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Tel me about all the times you've paid for sex by Lanny Poffo - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:06:28 EST ID:WM5JMl1B No.4715268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tell me, 420chan, about all the times you've paid a lady of the night to do stuff to your dick.
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:11:41 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only way of refusing to pay a woman for sex is to deny her your precious bodily fluids
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Alex Fickleshits - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:15:47 EST ID:Dyp+HcWm No.4715271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I havent but im thinking about it
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CedricHicklepot.bas - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:42:37 EST ID:htLQvdoI No.4715280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dont need to pay for sex
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Eric Bischoff - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:43:59 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4715283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715268
I never have. Does a dakimakura count? I mean you buy them I guess
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:52:07 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715283
How do you even have sex with a pillow, you just rub your dick on it? It seems like a dog humping the air to me.
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Eric Bischoff - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:57:50 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4715287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715284
Firstly the OP didnt say sex. Second I didnt say I'd do e it I only asked, that way if I ever do manage to find a way I'll know if it counts
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Eric Bischoff - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:58:55 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4715288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715287
Wait he did didn't he. It-it's not like I tried to have sex with a pillow or anything, baka!
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:13:01 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715288
Okay lets pretend he didn't, how does a pillow of the night do stuff to your dick? I keep one between the legs when I sleep but I don't get that level of gratification, should I draw a face on the pillowcase?
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Eric Bischoff - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:17:46 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4715297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715293
You know what you have as really good point actually. Thinking about it they're more for the comfort of something cute to hug...
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:24:39 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715297
I prefer punching around throw pillows, but maybe I am anthropomorphizing them too. I wonder what pillow hookers prefer.
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Samuel Crapperdut - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:10:25 EST ID:QD7WHBc0 No.4715311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715297
I like cuddling with a pillow at night. I have a hard time sleeping without something or someone to cuddle with, in fact. I'd prefer a real live person, but because I have a lot of qualifiers for what kind of person I'd accept and I'm in no position whatsoever to bargain for such a person, a pillow it is. I don't have one with weird anime shit on it, though, and I don't do dick stuff with it, and the very idea is kind of creepy.
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Emma Gazzlemed - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:35:00 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4715324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715311
i like cuddling pillows too. i've done it since i was little. some pets can be cuddly too.
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:51:37 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715324
That shit is aberrant behavior and you should all feel like weirdo fucks.
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Tito Santana - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:00:31 EST ID:i+/IM0dL No.4715330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715328
What happen to monkey
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Emma Gazzlemed - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:11:36 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4715333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715328
lol your pic proves otherwise
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Emma Gazzlemed - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:12:22 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4715334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715330
it's from an experiment about imprinting
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:12:38 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715330
Anime
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:12:46 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4715337 Report Quick Reply
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>>4715336
I completely stopped smoking for 1 year of not watching any anime or reading manga before my mind was being read.
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:18:40 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715333
Hey guess what chucklefuck, I am not a monkey.
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Samuel Suvinglot - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:38:24 EST ID:l6PaoOwK No.4715342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715340
You kinda are.
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Tito Santana - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:42:54 EST ID:i+/IM0dL No.4715344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey guys come on, talk about paying for sex with monkeys if we're gunna be throwing monkey slurs around
This thread is about prostitution and potentially interesting stories spawning from said encounters, now story up or stop the bickerin'

One time I paid a methhead neighbor in ritalin to give me head while I did lines of it and watched Reno 911. 6/10
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:43:39 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715342
So why don't I think pillows are my mommy? I'm really missing out on your monkey business.
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Martin Sodgebork - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:45:26 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4715347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715344
Hey dude whats your pillow arrangement like?
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Pax - Wed, 16 May 2018 09:01:36 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4715413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715330
The little guy is trying to experience "contact comfort", an important part of primate development. He's cuddling with the softer, warmer robot monkey because it feels good. Primates need body contact and attention from other primates, especially if they are infants. Fun fact, without contact comfort, human babies will eventually die from loneliness.

Anyways, back to the topic of the thread. The first time I had sex was with a middle-aged whore who had a daughter the same age as me. The woman was a divorced nurse. I couldn't get hard enough for actual sex because I was too nervous. So I just jerked off into her mouth and it was great.

I'm thinking about seeing another prostitute soon, because I am a broken man who hasn't been touched by another human in months.
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Jenny Goodwater - Wed, 16 May 2018 13:17:49 EST ID:OwKUJaFF No.4715538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
never because I have morals and a conscience.
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Samuel Crapperdut - Wed, 16 May 2018 13:39:02 EST ID:QD7WHBc0 No.4715544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715324
Yeah, I love my cats, and they make it pretty clear that they like me and all, but they'll only ever condescend to sit in my lap or demand petting. Unfortunately, just like me, they only like actually cuddling with people who have boobs. Although maybe that's just because my sister, who's the only girl ever around here, is allergic to them.
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Mary Lovestain - Wed, 16 May 2018 16:37:57 EST ID:NsbUeE88 No.4715621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715538
what are you doing here then?
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Baby Eater - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:26:36 EST ID:qn742a1y No.4716053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I never paid with money but back in the early 2000's I had a script for 80mg OxyContin and several bitches used to gimme pussy for a couple 80's. At the time, these whores were just becoming addicts so they hadn't been all used up yet. They basically did what I wanted for 2 pills though.
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Priscilla Ganninghot - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:37:06 EST ID:fEThyA9L No.4716056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715538
Awww that's adorable
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Mark Kerr - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:11:48 EST ID:0jdY7Cvk No.4716259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715621
lmao, a Canadian nerd site for videogames and anime and you think it's a criminal hideout or something lol.
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Oliver Blatherwill - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:30:50 EST ID:W1xKUw20 No.4716275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716259
>it's a criminal hideout or something
Most of us here are technically criminals, yes.

If you think that's ridiculous then your problem is with the laws that make it so. But it still is so.
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Doris Draggleketch - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:32:14 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4716277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716259
Lullll, yalls' guys think a chan based on dergs is about dergs and dergs is criminal lulll fuck off dergheads
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Mark Kerr - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:45:07 EST ID:0jdY7Cvk No.4716285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716275
So your argument is that just because silly laws make pot smokers a criminals they automatically have no morals or conscience?
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Mark Kerr - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:49:44 EST ID:0jdY7Cvk No.4716286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716277
the argument was morals and conscience, implying that it would be weird for someone with them to be here for some reason.
Like this is a hideout for psychopathic killers! Whoop whoop!
I mean some are, shout out to my niggaz juggaho, juggaknife and killabitch! whoop whoooop!) but they're far from the majority.
Kirt and Sprout are both really nice!
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Oliver Blatherwill - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:08:26 EST ID:W1xKUw20 No.4716294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716285
If that's seriously how your brain interpreted those words then you need to see a doctor before you end up hurting yourself.
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Samuel Crisslekitch - Fri, 18 May 2018 20:27:24 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4717173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bumping this cause i took a fair amount of coke and got a bit drunk then spent the last hour looking for escorts online.

A few questions since i've never fucked a prostitute before;

Why do none of them reply? I mean it's friday night and i started sending texts at like midnight. Do most escorts need some sort of advance booking?

What is the best way to find whores online?

Why didn't i fuck a nice one in amsterdam when i was there?

Why am i picking girls (not the most attractive) that i think i could fuck for free if i met them and chattted them up? is it nervousness or the price?

Any tips?
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Jarvis Wittingfack - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:20:38 EST ID:CkghXP3g No.4717194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I swear to god the first time I dropped LSD and came here this site turned into a channel where like a bunch of people were all tripping at the same time, and waking up to human nature, and the Mods were giving advice to people on what to do next. It was like someone flipped a switch and I was transported to the hidden "tripping" layer of 420chan. Shit was sooooo crazy.
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Samuel Crisslekitch - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:32:09 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4717196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717194
You probably glitched past the stanky paywall into /stankass/. It's supposed to be radical there.
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Priscilla Sannershaw - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:34:22 EST ID:PcPUH6fO No.4717199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716294
Nice image dude, did you make that by yourself?
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Jarvis Wittingfack - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:37:10 EST ID:CkghXP3g No.4717200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717196
>It's supposed to be radical there
Wink wink, nudge nudge. ;)
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Jarvis Wittingfack - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:52:42 EST ID:CkghXP3g No.4717207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717200
Haha. I saw you in my mind. Why is it you don't trust what you can't control, yet you refuse to be controlled? Perhaps you don't trust yourself?
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Samuel Crisslekitch - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:22:29 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4717211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717207
Never trust yourself for if you are not actually who you think you are, only problems will arise.
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Jarvis Wittingfack - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:29:19 EST ID:CkghXP3g No.4717214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717211
I believe in nothing with the acknowledgment that this itself is a belief.
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Samuel Crisslekitch - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:49:03 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4717225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717214
You go harder than i can comprehend.
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Jarvis Wittingfack - Fri, 18 May 2018 23:41:28 EST ID:CkghXP3g No.4717269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717225
That's why I do what I do, so others can go too.

What people call "flow" is just the beginning.
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Samuel Crisslekitch - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:07:33 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4717282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717269
When i'm in the "flow" it's as if i have complete comprehension. If you go beyond this then you must surely be in the "ZONE"
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Leeta - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:44:25 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4717298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717282
don't let me into my zone
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Chef Wan - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:53:14 EST ID:W1xKUw20 No.4717301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4717298
it's ya boi
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Roger Smith - Sat, 19 May 2018 01:03:36 EST ID:XqgXoTj0 No.4717302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4717282
You should read 'stealing fire' or 'flow the psychology of optimal experience'
I've learned that this is known also as ecstasis, characterised by:
Selflessness: a lack of self-conscious thoughts, improved attention
Timelessness: massive chunks of time may pass without awareness
Effortlessness: tasks seem far more easily achieved or approachable
Richness: mainly an increased awareness of sensory or cognitive data.

The first book is more modern and focuses on the industry adoption, especially drug use (micro-dosing). I liked the original examination by mihalyi csikszentmihalyi; more enlightening and emphasis on how applicable or discoverable it is.
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Roxann Dawson - Mon, 21 May 2018 23:54:46 EST ID:7NwzGxrx No.4718704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717173
Well, you can't text them things like "Hey, how much do you charge for a quick fuck?"

You have to be discreet like "Hey, what are your donations?"

Also, yeah, you can find prostitutes on line. There's a place called "skip the games" or something similar.

I do not know why you didn't have sex with a European prostitute. I don't know your life, man.

Also, go to an Asian massage parlor. If you're into disinterested older Chinese women who will kind of hurt your balls, that is the place you want to go.
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Albert Hipps - Tue, 22 May 2018 02:15:36 EST ID:cDP5DTYA No.4718735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717302
That guy's name is awesomely unspellable.
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Ronaldo McCornCunt - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:03:01 EST ID:q9K9ZrcZ No.4718760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never because AIDS. its estimated that 25 percent of the prostitutes in Vancouver are hiv positive. I'm not against it, I'd probably be doing it all the time but catching an std spooks the shit out of me.
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Abed Nadir - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:06:23 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4718761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4717173
>Why do none of them reply? I mean it's friday night and i started sending texts at like midnight. Do most escorts need some sort of advance booking?
Yes, escorts like to arrange things in advance. These are real people with lives.
>What is the best way to find whores online?
Depends where you live.
>Why didn't i fuck a nice one in amsterdam when i was there?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Why am i picking girls (not the most attractive) that i think i could fuck for free if i met them and chattted them up? is it nervousness or the price?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Any tips?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ellen Brownpaste - Tue, 22 May 2018 06:17:51 EST ID:2NV8sdeb No.4718764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4718760
STDs are part of the human experience.

I have like 5 STDs and condoms are a jewspiracy.


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