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Get your ass to mars. by Judith Iscariot - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 21:55:02 EST ID:AEQU/KSV No.4287743 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12152337/Scientists-have-discovered-how-to-delete-unwanted-memories.html

>For much of human history, memory has been seen as a tape recorder that faithfully registers information and replays it intact," say the film's makers.

>But now, researchers are discovering that memory is far more malleable, always being written and rewritten, not just by us but by others. We are discovering the precise mechanisms that can explain and even control our memories.

>Other interviewees include Julia Shaw, psychology professor at London South Bank University, who has designed a system for implanting false memories, and has successfully convinced subjects they've committed crimes that never took place - research that has potentially troubling ramifications for the criminal justice system.

Of course, there are positive applications of this. This means people might be able to be completely cured of forms of PTSD and other insane delusions, but it doesn't take much imagination to think of how it could be used for malicious means.
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Ling Xiaoyu - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:59:59 EST ID:YJpfnj9l No.4287922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwoueazGeI
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Lydia Hoblingbury - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:26:48 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4287927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287916

You're implying that all memories have multiple pathways. I'm not denying that they don't, but I reckon a few only have one, and I also reckon that somenof the pathways are borderline impossible to access.

For example, let's say I went to Disneyland, and at Disneyland, I learned the word "Rambunctious". I delete my Disneyland memory, and de facto, my memory of that word.

How many tiny details would be affected by deleting a greater memory? And if you want to delete a specific memory, don't you have to travel down all the paths, and wipe them out as well?

Like I said, I don't doubt it'll eventually happen, but I won't be he guinea pig. Hell, I find the entire thing immoral and against the interest of any individual. One step closer to a homogenous society!
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Abner Grovile - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:33:55 EST ID:4DfuEwF/ No.4287962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287927
You've got a wrong understanding of memory.

You have to realise that everyday, your brain deletes millions of unused memories in your short and long term memory.

If you would get rid of your Disneyland memory, you'd still remember the word Rambunctious. You just wouldn't remember where it was from.

In fact, you'd probably get a dejavu feeling the moment you read the word Rambunctious in a book or newspaper, getting the feeling as if you already knew you were going to read the word Rambunctious in a book or newspaper.
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Painter Sophie - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:51:29 EST ID:l5KKXXzC No.4287972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>matrix style training by inserting memory is created
>military commander with nuclear access codes gets a detailed history lesson upload
>something goes wrong
>loses his shit
>launches nukes

Do you realize the power we hairless apes hold in our hands?


Need advice, will trade for stolen weed and/or autistic children. by Buzz Killington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:03:34 EST ID:yWsZpIeF No.4287954 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was nineteen when I had a son with a twenty-six year old felon that I was in love with. I left him two years later because he cheated on me. I ended up living at my parents' house for a few years. I was twenty-five when my mom died. In my depressed state I went out and got knocked up by a stranger. I moved out of my dad's and into an apartment with a crackhead from high school. I eventually got tired of her shit so I kicked her out and had my cousin Sam and his kids move in with us. They only took two showers a week and constantly smelled like piss, shit, and sweat. After a year they ended up moving out and I got knocked up again by a bouncer who worked at a local nightclub. After a brief time of living at a homeless shelter, I moved into a duplex in a quiet(sike!) neighborhood surrounded by jolly african-americans. I carefully laid my egg later that year, only to find out that it was autistic. At this point I went psycho and wasn't capable of taking care of anything. I moved back in with my dad, all the while gossiping with the bouncer's other side hoes about how many times he's cheated over the years. I also found out that he already had 5 kids from 4 women. I naturally got butthurt since I thought I was special. My dad ended up getting remarried and I moved out because that bitch took over the kitchen and defaced the fridge with her fucking mickey mouse magnets. I took my kids and moved into an apartment with my lifelong best friend and her faggot son(now a 'she'). I fucked the bouncer again and had Super Autismo when I was 32. A year later my best friend's boyfriend moved in and molested my daughters. I kicked them out of the apartment and invited Stinky Sam and the Smegmen back into my home. Oh yeah, did I mention that I quit my job to get paid by the government so I could watch my own retarded kids? Anyways, a year later Sam moved back to his mom's. Throughout this whole time I was seeing the bouncer lowkey. A month after Sambo moved out I found out that Bouncer was cheating and just had another kid, but it's all good. I went out and got fucked up that night while my 14 year old son watched the kids. Came home with piss all over my pants, and so naturally I stripp…
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Simon Clammlebanks - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:20:53 EST ID:C5ayA/ph No.4287959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
your first thread was better
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Buzz Killington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:23:34 EST ID:yWsZpIeF No.4287960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wow you guys can't even help a niglet out? smh tbh fam, not even trolling.
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Simon Clammlebanks - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:39:45 EST ID:C5ayA/ph No.4287965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287960
if you actually want advice go to /qq/
at least some posts might be advice in between arguments
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Captain Rudolph Ransom - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:50:38 EST ID:q3JCdyai No.4287971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287957
if its real then repost this on /qq/
if not real, how much would you accept (in us money) for one of your kids
i probably got enough oney to get you out of your situation but i need one those kids for reasons i will not tell you about


Tackiest Places in the World by Isis The Amazon - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:04:16 EST ID:IpFun9Bf No.4287789 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm from the US and don't know much about the world. Do other countries have tacky cities like Las Vegas? Or is this a case of American Exceptionalism?
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Bigfoot Silva - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:07:52 EST ID:XQI+i6sd No.4287937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287923
ha
got em
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Travis Browne - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:44:04 EST ID:KM4jsVvY No.4287949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Europe has Amsterdam, a cozy old city with brick houses where you can legally smoke pot, eat shrooms and fuck whores.
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Andrew Oikonny - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:46:54 EST ID:92UXm88s No.4287968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287949
I hate amsterdam, it really sucks.
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Travis Browne - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:49:25 EST ID:KM4jsVvY No.4287970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287968

Did you fall in a river while you were wasted?


Brita Akĉento by Irvine Kinneas - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 15:35:21 EST ID:FwE9NAEF No.4287487 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone else have trouble understand Brits?

https://youtu.be/Xi1_GYahCSs
Do you believe the Muslim influence in Britain and the Blatino influence in the United States will further the differences between both dialectal regions?
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Lana Shinglefoot - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:55:56 EST ID:nlDrakpJ No.4287952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287948
>I really dont understand is why they dont speak proper English.

You are aware that the American language so to speak is the butcher English language right? The proper way is the British version.
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Ristar - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:05:19 EST ID:7pNQ3ZfQ No.4287955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287952
Lol, I can't tell if he's trolling. I mean, the picture coupled with the "my way is the right way" attitude...
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Milky Choketoker - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:24:06 EST ID:fgJvUNbg No.4287961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287952
HOW Do you know?
My eyebrow is raised high
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Baba Booey - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:49:03 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4287969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4287961
Dude, who knows? It's just as likely as the shit we teach; I mean, no one knows what the hell ever happened.


2011 DARPA presentation on the Meme War by FuckingNiggerwater.jpeg - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:33:19 EST ID:EAfchOrV No.4287584 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://mega.nz/#!v4A3lQaD!_veTkpHgNje9nhIzjPnDQn8hzO5_h2Kt2isPZfVkQmE

Yes this is a real thing. Big Hentai was right
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Martin Kampmann - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 05:13:34 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4287890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287873
Stop watching american Idol bro!

we know thats the only show you really care about you brainwashed sheep. Illuminati broadcast mind control waves every day at 10pm, do you know where your children are?
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 05:58:23 EST ID:AIs8d3wY No.4287897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287890
your kung fu is weak. I'll let you try my tiger style.
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Simon Clammlebanks - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:36:15 EST ID:C5ayA/ph No.4287963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287584
so what if
the word meme becoming popular in internet culture was a meme created by the meme control centre
an experiment that ended in an endless torrent of shitposts that forever damaged the collective human consciousness
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Painter Sophie - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:44:59 EST ID:l5KKXXzC No.4287967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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damn first episode of new X-Files was killer.

>NDAA
>references real human experiments US did https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment
>sums up world situation with criminals running the show


Oh and the ending, SOLID.

It does shit on 9/11 truth but I don't think they can go that far on TV, can't upset the joos you know.


Craziest/dumbest drug combos you've ever done by OliverChedgesure.pm5 - Tue, 09 Feb 2016 23:56:35 EST ID:L88RPIf3 No.4285344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DPH + Adderall + Weed

Also Mushrooms by themselves

Fuck that noise
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Dr. Neo Cortex - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:00:37 EST ID:zFnoP9ag No.4287953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287628
Nah man some people have really vivid imaginations and/or are very sensitive to psychedelics or mystical experiences. I've had similar death and rebirth experiences from 2g of shrooms that felt like 5g of cubes. Muh tiny worldview
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Abner Grovile - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:20:17 EST ID:4DfuEwF/ No.4287958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287953
I don't wanna crump on your style, but typically when people get 10g shroom experiences on 2g shroom trips, those people aren't very sensitive to psychedelics. Those people just have mental illnesses.

People with mental illnesses are very sensitive to psychedelics. I've yet to meet someone who is sensitive to psychedelics, and isn't schizophrenic, bipolar, manic, etc.
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Dr. Neo Cortex - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:36:57 EST ID:zFnoP9ag No.4287964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287958
Have you ever fasted before tripping? What about tripping with low blood sugar? Ever tripped in a properly unfamiliar setting? I'm sorry but being sensitive in no way equals mental illness for a lot of people. It's also worth mentioning that most people I meet have some combo of personality traits that any shitty psych could diagnose as a mental illness. Personally I've dealt with major depressive, but most people on this site have something going on. Idk man, that's a mass generalization
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Abner Grovile - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 09:41:59 EST ID:4DfuEwF/ No.4287966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287964
>Have you ever fasted before tripping?
Yup. I always fast before tripping.


Where my pink at? by Violet Churchgrab - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 23:09:35 EST ID:gbNbC769 No.4276807 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can't celebrate colors without PINK!

inb4 P!NK
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BetsyDobbershit.dd - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 00:45:36 EST ID:FhAEf31W No.4286263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4276818
shut up, big hentai jr.
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BetsyDobbershit.dd - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 00:52:43 EST ID:FhAEf31W No.4286267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4279998
thanks, yoda
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Guildenstern - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 01:17:51 EST ID:MkYlg7rX No.4287138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no more pink
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Lance Bravado - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:54:59 EST ID:WyA1xx5I No.4287951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


where my cyan bros at? by Meta Knight - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 03:00:37 EST ID:YjW+35Cx No.4279940 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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cyan~
cyan~
cyan~
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Fucking Sushpin - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 10:40:53 EST ID:QvrdzqBq No.4286470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4286465
be the change you want to see breh
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Jesse Sorensen - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 12:15:54 EST ID:Lx8B+bI0 No.4286501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4286465
cammy
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Jesse Sorensen - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 12:20:15 EST ID:Lx8B+bI0 No.4286503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4279940
steve and pickaxe
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Lance Bravado - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:47:56 EST ID:WyA1xx5I No.4287950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cyan stuff is difficult to find. This thread is definitely hard mode.


BWH by ShittingHimmlehedge.zip - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 15:19:14 EST ID:IoJMjEIy No.4287474 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Drinkin on some pina coloada with Bacardi Oak Heart, smokin on some Cat Piss. Just used my EBT for the first time. Holy shit I spent 130$ at the grocery store.
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ReubenHundlekuck.cpl - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 01:40:36 EST ID:IoJMjEIy No.4287855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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also Im on meff
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:21:42 EST ID:Xpjfhf/P No.4287940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i was gonna go out and buy beer with change this weekend. but after seeing the forecast I said FUCK THAT. today and tomorrows high is like 9 degrees with windchills dipping into the negative teens. getting drunk can wait. I don't want to freeze to death.
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Dr. Neo Cortex - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:41:06 EST ID:zFnoP9ag No.4287945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
High on the common cold + residual effects of last night's edible. I've lost my voice at this point, which means I can flail my arms at anyone who tries to engage me today, and take a personal day. Also more edibles will be had
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Lance Bravado - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:41:59 EST ID:WyA1xx5I No.4287947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The beauty of weekends is that you can pretty much stay roasted the whole weekend. Monday is for regrets.


working full time fucking sucks by Leeloo - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:56:15 EST ID:hjiePr98 No.4287837 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anyone else feel this way
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Lydia Hoblingbury - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:31:04 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4287930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too lazy to open thread and quote...

To guy who was an archivist: what were the qualifications? You say you only did construction and labor, so it makes me wonder what exactly made you qualifiers for a desk job...

Ideally, I wouldn't mind a desk job. Seems like I'm forever stuck with fucking retail and fast food. What I would give to just sit and file paperwork all day. People complain about it, but I could learn to love it, provided I had some music/audiobooks. Interaction with people is the last thing I want.

How do you even go about getting a job like that? Where do you look?

In smart, above average when it comes to technological literacy, I really belong behind a desk, not stocking shelves.
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Princess Peach - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:32:11 EST ID:gE+/J2Q/ No.4287931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287929
Yeah no shit. He just found a fucking hundo in the garbage. So now he just drives to every fucking dumpster in town man damn
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:47:27 EST ID:QvrdzqBq No.4287933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287930
I'm not from the States so everything is different but I had a degree from a trade school that basicaly teached office work and some low level comp sci shit.

That and apparently any previous work experience was enough for them. I had also worked in an office before but it was a really, really short one month thing when I was 18 or so where I just pinged IPs and compared two Exel lists to find out which computers were no longer actually used in the company.

The assembly line shit was something I did during the summers while I still lived with my parents and a couple after I moved out. I tried to get something else time after time but always wound up there untill one year they would not hire me any longer. I think they get some sort of tax breaks for hiring under 25 yo people or some shit like that.
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Lydia Hoblingbury - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:41:19 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4287946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4287933

Hm. Man, I fucking hate the United States. So hard to be somebody in this county. I need to look into one of these trade schools. There really ain't shit in California tho.

I'm pretty sure 75% of out workforce are Registered Nurses.

Should I be a nurse? The 420 nurse, getting all my patients high as fuck so I can just sit at my desk and watch youtube videos.


Need advice, will trade for weed and/or autistic children. by Buzz Killington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:46:04 EST ID:yWsZpIeF No.4287932 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ladder - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:56:47 EST ID:HLX/7uRH No.4287935 Report Quick Reply
You want my advice?
Personally, I say don't do it, man. It's not worth it.
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Princess Peach - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:19:26 EST ID:gE+/J2Q/ No.4287938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Step one apply to forehead
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Martin Kampmann - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:40:46 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4287944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287932
dont stop following your dreams...

if you ask a girl out just be yourself man...

Find a job that does not feel like work and you will never work again in your life.

That will be 5 weeds please.


fuck by Pimple - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 17:56:25 EST ID:9HWxEKBZ No.4286766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was playing with a knife in my kitchen and I stabbed my forehead. it's bleeding more than I expected and my skull hurts I think I hit it how bad is this?
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Lydia Hoblingbury - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:40:13 EST ID:Thby5uAW No.4287912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4287907

Just overdose on the drugs. I mean fuck, if I had to kill myself... Overdose on heroin, it's that simple. Don't make a mess with knives or guns, and don't agonize yourself with strangulation.

Another good way would be jumping. It's messy, I guess, but instantaneous. Your brain doesn't even register the hit. Pic related, she jumped.
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Princess Peach - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:42:06 EST ID:gE+/J2Q/ No.4287913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287911
Exactly. After some pain I'm like fuck dying usually too so it's a good deterrent
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:42:49 EST ID:AIs8d3wY No.4287914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287913
yeah. endorphins probably. it's like, I'm good. I got it covered.
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Tobias Fünke - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:40:16 EST ID:GHP1CQoW No.4287943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4286766
Stop playing with the toe knife, Frank


FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY by James MacInnis - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:03:27 EST ID:dTW/NmEJ No.4287936 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT: Post videos that are exactly four minutes and twenty seconds long.

Video can be anything you want, as long as its exactly 4:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDd5bfyfIEM
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Ladder - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:25:19 EST ID:HLX/7uRH No.4287941 Report Quick Reply
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You had one fucking job, mayne.

Anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AAvQiIuqco


Thirty God-damned Dicks by William Shakespeare - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:50:13 EST ID:7pNQ3ZfQ No.4287563 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc
Discuss.
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EmmaDartfuck.cbt - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 01:07:09 EST ID:KTiEqCZr No.4287842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287830
No way, this is way older than 2009. I used to watch this with my buddy and laugh my ass off and he died in 2008. Still funny after all these years.
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Mt. Fiji - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 01:14:52 EST ID:sYPuaqyF No.4287845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287770

no he has a new one coming out
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Ristar - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 04:40:42 EST ID:7pNQ3ZfQ No.4287887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287830
Doing jail time in time jail? Count me in!
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Ladder - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 07:25:18 EST ID:HLX/7uRH No.4287926 Report Quick Reply
>>4287842
Yeah back when all this shit was on SuperDeluxe or whatever.
Good times.


Viagra... Uhhh by JamesPollergold.vm - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 05:26:39 EST ID:FBtkO9GL No.4282363 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So through a series of seemingly random and fortunate events, I am left with a cardboard box containing around 2,500 viagra that may or may not be real. I haven't taken one yet, but I'll try it out tomorrow.

Anyway, what methods would you guys recommend i employ in order to turn these hypothetical viagra into currency? I'd like something with low risk, high reward but then I remembered that I live in the real world and that doesn't actually exist.

I was considering craigslist with some obvious precautions in place, but still unsure. Aside from walking into a retirement home under a shaky pretense of visiting my grandmother (maybe even with a BIBLE under my arm!) in order to propose sales upon seemingly horny old geezers, do any of you fine folks have any suggestions?

If you told me as a child that in 20 years I would be devising plans to illicitly sell boner pills I would have laughed in your face. Life is neat.
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Roger Gracie - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 07:31:01 EST ID:p9FONAvS No.4286422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4282363
dude why are you writing an essay, your thread should have been:
>hey i found a bunch of Viagra, what is the best way to sell them?

stop wasting our time with flowery language this is not English class
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Arno Penzias - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 05:36:40 EST ID:FBtkO9GL No.4287894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wow, minor victory today but I dont think this method is entirely sustainable.

I went to a house party with my fold college roommate. Told him about y recent find and showed the ~90 pills i had in pill bottle. hung out at the party, caught a nice belligerent rum buzz and strategically befriended the most testosterone overdosing beer pounding guys that had trouble admitting deep down that college has been over for years.

so figuring it couldn't hurtt, i asked them "alright how much would you guys pay me if i took 20 of these?

30'? 45? 50 ! (actually it was just one guy offering 50) but not before they told e that it could be dangerous, i told them that i have a naturally high tolerance and that internet research said its safe blah blah blah blah

took all 20 and the apes go wild, unleashing guttural noises punctuated with DUDE, WHAt, and BRO!

the guy who bet me didn't even have 50 but he gave me 40 so still a success . gots me a half g of my very favorite mu receptor activating recreational compound. no sick today! celebrating with watching that show Occupied and doing some writing for work.

Dunno if you guys still even care but I feel pretty pleased with myself today. Social engineering, the final frontier! here' some art i did recently
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:31:42 EST ID:AIs8d3wY No.4287905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4287894
Good job OP. You're an inspiration.
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Princess Peach - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:46:00 EST ID:gE+/J2Q/ No.4287915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287894
I like your picture and admire your hustling


"Lonely Eyes" by Claire Redfield - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 03:01:25 EST ID:zBeg9d/1 No.4286348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you have lonely eyes?
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Cunt McPuntington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 03:39:12 EST ID:xIAMGwwS No.4287876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cunt McPuntington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 03:42:20 EST ID:xIAMGwwS No.4287877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cunt McPuntington - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 03:43:10 EST ID:xIAMGwwS No.4287879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ibuki - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 06:38:10 EST ID:5DGXEzyh No.4287910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4287875
They're not actually allowed to use that any more. Too much PC.


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