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Hi guys... by Martha Spitroast - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 21:59:45 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4776808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've spent my life wasting away with countless years in the depths of drug addiction (shoutout MXE and cocaine), Spent years in abusive relationships, I've spent years infront of the comupter drinking and gaming.

The gaming part is the real issue cause some pretty rich retard just took me on his "pro" team to play, I'm getting paid $600 a month to play vidya comeptitively and I've just got my first pay LOL life is retarded. how can this happen I was going to hang myself 3 months ago.
Pax - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:06:27 EST ID:gUIwpSSO No.4776810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is bullshit. Gorillas don't know how to tie a noose and their hands are too big to hold a controller. You're lying to us.
Martha Spitroast - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:07:25 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4776811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck ya i don't need no controller you console peeescreant
Martha Spitroast - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:08:03 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4776812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
P.S I bought lots of beer with my first paty
Vic Mackey - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:12:30 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4776814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh man...you make me feel like if I wasn't such an antisocial faggot I could be in your position right now. I got very good at halo3 when it got put out for free as a promotional thing and it had peak numbers again for like a straight year. I had no job and I played a lot. I already said I got good, I got fairly good. I'd get offers from people to join their teams all the time and I'd just be like "eh". I just did not care. I had zero interest. I just wanted to fucking smash and be number 1 in every single team match. I ONLY played team match, and my only goal was being number 1. I got obsessive, and it became a problem, and I am fairly sure the all day all night all day gaming sessions are a heavily contributing factor in my now severe and crippling back pain. But hey, I fuckin smashed those noobs, and got smashed myself, and eventually, fueled by my autistic rage, I began to become better than the alpha nerds who would shit talk me and hurt my fee fees over the coms. My rage was red hot. White hot even. I screamed, SCREAMED, in AGONY into that microphone!

But eventually I hit a breaking point...where I stopped feeling, my only instinct was to kill. Headshot. Sticky. 360 assasination. I'm getting the hang of it. I eventually start sharking people. Playing possum, playing dumb, letting them think they were dominating me and hurting my feelings with their words. And then I would flip it on them. Energy sword. Energy sword. Nade. Pistol to the head, assasination, nade. And then I would tell them, I would tell them who they were fucking with. And they knew. From that moment on they knew.
Archie Pozzlemock - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:13:25 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4776815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how do u live off 600 a month. that sucks.
Martha Spitroast - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:15:37 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4776816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
4 BR assualt rifles to the head for good measure
Adam West - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:17:21 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4776818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a gorilla that loves beer and getting paid to play video games... more at 11
Martha Spitroast - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:23:51 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4776824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HAlo 3 was the shit man, go git gud at some games and con some rich chump into paying you

I work part time life is meh, dont shit on my parade just cause you're jelly
Milky Choketoker - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 22:24:10 EST ID:y9A4TmCu No.4776825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yea, sharking is fun, the most fun part is the mind vs mind game of a human opponent.
I played a lot of FPS and once you get good, messing with people becomes the meta for me.
Ruby Jean "Granny" Cuyler - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 06:16:03 EST ID:KkbrpdH3 No.4776925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't be a cocky shit
He just asking a question
and you came here instead of putting it on your shitty blog
600 does suck Ive been there
is that all you do right now in like actual employment terms?
Not cos were judgin Im just interested if you supplement your income
I used to just have 2 jobs lmao
Guillaume Fouquet de la Varenne - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:03:47 EST ID:/gnrpa/o No.4776944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
$600 a month? Playing most games at the pro levels takes 8-12 hours a day a training and that isn't even enough to pay rent in most places.

Good luck thu.
Winstrate Betsy - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:08:50 EST ID:FlJs7Cf2 No.4776945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:26:28 EST ID:rqkMLOe/ No.4776948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are you doing, farming gold on RuneScape?
Third of Five - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:53:56 EST ID:BT4Q0YXp No.4776951 Report Quick Reply
Oldschool RuneScape is mobile now so there's absolutely no reason to have a life anymore.
Adam West - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 10:22:50 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4776964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>8-12 hours a day
I no longer want to be paid to play video games.
Madison Rayne - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 13:24:31 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4777019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tragically that money dries up fast because they are always looking to hire and replace talent each year. You are also going to be stuck playing the same popular game for money despite what you like to play if you plan on making a career out of it. I play fighting games casually/competitive in California and I can tell you even some of the best players aren't making much cash and have to rely on a real job to afford a decent living. Good luck with keeping up with the competition OP.
Composer Delvok - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 13:36:08 EST ID:/BL63YPy No.4777021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's not easy, but rocket league is the best game to play if you want to make money. It's one of those games that is irreplaceable because it's the only actual sports game that is based entirely on physics the same way actual sports are. It's prize pool has been steadily rising and there's no entry fee, they just got tons of partnerships and are basically going to based in Vegas for champions (big gambling money).

I've made about 500 in tornys and that's underground. I've won 600 in another. I play with my actual hockey m8s and we have legitimately written plays that work every time.

Next year I'll be playing for a million. I'm humble but plan to make it to Vegas.

Even Forbes said rocket league is the future of esports. It'll keep growing and in the end it'll be the only esport that has the same or similar opportunities you would if skilled at actual sports.

No long ass bs like LoL or scraft either. You train 2-3 hours a day and some 5 min scrimmages. Other games you have to be a neet to excel.

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