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Fly in fly jail by Hajime Ohara - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:02:15 EST ID:kP076AHC No.4552821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I caught a fly who'd been buzzing around my face. So I put in max security fly-jail. What should I do now?
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Darth Vader - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:03:55 EST ID:Mx4Q6Q4B No.4552824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cook it
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Tuber David - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:06:05 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4552826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552821

Make it look at its own imprisoned reflection in a mirror, so it knows it has been bad.
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Silik - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:10:46 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4552827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make tea.
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Hajime Ohara - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:11:50 EST ID:kP076AHC No.4552828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552826
No mirrors but I've made sure he knows he's doing hard time. And he knows exactly how long his punishment that he deserves lasts.
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Tuber Lydia - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:12:16 EST ID:1dP1lV9S No.4552829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
release the rats upon it
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Grilka - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:13:12 EST ID:JFwg0dxb No.4552830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552828
Nice clock. You got little corridors on each of the numbers that lead to a different death for the fly?

That's how it's done.
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Odo - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:13:52 EST ID:vrYMfnu1 No.4552831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552821

That's a tea ball infuser OP
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AKIRA - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:16:49 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4552834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552821
Defecate onto the fly. Punish him with what he once took pleasure in. It will be a fitting punishment. Make him drown in shit.
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Hajime Ohara - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:16:58 EST ID:kP076AHC No.4552835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552831
I see your confusion, but it's actually a suspended prison cell for high security.
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Hajime Ohara - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:23:26 EST ID:kP076AHC No.4552837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FUCK
We've had an escape. Fly jail had weakness hitherto unidentified, namely gravity. I repeat, we have a prisoner on the run. Please call your local law enforcement if you see this fly, depicted here in an artists impression of the escapee.
Please do not attempt to approach the prisoner as he is considered a total douchebag.
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Bill Rizer - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:26:09 EST ID:MCzdysui No.4552838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey
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Tuber Lydia - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:29:31 EST ID:1dP1lV9S No.4552842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552838
hey yourself
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Hajime Ohara - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:32:28 EST ID:kP076AHC No.4552843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552838
Are you the dirty dog fly who just ruined my perfect jail? Dont you mock us. Turn your self in immediately.
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Ian Moffingbanks - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:39:33 EST ID:srlL4seQ No.4552846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I once went to festival that was on a cow field and there were big ass flies that never delt threatened because they'd only get swiped away by the cow's tail. We managed to catch on and put it on a leash with a long hair.
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Bernard Burke - Fri, 19 May 2017 17:48:08 EST ID:FbNBR18b No.4552847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552838
Fucking asshole, man
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Bo Dupp - Fri, 19 May 2017 21:42:43 EST ID:7A7cpKW3 No.4552972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552842
don't hey me, friend
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Arena Tycoon Nicholas - Fri, 19 May 2017 21:44:31 EST ID:WjBC0qYW No.4552974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552838
/thread
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Antoni Hardonk - Fri, 19 May 2017 21:49:25 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4552976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552834

I did this once to a spider I caught in my closet
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Melvin Guillard - Fri, 19 May 2017 21:50:23 EST ID:TETPhbGR No.4552977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552976

butt spiders don't revel in shit they revel in insect juices
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William Buzzbury - Fri, 19 May 2017 21:51:21 EST ID:1dP1lV9S No.4552978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552972
I'm not your friend, buddy
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Antoni Hardonk - Fri, 19 May 2017 22:01:00 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4552991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552977

bitch nigga shouldn't have been walkin' all over my work shirts, dumb bitch ass spider ho ...
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Quistis Trepe - Fri, 19 May 2017 22:02:30 EST ID:j8Y2iIoj No.4552993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Take forceps and tear the wings and legs off one by one. Lay them out neatly. Get a magnifying glass too, best one you can.
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William Fowler - Sat, 20 May 2017 14:14:31 EST ID:0bCqBTjV No.4553240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4552828
Why no mirror? Too ugly?
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Reginald Bluntstein - Sat, 20 May 2017 14:20:34 EST ID:Dfr8o8It No.4553242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4552837
So much for maximum security.

Thanks Obama.

On the bright side it's a fly and not Jeff Goldblum.
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Thomas Riker - Sat, 20 May 2017 14:30:05 EST ID:6qaB486c No.4553257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ill betcha you could arrest that fly again if you didnt have a window open
pls
for justice


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