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vegans be crazy by Isa Jo - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:01:16 EST ID:BbY3UBnH No.3837100 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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vegans be fucking crazy... this bitch hates me because I eat eggs, I live in the country and the eggs come from my fucking neighbour, she tells me to "get educated" lol.

so I told that bitch to get fucked and that if the world was vegan and my wife was pregnant i'd kill an animal and feed her to ensure my offspring had the best chance at survival; and i'd let my kid eat meat til they were of an age to make their own decision to ensure development / vegans who feed carniverous pets tofu and shit is everything thats wrong with the animal rights movement and shes basically a unguided bitch

So yeah, I fucking blew this city slickers fucking mind, shes not saying shit; shes my mums friend and mums gonna be fucking pissed...

i'm booked as a volenteer for additional animal rights activism events; I feel like wearing my pimp ass suede jacket next time - fuck them.
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Graham Pommerset - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:46:08 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3837134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel this knowledge needs to be embedded somewhere in a textbook or, with what I probably guess has been said before
Everyone when talking about a people group end up using straw mans on how they act, because nobody remembers the quiet vegans because theyre not fucking saying anything so the silence before and after the one cunt is every other one just chillin.
this goes with any group of people.
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ReubenBlittingkare.wav - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:59:13 EST ID:rVfJVaO2 No.3837141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837121
>Yet being passive and not challenging their obtrusive suppositions doesn't help anything except enforce the cycle of hate either.

If you're so stupid to believe it is a simple dichotomy maybe you should leave judging maturity to adults.
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Caesar Cardini - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:59:35 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3837142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So I'm walkin down the road, right? Just walkin. Headin to the BBQ for some grub, whistling a tune, mackin on some honiees, enjoying myself. Suddenly this bitch starts strolling up from behind me. I could tell her type just by lookin at her. She was white like she had vitamin deficiencies, skinny in the unimportant places and fat around the neck, and had thick, clumpy dreds of various colors. She taps me on the shoulder after trying to get my attention with words that I ignore to show my dominance, and I stop dead in my tracks.

And then she just starts screaming at me, ya know, like how women do. I vaguely remember her saying something about my shirt, but I can't recall the exact phrasing. I love that shirt though. Still have it. Its just a plain black shirt that says "I ONLY EAT BACON AND PUSSY" on the front in big red letters.

Anyway, she somehow got to talking about being a vegan, and her diatribe was just insufferable. But then the crazies thing happened! Just as I was grabbin the door handle of the BBQ join to get me a slab of some succulent baby back ribs, it clicked, and she started making a whole lot of sense. She said something I'll never forget till the day I die: "Bro, eating animals is like stuffin your dick in the toaster. Don't do that".

I haven't eaten a single thing that comes from the death, suffering, and/or labor of any living creatures since that day. I sustain myself on wild grasses and reclaimed produce from the dumpsters behind the farmers market. And that woman? We've been in a totally egalitarian post-modernist-feminism civil unionship for almost 4 years now. She's my organic rock. I couldn't tell the difference between between a poisonous wild mushroom growing in the park and an edible one if my life dependent on it without her, and it does depend on it, because those poisonous ones can kill you.

So yeah, really put some thought into it guys. Do you really want that all on your conscience? Literally billions of innocent, intelligent creatures killed and living in perpetual suffering just because you want to enjoy the food you eat and take relatively normal shits? Don't be selfish.
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Graham Pommerset - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 03:03:04 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3837143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837142
Yeah nature sucks and the masses need to be fed which is why we have enzymes in our bellies to digest that shit


the momentyou feel the effects by Edward Barnard - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:39:26 EST ID:neFSrE6i No.3837018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm talkin like 2 or 3 hits after you light up that joint. and the music crescendos and the shittiest day youve had of your life evaporates.

>show me that face
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Caesar Cardini - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:34:34 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3837128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Vagina McPenison - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:39:12 EST ID:WcSeZuXs No.3837131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Youngster Doris - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:53:23 EST ID:iwe+A/VI No.3837138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Irwin Shapiro - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:57:43 EST ID:3P8nlQKe No.3837140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Another faggot by Player Two - Sun, 19 Oct 2014 23:06:21 EST ID:DiF1J0qS No.3835923 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, I have a question. Why are we doing this? Modern civilization I mean. Why? Right now, collectively, as a species. We don't seem to have any real goal. We exist, sure, we live, yeah. There's no focus though, we just live, kill each other (for those of us lucky enough to be in power or behind a weapon). We sacrifice freedom for security, we trade convenience for longevity. Yet we've got little to show for it. We left our planet...but that was over 50 years ago, and that was only to the moon. We still have borders, seperate 'races', ideologies, political affiliations and religions, but what has it achieved for us? We have faster cars, even faster computers and now we can microwave food. But what else? Why are we continuing to perpetuate our own self destructive existence? I know that right now things are..normal. If what we call our existence is normal...but what happens if we can't save the world? Or 'god' or whatever deity doesn't exist? Do we just die out? Do we just keep polluting and destroying each other..ultimately rotting on the same planet we started out on?

I'm curious what peoples opinions are I guess. I have hope, as naive as that may seem. It's why I'm alive, otherwise I would have blown my brains out years ago. I'm just wondering why we continue our petty human problems when there are clearly more ideal goals to strive towards than just arbitrary things like money, power, or influence.

You know what? I bet aliens exist, and I bet they're looking down on us.
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Poké Kid Lydia - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:40:56 EST ID:A3qy+UcS No.3837021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3836955
What you are saying is correct, it is however dependent on a lot of conditional factors.
For example; whether long or short waves are being used for their communication, the reflection and absorption characteristics of the
atmosphere on their planet. It is also conceivable that alien life forms that are able to communicate have taken precautions to prevent detection from other worlds (us).
We are speculating that consciousness is not an isolated phenomenon in the universe, but it remains important that there may be all sorts of life that
has no need or interest in radio communication.
We are actually under the impression that we exist, we have a number of ways to test that, there are only a very small number of ways to know if intelligent
exists in other places in the universe.
The general idea or direction that I am coming from here is that life may evolve just enough to jump form one planet to the next until it runs out of options
and is forced to attempt interstellar travel. We (life on Earth) may have been the product of interstellar life seeding vehicles (asteroids or constructed ships)
sent in the direction of solar systems speculated to be able to support life. In other words, life on Earth may not have originated here at all, but have traveled here from
some distant star system.
The human body contains about 100 trillion cells, but only maybe one in 10 of those cells is actually human. The rest are bacteria or some other kind of organism. and only 3%
of our DNA codes for creating a human being, I'm saying there is plenty that we simply do not understand about life or consciousness.
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Antonio Rogerio Nogueira - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:31:45 EST ID:LlJO+87e No.3837069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837021
> We (life on Earth) may have been the product of interstellar life seeding vehicles (asteroids or constructed ships) sent in the direction of solar systems speculated to be able to support life.

If you were seeding other planets with starships, you would not see a evolution of different species that happens gradually. Most likely you would seed an entire biosphere at once, and so instead of the very simple archaea that dominated the early earth, you would see a huge diversity of life spring forth all at once.

Sure you could send some very simple organism and hope that eventually intelligent life comes out of the process, but why take the risk? Life would be basically starting over at each planet you flew to. It took 3.7 billion years for us to get this far, which is a fair fraction of the universe's total age. This sort of inter-planetary seeding would be far to slow, and to any civilization advanced enough to send anything to another solar body, there are far better methods.

Instead of just sending life (DNA, cells, whatever) to start things, an advanced civilization would send some sort of self-replicating nanites. They could then be programmed to build nearly anything, including whole lifeforms. Much quicker in terms of actual biosphere creation, and you can send entire species as data with the nanites.
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Roger Penrose - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:00:34 EST ID:rBiRE/u6 No.3837098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are we human? Or are we dancers?
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John Landis - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:57:02 EST ID:PA4B5kTH No.3837139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837069
>you would see a huge diversity of life spring forth all at once
Doesn't that pretty much describe the Cambrian explosion? The Ediacaran era before that was mostly made up of life forms that, as far as we can tell, mostly don't seem to have evolved into anythiing that is still around, and then in the Cambrian a whopping buttload of all sorts of stuff just sort of appears.

I don't really think life on this planet was in fact seeded from elsewhere, mostly because space is really really really big and empty and big and stuff and I don't think it'd be at all feasible for any kind of civilization to do that, but if it were, it would seem to make sense to find a planet where primitive life has already gotten underway and hijack it because fuck those dudes.


Taking drugs by Hamilton Blatherdale - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:08:12 EST ID:+Ns/tiNS No.3836905 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Overall was it the right choice?
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Thalen - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:30:32 EST ID:CxMdXPn1 No.3837126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3836905
I want to roll around in those plushy fluffy things because of reasons. And roll around naked. Maybe with a naked girl. For naked sexu cuddles on those fluffy plushies/
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Ba'el - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:43:03 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3837133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah man for sure.
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Andrei Arlovski - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:46:44 EST ID:vzVVYZeT No.3837135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837126
>rolling around with a naked chick in a giant pile of plush toys
that sounds very appealing actually.
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Irwin Shapiro - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:49:27 EST ID:3P8nlQKe No.3837137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Absolutely! But my alcoholism is probably not the right choice.

>>3837102
I'm glad to hear that man. I have a few friends in the military and they're kinda cunts. Most of them don't do drugs, and I feel that weed and/or a ppsychedelic experience would be really food for them. They won't hear it though. Anyway good on you


grrl by Danny Basham - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:50:54 EST ID:tvT2eahb No.3836967 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be me
>22
>Rolling at party an hr 1/2 away this summer
>Made friends with everybody there
>Meet the most beautiful girl, talk to her a bunch, she seems totally into me, my friends even said so later
>she leaves, im distracted at the time+rolling, dont get her contact info

I added some people on facebook from this night who have invited me to parties at this house ever since than, I haven't attended b/c no money.

Now, I've finally been employed again for a few months and am living on a normal schedule. I still party every now and than, but I'm not an unemployed alcholic borderline homeless drug addict, I got my shit together, I have my own car, I work 60 hours a week.

I got invited to a party at this house. There will be live music, $1 beers, probably people doing coke and molly and shit like that, lots of weed smoke.

I tried to stalk this girl up on fb since but haven't been able to find her...until recently. She clicked "Attending" for the newest event invite...
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Danny Basham - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:01:35 EST ID:tvT2eahb No.3836985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836978
yes, but I looked up the town she lives in, and its like an hr and 10 minutes away

this girl is soooo fine
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Team Aqua Grunt Sophie - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:30:39 EST ID:xw1X3M7L No.3837009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836967
You both were rolling that's why you guys were into each other dog jerker
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Danny Basham - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:35:42 EST ID:tvT2eahb No.3837012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837009
She was not
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Richard Leblanc - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:48:12 EST ID:oeT/WPl4 No.3837136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836967
Hey, man, I think you're looking for
>>>http://boards.420chan.org/qq/res/459122.php


Manly thread by Kevin Flynn - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:14:56 EST ID:0Nuwrjuj No.3836547 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT we post all MANLY things, and all things that are MANLY!!!
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Jenny Brezzlenat - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:54:42 EST ID:Kaa6WUy/ No.3837094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I clicked this thread expecting gay sex. I am disappoint.
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Irwin Shapiro - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:58:06 EST ID:3P8nlQKe No.3837096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837094
I'll have gay sex with you bro
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Geordi La Forge - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:59:05 EST ID:OLLO2Nkl No.3837097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837094
http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1413610263328.gif
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Ba'el - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:41:42 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3837132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


what the fuck by CyrilBuckleson.pot - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:45:42 EST ID:Iug9VmHS No.3837026 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm 20 years old, most people here get married at like 25 and have kids by 30
Just what the fuck, that gives me like 2 years of casually fucking girls before I have to try and find 'the one' and commit to a serious relationship for a few years before proposing. I've got like 5 years left to be young and do fun shit according to other people

Fuck every cunt, I just wanna save up some money and become an expact in South east asia and get high with my buddies without a care in the world
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Thomas Cellywater - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:16:14 EST ID:HRIZjb83 No.3837117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837104

-Get kidnapped by gangs and held for ransom

fun fun fun fun
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HannahClennernet.html - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:29:23 EST ID:bENTNtsx No.3837123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>before I have to blah blah

nigga you ain't gotta do shiiiiiit
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Caroline Herschel - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:30:58 EST ID:K07TN3ns No.3837127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837117
He said South East Asia.
Not South America. Silly goose.

Worst he'll get is a home invasion, murdered in a bar, or a lifetime sentence in prison for getting high.
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Ba'el - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:36:02 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3837129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Put it off until you are 39. Don't pick one until you are like 37 or 38 lol. Or just never pick and become a dirty old guy that has a tanning bed and satin sheets and shit.....


Thread of penis woe; women keep out by Blathers Lavatorius - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 00:04:13 EST ID:9942TZ/g No.3835972 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lost 66lbs thereby adding a solid inch to one's dick making it a cool 5.9 inches only to find out that apparently girth is more important and there is nothing to be done about my lack of girth.
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Nurse Jabara - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:59:45 EST ID:g9sGH8pg No.3837043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My dick is on the larger side of average and I've had a girlfriend for five years while I also fuck around because completely honest open relationships are so much more rewarding than backward ass monogamous bullshit. Had a threesome at the end of this summer, I fap to the video on a regular basis. I like video games, they're pretty neat. Weed is cool but lately I've fallen in love with whiskey. Just started a new job.

Life's good but some of my friends are dying and that sucks, I guess.

nb
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Geordi La Forge - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:05:22 EST ID:OLLO2Nkl No.3837049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837043
ebola?
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Nurse Jabara - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:08:58 EST ID:g9sGH8pg No.3837051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3837049

Nothin' exciting like that, unfortunately. Just good old respiratory fuckages, heart diseases and cancer.
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Sarah Kaufman - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:29:46 EST ID:UAsK/WaQ No.3837124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837015
How was OP blaming women? He was just pointing out what their preferences are and the fact that he doesn't meet them.


Haikus bitches by Kip Thorne - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:49:35 EST ID:1jIK08H+ No.3837088 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My love burns for you
As yours likely burns for me
I gave you the clap
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Isabella Dollykark - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:51:16 EST ID:JLOZK2N9 No.3837090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigganigganigganigganigga
niggaaaaa niga u gay
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Geordi La Forge - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:10:04 EST ID:OLLO2Nkl No.3837109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3837090
NIGGA I'M 200% NIGGA MAH NIGGggGGAAAAA
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Poké Kid Lydia - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:10:32 EST ID:A3qy+UcS No.3837110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is weird, and I think I like it.
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Caesar Cardini - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:22:09 EST ID:/53I8Vp8 No.3837119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Water is not wet
compared to dat pussy gurl
Do you understand?

Goggles is a word
Gubernatorial too
Who the fuck made words?

Black women are hot
And I mean like really black
Like batman's cape black

Shes my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a
sweet diabetes
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American cities with the worst people by Akira Maeda - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 20:56:25 EST ID:+Puxsyla No.3836743 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been to most major cities in the US and have compiled a list of the cities with the biggest amount of assholes. Try not to live in these cities ever

  1. Boston - most insufferable people on the face of planet earth
  2. Los Angeles - retards way too obsessed with appearances and pretending to be celebrities
  3. Washington DC - power tripping yuppie faggots obsessed with their faggot careers
  4. San Francisco - shit-eating tryhards who think they're cool for some reason
  5. Phoenix - full of Arizonans

Of course these are just generalizations, you will find plenty of cool people in these cities, but these have the largest amount of cuntheads. Pic unrelated, it's Chicago, a city with a high ratio of cool people to assholes
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Guillaume Fouquet de la Varenne - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:52:29 EST ID:A5wgKo4m No.3837092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol Apache Junction is pretty fucking bad

meth capital of AZ
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Stephan Bonnar - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:04:57 EST ID:OAR1cvyY No.3837103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837092
Maryvale is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3EdhGjd8E0
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Guillaume Fouquet de la Varenne - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:07:22 EST ID:A5wgKo4m No.3837105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837103

FUCKING LOL,

this is hysterical to me as an arizonan in a way i cannot even fucking explain. everything from the topic of the video, to the animal shelter lady's suggestion, to "cops are too busy"

fucking perfect lmao
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Joey Mercury - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 02:16:01 EST ID:vmPTkcN/ No.3837116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837076

Yes. "Pretty" is an understatement. It is a ghetto. For vacation, is kinda of nice. Great food, good-looking people (depends which part you are visiting). And if you are a US-citizen, you don't need a passport to go there, just your id and money.

For an inhabitant of that place, is hellish.


Intra-European Stereotypes by Balls McGee - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:23:51 EST ID:beAG/5cu No.3836923 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So whats up with your guys' stereotypes of each other, or even stereotypes of certain parts of your country? I work with a lot of Europeans and hearing new stereotypes is always interesting. Germans calling French lazy fucks, brits calling basques cheap ass mtherfuckers, Neapolitans talking shit about annoying hoity toity Venetians, etc. I want to learn more about your local stereotypes.
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Astro Boy - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:14:58 EST ID:/Wr6pZ8X No.3837004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836923

It's not European, but I worked at a Chinese restaurant as a host for about two years. The family that owned it was straight from China and even only the mother spoke English. They all worked from 8am to 11pm seven days a week. Even their 13 year old daughter worked there after school until close.

Frequently the mother would bitch about how lazy she found American's to be. To her an 8 hour work day with weekends off is the height of slothy behavior and she was amazed we ever got anything done. She'd say she hated hiring American's to work in the restaurant because they would refuse to keep up with the Chinese staff.

Of course, in my opinion they worked way too goddamn hard and I don't understand how they could possibly have any enjoyment in their lives. Cultural barriers suck.
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Boogerman - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:28:47 EST ID:E6IHvnqJ No.3837065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I keep hearing Germans are a bunch of Workaholics.
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Ba'el - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:42:55 EST ID:MkVwdM6w No.3837083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3837065

I just heard they are a bunch of poop sniffing faggots.
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Roachpoach Traymoocher - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:44:30 EST ID:Spl21h64 No.3837085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837083
yeah I heard this too


Music by Charlton Heston - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:37:23 EST ID:T0GNIGQU No.3837073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Good songs I found today both rap and metal:
Job for a cowboy - reduced to mere filth
The absences - Into the pit (Testament cover)
Migos- Bags
Migos - Shooters
Plies- Bust it Baby
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Fred Whipple - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:40:00 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.3837078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3837073
>Good songs
>Plies


Why do people think texans are stupid! by JarvisDartshit.bin - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 15:00:21 EST ID:QjJpNW/u No.3836374 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I grew up in east Texas and I want to know what you guys think about Texas. I see so much hate for Texas, calling texans ignorant or stupid and I want to know why.

I plan on moving to Denver or LA and maybe even New York, how fucked would I be out in those large population cities? How do I un-tex-afy myself to become more cultured and intelligent?
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Maid Rebecca - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:06:44 EST ID:IueJZe8B No.3837050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837048
You just descrbed like 80% of San Antonio. Evreyone else is rich assholes from Alamo Heights.
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Irwin Shapiro - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:27:47 EST ID:3P8nlQKe No.3837062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As a Texan, it's probably because we're a bastion for racism, sexism, religious fundamentalist tomfoolery, and we have the redneck/cowboy image to bring it all together. Obviously other states are just as bad, but our image happens to be worse because of how visable we are in the media. We also have one of the most corrupt state governments and morally bankrupt representatives.

We're the poster child of everything that's wrong with the South, regardless of how unnuanced and arrogant that idea is. Plus Yanks love to shit all over the South with their underserved sense of superiority as if their hometowns and representatives aren't just as fucktarded as ours. Don't get me wrong, Texas blows as does the South, but it's not like our problems are unique to the area. The U.S. is infected with classism and bigotry in every corner. If we want to generalize then we're ALL dumb as fuck, not just the South.

State pride and nationalism is reprehensible regardless of where you hail. Fuck everything, let's colonize Mars and start over.
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Astro Boy - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:36:35 EST ID:/Wr6pZ8X No.3837072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837062

>implying Mars wouldn't be divided up by the richest men there and start it all over again.

The problems mankind face today are the same problems we've faced since the inception of civilization. They will never be solved, only change to reflect the era. One day, Humans on Europa will be racist toward humans on Titan. That's just the way it is.

The more things change the more they stay the same.
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Irwin Shapiro - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:42:38 EST ID:3P8nlQKe No.3837081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837072
Sometimes you should take a statement at face value. I wasn't implying anything. Regardless of how it turns out, it would be an opportunity to try and start over.


So I just dumped a load into a Japanese chick's pussy hole by C. Red - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 15:48:50 EST ID:YMJjysrO No.3836419 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Here's hoping I got that bitch preggers!
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Edward Pickering - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:36:10 EST ID:RdDPHFR2 No.3837013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3836977
Freaks me the fuck out
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Geordi La Forge - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:39:50 EST ID:OLLO2Nkl No.3837019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836973
damn spardot was that lipring really necessary?
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AlbertHadgewater.ppt - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:11:27 EST ID:M+KeI5di No.3837053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3837019
What'd she do this time?
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Traci Brooks - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:36:25 EST ID:wm9xHQqC No.3837071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>3837053
Look like a fucking ugly bitch


Post your biggest little problem /b/ by Kenny Omega - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 20:04:45 EST ID:96dVJrh3 No.3836668 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yeah there's Ebola out there and whatever but I can't do shit about any of that
Meanwhile I have a GIANT pimple on my ass somehow, never get pimples ever not even on my face one one huge fucker decides to pop up in the most uncomfortable spot
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Nigger Gammlewatch - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:56:51 EST ID:gUIwpSSO No.3836971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836966
Before you go, kick the shit out of your friend. At least then you'll have a reason to runaway to the foreign legion. Or you could just run away to the circus.
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Laura Longcock - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:24:09 EST ID:jMpgnhvt No.3837059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836971
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King Mo - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:28:04 EST ID:cf0rDiyA No.3837064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ass pimples are the worst because the skin is so thick it's hard to get a good enough pinch on the bugger no pun
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Edward Stickletoes - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:29:32 EST ID:ezEOZXDk No.3837067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I broke up with my Fiance of 6+ years, and I'm really trying to quit drinking but fuck I'm lonely and depressed. And now I don't really have a house. I'm sleeping in a racecar bed, and all my belongings are still at "our house"
And now I've also got an eating disorder on top of everything else

But most of all I work really fucking early and my boss is a lunatic. Fuck life, stay drunk.


Went to the ER today by Heishiro Mitsurugi - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 21:11:15 EST ID:LXPEWDLp No.3836769 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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They prescribed me 14x 5mg Diazepam (Valium), 30x 800mg Ibuprofen, and i'm sitting on a small nug. If I smoke some out of a G Bong, take 2 valium 5mg, and 1 800mg ibuprofen, will I be fine? Or is it a stupid idea?
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Blueberry McFuckerson - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 22:51:31 EST ID:+DAC8TLG No.3836889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836873

They're very tight with dispensing controlled substances. I'm surprised OP didn't get a muscle relaxant though.
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HannahClennernet.html - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 22:58:38 EST ID:bENTNtsx No.3836896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836885
then shit son that is fucked
i hope you got your back fixed or at least got some pills
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Graham Pommerset - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:12:44 EST ID:0fKNGBFF No.3836911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>3836885
Well if your back tenses up too much it could be because of other things besides that one muscle 'deciding' to spasm out.
I.E. another tight muscle pulling on it
So yes muscle relaxers are not always the BEST option
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Kip Thorne - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:00:53 EST ID:1jIK08H+ No.3837044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can bend over now and stuff but it's still not 100%. More like 70%. I'm doing lots of stretching and trying to fight the weakness. My back has a hard time supporting what it used to be able to, but I push as hard as I can and usually end up in a spazaming heap. I got an x-ray and they said my back looks fine. I went back and got another one after it didn't get better after a month. Still looked normal. I've been living with this pain for a year now.

Also my collar bone snapped years ago and healed overlapping, so it's short. I think this is pulling on shit because I can't stretch out fully and there's no hell like not being able to stretch to your bodies natural full extension. Docs are reluctant pussies...I tell them just cut me open, line my shit up, and slap in some titanium...they say the risk of infection isn't worth fixing such a "minor" problem. Faggots in medicine piss me off...I want there to be a hospital chain like subway..."have it your way"...want a surgery? Sure thing, have it your way, just provide the money...

Stupid faggots with their twisted logic...it's my body let me take the risk, let me make the decision.../rant


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