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Morning rituals beyond the usual by Rose Gray - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 23:10:29 EST ID:pD5VUiSg No.4581860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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Lydia Brookfoot - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 23:12:16 EST ID:30hDzNHn No.4581861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my brain smells like cum.
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Troisgros family - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:11:35 EST ID:VS/DHafY No.4581870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I jack off as soon as I wake up. When I cum, I wipe the semen on my lips and nose then play the theme to the A-Team on my cell phone. It helps get me motivated for the day. After laying in bed for about 5 minutes waiting for my cum to dry, I get up and take a shower. I jack off again while in the shower. When I get out I put some bengay on the tip of my penis to punish me for all the weird shit I've thought about from the past day. After about 15 minutes it wears off and I clean it off. Then I get dressed, eat a bowl of cereal, and go to work. I only do this ritual Mon-Fri, never on the weekends.
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Troisgros family - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:15:57 EST ID:VS/DHafY No.4581872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4581870
I forgot to mention, I don't have a name for this ritual like OP. Any suggestions are welcome.
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Titus O'Neil - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:26:59 EST ID:kdy86lPU No.4581874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a morning ritual where I go on the internet and look up meme posts from the dark early days of the late 90s and early 2000s and then I post them on 420chan and other such websites to see how many replies I can get for recycling decade-old content
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CharlesPockstone.icm - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 04:55:20 EST ID:oY2Y+0LF No.4581917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I do 5min Yoga routine, drink a glass of water and eat a banana. My other habits in life are very unhealthy.
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Monster C - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 05:06:48 EST ID:4TpNTvkl No.4581920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4581874
>HAY GUISE LOOK AT THIS HILLARIOUS COPYPASTA I JUST FOUND ON KNOWYOURMEEEEM
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 08:11:53 EST ID:B1KALYtt No.4581946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have green tea with something like boiled eggs red pesto spinich. Watch youtube check news. Maybe go work. I guess Im a freak.
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Stink Pinkling - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 08:51:38 EST ID:sA1E7/kK No.4581950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4581920

been a long time since I read this one tho
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Caroline Subberfag - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 12:54:02 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4581995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Diddy Kong - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 13:08:30 EST ID:FeaRk3Na No.4581999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4581860
Everyday.... I wake up.
God help me and my Satanic ritual
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CharlotteCharrystone.dxf - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 18:19:52 EST ID:fPLrApHa No.4582136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every day driving to work I put on trap bangers and angrily butch to myself about anything that comes to mind and also anything I see that I disapprove of. This can take the form of logical ranting or just angrily shouting racist, anti-Semitic and misogynistic things to myself only in the car. I stop once I get to my parking space and that's it for the day, no more anger
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Big Dick Dudley - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 18:19:53 EST ID:fJ3/PbLw No.4582137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every day driving to work I put on trap bangers and angrily butch to myself about anything that comes to mind and also anything I see that I disapprove of. This can take the form of logical ranting or just angrily shouting racist, anti-Semitic and misogynistic things to myself only in the car. I stop once I get to my parking space and that's it for the day, no more anger
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Forrest Gump - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 19:42:47 EST ID:GjCBG5bR No.4582161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4582136
Remember that siri is saving every rant of yours to the cloud
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 19:46:56 EST ID:B1KALYtt No.4582164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4582137
>no more anger
I wish my work didnt contain anger
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Nathaniel Wovingfoot - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 20:54:36 EST ID:CbuK530X No.4582202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I live in a nice part of Orange County, in the coastal east side in a nice apartment.

Every morning I wake up and take a nice refreshing shower.

The shower temperature is starting at warm, so that my pores open up.

I use an midly exfoliating body wash with lavender and coconut oil to supplement my usually oily skin with enough nurturing.

I only shampoo on the days in which I exercise, in which this takes up 4-5 days a week when my hair is dirty. Washing your hair everyday is not wise.

My shampoo contains Argan Oil, an ingredient linked to stopping the losing of hair and giving it a nice sleek shine. I wash finish it with a homemade lemon juice infused conditioner so that it may give my brown hair those subtle blonde streaks.

I then use a seperate argan oil and charcoal soap for my beard, it is a rub in a done after the shower is concluded.

Oh, I also finish my shower with a nice rush of ice cold water, so that my skin feels tight, fresh and my pores close.

After the shower I use some beard oil and comb my beard and hair.

I use a separate comb for my beard, for the usual comb for the scalp is much too sharp for the skin on your face and can cause irritation.

If I feel unusually puffy, I will apply an ice mask while I go make my coffee downstairs.

I only use the finest coffee from a private supplier, in which I buy whole bean, and he holds onto my unroasted coffee so that he can roast it and deliver it every 3 days. I have my own grinder so that the oils of the bean stay fresh, trust me - it makes a world of difference.

My breakfast usually consists of yogurt, nuts, an berries (500-750kcal worth) if I am in a rush or have a morning meeting.

If I am not then I have my usual eggs and bacon with some toast and butter.

So much demonizing is of the saturated fats when it can be the farthest from the truth. Dietary cholesterol is not linked to blood cholesterol and can help your hair, skin, hormones, and overall energy levels. I eat 5x the daily RDA of the falsified AHA recommendation for cholesterol, and I am in perfect health with perfect blood readings.

Upon eating breakfast, I delve into 1 of 4 things in which I do for at least 15 minutes.

>duolingo
>reading a novel, this month is Kierkegaard's 'Either/Or'
>reading research
>playing guitar

After I finish my meal and study, I meditate and think about my day ahead of me, the day behind me and the day tomorrow as well as my long term plans.

If I do not have work, or I only work for a little, then the guitar, reading, and whatever I did not feel like doing that morning await me in the afternoon or evening.


This is all done at the crack of 5am. I need no alarm. My body wishes to rise, and also the sun hits me as it rises in my bedroom.
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Nathaniel Wovingfoot - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 20:56:42 EST ID:CbuK530X No.4582204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4582202
I sincerely hope that you read my post in the same tone and presentation as American Psycho.
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Charlie Kelly - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 20:57:54 EST ID:YTT/V3La No.4582206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4582204
I'm reading it with Steve Urkel's voice.
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Emmanuel Yarborough - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:08:32 EST ID:Vz+cgys8 No.4582210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every morning I get up and remember how much life sucks.
I get up and think for a second about how shitty I feel and in what way. If it's in a certain way(the sleep deprived way) I'll go back to sleep for longer, but otherwise I'll just try to get up.
Then I go to my computer and surf the internet for a bit while I wake up. This is the part where I'm thinking actually optimistically and I'm happy and then I suddenly see all the trolling and bullshit of the world. When I woke up this morning I thought 'wait, so am I like the only one who has to get used to this shit every morning? seems like some people become miserable people at night and they stay like that until the morning time'.
That's why I'm trying not to jump onto social media/img boards too quickly in the mornings now. But then instead of being unhappy/annoyed I'm just bored.

All in all, though, it's all pretty good. I just have this sneaking suspicious that I'm never in a better mood than when I'm asleep, but I just can't really remember it.
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Carmen Ibanez - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:38:21 EST ID:ZqU6TZu8 No.4582220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I take shit loads of gabapentin until I feel normal, because my psychiatrist took me off clonzepam. and then i smoke and have a coke because coffee is too much for me because i'm a live wire from the moment i get up. life kinda sucks. i feel gross. but i read the internet and then go to work .i work in a pottery shop it kicks ass
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Bob Crinklebutt - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:40:07 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4582222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4582220
That sounds like a pretty dope job. If so, count your blessings. A lot of people have jobs that make the rest of their life miserable. What do you do at work?
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Balls McGee - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 15:56:41 EST ID:vSY+iHfg No.4583059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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