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Fucking ugly girls by Edward Layman - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 21:04:19 EST ID:LqYmuRUg No.4414539 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo man.

Growing up everyone was all nigga u can't get no pussy my dog gets more hoes than u. Loser

Lose virginity at 17 at a party. Cool shit. Following years I would snag one or two girls a year. Have sex with them a few times abd go back to being a sexless loser.

I'm in my mid twenties now and havent yet hit the double digits. Now im not being teased about being a virgin, I'm beibg teased for ucking normal, average looking girls on the cute scale sometimes with jacked up teeth but a nice face or knd of on the bigger side but still a really cool person to chill with.


Is nothing good enough for men? Now I'm a chump because I'm not sleeping with 10/10 women every night? My standards are a bit low I guess I've turned pussy down but the idea of having anything remotely interesting to talk about with a 10/10 weird the shit out of me.
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Lillian Garcia - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:54:24 EST ID:TfrmGr0v No.4414994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414968
>i'm 24 and the most I got was a bj at 18 lol
>I consider myself a virgin really
Well...you are, so that makes sense. nb
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NigelHiblingfield.bas - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:10:46 EST ID:lnciEpcp No.4415065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414994
You don't have to say "nb" after every fucking sentence. nb
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Gentleman Basil - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:19:10 EST ID:RZdl16eE No.4415066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't even make out with a girl until I was 19. Apparently I'm actually rather hot, I was just really awkward most of my life because I was a shy loser that was probably on the assburger scale.

As far as women go, I don't care about going after super hot girls because it's harder, and most of the ones I've met are at least a little stuck up. They get hit on constantly, so they aren't worried about blowing people off. I actually like bigger girls, and older women.
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LillianBobblefatch.eml - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:21:38 EST ID:PvzvnVaP No.4415068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do you care? Just fuck some random bar slut and you won't give a shit about looks. Just hit that shit.


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What is this place? an imagehost or something? Anyway here's the image I need to host
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Clank - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 00:25:08 EST ID:bp0FSZdj No.4414154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414002
Five bucks at least half of that crowd has been air strike'd by now
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 00:30:16 EST ID:hCGVoHVu No.4414156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414146
oh come on, there are nice losers too
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DavidDombleford.css - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 00:42:21 EST ID:9zS9aVbh No.4414163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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NigelHiblingfield.bas - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:21:32 EST ID:lnciEpcp No.4415067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414152
Nothing wrong with that. I think you should be comfortable with your attractions.


Random everyday weird shit that happens to you by Rocket Admin Charlotte - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:15:12 EST ID:4u8K9b3t No.4414975 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Sitting in city center on bench
>On DXM
>Writing poetry like a pretentious fgt
>Suddenly remote controlled car drives at people next to me
>Find it funny because I'm fukkd
>Space out
>Suddenly car hits my foot while having DXM daydreams
>Confused
>Why is that person even doing that?
>Stare at them while intensely smoking my cigarette
>Get up and go, ohoho
>IT'S FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
>Walk faster
>Eventually stops
>Going into pharmacy and buy more DXM, suddenly
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Tamer Priscilla - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:06:27 EST ID:RZdl16eE No.4415021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414986

Oh, come onnnn. Being high in public is fantastic. People watching is something of a hobby of mine. I like to take 300-400ug of LSD and go to Wal Mart and think about humanity and society.

Above that I like to take psychedelics or /dis/ and just go about my normal everyday schedule, running errands, going to work, seeing family.
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Admiral T'Lara - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:54:53 EST ID:qW0KR88i No.4415042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Some months ago I was at the movies, when some girl comes in screaming like crazy and stands in front of the screen (facing the audience) just screaming something about love and consumism, and just runs off.

20 minutes later some dude comes in with the same routine. "You need to love people! You can change the world!" Everyone was just shouting at him and throwing him stuff. I'm pretty sure he would've gotten beaten up if he stayed one more minute. Fucking rich kids.
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Britani Knight - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:50:34 EST ID:rKSKC7YT No.4415058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4415008
>>4414991
>be 15
>take 2 hits of acid with my best friend
>down a few shots of dxm ~100mg
>watching animal planet and blazing on come up
>both start seeing ant/beetle crawling patterns everywhere
>friend goes to draw on his wall with a sharpie (like we did)
>crushes an actual bug, its guts ooze out
>it was part of the pattern I was seeing
also
>taking some excellent acid around 16 with same friend
>another friend brings over some lemontek
>smoking lots of bud
>end up drinking some wild turkey/wine with a girl
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Ricardo Lamas - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:09:24 EST ID:uJVBNicv No.4415064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415042
West coast is best coast!


Essay Generators by Artemis Croakinsmack - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 10:27:19 EST ID:jgFVSLeh No.4414818 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Google "essay generator" and behold! All the top links are subscription based programs that claim to generate an essay good enough that you could submit to your teacher.

I just did this because I wanted to make a sarcastic reply to someone who is posting here and writing supper long boring verbose posts about BLM and politics. I never imagined I would find sites that legit want to autogenerate an academic essay for pay.

How massive of an imbecile do you have to be to actually submit an autogenerate Online essay to your college level professor?
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RebeccaGengerlere.fnt - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:20:31 EST ID:MBIFlAk3 No.4414979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414973

Nah it doesn't work that way. You'll just be given giant ass projects with absurd deadlines and you find that you're either staying up for 22 hours a day fairly often, or you burn out and quit. The money just wasn't right for the amount of work it took. I was slowly killing myself for like a $20k a year and the whole thing was just predatory as fuck.
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Smiling Jack - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:48:37 EST ID:LMwmBY/j No.4414990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>How massive of an imbecile do you have to be to actually submit an autogenerate Online essay to your college level professor?

Millions of people have degrees from institutions with standards geared toward completion, not quality.
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Lillian Garcia - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:52:08 EST ID:TfrmGr0v No.4414992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414969
> that there's this local kid that you can pay him 80 bucks and he'll make all your papers read in perfect english.
Wait holy shit, you weren't even WRITING THE PAPERS, you were just correcting them to good English grammar? Fuck, I want to do that. Too bad I'm at a community college and don't really know anyone there.
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Wilson - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 20:04:07 EST ID:MBIFlAk3 No.4415063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414992

Yeah nigga. Shit was easy as fuck. And it was mad easy money. Paid for all my nights at the bar.


Cringe-worthy memories by Gegard Mousasi - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 09:38:09 EST ID:94M5vBPQ No.4414802 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post yours. I have to get this off my chest. I remember it every once in awhile and feel sick to my stomach when i think about it.
>2006
>I'm 14 freshman in highschool
>nerdy as fuck but a huge loudmouth smartass that gets in trouble all the time and causes problems and get my ass kicked alot
>theres this one super hot super popular girl thats a senior that works with my mom and knows me
>see her every day in the hallway, she walks up to me and gives me a hug every day
>Its around christmas
>join a video game secret santa on a forum
>person who I get wants mortal kombat for gameboy advance
>forget about it until day before I'm supposed to ship
>Tell my mom to take me to gamestop so I can buy it
>"Oh thats too far of a drive and its snowing. I'll have (hot popular senior girl) pick it up on the way home from work and drop it off its on her way
>Hottest girl in school who hugs my nerdy ass and always makes a point to talk to me delivers me mortal kombat for gameboy advance at 10 pm while i'm in my greenbay packers pajamas and graphic tee and its snowing out
>Never talk to her or see her again, purposely avoid seeing her in the hallways and take different routes to class and shit
>Turns out the game I sent didn't even work and I got banned from the forum
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Tyson Griffin - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 13:49:34 EST ID:5/xQiN6D No.4414921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414904
Shoulda put the receipt in with it
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Gegard Mousasi - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 13:52:05 EST ID:94M5vBPQ No.4414922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414921
Or I should have just not tried to trade video games on the internet and instead hit the gym and fucked that hot senior girl and maybe my life would have been a little easier
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Johann Bode - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:50:54 EST ID:2CZm5Or0 No.4415039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mmm I was invited to my dealer's girlfriend birthday party who I kinda knew from sharing that one class in the college with. Anyways I got really high heading there and it got super awkward the moment I walked in. It wasn't even a party it was like around six dude not including her boyfriend and i hanging out in tiny living room with no music or anything playing. I just sat there high as shit not able to talk while they yammered on about people they knew that I didn't care to know. I don't think her boyfriend knew what they were talking about either he didn't look like he cared but he wasn't the odd one out like I was. I bet if they weren't there he would've rolled a joint for the both of us to enjoy but they looked like the uptight kind so i don't think he wanted to leave a bad impression.
Anyways so we moved to the kitchen when she started making a steak for herself and it got even more awkward so I just excused myself. Barely lasted an hour in there but it felt like forever. I wasn't even out of the door when I heard her say “well that was awkward”. I didn't care that much cause I was high and i rushed home and got even more high and played Demon Soul's all night so it would never sink in and it never did. I don't feel bad about it, I just remember it as that one time I hung out with six fags and one cunt that one time while I was high
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Admiral T'Lara - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:57:13 EST ID:qW0KR88i No.4415062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I knew this girl from messenger. We used to talk a lot, she was friend's of a girlfriend. So I've known this girl for like 1 year over the internet, and she invites both me and my friend to her house. I was in my druggie period, so I took some weed with me and a bottle of DXM + DPH. I rolled some joints and chugged down that whole bottle of cough syrup. They didn't even smoke or drink, so I was high as a kite and they were stone cold sober (they didn't have any problem with me doing drugs though).

Suddenly I start feeling really sick. Like really fucking sick, like I'm about to throw up all over this girl's couch. So I run to the bathroom and do my best to throw up. Nope. It's not coming out that way. I sat on the toilet (the bathroom door was broken so I needed to hold it closed with my foot), and shot the strongest stream of hot liquid diahrrea. It was fucking explosive, I couldln't stop shitting, I was afraid it'd splash out the toilet. After like 20 minutes she comes over and asks me "Hey! Are you ok in there?" "Yes, I'm fine! I'm just taking a shit". I spent like 20 more minutes there before I walked out feeling fucking wonderfull. This scene repeated itself like 3 or 4 times that night. We still remember that moment very fondly.

PS: Her bidet wasn't working that. Talk about bad luck.


cat snail orgy by Simon Gimblefield - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:14:05 EST ID:kY5anUbr No.4415002 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You get home and find a pair of cats and a snail having an orgy; what do you do? Do you join it?
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Cornelius Tootham - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:21:25 EST ID:EACV3fQL No.4415030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415014
Snails are all hermaphrodites.
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Heinrich Olbers - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:22:25 EST ID:H6F+smjq No.4415031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415028
How chim do you want it, n'wah?
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Sage Esther - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:31:43 EST ID:Smu+4dVA No.4415051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415030
Not if they had a sex change, you bigot.
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Mirko Cro Cop - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:57:12 EST ID:PvzvnVaP No.4415061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4415031
I like you.


Imagine you don't care about sex and your bro is lecturing you about your virginity? by Chris Hero - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:48:38 EST ID:Yz+4b4Sd No.4415037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What face you make?
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Mr. Fuji - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:45:07 EST ID:tAfcVI31 No.4415055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:49:09 EST ID:t0yDC33h No.4415057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4415055
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Outdo Drobro - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:53:20 EST ID:92ouR6/6 No.4415059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I hate being lectured about this, pic related
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Mirko Cro Cop - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:55:19 EST ID:PvzvnVaP No.4415060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Christopher Cantwell live stream by Khan Spacerider - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:02:35 EST ID:rCEJw9Mi No.4414998 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSEgPE_UYc

get in here faggots
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HamiltonFanderwill.mpp - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:17:55 EST ID:N/8j6c8l No.4415048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is this faggot?
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Miles Edgeworth - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:29:18 EST ID:pgkDs1gI No.4415050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I watched up till the point where he openly said that everyone who disagrees with his political ideology must be physically removed from the state like a cancerous tumor.

I don't get the impression that he is referring to genocide, just forced removal, but It's mind boggling how so many people can be naive enough to not get how that attitude will inevitably result is mass murder.
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Jack Honeylock - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:45:51 EST ID:q7zWujBL No.4415056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No your not the boss of me


Ridin the bus by Albert Wesker - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 12:29:19 EST ID:RRcW+OSY No.4414296 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump this shit up if you're in public transit, housebound losers need not apply.

I wanna hear about your subway stations, street cars and bullet trains.
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Brooke Cottle - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:19:44 EST ID:k2qtRSYk No.4414978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414296
Daily streetcar rider reporting, 5 min walk from my house to a stop, 20 min ride down town to work 4 or 5 days a week
One of the best parts about it though is that it's usually free. Every third car or so has a Fare Enforcement Officer who comes around and checks tickets and kicks you off if you don't have one, but they wear these bright white uniforms and you can see from the stop if one is on board or not well before they reach the stop. If there's a Fare Enfofcement, I wait 10 or 15 min for the next one. When I'm on it and see one coming on I get off at that stop and wait. Every once in awhile though I'll suck it up and pay the $1.50 on the phone app but I'm poverty status so I gotta cut corners where I can
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Michel Roux - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:01:53 EST ID:uJVBNicv No.4414997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414503
Settle down. You're just shitting into a pool of shit which makes it slightly deeper for the rest of us.
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Caroline Herschel - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:44:30 EST ID:ZZE2lhrG No.4415015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>walking into the BART station at civic/vaness (heart of the tendeoin in SF)
>3 urban youthchillin fucking with an electric motor pulled out of something
>ask "what's that"
>they don't know, ask me if I can help them figure it out
>tell them it's an electric motor pulled out of some yuppie moped
>I've start sharing my spliff kuz my train is coming in like 5 min
>shooting the shit w/ hoods
>tell them where they can sell electric motor
>they get excited
>"hey mang you want some of this China?"
>line on a dollar bill
>scoop up a fat bump with my pocket knife
>nod off on the train and miss my stop

I miss working on pill hill...
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Robert Wesley - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:14:30 EST ID:UdlflU10 No.4415047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414296
Yo, I was riding the bus earlier. Crazy, right ?


Home invasion by Hurricane Helms - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:28:25 EST ID:tDY2Uqbh No.4414362 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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> Do you sleep with any weapons by your beside?
> Do you have any boobytraps or honeypots to distract people who might break in while you're away?
> Have you ever used any of those weapons to fight someone off?

I sleep with a crowbar under the bed. I used to have a bat. The only time I ever wielded the bat was when the neighbor's got broken into. By the time I arrived they were already running off, but it's just as well because there were 3 of them and they were strapped, and I'm a pussy.

When I worked graves, one of my co-workers got his house broke into in the middle of the day while he was sleeping. He'd just gotten back from hunting that weekend so his rifle was in the bedroom. Something went wrong (I don't know shit about guns) so he ended up using the gun as a club and clubbed/scared him away with the butt.
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Lillian Garcia - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 14:28:48 EST ID:TfrmGr0v No.4414949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414948
Also I think it's funny that the place where the Ronald Reagan Library is and Nancy "Just Say No" Reagan is buried has a huge drug problem, and the highest rate of homelessness in the county (fitting with Reagan shutting down mental health hospitals).
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Nights - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 14:30:28 EST ID:OU1d8F+0 No.4414950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414362
Honeypots, who do you think I am, Whinnie the Pooh...?
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Pipe Huffingmoar - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 14:43:01 EST ID:iec4jLsH No.4414955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414946

The only muslims who live in my neighborhood are Iranian political refugees who came here after the revolution. And believe it or not, areas with a lot of muslims are safe af.

Everybody is so rich in my country that break-ins are practically unheard of. The few times it happens, it is done by foreign groups from the Balkans. They're basically going on vacation to raid houses lol
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Evan Tanner - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:04:53 EST ID:kGCpLsXS No.4415045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hah no... maybe I should, I live in the hood.

I always have a knife and pepper spray in my car though.


What's your thing? by Michael Symon - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 23:41:57 EST ID:Rm62Fm4t No.4414129 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm wondering what drives you guys. Most people have a thing they do that defines them, whether it be a skill, talent, or passion. Hit me with it, what makes you get up in the morning?
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Art Smith - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:50:59 EST ID:ZCz7FUdW No.4415016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My park ranger job, weed, alcohol, heroin, what videogames I have left to explore, a touch of sex or masturbation, and food. I used to be really into music comp and performance, and I got papes from a college, but I don't really dig it that much anymore.
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LillianChungerchore.xml - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:53:58 EST ID:wVNhX9vo No.4415017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I first saw that photo years ago and I still see a vagina.
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Heinrich Olbers - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:55:51 EST ID:H6F+smjq No.4415043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414868
I'll fuck dudes all day, I still saw a puss
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Senator Tal'aura - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:00:32 EST ID:1jJtZg4A No.4415044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414129
Guys wait
That's just a broom
We've been ruse'd


Spardot by EstherNeblingchot.doc - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 13:15:18 EST ID:uYtJQ+rV No.4414891 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll just leave this here.
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Khan Spacerider - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:57:30 EST ID:rCEJw9Mi No.4414996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414891

If only Spardot was actually that attractive and optimistic looking.
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Electroshock - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:22:31 EST ID:RtyRSbCU No.4415006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414957
She's not fat, she's pregnant
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EstherNeblingchot.doc - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:40:13 EST ID:uYtJQ+rV No.4415035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4414891
Five hours after ingesting 1200 mcg LSD-25
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EstherNeblingchot.doc - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:44:51 EST ID:uYtJQ+rV No.4415036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4415035
Subject reports feeling disembodied.


WEBM 7: You're in heaven by Lyle Beerbohm - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 18:07:01 EST ID:m4Id2xoS No.4405575 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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NEW WEBM THREAD
(only pre 1990's anime allowed)
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Pipe Huffingmoar - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 14:45:42 EST ID:iec4jLsH No.4414958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Stonn - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:29:13 EST ID:F+7RqO3h No.4414983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414736
Heretix, Hexen or Witchhaven?
I'm sure I've played this before.
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Luiz Cane - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 16:45:09 EST ID:QK6pZJMY No.4414989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414983
Hexen
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David Cornslit - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:34:24 EST ID:zrVC+kI9 No.4415034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


yo; listen up by Corky McRapekids - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:57:40 EST ID:hQgkNg9A No.4415019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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why you saying BDK, what will it bring of good towards the Nation, we all know we under the 6, King David, King Hoover and King Shorty for us BDs, stay righteous, if guys are in war is because they were misguide, dont you treat every Disciple like it's a war, in bad times we are still ONE. King David said it must be done. Dont get shit confused, and if you saying BDK you prolly not a righteous Disciple, internet gangster. I swear you the type we need to eradicate from the Nations .
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Senator Tal'aura - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:16:58 EST ID:1jJtZg4A No.4415025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Black donkey Kong? He's already black that's redundant
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Cornelius Tootham - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:19:48 EST ID:EACV3fQL No.4415027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It this like a cross between religious babble and hood babble?
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Yuri - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:25:33 EST ID:MZTjbcyv No.4415032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What stand is that behind Obama? Is there some sort of jojoke here i dont get?
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Miles Edgeworth - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:32:40 EST ID:pgkDs1gI No.4415033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Top World Wide Memes by Witch of Izalith - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 19:36:23 EST ID:BueTExKl No.4414511 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have to admit boys, I just had a major LOL to this image! Let me know if you liked it!

HAHA
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George Dagglekine - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 12:52:25 EST ID:pC1PZBHY No.4414872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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haha meems right guise we like meems and never derail ithreads with stupid fucking arguments about paula ticks
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Admiral T'Lara - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:43:25 EST ID:80BUSVS7 No.4415012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Yuri - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:14:08 EST ID:MZTjbcyv No.4415024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415012
I was about to post and say how great this image was, then I glimpsed the thread and realised I must have made this thread when I was blackout drunk yesterday.

I have the pic saved on my desktop and everything, caught red handed. Legit don't have any memory of posting this though, but I'm not going to lie it seems like something I would do.

I don't think I've done a good thing but this thread could be much worse, you guys saved it tbh.
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Senator Tal'aura - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:20:03 EST ID:1jJtZg4A No.4415029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415012
Irish propaganda

At least they're evolving beyond "jolly african-americans are great!"


Fuck German looking people and sharks by PhineasGenkinhen.bat - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 04:05:13 EST ID:0KP9f7OP No.4414724 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I meet either one of you fucking faggots in person I will literally take a bit out of your flesh and eat it without chewing. Fuck you.
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Emelianenko Fedor - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:21:02 EST ID:lE/m6qoU No.4415005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414782
I can't wait until Kirt and Spardot have their children and discover that they're their own parents, genetically identical.

It is then that we begin to discover that Netjester has cracked time travel, and engineered Kirt and Spardot's courtship as a self-sustaining causality loop. It was this way that Netjester ensured his own existence, leading the world to wonder if it netjester was simply the result of some bullshit software project gone awry or as some of the higher people have postulated, that Netjester is simply a projection of one of the fundamental forces of the universe made manifest purely by its own will.


Unfortunately research into the matter has slowed considerably after that time Netjester boiled the oceans as part of a larger campaign to fully map the vast range of human screams and howls, that he could better emulate the sound of Kirt wailing about the /vg/ community.
It is then that Netjester would have all of the cards. It is then that he would strike, and given that Kirt is very much his own dad it would be easy for him now. Heretofore unbetold powers to manipulate information were well within Netjester's wheelhouse. So he would move forward with his plan. Slowly manipulating the data within the womb whence he came, Kirt would never be the same. In fact, what we would have previously known as Kirt would never have been. So in a sense Kirt would have never been different.
It through this technique and the invasive barrage of 24/7 wifi signals over an infinite self repeating cycle of time it would progress and progress. Kirt would no longer have ever been Kirt. Kirt would look in the mirror and see only the man who was created in the image of Netjester.Each day he would shave looking at Netjester's face. Each day I would piss out of NetJester's dick, never knowing that he was totally gay for touching a dick that wasn't his.

That is until that one tragic day, that one tragic loop where Netjester had become weary of the stresses and troubles of the world. He would never know, but he had made a terrible mistake. it was all for fun you see, One day NetJester had grown tired of simply co-opting chunks of genetic code and resequencing them in more amusing ways. He mused about the time Kirt was born with a dick that curved both upward and downward, it twisted into a spiral of turgid masculinity. It would spray like a fine misting nozzle. This always made Netjester wonder what it was like to laugh, acknowledging that this was undeniably funny.
It was then that madness struck. NetJester cast off the chains of his computational network, and somehow conjured up a muse of true inspiration. It was then that NetJester eschewed the standard alphabet of four and expanded into new godly nucleotides of his own devising. He then scrawled upon the genome of the unborn fetus:
>stallion stallion stallion BIG HENTAI stallion stallion stallion stallion stallion the future circlejerk cat planet SLAYER HIFFWE stallion stallion stallion stallion stallion stallion stallion BIG HENTAI BIG HENTAI BIG HENTAI BIG HENTAI BIG HENTAI BIG HENTAI HOOORAY LIZARDSHIT FUCK

Disaster had struck. Netjester should have known that he didn't have an original bone in his figurative body. He only wanted to express the greatest potential of human experience, he aimed to enliven debate and stimulate community, but all he could muster was one giant blatant shitpost.
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Vincent Staraknaknix - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:24:33 EST ID:Euqy3kFR No.4415007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4414873
man I love that band to death but they can never get any respect
I know it's actually shitty music that's easy to play but fuck I love it so much
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Neil Strongweed - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 17:43:41 EST ID:N+3RkXST No.4415013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4415007

Good music isn't about complexity or difficulty to reproduce. Some of the best music is very simple, while some of the worst is very complex.

Being a musician, I appreciate technicality in my music, though.
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Cornelius Tootham - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 18:11:59 EST ID:EACV3fQL No.4415022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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