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Most stankiest stank by Texas Tornado - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:17:52 EST ID:SbsbWrc2 No.4606335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What was the most stanky stank you ever had the (mis)pleasure of stanking? How many stank tokens was it worth?
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Katharine Hepburn - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:24:40 EST ID:/pI1efmK No.4606338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hangover farts that made me want to vomit. The worst one was at least worth 1.000 STs.
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Hillbilly Jim - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:52:25 EST ID:+yVhzO40 No.4606348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ex gfs heroin withdrawal farts. Probably worth 1 stank token. Or maybe 20. Who gives a shit as it is well known that stank token have no value.
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Brian Bowles - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:08:41 EST ID:7U7xr1Sy No.4606363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606348
You can exchange them for stuff in taima's stank store. It mainly has a bunch of jenk shit that personally I don't care about but I've gotten some cool stuff. Got a spardot plushie once. I still fuck it to this day
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Zerg - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:11:32 EST ID:zYcPJd8o No.4606364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606363 so im not the only one who finds her hawt. Or is it more of a dominance thing for you?
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Jack Dartville - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:37:06 EST ID:Y6RTH+os No.4606376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ive got a good level of stank in the bank, but my friend won the stank lottery.
He used to work as a care assistant going round old peoples houses, 1 hour each a day. So many of these old people should have been in full time care, but for lack of love or money had to sit in their own piss till their 1 hour care ect..
The worst of these was an old guy no longer had any concern as for the state of his surroundings. All the manky curtains in this bungalow were shut As soon as my friend would open his door this poor stinking unwashed dog would jump out and gasp for air. Condemned to a life indoors the only joy this mutt seemed to have was to routinely fuck his masters duvet, which was now covered in rotting canine spunk. Rubbish piled up, rats scurried around. The old and horrendously smelling man was indifferent.
For an hour each day my friend fought against the herculean levels of stank. But there was one thing that for him was the very worst. He was cleaning out a sort of cupboard room, when he came across a chair. After scrubbing the exterior clean it was revealed to be an adult potty chair. Fearing for the worst, he grasped the lid, took a deep breath and steeled himself for the blast. Nothing. The contents were as grim as he imagined, but with time they had fermented and formed a hard crust. Somewhat relieved, he began to pull the chair out, BUT THEN OH GOD. The disturbance caused the crust to crack open, and a stank worthy of the devil himself seeped into the room, causing my friend to throw up repeatedly.
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Texas Tornado - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 16:32:03 EST ID:SbsbWrc2 No.4606416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606376
damn getting old sounds grim
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Vash - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 23:19:22 EST ID:WLvNqiIV No.4606649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I took me a serious opiate shit the other day, hadn't shit in 5 days before that. The fucker that came out had to be 5 pounds. I had to stick my finger up there to get it all out. I got 50 stank tokens for that one.
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Mr. 47 - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 01:41:35 EST ID:MrNBTXxS No.4606674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606649
oh man that is the worst when you are sitting there pushing and pushing then you finally reach that moment of realization that the only way this is going to work is if you get the hand up in there
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Antonin Carême - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 01:49:50 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4606678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606674
I could never get hooked on opiates. I like pooping too much.
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Scott Parker - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 02:46:45 EST ID:4VCdrIMd No.4606696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well there is nothing worse than the smell of infection. I once peeled back a bandage on a guys foot, where he had HPV warts that had burst open, untreated for THIRtEEN fucking years, he also has HIV so they were even worse. It covered his whole foot and looked like this. That's the grossest thing I've ever seen/smelled in my whole life probably. It looked like this
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Fernand Point - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 02:50:07 EST ID:cAA6QheU No.4606698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606678

but imagine how much more you'll savor and appreciate those poops when they only come once a week
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Antonin Carême - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 03:10:47 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4606701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606698
Or just eat lots of fiber and protein and get really stoned and poop out a big negro dick.
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Henry Draper - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 06:35:53 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4606720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606696
nigga can't even work a shotgun to kill himself.
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MartinWullywell.fnt - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 06:53:57 EST ID:0XAilVnl No.4606722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ex meth addict here. That shit produces some toxic shit in your digested system. I've never smelt, or is it smelled? anything as awful in my life. My girl friend at the time was like wtf go see a doctor you fucking faggot that shit isn't normal
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Rocket Admin Barnaby - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:16:07 EST ID:+T2VDGaF No.4606780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seriously about those stank tokens, do you get them when you shitpost or when you post a thread/comment that the staff actually like? Or course some stankfag is gonna reply to this sarcastically.
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Bernard Burke - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:28:30 EST ID:T9MYr+jG No.4606782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4606780
IIRC it's completely random; posting, visiting a board, going forward and back pages, I believe all of these have the possibility of generating a stank token
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Rocket Admin Barnaby - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:33:18 EST ID:+T2VDGaF No.4606783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606782
we should devote this thread to tips on how to get more stank tokens then. I really believe /stankass/ is a visible board with an active community, despite what They say
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Carme Ruscalleda - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:43:26 EST ID:u8E4mmz/ No.4606784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when i was a homeless heroin addict i ran into a lot of dudes that would go months without showers and had terrible stinky infections, so bad it was enough to make you gag not even in an enclosed space. also when i was in prison there was this one old crazy black dude who just would not shower, people were always talking shit to him about it but he still wouldnt get in the shower.
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Commander Louanne Katraine - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:50:59 EST ID:YTT/V3La No.4606785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606784
I bet nobody ever raped him though.
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Bernard Burke - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:56:20 EST ID:T9MYr+jG No.4606786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4606783
I remember one
If you get a stank token by visiting a certain board, viewing a thread etc, you can go back a page and then forwards to farm for tokens
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Commander Louanne Katraine - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 14:06:14 EST ID:YTT/V3La No.4606789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606786
You stupid fuck! You'll flood the economy with spurious stank tokens, making them all completely worthless!
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Bernard Burke - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 14:09:45 EST ID:T9MYr+jG No.4606791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4606789
My master plan is continuing without a hitch
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Corporal R Richards - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 20:39:48 EST ID:byXHSEid No.4609844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4606789
I did it once and got over a thousand and still wasnt granted access to /stankass/
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Salon Maiden Martha - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 20:49:18 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You guys get trolled daily
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Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 20:51:49 EST ID:vtagp8Dt No.4609848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609844
You really think they can't tell real stank tokens from counterfeits?
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Corporal R Richards - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 01:00:34 EST ID:byXHSEid No.4609976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609848
I figured they could, I just wish it wasnt fucking impossible to get to that board. Noone even knows how to do it and if they do no one says shit about it
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Salon Maiden Martha - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 01:03:40 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609976
It doesn't have anything to do with IP address I've concluded.
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Joker - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 01:04:54 EST ID:+neplbMs No.4609978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609976

Remember early on, when you could still see what they did in there by using the API to snoop? Horrible things.
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Flatulent Frank - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 02:12:59 EST ID:fOG3q4q3 No.4610008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When the wind blows the right way the stink from the pig farms wafted over the beach house. Add some workout sweat and taking a shit to boot and that may well be the stinkiest stank that i have ever experienced. That house was constantly salty. The concrete slabs didn't have any waterproofing and saltpeter would leach through. Had salty feet erry day.
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Hei - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 02:27:33 EST ID:56VoARE8 No.4610014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610008
Pig farms and slaughter houses smell awful. The stench carries for miles and clings to everything.
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Thorin Oakenshield - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 02:35:48 EST ID:bF1Px4mj No.4610019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This guy at my work (starbucks) smells like smelly feet that stepped in shit. He's obviously homeless and never showers on the regular, but jesus christ his pungent smell permeates the room, it's absoulutely fuckign disgusting. Every day i low key wish he gets locked up or worse becuase he is an absolute nuisance. seriously smells like a locker room smeared in shit and trash. I don't even think I could put a monetary value on that...


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