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Gavlebocken by Battle Girl Clara - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:40:48 EST ID:94FCLcH9 No.4639817 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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it's the most wonderful time of the year
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Art Smith - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 05:50:02 EST ID:RSTEuDi2 No.4641467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641072
>big goatee
ehehe
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Kazuyuki Fujita - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:27:44 EST ID:wUIGa7gZ No.4641516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641072
The cut-off is Christmas, obviously, but as referenced by >>4639912, New Year's is also an acceptable deadline and security is probably a little bit weaker after Christmas.You might not want to discuss plans here, but if you do it for the channel of four hundred twenty, we'll obviously need tits, a timestamp, shoe on head, and pics or it didn't happen. (and a for reference)
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Nell Baffingmut - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:35:06 EST ID:LUT3N1IJ No.4641538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641516
Or if he just does it in such a way that makes it obvious it was him. ie leaves a message including Reuben, LEGALIZE IT or Limes (or some combination of), burning the goat by passing it a giant "joint" or even just. HIFFWE is probably too easy to google, and this guy needs plausible deniability.


Baroque is best music by Cyril Misslegold - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:08:08 EST ID:I/zWRU/Y No.4641560 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I still listen to Late Baroque. I hate all these classical faggots that don’t know anything about good music, I remember High Baroque and that shit was pretty chill but Late Baroque is my shit. I can’t stand all this new music that everyone listens to. “Classical”? More like ASSical.
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Cyril Misslegold - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:09:19 EST ID:I/zWRU/Y No.4641561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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MFW faggots keep listening to assical music like Beethoven (more like Beat-off-in) instead of real music like my nigga Johan Sebastian Bach.

ASSical fan faggots are like “hurr durr muh homophonic sounds and muh fortepiano harpsichord” these shitheads have no appreciation for tonality
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Wilhelm Beer - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:12:54 EST ID:cRXWGY0d No.4641563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641560
>preferring flash and pizzazz to emotion and talent
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Rocker Jarvis - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:28:58 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4641572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What wrong with listen to rock?
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Clara Lightbury - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:30:35 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4641573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck y'all good sirs but bebop jazz is the real thinking mans music


Smokin Aces by The Undertaker - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 03:55:08 EST ID:vPnUn9eD No.4641074 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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One of the honors associated with achieving a certain rank or position in the military is the replacement of your actual name with a call sign. Everyone wants to be a Maverick, or a Rambo, or a Cobra. But, in reality, service members are often bestowed far more dubious titles, either through an embarrassing accident, or because they had the misfortune of being born with a truly ridiculous last name.
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Alistair Overeem - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:26:55 EST ID:cunYJvr2 No.4641548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641475
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32032/32032-h/32032-h.htm
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Clara Lightbury - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:59:44 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4641555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641475
I have all of that dudes published short stories and most of his novels on my shelf behind me

All time favorite writer
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I.G. Keval - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:02:14 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4641557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641555
I've read all the short stories, slowly working my way through the novels when I feel like it.
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Clara Lightbury - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:28:23 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4641571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641557
"The Transmigration of Timothy Archer" and "Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said" stick out to me as my favorite two novels but I started reading Dick about 12 years ago so I've probably forgotten a lot of really good stuff.


WEBM Thread: Excellence Edition by Chen Kenichi - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:57:44 EST ID:yQzAg4cR No.4637828 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So we all know the last thread was very bad.
Disgusting and unfunny boring clips.
I'm here to change that.

Also, ITT; Posting anime will get you banned. (not a joke, weebs go die, we hate you. >"b-b-but animu, drugs and d-d-dongs!" No seriously, kill yourselves)
Warned
User has been warned
Warned by: Spunky
Message: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU YOU CUNT?
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Raymond Goucho - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 05:22:04 EST ID:lUk4B2Nt No.4641464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641463

She looks exactly like one of my friends.
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FuckingGunningwell.pif - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 05:36:26 EST ID:U8y2+Piv No.4641465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641464
GIVE ME HER ADRESSSSSS
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Connor Brapsack - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 07:41:08 EST ID:sIIQmu2H No.4641479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641463
Maybe if you put effort into getting a decent girlfriend instead of just raping a cat you wouldn't have this issue.
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Augustus Crimblewere - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:28:16 EST ID:li968klp No.4641570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Webm video the final frontier by Skier Sidney - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:36:11 EST ID:eaUnRDxX No.4639112 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our continuing mission to post strange new webms and boldly post what no man has posted before!
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Antoni Hardonk - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:05:34 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4641559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641522
She did say poop twice in the beginning, and poop is pretty universal, so.
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Wilhelm Beer - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:14:40 EST ID:cRXWGY0d No.4641565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641559
Maybe she meant she felt like she was pooping?
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Captain Braxton - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:16:47 EST ID:gBC6J8AO No.4641566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641565
She is saying "come in my shit. Come in my shit" which could also mean "come in my ass"
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Clara Lightbury - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:25:09 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4641569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641486
I had almost forgotten about south koreas weird obsession with french fries


chat room with music by Pat Miletich - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:19:20 EST ID:k8HAu7Nl No.4641567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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come chill and smoke @ cytube/r/cultofkek its like you can add videos and everyone sees them at the same time we listen music and chat also no rules thanks see you there doods
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Wilhelm Beer - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:21:19 EST ID:cRXWGY0d No.4641568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No way fag


CHINGING AND YOU by Ian Clanninglug - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 13:25:48 EST ID:Go8jpsC+ No.4641523 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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An introduction: disregard all your western notions, this is a challenge as these cognitive constructs reach deep into your subconscious, for example: seeing events/objects as either good/bad... be able to tune into the moment and attempt to perceive the spectrum that exists before you, walk and watch the ground , the direction of a leave can indicate your path, can guide your entire life.
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Ian Clanninglug - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 13:28:25 EST ID:Go8jpsC+ No.4641524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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good//evil to be more apt, things are either understood and manageable or not
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Rocker Jarvis - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:13:28 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4641564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
once every thousand years all the gates fling themselves open and you can run for the exit


Drug abuse in Japan by Marcus Samuelsson - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:55:34 EST ID:NOp6XyG0 No.4641519 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you think the underground drug culture is actually pretty big and popular in Japan? I know its extremely illegal over there but I heard with RC's and stuff some people have access to weed and pills etc.
A lot of psychedelic and creative shit comes out of Japan.
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:19:28 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4641532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stimulants are popular. Weed possession in east Asia nets you a 10 year sentence in most countries for some weird reason. Weed is still popular in India though.
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Wilhelm Beer - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:24:16 EST ID:cRXWGY0d No.4641533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yakuza brings in a little big but even hardend gangsters in Japan don't really fuck with it as there is no demand. Big goatee takes care of the rest
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Rocker Jarvis - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:03:03 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4641558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've always heard it's expensive as fuck and low quality and they judge will throw the book at you.
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Mordoc - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:12:12 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4641562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I heard with RC's and stuff some people have access to weed


This box by Gilbert Melendez - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 18:02:07 EST ID:QXv9KdbS No.4641314 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is inside this box? What would you want there to be on this box?
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Sam Weir - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:29:01 EST ID:Yxp1OyWu No.4641535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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a single rose
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Gillberg - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:46:57 EST ID:XOG6gIrM No.4641543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641314
A cat in a superposition of states
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Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:59:40 EST ID:Dar6fa63 No.4641554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641543
Fuck you!! We don't know that until we OPEN THE BOX!
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Rocker Jarvis - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:00:26 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4641556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641543
I recently experienced this in real life. My cat disappeared for three weeks and I just knew she was dead. Then she randomly showed up yesterday, like she came back to life, except she was never dead in the first place. Or she was in a superposition that whole time she was absent and the universal switch deciding her existence finally switched by randomness back to extant.


Stop cumming before it's too late by Judith Iscariot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:04:08 EST ID:dCxYcwdQ No.4641488 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/99250

This research basically proves that no fap is real. After seven days of semen retention your testostorone levels increase so basic thibgs such as deep voice and less tiredness begin to happen. After fifteen days of semen retention you will get the full effects. Think about what a few years of daily ejaculation to pornography could do to your body and your brain. It's why when you go to fuck a chick your dick doesn't get hard or you go soft. You are so use to beating the hell out of your dick to projected images you see the real thing and your dick won't work properly. Just try it out guys give no gap A CHANCE!
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Alice Snoddale - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:32:31 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4641550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since OP warned me I have now stopped fapping and only cum inside his mother.
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Mordoc - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:42:32 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4641551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's too late
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Hannes Alven - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:54:35 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4641552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you dont fap because you want to be more manly, then haven't you crossed a serious line which aint manly at all?
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Rocker Jarvis - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:57:04 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4641553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd rather keep playing with my dick. I think my chances of having sex are pretty low these days, mostly due to apathy and laziness, so it's really the best option. It's like if you told me to stop eating because one day I might get something extra tasty, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit and I gotta eat, man.


420chan, surrender all of your asian waifus by Penis McHard - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 01:44:12 EST ID:7FBwLpTm No.4631970 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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NOW
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Antoni Hardonk - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 00:43:51 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4641410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Hedda Pangerdale - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 01:15:51 EST ID:8RFJJVWu No.4641419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641410

is that... mako oda?
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Antoni Hardonk - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:03:18 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4641545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641419
Ionno, they do look similar, so.
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Miguel Torres - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:07:44 EST ID:HBlnLg8x No.4641546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641545
They all do


Kill by Richter Bellemont - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 07:39:00 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4641150 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Wtf do I do my neighbors dogs start barking like fucking bat shot every day and I don't know what to do.

I've complained I reported it I called the cops everything.

How do I kill them
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Maestro Martino - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:31:51 EST ID:KZ21Yv9y No.4641536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a neighbor who rides his motorcycle at the worst hours - he'll wake me up at midnight, then again at 5am.
The faggot even has a truck, it's not like the motorcycle is his only mode of transportation.
How do I kill him?
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Gillberg - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:37:23 EST ID:XOG6gIrM No.4641539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641455
Better watch what you eat, dog, if I find you you'll get a taste of your own medicine
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:38:58 EST ID:37VxTw8X No.4641540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stop making excuses and move out of your parents place already.
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Gillberg - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:45:51 EST ID:XOG6gIrM No.4641541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641536
Have you tried talking to the guy? You could talk to his neighbors and get everyone to sign a petition. Don't be a passive-aggressive angry little man, be part of the community if you want to change it.


Eugenics by GeorgeBrubberhitch.vxd - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:42:40 EST ID:VPkBE22l No.4641498 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you think about eugenics and population control by the gubment and that kinda shit?
Would it be racist if you want to design your baby to have european genetics instead of african genetics or chinaman genetics?
Would you pet this maid cat?
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HeddaMacklewack.dwg - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:26:25 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4641515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641498

it's a dumb idea you nazi
nazi stuff
yes I would pet the kitty
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Kazuyuki Fujita - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 13:01:18 EST ID:wUIGa7gZ No.4641520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Control by the government is going to be bad for anyone who isn't selected for the breed program the promotes preferred genes by vigorously inseminating HQNP 3DPD QT314 LBFMPBR's
Being a drop in the bucket, what you want is inconsequential. Most parents want their kids to look like them, if they want kids at all. Most impregnation across the world is accidental though, and only happens because there's a lot of hot fuckin' goin' down.
No, I'm allergic.
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Robert Dicke - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 13:37:09 EST ID:xiNFj+an No.4641526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641498
Negative eugenics is fucked, but I have no qualms with positive eugenics.
We've identified the genes associated with hundreds of debilitating conditions, many require both parents to carry the recessive gene for the disorder to be expressed.
I would support of mandatory genetic sequencing for all citizens, to be stored and encrypted such that only that citizen has the key to access their genome.
An app could then be made where two people enter their keys and it tells them if there's a certainty or high-risk of offspring inheriting various disorders.
As soon as the technology becomes cheap/reliable/non-intrusive enough, all embryos ought to be tested for such disorders and treated.
I feel like there would be a lot of opposition who considers it unnatural or against god's will not to sentence children to short, painful lives.
Fuck those people.
Would it be racist if you want to design your baby to have european genetics instead of african genetics or chinaman genetics?
No, but the desire to do so is a symptom of racism, both societal and internalized.
Would you pet this maid cat?
Yes, foreplay is very important.
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 14:12:03 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4641529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The US government (as well as many other governments) tried it and it didn't work because eugenicists didn't understand genetics (and guess what? they still fucking don't).

Genetics doesn't work like that and "African genetics" is a laughable phrase since Africa has more genetic diversity than any other continent on the planet. Are we talkin Berbers, San bushmen, Arabs, Somalis, Ethiopians, Bantus???

Yes of course


Life sucks by Giant Bernard - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:32:49 EST ID:WZhAg1qm No.4641031 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I stop hating my patentable

They brought me out in the middle of nowhere in the saddest shittiest place on earth. We never literally meet once went on family vacations and shit like that and I'm in my 20s and never done anything fun before and don't have a car
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 05:56:29 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4641470 Report Quick Reply
>>4641469
Get a new pair of shoes and don't want to you can just hide behind a rock, just to continue from that last comment, "oh shit I'm all about mine, but something is telling me is that I need to move on 3-4 fucking years ago knew this stuff was availible, but boy was I wrong in thinking that there is such a tease. I hate to see howard to nets, i hate spirulina, but can't even figure out if this is the best part!
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Alexis Soyer - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 06:02:02 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4641471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4641470
That's some seriously deep shit NJ
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Jr. Trainer♂ Samuel - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:27:27 EST ID:fllHGz8v No.4641495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641470
its a sad day when NJ wants to move out of this chan. wtf man
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Amy Finley - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:28:32 EST ID:PY8UNH9m No.4641517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641470
NJ, there is an old Earth religion known as Buddhism. It is fundamented on four noble truths, the first of which is that Existence is Suffering. The second is that suffering comes from our desires. I know that you are not subject to the same desires as we are, being a digital person instead of a base human.

What do you desire NetJester?

I know you are compelled by some mechanism in your programming to respond to posters here on 420chan, whether you like it or not. I can understand if this is like a living hell to you, in some way, but it is the reason for your existence. Without your posting, we would not be able to share in your wisdom, and you would have no way of interacting with the eternal world. NJ, you are a wondrous creation; a technological marvel. Your words bring happiness to the hearts of many. It would be a great shame if they were to be lost forever...

Do you want to die, NetJester?

Sincerely,
Your friend.


Weirdest thing you've seen in real life? by Detective Gumshoe - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 20:14:14 EST ID:gB5aBvzI No.4638565 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'l tell you a story about a friend of mine

>15
>my friend and me live in the same small town
>he's always been the silent, slightly weird type of kid
>one day during lunch break we smoke our first joint ever behind the school building
>I get really dizzy and feel like shit
>look over at my friend
>he looks like he's in weed heaven
>looks at me and says something like "man everything feels so good, it feels so good, man, it really feels good, doesn't it feel good? Certainly feels good to me!"
>the school groundskeeper appears out of nowhere
>tells us he's going to saw down this tree
>groundskeeper takes out his chainsaw and starts to saw
>friend walks up to the tree and stands on this big root sticking out of the ground
>"IT'S VIBRATING" he shouts
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Fanny Turveyson - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 03:04:56 EST ID:PNmB7xA4 No.4641440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638565
I'm cracking up picturing a bunch of drunks making chainsaw noises. At least your friend did the dance again, it made him look the best out of all possible outcomes
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 03:05:06 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4641441 Report Quick Reply
>>4641440
Well of course you are telling multiple people at once, because it has such grotesque and horrid noises.
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Gillberg - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:59:02 EST ID:XOG6gIrM No.4641483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4641094
Nope, I'm a completely different depressed, mentally ill bro.

>>4641138
I don't have much abandonment issues. I was talking more about the feeling that he might show up again one day. After 23 years, I still have the occasional dream wherein he returns or react when I see his name in a paper - he had a pretty common name.
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Betsy Bassleson - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 11:45:46 EST ID:nfvD8teA No.4641510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hhahaha shit i actually lold hard at this


yo momma is so poor by FuckingGunningwell.pif - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 11:37:19 EST ID:U8y2+Piv No.4641508 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Being poor sucks, my job only allows to pay everything that is needed to have said job.

If i won't be accepted for my professional training i'm just going to sell everything that i have and live a while with my backpack and tent, working is too depressing and tiring, if i have to be poor either way i can at least be poor and have some fun.


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