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H ey /b/I think it's time for a steller threadF or all of my homiesF or just one second lets rememberW e can makeE achother laugh. Let's do it.
Honestly,I think this is afabulous idea for a thread. just kidding,fag. we have better things to do than fart around trying toelicit cheap laughs from each other
If you had $500,000 at your disposal what could you do strategically to improve the world? What do you believe is required to noticeably affect the world?How could we even things out a little bit, so the rich are a little less rich and the poor are a little less poor?
>>3756411God damn, and he's only spending less than $10k a year to do that. Imagine if this became a common thing it would even make more jobs for us here if they had a legitimate organization that actually worked.
I would carpet bomb Gaza strip with psychedelics.
>>3756428Insolation is a function of area. Vertical gardens of any density will not power themselves.
>>3756411>Yes, here apparently: >>3744320can someone repost that screen cap ?
>Yes, here apparently: >>3744320
It just social weedia talk.
throw some hashtags on top of the bowl pack.
Well a shit leopard can't change its spots
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>>3759254Ya hear that Rand?It's the shit winds budThe shit winds are ablowin'
What does /b/ do to nurture their soul? inb4 things like exercise and reading books that just help the body
>>3759179also, you don't need to exert yourself so hard you feel sick, just go until you feel a bit uneasy, over-exerting yourself isn't sustainable anyways, gotta gradually ramp it up without going too too far.
hunting with my grandpa was a really healthy experience for me, i watched him finish a boar with an axefeels related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlVIuw5iyxw
>>3758574I'd heard that some mystics take cold showers. Why is this? What makes cold showers better than warm showers? Also, how are cold showers not painful as heck?
I get mine's from forums. What about you? Pic unrelated.
I get all of my news from Abovetopsecret and Liveleak
The only reliable source for true news.
>>3759038Hahahaha dude fucking AboveTopSecret. Back when I was in fourth or fifth grade I read Angels and Demons and the Da Vinci Code and then went online to look them up. I found ATS and registered and holy shit they never stopped sending me updates. Ahaha I just went to my old email and searched it and there was still one there: Subject: "ATS: August 9, 2009: New Pro-Videos: Obama, 9/11, IRS, and more!"One of the stories was:"Barack Obama: A Question Of EligibilityWhat if the president of the United States is not constitutionally eligible to serve? Is it possible that a straightforward criterion was overlooked during a long, grueling, expensive campaign? Why are so many questions about something so simple still going unanswered? A Question of Eligibility goes where no other documentary has dared to go in seeking the answers to those questions, including one that millions of Americans are asking: "Why won't Barack Obama release publicly the long-form birth certificate he claims to have from the state of Hawaii?""nb 'cause really high and off-topic but thanks for the nostalgia and laughs
>>3759211...aaand I accidentally forgot to hit no bump
anyone know any of those cool new website things?i just found this one, i love it:http://www.alliwantedwasapepsi.com/il dig thru my bookmarks and try to find some more
>>3759174that one guy got a bunchall i got is a lil bourbon and one piece of spearmint gumwe cam share if you wantnot really.
>>3759177that was OP
>>3759180iincorrect, i never make threads.
>>3759180shit you were right
I am going to post gifs, join in if you want.
>>3759118It's just a joke.lighten up, damn
>>3759118relax he's just trolling. you don't have to believe in something to troll someone with it.
>>3759118lemme smell yo dick and/or pussy
>>3759171what if clara is the one trollingwhat if we are all trolling ourselves
Post some spherical things
>>3759100Haha, I get it.
>>3759014is that a generator?
Dude, Kangaroos are so dope. They looks so chill and welcoming, but then you get close to them and they start throwing punches. They are some cool motherfuckers, man. Post kangaroo stuff, bruh.
>>3759158If your company wants to offset their 'carbon footprint' you can pay an Aus firm to shoot some kangaroos for you.
>>3759161Then you aren't killing yourself.
>>3759163if you purposefully put yourself in a deadly circumstance you are indeed offing yourself
also to be extremely specific thats a wallaby
Can you make the date?
>>3759141Guest DJ? OH SHIT NIGGA IMA BE THERE
I love 'Guest DJ''Guest DJ' is my favourite artist(s).
>>3759144Females are a whole dollar cheaper.That place is gonna be swarming with good muff.
i don't give a fuck, i'll come if i feel like italso story of my sex life
but he's dealing with 3 or 4 creepy-ass stares.
no ones gonna mention this creepo?
If only he knew what he just did to me with that hand..
>>3759125he looks like he has a poo fetish
Putin is like, I'm glad you've made up your mind and joined us with bringing U.S.S.R back.The Asian guy is like, "AH! NO WAY!"
I've always said if you have to explain your joke, odds are it's a shitty joke. I'm not trying to be cynical about this situation but I'm just having trouble understanding it. This is of course about the Ice Bucket challenge. I've looked into how "not donating" makes sense, but the fact that had to look into it in the first place is what I find silly. So from the average Joe's perspective, why does this make sense? Am I that stupid? To me donating the actual 100$ makes more sense than avoiding it by doing some viral challenge. Explain this to me, like you would a child or mentally ill person. Once again not trying to be cynic here but to me it makes A FUCK TON of a lot more sense if everyone just donated 100$. Keep in mind I am a mentally ill 11 year old, I'm sorry if this post is inconvenient. Pic related, it's me yall!
>>3759026youre actually, literally, mentally retarded. you seriously cant read. Your brain must just be a fuzz of white noise and static.
>>3759026Agreed. Or at least I think I agree. Can I get a tl;dr?tl;dr : tl;dr
>>3759030lol i didnt even read the thread, just this bit...why must I post on net?
ALS means All Ladies Shaved, in case you didn't already know.Send people to http://alsscan.com/ and tell them it's a place where they can sign up for an ALS exam by a medical professional.
A lonely, wealthy man has garnered some Weibo-fame after posting a note explaining he needs a presentable ahem female escort to accompany him home for Spring Festival. The man is, apparently, quite loaded and quite determined to make his mother think that he's had some luck in the dating scene.In the note, the man explains that his mom has been rushing him to get married, but he hasn't run into much luck, so (of course) he's decided that his best bet is to rent a girlfriend for seven days. The offer stands at a cool one million yuan (with 200,000 paid up-front) and free charter flight from Shenzhen to Zhengzhou.He may be desperate, but that doesn't mean he'll hire just anyone. The poster adamantly requires that the woman should be lighter than 50kg, taller than 168cm, boast a sweet looking face, and hold (at the very least) a bachelors degree. PhDs and/or virgins are strongly preferred, and will get a 10% bonus, because this whole thing wasn't weird enough.The Weibo post immediately attracted national attention, with some users pointing out that "making one million yuan for seven days' work is the same salary as famous actors or singers." Various male netizens reluctantly wished that they was born as girls so they could take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.The post garnered 10,000 comments on its first day, with apparently 5264 female 'contestants'.By Isabel Quanhttp://shanghaiist.com/2014/01/21/man_offer_one_million_to_rent_a_gir.php
What's up 420chan? I just got out of prison, thirteen months for criminal damage. Light up for me, I've got probation. Also, how about a party thread for me? The picture is a hacky sack that an old hippie crocheted for me in the joint!
Did you use a fee fee? I'm glad you're out dude bro now is the time to leave the country.
Back from con-college eh Ricky?
I have nothing else to say other than happy freedom bro :)
>>3758861I think OP has said all he's going to about why he was there.He hasn't, however, told us about the prison trannies yet.
I've been drinking beers and redosing on xanax, codeine and ketamine, and smoking bowls through my entire dayWhat about you guys Classes start tomorrow ;_;
Yeah, that sounds completely reasonable. Get fucked up and fuck with your chemicals in your brain before going to class.
>>3759013There are some classes where that is the only way to get through them.
>>3759012I had a bunch of left laying around so I decided to just throw em together. >>3759013Well I'm not gonna be doing this during the weekdays when the semesters start or something . THat's the point here
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