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Painting van by Corporal Kelly - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:35:11 EST ID:tVQw79dE No.4726007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I want to paint my van. What would you do to make it look groovy?

>pic related
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Edward Derringbanks - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:38:10 EST ID:qxBgwmG5 No.4726008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You won't do it anyway so who cares.
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Ensign Hogan - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:40:25 EST ID:vD+Oxbfw No.4726009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mail
In
5 minutes (or less)
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Polly Cubberlock - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:41:33 EST ID:DujNfveH No.4726012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4726007
wizards n shit
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Smokimus Maximus - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:47:16 EST ID:9BM/9OmI No.4726014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A swasdicka. It's a swastika only it's made of dicks.
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Anders Angstrom - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:52:44 EST ID:2PChuwCv No.4726023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4726007
You know what you have to do.

Included the demotivator version from a more innocent time period
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HenryNovingwell.xml - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:54:48 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4726026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Remove all the inside handles. Even the passenger side.
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Cunt McPuntington - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 07:43:12 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4726071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4726065
If you search for "tracer" or "drawing" projector you can find them on ebay and shit
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Zack Sabre Jr. - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 11:17:10 EST ID:n6Nu2X7S No.4726106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4726072

careful though because the longer that it's on the heat seems to do something to the image and change the size of it, you have to trace quite fast or turn it off and on a lot.

I have used those exact ones before
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Naomi Hunter - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 11:27:19 EST ID:dsaotJya No.4726110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4726107
and shag carpet and a couch
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Rudy Wade - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:43:22 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4732155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
BUMP

WHILE

NECROPOST
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NathanielShakestone.class - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:16:16 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stripes
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DavidBunway.xif - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:20:22 EST ID:XRZs2kWO No.4732718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you gotten started OP? Definitely include a wizard smoking a doobie.
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Raphael Assuncao - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:32:49 EST ID:xIvA5Qzu No.4732720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a rich tapestry of smug loli faces
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John Wheeler - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 11:08:20 EST ID:KjPNAF6n No.4732738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"gówno"
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Leonard Powers - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 11:42:20 EST ID:dY4Qb38j No.4732754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4726007
Cover art from a classic prog rock album. It doesn't have to be Rush though. King Crimson and Yes have some amazing cover art.

Or not even prog.

I wouldn't do it, but if you're going to do it go all in. Only make sure you don't suck.
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Polly - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:15:27 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4732836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hmm, I too am going to paint my van, but since I have no talent I was just planning on doing it all white.

Do you think I could get some art student to do it for free? They always need projects and shit for school, right?
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Tiequan Zhang - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:33:49 EST ID:vhKrM4oZ No.4732842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732836
If you want lifelong enemies, a real quick way to gain them is by asking them to use their time, effort and skill to work for you for free. Like why not just straight up walk to them and say "yo, your profession is not a real job in my opinion, so how about you paint this car of mine all fucking cool as shit, for free of course, because thats exactly what your bitch ass deserves, NOTHING. AT ALL. FOREVER."

I get like at least one offer a month from these fucked in the head people who maybe like a friend of my mom or lived next door to me 15 years ago or some shit, and they ask me to create a website for their company, and after Im done calculating the work and time necessary and I give them my price offer they are like "wat, uh, I was thinking more like, that maybe you could do it for free you know, as a weekend project or something". I keep an eye on them and datamine the shit out of their facebook, and I swear one day Im going to turn their lives upside down in a way that they cant yet even phathom. I am going to obliterate everything they like. But im not fucking making a free website for them, thats for damn sure. I hope your van mysteriously burns one night, or at least gets tires slashed.
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Degra - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:38:36 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4732848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
paint a portrait of the van, with recursive portraits on each iteration of the van until it is too small to paint
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Polly - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:44:47 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4732854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're students, not professionals. Calm down.
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Tiequan Zhang - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:50:05 EST ID:vhKrM4oZ No.4732858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732854
I get my haircuts at a barber school, they still charge money but its like 1/5 of what professionals charge, even though these kids always make just as good a job as any. I always tip them, and it wouldnt even cross my mind to suggest they'd cut my hair for free even if there wasnt an official price list. Your cheap ass shouldnt own a van if you cant afford paying for it's paint job, do you even drive it ever or is the gas price too much so you just keep it as a decoration on your driveway?
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Polly - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:25:10 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4732872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The van is for road trips of course. I could afford to pay someone but then I would have to work more and I just don't want to, so stop being such a faggot with your hypothetical defense of hypothetical art students I'm hypothetically trying to exploit. I'm probably just going to do it myself now instead of finding someone to paint cool designs on it which they may have been happy to do because they needed a cool project to pass their class just because you're being so hostile about this. Now there will be one less cool hippy van in the world. I hope you're happy with yourself.
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Tiequan Zhang - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:40:06 EST ID:vhKrM4oZ No.4732883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732872
Everybody loves enhancing some jewish idiot's stuff for free. It is only you that needs money, everybody else can live off through photosynthesis and doing work for your fat ass without pay.
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Polly - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:53:50 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4732886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732883
Art students do not need money. No one without rich parents becomes an art student. I know a guy who got his house designed for free by an architectural student for his senior project. I know a guy who got a mural painted at his business for free by an art student for a project. You're a faggot. Where do you live, I'll drive my van to your house and kick your ass and then get an art student to paint my van with your blood (for free of course).
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Super Nerd Samuel - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:22:26 EST ID:+iQfWEO0 No.4732950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732886
Posting via phone from inside your house, nig. You have angered the wrong proletarian this time.
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Polly - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:49:09 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4732962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732950
Uhh, buddy you've been rabidly defending capitalism this entire time. Don't fucking call yourself a prole.
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Gil Chesterton - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 02:32:18 EST ID:+iQfWEO0 No.4733031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732962
How about you fucking read The Capital before you start spewing shit. Capitalism isnt customer paying to a worker, you dipshit.
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Kimono Girl Edward - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 02:55:52 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4733033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just my ideas here. you could put anything on the sign box but this is what i'd put if i had a van.
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Kilik - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 03:06:21 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4733036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733033
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Gil Chesterton - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 03:15:04 EST ID:+iQfWEO0 No.4733040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733036
Gave me a hearty lol, I loved the intro but hated the show itself.


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