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how did this happen? by Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:38:55 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i'm 44 years old and i've been doing drugs since i was 8 years old
thats when i first snorted pixie sticks. after that i moved on to snorting jello, then i tried booze, inhalants and tobacco. marijuana shrooms acid nutmeg codeine robo followed on then cocaine crack homegrown opium, homemade meth and selling sheets of acid at dead shows.
i don't work and rarely have, but somehow i'm quite financially secure and i'm happily married to a very pretty girl, we will have been together 28 years as of this april and i have a nice house car computer, etc
anyway, i'm also like completely retarded and have been smashing my brain with drugs almost constantly since age 14. boozeBHOshroomshashcokeweedacidboozeBHOshroomshashcokeweedacidboozeBHOshroomshashcokeweedacid
how the shit does a retarded moron megadruggieboozer end up so lucky? i fucking love america
EugeneSengerford.nlm - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:41:42 EST ID:li968klp No.4660560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't believe a single word you just said
Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:42:42 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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so anyway even tho i'm the luckiest guy on planet earth i go ton idea how i did it or if I can keep on keepin on for long enough that i get to die lucky too

first time i ever did shrooms was at twisted sister lol
Friedrich Bessel - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:44:47 EST ID:09uk/Oom No.4660562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, how much money do you think makes you secure OP?

Just asking to compare my current situation. I only have like $35,000 saved.
Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:45:48 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i no man its crazy like k r a z i fucking karazeeeee
EdwinPuckleville.jar - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:45:58 EST ID:vpRk8TiX No.4660564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lmao idk man. Maybe you did really good on your last life. Ya know how this here shit works? I'm just glad there's a decent chan around where I don't get bombarded with shit constantly. Well at least not very much shit
Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:54:21 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
according to aarp's online calculator a seven figure holding at my age is indicative of a lifestyle substantially more extravagant than what i currently require income wise
i got a fedgov pension coming my way too, i use to guerrilla grow weed on federal government land out west that i was one of the rangers on. it was legal cause i'm part indian or i probably am. i suspect that the dude who thinks he was my biological father ain't actually so i'm probably part indian.
and social security lololololoolol
Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:59:48 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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anyway thats the funny shit i wanted 2 tell u all about when i made this thread
a fucking lifelong hippie drugnerd and i'm lurking aarp online checking my retirement stats like a fucking greedy nerd and i never worked hard but i'm doing great somehow
like there is no justice in this world at all and somehow i hit the jackpot guilt free without even trying
i'm supposed to be dying in the gutter or some fucakshiting like that
Arcade Star William - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 04:01:41 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4660568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You were born in the right era to be so carefree, OP. If your story is true you grew up right before everything sort of went to shit and American debt had to be radically deleveraged.

Is this the thread where I try to tally everything I have done these past few years? hydrocodone, weed, piracetam, dxm, dph, nutmeg, oxycodone, nitrous, lsd, sun opener, mushrooms, mdma, bzp, xanax, 2c-i, 2c-e, 4-fa, mxe, mda, 25i, alcohol, damiana, jwh-018, scopalamine, fentanyl, methylphenidate, meth and d-amp, modafinil, ppap, idra21, noopept, agomelatine, memantine, and lgd4033 so far

life is certainly been a treasure, despite all of the work I put in, but I'm feeling you OP. cheers
Brian Bowles - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 04:19:43 EST ID:dKE/1a6M No.4660573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah sorry 2 brag, i'm just real happy how shits working out
Captain Rixx - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 04:31:31 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4660574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude green sherbet is the shizzle
Arcade Star William - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 04:33:40 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4660575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No sarcasm intended; sorry if it came across as such (I'm always a bit edgy due to the constant stimulants). I'm glad that bonafide deadheads continue to exist despite how much the power is it be want people like you gone (or working deadend hopeless jobs).

There is this weird howling gap between the collapse of the family farm and the creation of the current information culture and people such as yourselves squeezed through it, and these weird people continue to be shining examples of what America was meant to be.
Charlotte Fiblingdune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 06:11:19 EST ID:Qgh79fdT No.4660592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too bad about grateful dead im so sorry boiii they r awful how do you keep goin they r the worst omg they suk b-balls nb
Subaltern Lorot - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 11:57:06 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4660680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some people just get naturally lucky, man. Be thankful it's you.

I do okay for myself but it always feels like there's this negative energy pushing back against me. Feels like I gotta work twice as hard as everyone else to get the same things they have because shit for me is always going wrong and I always gotta have a plan B for everything I do because it's almost inevitable something is gonna get fucked up.

But that's okay since it's turned me into a highly functional druggie who can drink all night and still be in the office by 8 am on the dot.
Q-Bert - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:19:46 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4660714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yo the dead got some catchy tunes

you probably listen to garbage anyway tho
Barnaby Chondlehall - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:20:57 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4660715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Katy Perry has catchy tunes. That doesn't mean shit
Isaac - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:26:11 EST ID:8CNAtMlw No.4660717 Ignore Report Quick Reply

wow are you really such a contrarian faggot you are sitting here trying to compare the grateful dead to katy perry? seriously? at least have respect for their positive cultural impact if not their great music.
Blade & Striker - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:28:14 EST ID:Yq0x7+Ir No.4660719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You are most definitely white.

See what i did there?
I guessed the color of your skin by the way you have lived your life, and im sure im right. You wana know why? Because the USA is the most racist country in the world, and you can totally know someone's color of skin by how "lucky" they are.
Barnaby Chondlehall - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:31:28 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4660720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they really were so great, and you knew it, a silly comment wouldn't make you so upset.
You would be secure in knowing that they were great. But they were not.
Lu Bu - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:34:27 EST ID:ceIgB2XI No.4660722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bro re read his op. He's definitely white.

A black person or a person of color period wouldn't be so "lucky" to end up on drugs for a large duration of his life, still attract a mate, and on top of that have a mate and not work. That's not something to brag about that's something to be ashamed about. You piece of shit you are doing what you are suppose to do you're a weak person and a sad piece of shit overall that's on drugs and has no job at all. How in the world do you have a woman in your life at all?
H. Jon Benjamin - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:34:36 EST ID:pImF/nTE No.4660723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>guess that the person is a member of the race that makes up the majority of the country

you're like the fortune tellers who go "you've had your heartbroken" and the person goes HOLY FUCK YES, I HAVE HAD MY HEARTBROKEN LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN EXACTING DETAIL
GeorgeGecklehall.bas - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:39:51 EST ID:3wAwVACn No.4660726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You mad? You made about white privledge being a real thing? How's it feel whitey? Upset much?
Charlotte Fiblingdune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:48:56 EST ID:Qgh79fdT No.4660743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I kind of feel like that time your mum pegged me, 7 months later after a short twenty minutes of labour you were born. Your mumdad was so upset you were so premature the doctor said your penis would never grow... and so with your lack of penis and mumdad complex you became a kuk, destined to convince others that they have privilege and are kuking the entire world so you dont feel so lonely. Sad really
Scott Shelby - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 15:03:27 EST ID:/yH+o7u9 No.4660748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Charlotte Fiblingdune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 15:11:05 EST ID:Qgh79fdT No.4660754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im just too ahead of my game dude
Pierre de Lune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:09:45 EST ID:Jn5w0UgT No.4660809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This nigga gets it.
Max Payne - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 18:26:50 EST ID:TtjGbnJ+ No.4660843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jesus tap dancing Christ, only losers do drugs. I mean the fuck man... I am 38 and I remember the dare programs. You remember Reagan more than me. The fuck is wrong with you???!! We spend literally millions and millions of dollars in advertising and anti drug campaigns and you come here and spout this shit.

I'm sorry dude. I really am. But... Fuck off and die.
Admiral Hayes - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 18:35:47 EST ID:B9nnDVBe No.4660845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Hating drugs on 420chan
>38 y o
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:12:26 EST ID:iQ/V20AG No.4660862 Report Quick Reply
And you come to a drug-centric community and post THIS shit.
Lursa - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:13:25 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4660864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:17:29 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4660866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>getting baited this hard
Ken Shamrock - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:17:55 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4660868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
38 year old weeb holy shit that's gross

Is every weeb on this site some really disgusting pathetic 40 year old weirdo?
John Wheeler - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:22:55 EST ID:QJZV5wh3 No.4660870 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Every week ever is in the very least disgusting. My roomie is a 28 year old self-proclaimed weeaboo, and he has a pile of used soda cans next to his computer desk three feet across and one foot high. Half of them have mold growing on them. You can't even see his floor through all of the trash and random junk he has sprawled across his room.
Hank R. Hill - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:25:12 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4660871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like a real lady killer.

check under the soda cans.
Henrietta Levitt - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:25:48 EST ID:kD0Mqk5e No.4660872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dumbass alert.
Lursa - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:27:03 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4660873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 21:39:29 EST ID:7NEjujhX No.4661068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the dead wasn't some much a musical act as they were an excuse to have a parking lot full of people passing out sheets of high quality acid for $40 a throw. is was a mobile wholesale lsd supplier run by a certain collection of ex brotherhood folks who can still be found hiding amongst the gaggle of rainbow hippies. i used to catch a concert every 6 months or so just to stock up on sheets and it became habit forming. the onstage sideshow was pretty good if you like traditional folksy kinda american rock and rollish music and don't mind jazz.
John Wheeler - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 21:43:30 EST ID:QJZV5wh3 No.4661073 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Gross. Filthy hippies. It's a good damn shame Nixon didn't have them all put the stake.
Totoro - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 21:47:45 EST ID:vpRk8TiX No.4661081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I went to a greatful Garcia gathering on a nudisd colony a couple years ago it was lit. People walking around smoking and doing acid in public. One dude who did way too much acid walking around yelling "where my ladies at?" And "drunk driving; let's figure it out". But yeah music was not the main attraction haha
Monster Carrot - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:55:03 EST ID:WhLWEJa5 No.4661309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> But yeah music was not the main attraction haha

right, but if there was some music most people wouldn't mind because the drugs were ridiculously awesome. thats what the dead was all about. one time at a show in land over maryland in 88 i met a dude at the outskirts of the parking lot, older dude and he was shooting up. i asked him what he was injecting and he said with was herion mixed with lsd, i told him that sounded awesome and i'd trade him two beers if he would hit me with a shot. that was the only time i ever did needle drugs, it was awesome. i should have had him inject into my eyeball so i could b kewl like gg
Charles Bolton - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:16:55 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4661333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah if you've never been to a roots music hippie gathering I'd highly recommend it

these people have spent the last half a century dosing out and fucking with each other, and have gotten extremely good at fucking with people on dose

get out to some folksy rock n roll hippie gathering it's fucking awesome, even if you don't go for the music

>EDM festivals don't count

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