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if i got my penis chopped off could i replace it with someone elses?
>>3541206>5/10Thats average Alice,What the fuck are you looking at that makes>getting fucked in the ass by a human-rat female hybrid with genetically engineered sex organsa fucking 5/10
>getting fucked in the ass by a human-rat female hybrid with genetically engineered sex organs
don't be jellomad, there will be enough rat females for everyoneideally, I imagine they might even find employment in the laboratories that created them, provided that they were bred to be exceptionally intelligent
>>3541318>Enlarge picI don't know what I expected.
What the fuck Malaysia, get it together.
they belong to poseidon now.
aliens did it
Barrel rolls. A boeing plane ain't meant to be doing them
I once saw a video of a Malaysian man welding. He stuck a couple of bare wires into an exposed electrical box, hooked his ground clamp to a gutter downspout, and used a cut-up soda bottle as his welding mask.So it doesn't really surprise me that they lost a plane.
I DESERVE IT
I'm not responsible enough to not browse 420chan. Please ban me.In return have this chill looking bear.
I don't remember saving this image, but I found it last night.Happy birthday, before I delete it.
happy birthday fuckface!
>>3541249Thanks for the birthday wishes you guys :kazeshiba:FEELS GOOD MAN
with this gif, it really fucks with my head
>>3540856I remember when i was coming off benzos and i looked at a clear blue sky.It was insane.
Langford Basilisk.Grab the nearest strong alcohol and drink yourself unconscious before it assembles itself in your neural wetware, or your brain will BSOD permanently.BLITs crash the human OS.
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God damn, my eyes already hurt from being up for days, and now this, I need an aspirin.
This thread is only for those people who never post, but only browse and usually don't bother saying anything. I don't even remember what picture i posted because it's been like 4 minutes now, but i think it might be relevant. maybe. if it's not well then fuck you i play fiora top and build crit
OP plays LoL, what a fucking faggot.
>>3541353I am so anger at your statement pls take it back
>>3541352>As a former long-time lurker, I'm going to say that your post sounds entirely fake.Yeah, I feel pretty pretentious.>you believe that to be a true "artist" or "unique person," you must have a chic mental disorder?That reasoning doesn't make any sense to me.> Also, you used "whom's" instead of "whose."I know I've screwed that up, RCs are frying up my brain right now>I say this because you come off as being very pompous and conceitedThis is the opposite of how I feel but maybe you're right in a way. I'm still caught up in a pretty trippy headspace at the moment so yeah I'm pretty much fucked. I
>As a former long-time lurker, I'm going to say that your post sounds entirely fake.
>you believe that to be a true "artist" or "unique person," you must have a chic mental disorder?
> Also, you used "whom's" instead of "whose."
>I say this because you come off as being very pompous and conceited
>>3541352And there's an arm crawling out of my asshole that's using the keyboard right now so don't take anything I post too seriously because I feel pretty delirious . that's akin to speaking out of my ass
i want to be fancy. what should i do?im going to drink champagne drink tea (what kind?) with my pinky up of coursesmoke cigarettes from a cigarette holdereat rose petalswhat else can i do?
Maintain serenityDo not break serenity and you're fancy
>>3538075>nouveau riche, not blue bloodbe proud of your own accomplishment, not your ancestor accomplishmentdynasty come and gonew conqueror and new inventor surpass old
>nouveau riche, not blue blood
Its simple OP ... buy a monocle
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong with his ding dong.
Kim Jong-un was playing with his ding dong when he decided to go play some ping pong with hong kong and ended up being a ning nong
I got it, I got it, Kim Jong-un was playing with his ding dong like King Kong when he decided to go play some ping pong with hong kong and ended up being a ning nong
Kim Jong-un was playing with his ding dong like King Kong when he decided to go play some ping pong with hong kong and ended up being a ning nong, he tried to make a call but then he ring rong
Kim Jong-un heard a ding dong, went to his door and saw King Kong smoking his thin bong when he invited him in to play ping pong with donkey kong kong and ended up being a ning nong, when he lost 21 - NIL and sang his theme song that he singed rong!
Anyone who starts their sentence with this phrase, I immediately discredit everything they say afterward as being their irrelevant uneducated opinion.What other stupid phrases do people say that piss you off /b/? Come on let it out, chances are we're all thinking it.
>>3540890nb also wanted to say i fucking hate those smug fucking koalas. look at those judgmental eyes steadily judging me critiquing my every action. Lazy as hell to don't do anything but sleep in trees and eat poisonous leaves.
As someone who does not get angry for arbitrary and stupid reasons, I nevertheless feel the need to press your button.
>>3540815As somebody who doesn't ever do this, my opinion is not to be descrdited please!
As someone who doesn't usually nb it means something that I'm nbing this thread.
how can i improve the qualities of my posting/writing?
>>3541005Quik reply OP AFAYC and never read the discussion beforenhand and also post in every thread and also become a tripfag because everyone loves those guys.
>>3541260THE COLOR BROWN IS COMING DOWNI FEEL MY HEAD GO ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
>>3541189That is the weirdest fucking picture on this site at this moment in time...
>>3541005Pay attention to the contrast in threads on the front page:>thread about tampons>witty, original, humorous>thread about drawing yourself>had good potential but degenerated into unoriginal idiots thinking that anybody gives a fuck what they look likeReally just try to be original OP, and never ever pay attention to threads that are posts frequently (survey, rate me, name my, etc etc.).
>thread about tampons>witty, original, humorous
>thread about drawing yourself>had good potential but degenerated into unoriginal idiots thinking that anybody gives a fuck what they look like
What do you call a Fish with no eye?Fsh
>>3541022I legit busted up laughing to these
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
>>3541013I spent way too much time trying to figure out those jokes
>>3541013Dude, dude, dude, whoa
do you have one?do you like them?do you remember being one?http://vimeo.com/30328533
>>3541092Yeah I love them. I have a bagful.nb
>>3541092writing in a thread NB
Nope, don't have a baby (that I know about).Nope, don't really like babies.Nope, don't remember being one either!I didn't watch your video either, 'cuz I feel like I would've just come away with more > Nopes.
I was 19 years old before I realised that most people wipe their arses while still sitting on the toilet. The 5 years that have passed since have been a significant improvement on what my life was like before.Did YOU ever wipe while stood up?What other revelations have you had? Also, it'd be interesting to hear HOW these revelation came about.I have some examples off the top of my head.>Be 5/6 years old, got taught by a fellow student that you can unzip your trousers to pee out of, rather than dropping your trousers all the way.>Coming to the realisation that just because I can hear when I eat, doesn't mean that anyone else can hear. It used to baffle me that I couldn't hear my friend eating his lunch just because I could hear myself eating my lunch. Probably around 7/8.etc.
>Be 5/6 years old, got taught by a fellow student that you can unzip your trousers to pee out of, rather than dropping your trousers all the way.>Coming to the realisation that just because I can hear when I eat, doesn't mean that anyone else can hear. It used to baffle me that I couldn't hear my friend eating his lunch just because I could hear myself eating my lunch. Probably around 7/8.
>>3534172gorilla-assed goo-shitting brute detected
>been wiping from behind whilst sitting down for life
>been wiping from behind whilst sitting down for life
PEOPLE WIPE WHILE SITTING DOWN? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACOMPLISH THIS WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGGGHHHm
Hey guys, I don't think we've argued enough about wiping our buttholes. Bump.
A friend of mine told me about this apparrently messed up commercial with the title Baby Syrup Nuggets. I'm on a hunt to find them. Who will join me!?!?
you dicknose rectum hammer
Bugs and Daffy from Looney Toons are total psychopaths. They fuck with people for little to no reason.
Bugs is Jewish as fuck if you watch it as an adult. Daffy is supposed to be a bumbling, angry grandfather character. Elmer is a backwoods hunter who can barely speak English (stupid southerner)... it's all stereotypes meng.
>>3540875Really? I'm going to do some massive research on this.
Let's talk about donold duck. Whats his psychological diagnosis? Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjyg4RGq__4
>>3540875Elmer was origionally a jolly african-american. NOT a "backwoods hunter" as you call him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qELjxEfPM
>>3540874You've actually convinced me.bye
>>3540877Tell that to Scorpion.
bear with him guys i think he may be on to something...
Fucking Nigers, man.
It's been a whole month since I last worked on my final paper, the only thing between me and graduating college, the end of 5 years of suffering and I can't get my ass to do it, shit. How do I brainwash myself to do this.
>>3540953If I was going to become a teacher, I would do it in a country where teachers aren't paid less than burger flippersMy father is a teacher and I don't want my life to turn out like his did.
>>3540960I don't know what country you're in but I'm in the US and the teachers here are usually paid $35,000+ per year from the first year they start teaching.I'm in New York though and this is a pretty liberal and union-heavy state
>>3540960Yeah, those fucking burger flippers in their goddamned mansions can fuck off! So SICK of their shit!
>>3540962Yeah depends where you are in the US, really. My mom makes decent money teaching elementary but maybe she just knows how to handle money well. I know poorer areas with less funding make considerably less, though, which is ironic considering the students inner city teachers get stuck with.
Haitch's entire character is about liking, pushing, and being genetic masterpieces. Bryan... ↵
ooh feelin alittle bwlling ball ish,guys.... ↵
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