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americans by Phineas I. Godwinn - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:01:49 EST ID:iJRP2SWp No.4747228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>americans read dr seuss and watch sesame street and instead of finding them traumatically creepy they believe they are fun pieces of media
and they even read those "scary" stories to tell in the dark books and find them (not shitting you) to be terrifying

i have known about this for some time now and i guess it is some kind of psyop, programming at the hand of their leaders (oligarchs) or something?
are they exposed a combination of such media in order to brainwash them into fearing what is good and loving what is bad?
like, they are made to think being a soldier and shooting innocent people somehow is beneficial to anyone but their oligarch masters and that universal healthcare is bad?

will some american care to explain this whole thing to me?
Strider Hiryu - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:13:02 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4747235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sure. You might want to watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur or perhaps Caillou if you don't like Dr Seuss or Sesame Street. Have you ever heard of Walt Disney's little company?
Hans McKiffer - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:18:02 EST ID:JKLK4sqj No.4747236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Actually though I think I would really like to hear your in depth analysis of why dr. suess and sesame street is related to anything else you just said. I mean I get that we have propaganda in the US but still.
Phineas I. Godwinn - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:22:21 EST ID:iJRP2SWp No.4747240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Walt Disney
that one is acceptable, but americans are still weird
they for some reason read comics with the annoying little shit mickey mouse instead of donald duck
actually, don rosa was told by his editors to not make to many stories that build on the work of cafrl barks because most americans readers were not familiar with his works

that is so fucked up
Albert Cresslenune - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:35:13 EST ID:blj1ib4x No.4747249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP is that annoying bra7-1lian that was probably raped by an american. this is all he talks about
nb. ignored, reported
i'm not even american, you're just too annoying
Phineas I. Godwinn - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:39:13 EST ID:iJRP2SWp No.4747251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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was anything i said wrong?
Norton Mapes - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:46:36 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4747254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah American is fucked up. We know this. They are trained from birth to be proud of their industrial military complex that stomps on the rest of the world. Hell, it even stomps on itself. But you gotta be proud.
JackSebberkidging.xls - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:54:35 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4747261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JackSebberkidging.xls - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:55:13 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4747262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh look someone made a 2018 version as well! Wonderful
Manami Toyota - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 18:57:30 EST ID:yUlJAcEl No.4747263 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why do some of them have two ages listed?
Strider Hiryu - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 19:03:59 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4747264 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm guessing those are the ones that got eaten by the rest of the brood.
Phineas I. Godwinn - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 19:06:45 EST ID:iJRP2SWp No.4747267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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because it is impossible to know when they were born due to
>american parenting
Brok'tan - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 19:22:07 EST ID:AG5M+/mL No.4747275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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War is old, so is sex
Let's play God, you go next
Heads go up, men go down
Try my luck, stand my ground
Die in church, live in jail
Say her name, twice in hell
Uncle Sam kissed a man
Jim Crow Jesus rose again

I like my woman in the kitchen
I teach my children superstitions
I keep my two guns on my blue nightstand
A pretty young thang, she can wash my clothes
But she'll never ever wear my pants

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Learned the words from my mom and dad
Cross my heart and I hope to die
With a big old piece of American pie
Stacy Keibler - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 23:07:46 EST ID:Kd9T9hVG No.4747336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only reason people think Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is scary is because the images in those books genuinely are. They tried a revised version of the book with more "kid friendly" pictures and it fucking tanked. Steven Gammel's work is a marvel to behold and literally why the series has such a cult following.
Draco Malfoy - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 23:13:18 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4747339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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that, and Ed Emberly's drawing books.
we'll never experience such a perfect nexus of literature ever again.
Alex Koslov - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 23:53:57 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4747351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
iirc their parents kept them like fuckin locked up and underfed so they didn't develop properly so that on top of shoddy record keeping means some of the ages are approximates.

you know, like the typical american family
Fucking Billingwater - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 01:32:57 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4747377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought "The Viper" was an adorable, fun little story. Then I looked into his fucking eyes.
Berlyn - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 03:23:13 EST ID:cDP5DTYA No.4747412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's wrong with Dr. Seuss and Sesame Street?
William Herschel - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 03:42:30 EST ID:MEaeNoyf No.4747417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well, let me tell ya about war Godwinn. Not all soldiers particularly followed orders historically, be the WW1 Christmas truce or the admittance of not pulling the trigger because of some inner sense of wrong despite their pumping themselves up to do, perhaps as a reflection of their training, among other things... You see, these beliefs aren't intrinsic to nationality or the media they consume. The Other that is not you.
Robert Timecock - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 12:04:03 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4747501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who the fuck thinks the cat I the hat is creepy?

Also that shit was made almost a century ago while euros were still telling stories of krampus, killer trolls, and other random woods monsters that will eat children. When did you guys turn into such pussies, OP?

There we go, got it in the right thread this time.
Subaltern Lorot - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 12:32:20 EST ID:blj1ib4x No.4747521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
very nice
more artists like him?
Becky Bayless - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 12:32:26 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4747522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Who the fuck thinks the cat I the hat is creepy?
Pierre Wynants - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:06:06 EST ID:bAjRw/2C No.4747531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yea no kids stuff in history has ever been creepy aside from every fairy tale, ring around the rosey, old baby dolls...
Paperboy - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:11:53 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4747532 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>cat in the hat triggers me because I am a fucking limp-wristed fairy
Lt. Cmdr. Argyle - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:32:31 EST ID:tMGJ4QAx No.4747537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also Americans are scared to death of old dolls.
JoseJackson - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 15:49:06 EST ID:QZ/CPA/v No.4747615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MatildaHupperbotch.api - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 16:35:22 EST ID:YEx+8SLx No.4747629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>i guess it is some kind of psyop, programming at the hand of their leaders (oligarchs) or something?

You sort of kind of had me here until you made a bold claim about Sesame Street being a psyop.
JoseJackson - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 16:38:32 EST ID:QZ/CPA/v No.4747630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Frog and Toad are a couple of gay frogs

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