait on the results but.....it's a 66% you are.....
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Lt. Joseph Carey - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 04:05:54 EST ID:q6pKKg+l No.3797521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797172
Yep.
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Max Power - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 04:06:56 EST ID:fuZEKGAj No.3797524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is what Thomas Wibblefuck spends his Saturday night doing. I'm both impressed and disappoint.


Zelda by Lord Lucien - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:07:16 EST ID:1Oo6Zvyt No.3797238 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you think Link is supplied with weed through every town he visits across his journey? He's risking his life for Hyrule so it would be a nice gesture/offering. Not even as something for relaxation but for meditation and introspection as a Hero, like some kind of old ancient custom for whatever they see weed as in the games. Like therapy for his trials almost.

I just remember that last time i played Ocarina of Time i was baked for most of it and had a really good time.
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AlbertChiffingcocke.cfml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:48:48 EST ID:d5Imn5cj No.3797365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The old man in the cave on the east side of death mountain gives link his prescription and asks him to pick up his medication but you get that red potion for yourself, didn't you?
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Nanpart Malor - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:42:25 EST ID:WCf9GYO9 No.3797485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797365
That's how the clown in Dark Seed dies. Fucking protagonists, mang.
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Hannah Hasslestone - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:45:58 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3797493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797345

do people really get their buttholes pierced?
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Nanpart Malor - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 04:00:05 EST ID:WCf9GYO9 No.3797508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797493
After Googling, yes, apparently.
Damn, I always thought that was just a thing in Horny Biker Slut comics.
Someone stole The Slut With No Name's mother's ring she was wearing in her nipple when the tattoo shop she was getting pierced at was robbed. She would have kicked their asses but she had a fat girl sitting on her face at the time.
By the time she found the ring some bimbo was wearing it in her asshole, so SWNN ripped it out with her teeth.


IAMA hated/loved on 420chan AMA by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:37:32 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797476 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey whats up guys. We've shared some laughs, and a few tears. We've laughed at the mods and even come up with some cool ideas about how to truly love each other.

AMAA!
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Rock Howard - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:42:18 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3797484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797479
AMMAMMA
ASK MY MUM ABOUT MY MYSTICAL MUMMIFIED ANUS
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Karl Anderson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:44:17 EST ID:DuaSSleH No.3797489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
/mma/
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Benedict Cumberbatch - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:53:39 EST ID:IMgWhrTx No.3797504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797479
far as my googling has revealed, AMAA is Ask Me Almost Anything

IAMA stand for I Am A

its circlejerk slang and op can geeeeeed oouuttt
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Rose Gray - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 04:01:12 EST ID:Vs7vNXz4 No.3797509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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nb gtfo idgaf


asdf by Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:08:10 EST ID:4CzrKrVS No.3797413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hiffwe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ0i2FUKujg
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Buck Bumble - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:24:39 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3797451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>hiffwe and bizarre electronic music thread

because why the fuck not
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Karl Anderson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:28:40 EST ID:DuaSSleH No.3797455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:36:47 EST ID:4CzrKrVS No.3797473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://soundcloud.com/grouchnz/sad-smoocrastinator

°¿°
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MatildaSondlefuck.sgml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:39:20 EST ID:idpE5b/B No.3797480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797450
mighty? I'd call it patchy.


Best insults and/or comebacks you've ever used in a violent situation by Frederick Cruttingsuck - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 18:10:28 EST ID:TndTWjp3 No.3795266 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Tell me what happened and what you said during a heated moment that you think is your best comeback.

One time I had this friend who stole another guys bong, I didn't like this guy at all because he just acted so hostile to me for no reason whatsoever. He and other friends of his I knew because we belonged to the same clique in high school, acted nice and stole my money after promising to help me get weed. They did get the weed and I was with them of course. But motherfucks stopped at the gas station and when I stepped inside to get cigs thèy drove off.
So my friend and I stole the 300$ bong they left at a mutual friends house. I'm not a complete dick so I brought it back or was going to until they showed up, kicking my dog twice when they waited outside, I grabbed a 20 gauge and shouted to the two couples present, the men, one missing a hand and the other fat, "you touch my dog again and I'll blow your head off here and fuckin now, you and that ugly motgerfucker next to you and I ain't talking about the sideshow freakshow on your left or hepatitis C queen McGee on his, I'm talking about the cunt faced cum stained bitch next to you."

They left.



Tl;dr

"touch my dog again and I'll blow your head off here and fuckin now, you and that ugly motgerfucker next to you and I ain't talking about the sideshow freakshow on your left or hepatitis C queen McGee on his, I'm talking about the cunt faced cum stained bitch next to you."
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Mark Hominick - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 00:02:37 EST ID:4fXjAq3p No.3797012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3796962
seriously, what a hepatitis C Queen McGee
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Hannah Hasslestone - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:41:13 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3797182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3796962

how does it work? Is there some sort of approval process? Should I start writing a grant proposal?
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William Friedkin - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:19:05 EST ID:F7rXH+Lo No.3797442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
got in to a fist fight with a guy who had a legit retard for a sister and fairly fat. actually had like 3 inches and around 30 pounds on me. got him on ground and gave him a good head butt that caused my head to bleed from hitting his teeth but he was crying like a bitch from it. our mutual friends broke it up and as he was going to to his car crying calling me a dirt bag i said "he anon i think i know what happened to your sisters missing chromosome. ya ate it." i know it doesnt really work but every one fucking laughed thier ass of when i said it. she died like 2 years later too
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Cait Sith - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:38:24 EST ID:uh9OgW0Z No.3797478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797442
>"he anon i think i know what happened to your sisters missing chromosome. ya ate it.", harsh, but to the winner go the spoils.

I had a good punch on with a friend of a friend. We were at an afterparty, a lot of coke had be going around by this time, one of my friends, whom I used to have a thing going with, bit of casual sex, nothing serious. Anyway she'd bought her new 'friend', nice guy too, we'd got along as it turns out we're the same race (few and far between here). Anyway, after we all had a few lines I'd provided, she started going on about some shit, which I laughed at, she didn't find it so funny. She arks up, I tell her to go sort her shit out because she's ruining my buzz. next thing, this motherfucker's up in my face, I tried to calm his shit, but of course, he's 'bigger' and a sickcunt, starts yelling about how tough he is and he's a kickboxer and knows bikies (Bikers for y'all Muricans). At this point I just grabbed a vase next to me ad belted him over the head with it, he dropped to one knee and I soccer kicked his head, lights out buddy. I looked at her, stunned look on her face, "not so tough now is he".

He apologized the next day on Facebook, for being a fuckwit in my house, I wasn't heavy.


I've picked up a LOT of fans on this site, and just a few haters... by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:19:08 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797443 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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And I want to share my secrets for success when it comes to making a living in show business. When it comes to Hollywood relationships are everything. You are a salesmen and you're selling yourself. Great! So the first thing you want to do is go sign up for some improv classes at Improv Olympic, Groundlings, or UCB. Do this for a few years. You'll need to increase your skills, but during this time you'll be meeting all kinds of people! Great! At this point you need to get a regular show at one of these comedy theaters. Hey, its been two years, you've got skills! Next, write a screenplay, and start filming the sketches you've written.

More to come...
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Katt Monroe - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:21:37 EST ID:sgi6+PQ9 No.3797447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797446
mm hmm you right based god
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Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:22:15 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797446

No not at all. This is not the future
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Ivan Koloff - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:26:32 EST ID:7ImZwWVQ No.3797453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to bread OP.
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Chessman - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:37:46 EST ID:j+qBV2o8 No.3797477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797449
oh god are you just some kind of super meta troll?


all of your posts are throwing me off hard


I keep getting letters from Comcast saying that I am downloading copyrighted material by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:13:01 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797428 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The truth is I never download anything illegally. I keep an open wifi network for the kids in the neighborhood to use on hot days when they are loafing around in the shade. I have no idea what people do on my network and I don't care. I've been a network engineer for the past 30 years and I feel its my right to offer free and open access to the internet to anyone.
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Diego Nunes - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:31:06 EST ID:l0lCA4MP No.3797461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797430
>>3797431
>>3797433

Jews/poor people.
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El Oriental - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:33:22 EST ID:LOziwfGc No.3797465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797431
I count 6 now. It really only takes 1 guy to hijack the entire front page? We're so fucked. Can we wipe the slate and start with fresh mods?
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Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:34:52 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797461

Dude, these guys you linked to aren't cool, but its equally uncool to hate Jews and people stuck in poverty. Jews and poors can be good people too.


>>3797465

Reported for harassment.
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Seymour Karp - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:36:54 EST ID:frr9KajW No.3797474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797465
He's allowed to make more than one thread if he wants. He's not being offensive or posting gore.


The older I get the more I realize that my balls-sweat smells like cum... by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:02:28 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797391 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've gotten some really good advice about this on yahoo answers, but the fact is that as I've gotten into my late 40s my crotch sweat really just smells like semen. Is this because the semen is leaking out of my balls, or have I been masturbating so much that the odors of my semen have transferred to my skin?

It's not a problem, it's just so weird. Everytime I take off my underwear it smells like jizz even when I dont jack off.
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Greg Excellent - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:20:25 EST ID:y/XKAF9S No.3797445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's officially too late for me to be on the internet. Night.
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Katt Monroe - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:27:32 EST ID:sgi6+PQ9 No.3797454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797444
>Implying I didn't make use of escape characters when I posted
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Hannah Hasslestone - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:29:20 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3797458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or maybe it's your semen that smells like ball sweat. ever think of that?
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Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:33:19 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797458

I've been smelling/tasting my own semen since I was 12. I always felt it smelled like bleach or deep fried mushrooms. In the last year or so I started to smell the same smell coming from my undies.


PIx. by William Hartmann - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 23:33:27 EST ID:xjoj2NTr No.3796974 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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JPG IS SUPERIOR
FUCK GIFS
NO GIFS ALLOWED
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Polly Gummlenotch - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:47:13 EST ID:h7phTtQ0 No.3797362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797350
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Aroma Lady Jack - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:52:49 EST ID:3ckLZ1/g No.3797376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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MatildaSondlefuck.sgml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:08:01 EST ID:idpE5b/B No.3797411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797362
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MatildaSondlefuck.sgml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:08:56 EST ID:idpE5b/B No.3797417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3796974
nb


Here's a subject by Cole Miller - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 00:46:47 EST ID:5n1Nv9sC No.3795957 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post some fucking
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Blackbelt Rebecca - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:21:55 EST ID:iBSc7oMR No.3797284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797274
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:00:38 EST ID:4CzrKrVS No.3797388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As someone who beta'd EVE and played for like the first 6 months, it's amazing how mainstream this game is now. After release the general feel was it wouldn't last through 2004..
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MatildaSondlefuck.sgml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:03:05 EST ID:idpE5b/B No.3797394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797078
>>3797274
>>3797284
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Bibiano Fernandes - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:07:01 EST ID:FSMM7wRD No.3797409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Comment>>3797394


future wife by Terry Etim - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:40:06 EST ID:tumSTorG No.3797177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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why do mods keep deleting threads when i post her picture

what do you know that i dont know
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Rock Howard - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:56:45 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3797382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797380
did my cute thread get deleted?
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ArchieBadgehall.js - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:58:28 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3797385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797382
I think so.
>>3787380
Whatever dude, it's not like you can see boobs or anything
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OliverGozzletut.pdf - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:01:53 EST ID:IkBeko78 No.3797390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797385

tell it to the judge.
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ArchieBadgehall.js - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:03:06 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3797393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3797390
lol, okay, It wasn't me who posted it.


human nature by Louis Eustache Ude - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:51:33 EST ID:uB71yBNj No.3795561 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it emotionally healthy to have superficial standards?
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Spock - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:15:20 EST ID:C2gd55qG No.3797134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3795561
yeah because it's not everyone's goal in life to find love.
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Dark Queen - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:46:14 EST ID:UPzZ/GLJ No.3797190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797057
Damn that picture is awesome. I need to get me some aniracetam pronto!
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AlbertChiffingcocke.cfml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:52:02 EST ID:d5Imn5cj No.3797373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797057
How do the blind prioritize physical aesthetics?
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Roy - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:53:10 EST ID:e9OO1nqK No.3797377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797057

thats the best name ive seen on /b/ in a while


The future of flight by Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:22:51 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797288 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I know that helicopters are an ancient technology. Davinci created the first one, but I believe that they will actually replace airplanes even into the future as mankind starts conquering new planets.

The reason is that 1. The technology works in multi-viscous atmoshpheres, unlike airplanes, and 2. the oldest technology is the best.
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Thomas Wibblefuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:42:01 EST ID:hqaJMkFk No.3797348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797344

Grow up, for your own sake.
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Buck Bumble - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:45:14 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3797354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797348

grow old and die, like you have to. or get hit by a bus.
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David Lagana - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:46:17 EST ID:WsosbIm/ No.3797357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797354
there is so much more to life than growing old and getting hit by buses
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Buck Bumble - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:47:41 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3797364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797357

tell that to tired old guys and bus accident victims.


Tell me your real name. by Rick Bayless - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:36:46 EST ID:KWVqqML4 No.3795671 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My name is George. I dont know a lot of people with that name and I personally believe its ridiculous. Its old fashioned, I get it. But I dont like it. Why couldn't be a cool name like Max, Mark, Or Eric.

Tell me /b/ do you hate your name?
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:39:58 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.3797178 Report Quick Reply
>>3797176
Same, I trust that nigga now that I think any article of clothing can be seen from up in the garbage.
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Katt Monroe - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:56:50 EST ID:sgi6+PQ9 No.3797212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797178
He's pretty down in the dumps cause of the corruption, huh?

I trust that nigga too, he laid it down for us.
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MatildaShittingville.pm6 - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:05:50 EST ID:zD7MROhq No.3797233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797176
Vetoes, gridlock, filibusters.. the struggle is real
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Eliza Surryfuck - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:38:52 EST ID:W0WKNRv/ No.3797340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797178
Netjester you are drunk, go home.


Tell /b/ a really awkward story by Donald Duckington - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 19:45:07 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3795420 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Its friday were all getting all twisted so tell us your situations
I was dating this girl one time who had a rank pussy, after getting done with her we hotboxed a car with some of my friends
in the middle of the hotbox one of them said "what smells like fish"
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Max Power - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:53:51 EST ID:fuZEKGAj No.3797206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3797135
>catch our breath by smoking a cigarette
wut.
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Hannah Hasslestone - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:54:59 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3797209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>drinking coffee
>reach to put some sugar in it
>accidently put salt in instead
>coffee tasted terrible

top drawer lads.
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MatildaShittingville.pm6 - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:11:46 EST ID:zD7MROhq No.3797251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3795465
I shit my pants in first grade because I was scared to use the stall because the 5th graders would bust in and terrorize us.
Luckily the nurse had a pair of pants for me to wear.
Later a 10 year old committed suicide by hanging himself with a belt in the nurses bathroom. #Dallas suburbs
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CharlotteBuzzbury.mdb - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:35:33 EST ID:pdKDHPij No.3797331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not really mine, but whatever
>be 2009
>mate (G) and his 13 year old best friend (W) take a large amount of mushrooms
>usual mushrooms shenanigans
>after a while W goes completely catatonic (mouth open, staring sort of catatonia)
>G decides to go get munchies
>walk into 7/11
>"alright dude, go get a slurpie"
>W goes and get a cup
>"no man, fill it up"
>W walks back and gets a second cup and puts in into the first
>"alright, I'll do it for you"
>everyone staring
>finally get two slurpies and take them to counter
>W still following with empty cup
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Dealing with organized crime by Tamer Jack - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 18:14:05 EST ID:BLCpyl9e No.3795273 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys

I'm your typical hood rat

I don't hate on bloods or crips or cholos and live by the doctrine of live and let live but carry a big fucking gun in south central

Some Mafia types of an ethnicity that doesn't like my ethnicity have been harassing me and my woman

What do I do? Do I just go balls to the walls scarface on them or do I call for help?

I have reason to believe that this criminal organization has connections to law enforcement.
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 23:03:54 EST ID:L/kvlHi9 No.3796936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This whole thread.
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Karl Swarzchild - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 23:04:20 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3796938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is probably the one of stupidest things I have ever done, but I had a hard hat that had a strap missing so it kept slipping off my head. I was going under an over hang and the hat slipped too far and I reached up at the same time I started to stand and wasn't paying attention and stood up a little early and ended up headbutting my finger against a sharp metal edge with my hard hat.
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Benedict Cumberbatch - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 00:14:00 EST ID:IMgWhrTx No.3797034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ow, so the last bit of you finger broke, the part with the finger nail. ow

or was it the last knuckle being bent the wrong way and snaped at the joint? ow
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LydiaWullywill.sgml - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 02:30:38 EST ID:rBiRE/u6 No.3797317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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  1. make RDX
  2. Blow up his car.
  3. sell leftover RDX to organized crime group
  4. ?????
  5. Profit


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