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Controversial thread comin' through by Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 14:57:04 EST ID:M4hmDQlB No.4609624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Would you fuck a non-human animal if it consented to your sexual advances, had unbelievably amazing dick sucking and dick riding skills, had a $50.000 check to give you, and even knew how to talk? Which non-human animal with those qualities would you fuck?
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 14:58:49 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609624
how's that controversial? For 50 grand I'd fuck you with or without consent
That's a lot of money boyo
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Jarvis Gimmlesene - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:02:14 EST ID:dsaotJya No.4609628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A monkey I guess. Maybe a horse or a cow.
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Sidney Worthingshaw - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:08:39 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4609632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609626
Is there anything you wouldn't fuck for 50 grand?
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Maestro Martino - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:09:30 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4609633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mermaid. I'd be interested in seeing just how a mermaid is supposed to have dick riding skills when fish traditionally spawn and fertilize their eggs outside of their bodies.

I bet it'd be anal. Fishy anal.
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Vash the Stampede - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:09:54 EST ID:fjx/LpE8 No.4609634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609630
>CONTROVERSIAL OPINION.
damn dude, how can i be so edgy and cool like you?
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:10:34 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609632
Tardigrades. They got on my fucking nerves.
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Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:14:37 EST ID:cLFl/scm No.4609637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609634
Smoke meth
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Martha Jones - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:20:06 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4609641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609624
>even knew how to talk
If it has human-like intelligence and can communicate in our language, can we really call it an animal?

But if it still behaves and smells like an animal, I'd need a lot of meth or something to get into it.
Still there's a lot I'd do to make a year's salary in a single day.
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:23:33 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609641
OOOOOH LOOK AT MR. MEDIAN INCOME CAREER MCCAREERSON
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Martha Jones - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:52:58 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4609767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609642
Whether you're less than broke or a saudi prince, $50,000 is enough meth to willingly fuck anything, and still have years of meth left over.
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Margaret Burbidge - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:35:07 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4609782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609767
Those horses have some nice tiddies...
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Joker - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:01:32 EST ID:+neplbMs No.4610157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do I have to claim this as income or is it tax free?

I'm not sure I want the gov't to know I fuck dolphins.
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Wesley Sevingdidging - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:02:59 EST ID:ku3mztl5 No.4610160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would probably fuck a whale
I imagine it would be a very intense experience
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Dan Miller - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:12:50 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4610166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd fuck some human-animal hybrid girls. Not too long now considering the gene editing advances we're making, some girls are going to be no longer human because they'll use genes spliced from other animals to correct certain human flaws.
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Nell Hollerlut - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:14:47 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4610167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610166
You'll be impotent long before they're old enough to fug
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Trevor Prangley - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:16:09 EST ID:YeiuKs0R No.4610168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609624
I would fuck a spider.
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Wesley Sevingdidging - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:18:08 EST ID:ku3mztl5 No.4610169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610168
She would probably eat you after you finish.
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Georges-Henri Lemaitre - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:22:05 EST ID:JI6TYU85 No.4610171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610168

Would you fuck a real spider, or just a fake cartoon one with human features?

>Pic related, my home grill
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Toshiro Kandagawa - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:23:09 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4610173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609626
>>4609632

OP here. Its controversial because it's about fucking non-human animals, duh. Are you two saying that you would fuck a kid for 50 grand? That's fucked up, man.
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Ernest Greenshaw - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:29:10 EST ID:F4XgnP/C No.4610174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610171
Nah. I need my human features to get my penis interested. Im not as hardcore as you but i hope i will be someday.
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Henry Chinkinridge - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 12:30:14 EST ID:zX1m+0w+ No.4610199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610173
You're not the OP, stop being a silly goose.
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Kraid - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 12:47:58 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4610208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610174
$50,000 in a single evening.
If you're unable to get it up or unwilling to go at it, there's drugs for that.
With enough liquor, you wouldn't even need to remember the act.
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Miria Harvent - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 12:59:33 EST ID:dsaotJya No.4610214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609630
where would you even find such things?
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Gambler Basil - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 13:11:27 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4610218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609630
9/10 ppl are not cool with seaworld and the like now that more information is out so speak for yourself you piece of shit.
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Georges-Henri Lemaitre - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:08:39 EST ID:JI6TYU85 No.4610248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609630

Why though?

Why are you such a hedonistic shit? Do you feel good being a slave?
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MollyHendlefid.drv - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:28:05 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4610249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610218

The fuck, jolly african-american? Seaworld is the shit, my parents also took me to the circus when it had real clowns elephants and lions. I bet you're just mad they got around your shitty agenda against performing animals.

Besides, how are you gonna release a creature born in captivity? You're sending it to the slaughter, it doesn't know, it hasn't been reading The Pacific Daily
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Bobby Chinn - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:31:36 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4610252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610248
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Barret Wallace - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 20:52:53 EST ID:hsa1gkoE No.4610442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Which non-human animal with those qualities would you fuck?

Women
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Antony Hewish - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 20:56:11 EST ID:uYjRwTOf No.4610445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609624

A Nekomimi
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Desmond Miles - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 20:59:41 EST ID:MOfZYu4R No.4610449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610445
I used to really like anime but then it judt became too unreal to me, I just couldnt fantasize about it anymore it was just a cartoon

Hold onto that feeling
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Billy Penishands - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:00:54 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4610452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sure. I've got nothing better going on. I don't even care what kind of animal. I guess orangutan. Or a giant tardigrade. Giraffe probably, final answer
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Antony Hewish - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:58:15 EST ID:uYjRwTOf No.4610479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610449
I've been this way for over 16 years I don't think I have to worry about that
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MollyBlackdale.msg - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 22:12:32 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4610484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610199
I'm pretty sure I'm the OP. I made the thread on my phone, you massive goober, leave me alone.
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Garcia Hotspur - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:40:19 EST ID:nKCJJEnU No.4610608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Would you fuck a non-human animal if it consented to your sexual advances, had unbelievably amazing dick sucking and dick riding skills, had a $50.000 check to give you, and even knew how to talk?
Hell yeah, that'd be awesome!

> Which non-human animal with those qualities would you fuck?
Which one wouldn't I fuck!?
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Dr. Zoidberg - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 04:10:12 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4610649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610452
Given the choice I'd prefer a giraffe to an orangutan. They're just too human it'd be creepy. I'd be reminded of it whenever I was with a woman.
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Joseph Lockyer - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 05:06:07 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4610654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610649
$50,000 isn't worth it if you're likely to be injured for life or killed.
Like the orangutan can effortlessly rip your arms off, and sex atop a ladder or like hanging from a trapeze or some kind of pulley system just isn't going to be safe.

You'd be remembered forever in Wikipedia's bizarre deaths page if you managed to die fucking a giraffe.
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Rips McTits - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 05:51:18 EST ID:Q0OnLLty No.4610659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a namow. It is like a woman except backwards.
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CedricGiddleshit.asc - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 06:46:19 EST ID:l7gq50Wx No.4610667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609624
Yes. I am 41 and dating an 18 year old. It's fucking fantastic. I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
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Billy Penishands - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 06:48:11 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4610668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610649
I was picturing a cool philosophical orangutan with an ascot and glasses and a pipe

The giraffe would just be a regular giraffe
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Billy Penishands - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 06:50:47 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4610669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610654
Giraffes are a lot stronger than you'd think. They could easily trample you to death.
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Nevala - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 07:52:55 EST ID:RHIwMFjf No.4610670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610667
was it luck or do young chicks dig older guys? or are you especially awesome or something?
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 08:50:30 EST ID:Sokjs5aQ No.4610696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610670
Women have individual preferences in their men. Some women like dating 40 year olds who need viagra to show them half of what a man their age could.
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 08:52:03 EST ID:Sokjs5aQ No.4610700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610252
making a shitty mspaint image macro does not make you a master race. If it did, we'd have a lot of master races walkin' around.
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Buff Drinklots - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:07:29 EST ID:brcso3za No.4610785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610670
I'll tell you the technique. Here it is. Ready? Act like a rapist. By which I mean, TELL her she likes you, and then give her a "sure uh huh ok" when she rejects your advances. This will drive her mad and she will then be confused. Use that confusion. Start talking to her like you've won now, like the games over and you two are "together" now. She'll pick up on that and go with it. She'll still be confused. But she'll be warming up to you. Now it's time to make her yours. Bodily contact. Arm around the shoulder, cuddle hugs, and when appropriate, kissing. Remember you are not waiting for her to "give permission" for the kiss. Or anything really. You are the man. You dictate the pace. She will follow, if able. Id she's not, don't stress, let her go, find another. Remember, women are attracted to confidence, danger (you must be genuinely capable of violence, not roleplay, not fantasy, but the real thing. How else are you going to protect her in the jungle of life?), intelligence, and physical strength. Be what the woman wants. Women do not want to be leaders, or decision makers. Women want a man who dictates the troop. They want a man who makes great decisions that work out great. They don't want a miserable cunt who orders them around with zero delicacy or tact. Remember, YOU are THE man. YOU dictate THE events. YOU. Not HER. YOU. MAN UP PUSSY.

And be conciouous of what rape is. You know where the line is. Do not cross it. Ever. You know when she really doesn't want anything to do with you. So accept that when it happens and move on to the next game.

And no ladies you are not a game, the act of courtship is. I value monogomy, despite being a stone cold dick slinger.
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Michael Symon - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:11:22 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4610787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610785
maybe if the girl is a fuckin retard this is a good idea
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Antonin Carême - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:11:36 EST ID:qpU9N6tF No.4610788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610785
christ where did you read such bullshit
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NigelSimmleridge.ffl - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:13:56 EST ID:X9Bxm8xR No.4610789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610788
It's how I got my first gf dude. She was a cute tomboy but by the end she was begging me to tie her to my bed and rip her apart with my dick. My only regret is not fucking her hard enough. I was a sensitive pussy back then and thought hard fucking felt bad to girls. I was a fuckin retard.
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Dr. Zoidberg - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:15:52 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4610790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610789
Some things never change.
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Antonin Carême - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:16:47 EST ID:qpU9N6tF No.4610791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610789
i suppose you just got lucky with a girl that's into violence stuff. with all due respect i highly doubt that works with most of girls.
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Edwin Dipperfoot - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:19:18 EST ID:hhSaHRhT No.4610792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4610785
Behold, the mating ritual of retards.

Majestic.
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Albert Bucklechork - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:20:58 EST ID:BYWrdrKu No.4610793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610785
truth but stallions will deny it
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Prosper Montagné - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:23:38 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4610794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610785

give up the pussy bitch
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Troy Barnes - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 15:19:00 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4610824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610785
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Kindler Nigel - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 16:21:36 EST ID:VlzxgRz8 No.4610858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609624
For that money, I'd fuck just about any animal that's not going to hurt me. Whether it can talk or suck dick or not, consent or not. I've done it for free. Of all the animals, I think a dolphin would be epic. Even better if it fucked me.
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Fucking Perrywill - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 17:20:57 EST ID:8/Ba0nI5 No.4610885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4610785
>By which I mean, TELL her she likes you, and then give her a "sure uh huh ok" when she rejects your advances. This will drive her mad and she will then be confused.
lmao


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