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How can you tell if a person is trans? by Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:22:07 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How can you tell if a person is trans? A friend was asking...
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Michael Fucktart - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:26:02 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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transsexual?
transgender?
transvestite?
transylvanian?
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Kamal Shalorus - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:28:14 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can tell by how their dick tastes
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Tom Baker - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:30:35 EST ID:mMkCl1Mn No.4799148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go up to her and say something tumblr won't approve of. The more offended they are the more likely they are to be trans.
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Amanda Grayson - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:31:53 EST ID:8eXzdhT/ No.4799149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799148
I was just waiting for the obligatory "muh assjaydablia" post
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:38:21 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799145
All of the ABove
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Athena - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:40:15 EST ID:M3oaZZoK No.4799152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How would one go about creating a liquid floor kind of trap that affects floaters?
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:40:17 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Kamal Shalorus - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:41:27 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799153
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:43:26 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799154
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CharlesPickforth.psd - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:44:50 EST ID:AQrrjFYs No.4799157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they look like a man in women's clothing they're trans
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:45:09 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799155
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:47:33 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>man stuck in a girls body.
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Michael Fucktart - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:02:54 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799157
>If they look like a man in women's clothing they're trans
Transvestite, yes. But not necessarily transgender or transexual. There exist straight transvestite men.

>Not enjoying women rubbing all over your junk when wearing a man-thong.
You haven't lived.
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Tom Baker - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:04:21 EST ID:mMkCl1Mn No.4799163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799153

If that's a trap, I'd honestly still bang.

It ain't gay if you say no homo.
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Blade - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:09:52 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Some people pass, it depends largely if they've received HRT and for how long. There's no sure way to tell without looking at genitalia. Human dimorphism is pretty weak and on a gradient anyway. The best way to try to tell is by looking at the nose and chin/jaw. Again, no guarantees! Plenty of cis women with manly faces and cis men with soft features as it is.

It's of course better not to guess, assume, or care at all other than navigating your own sexual preferences.
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Tom Baker - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:12:56 EST ID:mMkCl1Mn No.4799167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799166

>There's no sure way to tell without looking at genitalia.

Well, they could get surgery, which could make it more difficult. So technically, genetics would be the foolproof way. There are people born with vaginas, but they have XY chromosomes. Like something is wrong with their Y chromosome and so they didn't develop into having male reproductive organs while in the womb or something.

(It's called Swyer Sydrome.)
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Blade - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:23:02 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799167
I think OP was asking about a quick glance, not genetic testing lol
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John Bahcall - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:27:18 EST ID:0pXgNhWR No.4799173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MtF - adam's apple
FtM - they'll tell ya
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Eliza Giffingbot - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:28:19 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799173
I notice trans women are real slitty
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Graham Peblingdag - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 19:02:43 EST ID:UTqgOOfU No.4799189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799175

Statistically they're depressed, and I feel as though I can realistically assume having a sex change has something to do with sex, meaning there'd already likely an underlying mental issue given their inability to accept themselves for who they are. I feel like having a sex change operation is more running away from a problem than moving towards a desired goal. Even if you look passable after surgery you'll still be haunted by your memories of who you were, a person that you were presumably unsatisfied with. I can only make assumptions and at times educated guesses about what it's like to have gone through the wish to be the opposite gender. So you're dealing with a person who likely has unhealthy obsessions with their sexuality.
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Kitana - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 19:22:04 EST ID:/SUo6+Xe No.4799199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Back of hands, hands in general, voice, chin/jawline, shoulders, hips if wearing tight clothes and bigger feet.

Females almost always look like female even if they got to male unless they are black. Black people can pull off trans stuff way easier than whites can. Whites have the hardest time. Usually the hands are the biggest give away.
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JTG - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 19:31:48 EST ID:5YOdRvOd No.4799201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Digit ratio is a tried and true method. Note that it only really works on some though. Plenty of people out there with ambiguous digit ratios, but if a girl has a way longer ring finger than index finger you know that something's up.
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DaiMon Bok - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 21:11:44 EST ID:dXxZW0+b No.4799216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799173

This. I went to a trans comedy show once and every single ftm comedian's jokes pretty much solely had to do with themselves being trans.
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Mysticalman Basil - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:23:41 EST ID:MVerNA6w No.4799252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799216
>he went to a trans comedy show
what kind of fucking event is that and why would you want to go there?
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Galactic Boss Reuben - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:37:41 EST ID:HSWvNtL4 No.4799255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799252
People will go to incredible lengths to prove how progressive they are.
>Look at me! I'm watching a trans performer! I'm helping!
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Robert Dicke - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:45:19 EST ID:CO8Bz+0Z No.4799256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799252
to get his dick wet have you ever had your D sucked by a MtF bish?
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Bernhard Schmidt - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 01:12:30 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799255
jfc or maybe some people are capable of having trans friends and want to support them
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Ebenezer Blomblelock - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 01:48:27 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4799262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799258

We were so close to having Thomas the Train friends, but instead we get Trans friends. This is truly the worst reality unless you like super gay succ of dick by effeminate maleI might
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David Bongman - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 02:16:42 EST ID:HWbgFzwW No.4799265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Donald Duckington - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 02:19:02 EST ID:mMkCl1Mn No.4799267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799149

I bet the relief of finally not needing to wait anymore is just so relaxing. You're welcome.
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Expert Jack - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 03:24:57 EST ID:QcT4SK25 No.4799278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799145
I think it's more like
Transjordanian!
Transnistrian!

but Transylvanian...

I think that might actually qualify!

That whole big old transylvania region, it's very trans. Why, the afforementioned Transnistria is in fact thereabouts... there's also Hungarian there, a bunch of polacks who think they're Finngolian. Then there's also Bosnians, and something weird called the Gagauz...and of course we could never forget Fyromia! God, these people are fucked up, ever ran into one? Aside from being so fucking lanky...

Oh yeah, and then there's the Transjordan. You have normal Jordan, and then on the other side of that river you have the Transjordan people who are pretending to be Israelies in a fiendish plot to demographically destroy the jews by exploiting their democracy and using it against them. That's very, very trans, it's also a hot spot for westerners to huddle in into to get on board with the whole intifada thing, to become hip to a whole oppression fiasco, getting all brotherly with muslims, you know what I'm sayin?
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Ebenezer Blomblelock - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 03:46:35 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4799281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799278
>TRANSylvania
>Home of Yozora, the futa vampire guy
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George Hale - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 03:55:35 EST ID:aHvqDA91 No.4799282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799278
poster girls?
as in they posted to instagram whilst in a burka? how the fuck can you tell?
you could put benicio deltoro in a burka and people would think SHE THICC
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Expert Jack - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 06:21:33 EST ID:QcT4SK25 No.4799300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799282
What are you talking about? Why wouldn't they be able to execute infidels like anyone else, say, Jihadi John? And they're are not thicc, they're petite. That should still roughly show even behind a burqa.

And you can put your worries to rest, surely their bodies show quite well in the red hot in fact, infra red ISIS sex tape!
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Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 06:31:11 EST ID:U9D/soU5 No.4799301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They're generally pretty shitty people.
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Bug Catcher James - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 06:48:28 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799216
>I went to a trans comedy show once and every single ftm comedian's jokes pretty much solely had to do with themselves being trans
If you went to a train spotter comedy show chances are every single joke would involve trainspotting somehow I mean what did you expect? They have an audience and their USP is tailored to that audience.
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Riki Fukuda - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 07:29:30 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799303
Yeah, kinda like how they give women shit for talking about their virginas. Well, it's a relatively untapped area of comedy, whereas anything accessible from the male perspective has really been heavily used. Why wouldn't you use it?

Wish we had more openly droogie comedians like Hedberg. Would be interesting. Still waiting to see the first junkie comedian. Think it would be funny because it would also be tragic.
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Riki Fukuda - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:21:18 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799311
If you're trying to claim that the only jokes female comedians make are vagina jokes you're just not correct

But good job writing of half the pop. Bet you're real happy in whatever relationship you may or may not have...
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Dylan Morton - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:25:28 EST ID:9CP2Kicv No.4799314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799311
By "they" do you mean the figments of your imagination that you've created for the purposes of this argument, or do you actually have examples of this phenomenon at work?
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Eliza Dusslelune - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:52:54 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4799322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799319
Aww I was just about to inb4 Amy Schumer. She's even funny at times, but I knew that would be your go-to.
I think Lauren Lapkus is pretty great. There've been some hilarious women on Hollywood Handbook, but I never look up who guests are.
Somehow I get the feeling that you're more looking for some raaaaaaage or whatever, than actual discussion. I guess if that works for you, doing that on an imageboard is within your options.

For the rest of you, any Hollywood Handbook fans? It cracks me the fuck up, I've been listening for a few years now. I miss some episodes and missed a few months but I heard about it when they appeared on some CBB podcast, and I was like "wow that was amazing."
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Legolas - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:58:18 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4799323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799319
Have to agree. There are many traits that aren't traditionally for women but many can adopt quite easily, but women are missing the funny trait. I've never found one female comedian that really made me laugh. And there are 0 female comedians that are anywhere near the level of the greats.
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Riki Fukuda - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:58:25 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799319
It's not as useful a trait for women but it's still desirable. You're just not a very thoughtful guy, guy.
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Tora Ziyal - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:07:46 EST ID:YbB5LRnJ No.4799328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799319
>I forgot this was a liberal paradise of a board
Yes, asking for examples is such a partisan political trait.

You're definitely not self-owning by implying your beliefs and self-image are based entirely around believing anything you hear without asking for details.
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Legolas - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:15:38 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4799330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I accidentally clicked submit before I could finish my thought that there are quite a few funny female actors like that chick from Strangers with Candy and occasionally Amy Poehler but they aren't the kind of comedy genius that can write jokes like Dave Chappelle or Louis CK
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Riki Fukuda - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:35:17 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799330
But they're still funny. The best comedians might still be men. But women can still be very funny
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Eliza Dusslelune - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:36:33 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4799343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
modgods
also chelsea peretti, tig notaro, the garfunkel and oates ladies, whatshername from Love
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Oliver Blellyson - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:48:56 EST ID:y6/Zs4ir No.4799348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799307
>Still waiting to see the first junkie comedian.
Define "junkie." I guarantee there are more than a few comedians using their job to feed their habit, they just don't tap into that well for their material because it's not relatable to most people. And most of the people it is relatable to aren't going to spend money that could go towards getting high to see a comedian.

>>4799323
>I've never found one female comedian that really made me laugh.
Have you looked? In my experience, women can get away with material that's a LOT darker than men.
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MEN's Teioh - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:51:28 EST ID:HqDYIaie No.4799349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799348

Chris farley..hedgeberg .. tons of performers are addicts
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Bernhard Schmidt - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 09:52:13 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow who could have possibly predicted this thread turning into a shit show
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Fuck Smallcocke - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 10:45:44 EST ID:QbOBuO6S No.4799357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799348
they can be edgier or darker but they aren't funnier. there isn't one hot female comedian either.
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Bernhard Schmidt - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 10:52:24 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799357
i disagree but while we're on the topic
>hot male comedians
I got nothing. I guess people thought Dane Cook was hot like 10 years ago but it's a stretch to call him a comedian
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Legolas - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 10:57:30 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4799361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799359
Most people that develop humor do so because they are lacking in other traits. Dane Cook did because he doesn't have a soul.
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JTG - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:51:39 EST ID:5YOdRvOd No.4799402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799361
On point but the trait he developed wasn't humor, it was "brand".
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Engineer Oliver - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:07:26 EST ID:AQrrjFYs No.4799412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799359
I don't find him funny but bill cosby wasn't just a rapist. He wasn't bad looking, maybe not hot shit but he could get ladies before his fame. Chapelle is a monster now, Steve Martin is another. Some good looking ones like Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Colbert, and Jon Stewart have their own ongoing show. Ansari isn't ugly either.

Not trying to suck their dicks, but Schumer and Silverman aren't attractive at all. I think the best is definitely Patrice though
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Stephen King - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:11:20 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799412
How is it not rape to:
  • Claim your endorsement will make them a star
  • Drug them before you've ever had sexual contact before
  • Have sex with them
  • Dump them and not help with their careers
????
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Picnicker Jenny - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:24:19 EST ID:QpzVsffg No.4799420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799414
can't read the word "just"
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Stephen King - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:38:55 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799420
Well hot-damn I sure overlooked that.
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Picnicker Jenny - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:40:43 EST ID:QpzVsffg No.4799428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799426
don't get me wrong, he's a rapist. but he wasn't JUST a rapist.

NV?
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Bug Catcher James - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:41:00 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799412
Ali Wong's pretty cute. She's definitely more attractive than Asa Akira and it's safe to say that a lot of people think Akira's attractive.
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Stephen King - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:45:40 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799428
>NV?
Yes-sir-ee bud.
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Edwin Blatherwell - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:46:53 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4799434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799433
gimme all yer star caps or I'll throw so much dynamite at you it'll wake up every cazador hive in the desert
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Engineer Oliver - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:50:54 EST ID:AQrrjFYs No.4799436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799433
dead money i think is the most fun. which is your favorite?
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:53:47 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799430
yeah, shes's cute. but her comedy sucks its woman shit that really doesnt appeal to men, unless your gay. I like Asa Akira better, shes all kind of used now though.
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Edwin Blatherwell - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:54:56 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4799439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799436
that one is great but my favorite thing to do was start honest hearts and just immediately attack the caravan, murder the white legs, murder talks-too-much or whatever his name was, just kill everyone and every thing in zion valley, discover the map back home and leave.

lonesome road is prob the best imo.
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Bug Catcher James - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:55:35 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799438
>It's not made for me therefore it is bad
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Stephen King - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:57:13 EST ID:WoDUvbc7 No.4799442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799436
I bought it on disk before the addons. -_-
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:59:28 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799441
its not funny to me because I dont understand woman jokes, especially on her baby cobra special. She made a lot of pregnant jokes.. I am no pregnant and I am not woman so I dont understand it. Whats wrong with that.
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Eliza Dusslelune - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:03:28 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4799444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
imagine being this insular >>4799443
I've never been black, that Chappelle fellow, I just don't get it.
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Picnicker Jenny - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:04:53 EST ID:QpzVsffg No.4799447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799444
>implying chapelle only talks about black issues
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:05:59 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799444
That's a dumb way to put it. Black people are for the most part funny. This is about woman comedy not about race comedy. Woman are just not funny, thats like saying Amy Schumer is funny.
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Legolas - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:06:17 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4799449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799443
I've heard someone say that the foundation of comedy is familiarity and I think that's really apt. So you're right. And that's why Louis CK is so great because every man is a creep to a degree and woman can somewhat understand creeps because they've dealt with them. Dave Chapelle taps into the absurdity of race relations. That's what good comedians do, they tap into something that everyone can understand. So making jokes about pregnancy and your vagina kinda makes you a bad comedian or at least a niche comedian that doesn't have acumen to be great. If you can't tap into that familiarity then you're either consciously choosing to be a vagina comedian or you're just not good.
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Legolas - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:07:16 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4799451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799444
See above reply for enlightenment
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:09:48 EST ID:+x8I/EOn No.4799452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799448
Have you noticed that women's comedies today are nothing but poop jokes, fart jokes, queef jokes. and period jokes? It's as if modern women's humor has regressed to that of a 10 year old boy.
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Robert Wilson - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:11:10 EST ID:oNDk6fVl No.4799453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799448
>Woman are just not funny, thats like saying Amy Schumer is funny.
Lmao, this fucking sentence
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Richard Dicks - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:13:28 EST ID:XrbyTmXu No.4799457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799452
>Have you noticed that women's comedies today are nothing but poop jokes, fart jokes, queef jokes. and period jokes?
>nothing but
No.
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:22:26 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799457
Have you seen Amy Schumers black leather stand up. That's exacly how that guy discribe it. Ali Wong is also guilty of this, because I seen both. Chelsea Handler tries to get out of that norm, which I give it credit for, but she's stills ort of bad.
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Eliza Dusslelune - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:25:18 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4799463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799449
I have seen a lot of Chapelle and Louis CK, and honestly they aren't really that funny and they rely on a lot of their own recycled material.
Do I say that this makes them unfunny? No.

I'll just take it in good faith rather than yet another boring baitfest, but there are funny women, just like there are funny men. It's pointless to engage though, because you can start looking at anyone and show how they aren't funny. I guarantee you I could sit stone-faced through anything by Chapelle or Louis CK, and explain to you exactly what they're going for with their humor, how it resembles other stuff they've done and other comedians.

>chelsea peretti, tig notaro, the garfunkel and oates ladies, whatshername from Love
actually both her and her roommate in Love are pretty good. I also really like Kristen Schaal's sense of humor.

It's ok to just admit that you don't like women, on an anonymous imageboard, if that's what you'd like to do.
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:29:21 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799463
You just have bad taste man, and I respect that.
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Eliza Dusslelune - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:34:04 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4799466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799464
I've just seen and heard a lot of comedy my whole life. For 99% of comedians I can easily turn it off and analyze what they're doing and tell you how they aren't funny.
I like Chapelle and Louis CK a decent amount, what I meant is once you start being like "OK Show me how they're funny" then it's an impossible task.

Also, a lot of big names, male or female, all kind of suck. The only person that's given me legit belly laughs in many years is Nathan Fielder, and a few Comedy Bang Bang and Hollywood Handbook episodes. I can think of specifically a CBB with Chelsea Peretti and Harris Wittels.
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:42:18 EST ID:+x8I/EOn No.4799470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799457
Yes.
>>4799460
And it's not just stand up, it's movies too. If it's a comedy and it's primary audience are women, then it's gonna have a lot of those jokes in it.
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Sophie Goodville - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 23:57:50 EST ID:QcT4SK25 No.4799634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799281
That sounds like such baloney.

On the other hand, this transsexual from Transnistria...
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Beau MacMillian - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 00:04:07 EST ID:Ma7U3Ckz No.4799637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They got a slit scar on either side of the pussy where the ball cords went in, if they are post-op
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Violet Churchgrab - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 00:14:17 EST ID:9ZoaiBYE No.4799641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You fucking guys turned this thread into a women are not funny thread. lol most women you guys named are hot and funny.<---period


I guess my perspective is skewed considering I'm a straight male who spent my teens and early 20s partying with women and lots of gays. I'm able to understand exactly why these people are funny given the context of what they are talking about. A lot of people seem mad because they don't understand/relate therefore believe the material is bad
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Magnus Eisenhardt - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 01:42:35 EST ID:2i+4ePAj No.4799669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799641
a female who is trans can pass as female till she whips out a dick bigger than yours!
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Alain Ducasse - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 02:06:25 EST ID:u0AnzDeq No.4799672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799641
The problem with women and minorities is that they don't understand the higher tiers of humour like pic related.
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Alain Ducasse - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 02:08:29 EST ID:u0AnzDeq No.4799673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799672
Forgot pic
nb
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Sophie Goodville - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 02:16:39 EST ID:QcT4SK25 No.4799675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799669
Haha, yeah, just when you got all comfy about society reaching an enlightened state where it's just not cool to wave your dick out or dunk someone in awkwardness like that, all of a sudden there's fucking trannies to not have the same training and leverage their fucking ignorance of proper male behavior and just pounce on you in whatever ways! Did you fail your MCSE certification? Hah, as if that wasn't bad enough, there's probably a tranny around you that is a bigger tech freak than you've ever been crazy enough to hope to be! Have you balked at joining the military? Well, you know that that fuss about all the mental health problems trannies have just wouldn't be complete without PTSD from combat! Have you ended up with testicular cancer from all the chemicals in KFC that's you've been pressured to eat due to being in-over-your-head-busy with commitment to work? Surprise surprise, those big honking tranny balls managed to stay intact unlike yours in spite of the wallops of chemicals they intentionally abuse and assault them with on a tri-daily basis!
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Riccardo Giacconi - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 02:28:12 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4799679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799675

Are you suggesting trannies are superhuman or that they work for less
I'm very confused
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Sophie Goodville - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:28:31 EST ID:QcT4SK25 No.4799737 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799679
Nope, that's what alpha males are, but part of their superhumanity is keeping themselves out of sight and out of mind. Trannies on the other hand are completely shit at that. See, there's guys with ideally sized humongous dicks, massive pelvic muscles to propell them with, and olympic bodies with really solid large hands.

Trannies on the other hand have dicks an inch or two shorter than that, just large enough to brutally outsize the men they inevitably run in to. And hands just grotesque and large enough to turn the surgeons that inevitably have to operate on them into jokes. And just generally an arsenal of features, both bodily and other, to scream at decent men "hahaha, you suck so much, you fail pitifully in contrast to someone who can't be bothered to try one bit!
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Seven of Nine - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:47:21 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799737
Don't agree with everything you say, but I have a feeling that people who aren't able to attract opposite-sex mates, feel intimidated by them or have been shunned by them at a young age are much more likely to "go" gay. (Or more correctly, "queer" in general.) People with kinks often have such a preference due to some sort of weakness or deficiency that necessitates opening up their sexual range to increase chance of sexual activity.

That's just a feeling though. Not even a theory.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:51:46 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799741
It's pretty common for gay dudes to hook up with girls while they're still young and in denial. Nobody "goes" gay unless they're on too many drugs they just are like that from basically the start and just have to come to terms with it.
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Seven of Nine - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 07:18:32 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799743
I'm not sure I agree sexuality is so rigid. I don't mean to say, "Everyone is gay in the right situation," but... well. It sort of is. There's rampant homosexuality in prison, for example. As a male I've had sex with and been romantically involved with more than one "lesbian" because they've been attracted to me and vice-versa.

I think that there is something true about how gender itself is a somewhat fluid concept, and the same with sexuality. In the end we are all people. Sometimes we're attracted to the "right" kinds of things (opposite sex partners) and sometimes the "wrong" ones (same sex partners, children, animals, old people, inanimate objects).

I think really it's not a matter of gay or straight. It's just a "QUEER-O-METER." How queer are you? 0-100? As in, not solely into the "right" kind of sex.
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Stacy Carter - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 07:27:02 EST ID:H9/tdDlm No.4799752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799743

I think there are plenty of people who end up with a mmber of the same sex out of desperation for attention.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 07:30:33 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799752
>>4799749
A hole's a hole but the way a dude smells is never going to turn me on. A trap can look cute as hell but as soon as those pheremones hit your amygdala, unless you're already pretty gay it's going to make your dick flop.
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Seven of Nine - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 07:39:27 EST ID:ee+fN73k No.4799755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799753
...yeah :(

I have jerked off to the thought of other dudes a lot of times in my deeper past and a much smaller number in my more recent but in person it never does anything for me. Tried a couple things and was pretty gay overall, just not that interesting. Kind of a shame, would be cool to feel capable of fucking both.

Nothing smells quite like a woman who's fertile, though. (Anyone else able to smell when a woman is ovulating? It's apparently somewhat common. You know that scent of a woman who is turned on ... but it gets ramped up around the midcycle. Holy fuck, could knock me out. 10/10 drug, would smell again and again.)
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Fred Whipple - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 09:20:44 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799755
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DavidFedgekatch.ost - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 12:43:18 EST ID:F/RZffpw No.4799837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They'll tell you, otherwise it's none of your business.
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Arcturus Shitstain - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 13:34:26 EST ID:HpkPEEI9 No.4799854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799837
I'd want someone would tell me they're not a woman, just pretending to be one. If i go on a date with someone like that and find out it's a he im gonna beat the living shit out of the freak.
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Arcturus Shitstain - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 13:36:25 EST ID:HpkPEEI9 No.4799856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799854
Ok maybe not beat him up but im gonna be pissed and i have every right to be.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 13:47:54 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799856
Do you feel you have the right to be as angry as that if you go on a date with a cis girl and she doesn't sleep with you?
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Carme Ruscalleda - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:00:24 EST ID:8EYWpN3z No.4799869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799861
My thoughts exactly; what is he looking for? Is he expecting something to happen sexually, eventually? At that point, why not just get a decent hooker, wtf?
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:10:01 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799869
I don't think so, it sounds more like he's just deeply insecure about his masculinity and the fear that he might be "tricked" into dating someone that he thinks of as a man is manifesting as the urge for violence.
>I'm not gay! I'll prove it by beating up this person whose dick I can't bring myself to admit I'd like to suck if it didn't make me look weak or degenerate according to the social rules I've internalised!
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Albert Bardway - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:10:49 EST ID:0pXgNhWR No.4799879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799861
>>4799869
not that anon but yes, if i go on a date i expect something happening "romantically", eventually sex
are you seriously saying relationships = hookers? cus that's fucking retarded
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:13:03 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799879
You don't have the right to access anyone's genitals.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:13:41 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799877
>Man wants apple pie
>Gets a lemon pie
> man is upset
>lol you're insecure and gay you just dont know it yet
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Nicholas Mommledon - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:15:01 EST ID:kkVHb73s No.4799884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799856
no you dont
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:15:42 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799883
It's not his pie. He doesn't have to eat the pie but it's pretty fucked up that he thinks it's reasonable to beat someone up for offering him their lemon pie.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:18:12 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799885
It is if he they offered him a pie without telling him its a lemon pie and they knew he was hoping for an apple pie.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:20:30 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799888
It's very easy to tell lemon and apple pie apart before you put them in your mouth. Besides which, he very obviously likes this pie in particular, he finds it attractive, it's giving him an erection. He likes the way it smells. He's gay. The problem is not with the pie.
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Nicholas Mommledon - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:21:14 EST ID:kkVHb73s No.4799892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799888
no it isn't you piece of shit
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:21:42 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799891
Have you never seen a pie before?
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:23:36 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799893
Apple pies have pastry on top and slices of apple in. Lemon pie is more like a thick mousse. They're very easy to tell apart.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:24:32 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799892
Eat shit
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:26:35 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799895
We've already established that you like to have fruits in your mouth, getting angry about it only makes it more obvious.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:28:39 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799894
Anyways, they look the same where im from so you gotta tell someone if you're an apple pie or a lemon pie. Dont withhold that information just because you wana see how far you can get with a person. Show some respect to yourself and others.
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Carme Ruscalleda - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:28:45 EST ID:8EYWpN3z No.4799900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799879
No, I'm saying if you go on a first date or first few dates mainly concerned with sexual intercourse you might as well just satisfy your urges or needs instead of lying to yourself several dates down the line merely to fall for them in limerence.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:30:38 EST ID:MD8cGz1g No.4799902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799897
I like apples, i dont like lemons. Lemons are gross
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:31:59 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799899
I think they probably are less likely to tell people because of violent dickheads like you. If you've got to the point where their genitals are coming in to play, then clearly you like them. You like that pie. You're just so fucked in the head you think it's okay to hurt them for not being the sort of pie that's socially acceptable to your sense of masculinity. You can't beat your own faggotry out of someone else. Grow up.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:32:55 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799902
That lemon is making you salivate and your dick hard. You're only lying to yourself.
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Beau MacMillian - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:34:35 EST ID:Ma7U3Ckz No.4799905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799877
People just don’t like to be deceived. If you have a strictly hetero preference, and someone wastes your time and money by approaching you for a date, knowing full well you are heterosexual, it’s messed up. It really has nothing to do with trans”phobia” or anything like that. It’s about not liking deception, and wanting people to respect your preferences instead of trying to con you into doing something that you just aren’t into.

I wouldn’t assault someone over it but I’d tell them to fuck off, just as I would if someone tried to deceive me under some other dishonest pretense, only to say for example at the end of the date that the whole thing was actually a ploy to get me to listen to their MLM scam and get free shit from me. It really doesn’t matter what the lie is. People don’t want to be bamboozled, it’s disrespectful.

I don’t care what you do with your own genitals, but if you’re involving someone else in it and luring people in romantically under a false pretense, they have every right to be upset.


Not everyone is into dick, and it’s pretty offensive for you to imply that we all secretly do. Even if someone is post-op, I’m just not into that. I really don’t give much of a shit about what other people think about me, but I like what I like and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m sure you’d be offended too, if you’re gay and some drunk bimbo tries to say “nobody is truly gay” and that you’d really love to fuck her deep down and only won’t do it because of some presumed psychological shortcoming.

Just respect other peoples preferences.
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Scott Steiner - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:39:45 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4799906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799905
Our perception of deception is culturally conditioned through social institutions that discourage and punish non-conformity to heterosexuality. Transphobia and homophobia are taught. People don't come out of the womb afraid of their dinner date having a penor. But through school, church, the family, and so on, we develop certain fears in accordance with the way our society disciplines us to approach sex and sexuality.
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Scott Steiner - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:41:05 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4799907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799906
Anyway if I were on a date and it turned out my date was some nasty ass motherfucker or had a penis I would just be like "eh" and blow it off, not text the bitch back, you know? I don't violently murder them. That seems like the wrong response to either situation.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:42:25 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799905
I can't imagine ever actually wanting to punch someone for giving me free pie, even if I didn't particularly like that pie. Seriously, how do you feel that's justified? Claiming it's some sort of morally pure dedication to not being deceived is just transparent BS.
Nobody's luring you into anything. If you're attracted to them, you're attracted to them.
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Albert Bardway - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:50:14 EST ID:0pXgNhWR No.4799910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799882
i wouldn't have a sexless relationship
>>4799900
oh well i agree
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Beau MacMillian - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:50:44 EST ID:Ma7U3Ckz No.4799911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799906
There’s no fear in it for me though, I just don’t get at all excited or horny at the prospect of getting intimate with a penis or fake surgical imitation of a vagina. Just as some people are born gay and without attraction to women, I was born this way too.
I have no problem partying or having some drinks with a trans or any other person, but at the end of the day, I’m not sexually attracted to them and it’s a waste of both our time if they’re thinking “I just gotta show this guy that I’m really cool and he’ll come around”. If that were the case, I would’ve fucked some of my guy pals long ago, but the attraction just isn’t there for many people.

I don’t like Greek salad either, but to say it’s because I’m afraid or angry or trying to prove something, it’s just a silly concept. I’m sure for some people it is about those things and they are just repressing feelings due to societal norms or whatever, but it’s not like gay people are just pretending to be unattracted to women to be nonconformist or something. People just have unique preferences.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:52:01 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799911
Nobody's forcing you to pretend to be attracted to anyone you're not attracted to, this argument was about whether or not you have the right to want to beat someone up for being trans.
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Fred Whipple - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:53:33 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799912
if a trans tricked me and told me he was a man after I made out with him, I beat the shit out of him.. I need full disclosure.
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Carme Ruscalleda - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:53:36 EST ID:8EYWpN3z No.4799914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799905
I think most essentially agree with you, however what if said person whom did not state their socially deemed sex, as a man has to have short hair and a woman long, by nature was too self-conscious or even afraid to come out to the world yet wanted to live a life as such? Shouldn't we try to help & encourage them in order to live an honest life? - Much like any type of drug addict without penalty?

>>4799910
Puppy love is a bitch and can last for years; know what you want is all I'm saying, ya know?
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Beau MacMillian - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:58:13 EST ID:Ma7U3Ckz No.4799915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799909
I don’t like that kind of pie, not even a little. Go ahead and have all you like, glad you like it, but I’ll pass.

I already mentioned that I wouldn’t get violent over it.

One of my best buds is a lesbian. I think she’s super attractive, but I’d never disrespect the seriousness of her sexuality by trying to get with her, or by thinking “all I gotta do is show her I’m a great guy and she’ll drop that superficial preference for women real fast”. Because I understand and respect who she is and don’t think it’s just some trend or anything to that degree.
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Beau MacMillian - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:02:21 EST ID:Ma7U3Ckz No.4799917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4799914
Yeah sure, that sounds like a good idea to me. I’m still not going to sleep with them though, because my sexuality just doesn’t work like that.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:04:21 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799915
>I already mentioned that I wouldn’t get violent over it.
then why did you jump into a conversation about violence over it?
that's dumb as hell.

>>4799913
I doubt that's going to ever be an issue for someone as charming as yourself.
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Bug Catcher Edwin - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:11:34 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4799920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799913
kill yourself my man
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Fred Whipple - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:14:43 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799918
Gay guys have hit on me. I also seen tranny stare at me at bars. So, yeah.. you can choose not to believe it. Because for real though, you need to disclose that shit to a man. You can get piss off all you want but tricking another to make out with you its fucked.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:17:20 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799921
Maybe you shouldn't spend so much time in gay bars.
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Fred Whipple - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:21:12 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4799924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799923
nah, they are straight bars. and they happen to show up. I dont control where people can go, it doesn bother and quite frankly I am flatter, but when they start drinking its like all shame goes out the window.
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Wesley Crusher - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:24:53 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4799926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799924
Yeah to be honest I'm not so sure about the ethics of making out with someone when you know they'd have a visceral negative reaction to finding out you're not who they think you are. But that applies to a hell of a lot of things.
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Carme Ruscalleda - Fri, 09 Nov 2018 15:27:34 EST ID:8EYWpN3z No.4799927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799913
And hair name would be.. L O L A
Just like cherry cola

>>4799915
I'm sorry; the beginning sounded like a Dr.Seus book, so I made this:

No I would not eat that pie
I could not-would not eat such dreased as a spi
Not if it were dry
Not if it were nigh
Not even if I were to die
I am a really het-er-o guy

So if I layed with them for a quick buy..
I would beat them up, cry and sigh -
I would grab my gun and wonder; who should die?
I would think and ponder and wonder why?
Was it purposeful, was it deliberate; What reason did thy?

Come to find it was all a social, prideful, internal lie
The sham which mattered not that was the spi as a pie
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Erik Lehnsherr - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 01:11:55 EST ID:LwXI9z6l No.4800035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799924
it's funny because this is a lot of straight women's experience, yanno?
I think it's a shame that guy up the thread started an actually somewhat interesting convo about the ethics of disclosure with talk about violence, even though he backed up on it real quick.
Like you think about how it's sort of "known" that some guys just sneak a drug into a girl's drink and end up raping her, that's just a thing, and like she should totally just have watched her drink more carefully? some bullshit like that
but then you think about a heterosexual dude's reaction to having that happen to him and he would blow shit up. I don't exactly know how that relates.

I personally think if it's not the right choice by ethics, it's the right choice at least by wisdom, to disclose that you're trans to someone who you aren't sure is okay with that, early on. I mean, if they're okay with it they're going to be okay with it, and if they aren't you're just setting up for a (potentially dangerous) negative reaction.
This seems like common sense, and in the few times it came up in my slutty 20s, they came out with it early in conversation.
Now I'm trying to think of what my reaction would be if it hadn't been obvious/they hadn't mentioned. Well, nowhere near violence but yeah that would be a little fucked up I think. It's obviously a culturally sensitive point and pretending it's not doesn't magically make it not.
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Walter Biffingstone - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 01:19:19 EST ID:fg6+Cepy No.4800037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4800035
okay think about it this way: what's more fucked up? Trans folks not disclosing that fact in light of them being assaulted and murdered for merely existing, or some straight dude being "duped" into pursuing them in the first place?

It's pretty clear cut, not ethically complicated at all
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Cervantes de León - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 02:27:47 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4800048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ask yourself if they look like this
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Daniel Boulud - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 03:09:38 EST ID:5KZNqXbL No.4800061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4800037
I think you missed the point he was trying to make. Someone who isn't ok with trans are more likely to get angry if they don't know until they're about to have sex, than if they're told up front, and the person would most likely be alone in that case
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Skier Cedric - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 04:16:48 EST ID:+YN3at90 No.4800073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4800048
It loojs lije even a simple movement like opening your mouth is super tiring for chrischan.

Fucking fat slob
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Crush Girl Fanny - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 04:19:59 EST ID:O8JDCAL1 No.4800074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't. I've caught several people now bragging about how they can always tell who's trans who didn't clock me at all.
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Lillian Brangerforth - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 09:37:08 EST ID:1L8XXaI9 No.4800112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My gaydar is correct 97.8% of the time. People think im gay and insecure but honestly i think im a new type. In order to adapt to live amongst the gays, my human body has evolved with heightened mental awareness. I am capable of empathically detecting other cis males and females and i'm sensitive to the hostile prodding intention of the gays.
Dont believe me? look it up.
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 12:19:50 EST ID:IBqy+5eW No.4800166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4799915
man if a tranny ever gave me an excuse to get violent...
like that one subway video
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Jeff Monson - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 15:05:04 EST ID:3NFXDnuo No.4800263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4800166
Sandwich or choo-choo?


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