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Lets pretend dragons dont exist for a moment by Team Aqua Grunt Martin - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:06:30 EST ID:nh1iydqQ No.4522514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dont you think its strange that even before we knew dinosaurs existed, we had this mythological beast that resembled the ultimate dinosaur? Its like the terror of our ancestors, when they saw the first dinosaur, is imprinted in our minds still, revealing itself in fiction and mythology as Dragons.
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Henry Draper - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:08:42 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4522515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>saw the first dinosaur
Bones, maybe.
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Team Aqua Grunt Martin - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:10:12 EST ID:nh1iydqQ No.4522516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522515

ancestors man, not necessarily human ancestor. Get with the program jeeeeez.
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Jarvis Wummlehall - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:22:19 EST ID:biHoBOW8 No.4522518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dunno about all that, but Tabasco is bullshit sauce
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Arthur Catpoop - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:23:53 EST ID:+kIDPBcE No.4522519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522518
They're perfect in a bloody mary
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Henry Draper - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:24:34 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4522520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522516
OK, so synapsids?
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Jarvis Wummlehall - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:26:16 EST ID:biHoBOW8 No.4522522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522519
Eh, it's like Taco Bell Fire Sauce tier. I'd prefer almost anything else.
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Henry Draper - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:29:44 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4522525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522522
Cholula is OK, or Tapatio if you have no Cholula
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Jarvis Wummlehall - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:31:51 EST ID:biHoBOW8 No.4522526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522525
I like both of those, but pic related is my go-to sauce.
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Danny Ocean - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:32:52 EST ID:cAA6QheU No.4522528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522525

I actually prefer tapatio
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Alex Riley - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:33:36 EST ID:lxou/4eO No.4522529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522519
It's good on seafood or in soup as well, still seems too prevalent and overrated
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:34:32 EST ID:FsIuVmF4 No.4522530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522526
black valentina is one of the only hot sauces I like.
usually I'd rather eat peppers or salsas for spice but valentina is pretty good.
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Yves Jabouin - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:14:30 EST ID:TTJ/BxeZ No.4522580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The dragon "myth" is global, why? Because they existed. A pterodactyl isnt far off from a dragon and we know they were real. Unicorns as well, also real. What happened is that humans killed them off because they were dangerous. Unicorns were very aggresive and their horns were worth a lot of coin too.
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JennyTrotson.sys - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:26:42 EST ID:kdy86lPU No.4522585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522580
>Unicorns were very aggresive and their horns were worth a lot of coin too.
due to their use in stimulating male fertility, of course
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Sticky Nips - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:35:48 EST ID:Jtz2ac43 No.4522586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522516

I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
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Naoko Mori - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:38:32 EST ID:WsxZKp3N No.4522588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522580

You kind of have the right idea. The idea of a dragon is actually an embedded terror with the composite traits of humanities most dangerous predators on the African Savannah. It has the body of a large predatory cat like a lion or a cheetah, the scales of a snake or a crocodile, and the wings and claws of a large predatory bird like an eagle. All of these were very very serious dangers to early humans, so much so that they hunted those giant eagles to extinction and reduced the population of large cats and reptiles very severely.
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Oz - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:45:59 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4522589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522588
I would agree but I don't even think it's a human thing. I think the fear of dragons is the innate fear present in our oldest ancestors, who walked among the dinosaurs. I'm talking the very earliest protomamals that became homonids. They definitely had the evolutionary​ fear instinct toward dinosaurs-or dragons. Also the reason humans thought giant lizards were walking around is because they did find fossils, which they had to explain somehow...so dragons it was.
Pic related. Tiny dinosaur.
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Michael Symon - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:47:01 EST ID:sYPuaqyF No.4522590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522588
what giant eagles hunted humans

I have never heard of this
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Sticky Nips - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:47:39 EST ID:Jtz2ac43 No.4522591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522589

That's not how it works
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Oz - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:52:51 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4522594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522591
And that's not how arguments work. Explain why or don't say anything at all, troll.
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JennyTrotson.sys - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:07:18 EST ID:kdy86lPU No.4522607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522590
yeah, man, back in the old days it happened all the time, youd just be off for a run on the savannah mindin your own business and, wham, a giant eagle would getcha
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Naoko Mori - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:09:26 EST ID:WsxZKp3N No.4522609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522590

There were various species of large raptor type birds all over the world, some of which still exist today in smaller forms. African Golden, Crowned, and Martial eagles even today are known to carry off chimps and dogs and children. In the past there were things like Terror Birds which were basically dinosaurs, and Haast's Eagle which lived until just 500 years ago and could easily kill and eat a man, and dozens of other examples.
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Alabaster Abernather - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:05:11 EST ID:Jtz2ac43 No.4522629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522594
Jesus fuck go turn yourself into an inanimate object, you lazy mook. Just because I don't feel like explaining genetics and instinctual nature to someone on the internet doesn't make me a troll.

That was a lame attempt. You are attempting to be lame, and very seriously succeeding.
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Winstrate Wesley - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:36:52 EST ID:1yHCebR0 No.4522639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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William de Sitter - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:37:17 EST ID:R9TB/QmX No.4522641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522609
This seems the most plausible to me, especially a large raptor with a bald skull being seen as a fierce lizard-like being. Who knows what sort of megafauna existed that we don't have accurate records of.
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Pyramid King Nathaniel - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:43:29 EST ID:Vo5Cmvcw No.4522792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
more likely is that they wfound dino remains and since humans aren't retarded they applied their knowledge of hunting and other animal remains to the dino bones and you got dragons.
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Lidia Bastianich - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:46:34 EST ID:q3ci0Nt6 No.4522794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522792

>Humans aren't retarded

Bullshit
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EstherBlevingdore.vbx - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:52:45 EST ID:Rw5KGFCs No.4522797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dinosaurs are fake, research it
dragons on the other hand.....
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Lidia Bastianich - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:53:49 EST ID:q3ci0Nt6 No.4522798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522797

Mmm baby. Who is that sexy demoness?
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Pyramid King Nathaniel - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:54:23 EST ID:Vo5Cmvcw No.4522799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522585
gif just for you lol. Do you get triggered by high rise buildings and towers too? AHAHAHA. You know a few hours from now I'm going to flaunt my male privilege and bravado walking around town tall and smug enjoying my superior strength, logical thinking capability and physical coordination. Not to mention my monetary advantage. I purposely stand close to women in lines and elevators to make them feel small too.

>>4522589
>our oldest ancestors, who walked among the dinosaurs.
Except that never happened.
After the meteor strike nothing larger than a chicken survived. Small mammals like rodents were left to thrive and mammals took over.
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Emperor Sompek - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 00:58:35 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4522803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522799
Our smaller-than-chicken ancestors walked under the dinosaurs then. What difference does that make?
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Lidia Bastianich - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:00:19 EST ID:q3ci0Nt6 No.4522804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4522803

Because that is not how it works. Please don't call me a troll I simply don't have time to give a lesson on biology and genetics right now.
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Lidia Bastianich - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:03:49 EST ID:q3ci0Nt6 No.4522807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522803

Okay, look. I'm a very busy man. Give me five minutes and I'll schedule you an appointment to see if I can make time to give a lecture some time within the next three to forty-seven months.
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Pyramid King Nathaniel - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:04:05 EST ID:Vo5Cmvcw No.4522808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4522803
Well, technically ancestors. But fucking fish and the big bang are also technically our ancestors. Ancestors generally means not too far back in the lineage. So apes at most.


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