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What are they planning?"aerial photo taken on Sept. 27, 2014, and provided by NOAA, some 35,000 walrus gather on shore near Point Lay, Alaska. Pacific walrus looking for places to rest in the absence of sea ice are coming to shore in record numbers on Alaska’s northwest coast."
>>3811731How do I get in on this action?
>>3811733Step 1. Fuck a walrus.Step 2. If you haven't been walrusmurdered, repeat step 1.
>>3811723I totally read this post in Wilfreds voice
bout 'time walruses reached that crucial point in their culture where free love reigns, i tell you guys, this is their woodstock and shit, witness history in the making: 2014 walrus summer of luv
What kind of food makes your shit runny and what foods make your shit hard?
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>>3811691this is wrong.
Fiber does both depending on the amount. Oil and fats will make your shit runny. Chug olive oil and have a fun day.
>>3811610Eat bread and cheese all day you'll be dropping hard shit nuggets what will leave you feeling like you got raped by the hemorrhoid monster.
lets try this againhaters to the left
lime.pngdid i do it
>>3811420lol, I knew i'd find you here, bro.
So can Focalin test positive for amphetamines? I've heard rumors it can but no evidence.
>>3811779The second response is more useful, the first response simple says it will because it's a stimulant... which is miss-guided.
>>3811774if you have a prescription you should mention that and it'll be okay
>>3811774it shouldn't, they aren't very structurally similar. methylphenidate isn't an amphetamine.
>tfw not a grillhonestly /b/ if I was a woman and I was still straight like I am now as a man I would take so much dick. I'd be such a slut. I'd have a cock inside me 24/7. Mouth, Pussy, ass.But as luck would have it I turned out to be born as a straight man
>tfw not a grill
Um, Meghan Chavalier has some nice video and photos of her blowing a load on her feet and licking it off.Um, not that I'd know anything about that.
>>3811169I was tripping on acid at the orchestra once and went through a hour long closed eye experience where I visualised my entire life as a girl.It was interesting, I cried. Got awkward when I "lost" my virginity to my best male childhood friend though.
>>3811519Its so hard to find videos of trannies getting fucked by horses/dogs as well. When will trannoes realize they have no right to be so high and mighty when it comes to degrading porn. It its good enough for cis women it should be good enough for trannies!!
i think if i was a woman i'd be 70% lesbian and 30% heterosexualgirls are just so much more attractive and pleasing to be with and around. but sometimes you just wanna get man-handled and tossed around and squashed.>waiting for the day where virtual reality lets me be girl or boy depending on my mood
>waiting for the day where virtual reality lets me be girl or boy depending on my mood
bet you aint seen this
You've never seen this coment before.
>>3811117I want that inside of me. holy fuck
anybody else ever think about this? shit is gonna get really weird over the next few centuries bro. i mean lookit dis: http://www.popsci.com/article/10-foot-sea-level-rise-now-unstoppable-due-glacier-collapseten fucking feet over the next few centuriesthis sucks, man. at least the ozone is getting a little bit better
>>3811639Fuck new yorkers. I bet they'll all just try to make the flooding go away by banning guns and increasing taxes on some arbitrary item.The world will be a much better place without new yorkers shitting up everything.
10 feet? That means Frankston will be gone. Awesome.
>>3811528I'm in Florida, so like, underwater. Fucking lol. I better get a boat.Climate change is real, guys. We can tell that carbon in the atmosphere is way too high by comparing it to the atmosphere bubbles trapped in ancient ice. Also NASA, along with basically every other international research organization, is pretty much certain it's man made and *totally for realsies* happening. Like, I can't stress this enough, you need to fucking recycle and stop buying so much shit, god damn. Or we are going to die.
>>3811079Time for me to actually buy homeowners insurance
ITT: We discuss how after shaving with one of these, you'll never want to shave with anything else.
>>3811590shows that you can grow hair, but still decide to make the commitment to shave.Like I said, most people can't grow decent beards. Though I live in a college town in the state with the highest median age, so its either shitty beard or awesome beard.Most of the time its shitty beard. Beards are annoying as fuck anyway, food and drink gets all over it, they get messy, the only good thing about them is it keeps your face warm in the winter. Opinion however, everyone has them.
>>3811573how the hell do you only shave every 10 days? do you at least trim it to stubble before shaving? i can't even take a razor to my face after only 3 days of growth.but yeah safety razors are pretty fucking lame. i used one for a while and the shave really isn't that special and it takes a bit of practice to truly get good at it. it's cool if you're some nostalgic aspie who likes geeking out over shave brushes and soaps and shit, i guess.shaving in general sucks but it's necessary if you're low T/beta or have shitty beard genetics so you don't end up with some patchy, pube-like neckbeard. i grow a super thick, dark beard so i just rock quarter inch stubble year round and use a beard trimmer every few days. suits me well and makes my jawline and lower third look better too. i trim it down without the guard and go at it with a mach3 when i need/want to be clean shaven for special occasions.
>>3811611>food and drink gets all over it, they get messydo you normally eat by rubbing food all over your face or something? I only ever get a little bit of food in my mustache or sometimes the sides near my mouth.
>food and drink gets all over it, they get messy
>>3811633>how the hell do you only shave every 10 days?I admit its a pain to shave after neglecting it for more than a week, can't do long strokes and I have to go over everything twice to ensure I don't skip any patches.I almost always shave while showering, makes it a lot easier and I never cut myself.I should probably get a trimmer though, since I prefer stubble over a clean shave.
>how the hell do you only shave every 10 days?
So my appetite is really fucked up as of late, and I've trained myself to not be hungry until really late at night, which sucks (and kind of makes me think I have cancer, but whatever). So my question is, I have like $50 until I get paid tomorrow, should I spend it on opiates or food guys?
>>3811500right, he can just buy like 7 dollar frozen pizza, and chow down.
>>3811516What the fuck kinda recommendation is that?He should definitely get something like 2 - 3kg of the ultra, ultra cheapest noodles he can find. And maybe a cheap sugo or some shit. A lot more for bare need of nutrients. Also, OP, why didn't you think of that before? Were you about to spend 50$ on drugs or all the 50$ on food? wtf?
buy 49 dollars worth of opiates and a bean burrito or something
>>3811541You guys don't seem to know how expensive an opiate habit can be. $50 would keep me for MAYBE 2 days when I was into that shit.Food can be easily bummed or stolen. Opiates are a bit more difficult.
This thread is dedicated to crowds of people. Let's make this a people watching thread.
>>3811525dear god, i hope that guy ties his shoes before going into battle
>>3811532Is that Jeff Goldblum dressed as a cowboy?
>>3811531That guy on the right>das it mane
>das it mane
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Holy fucking shit balls. This shit is fucking stupid. It's like throwing money in the fucking garbage.I think I've flushed $4,000 dollars down the toilet, maintaining a mediocre piece of hardware as a fashion statement that requires a constant internet connection, or it gets sand in its vagina. And now it's fucking on the verge of taking a shit on me, and I have to race to drop another oh, why not $5,000 this time, just because fuck all of my money, I don't want it anymore.People are fucking assholes. This shit is fucking stupid. If Windows 8 weren't such an unholy abomination, I never would have considered this. And what the fuck is with all the faggots at the Apple stores? Why are they such smug pieces of shit? What the fuck is wrong with this world? I hope nuclear war erases humanity before it's too late. Too late for what? I... I just don't even fucking know anymore.
>>3811499you'd be the happiest installing gentoo.
>>3811100>cosbritfag identified, opinions disregarded
Do the right thing.install gentoo.
I think I'm gonna switch to linux in the near future, get at me
>>3811471I agree the lyrics are pretty bad. Kanye has a pretty good track record for lyricism so that came as kind of a suprise to me as I love all his other shit. The beat though as always is on point. Kanye is a complete douche, but he makes some excellent music as far as mainstream hip hop goes.
>>3811476THOSE YUMMY NIPPLES
>>3811477Maybe his writing and music is good, but I can't stand the sound of his voice.Only decent track was that 'Touch the Sky' one IMO.
If you were as sexy as Al Roker, How would you take advantage of this?
I would suck my own dick and cum on my face.
>>3811446I'd stop being black.huehuehue
What is your name?
>>3811453quit fooling around
>>3811459You win my vote
lets chat and watch videos together and shitsome documentary is on now but everyone can add and vote skiphttp://taima.tv/r/wizard2
bumphello my name is alcohol
>>3811417mine name is also alcohol, cousini think i'm about to change it to sleep though
whoa so many people in here what a fiesta
get in here nigg3ers
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