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coLoSsAl fAgGoTs by K-9 - Sun, 20 May 2018 16:23:16 EST ID:9AwKZDCA No.4717968 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can Youtube users buy subscriptions much like Facebook pages can buy likes? Every now and then I see some faggot streaming that I'm subbed to but then I'm like "hum...I'm 90% sure I never subbed to this guy, why am I seeing this"
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IsabellaChibberspear.cbt - Wed, 23 May 2018 15:41:14 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4719529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4719512
I guess that works, but I think cucumbers were meant to go in the butt
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Mario Batali - Wed, 23 May 2018 16:37:15 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4719538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4719529
Yeah, but when you're done jiggling it around your rectum it will be body temperature on the inside and prime for a poking. You gotta do it Cherokee style and fuck every part of the produce.
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CharlesDreffingsud.ace - Sat, 26 May 2018 21:49:52 EST ID:JrFG1Prx No.4721601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't cum all this week and today all I could think about for most of the day was ejaculation despite all the shame I don't want to remember today, all day I've been drinking the sauce and that's probably helped. Sometime the ecstasy I feel from shooting a hot load makes me temporarily believe I could turn my life around, and maybe I actually can in small increments. But anyway, I don't believe you get anything without something and I definitely don't feel like jerking your stuff makes enough sense given I'm an unhealthy idiot. So why not sacrifice some wholesome produce if it could maximize the pleasure I get from expelling the volume of my nutsack.

Tldr I bump this thread because all other threads suck rn(you know why) and let's continue talking about fucking food. Again, let's assume for the sake of argument that I'm a vegetarian. Pls mods don't lock this one
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Peter Jackson - Sun, 27 May 2018 08:27:11 EST ID:9AwKZDCA No.4721892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721601
I wish I could go a full week. On the second day I start losing my mind


GAB is a "free speech" honeypot by Rick Moonen - Sun, 27 May 2018 06:31:09 EST ID:tRvwKziX No.4721862 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Andrew Torba and Utsav Sanduja have been caught repeatedly admitting they have filed 100s of police and FBI reports against GAB users for non-violent speech such as "I'm gonna beat your ass" or "Gas the ****". Even worse, Utsav has been caught hitting on tons of white female users of GAB, even tho he was married only a few months ago.

Screen shots for all of this incoming.
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Thread was locked by: Mintzs
Reason: /pol/ shite
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CharlotteHunningchene.msg - Sun, 27 May 2018 08:22:35 EST ID:2PChuwCv No.4721889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721887
SLAYER is also not just "oh cool man SLAYER, everything is OK with everyone, ha ha ha ha, lol we are k00l stonrz"

It specifically catplanets doog bives because we're reacting to that fucking gay culture. We are not PLUR. We try to use our brains and not get suckered into that nonsense, which usually caters to trust-fund kids who have no problems in life.

SLAYER is more, hey, mutual respect at a job well done, you're cool not INHERENTLY, not INHERENTLY, but because I respect what you are doing. I don't respect you because you're any shitposter here. I respect you because you are a good poster. Fuck this nonsense of handing out hearts and flowers to anyone who deigns to hit Submit. That's exactly what SLAYER was designed to go up against. We are "420" but we are CHAN, a paradox in and of itself, some might say, but really not so unbelievable.
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Reuben Blythelock - Sun, 27 May 2018 08:22:50 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4721890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721887
pol shit isn't SLAYER so I figure no harm done telling them to fuck off.
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Ettore Boiardi - Sun, 27 May 2018 08:27:02 EST ID:5hQChzz5 No.4721891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721887
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The Arbiter - Sun, 27 May 2018 10:57:15 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4721911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721868

I don't know what it is but I wish all these dumb fucks from four chan would leave already nobody here gives a shit about this gay ass /pol/tard shit. holy ffuck lmao XD XD smoke some reefer lmao fug nb


The final solution by GAMI - Sun, 20 May 2018 18:54:29 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4718024 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So it seems that after we conquered racism and sexism, the next big discrimination hurdle we must clear as a society is lookism/heightism. How do we solve the "Incel problem"? Hard mode: non-violent solutions only
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Hamilton Bibberham - Sun, 27 May 2018 05:12:25 EST ID:bheuIMNr No.4721856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721807
>That's still not confined to games.

Patches are just one difference with games being rendered differently based on conditions. There's also different platforms, different control devices, different monitor aspect ratios and overall configuration,

As a book is being read, the text is technically objective, while the binary blob making up a game isn't ever read like that.

>Characters are pretty much the only reason to play some games.
Characters are a smaller portion of the whole range of games than in movies, and while characters in movies exist stably in a story, characters in games tend to be there to "interact" with the user.

>but do you actually play games?
I've played plenty.

>I'm also confused as to what you mean by "market value" in this context...
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Gordon Ramsay - Sun, 27 May 2018 05:18:54 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4721858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721850

old people are slower because they take more time to ensure they are not wrong, apparently it's not like they are less sharp in most old folk. But yeh years of drinking and a bad lifestyle will also obviously fuck you up.
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Ian Rotten - Sun, 27 May 2018 07:22:41 EST ID:pDMhXimY No.4721874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721858
really?
because what i tend to notice is consistent response times with a severe decline in actual thinking

what i mean to say is youll get a response in about the same amount of time but the accuracy, pertinence, forethought of that response will become increasingly more questionable
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Ian Rotten - Sun, 27 May 2018 07:27:47 EST ID:pDMhXimY No.4721875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721874
granted a lot of this has to do with growing up in an age where information wasnt readily available and bull shittery reigned supreme

but there is also a pretty extreme prioritization of projecting the appearance and atmosphere of competence over actually learning or developing skills and thought processes that actually make you competent


BULLETPROOF by Isabella Facklenirk - Sun, 20 May 2018 15:08:25 EST ID:iFVV1isC No.4717944 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me.
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Henrietta Levitt - Sat, 26 May 2018 18:58:31 EST ID:tRvwKziX No.4721472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Emma Buckleville - Sat, 26 May 2018 19:11:42 EST ID:KkUBh76I No.4721478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cool op i believe ni you
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EmmaNickleshaw.grp - Sat, 26 May 2018 21:53:50 EST ID:GH7hzwGF No.4721603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4717946
nice reference
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Rick Moonen - Sun, 27 May 2018 04:57:23 EST ID:tRvwKziX No.4721853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Exuberant things by Conky - Sat, 26 May 2018 20:08:26 EST ID:x8MzNSZS No.4721530 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Someone on here mentioned how this song was just a parody when they made it and how it became their most famous song.
Well the reason is it's one of the most positive vibe songs ever made.
There's no way to ignore the exuberance of this frikkin song man, especially when ... partying and you mind is more open and less critical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
Warrant - Cherry Pie
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WilliamChommlefuck.api - Sun, 27 May 2018 03:03:58 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4721801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721793
Did you get molested by your rabbi or something?
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Shy Guy - Sun, 27 May 2018 03:26:09 EST ID:HaPinrYh No.4721813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721799
>jew, please make famous, will give pussy
ok, give now
....
>oh yeah, now please make dream come true
NO
MONEY TIME
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WilliamChommlefuck.api - Sun, 27 May 2018 03:27:22 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4721814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721813
Great discourse, Schmooly.

Really living up to your own standards.
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James Doakes - Sun, 27 May 2018 03:50:02 EST ID:zsp52N59 No.4721825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721814
Don't tease him too harshly, nb


might be fucked legally or not at all by Reuben Pangerchotch - Sat, 26 May 2018 03:41:53 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4721083 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so today i was just chilling and i needed something in my phone went to my dial list. a police station from a town close to mine gave me a call thought okay thats weird. the reason im scared is because i order drugs off the deep web and shit and a little bit ago i got a seizure letter and shit on a domestic order and people on circlejerk kept swearing they were scams and all my drugs after that came through fine. after that i ordered a few more packs and shit some international just canada the uk and one from the NL. i have one last order coming in from canada for xanax and its from vancouver bc and i live in a shitty canada border town in the northeast.

at first i got sketched as fuck over the call my dad said it might just be the wrong number or something and its probably nothing (he knows i fuck around with drugs and shit sometimes). well the xanax im getting comes through the canadian border and that town is right on the border of canada and has a customs entry point and shit but so do a lot of towns near me and that town is kinda out of the way from the package delivery route but i think its one of the more popular towns here from the major city in canada near me. but im thinking...if something from vancouver comes through the mail to something in the united states wouldn't the first border crossing be somewhere near seattle and travel through the usps to where i live. i ordered it from canada xpress mail so does that mean it goes all the way to canada until it gets close to the address then go through customs near that town or do they just cross customs and then let usps do the tour through the united states?

i only ordered 10 and ive had other packs come through from the same guy. i was about to order another 10 and now im scared as fuck. it always takes fucking like 20 days for the shit to get here so im not sure what route it goes
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Reuben Pangerchotch - Sat, 26 May 2018 19:26:13 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4721487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721175
no the laws to them are fucking insane too strict and biased
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François Pierre de la Varenne - Sat, 26 May 2018 19:46:00 EST ID:QRKJMBkK No.4721499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In my 7+ years of DNM use and hundreds of packs I never had a single one seized. Don't know how so many people get caught.

Absolutely nothing you can do at the moment OP. It was incredibly stupid to keep ordering after a letter like that though.. You'll just have to wait for the pack to land. You should know this already but all you can do is write 'return to sender' immediately as soon as you touch the package. Leave it unopened sitting by the door for a full day. If police don't raid by then you're probably in the clear. Make sure all your data's locked down in the meantime.

If they do raid... get a lawyer then deny everything. You have no idea how to use Tor/DNMs, you have no idea what's in the package, you were sending it back, etc.
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Simon Turveydale - Sat, 26 May 2018 20:13:10 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4721533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721499
yea i know all that shit bruh i dont even think the pack is seized is seized like i just dont know but i checked today and my voicemail isnt set up so i dont even know if they tried to leave a voicemail or not. it'd just suck if even the slightest thing was enough to fuck up legal trouble im already in. its my only way to get to get weed too so i wanna order my shit. ive never had a problem with a package and ive only ever got personal amounts ive never got distribution amounts and i havent sold drugs i tell people im high on shit and they beg and ask me for drugs and i dont give or get anything for anybody at all ive literally never ordered distribution amounts but i do so much xanax and weed it might be considered distribution amounts just because my personal amount usage is so high on that but i have not had a single problem. i think i had a really small order of e or acid come up missiong or something but could have been a scam and i really get a feeling that seizure letter was a scam. if they raid i really dont have shit literally all i do is smoke weed drink and pop pills and drink lean sometimes

ty so much bro for the help
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Simon Turveydale - Sun, 27 May 2018 02:45:19 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4721785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721533
guys do you think its safe to make a domestic order of weed to see if my address is fucked or not? i already have a fuckton of packages coming just from ebay and shit so it so should be good unless they search everything.

i also have a post office up the road that has a lobby open 24/7 with practically no one working there


Hypotheticals thread by M'Ress - Sat, 26 May 2018 18:24:22 EST ID:99q/tE+2 No.4721452 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you have a job or career would you quit working if you were allowed to earn your living just by throwing temper tantrums all day erry day? Would you get tired of it?
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Lo pan - Sun, 27 May 2018 01:34:45 EST ID:9ecHMkS0 No.4721755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721751
wtf

the detail on those buildings

holy shit that dude was for real
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Shy Guy - Sun, 27 May 2018 01:54:39 EST ID:HaPinrYh No.4721766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721755
look at the richness of the colors of paint he uses too! and how he drew the trees?? and how the water is the right color, and how he got the squareness of the painting just PERFECT to the pixel

truly a masterpiece, I really enjoy critiquing excellent fine art like this, it's a bit of a hobby of mine
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Linda McMahon - Sun, 27 May 2018 01:55:56 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4721768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721766
So what's your favourite masterpiece?
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Robert Dicke - Sun, 27 May 2018 14:42:33 EST ID:rIMuxDZW No.4721962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721766
>PERFECT to the pixel
.........the fuck outta here


Everyone post something personal about yourself by Nigel Greenridge - Sat, 26 May 2018 07:41:32 EST ID:glcL/F8k No.4721161 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So that guy who likes to screen cap and keep detailed records of everyone has something to do.

Me: I became a stationary theif at college and raided the cupboards as much as I could. At first it was out of necessity, then it became an addiction. I was never caught and got into shop lifting for a bit but stopped when I had to run from a security guard.
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Nigglet Dimpleton - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:43:46 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4721737 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721736
Is this the portal of which you speak?
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The Arbiter - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:47:21 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4721739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721737

No, I'm pretty sure it's this one
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Louis Bunuel - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:50:29 EST ID:cX6bXAiM No.4721741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721737
yeah thats what the sucker looks like.
you wouldn't believe how hard it is to get someone in here to matience the thing. and my insurance always is complaining about the thing. but its a family heirloom i cant let it go.
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Matthew Flaherty - Sun, 27 May 2018 01:19:21 EST ID:38eh9Jqr No.4721747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721741
> matience


GUYS by Boss Reuben - Fri, 25 May 2018 22:58:32 EST ID:83/7d2Nq No.4720873 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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GUYS

i started taking a DRUG because i felt that my personality wasn't enough to fit in properly and everyone knows drugs are cool, but after taking it for a while STILL no one was paying attention to me????
what the fuck

so then I started bragging about the name of the drug, evoking the edginess of its reputation, the coolness, the status. I started telling a lot of people that I associated myself with this drug. THEN I BECAME EVEN LESS POPULAR.
To tell the truth I'm pretty addicted, the name of this drug triggers waves of excitement in my nerves.

despite being even less popular than ever before, I fit in better with the people i have now. we all do the drug. now that we're all together and have the drug, I'm not sure what we should do next. But I feel like getting some more drug.

All my dreams came true. I wanted people to do something with, something worth the entirety of my human effort.
I have my friends.
And we all try as hard as we can for the drug.
We have meaning! We work hard for our purpose! We are as good as you.
Why won't you let us come over to your house? Why won't you let us talk to you?
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WilliamChommlefuck.api - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:15:38 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4721714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721704
We can't all be like you and post experts from our manifestos in between all that casual sex you're having.
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Soma Cruz - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:33:58 EST ID:ffqXAb5O No.4721725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where is the frog poster?

Tfw on a chansite dedicated to drug use on a Saturday night at 12:29 reading replies to a bait thread.

It's amazing that 420chan can simultaneously have an intelligent and semi-active community in a time when imageboards are mostly dead and the internet seems to be shrinking as a means of multifaceted uninhibited communication. It's even more amazing that a great example of these qualities is brought out by a political bait thread.

Instead of banning OP, we should permanently bestow upon him the name Prometheus. He has sparked this godforsaken website with stimulating discussion, invigorating us all with a passion once-forgotten. Thank you, OP.
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WilliamChommlefuck.api - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:37:36 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4721729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721725
Did you reset your IP just to ride your own nuts?
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Paul Goldsmith - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:40:33 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4721734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721729
nigga plz
bait take many a form


WHY by Jarvis Sazzlewill - Sat, 26 May 2018 15:15:07 EST ID:rO6AetnQ No.4721344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why is it in the interest of men for women to have equal (superior) rights and privileges?
Why do men advocate for this?

I want to know what you think about this
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Pickles - Sat, 26 May 2018 21:38:11 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4721597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hamilton Bibberham - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:38:57 EST ID:bheuIMNr No.4721688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721344
I dunno, but it just often is. Particularly among Jollyboys and Emobitches, they simply love pushing for this kind of shit.
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Shy Guy - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:45:27 EST ID:HaPinrYh No.4721695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721351
> I want women to completely rule the world. Not like Amazonian "kill 99% of men at birth" style, but like, bdsm dominatrix men are slaves style. I want to be constantly humiliated, dominated, abused, and put to work by foxy female overlords for the rest of my life, so long as they provide the minimum of food and shelter. Op is a fag.
ok

WHY
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Shit Wellypit - Sun, 27 May 2018 00:05:28 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4721705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721695
Why do women have rape fantasies about Nazi Germans?

For whatever reason, this guy wants, like, a lady version of that. Let the man dream, man.


Adjustment by Conky - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:04:47 EST ID:x8MzNSZS No.4721665 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Tripping on mushrooms is like going to a chiropractor for the mind / soul.
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Karl Swarzchild - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:13:01 EST ID:wr7fWKfg No.4721674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721672
Bullshit. It takes at least 1/8th to make me feel anything
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Conky - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:28:11 EST ID:x8MzNSZS No.4721682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721674
I can't into Amerifat measurements so I can't comment on how much "1/8th" is. But shrooms vary a lot by strain and probably by grow tech.
There's also a big difference between wet or fresh shrooms and dried ones.

back 10 years ago when I used to do em I went very far on 2.5g dried. That's why the McKenna meme of 5 dried grams always irked me. Like that would have been way too much for me lol. Always be careful and smart when dosing, kids. Start low and up the dose in future sessions if you feel you can take it.
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BasilHullerson.sea - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:32:12 EST ID:h46L9ki6 No.4721684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721682
<3
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BasilHullerson.sea - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:33:46 EST ID:h46L9ki6 No.4721686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721684


fuck by CyrilSnodbury.o - Fri, 25 May 2018 01:49:40 EST ID:HXXpheM0 No.4720442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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have you ever had sex with someone you find attractive but only on a very base level?

how do you do it? I'm all about sincerity and letting my intentions be known since all I've known are committed relationships, but with a situation like described I feel like it wouldn't be a good approach, or maybe more accurately, I just wouldn't pull it off well. i don't have a lot of game, perse. i'm not asking for PUA tips or shit like that, I'm just genuinely wondering how someone else would go about it. this someone in question is a co-worker. in short, how do I into casual sex?
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Stonn - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:26:00 EST ID:Wk3NnBt4 No.4721627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721617

Okay, I believe you. I am also a fairly outlandish person who has a experienced a rather decent amount of strange and pathetic events unfolding into a quagmire of manic-depressive, schizo-affective tendencies that is my current life.
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Paul Goldsmith - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:30:25 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4721631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721627
it's the same tard in the Peterson thread talking about how he loves Joe Rogan, Alex Jones and most of all spiderman.
but he's on the spectrum so plz no bully

you guys will believe anything though, so I mean kudos to him
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Tyson Griffin - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:36:32 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4721638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sean Sherk - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:30:17 EST ID:HXXpheM0 No.4721683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721613
I lost my v card when I was 16 to someone I really loved, my mang. I'm in my 20's now and I'm achin to pound some gnarly beefcake, ya dig?

but for real. i'm feeling some very lusty feelings for this girl. today i acknowledged to her that I recognized her from somewhere, and she also said that I looked familiar, but neither of us could remember where we saw/briefly met each other before. but man, when I was talking to her, I could swear she was playing that doe-eyed demure chord that girls are so capable of striking. like her body language was kind of submissive, and she was giving me these coy smiles. or at least it seemed that way to me. holy fuck I feel like I'm 13 again. I don't even like this girl THAT much I'm just overwhelmed by her womanly charms what the fuck man it's almost not cool


/high/ makes a comic by Conky - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:20:00 EST ID:x8MzNSZS No.4721676 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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dicks


Policemeng by Dmitri Valtane - Sat, 26 May 2018 20:31:13 EST ID:CdZHWWCk No.4721545 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The way I see it, opinions on the police in the US can be generalized into three categories:
>I oppose the police, because of all the corruption and murder (and probably ignore all the good they do)
>I support the police, because of all the good they do (and almost definitely ignore all the corruption and murder)
>I oppose the police, because I use or sell drugs (and I'm not as easy to stereotype as you might think)
>I'm apathetic, or otherwise indifferent to police

How do you feel about police? Do you not fit into one of those vague categories? Perhaps you disagree with the idea that police do good on a meaningful level, or, that they are frequently found to be corrupt, stealing money, selling drugs, framing people, and murdering? Policing has a huge effect on most of us, and a large effect on us all, so what do you think of it, /b/?
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Paul Goldsmith - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:52:31 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4721655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721632
alright nigga. Go full on Tim McVeigh then.
O P T I C S
Lone Wolves are forgotten. Movements make differences.
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Shy Guy - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:00:19 EST ID:HaPinrYh No.4721662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721655
you are equating questioning history with lone wolf terror attacks

does it ever hit you what a brainwashed retarded coward you are?
i think you're mexican. Too stupid to be white, too aware to be a jolly african-american.
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CharlesBillingdock.cdt - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:03:03 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4721664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721643
Hmm... he's taller than me (cops have to be tall y'know), dark hair and narrow piercing eyes, short beard, muscular, smells like coffee and cigarettes.
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ReubenTillinggold.sgml - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:40:01 EST ID:pdwbpyh6 No.4721690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721643
You just described me, physically(except I've been a hermit so I'm pasty; if it were normal I'd be tan-ISH)
Long eyelashes LMFAO, been hearing that since I was a kid.
And what's this cop shit. Initiation?


How to run an illegal business? by Archie Clinkinstadge - Sat, 26 May 2018 16:54:47 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4721396 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm not talking about black market stuff. I'm saying, how do you run a business with no certification, no insurance, no nothing but your honest hard work and 100% quality product. I'm sick and fucking tired of being a slave, a serf. I'm going to give zero fucks and make that money. I need advice on how to operate without getting caught, and how to disappear if I do get caught (by some nosey busybody fuck who doesn't have a life of their own so they fucking report peoples hard founded businesses to the kings thugs).
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AlbertPockridge.lsp - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:10:03 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4721612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721611
Is it a girl becoming Boy... Or Boy becoming girl?
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Pickles - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:24:57 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4721623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4721611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS4vDVpOQkE
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WilliamChommlefuck.api - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:26:04 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4721628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721612
My boner says it's A.
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Vincent Staraknaknix - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:29:31 EST ID:47On2yYP No.4721630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get yourself a set of tools and hang outside Autozone changing timing belts for $20 bills.


Hell is other posters by Marcel Boulestin - Sat, 26 May 2018 19:51:01 EST ID:BowkiUKZ No.4721506 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What kind of drugs do you think these people are on?
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AlbertPockridge.lsp - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:13:57 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4721615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721506
The real question is what kind of drugs are you people on??? Those are not peoples!
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Raisha Saeed - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:18:44 EST ID:sJHuRoK5 No.4721618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
those are animals OP
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Stonn - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:20:26 EST ID:Wk3NnBt4 No.4721619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4721618

Party animals, I know! Look how high they are
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Brad Cunnilingus - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:21:00 EST ID:hNKT1K6t No.4721620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DPH for sure.


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