420chan now has a web-based IRC client available, right here
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
Comment
[*]Italic Text[/*]
[**]Bold Text[/**]
[~]Taimapedia Article[/~]
[%]Spoiler Text[/%]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace text[/pre]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists
File

Sandwich


Community Updates

420chan now supports HTTPS! If you find any issues, you may report them in this thread

Now Playing on /b/tube -

Pizza by HannahPezzlepot.wmf - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 13:20:58 EST ID:9+zsfpsX No.4674650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
File: 1518546058713.jpg -(137876B / 134.64KB, 815x312) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 137876
I'm about to go and steal as much free pizza from a party that I meeting . What are some stealthy ways to smuggle it and not get caught?
>>
Ricky Gervais - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 13:28:40 EST ID:DXQXl2wW No.4674651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674650
put it in your underwear, duh!
>>
Bob Blunton - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 14:08:04 EST ID:huvtqf34 No.4674659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518548884167.jpg -(89071B / 86.98KB, 432x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
do what coke mules do. wrap it in plastic wrap and swallow as much as you can, then once youre home safe, shift it out and pull out the pizza.
>>
Ruin Maniac Phyllis - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 14:21:37 EST ID:laMBDCNW No.4674661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just confidently walk right up and grab a huge stack of pizzas, then walk away like you're minding your own damn business.

If you look like you're supposed to be doing something, you would be fucking amazed at how many people won't question it. If someone asks what you're doing, ignore them and keep going, and if they try to stop you, make a break for it; with any luck you'll be close enough to your getaway vehicle by this point that you can just get the fuck out of there ASAP.
>>
HannahPezzlepot.wmf - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 14:53:14 EST ID:9+zsfpsX No.4674667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I gave up it was too hard
>>
MatildaDogglebury.ffo - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:06:30 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4674670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518552390198.jpg -(81701B / 79.79KB, 480x539) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Throw the pizza really, really hard, then jump on it and fly away like Static Shock
>>
Sauron - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:07:59 EST ID:WQUsw3lV No.4674671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674661
This works. I've done it.
>>
Ric Flair - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:21:08 EST ID:/i7Tj6zz No.4674674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674650
backpack filled with manilla folders for organization
>>
Albert Hipps - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 17:02:39 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4674691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674670
Hey I remember that show as well
>>
Torrie Wilson - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 17:26:11 EST ID:NtN8XIDi No.4674702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stuff the pizza in some small balloons, eat balloons, then regurgitate the balloons when your in a safe place

UNBALLOON AND ENJOY
>>
Richard Pryor - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 19:23:08 EST ID:mOfuK2FB No.4674727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674659
This works. I've done it.


Report Post
Reason
Note
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.