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slangin vidya for baby food & diapers :/ by Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:22:04 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Soup yall. Me and my girl are having a baby real soon and we're trying to just scratch up any extra money possible as well as get rid of old distractions. We both have had to step down from higher paying jobs so while its not exactly a critical situation we figure its for the best. So we're selling all our old vidya and gadgets.

Since she keeps driving the prices down (I try to tell her to just wait but she wants it gone quick) I figured I'd share with the /b/ros for 1st dibs https://www.bonanza.com/booths/LindseyL204
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Admiral Cartwright - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:24:10 EST ID:zVR3j6TJ No.4732135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Heres a screengrab of everything we have up right now. Btw if you ever wanna sell your stuff online this site has actually been way more streamlined than ebay and has less hidden seller fees we found out
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Robert Rodriguez - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:25:22 EST ID:vpEo9AK9 No.4732137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dis your bitch op? fuckable face, I like the goth look
guess she's gonna be one of those "cool moms" huh? lol
anyway buy a banner faggot and procreation is for losers
SLAYER
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:27:49 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732137
Lol yeah she's super bloated up now but shes honestly way out of my league, she claims this is what she wants to do but in the back of my mind I'm scared of getting divorced raped after she sells all my shit...

;_; at least I still have my gaming pc
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Smirky McFlash - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:29:38 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732139
Do you have valuable shit?
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:32:34 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732142
Not really we're both young and neither come from particularly wealthy families but never getting to see my baby while giving half my paycheck away would be hell. Honestly I love knowing I'll be a dad maybe more than I love her at this point lol And its not that shes got a bad past or anything but she does have bipolar which is part of what mase her lose her last job, when she's on her meds its chill tho
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PhoebeBrummerstick.clp - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:34:02 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4732147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't get rid of the playstation bro :/
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:36:46 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732147
The 3DS was more of a hit for me but honestly I've played all the games I have to death over the years and the next gen of consoles is around the corner so its easier to justify it for the greater good. I don't wanna be distracted in the limited time I'll have away from work with vidya anyways, at least not in the early stages.

Just wish she would let me raise the fucking price a little bit like I had it set to before :/
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PhoebeBrummerstick.clp - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:38:54 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4732150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732149
Yeah that's a steal. I might know someone looking for one, if so I'll send them your way.
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Smirky McFlash - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:39:50 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732144
>she does have bipolar which is part of what mase her lose her last job, when she's on her meds its chill tho

Well good news, if things turn south you'll not problem getting custody. Just mention this with a knowing wink and it's all yours.
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Smirky McFlash - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:40:13 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732151
have no problem* nb
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:41:44 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732150
Right on I appreciate it. Luckily her folks are willing to cover all the shipping costs at least
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:44:06 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732151
I want to believe but (not to get political) it seems like the courts let women spin any story against the man when it comes to this shit. I try not to seriously entertain those thoughts tho we've been together for almost 5 years now its just that insecure itch in the back of my head
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Smirky McFlash - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:51:41 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732156
I know, I'm just saying that mental illness stigma trumps the motherly advantage in custody. You don't want them crazy females killing their kids or requiring treatment or whatnot.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:56:49 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732157
Well that is good to know. Hopefully if it ever happens it would be by the time the US fully legalized cause we live in TX & I think they would call me a junkie if she brought up my stoner history.

Which brings me to another thought in these tense times, I should probably quit smoking until she's old enough to at least walk and talk huh? The fiancee is giving up cigs to save money so its really only fair that I take a break from weed
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 05:03:16 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
By the way if anyone was wondering this >>4732135 was still me I just lost wifi connection for a moment & my phone flipped to 4g nb
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Smirky McFlash - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 05:04:10 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732159
She should be giving up cigs anyway to prevent fetal damage, but whatever, any reason is good.

But weed, I dunno. I wouldn't be giving up on a stress reliever right before a major new life stress.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 05:10:05 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732163
Yeah that was the main point that convinced her. But tbh I don't have access to indica or hybrids enough out here & sativa is more psychedelic for me, plus its to the point we're both working full time & selling our shit to make this hapoen so its hard to justify for now
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Rudolph Minkowski - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 05:25:14 EST ID:2PChuwCv No.4732166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732164
You can also just, you know, do less. 0 tolerance, only on the weekend and holding 8 seconds can mean a g lasts for literally months.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 05:31:44 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732166
Good point. Guess I'll feel it out. I definitely will be full sober for the first 6 months to year though, its just too important to me. I'll probably start hitting the bottle and bong at full force to cope when she reaches puberty in this degenerate society tho
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Kerrigan - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 08:46:47 EST ID:qv8fCyEX No.4732204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732132
You think selling video games to support a child is a good plan? You're a fucking idiot.
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Akebono - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 08:49:50 EST ID:g92MMyiE No.4732207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732204
dog it's an internet garage sale, this isn't his plan to support his family.
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 08:50:50 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>inb4 OP's divorce
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 08:51:51 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP I'd buy that turntable off of you but I'm not using this gay ass bonanza social media sell your shit while we harvest your metadata bull crap.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:07:40 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732204
Yeah naw, we both have full time jobs. Its more about getting ready to commit to a big responsibility than anything.

>>4732208
Rude.

>>4732209
Bonanza is pretty much the same as ebay dude, they even have the same paypal processing and insurance policies. I like it more than ebay cause of the interface and its easier foa sellers. I don't know what social media integration you see but if there is any its definitely not required to make a purchase
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Kerrigan - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:09:11 EST ID:qv8fCyEX No.4732219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732208
No shit. Babies destroy relationships.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:13:25 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732219
I get the feeling you're not speaking from personal experience on this one.
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:18:26 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732218

>paypal
yeah now I'm really not buying that shit off of you.

Also the PL-530 has a design flaw in the tonearm support base where the tonearm support bearing eventually cracks and permanently breaks the entire turntable.
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Hannah Goddlemeck - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:20:24 EST ID:+LPKl9yl No.4732222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732220

They (some research group, duh) did a study in Germany where they discovered that people find having a child to cause more depression and sadness in their life than getting a divorce or having your romantic partner DIE.

Let it sink in. Statistically speaking, you will be happier if your partner died, than if you had a child with them.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:22:47 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732221
I take it you've never done much e-commerce? Even Uber uses paypal these days, it's pretty much the gold standard outside of major retail sites with their own credit card processing systems. I mean if Elon Musk co-founded it it can't be that shoddy.

As for the turntable, it is a beginners turntable I know but in the couple years I used it I never had any problems, like we mentioned in the listing it just needs needle replacement.
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:27:36 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732223

You clearly don't know anything about paypal do you? You should do yourself some googlin' and learn all about how paypal calls itself a bank when its convenient for them, but then suddenly they claim they're not a bank when it doesn't suit them. They shut down accounts pretty much at random and confiscate peoples' funds arbitrarily. They block payments seemingly at random and don't have to give any reason for it. And the fees that they charge would be illegal if they were an actual bank. Which they aren't, except when they claim they are, but except when they claim they aren't ....

Paypal is absolute scum.

>it just needs needle replacement

Oh so it just so happens that the single most expensive part on it needs to be replaced? Well then. Pass.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:31:25 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732227
Well I've had more problems in a single year of using coinbase than in around 8 of using PayPal, but you do you.

I don't know why people are getting so mad or wrapped up in my personal affairs, I only mentioned my current life background to explain why I'm selling multiple consoles with AAA title games for the low (other than the PS4, that was given to me by my brother when he joined the Navy) (inb4 someone pops in to rant about the evils of military). I thought I was doing a nice thing to share it with a community I care about before some resale vulture swooped all my shit up
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:35:59 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732229

Dude it looks to me like you thought you could get away with hawking some half-broken shit to doofuses online, and do it without anyone asking you any questions at all about the condition of the items.

Now considering that you're seriously trying to sell a turntable that's effectively broken for the same price that you could buy a PL-530 with a stylus that isn't broken, I'm going to assume that everything else you're trying to fence here is probably also just as broken.

Caveat emptor, everyone else in this thread. OP's shit is probably all busted up.
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Hannah Goddlemeck - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:37:14 EST ID:+LPKl9yl No.4732232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732229

Don't be harshed by those mellows. You're doing what's best, making sacrifices, taking risks to get the job done.

If I had disposable income I would buy some of your junk just to donate to the baby fund.
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Kiaphet Amman'sor - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:38:18 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4732233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732132
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Kiaphet Amman'sor - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:41:57 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4732234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Neat.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:42:43 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732231
Do you even know how sites like ebay and this work? The website itself takes the responsibility of getting you a refund if your item is not how described. There is also a messaging system to ask the seller any questions on the site, and obviously I'm willing to discuss it here. Not only that, but every listing has at least 4 pictures of the products all at different angles. Am I getting troll'd?

>>4732233
kek I knew that was one of you guys. She's been sleeping in the next room and left for work about an hour ago, I have today off so I've been up all night shitposting and managing the account
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PhoebeBrummerstick.clp - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:43:05 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4732237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732233
Lmfao
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:46:16 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732236

But you did describe it. And you described it as broken.

I'd honestly give you like 5 bucks for it since I'd have to spend 80 bucks to replace the stylus cartridge and clean out whatever other negligent damage you've probably done to it.

>every listing has at least 4 pictures of the products all at different angles

Yeah and you failed to post a picture of the tonearm support base/bearing assembly, which is the only picture anyone buying a used PL-530 is going to want to see, to make sure your dumb ass didn't crack it. Maybe you did that intentionally.....
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:46:23 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732234
lol sup infinity poster, obviously I was having a laugh with the more rude userbase of that board. She would probably laugh too.

>>4732232
Appreciate the goodvibes
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:46:46 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732234
fucckingg lol
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:48:13 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732238
Dude would it make you happy if I just removed that listing? The turntable works fine for me but you seem to be noided that I'm scamming. You also seem to have a better knowledge of how turntables work than me, so why do you give a shit about a beginner Pioneer anyways?
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:54:26 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732243

You definitely need to lower the price, especially if -- and you said it yourself -- the stylus is bad. Like seriously that's 90% of the price of a turntable is the stylus so if that's broken it's effectively worthless.

I'm just giving you advice dude. You can brush it off as "whatever dude like i'm just trying to sell some stuff ok?" or you can take the advice. It's up to you.

Would still give you $5 for it tho.
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Kerrigan - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:55:27 EST ID:qv8fCyEX No.4732245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732220
Correct. I would never carry a child to term.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:57:10 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732244
Hell dude I already removed it, if it's really that bad off I wouldn't want any other potential buyer to feel jipped. I'm no audiophile or serious vinyl collector so it doesn't really surprise me that there may be more flaws than I notice
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 09:59:13 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732245
It's probably better that someone with that much cynicism towards the family unit wouldn't try. Toxic environments, and what have you.
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Lilith Failburry - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:00:33 EST ID:0hyAGIID No.4732252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> this entire thread
Op, why bother getting engaged and having a child if you're convinced that all women are evil bitches who'll divorce you taking all your money?
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:02:57 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732252
I'm not convinced of any such thing, otherwise I wouldn't have stuck with her for the last 5 years or made this decision. It was mostly said out of dark humor, although there is like I said a nagging itch of insecurity in the back of many people's heads I think that their partner could potential screw their life up. People aren't perfect.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:07:15 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732253
And to expand on that, honestly all my life I've known that I would feel empty if I never had a child or family. These present moments feel very tense because everything is about to change but for the first time I feel like I have a reason to live. nb
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Lilith Failburry - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:15:46 EST ID:0hyAGIID No.4732258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732253
>>4732255
So you feel anxiety over your insecure financial state. Perfectly understandable in this economic climate. Have a good day.
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Goomba - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:37:27 EST ID:PvcXcP6X No.4732270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I want that WiiU but I saw
>no returns

That would work for me in real life, where I could actually physically inspect the items in your yard sale (and know where you live). But you're asking me to trust the pictures and description. All the game boxes could be empty. The system could be fucked up. Looked for bonanza's return policy and they say "see sellers return policy." No fucking way dude. I don't have 140 bucks to throw away. Too much of a gamble.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:44:00 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732270
I think no returns is just the default setting like it is on ebay. I could probably enable returns if you want but if you did want to send it back you'd still have to pay the postage to do it.
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:44:53 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732270

He already tried to sell a turntable that he admitted was broken
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Robert Baratheon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:52:19 EST ID:RvXt83k4 No.4732290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I really want the PS4 since I've been wanting to buy one. But this seems sketchy as fuck.. Someone buy something and confirm.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:53:49 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732282
Dude I put IN THE LISTING that it needed a needle replacement, I didn't realize how expensive that was so I TOOK IT DOWN on your advice. Yall are acting like some boomers who still don't trust amazon or ebay, or debit card chip readers.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:56:15 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732290
Even if someone bought something it would take about 2 weeks before it got to them due to usps ground shipping times and the timeframe we're on here at home to get to the post office, even longer if they were outside the US. What are your concerns?
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:01:11 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732282
What did you expect from a selfish idiot who's about to have a baby?
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:01:44 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732293
>Yall are acting like some boomers who still don't trust amazon or ebay, or debit card chip readers.

Nah you're right. We should trust the word of some stranger on the internet and just shovel our money over to your right away.

You're gettin pretty butt flustered about people doing the smallest amount of due diligence. That tells me that you're probably not genuine in your intentions.

I think you were just expecting that we were just gonna take your word for everything and give you hundreds of dollars based on a couple of grainy photos. If not wanting to fall for some idiot's scam makes me an old person in your eyes then so be it.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:04:29 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732300
Dude I literally don't care if you're not interested, if you're not and nobody is just ignore the thread and let it die. I never planned to sit here bumping it all day. If no one buys anything by the end of the week we're just taking it all to the pawn shop.

It's just that some of you sound willfully ignorant about how online shopping works, like you've never used ebay or amazon marketplace before.
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:06:53 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732290
It is sketchy as fuck. You are buying possibly stolen goods off a forum for drug users. Every part of that hits the mark for sketchy.

OP needs to post a cheap item that we can buy to prove he will send out his inventory, but not so expensive that we lose a significant amount of money if he doesn't.

Basically, OP needs to print out some nudes of his frumpy gf and sell them for like 3 dollars or something
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Robert Baratheon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:06:58 EST ID:RvXt83k4 No.4732306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732303
Can you put in Amazon with more pics of PS4 and ill but it now.
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Hannah Goddlemeck - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:07:48 EST ID:+LPKl9yl No.4732308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732303
To be quite honest I think they're just giving you a hard time on purpose.

Of course, back in the day your thread would have been locked and deleted instantly...
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:07:52 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732303
Also if you look at her profile page you'll see a banner on the left side that shows we already made a sale, when she sold her iPad https://www.bonanza.com/users/32879227/profile
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:09:44 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732305
It always comes back to someone asking for nudes lol

>>4732306
I can't do it over amazon man sorry, it takes like a week just to get authorized to sell through them and they charge seller fees out the ass
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Robert Baratheon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:11:51 EST ID:RvXt83k4 No.4732315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732305
>Basically, OP needs to print out some nudes of his frumpy gf and sell them for like 3 dollars or something

I love me some frumpy butts.
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:12:03 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732303

>hey guys here's a bunch of stuff I "own" that's for sale
>posts a couple of grainy photographs
>admits some of the stuff is broken
>gets called out for being sketchy
>YOU GUYS ARE JUST IGNORANT ABOUT HOW THE INTERNET WORKS

lol this thread really didn't go the way you planned it, did it?

As it turns out, being on the internet doesn't help the fact that nobody wants to buy used crap on a pinky swear from a stranger.
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:14:31 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732308
Yeah, I guess it's true, the mods have abandoned us. I remember there was a thread where a guy posted his Youtube account, with his real name, and it got deleted because of that.

Does this mean everyone can start selling drugs to each other through here now? lol
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:17:19 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732306
I did add a couple more pics to the listing though
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:18:55 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732317
Wasn't expecting much of anything really, figured at best some anons would be happy to get some good vidya deals and at worst I'd be instabanned. I guess I just forgot to steel myself for trolls beforehand :D
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William Herschel - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:22:02 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732322

Then why didn't you just go to the pawnshop first like you said you were gonna do, instead of wasting your time with this dumb ass plan?

is it because you know that the pawnshop is only gonna give you 10-20 bucks per item, which is realistically all that they're worth?
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:24:04 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732325
I guess I'm just a regular ol ding-a-ling, boss.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:28:05 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732317
also
>admits some of the stuff is broken

One thing had an issue, the turntable, which I took down. Everything else from the consoles to the game disks to the controllers to the apple bullshit works perfectly, like new. We treat our possessions well. And like the site states, if you're unsatisfied with the product you will get a refund.

Just to clear that up for anyone who takes this guy seriously.
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Robert Baratheon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 11:40:42 EST ID:RvXt83k4 No.4732337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732328
I may be the PS4, will see OP. I will register and keep in touch with more info later. I got some work to do.
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Natalya - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 14:03:10 EST ID:GYCmnL3q No.4732380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732328
>I am very, very unreasonably defensive over basic and warranted criticism

you really are not mature enough to be having a kid man
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Winstrate Frederick - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 15:39:35 EST ID:N7BqaB27 No.4732410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
420chan kids are just cunts. Good luck OP.
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Seamus - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:17:22 EST ID:RrCy7LNE No.4732425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can't wait for the "my crazy wife killed my baby wat do pls gibe monies for bail" thread in a year or two, that should be fun.
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Robert Baratheon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:24:38 EST ID:RvXt83k4 No.4732427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732425
That's really disrespectful man. that fuck is wrong with you.
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Seamus - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:33:52 EST ID:RrCy7LNE No.4732473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732427
>the fuck is wrong with you
I live in a world where people like OP can have kids because they expect it to be a fucking accessory.
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Maggie - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:04:48 EST ID:eTRfy2G2 No.4732487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732132
I'll give you 3 fiddy for ur gurl.

Also, this is obviously stolen merch. That site is probably easier to scam on than ebay. Just a heads up.
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:03:09 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732487
I'm sorry we haven't kept the past 4 years of reciepts for proof, but I've never stolen anything in my life. Also, like I said before, just like ebay this site takes your social security number and bank account number to let you sell. Try signing up as a seller yourself if you don't believe me.

I don't think its worth commiting fraud for a potential few hundred dollars
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Susur Lee - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:21:18 EST ID:K/f0lYIv No.4732548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732500
Bullshit. Everyone has stolen somthing at least once. What are you some sort of Christian?
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Tuvok - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:27:40 EST ID:+x3KtBQs No.4732551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stealing is God's work
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Lucien Olivier - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:28:24 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4732552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732551
My genuine opinion is that you have a moral obligation to steal from Walmart
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:35:18 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732548
>>4732551
>>4732552
Okay, I would steal my dads gin and rum in highschool while he was at work. But none of the shit on our store is stolen, that's fact
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Menon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:35:28 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4732556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732552
I concur. It's an equalizing force that opposes corporate greed and sticks back at a force that directly leeches not only from communities but the entire world.
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:39:13 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732556
I agree when it comes to mega corporations on principle, but in practice I would be a nervous wreck. I don't know how pro lifters just stroll out with carts of tv's and shit like its nothing. Plus while I have no respect for the fatbacks at the top of the corporate ladder, you know some poor fucker is gonna get chewed out for not doing his job after a successful theft which if you're a walmart lifer might be enough to push you over the edge and tie the noose on a bad day
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Degra - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:40:18 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4732559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732558
look clean cut. wear nice clothes. don't look like somebody who's gonna steal, basically.
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Pokémon Ranger Ebenezer - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:43:09 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4732560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732558
As far as I understand they calculate a certain percentage of inventory being shoplifted into their expected revenue. And because of legal concerns non-security employees aren't allowed to stop shoplifters with any more than harsh words.
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Menon - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:44:20 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4732561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732558
Walmarts specifically are super understaffed especially since they don't use many cashiers anymore. If you go at the right time you can just walk right out the front door without so much as a glance. I saw someone stroll right on out with three cases of beer once.
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:47:52 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732560
I've heard the same but I just have experienced too many power tripping bosses with no other power in their lives other than to make their employees miserable for any reason, I'm sure walmart is a playground to a sociopath like that

>>4732561
Meh doesn't walmart only sell 3.2% beer tho? At least in my state they do
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Degra - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:49:12 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4732564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732563
hehe at least you can get beer at all at walmart
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:49:54 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also if you might indulge me I'd like to point out the irony of people glorifying shoplifting and people noided that I'm an e-scammer in the same thread nb
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Degra - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:52:33 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4732566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732565
a con's a con as long as there's a mark imho
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:57:46 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732566
what does that even mean in this context kek
it'd be one thing if I was posting a craigslist ad for the latest 4D 50" flatscreen saying 'yo bitcoin or bankwire only then I'll ship it to ya' but this is all done on a legitimate website.
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ArchiePittbury.ini - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:17:15 EST ID:Qxa4uVR4 No.4732584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732567
i've never heard of bonanza.gov
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Vito Thomaselli - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:34:05 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732584
you mean .com? I hadn't either until I googled "ebay alternatives" after getting screwed with their seller fees. It's been working well enough, we've only sold her iPad so far but it was a super smooth transaction and I generally like the layout of the site more than ebay, it feels less cluttered. Unfortunately most people haven't heard of it so there's not much traffic but Lindsey insists on using it instead, she likes having the profile even though since interacting with chan folk who want her nudes I've been mostly handling it
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Alistair Overeem - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 03:14:54 EST ID:AhRvYF4L No.4732616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732552
Idk man I spent a month in county for a bottle of Tanqueray

Used to tell myself the same shit as a kid. Not that I don't believe it whole-heartedly to this day

Doesn't make for the best story telling people you got arrested evading police from a Wal-Mart lol

tfw you remember putting your hand in the inside pocket of your jacket to get your ID like a fucking retard with 4 guns pointed at you (oh to be 20 again)tfw when the cops knee hits the back of your head against the concrete & you get a boner as his gun hits your temple

to be fair this was years & at least a grand worth of booze, spray paint & dxm later that I got caught; you just buy some groceries & wheel your cart back to the booze aisle throwing whatever doesn't have a tag into the cart & walk out slow with everyone elseI was in a rush / way too confident when I got caught & didn't 'buy groceries' tbh
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Vito Thomaselli - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 03:28:34 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732616
Kinky. Did you tell the cop you were boivulating and ask him to get you fagpregnant?
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Alistair Overeem - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 04:26:53 EST ID:AhRvYF4L No.4732647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732626
Vito, I..

The boner was a lie
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Vito Thomaselli - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 04:52:15 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732647
Probably for the best. Wouldn't want to have needed a boibortion
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Alistair Overeem - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:07:49 EST ID:AhRvYF4L No.4732657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732652
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Vito Thomaselli - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:24:20 EST ID:+e1SlKE2 No.4732663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732657
Hey, boipussy is serious business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-57JMrU1gOY
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Gilbert Melendez - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 12:35:22 EST ID:DARf6leE No.4732766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732565
scamming other poor people < stealing from wealthy megacorporations with literally more money than most developing nations

that is why it's okay to steal from these impossibly rich people, the difference is so great it is no longer the same, it's qualitatively different
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Dr. Eggman - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:11:04 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732766

Just make sure you don't get caught. Thiefs are the people in prison who get beat up after all the snitches and pedos are in the infirmary and they've run out of people to beat up.
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Brie Bella - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:12:12 EST ID:uTzK90Dc No.4732787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT

It's OP in a year.

https://boards.420chan.org/qq/res/524847.php#524859
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Tara - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 14:37:18 EST ID:KOmru+uH No.4732820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732766
Dude I gave up on yall and just went to fourchan's b and already sold 5 items which will all be on the way by monday. yall noided.
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Dr. Eggman - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 14:39:41 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4732821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732820

lol enjoy dealing with all of them getting chargebacks after you ship the items

Man you're dumb as hell.
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Worf - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 15:02:25 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4732830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732820
>cat planet bypassing
RUDE
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Lucien Olivier - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:54:07 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4732963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732820
>my name is OP, and after the divorce my child will grow to resent me
>noidered
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Kevin Dunn - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 20:02:05 EST ID:YlQkD+OX No.4732967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732820

>I went to fourdicks

Somebody ban this nigga already
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Karr - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 01:24:18 EST ID:KOmru+uH No.4733023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732821
already printed off the shipping labels with paypal, it doesn't work like that. the only way they would get their money back is if they had evidence of me not sending or sending shit that was different than advertised.
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Karr - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 02:10:06 EST ID:KOmru+uH No.4733029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4732967
y u mad doe
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Mario Bava - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 04:58:59 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4733077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733029
he mad cuz u fag
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Archie Blytheford - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 08:34:32 EST ID:p2mlv8Sp No.4733118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732132
Anyone who says vidaya is a fag nb
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Eddie Kingston - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 10:20:30 EST ID:MBIFlAk3 No.4733157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733023

You're talking about 4chins here. The same niggas that used to "buy" chris-chan's shit off of ebay but then do a chargeback on the money just to watch him squirm.

>the only way they would get their money back is if they had evidence of me not sending

Methinks you're about to learn a really expensive lesson about paypal and how heavily biased they are in favor of buyers' claims and how heavily they discount sellers' claims.
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Reporter Cedric - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 10:55:49 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4733167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733157
Let's rail this thread
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Reporter Cedric - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:09:42 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4733175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Reporter Cedric - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:33:09 EST ID:QfMf3Rrh No.4733194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Expert George - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:35:42 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4733195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733157
ahahahaha

that picture always makes me laugh

i can just hear the screeching of metal and that dude screaming, every time ahaha
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Legate Damar - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:54:34 EST ID:dY4Qb38j No.4733213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733167
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HannahFupperbark.mov - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 13:46:04 EST ID:CynyBvhC No.4733334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4733175
This is awesome
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Cecil Harvey - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:48:06 EST ID:kD+Gk6Ja No.4733421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4733213
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William Lassell - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:48:46 EST ID:4G52r97p No.4733422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4732963
>fuck you guys, I'm going to my penis
>I totally trust them to not fuck me over
OP is hilarious.
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Amanda Grayson - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:46:27 EST ID:UtjGjRC6 No.4733446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


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