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Things that piss you off more than they should by Teddy Von Shackleford - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 04:45:47 EST ID:YDOvna2R No.4136426 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I really, really, really hate websites recommending things to me. Just because I watch a video doesn't mean I want to watch everything that is even slightly similar. If I go to a site like that I usually know what I'm looking for and I don't need shitty recommendations telling me what I might like to watch. I know how I can avoid the recommendations and I do but it still really pisses me off.

The other thing that pisses me off is the babyification of UIs and setting menus. If I want to change a setting I have to go on some wild journey through my phone/tablet/computer and even then the setting is in some highly illogical place hidden behind some small button that says "advanced settings". ADVANCED FUCKING SETTINGS? Why can't you just put all the settings in the same menu? They try to make things so simple that they're actually hard.

One other hing is my roommates never changing the trashbags. I can understand being a lazy fuck and not taking them out and it doesn't piss me off that much, but I can't understand trying to BALANCE THE FUCKING TRASH ON TOP OF THE ALREADY OVERFLOWING TRASHCAN without saying to yourself "Hey what the fuck am I doing?". Instead if it stays on top of the trash until they leave the room it's all right.

Feels better now. Go ahead and vent ITT.
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Synthetic !ryBONGJej. - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:40:38 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137152 Report Quick Reply
you've said it!

Smithy - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:12:36 EST ID:gqk0735c No.4137173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When Mods shitpost on /b/
Anthony Bourdain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:13:00 EST ID:jZ0OL8vD No.4137174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
see, i dont understand how hard that was. You started out crying, then turned into a logical fellow with an illogical observation to an obviously non-fractured response.

Thanks for being a cool guy (maybe):

the basis of my objection, so to speak, is based on this guys comment:
While I'm never convinced im anything but a walking brain, I do need to point out that while the words i typed may seem judgmental, theyre actually a thinly veiled reality check.

You think your problems are actually problems?
A problem arises when someone scratches nails on a chalkboard while you're attempting to learn things.
A problem is being shot and getting a severed nerve, never allowing you to have the use of a certain appendage again. (take your pick).
A problem is this thread where problems (pet-peeves) are thought necessary to be spoken of.

'Random' is not a licensed therapist.
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Anthony Bourdain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:14:18 EST ID:jZ0OL8vD No.4137176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dont make me an offer u think i might take u up on

show me yuh deal, chicken-veal

Is Punk still a valid sub-culture? by Aloucious McBreeze - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 12:17:31 EST ID:5erT5++2 No.4135724 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Like I've heard that only Hipsters call themselves "punk" these days, but I'm not even sure what the difference is anyway.
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Caroline Nashhood - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:16:47 EST ID:J2YCLjx7 No.4137124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, Detestation is the shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_jtzU8wRZI

nb 2x poast
Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:46:19 EST ID:toesS1Vc No.4137158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nice, I was planning on seeing a punk/metal show today but i had to sit it out because I was surprised with a splitting migraine literally an hour from showtime, like the kind that leaves a person temporarily blind.
Fred Whipple - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:12:04 EST ID:aO0jwx6S No.4137172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
punk is dead

the music scene in the city I moved to a few years ago is pretty bad. mostly joke banks and "alternative" rock that sounds like poop.

I was excited when I heard about a "punk" show downtown a few weeks ago. it was bad. a bunch of cutesy fifteen year old girls and creepy guys in leather jackets and fedoras playing apolitical melodic garbage.

punk is dead

this young generation of musicians has nothing to be upset about, their lives are too smooth, too simple and cushioned. pampered. no valid reason to scream and be angry.
Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:14:21 EST ID:toesS1Vc No.4137177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't call the whole dead because your region has no scene. If you want to hear real bands, move to they are.

Aeliums by Alan Guth - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:17:26 EST ID:QnQfZJy4 No.4136990 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So what the fuck is up with aliens not sharing food with us? Like, one of the first signs that you can be cool with anyone, is by sharing food. The inverse of accepting food from a bro is a show of trust. Aliens must be total dicks.
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Marco Pierre White - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:04:12 EST ID:UKAPKAHl No.4137167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Frederick Nullerford - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:07:00 EST ID:AAqeFUBa No.4137168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fred Whipple - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:07:22 EST ID:aO0jwx6S No.4137170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're making assumptions, man. We don't have any reason to believe that aliums even "eat food" like we do. Maybe they consume chunks of granite for fuel. Maybe they absorb sunlight. Maybe they feed off of gamma radiation. If they tried to feed us gamma rays we'd be toast.

Pic related, a tasty snack for a human turns to ashes in the mouth of another creature.
Blix - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:09:12 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137171 Ignore Report Quick Reply

bullshit, hes crying tears of joy.

unpopular opinions thread by Renzo Gracie - Sat, 25 Jul 2015 19:24:05 EST ID:WXAylQr1 No.4130081 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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right then i'll kick this off: sometimes, people should just to shut the fuck up about race. Like, i get why POC get pissed when they hear people complain about people who make everything about race, but ya'll do realize that it's not a healthy thing to do right? take this blog post i found for example

"I just watched a fat old white dude yell at his dog to get into the car for five minutes before he had to drive up to it and then lead it in, and this is the demographic that is ruling the world."

for one thing, white people dont "rule the world"; that's just naive. white people have too much power for their own good, sure, but they don't hold all the fuckin cards. plus, show me a demographic that doesn't have a bunch of idiots drooling all over it. by constantly berating the racial state of things, all your doing in engendering distance in the respective communities. doesn't matter what race it is. this same quote could be about a Japanese guy talking about china (just replace "the world" with "east asia"). its the same principle. if you make everything about race (and political correctness for that matter) then you are part of the problem. plain and simple. don't pester people.
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Johnny Hendricks - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:43:21 EST ID:F2xpu4/u No.4137156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This nigga has got to be trolling.

>We got a long way to go before we give "them" the ability to control their own economic civic affairs.

I'm guessing some black CO gave him a booty pumping late one night to straighten him up and now he is bitter.
Fred Whipple - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:00:02 EST ID:aO0jwx6S No.4137165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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As an addendum to this:

>Since I was in the US Army, own several firearms, and was trained to "react to contact" when I hear rounds being fired, my response to this is to exit my office, patrol the perimeter of the property, look for wounded tenants or damaged property, and then call the police. I've never actually seen the people firing weapons, as they generally are in a car and speed away after firing, or run away on foot immediately after firing.

I was going to mention that when I took the job and tenants saw me do this, several of them personally came to my office later and thanked me for doing it. They told me that it made them feel much safer knowing that a veteran was here on-site and that they could rely on me to protect the community.

I don't want to be the only person who does this though. I believe that communities should at least in part be responsible for their own collective defense. I have talked to a few tenants who I trust and know to be of good moral character, and advised them to purchase a firearm of their own to protect their family and community if they are in danger. I even gave them study guides on how to pass the California firearms safety test, etc. They expressed interest and a desire to do so, but none have followed though.

I wanted to show the sharp contrast between my response and the response of some tenants. They, when faced with known trespassers drinking on the property, hearing the distinctive sound of a round being chambered, and gunshots, failed to act in even the most basic way to protect themselves or the community. They didn't even dial 911, they just sat in their living rooms, cowering in fear.

I can't imagine living that kind of life, so paralyzed and helpless. I feel awful for them. I react how I do because I was trained to do it, it is the natural response to me. I guess without that training, they were left at a complete loss, panicked and unable to think clearly. No plan of action, nothing.

I guess that brings me to another unpopular opinion:
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Johnny Hendricks - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:03:36 EST ID:F2xpu4/u No.4137166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm guessing you are forging purpose because of your preferences. I may be taking what you are saying wrong but that is basically what I am getting from that. The problem however is that for me, personally, the state of mind doesn't change. You ascribe nihilists to be completely indifferent and only view things in an objective manner but that is my presence. I really don't give a shit because objectively, you cannot find any meaning but to die of course, whatever the fuck that actually is, objectively; and so assigning subjective meaning through a hedonistic approach by simply what physically feels good seems pointless. Especially when emotionally, not everything is there; hell most probably isn't there to be honest. Ice cream tastes good but it doesn't make life worth living and it doesn't make like worth dying. At least in no measurable manner. But I am sure you will say the surmised total of everything makes it worthwhile to which I will propose that if all can be taken in yet not effect you or elevate you, why bother? Maybe I just don't enjoy enough things but I could listen to killer music, eat ice cream while flying down the highway at 170 km on a motorcycle while fucking 16 whole bitches at once and still know that for all the physical pleasure of the world, it is all for not. Hedonism fails this sort of mind. It is all just chemicals for me and certain chains and bonds just don't occur or don't occur as potent or yadda yadda yadda science! I know it is like talking to a defense system but the core principle is that when you have someone who cannot emotionally become attached to something like everyone else, you cannot conjure any emotional attachment to the physical world even if the physical world is pleasing the shit out of the body by whatever means. There is a grand separation between the mind and the body. Almost as though each are alien. The physical body bound to the world it can experience and the mind realizing there is no meaning and thus distancing itself from everything.

The argument seems to be based on feels but when the only feelings traipsing about are emptiness and apathy, it is hard to get someone to tie themselves to the wor…
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Blix - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:13:12 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Those lying and stealing from society need to be exposed for what they are made to pay back what they took.
>with me as the judge, jury and executioner

i think it is you who should be removed.

In this thread, the title is the body and the body is the title by George Hale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:57:36 EST ID:GhZHHavB No.4137164 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Opposite Day

Gave a hooker a ride today by John Bahcall - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:03:02 EST ID:qF76J1hj No.4136974 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In a literal sense

I was leaving my friends house this morning and there was a hottie walking around looking all confused at her phone. I was like "you lost?" and she was like "yeah I'm trying to get to x street I'm from out of town." I was like "I'm heading that way want a ride" and she was like hell yeah

Anyway I ask her what she's doing in town and she said "oh I'm an escort, I got kicked out of my motel and now I need to go find my sister". I'm like aight lol, well wanna fuck? She gave me her number and her rates and said hit her up later once she got a new motel room. I'm not big on paying to fuck tho. Anyway long story short I take her to the street and drop her off, it's not her sister on the street obviously *unless her sister is a greasy 40 year old male pimp).

She was like "you have my number sexy" and I smacked her ass on her way out of the car but I'm wondering if I shoulda tried to get a handjob or something. It was like a 5 block drive but I feel like I coulda at least asked for that or to see some boobz or sumthin.

Anyway that's my story, sorry it wasn't very interesting, though it does have sexual tension and regret and longing so actually it was a pretty good story.

Pic related the girl I gave the ride to. I looked up her ad after I got home. Anyway gonna go jerk off to her
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Hugh Wunderman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:29:24 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137132 Report Quick Reply
ya no rude texts and white gentlemen only too
Blix - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:33:26 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137138 Ignore Report Quick Reply

semantics is the difference between going to jail and walking free

god damn some laws are fucking stupid

anyway the only people who get the stick for it are dumbasses who openly admit to the cops "yeah i paid that bitch for sex"

coast states and places like nevada are cool with it but the christian belt really slams the gavel down on prostitution
Sin Cara - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:54:46 EST ID:NSHB5Vnw No.4137162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>christian belt really slams the gavel down on prostitution
Wasn't Jesus's girlfriend a prostitute? Seems rather hypocritical...
Hannah Wengerhall - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:57:02 EST ID:C0SJx715 No.4137163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Christianity has shit-all to do with Christ. He's more of a mascot than a role model at this point. Or really at any point.

crazy people of youtube by Lucas Lovely - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 14:31:51 EST ID:L6lrQQQG No.4136631 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>ITT we share the nutters we've wander upon while surfing YouTube


Steven Christ, thinks he's the 9th reincarnated Jesus.
Makes videos proving that Earth is in fact concave and contains the entire universe.
Stars aren't stars but are actually microscopic and the result of sonoluminescence.

He debates physics guys and can actually hold his own pretty well.
He has an answer for everything.

"pictures" of Earth aren't actually what you think, for one NASA acts as gate-keepers for the secret knowledge, and all the pictures you've seen of Earth are actually created by rendering ribbons of image data taken by satellites which are then super-imposed on a spherical 3D model (this process of image rendering is actually admitted).

He's pretty cool and holds weekly video podcast sessions with like-minded and skeptical folks and they discuss all this shit for a few hours.
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Joe Lauzon - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:01:52 EST ID:uNuGT0So No.4136971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
could only watch untill he started drawing on the paper with that texter, the sound it makes is for me, as bad as nails on chalkboard is for others
Mot - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:08:34 EST ID:wuOOY22E No.4136980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Ketchup mustard"
Some crackhead lady that seems like she has multiple personalities rants about being a US Marshall, chips in her stomach, bitches, and who knows what
Prince of Persia - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:32:14 EST ID:2aJEUYCp No.4137061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The biggest problem with hollow earth is "Why?".

Why do the powers that be want to trick everyone into believing that the world isn't hollow?
Michel Bras - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:43:40 EST ID:L6lrQQQG No.4137157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What do you mean "why?", that's reality.

Cartoons by Alan Guth - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:34:23 EST ID:QnQfZJy4 No.4137141 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sometimes, it seems like voice actors in cartoons depoct a far more genuine example of human interaction than any actor that's had a career within the past decade.

It's kind of horrible to realize that placing attractive humans in front of a camera produces an outcome more artificial and plastic than computerized pictures juxtaposed with an audio track. I remember a time when actors were uglier and funnier, and things felt pretty retarded all around, just like real life, where nothing ever doesn't actually ever stop sucking.
Cunt McPuntington - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:36:22 EST ID:VkwoIzQS No.4137147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hugh Simmerridge - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:41:46 EST ID:YETbmqwf No.4137153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The human interaction is more exaggerated to account for your autism. Unless you are just talking about mainstream blockbusters.
Lydia Nesslewill - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:41:48 EST ID:nwBQwQNq No.4137154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
blame the jews in media

Fuck! by Ravashing Rick Rude - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:31:42 EST ID:2KBBSKfK No.4136998 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I haven't DJ'd in forever and now I have a bar gig and now I'm just sitting here baked with only an hour of my setlist done and
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Lindsey Wagner - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:35:56 EST ID:Dtak39K6 No.4137146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thank you for the rare pepe. As I saved it here's another in exchange because I don't steal.
Hugh Wunderman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:37:30 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137149 Report Quick Reply
many thanks. :)
Johnny Hendricks - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:40:15 EST ID:F2xpu4/u No.4137151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dubstep is no longer a thing anymore?

Well, I guess I need to get out from under my rock for once. Damned kids.

This is all cell phones fault you know? Making everything go so fast. 1 second we have Rick Roll then Eminem then we got Rick Ross, then we got Eminem again and then we got Rick Ross again.

What the fuck is even going on anymore?
Hugh Wunderman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:51:59 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137160 Report Quick Reply
I mean like all the loser bro jocks and teenagers who have facebook and not tumblr and annoying rednecks are just now finding dubstep and still like it, but it's not even the hippest music, TBH it's just a mash of shit, only it's slowed down '80s music with some effects and samples and then re-mixed and re-trappified. It's like weather channel music that just keeps replaying the same 3 bars and has trap drums... but even that's getting old. You really gotta just lurk soundcloud and see what has the most hashtags and likes.

Please Pyramid King Reuben... by Billy Blaze - Tue, 16 Jun 2015 23:22:29 EST ID:5u01oH78 No.4099405 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Please, your thread is no longer bumping... We need you now more than ever, Pyramid King Reuben! The immigrants, world-chasers, drunkards, and savagers will surely be smoten.
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Marc Forgione - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 13:51:49 EST ID:MsGl9UTv No.4132036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Pyramid King has fallen, bow to your new Pyramid God!!!
Fernand Point - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 14:27:28 EST ID:1BD3wHgL No.4132074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One day someone will post with that RGN and you guys will beg him to post in this thread but he never will.
And it will drive you insane. 😈
Mark Coleman - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 15:58:15 EST ID:Fs3R4VYR No.4132182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I prophesize that he will, but is going to be either unremarkable or really cringe inducing.
Tommy Callahan - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:35:25 EST ID:9j06jCbs No.4137144 Ignore Report Quick Reply


n-n-jolly african-americans? by Charles Blatherstone - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:29:47 EST ID:FhAEf31W No.4137133 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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screencap your desktop now, no cleaning
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Mot - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:31:36 EST ID:wuOOY22E No.4137134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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miracle monday by Molly O'Brien - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 16:41:50 EST ID:tpJ8KAPD No.4136754 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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today a miracle is going to happen for you
please stand by and try to live your life as you normally would
but know that it is coming very soon
a true miracle
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Jean Bardet - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:44:41 EST ID:/bF7Xlfm No.4137082 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How is that ever a question you even need to ask? You know what you want Nathan, now go and get it. Skid into the grave used up and burnt out, not because you wasted a life but because you lived one.
Urijah Faber - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:48:14 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.4137089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pineapples, bacon, pepperoni and bbq.

that shit is so good.
Urijah Faber - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:48:39 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.4137091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bbq sauce*

Marco Pierre White - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:10:07 EST ID:UKAPKAHl No.4137117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucking spiders, man. by Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 01:50:16 EST ID:yo9vdr9k No.4135524 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone else here like spiders, or, at least, don't disturb them? I live in the northeast of the U.S. and I like to think I have a small understanding between me and the spiders in my household. The fucking cellar spiders in my house make messy cobwebs, sure. But they also eat other invasive and more aggressive spider species that might infest my household. Aside from that they honestly they eat the fuck out of the insects that'd otherwise be a problem. They stick to their webs, which are strung up in places I never fucking visit. They occasionally leave their webs to hunt shit down, I've seen this type of spider trap and kill the living shit out of say, brown recluse spiders like it was nothing.

And the only downside to having them around is having cobwebs around the house. Which is funny because I swear I have seen them just chilling and being all "clear the mu-fuggin old useless ass web out, bro." while I remove the old cobweb and they spin a whole new one in its place.

I've even given names to the large and prominent females tat seem to have favorite places to spin webs and live in my house. So, any other spider bros here?
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Bruce Buffer - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:53:26 EST ID:i6956YLU No.4137098 Ignore Report Quick Reply

haha same here, even here in Australia where quite a few of them are poisonous and can fuck your shit up for a couple of days, I still appreciate them and sometimes when I'm walking to my front door in the summer, I'll walk through one of their newly built webs that they inconveniently placed right on the driveway and the spider will usually be stuck in my hair or clothes and I usually have to shake it off like a yo-yo and then catch and release it outside.
Blix - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:53:49 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137100 Ignore Report Quick Reply

and it was more than just a god discussion if you had even bothered to read it instead of kneejerk locking it.
Syn !ryBONGJej. - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:08:15 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137114 Report Quick Reply
Even more of a reason for it to belong on /pss/
Blix - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:08:47 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137116 Ignore Report Quick Reply

oh fuck you and your spite nb

What do your fingers smell like? by Rashma Beharry - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 16:28:12 EST ID:cAA6QheU No.4136738 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mine smell like rotten bananas and grass but I haven't touched either of those things. pretty weird huh?
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Hugh Simmerridge - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:50:24 EST ID:YETbmqwf No.4137021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Turbo - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:44:27 EST ID:1eDdSZRq No.4137081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cigarettes and the common smell of south Australian plantlife.
Augustus Buzzway - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:57:52 EST ID:UGppbv8C No.4137103 Ignore Report Quick Reply

My nigga, can you please attempt to describe the smell of south Australian plant life?
Syn !ryBONGJej. - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:00:28 EST ID:/Hxd9kE+ No.4137105 Report Quick Reply
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Strangest Night of Your Life by Jean Bardet - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 21:33:11 EST ID:/bF7Xlfm No.4136954 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Something odd happened to me the other night. I went to a club with my friends and we saw this weird foreign guy dancing all weird. We were laughing at him quietly from our spot at the bar and having a good time. Later on a guy brought the weird dancer up to us and said "have you met my friend?"

We thought it was funny and the foreign guy looked really drunk, so I agreed to dance with him. This is where it got weird. The one who introduced him kept watching furiously with his hands in his pockets. My friends all left me there and then hands-pockets insisted foreign guy kisses me. He forced himself on me and it was really uncomfortable.

Things only got worse from there. The guy who forced us to dance together had bought me a few drinks earlier, and while I didnt' think much of it at the time becasue my friends were all with me, I started to feel super tired. I blacked out there and came to with a bad headache in a 24 hour taxi cab office where they told me I was left in the cab by my friends and needed to pay the bill.

All in all, it was the strangest night of my life.

>Tell me about the strangest night of your life.
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Urijah Faber - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:46:39 EST ID:ixr5G65d No.4137086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this one time i tripped with this dude i met on the internet. that was pretty cool. it was definitely strange cause i was tripping really hard.

another strange night of my life i ended up shitting in a girl's bath tab.
Alice Muttingstere - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:51:23 EST ID:ocxTqawm No.4137095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was in Amsterdam when I was 19 and had no concept of psychedelics or any drug other than weed. I was on my way to the train station when I noticed a headshop with truffles. I ate an entire box and then got on a train back to Germany. Ended up tripping crazy hard and didn't know how to cope. I also accidentally got off the train in some random Dutch village. Didn't get home until like 5:00 AM the next morning.
Alan Guth - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 00:00:02 EST ID:QnQfZJy4 No.4137104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hey kid!


> lrn2google
Charles Ranhofer - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:07:10 EST ID:eacvwKPh No.4137169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Seriously? This is the newest meme? Different perspectives from that one story?

Summer needs to end NOW.


Is happiness possible? by Bobby Flay - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 15:05:03 EST ID:brg6yJqU No.4136654 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't actually mean that. But what I'm saying is that most people I know who work full-time, 40 to 50 and even 60 hours a week, they all seem miserable. And it makes sense. Losing sleep is awful for your health. If you work so much you don't have time for exercise, which is super important to living a happy life too. A lot of people have terrible diets, which will also rot you. And little free time for hobbies and shit. That all adds up to a damaging lifestyle. It's toxic.

Why do people do this, and how do you find happiness?
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Daniel Chickenchoke - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:46:14 EST ID:eBNmof3V No.4137013 Ignore Report Quick Reply

There are exceptions to 2 and there are exceptions to 2 and there are exceptions to 4. If you see 4 pennies it's easy to count them and everyone in the room will get the same number, but it isn't actually that simple, the pennies aren't all the same. Numbers are ideals.

Ideals in, ideals out. Reality in, reality out.
Blix - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:53:43 EST ID:mao65PUG No.4137024 Ignore Report Quick Reply

if you think thats an argument i guess ill just take your word over einsteins.


please revise this collection of words into something coherent and relevant.
The Arbiter - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:26:42 EST ID:gUIwpSSO No.4137056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Awww, they look babies that drank too much. So cute.
Vagina McPenison - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:33:55 EST ID:quDyE0V4 No.4137064 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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