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Pizza Thread by Rommie - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 15:11:59 EST ID:CfncNOLc No.4506170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My training has gone well. The pizza people all know my name and I found them singing karaoke last night and bought some drinks for them.

This one, Sophia. She's not a delivery driver, but I met her on the bus one day (she was wearing her dominos outfit). And now here I am, virtually watching her make my pizza with love and care!

What an age we live in for pizza!
Harry Mudd - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 15:13:54 EST ID:JDXDx361 No.4506172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jokes on you. I'm their best buds and phoned them up to tell them to mince up some pineapples and throw them on your pizza just right so you can't pick them off and the juices mix into the sauce.

Oh, I got you good Rommie.
LillianWapperbury.js - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 15:26:11 EST ID:eK14fvbb No.4506177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're gonna eventually murder one of them out of passion.
William de Sitter - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 15:29:09 EST ID:894Izug+ No.4506178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Literally Hitler
Jan Hendrik Oort - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:02:40 EST ID:/XQN5ckV No.4506189 Ignore Report Quick Reply

these guys a cunts. Maybe it's just the people in my town. Anyway, I make my order and ask for a drawing on the inside of the box like all the other people do on the internet. So my pizza arrives and there is no drawing. they made me feel like a retard or something. I could not enjoy the za after that.
Roger Penrose - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:15:01 EST ID:Y579Iyd1 No.4506197 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I used to be a manager at papa johns and one time a customer asked for a drawing if an epic puma on their box. So I googled a puma and drew big ass puma face growling on the front of the box.

The district supervisor printed out the customer email that they sent and gave it to our store. Basically the people flipped shit that I actually drew a puma on their pizza box and wrote like a two page letter talking about how awesome we are. I didn't even get a raise.
Jan Hendrik Oort - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:25:39 EST ID:/XQN5ckV No.4506204 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Times are hard dood, you should not have taken that shit thought, you need to fuck that place up bro. like go and kick off you know? like smash some shit up or something. You gotta fuck that shit up, bro.
Roger Penrose - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:27:04 EST ID:Y579Iyd1 No.4506206 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They fired me over something I never did and then found out two years later who actually did it.
Rommie - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:27:43 EST ID:CfncNOLc No.4506207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know who's pizza you fucked with but it wasn't mine. Sophia kinda screwed up anyways because I ordered a thin crispy crust and got pic related. What the hell Sophia?!

its not like that, more like they're local celebrities and I'm cool with them. Like "damn there's the pizza crowd..who's that with them? Man that guy is cool!"
Michel Guérard - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:29:00 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's good to take pride in your work, even if it doesn't pay better.
Roger Penrose - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:33:05 EST ID:Y579Iyd1 No.4506209 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I really did take pride in my work. It was only papa johns but everybody there loved me, and the customers loved me. I was probably their best dough slapper in the state.

People would come in to pick their pizza up on Friday night just to watch me toss dough while they waited in line. Lke they told me they did that just because of me. I could spin a dough for hours, toss it over my head, swing it around behind my back and up around the front and then spin that nigga like a pulsar.

Not to forget all the hot ass milfs and cougars that want to stare at young guys being passionate about their job.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:35:23 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4506211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why are there always so many dominoes whores on this site? Don't you faggots have any local pizza?
LillianWapperbury.js - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:35:44 EST ID:eK14fvbb No.4506212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel like there's a tragic story about how you could've gone pro if you didn't get injured
LillianWapperbury.js - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:37:29 EST ID:eK14fvbb No.4506213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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all my local places are too expensive.
Roger Penrose - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:38:59 EST ID:Y579Iyd1 No.4506214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bascially, yes. Oh what a pizza world we live in. The pizza rules everything.

Live by the pizza, die by the pizza.. what more can a man do?
Rommie - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:50:57 EST ID:CfncNOLc No.4506217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Local Chicago style charges $50 a pizza
Local buffet doesn't deliver
Local New York style is only open for like 4 hours on random evenings.

Dominos or Pizza Hut it is. I prefer Pizza Hut for stuffed crust but they changed ,an age,net and employees this month so I have to start acquainting myself with the new Pizza people all over again.
LillianWapperbury.js - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:53:14 EST ID:eK14fvbb No.4506219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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now with more pizza
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:54:13 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4506220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck, I guess I lucked out with the pizza privilege where I can get one for five bucks
Michel Guérard - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:56:30 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Five bucks for a pizza? Is it good?
Makoto - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:58:50 EST ID:8PDcFiUZ No.4506223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I sell $5 pizzas at a 7-Eleven. Take a guess.
Michel Guérard - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:00:43 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've never had good pizza from a place that didn't specialize in pizza. It should be against the law to sell pizza without a license.
Tokath - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:01:38 EST ID:pfWDW9++ No.4506226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
$5 pizza from 711 and $5 pizza from Little Caesars are in no way comparable.
Diego Sanchez - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:06:13 EST ID:MVekLjEG No.4506230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
qt pizza is acceptable. just tasted like generic takeout pizza. I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:07:38 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4506232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, it's pretty good compared to the franchise pizzas. They have a system like little caesars where they have pizzas ready but you can ask for a fresh one if you're willing to wait.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:10:48 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4506234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I apologize for all my drunken behavior in your store, please give me a slurpee though
William Bell - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:32:00 EST ID:feUtCvKt No.4506245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Son of a bitch.

I thought pizzagate was just a joke here, but I saw the word on an Alex Jones video and it's actually a thing.
Michel Guérard - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:33:38 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, I thought it was a joke at first too.
Protip: if you want me to take something seriously, don't call it pizzagate.
Leader Barnaby - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:34:14 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4506249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pizzagate is srs bsns, untold possibility
Michel Guérard - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:37:38 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The team finds the Stargate randomly dialing in unfamiliar coordinates. Sending an apprehensive vanguard through, they discover that pizza is an ancient Goa'uld delicacy first brought to Earth by Leonardo da Vinci.
Jan Hendrik Oort - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 17:40:35 EST ID:/XQN5ckV No.4506253 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Definitely go and fuck their shit up then bro. That is not cool
Viacheslav Datsik - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 19:12:56 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4506299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dominos is too convenient, you get like 10,000 calories of 20 inch fucking pizza and wings in 20 minutes. I donno, this shit is dangeros meng
CharlesNummertore.mod - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:29:55 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4506387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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EdwardFobbernut.cfml - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:37:02 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4506390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you see potential for you and sophia? I mean you and her could run away together, make the pizzas you've always dreamed of together. Sure, now she might just be doing it for a job. But you could the man that she wants to make pizza for at home. I believe in love, and this has potential to be a saucy maybe even a chessy romance between the two of you.
Saskia Reeves - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:44:16 EST ID:b153f4FN No.4506398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can have children with her and get them to really get a good grasp on cheese pizza. Then, as you age, and become grandparents the whole family can enjoy cheese pizza together.
Kimono Girl Sophie - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:47:31 EST ID:CfncNOLc No.4506402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She's a bit younger than me, I think she'd be more of a sweet fling that never really starts or ends. Like we pick up where we left off, just like my friendship with the delivery drivers.

I hvent given the one delivery driver that mix of my pizza themed music because I haven't seen him. It was a different driver that weekend, and I'm a little worried he might've been fired or something. He wasn't at the grocery store Tuesday evening. (I live in a small town it's normal to know where and when other people hang out, like animal crossing.)
Phoebe Wuzzleworth - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:57:50 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4506408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are her eyes the color of good olives? Do you think she would get kinky with a link of pepperoni? Do you think her flesh will taste better from all the pizza fragrance that has been absorbing into her skin?
Bobby Chinn - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 23:50:38 EST ID:8ZpQwnu2 No.4506434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I used to work @ a pizza place in a college town, ~30 or so employees, we'd stay open until midnight . Everyone there did a ton of drugs, coke in the prep room, shots in the walkin, that kinda shit. like 4 people lived in vans, or trucks, one of our shift leads lived in a pimped out bus. There was a little dyky Asian girl that sold weed to customers, one time a girl showed up to work on acid, all sorts of crazy hijinks. Great place to work
Lorian - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 02:47:52 EST ID:6mtmtnMA No.4506472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My life may as well be called extreme pizza delivery 2017. I bomb around on a 125 cc dressed like Im playing Fall Out. Theres a large crew of us and we go many different restaurants. If you're lucky u get a tip and some food, if ur unlucky you crash and go to hospital/jail.
CharlesNummertore.mod - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:24:07 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4506476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it like the intro to Akira? Hardcore, dude.
Martha Gocklehall - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:30:20 EST ID:6ItmWjPt No.4506477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That DOES sound hardcore as fuck
Albert Tillingford - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:14:57 EST ID:YrThMwxd No.4506485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
CharlesNummertore.mod - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:23:36 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4506487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And a katana
Giada De Laurentils - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:19:15 EST ID:1mecTK84 No.4506576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Inb4 pizzagate 2 when Alex Jones wanders into 420 chan and sees multiple threadthreads about pizza, shows up at Kirts apartment and kidnaps Spardot in an attempt to get to the bottom of the 420chan child sex ring
Basil Tillingcocke - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:34:16 EST ID:PVVO8HUH No.4506582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I work as a driver at Domino's. Shit's pretty chill.
Hall Matron Phineas - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:50:51 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4506588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isn't that how Snow Crash begins?
Arthur Eddington - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 12:07:15 EST ID:6kkMRG1p No.4506592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate when the driver is overly friendly and wants to start a conversation and calls me "boss".

I don't want to talk to you bitch! I just want to eat my pizza. I do tip them well, so I think they are trying to be nice because of that, but I just want my pizza to be on time and delicious, I'm not looking for a friend or small talk.
John Cleese - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 12:15:27 EST ID:cp5wHXi3 No.4506593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is like a Curb Your Enthusiasm moment where you see her on the bus and go "hey, what the fuck, I ordered thin crust"
Dagoth Ur - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 20:09:58 EST ID:EEbiJEHJ No.4506793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>calls me "boss".


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