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Let my ass breathe by Lash LeRoux - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 18:31:51 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What the hell does that mean?
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Lady David - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:15:04 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My life is a never wending struggle to hopefully get two poops per day.
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Savio Vega - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:17:41 EST ID:dUPyCtFB No.4639539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because asses get sweaty and hot and its nice to feel some air on em, what's not to understand.
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:18:15 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639538
Coffee and cigarettes good buddy
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Magma Admin Nigel - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:20:05 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4639541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like walking around on grass with bear feet after wearing shoes for a long time (I hear)
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:34:13 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639541
I wonder: do a girl who takes her bra off after a long day cashier at target feel the same relief?
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Sharko - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:41:30 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You've never gotten down on your stomach naked, and then wormed your ass up in the air, and then relaxed all of your buttly muscles, and let the breath of wind and air enter your butthole, then as you calmly breathe with your lunges youre colon breathes with it?

Haven't you?
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Lady David - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:43:24 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639545
they do actually.
I imagine its like wearing a nutsac holster that presses them up against your groin all day.
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:46:32 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639546
Dude if you softly try to fart while in doggystyle you can make the fart go in and out if you're careful enough. Feelsgoodman
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:48:05 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639547
True. This applies to all boobies. Im a girl with B cups and bras are evil >:(
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Sharko - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:48:49 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639548
That's kinda what I mean. Only you're face down ass up. Then you let the colon breathe. I did it as a kid for fun when alone sometimes. Don't know if I can still do it.
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:53:13 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639550
I've actually been able to do this before. Its like a menthol cigarette for my butthole.
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Sharko - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:05:25 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639551
I figured I couldn't be the only one, and that description is so fucking spot on. So cool and fresh it felt.

While on the subject, something else I did was to masturbate in a really weird way. I would lay down belly side down, direct my penis to point straight up towards my face, then I would put my weight right at the tip of my penis so that it slid inside me. Then I would keep my weight so that it stayed like that, and move my legs out and inwards so that there was this HUGE force of stimulation. Was like an never-ending orgasm, since I wasn't sexually mature I couldn't have a boner or ejaculate, so it was just an orgasm that never ceased.

Remembered it again sometime when I was and had started with porn and jerking it and all that, figured I should try again, that felt good.

So I laid down and did it, I had an instant ejaculation, orgasm, and really firm boner that stayed up since it couldnt keep up with how fast it all went down. Was really disappointed since I remembered how before I could keep it up forever.
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:12:48 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639553
You're the only guy I've ever heard of who can do that. But i did know someone who used to put two pillows together and lay on them with his dick under the pillows. He would put a couple of shirts under the pillows case to act as boobs.
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Rich Swann - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:23:38 EST ID:bhddPkFS No.4639556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You guys are fucking depraved
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Sharko - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:24:00 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639554
It's not really that hard, as long as you're uncircumcised it's just a matter of laying down and squeezing down on your penis in the right direction.
Just not really worth it, with the instant ejaculation that is. Since there is no time for buildup it's like a slight cough compared to a normal orgasm that would be a huge sneeze.

Like maybe if you can build up a tolerance so that you can keep at it, but then I wonder if you could ever get off by anything else. Like an exponential death grip. Doesn't seem worth the risk.
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:30:20 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639557
Guys finish so fast as it is. Why would they want to make it any faster?
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Sharko - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:30:49 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639557
Like if I were to explain the feeling, it's like you're both the woman and male simultaneously. You're fucking the vagina that is the chamber that your penis lives inside.

It's like someone told me to go fuck myself and I really truly went and did it.
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:33:34 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639562
That's beautiful
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Andross - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:59:54 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639561
World record
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Lydia Savingnine - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:34:29 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4639573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639554
>He would put a couple of shirts under the pillows case to act as boobs.

Brilliant
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Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:37:55 EST ID:Tkl6Ydlm No.4639576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639573
Sometimes he would use a sweater to be a butt for "doggy"
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Lydia Savingnine - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:39:51 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4639578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639576

I'm gonna go shape a sweater into a butt. Not for fucking I'm just curious what it'd look like. Okay maybe for fucking
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:45:56 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639578
Hahahahaha! Make sure you use a soft sweater!
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SophiePopperhed.vxd - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:53:00 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4639581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jesus fucking Christ, that's the kind of masturbation that sounds dangerous to me.
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Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:23:27 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639581
Lol that episode was hilarious. "Who the hell are you talking to Tubbs???"


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