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Oh fuck me by Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:48:16 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I cannot into this younger culture and everyone my age is married with careers and kids and basically have disappeared into full grown adult mode.
Every reference I know has to do with the 90s and early 2000's, but everyone I meet irl and online keeps getting younger and younger

I was born in '88 and already I feel like a complete alien. I don't know how to act, and what's cool now completely baffles me.

:(
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Bumrush Kush - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:58:29 EST ID:d08kHpyA No.4661310 Report Quick Reply
>>4661308

Welcome to the wonderful experience of getting old, kiddo. There's no going back.
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Monster Carrot - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:58:52 EST ID:WhLWEJa5 No.4661311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661308
i was born in 74 and never turned square
dunno what the fuck u were thinking, but its nothing that reincarnation can't fix
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CorneliusDigglechock.cda - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:02:42 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4661312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i am age and i have an experience as well. it is perplexing beyond all conceivable vexations. such is life.
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Amanda Grayson - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:03:22 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4661313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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being cool online is vastly over-rated my man but if you need the pat on the back, you are in good company here.

It's best for your mental health and human dignity to not understand what younger people think is cool, in any case. I have a friend born in '89 and he sort of runs himself ragged trying to be 'savvy' and getting imaginary internet points. He's a paranoid mess and talking to the guy is a bit cringe when he gets into 9cheddit tier talking points.
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BeatriceHessleway.gif - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:04:31 EST ID:tIKCgBhz No.4661314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661308
I was born in 89 and I have no trouble acclimating, if anything were way cooler than the newer generation because we were around before everything went to shit. If you have old as fuck references its your own damn fault
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Crush Girl William - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:08:32 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4661316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kids just mimic what their peers a couple of years older think is cool.
Follow that chain to its logical conclusion and you'll find that behind every new meme or phrase theres some grandpa or grandma being cool as fuck.
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:10:47 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661311
Most youtube stars are my age apparently. However, after doing a little bit of research I have determined that I begin to vomit uncontrollably when seeing how they live their lives.

I cannot live the life of the pied piper. If surviving means acting like logan/jake paul (hanging out with 14 year olds) then it's not worth it. I'd rather rob a grave than rob a cradle; maybe I can whore myself out to 30-40 year old cougars.
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:12:54 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661312
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Kung Lao - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:16:51 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4661321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661308
>I was born in '88 and-
77, get on my level.
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Amanda Grayson - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:18:03 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4661322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661316
tbh older content makers are getting harder to find; there was once a really great internet community for animation, but the demise of Flash + the way Youtube fucks animators means a lot less content of that type goes around these days

Every brother who was posting regularly on newgrounds or albinoblacksheep either streams video games (why) or doesn't exist lol
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:26:35 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661321
Alright, have this vintage playing card.
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Crush Girl William - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:31:36 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4661325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661322
It happens behind the scenes. Theres cool grandpas in the group, they make the memes, then memes make their way down the age ladder until they get popularized by young content makers.
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:36:55 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I work as a lab technician. I recently inherited a beach cabin and turned it into an airbnb. My long term girlfriend left me 2 years ago this very month. I live a simple yet lonely life. I'm looking into day trading...
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Lin Bairon - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:44:31 EST ID:w6TF/8h3 No.4661327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was born in '90 and I still have a few friends who aren't going to get married anytime soon + made some new bachelor friends (some older than me) at work
maybe I'm lucky but I also go to a lot of drug fueled electronic music parties where the average age is 25 - I doubt the majority of the people I see there are married/have kids
idk just doesn't seem that uncommon to me... maybe your friends were squares all along but you just never noticed?
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:44:31 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661326
Forgot to add my stock image. I'm wasting away...
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:50:27 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661327
My square friends got married and my cool friends went down too dark a path. That's the diverging path with me stranded in the twilight zone after my gf dumped me.
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:58:17 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4661330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661329
yeah but it's to late to get married and start a respectable career

however, the dark path never closes
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:07:10 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661330
They drug test at my work because I handle expensive lab equipment, but maybe if this airbnb thing takes off I can focus on day trading and start buying heroin Philip Seymour Hoffman style.
Man, my life is depressing...
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Lin Bairon - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:10:09 EST ID:w6TF/8h3 No.4661332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661331
what the fuck is the point of working a job if you're not using the money to buy drugs? weirdo.
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:17:47 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661332
Don't go into the STEM field kiddo; this is how they fuck you and turn you into a slave laborer viewed underneath their microscopes, watching for any reason to can you. Why do you think I turned a perfectly good vacation house into an airbnb?
I mostly take RC drugs that I know wont pop on a drug screen.

The irony of it all is that I used to be the one doing analysis on UA screenings...


I'm this close to buying a bunch of black tar heroin and ODing. My life is over
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:20:49 EST ID:9HeYhXjS No.4661335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wonder if this is how the vegas shooter or the unibomber felt before completely losing it...

heh, just kidding. I don't resent anybody
...just myself
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Amanda Grayson - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:28:19 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4661337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661334
you need some non-drug hobbies to find value in, if such a thing is your thing
I spend all my non-working time either lifting wheyts, playing with virtualized operating systems, running websites, or making beer
Voltaire, in finishing up Candide, wrote that we must tend to our gardens, and I have sort of run with that
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:28:23 EST ID:kLEeMFap No.4661338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661334
I actually noticed that when I was going to school for Chem back in 2008-2011

I got 7 semesters deep into an ACS degree when my fiance cheated on me and I kicked her out.

So I was like, well I'm not building a family or anything anymore so why the fuck am I wasting my life for the chance to measure out super accurate amounts of clear liquid and not be high for the rest of my life?

yeah I've had a lot of fun since then though
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Crush Girl William - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 06:33:19 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4661340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661338
>clear liquid
thats disappointing indeed. youd hope it would at least change color or fizzle or something
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Ulani Belor - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:04:41 EST ID:SL6ZTA/E No.4661344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661335
Watch a doco called the net if you want to know the unibomber
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Amanda Grayson - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:07:22 EST ID:cmxzLd4P No.4661345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661344
highly recommend
also reading his manifesto is a good time
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Jogger Wesley - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:08:55 EST ID:C1tvJFBY No.4661346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661344
I watch old reruns of Dragnet
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Ulani Belor - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:20:24 EST ID:SL6ZTA/E No.4661349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661346
I watched your hawaiian mum trip and let go of her dildo today, your kukd dad told me to serk shrlter, laughing that it was not a drill... wr all cracked up and shared a cigar, good times.
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Jogger Wesley - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:22:06 EST ID:C1tvJFBY No.4661350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661349
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Sweet Tooth - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:36:50 EST ID:OjE71hwV No.4661353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661349
I know that's a lie because if you had the ability to do that you'd take the cat planet like a man or manually type STALLION.
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Susan Foreman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:28:34 EST ID:oSgj37rP No.4661405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661308
go back to tumblr
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Kiaphet Amman'sor - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:37:00 EST ID:D25Pc1uT No.4661406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I cannot into this younger culture
Get a load of this faggot trying to sound hip with his old memes
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Benny Russell - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:42:46 EST ID:bjdzij1E No.4661408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661406
I bet he hasn't even really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Theoden - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:11:58 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4661421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4661322
> there was once a really great internet community for animation, but the demise of Flash + the way Youtube fucks animators means a lot less content

Man I totally fucking disagree. I remember what the flash animation community was like when it was popular. And I remembering it being a toxic cesspit of angry groups of animators who spent their time in between churning out stick figure violence flash animations in order to have massive flamewars with each other on the newgrounds forums.

>the way Youtube fucks animators

No different then back in the day when the gateway as to whether a flash animator got popular and gets a cut of ad revenue, or gets dick and gets told to fuck off was completely controlled by two fuckhead brothers in pennsylvania. So it was either Tom or Wade decided that they like you and you got your shit immediately plastered to the frontpage, or you have to survive the portal and deal with hordes of vote bots that Tom couldn't be arsed to find a way to keep out of the portal because fuck you if you have to submit to the portal then you're obviously not in the newgrounds inner circle so you can go fuck yourself.
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Ejnar Hertzprung - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:29:04 EST ID:8w3t+usS No.4661429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
first world problems :(
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RebeccaGashville.cur - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:32:13 EST ID:dCxYcwdQ No.4661434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This belongs in /qq/ nb and op is also a faggot
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Bad Mr. Frosty - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:33:31 EST ID:+Db7Mit5 No.4661436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661405

Why are all the same tits the same size? Weak photoshop.
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Nevala - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 12:01:11 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4661452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You start out with it, then what's it changes, and you're no longer with it. Then what IS it seems strange and scary. It happens to everyone. Unless you're cool, then you're fine.
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Benny Russell - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 12:03:17 EST ID:bjdzij1E No.4661456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4661452
sage words, grandpa simpson


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