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all you need is love by Hex Maniac Eliza - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 03:11:06 EST ID:R7/TryTI No.4685119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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if you have drugs and hippie sluts sure it's easy to say this
but if you're just a regular guy and you apply this bullshit you'll just get fucked over
so shut the fuck up about this "spreading love" shit
David Murdhall - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 03:12:00 EST ID:xe5EPkoH No.4685121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think all you need is some love buddy
CarolineGoodlock.clp - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 03:35:03 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4685128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>acquire drugs
>draw in hippie sluts like flies
Any normal guy can do this OP don't think too hard about it
Jr. Trainer♂ Sophie - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 04:55:49 EST ID:Thl4rVw6 No.4685134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Blackbelt Beatrice - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:08:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4685135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WilliamDivinglit.dxf - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:10:26 EST ID:EbSsE2si No.4685136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All you need is faith!

Love is simply faith in another person, a form of trust in them to enrich your life.

You fucking infidel - you worthless hater!
Viacheslav Datsik - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:11:33 EST ID:g+7QYwPn No.4685137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Easy to spread the anti-love message when your emotional core is so underdeveloped that you think love = drugs + sex, but if you apply this bullshit to a mature soul with a taste for finer things in life he'll wither and slowly die, so shut the fuck up
Blackbelt Beatrice - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:18:03 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4685139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what is love then? I'm an idiot, and I don't know the meaning
Jr. Trainer♂ Sophie - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:25:52 EST ID:Thl4rVw6 No.4685140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haddaway is 53 and has been asking that same question since 1992. Nobody knows apparently?
Blackbelt Beatrice - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:27:34 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4685141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's better than the answer I expected
Viacheslav Datsik - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 08:03:42 EST ID:g+7QYwPn No.4685182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You'll know when you see it.
It's all you need (apart from food, clothing, shelter, internet connection, toothbrush and towel)
Claude Troisgros - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 18:01:57 EST ID:rH8ek+FN No.4685472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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reminder that John Lennon wanted a borderless one nation world.

It's a fucking nightmare song when you're grown up and not terribly naïve.

I mean it's a utopian vision, but nature won't allow that yet. First we must exterminate 98% of the worlds population and forge a new beginning. Breeding tightly controlled and supplemented by cloning and machine interfacing.
Efrain Escudero - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 18:06:12 EST ID:hpttbF7E No.4685475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude the 1960's called, they want their outrage back.
Basil Clayfuck - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 18:24:05 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4685484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they said all you need is love but then someone else said something. I forgot what they said but everybody has frowned upon it.
BasilPockfuck.swp - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:32:03 EST ID:EbSsE2si No.4685979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What the hell are you talking about? Drugs are just substances that artificially induce faith, And sex is a derivative of drugs, it does the exact same damn thing, spreading disease and whatever else.
Edge - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:46:55 EST ID:rZi+2UGb No.4685984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Free love was a thing when "tune in and drop out" was seen as visionary and the first step to communism. Then AIDS happened and fucked errbody's "free love" shit up. Bad. Really really bad. "Spreading love" is a myth. You can spread compassion, and the means for those in dire need to teach themselves and others compassion, but good luck seeing those results by spiking the nations water supply with MDMA or 420 swag juice y'all.
James Sunderland - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:54:20 EST ID:E30Jv+Oe No.4685987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A nice quote from Fargo s2
Simone Gerhardt: You know what depresses me? I missed the '60s-- free love, drop acid, Woodstock. Wake up one day, decide you want to call yourself Flower Rainblossom, you just call yourself Flower Rainblossom.
Mike Milligan: Yeah, but the '70s were always coming, like a-- What do you... A hangover. And you know what happened to Flower Rainblossom? She's on methadone in Bismark, turning tricks for breakfast meat.
Simone Gerhardt: I know. But at least I would've had fun, be free like how you get to dream before you wake up.
Lexie Fyfe - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:56:48 EST ID:yAdoCdCf No.4685990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah I think it was mark david chapman that popularized that platitude
Man Davushka - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:01:38 EST ID:JrCkKCSg No.4685992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You just have to be really careful about who you love and never compromise. You also have to accept the fact that you might not find it. Some people are worth it though, I have a friend and i swear to god if i was a chick id totally marry him. Its just too bad im not a girl and not gay. He He's also not gay but whenever he calls me HomiePie i sit and wonder. I'm always wondering why the guy is single. Plenty of chicks like him but they never stick long enough to really get to know him. I think its the scars, he's got this weird problem with the skin in his thighs that really fucks it up but i don't think its a deal breaker at all and its not noticeable unless he's naked. It's ok though, i know a lot of men who changed once they got serious about a girl so i like the way things are now. I get to keep him all to myself.
Sassy Stephie - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:18:09 EST ID:/b/oIfOm No.4686029 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Jesus Christ this.

There is nothing more intolerable than some douche in his early 20s who dropped acid and thinks they're some enlightened guru and it seems to becoming more and more prevalent. The planet is heating up faster than anyone predicted, animal extinction rates are at historic levels, global politics are going apeshit, fent is wiping out a generation, and higher education in the west is continuing to become more and more of a joke, yet these fuckers walk around in willful ignorance spouting off their law of attraction wishful positivity horseshit.

Because I'm a spiteful leaking anus of a human being I'm finding it more and more amusing that the people I know who have maintained this philosophy into their 30s are starting to realize that they are total burnouts staring down 40 more years of life with very little romantic or financial security.

If you're under the age of 25 and you're reading this I implore you to realize that cool has an expiration date and western society is incredibly hard to thrive in if you're poor, unprofessional, and irresponsible into your 30s.
SamuelBrepperlare.pif - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:20:43 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4686031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh let the kids have their fun. you were young and silly once.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:22:34 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Watch less news my friend and you'll see the world more clearly.
Yuna - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:25:29 EST ID:BowkiUKZ No.4686033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You mean "blind yourself from the simple fact that in 10.000 years humanity is extinct".

We'll be a footnote in history.
SamuelBrepperlare.pif - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:27:24 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4686034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cool. we'll be a project for whatever the fuck develops archeology next. stories about an ancient long-extinct civilization of another species won't just be fairy tales.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:35:27 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's not a fact, there's a pretty good chance humanity will change in ways you can't imagine in next 20 years, not to mention 10.000. It's a guess perpetuated by alarmists and those that benefit from such mindset.
Sassy Stephie - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:55:45 EST ID:/b/oIfOm No.4686046 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This might actually be the worst time since the invention of heralds and town criers to not pay attention to international news.

If you think actual news is watched and not read you're already way too far behind on what the next 20 years could possibly look like.

Sure, we all die and existentialism and moral relativism and nihilism and all that stuff but seriously unless you want the future to completely blindside and buttfuck you, you need to pay attention to human history and you need to read the news. I'm hate to be an alarmist doomsayer but shit is getting alarming and spelling some dark days.
Sassy Stephie - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:03:15 EST ID:/b/oIfOm No.4686053 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Do you actually believe that the earth will just cool down, the oceans will just return to normal sea-level, and the massive heaps of trash and radiation scattered all over this planet are just going to go away because we have really sophisticated machines and toys?

Please tell me how you think the next 20 years will play out, no hate.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:10:10 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't watch the news so I have no idea what you're talking about, the world is imperfect but the long term trend is unmistakably towards increased consciousness, freedom and wealth.
There will always be problems, but we have much greater chance of solving them if everyone starts doing right things instead of voting for those that promise to do the right thing while at the same time milking and even creating problems that will give them power.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:11:59 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will be fine as long as brainwashed trigger happy assholes don't get into their heads that they need to save the world.
Jr. Trainer♀ Molly - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:14:55 EST ID:5wxjbn22 No.4686061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We're doing fracking now for oil. Scrapping the bottom of the barrel. The US is decades behind when it comes to transportation of goods-FOOD. When the oil crisis hits hard and we can't get food into NYC that robot arm you're fantasizing about won't help.
Sophie Checklestock - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:20:36 EST ID:61tBSVzP No.4686062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this civilization is doomed, as all civilizations inevitably are, just alot sooner than it could have lasted. The Earth's sixth great extinction event is ongoing thanks to our resource-driven ravaging. As the ecosystems destabilize the economy with it. In South America coffee farmers' crops are dieing, and few can afford to adapt. In a kind-of sort-of way we're lucky to be a part of and influence the transitions happening. Humanity is extremely adaptable and will survive, who knows what may be.

Anyways, love gives some meaning to living, one of many lights in the darkness, and when or if you feel it, hold onto it and let it grow. Gojira knows whats up.
SamuelBrepperlare.pif - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:26:08 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4686065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>watch the news
there's that verb again
Sassy Stephie - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:19:24 EST ID:/b/oIfOm No.4686082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey maaan like if everyone just does the right thing man then we'll all just be fine ya' know just look at history its all just people being totally cool to each other man


See I can get behind this. I am too prone toward hatefulness and spitefulness but I think a big chunk of that comes from the fact that I have a really beautiful, loving wife and a very supportive family. I spent a lot of my free time in my 20s researching human history. Enough to see how it tends to repeat itself and what kinds of trends seem to proceed societal collapse.

The "first world" seems to be meeting all of those criteria. At least in the US we seem doomed for a massive schism and that's going to mean economic instability, a sharp increase in violent crime and property crime, then you throw the environmental factors in conjunction with a collapse in reliable transportation of goods and you've got cities with no clean water and no food, hell Flint Michigan STILL has no clean water.

Now the Secretary of State is the former head of the CIA and the new head of the CIA used to be an administrator for CIA-run waterboarding facilities in Thailand.

Like fuck me I partied pretty hard for the last decade and I was just looking forward to raising some kids and buying a house.

I have a medical condition that is debilitating without access to pharmaceuticals (not the fun kind either) so I guess I'm finding it harder and harder to stay cool, especially since 90% of the people I know are living there lives like absolutely nothing is wrong or the causes they are protesting and demonstrating for serve only their own social interests. Its such an unbelievable mess and its not the kind of mess that every generation faces. This is a whole new kind of mess.

But like you mentioned and like I say to my wife when the world gets to her and she starts worrying too: all we can really do is love each other and stick together.
Johann Bode - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:51:42 EST ID:XEIqyJ2L No.4686090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I never thought there would be a group of people dumber or less informed to come along than people who watch news rather than read it (from many sources).

Then came millennials who legitimately see nothing wrong with getting their news from Facebook and Twitter.

Though one guy did admit he gets his news from /b/. Not even /n/... just... /b/. Ah well.

I'm surprised nobody's posted yet about the botched assassination attempt on the French Prime Minister.
SamuelBrepperlare.pif - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 04:00:51 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4686092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I'm surprised nobody's posted yet about the botched assassination attempt on the French Prime Minister.
Did you mean this?
Either way, I hadn't heard of it. This article doesn't really say much about it, just that it was some young man who allegedly conspired to kill President Macron.
Kevin Thorn - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 05:17:20 EST ID:6tBq4JQ6 No.4686113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Learn to love yourself. Learn to love for love's sake without wanting something in return. But firstly, learn to love yourself.
Johann Bode - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 05:33:46 EST ID:XEIqyJ2L No.4686115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the guy was Lithuanian or Czech. He was obsessed with Voltaire and apparently was into "dragon power porn" or something which I didn't even know was a thing. He sounded batshit crazy... was going to kill a great leader to prove that the power of the dragon is real. Instead he shot himself in the knee while waiting inside a McDonald's for the motorcade to come by.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 05:38:06 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you look at history we are living in paradise, and the biggest threat to this is people susceptible to propaganda and ready to enact a radical change thanks to their misguided and naive notions about the world that they got from watching/reading/listening to their brand of fear mongering "news".
Sassy Stephie - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 05:44:54 EST ID:/b/oIfOm No.4686122 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>If you look at history we are living in paradise

Yeah, if you're a self-centered American or European this is absolutely an *easy society to survive in*

That is not the same as paradise, and you're not even close to paradise in most parts of the world.

I'd ask you if you thought people in Damascus were living in a modern paradise but you probably have no fucking idea where that is or what is happening there or what life was like there ~1000 years ago when it was one of the great knowledge and trade centers of the world.

I'd tell you to pull your head out of your ass but you'll just be one more completely unprepared casualty that I won't have to compete with for food and water so your ignorance benefits us all.
Pokémon Prof. John - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 05:50:56 EST ID:JXQRNLTt No.4686126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Obviously I wasn't talking about Damascus, there are places that need to sort themselves out.
Scientist Jarvis - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 10:19:15 EST ID:rwIJRRc5 No.4686191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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