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GAVLEBOCKEN by Nicole Brennan - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 09:57:37 EST ID:eswGUriS No.4810569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The goat is up! They're currently streaming the opening ceremony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZUJq6nYTLY

Who thinks it will burn? Who thinks it will survive?
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Nicole Brennan - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:03:16 EST ID:eswGUriS No.4810570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Personally? I hope he lives. Let the goat be! But as a gambler, smart money is on burning the fucking goat
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Evan Tanner - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:13:01 EST ID:1RJIDQzc No.4810571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
AW FUCK YEAH
BURN IT NOW!!!
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François Massialot - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:15:12 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4810574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If the goat burns or does not burn, I will not enjoy it any more or less. Just enjoy the suspense.
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François Massialot - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:20:15 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4810575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Naomi Hunter - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:29:53 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4810580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is legitimately my favorite Christmas tradition
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Poké Kid Phyllis - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:44:43 EST ID:li968klp No.4810583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the choppy 24/7 livestream is here http://www.visitgavle.se/sv/gavlebocken

let no goat go unburned
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François Massialot - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:16:25 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4810597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810583
>let no goat go unburned
Well, come on, that's a bit much.
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Ayako Hamada - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:24:53 EST ID:iYiDnRvP No.4810602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
FUCK YEAR MY BODY IS READY
BURN THE FUCKING GOAT

>>4810580
This is legitimately my favorite tradition, period.
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François Massialot - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:31:15 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4810604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does anyone else forget this happens every year

and then only remember every time the thread is posted every year
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Tyler Florence - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 12:05:00 EST ID:09uk/Oom No.4810626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810604
God save The Goat!


God of Fire I mean.
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Smoke Moar - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 12:11:06 EST ID:6Gd/VMVb No.4810629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have some money saved up. I could get a plane ticket and go burn the goat. Anyone think it's a good idea?
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Prosper Montagné - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 12:22:32 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4810633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
all i gotta say is 🔥🔥🔥🐐🔥🔥🔥 🇸🇪 2018.
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Randy Bobandy - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 13:24:51 EST ID:XXz0D2PM No.4810653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810629

Yep. We can't rely on the Swedes getting their heads out their asses.

Just. Do. It.
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Cooltrainer Augustus - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 13:46:49 EST ID:qfOaswoj No.4810655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810629
you'll never get to it
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Father Vito Cornelius - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 13:53:07 EST ID:rgRNVpYH No.4810658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wouldn't it be radical if, like, a goat burned the goat?
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Ayako Hamada - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 14:12:51 EST ID:iYiDnRvP No.4810670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810626
I'd update that myself if I weren't terrible with computer. And didn't have a shitty memory. Was it just last year that there was a smaller goat, and the big and little ones both got destroyed somehow? I think one got demolished and one burned, but I can't remember. See, this is why someone needs to update the timeline!

>>4810629
Are you the same guy who asked last year? IDK if one guy alone can pull this off, I say you wait until at least one more person can help you. The important thing is finding a badass way to pull it off. At the very least show some 420chan spirit and dress as either TCC-Tan or like a wrestler.
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Jean-Luc Picard - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 15:05:29 EST ID:H4umuYk6 No.4810687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maybe?
If it can carry enough length it can hover far enough above to go unnoticed before its too late.
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Nicole Brennan - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 15:07:52 EST ID:eswGUriS No.4810688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810670
>Was it just last year that there was a smaller goat
There's the big gavlebocken, and then there's the natural history society's bocken. Or something like that.
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Lucien Olivier - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 15:56:16 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4810699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810670

So burn the goat, while butt ass naked in the snow. Burning the goat may be a survival mechanism in that case.
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Castle Valet Matilda - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 16:17:09 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4810708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810626
>an american tourist sets the goat aflame thinking it a legal local tradition, and is fined with jail time
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JohnSorrywater.bmp - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 16:36:27 EST ID:jQCyu8bG No.4810734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every year I think about this happening in the US. Then I think about moving to a nordic country.
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Castle Valet Matilda - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:10:44 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4810760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810734
But you have burning man. Sometimes with a real burning man)))
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Walter Crenningridge - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 17:31:40 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4811252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ARISE GOAT, ARISE.
GOAT ARISE, ARISE GOAT.

I have brought this Gavlebocken back to the fore that it may push the furfag thread from the first of page. Happy holiday.
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CharlotteClaywater.ppt - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 17:39:17 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4811255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So we taking bets this year?
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Pipe Huffingmoar - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 20:56:18 EST ID:li968klp No.4811384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810597
the non-wooden ones can get blazed instead
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Lore - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 00:47:21 EST ID:Q1Opb6XM No.4811451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lol they gonna need razor wire and fences with all those roving migrants
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Jill Valentine - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 01:09:31 EST ID:/oL//gqJ No.4811457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810604

Yes.

I forget every time.

Must be all that dank marijuana am I right guys hahahahahaha
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BarnabyPockgold.asc - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 03:26:03 EST ID:/uHhu4xK No.4811479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I really hope that this year the goat will either burn or not burn
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Marius Zaromskis - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 03:26:45 EST ID:dfEiG+xG No.4811480 Report Quick Reply
It is a bad omen if the goat does not burn. It means a disastrous year ahead. The goat must burn.
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Lady William - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 03:40:26 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4811483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811457
Oh man, hahahahahha, ziiiiing!! XDXDXDXD
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Kazuo Misaki - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 03:45:24 EST ID:ZOVBmxxQ No.4811487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811255
Half of the goat will sag over a period of days after a previously thought of unsuccessful acid attack proves to be super effective!!

I got five on it
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Dongi Yang - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 05:39:30 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4811507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811480
Cite your ancient fertility ritual references, show your sigilwork, and document how extensive and in what time-frame your research has been conducted.
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Angus Bopperfield - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 10:03:23 EST ID:kayGA01L No.4811555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did it ever fucking burn?
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Bobo Brazil - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 10:24:07 EST ID:1L8XXaI9 No.4811560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811555
Yeah and it was glorious. I dont think it burned last year but i do think it burned the year before.
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Bernard Loiseau - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 11:32:21 EST ID:gvweiyiL No.4811582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811555
It has been burned like two dozen times or something over the decades. It has become a sort of anti-tradition.
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K'Ehleyr - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 11:46:35 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4811590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811555
Some dudes try to burn it, but the cops were keeping a close eye on it so it didnt happen. hopefully this year it burns.
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Sarah Morrison - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 11:53:40 EST ID:JtfmGntQ No.4811591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811560
only fat neckbeards use the term glorious
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William Huggins - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:07:44 EST ID:7lcQJWwM No.4811598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811591
Only fat neckbeards label people who use certain adjectives.
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K'Ehleyr - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:08:39 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4811599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811591
>>4811598
get a room you two.
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Sarah Morrison - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:20:49 EST ID:JtfmGntQ No.4811606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811598
you know it's true though. Spergs talk like they're reading a 19th century novel.
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Winstrate Basil - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:23:48 EST ID:67aPxIRh No.4811607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811606
Sounds like you're just projecting your insecurities about your small vocabulary
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Henry Hill - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:37:14 EST ID:FcAqaxgo No.4811654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzZVQ2N3GS4
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Thiago Silva - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:52:26 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4811669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Pipe Huffingmoar - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:56:56 EST ID:li968klp No.4811674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811669
ftfy
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K'Ehleyr - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:05:12 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4811679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811674
doing gods work Pipe Huffingmoar.
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Thiago Silva - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:19:57 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4811687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811674
huehuehue
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Player Dos - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 15:06:09 EST ID:oMuhciE/ No.4811731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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( >>4811674 )

Too much?
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SidneyBremmershit.exe - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 15:51:19 EST ID:H4umuYk6 No.4811764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811687
That gif needed some more work.
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Billy Penishands - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 19:25:15 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4811869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So whats up with this stealth sticky shit? I didnt even notice until yesterday
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Billy Penishands - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 19:27:46 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4811870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811869
Nvm I am retarded and stoned
I thought this didnt get the lil paperclip but my brain is applesauce
Q'plA!
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Alan Balls - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 19:30:00 EST ID:s2ERwoxO No.4811871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Release the goat with cleansing fire.
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Gamera - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 19:52:38 EST ID:BPSjoa0U No.4811878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I monitor this every year
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Arena Tycoon Alice - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 20:11:25 EST ID:RPETayUo No.4811887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811878
I've never seen such a fucked up thumbnail in my life.
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Yokozuna - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 20:32:41 EST ID:yMxcDeLx No.4811888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811871

Hail Satan!
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Caroline Pevingshaw - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:08:56 EST ID:h05IuAnH No.4811896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811888
I really hate that goats have become associated with Satan. I love goats and you should too. and you should also love Jesus Sheep otoh are annoying fucking idiots. I dislike sheep but goats are awesome animals. They're just silly and really funny and great to be around. Man I want to have a pet goat someday.
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Fritz Lang - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:37:45 EST ID:7HG63G8O No.4811903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811896
They need to be associated with food because the more adorable something is directly correlates how tasty they are
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Waiter Edward - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:38:06 EST ID:xrmgVrWA No.4811904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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The Jackyl - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:52:53 EST ID:o8W3puh/ No.4811910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811896
I saw a guy wearing a SATAN SUCKS t-shirt yesterday and I just about slapped him. Just because you can say that at your cult meetings doesn't mean it's okay to deride others' deities in public. Fucking christfags thinking they're the only ones with rights.
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Jean Bardet - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:57:09 EST ID:qUwlELnJ No.4811911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER!!!
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Fritz Lang - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 21:58:28 EST ID:7HG63G8O No.4811912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4811910
Aren't satanists supposed to be individualists? Quit worshiping idols you fag
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Reaver - Tue, 04 Dec 2018 22:38:28 EST ID:Hvu/wgrA No.4811929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811910
i'm a dude and i wear this shirt with the sleeves cut off in the summer, does that dull your edge a bit?
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Alex Fickleshits - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 10:07:07 EST ID:dfEiG+xG No.4812103 Report Quick Reply
>>4811904

Going by that pattern....I may have been wrong about the goat burning being a good omen. It seems like every year it burns, there is a horrific tragedy that rocks humanity.
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Feeble Bongrip - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 15:40:46 EST ID:nLN/Gq6F No.4812240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812103
Horrific calamities are so commonplace now that they’re not even shocking anymore.
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Dr. Hank McCoy - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 16:18:16 EST ID:0woHitwP No.4812256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's going to burn.
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Expert Martha - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 18:30:26 EST ID:li968klp No.4812288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4811731
It's beautiful
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Javier Vazquez - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 20:29:19 EST ID:cxpilczL No.4812334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812240

>now

never took a history class lol? human nature is evil
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Bruce Leroy - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 22:11:38 EST ID:sW1tkOFg No.4812373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810626
Wait you're not actually supposed go burn it? I thought that was the tradition?
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Martha Turveyridge - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 23:42:33 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4812415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812373
the people who protect the goat are supposed to protect it. the people who try to burn the goat are supposed to try to burn it. it's like how milhouse is not a meme, but "milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.
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Isabella Buddlestone - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 00:25:00 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4812430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4812415
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Kaebora Gaepora - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 10:22:38 EST ID:kxQGm19+ No.4812547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812373
It's an illegal tradition, so you'll be arrested if caught.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 11:01:16 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4812561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812547

Anything is legal unless you get caught.
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Livington Fuckwiggle - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 11:17:19 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4812567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812561
That's stupid.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 11:31:23 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4812575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812567

What you say is what you are. If you say it back to me, you're a hairy chimpanzee ...
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Martha Turveyridge - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 12:33:03 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4812610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812575
I'm rubber and you're glue and together we make the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:03:18 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4812628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812610

Do you want to fuck some time ?
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Martha Turveyridge - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 14:39:50 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4812649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812628
Yes but I'm terrified of people so you'll probably just have to rape me, like that nirvana song.
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Johannes Kepler - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 17:53:01 EST ID:6Gd/VMVb No.4812704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812649

Defective 7?
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Ronaldo McCornCunt - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 22:20:06 EST ID:GCv0YkH/ No.4812897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810569
the fucking goat again? am i in a fucking time loop?
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Ricco Rodriguez - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 22:24:55 EST ID:/ngiDiNa No.4812899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4812897
Naw dude you're high and this post is stickied.
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Ted Allen - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 23:43:59 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.4812923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4812899
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George Herbig - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 23:51:52 EST ID:xrmgVrWA No.4812925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812897
Thats sort of how traditions work.
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Angus Gummerbanks - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 05:57:04 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4813014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810569

Pretty sure this is a repost thread from last year. Reported
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Cue Ball Jack - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 11:50:01 EST ID:JytxNrnJ No.4813113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4812923
imagine being a grown man, working hard all your life

and then your masters force you do walk around on your hind legs barking in rhythm for a bunch of unredeemable retards to laugh at you
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Ridley - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:08:45 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goat burns this year because of widespread populist resentment throughout Europe. The Europeans just want to watch the world burn.
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AngusBlackstock.pif - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:42:25 EST ID:PgwYLuUJ No.4813225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813196
haha projecting much?

it's just a goat bro
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Ridley - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:45:22 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813225
The Europeans don't know that.
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Caroline Murddale - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 17:33:42 EST ID:PRncMimP No.4813311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813196
If anything, it's the opposite. The goat only survives in times of great trouble and strife.

If everyone's got something better to do than burn this goat, it's a very bad sign.
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Polly Pickfoot - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 21:36:50 EST ID:ScQ2qEMp No.4813425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813311
Maybe they should set up a goat in Paris
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EmmaBondlemeck.icm - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 00:26:43 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4813467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813425
100% chance of being set on fire but also sprayed with manure first
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Zoila Frausto - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 01:05:48 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4813484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813467
I didn't get the reference so I looked it up. Omg that's amazing. Viva la France. I've got so much respect for them now. I know they've got a long history of not taking shit and it's only really recently that they've gotten their weak reputation, but it's still surprising to see so many countries fucking their people up with austerity measures, corruption and other fucked up shit, but France and Brazil are the only big ones I can think of that are at least trying to do something about it.
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 01:29:52 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813484
Brazil is doing so much about austerity that they elected a dude who wants to further erode the tatters of the Brazilian welfare state.

If you cut Medicare or Social Security in the US though, I guarantee the elderly would be committing mass shootings.
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MollySunningware.xlt - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 01:35:33 EST ID:aJ0R1y8z No.4813491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The deadest thread in the game.
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Sophie Tillingham - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 04:28:09 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4813522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813491
life ain't no game baby

this shit is serious business, we be playing in the big leagues boy-o it's time to put down the action figures and pick up yer dick
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Arcturus Shitstain - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 06:15:26 EST ID:PgwYLuUJ No.4813541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813489
>elderly would be committing mass shootings.
Lol they don't have the delts for it. Guns are heavy.
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Ian Wamblepud - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 07:48:10 EST ID:kJxmV+gS No.4813553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813541
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Arcturus Shitstain - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 08:56:14 EST ID:PgwYLuUJ No.4813556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813553
Thug life
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IanBlubberstock.cpl - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 10:19:03 EST ID:fU/y0bxA No.4813568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813541
ironically the eldery handle guns better than other ages
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Mega Man - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 12:07:16 EST ID:R0MR5iPC No.4813595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813568
not when you account for blacks.
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Derek Dickington - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 12:53:59 EST ID:L/i2NmI9 No.4813620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813595

Lmao. Refreshing to see a post like this here these days. God speed getting your comments deleted bro. This website has become really totalitarian
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Alex Kidd - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 13:44:32 EST ID:Cw4z/IVP No.4813660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813623
Oh shut up
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Annie Cannon - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 13:44:49 EST ID:fmn49nWR No.4813661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813620
lmao nothing as refreshing as stupid racism amirite guise
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SamuelGezzlestid.wsz - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 13:47:19 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4813663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813661
Racist jokes are pretty funny bro, don't take everything so serious
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:04:03 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813663
>it's okay guys, when he says hitler did nothing wrong gas the jovial jews 14/88, he's just being ironic, it's just a joke guys, why are you getting so mad? my ideas and words have no material consequences and there is no way i could possibly be construed as supporting genocide and white supremacy by repeating jokes i found on white supremacist web pages to my online buddies that i met on white supremacist web pages

t. you
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:20:20 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4813676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813668
What if someone unironically told u, u were gay?

Does it count if the goat burns after Christmas?. Technically they would still be burning it down but it just doesn't feel right.
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:22:40 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813676
I'm gay as fuck unironically. I'd slob a knob all night long.
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SamuelGezzlestid.wsz - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:34:57 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4813691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813668
is this "t." a 4chin thing. What does it mean
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Annie Cannon - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:53:10 EST ID:fmn49nWR No.4813695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813676
Back in twenty-0 aught-fifteen the goat burned after chrimbus
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:55:23 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4813697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813695
yeah it's happened a couple times. No one's saying it's physically impossible o burn the goat after Christmas. I'm just asking whether it "counts"

nb (no bump)
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Lysia Arlin - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 15:43:04 EST ID:li968klp No.4813717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813697
Counts as a half
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Annie Cannon - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:03:05 EST ID:fmn49nWR No.4813728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813697
>nb
>pinned thread
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:30:21 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4813743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813691
i gleaned it from KC who gleaned it from some shitty finnish web board no one gives a shit about. it means "regards" and is used to sign off a message similar to "sincerely, <name>". i hope this informations is useful to you.
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EmmaBondlemeck.icm - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:46:21 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4813754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813743
So this place has a bunch of KC refugees? That would explain things.
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EmmaBondlemeck.icm - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 17:31:16 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4813771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813756
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EmmaBondlemeck.icm - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 17:32:47 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4813774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813771
I should probably point out that on this board latex guy was starting to edge into this territory.

Anyway, I think it will burn this year.
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Sophie Tillingham - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 17:37:21 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4813778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813756
lol it's that lil guy who was hating on women in the other thread


we have a mininum posting age here my boyo
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EMH MARK 2 - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 18:32:56 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4813801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813798
you cant imagine what he can imagine so how would you know
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Pierre de Lune - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 19:28:52 EST ID:laMBDCNW No.4813830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813798
Yeah people who've never actually been outside and seen real women tend to hate them
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Pierre de Lune - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 19:35:12 EST ID:laMBDCNW No.4813834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813833
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William Clapperton - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 19:40:41 EST ID:/gjIxNL1 No.4813836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813833
6/10
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Albert Duckstone - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 20:02:00 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4813844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813833
I lol'd
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Simon Gemblemit - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 21:12:41 EST ID:ndV4CXbU No.4813867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813833
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Commander Morag - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 23:21:35 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4813893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813888

Only strawgoat is true.
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Keldar - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 23:30:03 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4813895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813886
It's funny. I didn't start hating women until I slept with a bunch. To each their own

>>4813717
thanks for being a straight shooter fella

once again nb, (nobump)
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Mike Kyle - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 00:07:48 EST ID:dfEiG+xG No.4813904 Report Quick Reply
>>4813895

>nb in a stickied thread

Motherfucker what are you even doing?
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Albert Duckstone - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 00:51:04 EST ID:aL9D7HZf No.4813913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813886
You're a good troll. Be careful though, it's pretty easy to get banned even when it's just silly innocuous replybait. I only warn you because I appreciate your work.
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Eddie Sanchez - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 01:29:00 EST ID:aJ0R1y8z No.4813946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813915
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Allan Sandage - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 01:54:47 EST ID:H4umuYk6 No.4813953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4813946
This webm of a ninja dog takes up less space than your image.
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Sophie Brisslepere - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 04:10:29 EST ID:S/A/2z7Z No.4814001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4813953


WOW AREN'T YOU SO FOOKIN SPECIL M8?? WEBM SOCKS
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ReubenBlebberbet.ani - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 08:18:39 EST ID:Ujb7NZTF No.4814051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814001
Dang bro smoke moar
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Nell Chezzletick - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 10:09:44 EST ID:Ws/iky5n No.4814071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814001
he's right though, the ninja doggo is much cooler than yoru images
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Archibald Limpdicking - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 10:29:36 EST ID:PgwYLuUJ No.4814073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814071
I like the cheeky bark at the end
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Jean-Baptiste Troisgros - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 12:12:16 EST ID:wZBiaVx2 No.4814096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>walking to train station with a friend
>drunk 17 year old girl approaches us shouting incomprehensible stuff
>she is in the homeless/junkie/criminal outfit starter kit for my city
>asks innocuous question about if we were the people she had just seen
>i say no and continue to walk, notice she is following, tell her to stop following
>she begins shouting "YOU ARE SO RUDE LOOKING DOWN YOUR NOSE AT ME BLABLABLA" and goes to make a fast move in my peripheral
>i turn around, she stops with that look in her eye like she knows she will get fucked up
>waits for us to walk 15m and begins shouting again and is on the phone to someone about getting us fucked up
>follows us again
>we walk faster round a bend and split ways at the station
>she came down to the platform, went onto the tracks, whilst shouting about how shes gonna kill us when she finds us
>i could hear her from about 300m away
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Keldar - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 12:29:45 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4814105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814096
you uh... in the right thread friendo?
nb
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Master Blaster - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 18:39:17 EST ID:oWmZQqcY No.4814186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Omg guize.
https://youtu.be/vnB0gLitREU
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Kindler Hugh - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:10:35 EST ID:PN/7R0Q9 No.4814198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814186
dont click,spam
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Ulala - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 23:02:55 EST ID:toDJuz4k No.4814251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814198
You're spam.
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Ulala - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 23:37:40 EST ID:toDJuz4k No.4814265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814251
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JamesCockleput.lab - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:37:10 EST ID:uKz/pjwl No.4814279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814265
you look like someone i know except on a different axis
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Joseph von Fraunhofer - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:59:12 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4814287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814265
so drugs in the mouth selfies are the new popped collars shirt with flat billed hat(sticker on)

at least douches throughout the ages make themselves easily identifiable eh?
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Rachael Ray - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 01:54:25 EST ID:H4umuYk6 No.4814291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814287
For all we know those could be pez / fishermans friends / whatever though.
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Joseph von Fraunhofer - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 02:38:09 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4814296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814291
even if that's what it is drugs are still the implication

also
>SNOWSTORM GUYS VISIBILITY AROUND THE GOAT IS LOW AT BEST GET THE FUCK IN THERE WHILE THEY CAN'T SEE YOU AND BUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN IT
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Rokusaburo Michiba - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 05:48:06 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4814319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814291

These are good if you go down on a girl pop one in ya mouth homie, they love the tingle
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Ernest Nicklewell - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:15:51 EST ID:4ZbJYSp6 No.4814360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814319
Icy hot on the tongue works better
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Nathaniel Giddlehall - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:17:09 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4814361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814360
put on your balls for maximum sensation.
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Tony Soprano - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 14:03:43 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4814410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814361
icy hot on tongue, balls in mouth
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Friedrich Bessel - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 20:11:52 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4814549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814410
Icy hot on tongue, bengay on balls, balls in mouth
Thank you, thank you
Why your girl got balls tho
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Cyril Devingmag - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 00:45:40 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4814615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814549

Vick's Vaporub on butthole
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Jamie Keyes - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 00:50:15 EST ID:H4umuYk6 No.4814618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814615
Vaporub on butthole, chili on dick?
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Robert Wilson - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 06:47:58 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4814685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814618

I like your style
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Abe - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 11:56:24 EST ID:BT4Q0YXp No.4814744 Report Quick Reply
>>4814618
Pussy through chest?
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Friedrich Bessel - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:33:04 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4814784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814744
CRITICAL THINKING
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CharlotteChammleford.xml - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:43:29 EST ID:HcF+aR1S No.4814790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814685
Rub bengay on your balls
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Diamond O'Queef - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:58:33 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4814799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814790
only if you say bennohomo first
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Poké Kid Caroline - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:51:39 EST ID:T0nKFd6G No.4814812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4814790
been gay? more like IS gay
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Friedrich Bessel - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:19:19 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4814817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Needs more goats
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Ebenezer Nickleshit - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 20:05:49 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.4814914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4814296
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John Riccioli - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:50:53 EST ID:gj65nyNW No.4815130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810670
Why yes officer I wanted to- No. N

"I didn't know I couldn't do that."
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John Bahcall - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:48:17 EST ID:f3tXHFXr No.4815433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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John Bahcall - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 00:20:45 EST ID:f3tXHFXr No.4815443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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NathanielTootville.sit - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 00:23:16 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4815445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815443
Are you twelve?
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John Bahcall - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 00:24:57 EST ID:f3tXHFXr No.4815446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4815445
>>4815444
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NathanielTootville.sit - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 00:50:44 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4815462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815446
No one cares, this board is slower than 4skin. Go back there and be retarded
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Larry Sweeney - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 05:55:29 EST ID:1g3WZCvo No.4815520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815446

>Literally cannot stop sucking dicks
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John Shepard - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 06:44:30 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4815529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815446

saved lol nice one bro, ignore the dickheads here.
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Norton Mapes - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 07:43:53 EST ID:L6ytDlYn No.4815541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815446
Couldn't see my partners Nathanial and Larry giving you a hard time without joining in on the fun.

Please fuck off.
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Obi-wan Kenobi - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 08:46:34 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4815567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815520
What was this a catplanet for on btube? I cant remember
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Obi-wan Kenobi - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 08:57:50 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4815574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815567
kek
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Hugh Bommlelirk - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:03:27 EST ID:2KR7dY2U No.4815657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815574
Get out.
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Seong Mi-na - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:21:05 EST ID:Fy9/O3Nw No.4815667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815574
fuck off
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John Shepard - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:50:29 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4815685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815667

kek
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Obi-wan Kenobi - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:05:13 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4815743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815667
clueless idiots, read my posts and figure out what I was doing
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:05:21 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4815744 Report Quick Reply
>>4815743
MMOs are mediocre games, they just figure out what I can see how it turned out to still be subscribed, but I don't remember.
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Cyborg Santos - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:08:49 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4815749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815743
you were struggling to stop sucking dicks i believe
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Agent 47 - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 17:07:46 EST ID:HcF+aR1S No.4815846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815744
Wisdom
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Rebi - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 20:42:22 EST ID:yUlJAcEl No.4815957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4815744

MMOs are pretty weak.
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Johnny Grunge - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 02:17:08 EST ID:/FKER818 No.4816073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4815744
You speak the truth. The decision-tree for a PvE ecounter in an mmo is actually absurdly simple compared to many RTS and even FPS, even if we discount the actions which are obvious mistakes (spend all money on military w/o economy, shoot at dirt instead of enemy etc)
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Johnny Grunge - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 02:25:40 EST ID:/FKER818 No.4816078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816073
My favorite FPS mistake is when new players of Halo:Reach try to sprint into the enemy and punch them but actually get dick-kicked by a nine-foot space lizard and die instantly. It is good physical comedy.
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Johnny Grunge - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 02:30:03 EST ID:/FKER818 No.4816081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816078
I wanna give a quick shout-out to game devs who's characters respond dynamically to the player instead of falling like wheat before a scythe. You make the best toys.
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Sam & Max - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 06:14:10 EST ID:6B7L1/1j No.4816121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816081
The hell are you talking about?
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Montgomery Scott - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 07:34:24 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4816137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816121
He wants to give a quick shout-out to game developers who is characters respond dynamically. I don't know why he doesn't just give them a shout-out instead of saying that he wants to. It wouldn't take any more effort.
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Kazooie - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 08:40:23 EST ID:XvQi/EkP No.4816145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816137

It would in fact take less effort. They really seem hung up on the idea of people recognizing them for giving shout outs. Is it really the devs that you think are important, or is it your self image? How was your relationship with your mother growing up?
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Fuck Benkinpodging - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:24:57 EST ID:1AycKtzJ No.4816193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Currently, in Iceland, the goat has 24/7 security personel because it has been set on fire every year for a while now.
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Seth Cohen - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:47:36 EST ID:e16MiWy/ No.4816200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4810569
why does no one suicide-drone it?
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Esther Bladdlekon - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:52:57 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4816203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816200
Good idea

Use this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOZV7ugBas
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Seth Cohen - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 13:26:25 EST ID:e16MiWy/ No.4816214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816203
YESYEYSYES
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Chri - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 15:12:38 EST ID:WM6fcs5P No.4816246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816203

Would it be legal/doable if we put a bounty on the goat?

Like, I guess not through kickstarter but there should be a way
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Montgomery Scott - Fri, 14 Dec 2018 15:34:10 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4816249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816246
Assassination market style. You put up a website with a betting pool, cash in a sort of escrow. Allow users to place bets on how and when the goat will go up. The most accurate "guess" wins the pool (the bounty).
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Erik Watts - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 01:08:57 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4816374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816246
40 charons on Christmas day
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Hex Maniac Jack - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 05:13:25 EST ID:WM6fcs5P No.4816430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816249

I'd put 50 euro's down to see a good quality video of the goat going up.

I think if 20 people chip in it will be worth it
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Anders Angstrom - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 05:31:28 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4816431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816430
they already have giant betting rings running out of the UK
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Jemima Feltsborough - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 08:32:49 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4816452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816431
no they don't
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Gul Dukat - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 09:03:25 EST ID:SwRkyFcU No.4816457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816452

You have to be in the know to know, you know? Haha clearly fucking not. Lmao retard!!!
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Galactic Boss William - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 21:31:20 EST ID:eswGUriS No.4816709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816452
Bookies in london have been taking bets on the gavlebocken since the 80s. Google it, fucker.
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Liv Tyler - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 23:13:14 EST ID:ixj1ip89 No.4816728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816709
huh... probably behind a few of the fires then... we must get INTERPOL on this.
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Samantha Meatflap - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 23:47:07 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4816750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4816728
Its out of his jurisdiction
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Tara Maclay - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 04:49:27 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4816837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816452
lmao it's not even a secret dog

it's an easily looked up lil fact but you just had to pretend to be smarter than everyone
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Ebenezer Harringwater - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 06:01:58 EST ID:z191ROjF No.4816848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4816837
did someone say "secret dog"
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Mileena - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 09:18:49 EST ID:or/IAN07 No.4816866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4816848
Ne1 do D in here? N with like ur marijuana and Nintendo Switch?
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Samantha Meatflap - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 11:04:39 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4816882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4816848
This post made my morning
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Lt. Maxwell Burke - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 11:42:13 EST ID:WM6fcs5P No.4816894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
According to their twitter, an unsuccessful attempt was made 6 hours ago on the smaller goat!

The game has started!
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Sailor John - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 12:25:17 EST ID:6Gd/VMVb No.4816899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816894

These people fucking suck. I could burn that fuckin' goat like it was nobody's business, but since I live too far away and that's never gonna happen, I'll tell you how.

Slingshot. You fire a flaming, gasoline-soaked, spongy substance, such as styrofoam, or a sponge, with a wrist-mounted slingshot such as you might purchase from a sporting goods store for hunting small game. Pre-soak your projectile with petrol, then store it inside of a small glass jar that you can easily take into and out of a coat pocket. The slingshot can be partially hidden within your coat sleeve.

The hardest part of the equation is lighting the projectile while it's in the sling. It would take some practice to master by yourself, or you could have a second person assist you in the field. Having a second person would also allow diversionary tactics during the escape in which you can split up to confuse guards.
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Ziglick Zagstick - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 12:29:37 EST ID:w3/BkVun No.4816901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816899
Why not just bribe a beggar to throw a (thin glass) bottle of fuel, then proceed to light it with lasers from a safe distance.
Slingshot will get you arrested, have to get too close.
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Sudden McLovin - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 12:40:35 EST ID:NT1BzDMe No.4816904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816901
dissolve some styrofoam in that bottle so it's more combustible and lasting
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Sailor John - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 12:58:31 EST ID:6Gd/VMVb No.4816909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816901

That's where having a second person comes in. You perform the act as quickly as possible while strolling by the goat, then the second you fire it you both split in separate directions as fast as possible, diving into a crowd of japanese school girls that happens to be visiting the goat, and then barrel-rolling beneath a get-away car two blocks down.
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Daxter - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 13:16:40 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4816916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4816901
>>4816909

You'd have to get close with a slingshot but you could launch from hundreds of metres away if you built a straw trebuchet.
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Ziglick Zagstick - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 15:23:13 EST ID:w3/BkVun No.4816953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4816916
Bonus points if you make and have a strawman manning it after you leave.
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Penny Banner - Sun, 16 Dec 2018 22:36:03 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4817067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean if you really want to burn the goat, the only realistic approach is an aerial attack, with dragons and vodka.
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Sarah Kaufman - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 01:52:54 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4817147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
someone should steal the goat. I think that happened once. just disappeared overnight. airlifted, then likely burned at a secret location.
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William Subbleridge - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 02:08:23 EST ID:NT1BzDMe No.4817160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4817147
What we need is a giant paul bunyan type to shear all the fiberglass off it so it will burn easier.
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Pike Queen Isabella - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 08:19:52 EST ID:cQeKP2zp No.4817269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817067
Fuck aerial attack.

What you need is a heavy snowfall and use a burrowing roomba that can deploy fuel and thermite charges into the legs of the goat.

Thermite because it's a self oxidizing material that can burn ventilation holes to support the rest of the fire.
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Aqua Leader Emma - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 08:52:44 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4817275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817269
Would a roomba be able to carry enough fuel and still go unnoticed? It could just pull the end of a hose to the foot of the goat then you could pump it in remotely.
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Leon Kennedy - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 09:02:57 EST ID:8qthL3Dt No.4817277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817275
a gasoline-sputtering burrowing roomba is the best thing ever, DARPA get on this please
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WesleyGerrykodging.vxd - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 09:36:20 EST ID:4RiVTeoE No.4817284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4817067
I'm listening...
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Mrs. Doyle - Mon, 17 Dec 2018 13:20:26 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4817342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817277
one of those powered boring tools used to run pipes under existing infrastructure maybe? those are a prebuilt thing that has everything but the fire.
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Joseph von Fraunhofer - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 03:08:29 EST ID:vEP48NqF No.4817598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Burning this goat is just the distraction we need for one last score
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Joe Stevenson - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:10:03 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4817612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817598
or we could let a tribe of natives ride to their deaths for a few 1000$
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Blair Giddytip - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 07:14:07 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4817621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817612

that sounds liek the one I'd pick because I'd want the best for my peopel
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PriscillaFoblingfoot.tmp - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 07:38:41 EST ID:fgJvUNbg No.4817626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4817598
How many more goats will there be Dutch? That's what you said last time and here we still are. When is it gonna be enough
someone christmas hat Dutch pls
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Blair Giddytip - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:08:33 EST ID:mT4r1ktt No.4817634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817626

who ?
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PriscillaFoblingfoot.tmp - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:13:37 EST ID:fgJvUNbg No.4817635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4817634
Never mind I already got one
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Ernest Crunningmick - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 10:33:18 EST ID:Z807h6aw No.4817664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Joe Stevenson - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 11:32:49 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4817682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817664
how does the xmas hat shop so well onto everything

its a xmas miracle
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Esther Pucklecheck - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:11:57 EST ID:otK83Ib8 No.4817701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how come they haven't made the burning of the goat an official part of it? that would be a great new years tradition, getting pissed and setting fire to stuff is always good fun
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Joe Stevenson - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:21:37 EST ID:l7Rui6jS No.4817706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817701
wait isnt that is whats meant to happen at the end?
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Priscilla Bunfuck - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:46:03 EST ID:kwBxI5Cm No.4817711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817701
If they officially legitimise the goat burning they make the whole thing less exciting and conflict ridden.
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Priscilla Forryson - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 18:25:30 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4817806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817701
This is their face saving move at the end of many years of being forced to admit that they cannot stop the goat from burning. The people must make it so.
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Lucy Steamcunt - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 21:05:47 EST ID:/qkoq5qh No.4817868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4810687
The drone method poses a few problems. One thing to consider is that they have no obvious security against drones, and if we use one this year they'll likely be ready for it next year. We should keep that one up our sleeves for when we really need it.

Considering the security this year it seems like some amount of security has to die. We could always wait a year or so until they feel safe enough to not have security posted. I don't know if they allow fireworks after the goat was hit but people who actually make fireworks can design them to travel in a big arc instead of straight upwards, this would be low profile and low risk to this year's hero.
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Tom Nook - Tue, 18 Dec 2018 23:28:39 EST ID:eswGUriS No.4817928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Matthew Flaherty - Wed, 19 Dec 2018 00:05:10 EST ID:ndV4CXbU No.4817943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817928
what is the little brother?
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Phil Davis - Wed, 19 Dec 2018 00:07:45 EST ID:jQCyu8bG No.4817944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A couple of guys dressed as ninjas in a van with bows and incendiary arrows. They're gone and the goat is on fire before anyone can react. No need for any dumb drone bullshit.
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John Bahcall - Wed, 19 Dec 2018 01:45:43 EST ID:DmklpHCA No.4817963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817943

There's a second smaller goat
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Smirky McFlash - Wed, 19 Dec 2018 02:31:13 EST ID:Xwg9gNYo No.4817972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817963
And inside that? That's right; a third, smaller goat.
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Eric Ripert - Wed, 19 Dec 2018 04:34:56 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4817994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4817972
Goats all the way down man


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