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Can we make eachother laugh just for the SLAYER? by Riccardo Giacconi - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 01:17:22 EST ID:wwIehnJI No.3759324 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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H ey /b/
I think it's time for a steller thread
F or all of my homies
F or just one second lets remember
W e can make
E achother laugh. Let's do it.
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Mary Lovestain - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 03:07:42 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3759415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Honestly,
I think this is a
fabulous idea for a thread. just kidding,
fag.
we have better things to do than fart around trying to
elicit cheap laughs from each other
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Mary Lovestain - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 03:08:35 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3759416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759415
Fuck.


hrm by Joseph von Fraunhofer - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 23:44:33 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3756061 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you had $500,000 at your disposal what could you do strategically to improve the world?

What do you believe is required to noticeably affect the world?

How could we even things out a little bit, so the rich are a little less rich and the poor are a little less poor?
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Joseph von Fraunhofer - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 08:17:15 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3756511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3756411
God damn, and he's only spending less than $10k a year to do that. Imagine if this became a common thing it would even make more jobs for us here if they had a legitimate organization that actually worked.
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Gil Chesterton - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 10:10:29 EST ID:/qWLYDbb No.3756564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would carpet bomb Gaza strip with psychedelics.
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Yoshiko Tamura - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 10:18:58 EST ID:C3lizaLl No.3756569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3756428
Insolation is a function of area. Vertical gardens of any density will not power themselves.
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Easty Beasty - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:47:03 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3759291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3756411
>Yes, here apparently: >>3744320
can someone repost that screen cap ?


Yo where can I get an instagram?? by Tyron Woodley - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:17:23 EST ID:Adq/aTYT No.3759249 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It just social weedia talk.
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Luna Vachon - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:42:06 EST ID:bLkTFQMc No.3759282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
throw some hashtags on top of the bowl pack.


fill in the blank by Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:05:40 EST ID:frqpn8EJ No.3759036 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jackie Moore - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:58:20 EST ID:TE9/mdUj No.3759227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well a shit leopard can't change its spots
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:19:39 EST ID:frqpn8EJ No.3759253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bump for more
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NicholasClayfield.smd - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:20:18 EST ID:Wpv8pAQz No.3759254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759227
Shit spots
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Dr. Leah Brahms - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:25:07 EST ID:ul5jEmsc No.3759258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759254
Ya hear that Rand?
It's the shit winds bud
The shit winds are ablowin'


Your Soul by Fucking Pickridge - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 15:27:52 EST ID:HgOZZoyb No.3758525 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What does /b/ do to nurture their soul?

inb4 things like exercise and reading books that just help the body
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Easty Beasty - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:59:01 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3759185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759179
also, you don't need to exert yourself so hard you feel sick, just go until you feel a bit uneasy, over-exerting yourself isn't sustainable anyways, gotta gradually ramp it up without going too too far.
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NiggerBrocklepitch.sit - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:59:54 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3759189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hunting with my grandpa was a really healthy experience for me, i watched him finish a boar with an axe
feels related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlVIuw5iyxw
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Adolphe Dugléré - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:59:58 EST ID:lSEMOwUM No.3759230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3758574
I'd heard that some mystics take cold showers. Why is this? What makes cold showers better than warm showers? Also, how are cold showers not painful as heck?
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ShittingGaddlesere.tmp - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:10:04 EST ID:A8xF98SR No.3759238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ganja.


Where do you get your news? by Isabella Pubberkire - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 16:58:00 EST ID:t+tSB3tJ No.3755361 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I get mine's from forums. What about you?

Pic unrelated.
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William Hipperdot - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:07:07 EST ID:M3auB1II No.3759038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I get all of my news from Abovetopsecret and Liveleak
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Kindler William - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:41:00 EST ID:Ra6JvSrB No.3759167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only reliable source for true news.
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Isaac Newton - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:25:11 EST ID:ZFt5ayyU No.3759211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759038
Hahahaha dude fucking AboveTopSecret. Back when I was in fourth or fifth grade I read Angels and Demons and the Da Vinci Code and then went online to look them up. I found ATS and registered and holy shit they never stopped sending me updates. Ahaha I just went to my old email and searched it and there was still one there:
Subject: "ATS: August 9, 2009: New Pro-Videos: Obama, 9/11, IRS, and more!"
One of the stories was:
"Barack Obama: A Question Of Eligibility
What if the president of the United States is not constitutionally eligible to serve? Is it possible that a straightforward criterion was overlooked during a long, grueling, expensive campaign? Why are so many questions about something so simple still going unanswered? A Question of Eligibility goes where no other documentary has dared to go in seeking the answers to those questions, including one that millions of Americans are asking: "Why won't Barack Obama release publicly the long-form birth certificate he claims to have from the state of Hawaii?""

nb 'cause really high and off-topic but thanks for the nostalgia and laughs
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Isaac Newton - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:25:54 EST ID:ZFt5ayyU No.3759212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759211
...aaand I accidentally forgot to hit no bump


cool sites? by Prince Bubba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 18:13:00 EST ID:a2y2zMM7 No.3758786 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anyone know any of those cool new website things?
i just found this one, i love it:
http://www.alliwantedwasapepsi.com/

il dig thru my bookmarks and try to find some more
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Minori Makiba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:47:13 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3759177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759174
that one guy got a bunch
all i got is a lil bourbon and one piece of spearmint gum
we cam share if you want
not really.
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FannyWeffingbury.dao - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:56:28 EST ID:sOoyKhVK No.3759180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759177
that was OP
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Minori Makiba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:11:22 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3759201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759180
iincorrect, i never make threads.
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Minori Makiba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:14:56 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3759206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759180

shit you were right


Bump when gif by Violet Churchgrab - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 21:26:30 EST ID:0HpPslVD No.3757317 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am going to post gifs, join in if you want.
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Rose Gray - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:41:47 EST ID:chYbNQvR No.3759169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759118
It's just a joke.

lighten up, damn
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Friedrich Bessel - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:43:31 EST ID:WzL4J6kN No.3759171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759118
relax he's just trolling. you don't have to believe in something to troll someone with it.
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Minori Makiba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:44:28 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3759173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759118
lemme smell yo dick and/or pussy
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NiggerBrocklepitch.sit - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:45:42 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3759176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3759171

what if clara is the one trolling

what if we are all trolling ourselves


Spheres Thread by Vannah Nevertoke - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:02:24 EST ID:JBPd02N/ No.3758946 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post some spherical things
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Chen Kenichi - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:36:03 EST ID:V0YqRMe0 No.3759074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Coolington Faceoff - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:55:22 EST ID:qbOZ9jtt No.3759100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3759073
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ShittingGaddlesere.tmp - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:00:58 EST ID:A8xF98SR No.3759107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759100

Haha, I get it.
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Jean-Georges Vongerichten - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:40:17 EST ID:j+qBV2o8 No.3759166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759014
is that a generator?


Kangaroo thread by Simon Gorrystone - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:36:26 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3759158 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Dude, Kangaroos are so dope. They looks so chill and welcoming, but then you get close to them and they start throwing punches. They are some cool motherfuckers, man. Post kangaroo stuff, bruh.
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John Binningwedge - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:38:44 EST ID:ZHB5DXp1 No.3759162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759158
If your company wants to offset their 'carbon footprint' you can pay an Aus firm to shoot some kangaroos for you.
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Vannah Nevertoke - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:39:26 EST ID:JBPd02N/ No.3759163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759161
Then you aren't killing yourself.
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NiggerBrocklepitch.sit - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:41:41 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3759168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759163

if you purposefully put yourself in a deadly circumstance you are indeed offing yourself
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NiggerBrocklepitch.sit - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:43:49 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3759172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also to be extremely specific thats a wallaby


You're invited by Ulis - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:21:45 EST ID:VMNqzqdv No.3759141 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can you make the date?
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Melissa d'Arabian - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:23:23 EST ID:AH3n2zVh No.3759143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759141
Guest DJ?

OH SHIT NIGGA IMA BE THERE
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John Binningwedge - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:23:31 EST ID:ZHB5DXp1 No.3759144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love 'Guest DJ'
'Guest DJ' is my favourite artist(s).
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Kenneth Parcell - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:32:08 EST ID:75bI58gJ No.3759153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759144
Females are a whole dollar cheaper.That place is gonna be swarming with good muff.
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Minori Makiba - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:35:08 EST ID:cAnS+JEY No.3759156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i don't give a fuck, i'll come if i feel like it

also story of my sex life


I don't know who the dude on the right is, by Legate Porania - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:02:49 EST ID:hrVJb5ny No.3759112 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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but he's dealing with 3 or 4 creepy-ass stares.
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Rich Boy Lillian - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:11:21 EST ID:4LCgTbCU No.3759125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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no ones gonna mention this creepo?
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Paul Thalamas - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:12:16 EST ID:xjoj2NTr No.3759127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If only he knew what he just did to me with that hand..
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NiggerBrocklepitch.sit - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:12:22 EST ID:lekKRryb No.3759128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759125

he looks like he has a poo fetish
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 22:18:10 EST ID:rY8LxTXd No.3759134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Putin is like, I'm glad you've made up your mind and joined us with bringing U.S.S.R back.

The Asian guy is like, "AH! NO WAY!"


/b/ I'm retarded... Explain to me why this isn't retarded. (ALS) by Bernard-Ferdinand Lyot - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 14:24:39 EST ID:nOmV1G43 No.3758459 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've always said if you have to explain your joke, odds are it's a shitty joke.

I'm not trying to be cynical about this situation but I'm just having trouble understanding it. This is of course about the Ice Bucket challenge. I've looked into how "not donating" makes sense, but the fact that had to look into it in the first place is what I find silly. So from the average Joe's perspective, why does this make sense? Am I that stupid? To me donating the actual 100$ makes more sense than avoiding it by doing some viral challenge.

Explain this to me, like you would a child or mentally ill person. Once again not trying to be cynic here but to me it makes A FUCK TON of a lot more sense if everyone just donated 100$. Keep in mind I am a mentally ill 11 year old, I'm sorry if this post is inconvenient.

Pic related, it's me yall!
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Jew Niggereater - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:04:53 EST ID:fQAVjY6O No.3759035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3759026
youre actually, literally, mentally retarded. you seriously cant read. Your brain must just be a fuzz of white noise and static.
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Brad Cunnilingus - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:06:20 EST ID:HsuqkpK1 No.3759037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3759026
Agreed. Or at least I think I agree. Can I get a tl;dr?
tl;dr : tl;dr
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Steve Smith - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:20:15 EST ID:yuVc5XDS No.3759052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759030
lol i didnt even read the thread, just this bit...why must I post on net?
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Kenneth Parcell - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:48:47 EST ID:75bI58gJ No.3759089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ALS means All Ladies Shaved, in case you didn't already know.

Send people to http://alsscan.com/ and tell them it's a place where they can sign up for an ALS exam by a medical professional.


Man offers one million yuan to rent girlfriend, PhD or virgin preferred by ShittingGaddlesere.tmp - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:35:19 EST ID:A8xF98SR No.3759071 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A lonely, wealthy man has garnered some Weibo-fame after posting a note explaining he needs a presentable ahem female escort to accompany him home for Spring Festival. The man is, apparently, quite loaded and quite determined to make his mother think that he's had some luck in the dating scene.

In the note, the man explains that his mom has been rushing him to get married, but he hasn't run into much luck, so (of course) he's decided that his best bet is to rent a girlfriend for seven days. The offer stands at a cool one million yuan (with 200,000 paid up-front) and free charter flight from Shenzhen to Zhengzhou.

He may be desperate, but that doesn't mean he'll hire just anyone. The poster adamantly requires that the woman should be lighter than 50kg, taller than 168cm, boast a sweet looking face, and hold (at the very least) a bachelors degree. PhDs and/or virgins are strongly preferred, and will get a 10% bonus, because this whole thing wasn't weird enough.

The Weibo post immediately attracted national attention, with some users pointing out that "making one million yuan for seven days' work is the same salary as famous actors or singers." Various male netizens reluctantly wished that they was born as girls so they could take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.

The post garnered 10,000 comments on its first day, with apparently 5264 female 'contestants'.

By Isabel Quan

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/01/21/man_offer_one_million_to_rent_a_gir.php


Prison Break! by Amir Sadollah - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:25:52 EST ID:p7mJCf+V No.3757036 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's up 420chan? I just got out of prison, thirteen months for criminal damage. Light up for me, I've got probation. Also, how about a party thread for me? The picture is a hacky sack that an old hippie crocheted for me in the joint!
Banned
User was uninvited to this party
User was banned by: Omnom
Reason: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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Spilda Bongwata - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:03:44 EST ID:0CwJeBpN No.3758948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you use a fee fee? I'm glad you're out dude bro now is the time to leave the country.
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Big John McCarthy - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:44:37 EST ID:qSwtd5mR No.3759004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Back from con-college eh Ricky?
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Persis - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:49:30 EST ID:UnrrNnSu No.3759010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have nothing else to say other than happy freedom bro :)
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Margaret Burbidge - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:10:14 EST ID:G5b/lJSy No.3759041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3758861
I think OP has said all he's going to about why he was there.
He hasn't, however, told us about the prison trannies yet.


Floating through my life by Fuck Bublingfeg - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:46:57 EST ID:eDnXi06O No.3759008 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been drinking beers and redosing on xanax, codeine and ketamine, and smoking bowls through my entire day

What about you guys

Classes start tomorrow ;_;
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:51:07 EST ID:rY8LxTXd No.3759013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that sounds completely reasonable. Get fucked up and fuck with your chemicals in your brain before going to class.
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Tim Donst - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:52:39 EST ID:4M+/iOSR No.3759015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759013
w/e grandpa
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Hector Guerrero - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:54:05 EST ID:SDoyeJav No.3759016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3759013

There are some classes where that is the only way to get through them.
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Fuck Bublingfeg - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:57:09 EST ID:eDnXi06O No.3759023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3759012
I had a bunch of left laying around so I decided to just throw em together.

>>3759013
Well I'm not gonna be doing this during the weekdays when the semesters start or something . THat's the point here


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