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Sunflower I guess by Aqua Admin Ian - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:00:10 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4730359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alright guys I'm in some serious fucking shit and I don't know what to do

>recently moved to the other side of the country for work
>went out thursday night
>spent all night in a bar drinking
>met some new people
>get a lift from this older dude at like 5 am
>I fall asleep in the back of his car
>he wakes me up
>"this the place?" he asks
>we're in some shitty little town
>I don't recognize anything but I'm groggy as fuck and I need fresh air
>so I just get out of the car and thank him
>as I'm getting out I realize I had been lying on the seat belt buckle thingy
>it must have been grinding up against my prostate or something because when I got out of the car I had a wicked boner
>I mean I could barely stand up straight
>say goodbye to the old dude
>walk / crawl behind this little wall and try to calm my penis down
>manage to get rid of the boner but then I get blue balls straight from hell
>I have to lie down with my feet in the air it hurts that much
>almost crying because of the pain
>decide that I have to jerk it or else I'll probably suffocate my balls or some shit
>look down the street for a diner or coffeeshop or anything with a toilet in it
>there's literally nothing except apartment blocks and rundown houses
>next to me is this little pathway thing that has a wall and some bushes and plants at the end of it
>I figure it'll probably only take like 1 or 2 tugs for me to cum
>so I run over to the wall with bushes
>I get there and its more like this little row of plants and flowers and shit but anyway fuck it
>unzip my pants
>I jerk it for like 10 seconds and then I just fucking bust a nut like never before
>I mean it was like I was having an out of body experience
>ears popping and weak knees etc
>open my eyes and see I've drenched this big sunflower with cum
>zip up and start walking away
>then out of fucking nowhere this big biker type dude grabs me from behind and lifts me in the air
>he's shouting shit like "GOTCHA NOW BUDDY!!"
>I try to push him away but he's twice my size
>also I'm still pretty drunk and I've got that after-nut haze going on too
>he's got both his arms around me
>I can't move
>as he turns me around I realize I'm actually in the parking area of an apartment block
>so I guess the little row of plants was like their garden
>there's an old lady on a balcony shouting shit about her flowers
>the guy is trying to drag me into a hallway
>"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PISS ANYWHERE??!!"
>he pushes me through the door and tells me to walk upstairs
>no point in resisting
>I go into his apartment
>the old lady on the balcony is there, she's his mom apparently
>they live together
>guy tells me to sit down and shut up
>they start talking about phoning some guy called Roy
>big guy gets out his phone and calls him
>he's telling this Roy guy shit like "yeah caught him doing it the little fucker" etc
>I figure Roy is probably working for the police or something
>the old lady walks downstairs to the parking area
>as the guy is still on the phone his mom starts calling him from outside
>I realize that she's probably just discovered it's jizz and not pee

So yeah this is where I start panicking like a fucking maniac

>think I'm going to get arrested
>think I'll be charged with public masturbation and exhibitionism and shit
>picture my ex girlfriend testifying in court because I once stuck a carrot in her vagina
>judge will probably think I have some sort of plant or nature fetish or some shit
>I'll be on a sex offender register forever and banned from parks and forests and gardens
>so I decide to get the fuck out of there
>I see the big guy has gone out on the balcony to shout something back to his mom
>I jump out of my chair and run downstairs
>realize I have to get rid of the sunflower because it has jizz evidence on it
>so I run into the parking area and grab the sunflower
>I'm pulling it as hard as I can but the fucking thing is impossible to get out of the ground
>old lady starts shouting at me and pulling my arm
>I finally rip the fucking sunflower out of the ground and start swinging it at the old lady
>I'm telling her to back off
>then some other woman turns up and starts shouting at me too
>then the big guy runs outside and starts closing this gate next to the building so I can't get out
>after that he starts running towards me
>I throw the sunflower over the wall and then try to climb over it myself but it's too fucking tall
>so I jump onto this garbage container thing and then crawl onto the wall
>the guy tried grabbing my ankles but I managed to get away
>pick up the sunflower and GTFO

I stuffed the sunflower into a sewer opening about half a mile away from the apartment. Then I just ran and ran until I spotted a busstop and hid behind it (paranoid about police) and got on the next bus and got the fuck out of there. I don't have a smart phone so I had no idea where I was until the bus came turns out I was still at least an hour from where I live

Anyway the problem is I'm pretty sure the apartments had cameras on it and I'm getting all paranoid because I think the police will see me on the footage first peeing (or worse ejaculating) on this old lady's sunflower and then stealing it and fighting her with it and she'll probably tell them she found semen all over it and they'll come looking for me and I'll be arrested for being some pervy weirdo. I mean they might even have found some semen in the grass or some shit I don't know. What the fuck do I do? Should I get a lawyer? I mean I'm innocent I can't help having blue balls
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Kevin Bacon - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:08:11 EST ID:pqk3s6Zb No.4730360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time during the hurricanes here in Florida the power went out. It was gone for like 10 days. One night, probably around 3am, I got bored and so I jerked off and shot my load out of the window. This was a second story window, but it was super early in the morning. But I got paranoid that someone saw me and that I was going to jail. I was living in an apartment complex at the time, so I guess that is important to mention.

I think I peed out of the window one time too. This was the hurricanes, though. you gotta remember. Totally lawless.

So, I dunnoh. There is my story. Looking back on it maybe I am a degenerate.
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Cornelius Sibbergold - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:21:29 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4730365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
whats wrong with a carrot
judge would be like you had blue balls
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Zoila Frausto - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:51:34 EST ID:XEXHav21 No.4730371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
eh, if its an hour from where you live no one will recognize you, there might be video footage but its low quality and if theres nothing actually linking you to being at that place besides people who dont know you they will never find a match, i wouldnt worry about it
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PriscillaGimmerhirk.ost - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 14:46:53 EST ID:zHXcxDQw No.4730397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730359
This is a beautiful story op
You should be fine I doubt you needed the flower either that bikers just a psychopath he was probably gonna kill you
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Andross - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:07:33 EST ID:O4rSFnNk No.4730409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>worried about police
Bro you should have been worried about Roy. There's one in every town.
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Alice Waters - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:15:25 EST ID:f6q7meFz No.4730415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they cant prove you jacked off, worst case scenario you get a fine for public urinating, but I reckon the biker dude crossed the line with the citizen arrest and in the best case you might be able to counter sue for psychological and physical damages
that is if anyone will even give enough of a fuck to look for you, which is not likely
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Stryker - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:23:25 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4730421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730415
If you can counter sue and win after jacking off all over someone's plants and then stealing said plant. Then I think you live in a fucked up society.
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Alice Waters - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:31:58 EST ID:f6q7meFz No.4730424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730421
one could argue that jacking off in someones garden was a medical emergency, and while illegal, could be either forgiven or punished by the lowest punishment possible, and that using force before you ask questions is not the proper way of making a citizen arrest

stealing the plant was after the whole ordeal. it could be explained by stress caused by fear of your own safety, and wouldnt take place if biker dude didnt overreact
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Mirko Cro Cop - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:32:20 EST ID:FkEbCRDW No.4730425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730409
I picture Roy as the type of guy who carries a monster set of keys on his hip
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WesleyMoblinggold.xif - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:28:57 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4730510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730425
A heavy responsibility to bear, however
Can't spell responsibility without "R" "O" and "Y" occurring in sequence.
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Hannah Turveybanks - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:37:58 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4730512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730359
>get a lift from this older dude at like 5 am
>I fall asleep in the back of his car
>as I'm getting out I realize I had been lying on the seat belt buckle thingy
>it must have been grinding up against my prostate or something because when I got out of the car I had a wicked boner
You were drugged and raped.
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Hannah Turveybanks - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:49:12 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4730514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730409
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Imahoe Dickweed - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:53:55 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4730516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't point to any moment where you made a mistake, just bad luck it seems. But you did have one stroke of luck, that dude dropped you far away from where you live. Even if they do have your face on camera, unless someone they know recognizes you, you'll probably get off scott free.
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Pedro Rizzo - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 16:32:39 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4730862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730359
If only more than 2 people on all of 420chan actually went outside and did stuff we'd have way more stories like this.

>I mean I'm innocent
That you are not OP, that you are not.
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Pah-wraith - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 18:26:22 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4730891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730516
>you did have one stroke of luck, that dude dropped you far away from where you live
If he'd dropped him where he lived he could have jerked off in his own home.
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Joey Styles - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:33:21 EST ID:TPN4crSo No.4730905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rex Orange County - Sunflower

Thank me later
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Chef Wan - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 00:23:58 EST ID:mH8IFL0C No.4731067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730359
My fucking sides. They will be remembered.
>>4730516
> But you did have one stroke of luck, that dude dropped you far away from where you live.
Don't you think that if op was lucky, he'd have gotten dropped off right at his house and not in the middle of nowhere?
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Thrax - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:35:05 EST ID:rQ1TMUAM No.4731093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731067
But then what if the sunflower he jacked off on was his neighbor’s?
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MarthaPungersidge.ico - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:40:11 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4731096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730512
I think this is the most important observation in this thread.
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Reuben Gidgeworth - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:53:08 EST ID:JRq9kMW6 No.4731100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730512
Getting drugged and raped doesn't give you blue balls like that. I know, because I was drugged and raped myself (not really).
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Gandalf - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:55:03 EST ID:ydRdy9GV No.4731101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731096
Yup, he was raped.
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Tadashi Nakajima - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:56:02 EST ID:/rj4+aEB No.4731102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4730512
>You were drugged and raped
Yeah, nobody gets boners while sleeping. It's physically impossible.
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Galactic Boss Thomas - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:04:42 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4731106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How long were you in the car with the old guy? Maybe he slipped you something
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MarthaPungersidge.ico - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:10:42 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4731111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4731102
idk, when I get morning wood It's not a priapism I assumed I got from some sort of ass friction. We're just reading between the lines here.
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DaMarques Johnson - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 15:26:09 EST ID:0hyAGIID No.4731363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I jerk it for like 10 seconds and then I just fucking bust a nut like never before
>I mean it was like I was having an out of body experience
>ears popping and weak knees etc
Okay, so how do I get blue balls?
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Reginald Windsor - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 15:31:05 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4731364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731102
>my prostate is violently stimulated when I sleep to the point of cumming in two tugs of the ol lizard.
Someone is raping you in your sleep bro.
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DaMarques Johnson - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 15:37:47 EST ID:0hyAGIID No.4731366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731364
You ever got fucked in the bum, my mate? I wish it were as potent as you think it is.
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Jogger Basil - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 16:48:57 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4731387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731111
that alapaca looks like he's getting the succ
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Rancher Shitting - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 17:10:05 EST ID:ZZPb5HCk No.4731388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4731363
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MarthaPungersidge.ico - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 17:22:09 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4731390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731388
Huh huh–time to cook, beavis.
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Curt Hawkins - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 17:44:01 EST ID:29vncaIp No.4731393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730359
Same thing happened to me, you'll be fine and you have a great story to tell the next time you get drunk in a weird town.
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Rocker David - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:36:43 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here

Thanks all for the help, I guess maybe I was just being paranoid but I thought the police or whatever might get some of my DNA and trace me down or some shit. But I haven't heard anything so I hope all is good but I'm still a little paranoid, I haven't even pissed outside once since this shit went down.
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Rocker David - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:42:27 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731364
>>4731106
>>4731101
>>4730512
Dunno why you're all saying I got raped. I wake up with boners all the time. This one was just extra potent I guess because the belt buckle had been massaging my prostate.

>>4731363
It's easy man all you need to do is get a boner and not jerk it. Or you can just jerk it til you're about to bust a nut and then stop and then repeat that and pretty soon you will feel a pain in your lower stomach area and your balls will feel really sensitive. It's not a nice feeling though it hurts like a motherfucker.
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Rocker David - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:44:11 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4731393
Shit man you jizzed all over a sunflower too?
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Nathaniel Drobberwane - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:49:04 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4732016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732012
I only get blue balls if my dick is getting some lovin', not my ass. You were raped, and you deserve it for your depraved sunflower fetish.
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Kono - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 21:11:49 EST ID:ZZPb5HCk No.4732048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732016
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Hedda Goffingpock - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 02:17:10 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4732101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732010
Yeah you'll be fine OP. Police have worst shit to worry about but don't go back to that area for a few years in case officer Roy is around to ID you.
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Fred Hoyle - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:29:30 EST ID:nJ0i97wJ No.4732140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4730359
10/10
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Abby Clitburger - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:28:56 EST ID:3aBJBSN5 No.4732263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My theory is that the dude that's written this is the same guy who had the balls showing story.

All complete BS but waaaaay more entertaining than everything else getting posted here.

Keep up the good work.
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NathanielShakestone.class - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:52:47 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here again, I told a guy at work about what happened because I was still a little paranoid and he told me I shouldn't be worried about police but I should be worried about Roy. He told me he used to be a prison psychologist and he worked with a lot of perverts and shit. He says "Roy" is either a serial public-pisser who gets a kick out of punishing other public pissers or he was defending his territory. He said it works like this:

>guys like "Roy" will search for a place to piss
>like a really public place with lots of people living nearby
>they will piss there a handful of times to mark their territory and raise awareness
>then they make contact with people living there
>ask them if they've noticed an increase in public pissers
>they'll often hand out cards claiming they're some sort of private security workers or some shit and will get red of the pissers
>then when the people see someone pissing in their car parks or near their homes they should phone "Roy"
>"Roy" then comes by and tries to catch the guy who was peeing and intimidate him and shit

Apparently its some weird fetish type shit where people like doing something illegal but also get excited by seeing others getting punished for that same illegal thing. Man if that's true there's some freaks out there you know
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NathanielShakestone.class - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:53:10 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4732679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732016
I don't have a sunflower fetish, they just happened to be the flowers I jizzed on. It could easily have been tulips or roses or even plain grass I don't discriminate when I'm busting a nut in nature and neither should anyone tbh nature is innocent
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Hatsu Hioki - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:59:38 EST ID:cJ4Fkb8W No.4732680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732263
yeh it has to be. oh well.
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Zema Ion - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:41:33 EST ID:YcBMm7/+ No.4732711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732678
that is straight fucked up
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ClaraMirrydock.cat - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:30:13 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4732719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732678
you should go back and ask for roy's number then call him and ask "where's the gimp?"
voc ar oo and ul pls.
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:08:12 EST ID:g8ou150U No.4733173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732719
I think Roy is the gimp tbh. I mean if he is a perverted guy like my co-worker said.
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Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 14:13:49 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4733367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733173

Roy is the inspiration behind such films as The Collector and the VHS tape with the little drowned girl what kills you.
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Kilik - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 14:20:23 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4733371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733367
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Captain Onishima - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 14:20:33 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4733372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Someone posted a beautiful sunflower that they were growing in their garden on social media and all I can think of is this fucking story.
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Turanj - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:03:07 EST ID:RrCy7LNE No.4733393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732263
>my theory
Dude, he's got the same ID. He also let an old black guy take a monster dump in a bathroom in his building, and is now homeless because he got kicked out, but I don't remember why. Hands down the best stories here in a long fuckin' time. I believe they're at least partially true.

>picture my ex girlfriend testifying in court because I once stuck a carrot in her vagina
>I'll be on a sex offender register forever and banned from parks and forests and gardens
>I'm still a little paranoid, I haven't even pissed outside once since this shit went down.
>Roy was defending his public-pissing territory

>>4733372
This is making me laugh even harder than I did while reading the story.
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Edmond Halley - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:15:37 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4733404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733393
Stop blowing his cover it's nowhere near as fun if everyone thinks it's just made up.
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Team Magma Grunt Reuben - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:19:06 EST ID:1CPVnpn3 No.4733407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>get a morning boner like every healthy adult male under the age of like 50
>"hmm, a belt buckle must have penetrated my asshole and massaged my prostrate while I was sleeping, yes, that is the only explenation"
Whaaaat. I havent even read past that part yet, I already know this is gonna be a wild ride. Are you the same dude who pissed in the roommate's fridge and scratched his balls with somebody's fork at a public barbecue event etc. etc.? Theres just a very distinct vibe to this story already just like the other ones, its like an alien being is trying to act a human degenerate without knowing anything about the culture or even anatomy of humankind.
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Marie Troisgros - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:21:25 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4733408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733407
lol this description
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Team Magma Grunt Reuben - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:30:37 EST ID:1CPVnpn3 No.4733411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OK got through the whole story now and yeah, I wasn't disappointed. 10/10 thread
>Anyway the problem is I'm pretty sure the apartments had cameras on it
RELEASE THE JIZZ TAPE
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Team Magma Grunt Reuben - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:44:13 EST ID:1CPVnpn3 No.4733418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733393
Fucking knew it. At this point I dont even care if the dude is for real or just bullshitting us high out of his mind; if someone can imagine up a story about jizzing on a sunflower and getting civil arrested by a bunch of weirdos but then escaping by using the jizz-glaced sun flower as a defensive weapon, then you are a gifted writer and have a right and maybe even a duty to publish your stories for the public awareness. In the future this man will be remembered either among the likes of Ernest Hemingway and Mark Twain, or among the likes of Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy.
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William Lassell - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:01:04 EST ID:4G52r97p No.4733426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733404
What cover am I blowing? I said I believe they're true. I guess "story" usually means "fiction" to some people (hell, maybe most), but I didn't mean it that way; a true story is still a story.

>>4733407
lmao I forgot about the BBQ story. It wasn't someone's dining fork, it was the barbecue fork, he was manning the grill.

>>4733418
I couldn't agree more. If he doesn't want to write out his adventures, he should have a ghost writer.
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Leticia Kline - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:08:24 EST ID:FSv9R2pl No.4733428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is op also that guy who got into a fight with a raging homicidal cat on Thanksgiving, and ended up fighting his family while he tried to Boil the cat?
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Kilik - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:13:45 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4733430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP has built up quite an impressive portfolio
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Broca - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:23:50 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4733434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733408
Damn now I'm all paranoid it's a google AI neural-net they're running on us to see if it passes the Turing test.
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Broca - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:32:52 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4733441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732048
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Scott D'Amore - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:36:24 EST ID:OwaAfoGG No.4733444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733434

Aren't we all just AI neural networks inside of our fleshies?
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Team Magma Grunt Reuben - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:55:23 EST ID:1CPVnpn3 No.4733455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733428
lol I remember that, it appeared way before the ball showing one. Its not official that its the same dude, but in retrospect, probably yeah.


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