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Look man, try this by Eddie Alvarez - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:58:02 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4524561 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know how to pronounce, "Bacaruda."
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Princess Zelda - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:08:54 EST ID:/OJu7S0X No.4524719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Kevin Spacey - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:16:34 EST ID:z0o/P7zn No.4524721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524646
Pulaski: [Laughing]"What's the different?"
Barracuda: One is my name, the other is not.
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Nightmare - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:39:26 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4524727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's pronounced "bakura."

NOW HAND OVER THE MILLENNIUM VAGINA YUGI
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Blair Giddytip - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 16:40:50 EST ID:mJILpu5w No.4524820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


an apple by Nell Fellyworth - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:21:24 EST ID:eWSp5rrp No.4524100 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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when you eat an apple
do you eat the whole apple includng the core and seeds?
you couldeat the sticker too if you want
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DaiMon Birta - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:21:07 EST ID:D3Iio/M3 No.4524612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524117
That would never work. Cyanide works by interrupting your cells' ability to absorb oxygen. No amount of ingestion will help you develop an immunity, as the chemical process by which it is lethal bypasses your digestive system entirely
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Danny Havoc - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 10:02:00 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4524621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524612
Your body however can become more adept at absorbing oxygen if occasionally unable to do it quite so well. This seems evident given that you get better at absorbing oxygen through exercise and holding your breath, so there's no reason it shouldn't work in that case too.
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Jossen - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 16:24:41 EST ID:nKCJJEnU No.4524810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoke apple stickers erryday!
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Delirious - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 16:29:37 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4524812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make an apple pipe


exercise more like "excessive lies" by Luke Rockhold - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:27:40 EST ID:ZwozUR30 No.4524269 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just a monthly reminder that exercising only makes you more miserable.

>but muh endorphins

Yeah, you know what else releases endorphins other than exercising? Videogames, jerking off and drugs; and you can do all of those things in the comfort of your home, so fuck you.
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Team Aqua Grunt Frederick - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 12:56:18 EST ID:RqejBBe+ No.4524714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bike ride and smoking weed = so motherfucking high I got visual hallucinations when gazing at the horizon. Shit was gud bruv.
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Pyramid King Graham - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:11:09 EST ID:J1bJeuQF No.4524720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nigga, my blood pressure is optimal. My resting heart rate is under 60 beats per minutes. I'm strong, explosive and fit.

Why would I not want to have good endurance and muscles? It beats the alternative of being fat/skinny and out of shape.
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Team Aqua Grunt Frederick - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:56:41 EST ID:RqejBBe+ No.4524731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524720
Don't forget that a healthy body facilitates the best metabolization of drugs.
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Phil Davis - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 14:22:22 EST ID:evlSbWEb No.4524736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524720
My blood pressure is like 90/160, my resting heart rate is like 90 bpm and im always fatigued and achey.
Being sedentary and feeling uncomfortable all the time definitely doesn't feel good and anyone who tries to justify it is obviously lying to either you or themselves.

I'm not saying everyone should be exercising because I don't give a shit, but can we be realistic and admit it's because we're lazy and undisciplined?


ghetto stuff by Arik Soong - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 20:48:38 EST ID:HKpBI3oZ No.4523934 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Remember any of these horrible movies that are trying to corrupt our youth?
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Johnny Curtis - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 17:54:42 EST ID:AVwCWdcS No.4524309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4523997
This is objective truth. No yoke.
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:14:20 EST ID:e/hCWXWQ No.4524660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524229
>tfw no black pussy
I want to fuck big booty bitch
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 12:35:13 EST ID:X4hTzLYU No.4524698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524305
I don't understand
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Princess Zelda - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 13:07:55 EST ID:/OJu7S0X No.4524717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4523994
The tautology is not quite so much a tautology. Consider the idea of an Immune Deficiency Syndrome that is Congenital or Developmental. Not one that is Obtained from an external source, but one that emerges as a result of the traits and characteristics of the individual, and is, perhaps, non-transmissible for some reason.


Culture is the biggest bitch by Jacob Kapteyn - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 18:04:07 EST ID:nh1iydqQ No.4523860 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ever feel like culture asks too much? Like everything has to be clean but you live on this giant ball of dirt called earth, so it's hard. Simply by the act of living you create dirt and it only makes sense you should be blamed for not cleaning up after yourself even though all you did was being alive.
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Artist Ernest - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:21:58 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4524146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4523890
tequila is excellent you dweeb
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Esther Bumblehat - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 11:54:27 EST ID:fSxuagwb No.4524191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524146
It tastes like rust water. Disgusting. Literally the only liquor I won't drink
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:16:39 EST ID:e/hCWXWQ No.4524663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524128
And what is even worse that people seem to exist only to make your life harder, not easier.
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Nam Phan - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:27:21 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4524669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524125
Maybe you have a point there.


Life is a black comedy by Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:12:32 EST ID:2g4i0OJO No.4524548 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>addictions led to break up of 8 month relationship 2 months ago
>was in a seriously dark place for a while
>2 weeks sober after juggling benz, opi, stim and dis addictions
>shit going well
>today
>had bad encounter with ex and a bad day at work, made several social fuck ups
>come home
>2 packages
>one contains half an 8 ball of meth
>one contains 2 vials of etiz liquid totalling roughly 180 mg
>ordered both months ago and assumed I had gotten ripped off
>mfw
This is a fucking joke right? Back into the darkNess we recede
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Violet Churchgrab - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 10:28:09 EST ID:tW1jbbqf No.4524631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524623
who wudnt want to fly a plane with Snoop as your captain?
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:09:34 EST ID:e/hCWXWQ No.4524653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524548
I don't understand why on earth would someone touch those sub-human scum drugs when there is weed
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Nightmare - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:09:51 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4524654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524623

Best hope you paid for those tickets boy
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Kevin Kelly - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:42:39 EST ID:LBXY80xi No.4524677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524653
because they're so much better.


I dont know what im doing with this thread by Violet Churchgrab - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:28:33 EST ID:tW1jbbqf No.4524614 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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..but be sure to post somwting...oh i spelt tht wrong whatever who cares

picture not txt
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Robert Wilson - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:30:53 EST ID:uIi0mCYF No.4524615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I care, you dingalingus. NO BUMP
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Kirby - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:33:17 EST ID:psI1OP45 No.4524617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm fucking hungover and there's a 95% chance that i catched the norovirus so fuck my life at the moment
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Violet Churchgrab - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:36:38 EST ID:tW1jbbqf No.4524619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Misunderstood Dank References with Followup Awk Comeback by Samanosuke Akechi - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 18:08:34 EST ID:IFq6/rXl No.4524318 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I decided not to share this on Facebook. Or circlejerk, because karma is fake. Hail the Dao:
Misunderstood reference to the Simpsons #741 (with following awk followup to play it off polite)
Me: "Oh a La Croix, a La Croix! Aren't we Miss Fancy!"
My Aunt: "Well what do you call it?"
Me: "A club soda!"
Spoiler: It's better than a club soda.
Reference:
You guys ever make references nobody understands? Please cite it, I wanna watch it too.
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Thorsday Cuntmuff - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 02:42:26 EST ID:WKJhxRqA No.4524537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524523

>classic films, great novels

>comic books, memes

lol how did you perform this transmutation lad? it has nothing to do with my "niche interests", i was referring to things like "what is north korea" and "which countries fought in world war 2"
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Kevin Kelly - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 08:55:19 EST ID:LBXY80xi No.4524607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524351
i agree. Your reference OP, while based in a solid piece of pop culture, was executed in an extremely poor manner and I have complete sympathy for the innocent relative that you were inflicting it upon
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Tracy Jordan - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:14:30 EST ID:0rBUtv2u No.4524611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524318
I love the simpsons but that is a bit obscure.
I am usually your aunt in this situation. My brother in law is a simpsons fanatic and he is constantly throwing out references that I forget. Still OP that is pretty funny. I love la croix too. you made me laugh.
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Archie Grandham - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:32:35 EST ID:YcZSu6ej No.4524616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524611
I've seen every episode of The Simpsons in order and I still see scenes posted online that I have no recollection of. It's wild how much there is there.


Videos that are disturbing, trippy, or entrancing while high? by Donald Cerrone - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:08:34 EST ID:pJqYEyCs No.4524503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIDH1FLjTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnWP2Emps1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5QbCQyqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5JLvIGiuyc
https://vimeo.com/115351047

Less disturbing ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5FGiglMjq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnWP2Emps1M

Can't wait to see what you all have to add.
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ErnestDungerferk.rsc - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:57:35 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4524513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dont know if these ever got a real explanation it was a couple years ago and I stopped following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyXS4a0JGQ
This sequel videos new to me because yeah, I fucking stopped following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp7ojvhhC_c
Not sure if thats official think this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmTOr90JWCA
Not sure what the point was. But shits all creepy. Flavor of the month for a little bit there. Seems like an art project or the end of the world
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Hermione Granger - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 02:14:12 EST ID:yDWZZ//n No.4524529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524510
It took you that long? Did you really worry that someone had kidnapped him and paid a single dollar for every tutorial he made?
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Phil Davis - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 02:17:34 EST ID:evlSbWEb No.4524530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524529
Well no I just thought he had a severe psychological issues.
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Bob Crinklebutt - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:02:06 EST ID:dWBKPPDi No.4524609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r30D3SW4OVw


What if you could summon any drug for free on demand? by Lydia Granddale - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:05:58 EST ID:KXPhC4Yi No.4524417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you were able to have an infinite amount of every psychoactive chemical/psychoactive plant that exists on this planet, what would you do with that power?

The only rule is that you are not allowed to distribute anything, and any drug you wish to obtain will be given to you and you alone.

This is something I've been pondering and I'm curious what others would do with this kind of ability.

Personally, I would constantly use the most euphoric opiate I can get my hands on in conjunction with amphetamines, all while taking a cocktail of nootropics/supplements to augment the effects of the drugs and reduce the harm they may cause. I could use high doses of a stim and low doses of an opiate to get things done with zero stress or discomfort, and I could add opiates and a pinch of benzos whenever I needed a break in my life.

I would basically create a regimen that allows me to be both productive and happy, which should work fine after some trial and error.

It has been found that there if a tolerance ceiling to all drugs, and if I had an infinite supply of everything, I would not have to worry about tolerance.

Has anyone else pondered about something like this? What would you do if you had this power?
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Nightmare - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:16:53 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4524553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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-A dyson sphere of cocaine

-A nebula of ether

-Y'all try and fuck with me and I summon a tab bigger than the entire fabric of space-time directly inside your skull that you're not even allowed to touch

-OD on Quaaludes
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Raymundo VonRibbentropp - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:54:11 EST ID:OthXth/7 No.4524560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524499
Not to start that pissing contest because I generally agree that drugs can be pretty goddamn expensive, but I get high daily and a quarter ounce generally lasts me around 2 months -- not even exaggerating, I can't afford to buy it any more often than that -- because this one weird trick: edibles are ridiculously efficient. Baking firecrackers all the time can be a bit of a hassle, but being able to breathe is a plus.
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Fabricio Werdum - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:20:49 EST ID:pUnPpxl4 No.4524588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524421
this
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Kevin Kelly - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 08:50:41 EST ID:LBXY80xi No.4524605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524560
that image is highly amusing


Things I wish to see one day by Samuel Clecklefuck - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 18:28:09 EST ID:PAmiCMPr No.4524331 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you ever sucked someones eye hole until it popped out into your mouth ?
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Thorsday Cuntmuff - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:23:21 EST ID:WKJhxRqA No.4524590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524587

if you have been coming here for 8 years and dont know what rng means you must be a really stupid motherfucker.
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Little Mac - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:24:16 EST ID:tzf5UuQe No.4524591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524375
RNG generates a RGN. Saying "my RNG is Gor" is like saying "my coffeemaker is espresso".
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Thorsday Cuntmuff - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:25:56 EST ID:WKJhxRqA No.4524593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524591
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BeatriceWinnernick.tga - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:35:21 EST ID:PAmiCMPr No.4524598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524590

Not coming across something does not make you stupid, if anything it makes you ignorant at best. Dumb


Future by Eddie Alvarez - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:52:46 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4524512 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Imagine a chemical pathway the size of an entire species of the Earth.

Imagine stars powering cycles of neurobiological chemical compounds.
Large scale dopamine and serotonin production.


An entire empire of sensory input and self-sustaining fuel resources the size of a solar system.



That's the only way there will be a future.
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Nate Diaz - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 05:06:07 EST ID:n5S/Pxyf No.4524575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524573
yes
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BeatriceWinnernick.tga - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:17:40 EST ID:PAmiCMPr No.4524586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524573

That is just a theory... They never existed is the truth. No dino bones are real, they are all fakes in the museums... ask why? because they don't exist! It's all a narrative to get you trapped into a life of slavery. Ask questions, the earth is flat, no nasa footage shows the entire earth...
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Little Mac - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:30:09 EST ID:tzf5UuQe No.4524595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524586
Fluoride conspiracy, dinosaur conspiracy, round earth conspiracy. What's next on your list, xenoestrogens?
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BeatriceWinnernick.tga - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 07:34:08 EST ID:PAmiCMPr No.4524597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524595

fucking roundies... woke up please.


I can feel everything. by Eddie Alvarez - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 22:29:09 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4524442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know everything as feelings. My senses are so heightened that all words and objects are associated with an instinct.


I feel true empathy
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Fanny Semmleway - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:49:17 EST ID:jO0SiF9R No.4524488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524464
lets see that face
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Barnaby Lotawitz - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:51:24 EST ID:I8PKZKQb No.4524490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524488

>Me irl
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Hannes Alven - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:14:01 EST ID:D9eiOEbT No.4524506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524442
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Donald Cerrone - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:14:50 EST ID:pJqYEyCs No.4524508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4524442


Someone stole my business idea! by Jane Shepard - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 06:48:56 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4524120 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had a business office office? lol, what am I trying to say
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Phil Davis - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:21:12 EST ID:evlSbWEb No.4524420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524415
Is that a threat? Are you threatening me? Because that's a federal offense and my uncle is in the CIA.
You just fucked up big time buddy.
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ErnestDungerferk.rsc - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:56:26 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4524433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524415
I remember trying to eat fruit outside in the summer and fruit bats just wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. I gave up and left the fruit for the bats fucking fast.

I don't got time to be fighting bats for my fruit. And hey, I guess they wanted it more than me. I'm a giving sort of person.
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Schoolboy Fucking - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 22:25:56 EST ID:eWSp5rrp No.4524440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524433
I wonder what the bats were thinking. "FRUIT AHHHA THERE FRUIT GET FRUIT
AAAAAAGH CHARGE MY BROTHERS" gets swatted away "AVENGE ME! WE WILL HAVE THE FRUIT!"
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Melissa d'Arabian - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:51:57 EST ID:Qp4DYr1y No.4524491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4524440
I like bats, there's a cave under a bridge in Austin that's full of bats.


Super Powers. by Eddie Alvarez - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:16:42 EST ID:nu0SuzZD No.4524469 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I can close my eyes and see everything picture perfect. I can walk from room to room and even up and down stairs with my eyes closed.


It's really cool and I didn't realize I could do this until recently. Isn't that weird?


I imagine this a function of my working memory and I am simply able to retain my surroundings when I shut my eyes.



I'm very high

This is a thread for super powers.
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Thorsday Cuntmuff - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:19:55 EST ID:WKJhxRqA No.4524471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try doing it in an unfamiliar environment

MYTH BUSTED
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Melissa d'Arabian - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:21:03 EST ID:Qp4DYr1y No.4524472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Click with your mouth to echo-locate,

I'm empathic and can feel your hunger


It's still Sunday by Legate Kell - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 00:54:25 EST ID:sk3UsB1z No.4522219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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E N D L E S S W E E K E N D
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Douglas Faribanks Jr. - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:43:47 EST ID:6iMJWG+l No.4523675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4523667
nude jacked winnie the pooh is dank
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Bruce Heaton - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 20:12:40 EST ID:+VDhkxoS No.4524384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4523663
That pic game me a good chuckle.
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Basil Shakespear - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 20:58:59 EST ID:aWV5ySBp No.4524414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522219
ffs friday, sunday..I dont know what dauy it is anymoe
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Penny Cancer - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:01:14 EST ID:Re78uBZt No.4524455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522219

But, it was only supposed to be on a computer screen. The internet text and image. We have gone too far. Alll these half-breeds diluting the efficacy of memes with these 'dank memes' Get out of here. Cultural appropriation I say! Cultural appropriation! Memes for the internet, not IRL, 2017 (#fuckoff)


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