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Down with zippers by Sangriento - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:16:55 EST ID:gaZ3GNxY No.4609286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why are zippers on trousers still made so that you have to zip upwards?
Recently, a zip on a pair that I quite liked broke, so that, while I can still zip the mechanism up, it can no longer "lock," and thus, falls down if I take even a few steps.
It made me think about all of the times in which I've been embarrassed by someone telling me that my zipper was down, and how much of an inconvenience and humiliation it was. A few days ago, I was looking at someone's bag which had a sort of diagonal zipper on it, and I thought of what trousers might be like if they were not made to zip up, but rather zip down.
Yes, your zipper would always be "down," but it would still be closed! Movement might have some small effect on it opening, but gravity could be taken almost completely out of the equation. Gone would be the days of people pointing to your crotch and whispering to you that your zipper is down.
Now, a problem would be getting the trousers on at all. To put them (with a normal zipper) on, you expand the waist opening by separating the flaps beside the zipper. With an inverted zipper, you might think this to be impossible, as the zipper would have to be closed on one end, but think of jackets. The two lines are separate, but connect at one end by sliding a zip onto the endpiece of the opposite side. I see no reason for why this could not be done with trousers; it wouldn't even be that difficult, really.
We could change the world by changing our standards and our zippers. If I could sew with any higher level of proficiency, I would get right to inverting the zippers on all legwear that I have. Won't you?
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:21:19 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think they should put the zipper in the back for easier pooping and buttfucking
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Sangriento - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:23:00 EST ID:gaZ3GNxY No.4609290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609287
Possibly.
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Isabella Demmlebit - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:24:35 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4609291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609286

Just walk around with your dick flopping out of your pants and nobody will tell you your zipper is down again. Actually strangest thing everyone runs away from you screaming. It's great for getting onto a crowded subway. Especially if you squat down and take a dump in the center of the train. It's like this magicial body language that clears everyone around you its great.
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Ejnar Hertzprung - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:31:33 EST ID:g22tr597 No.4609293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609286
I am very interested. I tried button fly jeans before and while I liked the concept, I found too many situations where I noticed sitting at certain angles the openings between buttons would show. In the right situation that's cool but not when you're at work or dinner. Bowling or playing sonic 2 at a bar? Sure open the fly and show everyone you collected 2 chaos emeralds but not just anywhere you go!

I want to see this made. It's a great idea in action OP!
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Urijah Faber - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:49:57 EST ID:wfmSpVP5 No.4609301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is what I'm imagining
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Fernand Point - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:05:13 EST ID:5hNJG9lF No.4609308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609290
Well played sir xD
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Lando Calrissian - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:09:43 EST ID:FecaEhkr No.4609310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i look forward to your scholarly work on inverse zipper theory. your data looks promising.
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Sangriento - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:45:28 EST ID:gaZ3GNxY No.4609320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609301
On the right side, the zipper would extend all the way to the top, so that the waistline could be widened. It wouldn't be a permanent "V" shape like most zippers on trousers are; these would be two separate pieces of line that are joined together like the zipper on a jacket.
Don't really know about the one with buttons, though. Would adding a zipper make much of a difference?
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Guy Fieri - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 01:24:09 EST ID:qv7WMKXN No.4609353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was 8 i zippered my little cock up in my pajama suit.

Fuck zippers
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Dr. Lewis Zimmerman - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:29:57 EST ID:fOG3q4q3 No.4609505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have a pair that have this tendency to unzip themselves. Apart from that they are not worn-in and sort of uncomfortable. I like button flies but they're a pain in the ass to do up if you only have one hand available; say you're eating a sandwich and pissing at the same time like a slob.
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Collector Martin - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:48:00 EST ID:WU0VEiP/ No.4609514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609353
what type of sadistic asshole puts a zipper in jimmy jams?
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:51:41 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609505
If anything it would be slobbish to put your sandwich down in the bathroom.
I suppose you could put it back in your sandwich pocket, but you're already starting eating it.
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Collector Martin - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:59:00 EST ID:WU0VEiP/ No.4609519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DO NOT EAT OR DRINK IN THE BATHROOM.
IT IS A SIN UNTO GOD!
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Bolozof Velasgo - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 11:19:34 EST ID:56VoARE8 No.4609554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609519
Pfft. Drinking beer in the shower is one of the few joys in life.


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