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I'm about finished with eating meat. I was eating some ham and bean soup just now and suddenly a big flabby flap of pig skin emerged from the bowl. This shit is fuckin gross. I used to be a vegetarian and it was the healthiest I've ever felt.
Stop eating processed crap and learn to cook. Problem solved
Not to mention I was in the best shape of my life without even trying, my energy level was way better, there was no protein or nutrient deficiency whatsoever, and I was dating a super hot vegan chick.
>>4824556>I was eating some ham>and I encountered a piece of ham????
>I was eating some ham>and I encountered a piece of ham
I’m not against eating meat or anything, but with how large of a problem greenhouse gas emissions and other pollution is from factory farms, I think at the very least, people who want to eat meat as much as they please should be required to get some type of permit to do so, like take some classes and take a tour of a factory farm and a slaughterhouse and pass a test on what they saw and acknowledge that is what they are paying to have done.I hate red tape generally, but it’s just something that is causing so much unnecessary pollution and suffering (the way it’s currently done), that I feel like buyers should be required to own a share in that blood they’ve spilt somehow. As things are now, try to tell most people where their meat really comes from and you risk a verbal lashing at best. They don’t want to hear it. They don’t want suffering and pollution on their hands, they want a cheap cheeseburger. WELL THEN FUCKIN PICK ONE YOU HYPOCRITE.
>>4824580>Got you a permit for that there sandwich, boy?
>Got you a permit for that there sandwich, boy?
I was vegetarian for 6 years. Started eating meat again last year and I have zero regrets. Meat is king.Also dude being vegetarian does not equate healthiness. Eating meat as a part of a BALANCED healthy diet is the healthiest way to be. If you eat red meat and processed pork (etc) every day then yeah that shit is gonna be bad for you. Same as way drinking Coke and eating chocolate everyday is bad for you. Actually, it's not the same at all, 'cos those things are never good for you, whereas meat is actually healthy if eaten right.I only eat red meat twice a week. I eat at least 1-2 vegetarian meals a day (I hate calling them vegetarian though, just because something doesn't have meat doesn't mean it's this niche diet thing... it's still food) and try to have a meat free day once a week. I mainly eat chicken, pork and fish, and when I do eat meat, I make sure to buy it from my local butcher. Not only is it way tastier, but it's better for you too, and it's satisfying knowing the animal you're eating had a normal happy life on an open farm. When I get fast food I get the veggie option. The "meat" they use in Subway, Burger King, etc is disgusting.I feel healthier than when I was vegetarian for 6 years. I feel like I'm eating meat "correctly" and it feels awesome. Red meat is a treat, lean white meat should be your base, and vegetables/legumes should really form at least 50% of your diet. Not trying to convert you to meat eating, but I just hate the "meat is bad for you vegetarianism equals healthy" argument 'cos it's simply not true. Mindfulness and moderation is key, like anything with life.
Pig flesh is fucking disgusting trash-tier meat. Bacon is about the only decent thing you can cut out of a swine, and obviously that shit is fucking horrendously bad for you.Beef or get the fuck out of meat town you doddering panda bear.
>>4824598Pork is a blank canvas. If you can't make pork taste good you suck at cooking.
>>4824599>Ham>Prosciutto>Blood sausage>Regular sausage
>Ham>Prosciutto>Blood sausage>Regular sausage
>>4824600Lol, okay so you just don't have taste buds
>>4824602No I'm just smart enough to not eat a stupid disgusting filthy cannibalistic shit-eating animal that tastes like ass and clogs your arteries.I might try eating a guinea pig if given the opportunity though. They probably taste closer to rabbits.
>>4824605You got some weird kinda pig complex, mane. Are you one of them Al quaedas?
>>4824607Pigs sleep, and root, in shit. That's a filthy animal.
>>4824610All livestock animals are filthy, that's why farms smell bad
>>4824616Only pig pens smell particularly bad to me. I can handle horse stables, cow barns, chicken coops, etc, but a pig sty smells like Satan crawled up my nose and had a diarrhea shum inside my sinuses.
>>4824600Is that a list of things that taste good?Cause it sure sounds like it.
>>4824618I find chickens pretty objectionable. Cows are something else though, there's a stretch of freeway near me that runs through a bunch of cattle ranches, and driving through there all you smell for miles and miles is shit, it's pretty terrible.None of that reflects on the animal's value as food though. They all taste good
>>4824628There's a highway like that outside of Amarillo, to the West for sure but probably also to the East. I don't live there (thankfully) but I was surprised at how the cattle were just stacked asses to ankles when I drove through there. It was fucked.
>>4824618y'all every smell a turkey coup?
>>4824610Mud != shit you fucking muslim
Meat is murder.
>>4824661All sex is rape
>>4824664Circumcision is normal & healthy.
clearly y'all never had pig skins them shits is good fam xD but you gotta fry em - soupy skins would be nasty even to a carnist like me
Eating nothing at all is the wisest choice I made. Juicin' n cruisin' is all I crave.
>>4824677srsly chicharrones are fucking lit, OP is still a bitch tho
HAM IS HARAM
>>4824556We all gotta stop OP factory farms and the semis and shit for transporting the meat industry are killing the planet with pollution we're already fucked really
Honestly just the smell of meat disgusts me now. It's the same thing as smoker. Now that I dont smoke anymore it is the most foul, rancid and disgusting smell and taste ever. I tried smoking a stubbie yesterday and it made me feel diseased and like a human garbage can, like the ichor would just not stop clinging to my insides. Words cannot describe how gross it is and it is amazing how much you forget a thing is repulsive when you've made yourself used to it. That is roughly how I think of meat now, and the smell of ham is the most revolting by far. It smells like urine and death.
>>4825869Are you going to make a sanctimonious vegan post in every thread?
>>4825869>former meat smoker now digusted by smell of meatyou're like my lesbian cousin.
>former meat smoker now digusted by smell of meat
Just thinking about a meal, people can't afford the time to pay for the meat on top of the restaurant and staff, etc. The meat is as cheap as part of a machine.>>4824580How come 100's of millions of years of dinosaur gas couldn't come close to what is happening?
>>4825870I was scrolling the catalogue and saw this thread. Deal with it or eat a bag of dicks. Although there is also a scientific reason why certain people find pork especially repulsive https://abcnews.go.com/Health/smell-pork-genetic-component-study/story?id=16261564I mean all meat smells pretty gross to me now, even including most chicken except for fried and Chinese chicken (idk must be the battering) and strangely enough sushi, but just about everything else including roasted chicken smells just goddamn awful. Of course there could also be a component in my quitting smoking so I can actually smell it now. All that notwithstanding I do believe I have that gene which could be why the other guy here also doesn't like pork smell, because it literally smells like piss to us. Like, combination of urea mixed with a hint of unwashed armpit. Of course cilantro also tastes like soap to me.
>>4825904>I made a sanctimonious vegan post in a thread, and then remembered I could do it in this one too! Boy farts sure do smell good
>I made a sanctimonious vegan post in a thread, and then remembered I could do it in this one too! Boy farts sure do smell good
>>4825877Oh also it could be because there was never a concentration of dinosaurs and never industrialization of meat. The O2 concentration in the atmosphere used to be far higher which is why we had much larger insects. The current concentration of oxygen in earth's atmosphere is no longer high enough to sustain very large insects.In general, mankind is massively terraforming the earth, which has had numerous cycles of its own. In fact the only reason we even have such high concentrations of a rather toxic and highly reactive element like oxygen is because of ancient bacteria excreting it as a waste product until it built up to such concentrations that it killed off most bacteria species and caused one of the worst mass extinction events in history known also as the Great Oxygenation Event.The only reason certain people don't talk about or accept this reality is because they are retarded creationists who think Adam and Eve happened 6000 years ago and anything before that didn't exist, and/or people so fucking stupid they mindlessly parrot oil company propaganda (these people are also unironically flat earthers. Yes they are real I was amazed to find out there are people legitimately that retarded.)
>>4825907Saying dead animal flesh now smells disgusting to me is not sanctimonious. It is a statement of fact. I also gave the scientific reason why me and that guy find pork so repulsive. There is one person here getting super butthurt for no apparent reason though.that person is you
>All these people talking about how bad the meat industry is for the environment>All these people ignoring the feed conversion ratio of chickens>All these people ignoring the feed conversion ratios of...>FISH>The superior meatPlebeians
>All these people talking about how bad the meat industry is for the environment>All these people ignoring the feed conversion ratio of chickens>All these people ignoring the feed conversion ratios of...>FISH>The superior meat
>>4825912Are you talking about raw meat? If so, I can understand your distaste for the smell. If you're talking about properly cooked and seasoned meat then you are seriously wrong in the head my man
>>4825914They're probably ignoring that because of how much we are already overfishing. It's going to make them all as extinct as multiple other species on land we already hunted to extinction, not to mention the heavy metals accumulation which we can only expect to go higher now https://www.npr.org/2018/12/28/679129613/trump-epa-says-mercury-limits-on-coal-plants-too-costly-not-necessary
>>4825916No I am talking about cooked meat. Like I worked in a restaurant before and the smell of cooked bacon was overpoweringly awful but that could also just be because pork itself smells revolting to me. I mean almost all things except deep fried chicken. Many forms of chicken are alright but even a baked chicken the smell is gross. Hamburgers are disgusting but not just for the smell and so is beef. Although dry cured meats can smell and taste good like sopressata. I think. But no I mean in general even cooking meat smells bad to me. I haven't eaten red meat in years. Chicken and fish I sometimes have eaten over the last couple of years though I generally avoid it. Salmon smells delicious but most fish is fucking awful. Like you can spend a year or two not eating apples and they still still smell and taste delicious later, but things like cigarettes, whiskey, and meat smell fucking awful if your body and palette isn't used to soaking in it.
>>4825923Nah, I quit cigarettes years ago but I still love the smell of them. If I was old or found out I had a terminal illness I'd definitely start again
>>4825917>implying glorious sustainable aquaculture practices won't address all of those problemsdouble plebeians
>implying glorious sustainable aquaculture practices won't address all of those problems
>>4825929Are you the guy that was posting about aquaponics the other day? Because that shit is dope as hell
>>4825926Its the fancy tobacco smoke that gets to me when I smell it. Somehow smelling a cigar or a pipe makes we want cigarettes. Cigarette smoke itself usually smells kinda acrid.
>Make threads about things I think you fucks will think is funny/interesting. They die within a few hours.>Make a thread about a random thing that happened in my life and you slutbadgers are still going on about it.I ate some of the same soup today and fished out ANOTHER piece of pig skin, but the person who made it was in the room so I composed myself so as to not hurt their feelings. Still thinking about dropping mammal meat or all meat. It truly is unnecessary and bad for the environment. The other reason would be to piss people off.It's funny that people complaining about vegans is so widespread. It's almost as if they've been influenced by the media and memes to react so strongly. Because beef- it's what's for dinner. When I was a vegetarian some time ago, usually what would happen is someone would ask if I wanted some meat and I would politely decline and say I don't eat meat. Then their face would start twitching as they automatically started squawking "wut R you a VEEGIN? why do veegunns always have to TELL people that they're vegin all the time?!" etc. And I'm standing there like, dude, you brought it up.
>Make threads about things I think you fucks will think is funny/interesting. They die within a few hours.>Make a thread about a random thing that happened in my life and you slutbadgers are still going on about it.
>>4825939>I ate some of the same soup today and fished out ANOTHER piece of pig skinYou sound like some fussy kid that needs the crust cut off his sandwich, you should fit in well with the vegans.
>I ate some of the same soup today and fished out ANOTHER piece of pig skin
>>4825939Hell, I even made fun of the hot vegan chick I was dating one time because she accidentally ordered takeout that had eggs in it. What a weirdly pervasive idea, giving people a hard time for making a personal choice. Sure make fun of the preachy ones, but they really are few and far between.
>>4825940Do you not see how that would be considered gross? It literally looks like human skin. I ate more because someone I live with made a huge amount of it and i don't want it to go to waste.
>>4825942Christ just shut the fuck up already. You are doing a disservice to good vegans around the world. Go to /r/vegan and wallow with your fellow vegan comrades there.
>>4825943I find tofu gross but I don't go making threads about it, go waddle your soy soaked hips over to your roomate and tell them their soup is shitty because we can't really do anything about it.
I'm totally fine with killing for food, really I do not see anything wrong with slaughtering animals because they're delicious.I'm not okay with cramming millions of animals in spaces their own size, taking away their children and pitting them in dark spaces where they can't move, all alone without mother and without the social structures they need. I just can't anymore, the only meat I eat is from a woman who has a few cows and pigs. Sure it's expensive, I need to pre order and I can't get whatever I want whenever but at least I can visit the farm and see the space, trees, food and care these creatures get.I don't understand how people can be okay with the way meat is produced, that shit comes straight out of horror SciFi, it's disgusting and it makes me cynical as fuck.But at the family diner, i'm the bad guy because I just can't swallow that shit anymore, i'm bad for having a minimum of empathy.Fuck that shit, seriously fuck it, anyone defending the current food production model is either a retard or a horrible person.
>>4825940That's a pretty disgusting thing to find broI mean yeah you could eat crickets and rat tails too for nutrients but it's still kind of a turnoff
>>4825994Honestly the whole thing is directed against empathy. This is the one universal factor. Same thing with bitching about the police state, or wanting healthcare. Think about all the dumb racist fat fucks in this country, or all the retarded Nazi shit a certain kind of mental deficients spout on chans every day. Most problems are directly from ponerization http://ponerology.com/evil_2b.html>The ultimate cause of evil lies in the interaction of two human factors: 1) normal human ignorance and weakness and 2) the existence and action of a statistically small (4-8% of the general population) but extremely active group of psychologically deviant individuals. The ignorance of the existence of such psychological differences is the first criterion of ponerogenesis. That is, such ignorance creates an opening whereby such individuals can act undetected.>The presence of such “disease” on the individual level is described in the Almost Human section of this website. However, depending on the type of activity of psychopathic and characteropathic individuals, evil can manifest on any societal level. The greater the scope of the psychopath’s influence, the greater harm done. Thus any group of humans can be infected or “ponerized” by their influence. From families, clubs, churches, businesses, and corporations, to entire nations. The most extreme form of such macrosocial evil is called “pathocracy”.There is a certain segment of the population whose chief issue of offense is empathy. This is the real thing they take issue with because they are biologically or psychologically deficient to such a degree, and therefore attack any expression of humanity they can find. You will presently find the greatest concentration of these among the alt tards.
>The ultimate cause of evil lies in the interaction of two human factors: 1) normal human ignorance and weakness and 2) the existence and action of a statistically small (4-8% of the general population) but extremely active group of psychologically deviant individuals. The ignorance of the existence of such psychological differences is the first criterion of ponerogenesis. That is, such ignorance creates an opening whereby such individuals can act undetected.
>The presence of such “disease” on the individual level is described in the Almost Human section of this website. However, depending on the type of activity of psychopathic and characteropathic individuals, evil can manifest on any societal level. The greater the scope of the psychopath’s influence, the greater harm done. Thus any group of humans can be infected or “ponerized” by their influence. From families, clubs, churches, businesses, and corporations, to entire nations. The most extreme form of such macrosocial evil is called “pathocracy”.
>>4826002>ponerologyWtf did the mlp fanfaggots seriously invent a religion for their bullshit
>>4825994I know what you mean. Whenever I take issue with anything food related, I'm treated like a frenzied, disseased witch.If I avoid highly energy-intense food or transportation, I'm a problem.If I defend hunting for its expediency, I'm a kid killer.If instead of meat I eat eggs without salt, I'm faced with attempts to stop me from abusing my tastebuds.If I don't cherish pizza, I'm an antisocial saboteur of the preshus unity of groups I never actually gullibly commended in the first place.If take somewhat crafty steps to eat healthier, I'm met with outbursts like "what is going on with you, do you want to live forever?!?"If I get stuck on unconventional comfort foods without animal products, sugar or refined fat, I'm expected to justify some extreme healthfulness of them.If I don't like something as dead obviously nasty as mcdonalds, I'm expected to explain even that.If I'm interested in sharing a very modest dose of cautious eating methodoly, I'm met with a very broad range of opposition.It's bizarelly nuts.
>>4825939Yeah, it has nothing to do with vegans pushing their bullshit agenda on everyone they see.
>>4826030Funny, I can't recall ever being hit with evangelical veganism.But I regularly get blared at with conventional culinary sentiments.You must be glutonously immaginative, if not delusional, not even being able to appreciate a straightforward principle like vegans being passive and fretful, hence not equiped or inclined to assert their perspectives much.
I eat canned sardines, bones and all, because it's healthy for my brain and heart.Beef is a really good source of pro-hormone and pro-dopamine chems.Meat is good. I also have t1 diabetes so avoiding carbs is my game. Meat, nuts, and berries is the best diet esp if you're an addict who needs dat dopamine resupply, brain-restorative fats, and antioxidants.Pic related - walnuts are chronic.
>>4826013That isn't what it means faghat>In theology, ponerology (from Greek poneros, "evil") is a study of evil. Major subdivisions of the study are the nature of evil, the origin of evil, and evil in relation to the Divine Government.>Karl Immanuel Nitzsch outlined his System der christlichen Lehre (System of Christian Doctrine) into three major rubrics: Agathology, or the Doctrine of the Good; Ponerology, or Doctrine of the Bad; and Soteriology, or the Doctrine of Salvation. He further subdivided ponerology into the topics of Sin and of DeathPolitically it deals with evil in the secular sense, i.e. sociopaths twisting and perverting the mechanisms of state, and through that twisting and perverting the citizenry's sense of normality and decency.
>In theology, ponerology (from Greek poneros, "evil") is a study of evil. Major subdivisions of the study are the nature of evil, the origin of evil, and evil in relation to the Divine Government.
>Karl Immanuel Nitzsch outlined his System der christlichen Lehre (System of Christian Doctrine) into three major rubrics: Agathology, or the Doctrine of the Good; Ponerology, or Doctrine of the Bad; and Soteriology, or the Doctrine of Salvation. He further subdivided ponerology into the topics of Sin and of Death
>>4826034We just call that 'understanding morality' in my dimension where such philosophical bullshittery is frowned-upon.
>>4826002>complaining about police state and discussing merits of socialised healthcare are attacks on the essence of humanityNice bubble you live in where everyone that disagrees with you is alt nazi.
>complaining about police state and discussing merits of socialised healthcare are attacks on the essence of humanity
>>4826033>Meat is good>It's healthy for my brain and heart>I also have t1 diabetesThe American Diabetes Association wanted a word with you.>"Research on vegan diets has found that carbohydrate and calorie restrictions were not necessary and still promoted weight loss and lowered participants' A1C."http://www.diabetes.org/food-and-fitness/food/planning-meals/meal-planning-for-vegetarians/The American Heart Associate was looking for you too>"The American Heart Association recommends limiting saturated fats – which are found in butter, cheese, red meat and other animal-based foods. Decades of sound science has proven it can raise your “bad” cholesterol and put you at higher risk for heart disease."http://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/fats/saturated-fats
>Meat is good>It's healthy for my brain and heart>I also have t1 diabetes
>"Research on vegan diets has found that carbohydrate and calorie restrictions were not necessary and still promoted weight loss and lowered participants' A1C."
>"The American Heart Association recommends limiting saturated fats – which are found in butter, cheese, red meat and other animal-based foods. Decades of sound science has proven it can raise your “bad” cholesterol and put you at higher risk for heart disease."
>>4826032We''re not the ones creating threads crying about how we accidentally ate a salad.
>>4825930hell yeah mang, it's cool af
>>4826056T1 diabetes is a totally different disease from the much more common T2. T2 can be 100% cured by losing weight, where T1 makes you lose weight and can never be cured.I require carb restrictions or I coma.That said, pescatarians outlive vegetarians by quite a lot. Fish good.
>>4825994Drinking a beer in your honor rn dude, keep living it real and keep heart
>>4826057Okay, I see you're starting to wrap your head around my point, yes, indeed, vegans are weak and get meat slipped into them, while proper meat eaters are committed and assertive and make damn sure they never eat a salad.And meat eater can even be so headstrong as to hire someone to repressent them and acknowledge the absolute horror of salad!
>>4826129>dog isn't even wearing a collarWhere is the abuse? Is letting a dog look sad actually considered animal abuse nowadays?
>dog isn't even wearing a collar
i'm about finished with eating cum. i was eating some cock and ball soup just now and suddenly a big flabby flap of cum emerged from the bowl. This shit is fuckin gross. I used to be a virgin and it was the healthiest I've ever felt.
>>4826375Looks like it's mouth is tied or taped shut to me, but it's hard to tell because it's a quadruple whammy of shitty picture, greyscale, pixelation, and being on a goddamned T-shirt.
>>4826388If I were abusing animals I would be frightened crossing this lanky manlet because he might coil his noodley appendages around me
>>4826037No that's because your dimension is not Polish but instead of a retarded small head unable to understand the simple applied psychopolitics theories of Dr. Andrzej Łobaczewski.
>>4826362Having your mum bring you chicken tendies does not make you manly. Having your wife bring home a steak from Walmart and cook it for you is not manly. Go out and farm or hunt your own food you pillsbury doughbough assed motherfucker.
>>4826393Sorry dickhead, you churn out these protests, but that doesn't change squat, it is vegaboos that are just not fucking manly enough to annoy me!Your condescending scenarios straining to illustrate how gentlamanly it is to shop for meat in a refined way with all the other civilized people including fat vegans and fat wannabe vegetarians don't demostrate shit.Stop being sore that you can't hire enough vegan champions to speak for you.Or freegan champions if what you're into is hunting things out of dumpsters, I'm guessing that's more likely as there's a much profounder shortage of freegan champions to be sore about.
>>4826418Confirmed for fat retard who has his mum bring him his tendiesYou are not fucking manly dude.
>>4826393Wait, your piss-poor argument tracking capability implies that what you're sore about would be not enough "gluten free" representatives, as you happen to be sore about dough.
>>4826418I honestly respect those freegans because they mainly subsist on snack foods.
>>4826420I am not your dude, schmuck. Favoring pig and cow does not make you whatever the fuck you're trying to be. Nor does mixing up pork and soy make you some korean knockoff of a samurai, it just makes you a freak with no taste.
>>4826426I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't eat any of that shit and I don't like the Far East I'm not some weeb, however that comment clearly struck a nerve with you. When's the last time you even bothered shopping for yourself and prepared your own raw meat someone else killed and cleaned and packaged for you, dude?
>>4826432Damn straight I can tell you have no idea what anyone's talking about, see: >>4826421, obviously you're the kind of lad or bloke that loves to gloat about being too important to grasp what's going on around him. Retard.
>>4824599Bullshit, pork is pretty damn flavourful.Quite simply, not everyone has the same tastes as Chinks/Polacks.
You pigfuckers all disgust me, go back to the land of pigfuckistan.Bacon is delicious and you should feel ashamed to besmirch the name of pork.
>>4826440Pork is a pretty mild tasting meat, on par with chicken. While I don't mind a salt-only pork chop, I don't prefer it to a nicely spiced/seasoned chop. Beef or lamb I prefer salt-only.
goddamn this makes me want some pork belly. OP nothing wrong with being vegetarian or vegan, just stop being such a fuckin pussy lol
>>4826447What I could go for is some turducken!It is a pretty convoluted cullinary task though, some simpler ways of making it are definitely in order.
>>4826454lol can't say i've had it. seems like just a meme food not really worth the time or money. I mean I love duck, chicken can be great, turkey is alright, but other than the novelty i just don't see the appeal
>>4826457They taste better if you let their juices and all spill on each other. This is especially appealing for dry, unpopular parts like in turkey.Pheasant is even worse, so I'd figure it would be very suitable for stuffing into a duck.God, I can't believe people could actually like pheasant, I bet it's the kind of thing they eat just to boast to people about having hunted it.
>>4826464fair enough i haven't tried it so i can't really say anythingim not sure about the terminology but i haven't had quail i didn't like. i think pheasant is the same??? idk
>>4826454>some simpler ways of making it are definitely in order.if you're suggesting we make multiple attempts to crossbreed chickens and ducks and turkeys and film the attempts from different angles and put the videos on the internet behind a paywall and charge extra for costumes or toys and call it turfucken.com then i'm way ahead of you.
>some simpler ways of making it are definitely in order.
>>4826467It's a tiny, extremely lean bird. Gamey, coarse, even kinda sinnewy.>>4826474No, i'm way more mindful of the birds than that. Also, that wouldn't work. Instead, I'd create a biosphere, or a giant artificial island, or something of that sort, making it the kind of environment that chickens evolved in, and filling it with ducks and turkeys, or one of the other two such possibilities. Once that proves successful, it could also be attempted to produce better longpig, and with that, the filming would actually work out lucratively as you hope.
>>4826474I'm inI got $5 on it
>>4826439No in other words you spent all this effort on a form of being an internet tough guy and talking about manliness and I pointed out how completely emasculated you are as such a lazy consumerist whore he doesn't even go out and buy his own meat and prepare the already slaughtered and cut and packaged meat himself. There is nothing "masculine" about eating chicken tenders your wife or especially your mom got and cooked for you in fact it is the total opposite of masculinity. A beet farmer in Idaho is ten times manlier than you've ever been.
>>4826441>>4826443>>4826447It tastes gross and it smells like piss and ball sweat
i like ramenwith marinated pork and marinated egg
>>4826492Shut up! You hear that? Get your fucking hand off of that fucking music box! It's annoying, you partisan shit! Every one of you partisan fucks with your playbook that you recite from, and when you fuck up, you get extra annoying by grabbing at one verse or one line and chanting the same thing and chanting the same thing and the same thing and the same thing! That I happen to not give a damn about, or less than zero.Is that "man-ly"? To obsessively recite a parable? Fine, I hope we get to see some manly churches culled tomorrow! Maybe some place that sells pre-prepared chicken cutlets or whatever too.I really don't give a shit about a beet farmer's manly tarrif-leveraging, I strictly avoid sugar so you are in no fucking position to preach about some vile hick beet farmer to me!Chanting "manliness, manliness, manliness" is an exceedingly pitiful way of flipping out from frustration about expecting to revolve everything around interrogating me about my dietary habbits like a commisar or inquisitor or mccarthyist or nuremburgh hangman. I guess you most come from such a lot. And ironically, that's after I blurted out my track record on the personal side of this. Right after jumping in.>>4826013Idunno, I think we'd have to ask them. Now, pol and mlp are gone, but we could just wait until april fools day, when hopefully, who knows, maybe /mlpol/ just might make a comeback here.
>>4826362Not really, it's just that most people don't give that many fucks about what they eat. Even if they did, most would probably not be trowing a fit because they ate something they didn't want to.
Fuck chicken and steak and pork for the most part. If I'm eating meat, it's going to he the most hazardous carcinogenic heart-destroying meat around. You'll fools don't even eat processed meats. I'm talking prosciutto, mortadella, bacon, genoa, soppressata... If it isn't a group 1 carcinogen, then it meat worth eating.
I'm a meat eater but I hate ham and bacon.
>>4824610Bro potatoes grow in dirt and pigshit how fucking gross
>>4824556don't buy shit food then you won't find skin in it... get your meat from a butcher or something, learn to cook and it's the best thing having a big piece of meat going on the cooker for hours, then you finally get to cut into it, the meat is perfect and juicy, soft that you can cut it with a fork. Enjoy that shit boi. A measly peace of beacon from the store just doesn't cut it.
>>4826529You can even get that good simple taste with no skills. Just a cup of water and a half cup of lemon juice and some kind of oil in a pan, bring just to a boil, then put some meat in there, cover with a lid, and put on low for 30 minutes. Come back to juicy tender meatThere are so many easy ways to cook and eat well for next to nothing. Shame more hasn't been passed on
>>4826534You can also go to pretty much any yard sale and buy someone's used crock pot for like 5 bucks. Start that shit up when you wake up in the morning and then when you get home you've got a slow cooked meal and as a bonus your entire house smells like whatever you were cooking.
>>4826510You decided to talk a bunch of retarded shit about Korean samurais and soy and manliness from eating prepackaged or sometimes premade flesh from a store you had nothing to do with hunting yourself, and when I noted this you threw a legitimately autistic shitfit. This is probably because the only kind of person who would use a purchase in a grocery store as a measure of his masculinity is in fact a deeply insecure person. So tl;dr I nailed it.
Did the entire fucking species lose its chill or somethingGod damn you ass tight lamoids
>>4826000Is this an American thing, being afraid of animal skin?
>>4826603Biting into a soft flabby hunk of boiled fat is pretty unappealing tbh.Cracklins are dope though
>>4826603Yes. Sometimes we don't mind it on a thanksgiving turkey, or a filet of fish, but usually we don't like skin, even though a lot of flavor comes from the skin.
>>4826617>weI guarantee most Americans like skin. People who dissect their food to remove flavor are still the vast minority.
>>4826903hey bro, I'm American. You think if I talk shit about everyone I know and have ever met to strangers on the internet it will make me smart?I really need to validation of people I'll never meet from the other side of the planet.>I'm not insecure or anything but please respond soon
>I'm not insecure or anything but please respond soon
>>4826566You missread one thing (with a helpful image to clarify the angle) and endlessly congradulate yourself for it, despite getting called out for it.
>>4826903I second this. I'm American living abroad and had a hell of a time finding a skin-on, bone-in ham to roast for our winter holiday festivities. Ended up going for a duck instead. Skin is only gross when it's boiled and flabby, but even in soup I'd boil it and pull it out later.
>>4826940Going out of your way to eat skin is only possible if you're a drunk and also someone who hasn't taken LSD/mushrooms. Also weed, depending. I think about things too much when I'm high which makes a lot of food gross enough I lose my appetite for it. Peanut butter, milk chocolate, carrots with hummus, kiwis, bananas, bbq chips, ice cream, pears these are the sorts of things God must have intended for us to eat. Boiled ham and bloody things or skin covered things definitely not.
>>4827107>bbq chips>these are the sorts of things God must have intended for us to eatNigga you high, that's like the exact opposite of shit god wanted us to eat.Humans literally invented potato chips from their leftovers, then sprinkled seasoning on it that is pretty much completely a product of modern chemical science.And skin on some stuff is delicious so fuck you.
>bbq chips>these are the sorts of things God must have intended for us to eat
meat is garbage we're not supposed to eat it. the bible and society is all full of shit. plants are literally meant to be eaten by humans its fucking disgustingim not eating anything that shits, jizzes, bleeds, has disease. none of that shit, no. have you seen cows? they're fucking gross dudei live in a rural redneck as fuck farm area and jesus christ. the cows have diseases and their eyes are putruding out of their head. the rednecks are torturing them. they're being injected with shit and rolling around in their own shit all day.baby animals are adorable too. humans aren't mean to eat meat i dont care what anyone says
>>4827141>sprinkled seasoning on it that is pretty much completely a product of modern chemical scienceHumans have been trading salt for millennia. I'm sure the modern potato chip isn't the first time salt and potatoes came together.
>sprinkled seasoning on it that is pretty much completely a product of modern chemical science
>>4827144Not barbecue seasoning, dude. That shit is comprised of monosodium glutamate and paprika that's been all chemically fucked with and shit. Of course that doesn't apply if you're making your own shit from scratch, but my point still stands that potato chips weren't granted from god, but came to be when a chef somewhere was like "oh man look at all these small and misshapen potatoes, what the fuck should I do with them? Oh look here's some hot oil and a knife..."Also spice trading is a human activity. If anything god is probably flipping his shit and is all irritated about how humans invented capitalism.
>>4827142enjoy those doritos you're definitely shoving your face with now/later
you eat disgusting processed deli meat and conflate that with meat, congratulations you truly are retarded
>>4827146>monosodium glutamateOh no! An amino acid!! Your body is chock full of glutamate, glutamine and sodium. MSG is delicious, and has absolutely no harmful effects (unless you eat a fuckload, in which case it's like eating way too much salt).> and paprikaWTF is your beef with paprika?
> and paprika
>>4827186I never fucking said it has harmful effects. But it's modern form is completely man-made. Bitch do you even Kikunae Ikeda? If it wasn't for his dopey ass going around trying to convince people about his crazy-ass idea that umami is a flavor, then we wouldn't have any MSG at all today.
I find vegetarians hypocritical. If you're gonna commit to the no-meat thing you should really just go vegan, 'cos the dairy industry is no better than the meat industry. It's the same industry even.Even then, I find vegans to be somewhat deluded. I don't disagree with wanting to minimise the suffering of animals and our impact on the planet, but unless you live totally self-sufficient in the woods you are impacting the planet. That quinoa that vegans love? South American farmers are getting poorer and suffering more as a result. The demand for quinoa is ramping up the prices of quinoa in South America, and food in general, putting them in a exploitative position. That flight you took for your super cool holiday? Think of how much carbon that emits. Or road trip. Those clothes you bought? I wonder how long that Chinese kid slaved away in a factory for nothing to make that. How about rice? The increasing demand for rice, and the way we currently produce it, has detrimental effects on the environment, destroys habitats and kills local animals. Etc etc.Sure, to minimise it by not using animal products is great, but I feel it's ultimately futile. Global change can only come from above. If a couple of million white people go vegan, but nothing from above, nothing will change. The world will never go vegetarian, let alone vegan. Tell people in China, in Vietnam, in Brazil, in South Africa, etc, that they can't eat meat anymore. They will piss themselves laughing. It's just not going to happen, and as I say, some white people going vegan will never change that. We can live in a world where meat eating is sustainable, we can live in a world where EVERYTHING we do is sustainable, but we don't, because those in power prefer profit to eco-friendliness. Our methods of meat eating and farming is just one part of the big problem. Only mass action and protests are going to change this.
>>4827243everything can be sustainable*Also, I'd love to hear someone tell me why eating plants, which also have emotions, senses, memories and lives is ok, but a chicken, frog or shrimp isn't.
>>4825914Fish farms are just as fucked and non sustainable as factory farms fuck off with that
>>4827244Simple. Animals can process stimuli and feel, thus has a symbiance of sentient life. Plants can feel but can't process stimuli, which is an integral part of "life" you're dumb get fucked
>>4827243don't forget the mass produced vegan substitutes for things like cheesethose factories are horrible
>>4827248Plants also process stimuli though...
>>4827259But they aren't sentient ergo the difference
>>4827279You're just jealous a pitcher plant was named after your brother.
I cook heaps and heaps of vegetarian food, but I love eating seafood for two reasons: Eating an entire small animal is morally better than eating small pieces of a larger animal; and that fish, shellfish, molluscs and crustaceans are horrible things that we are superior to, and they belong under the sea were we can't see them, because they are almost alien.I also eat wagu beef and angus for spiteful reasons. I live on a dairy farm and work on a cattle station and stroke and hand-feed bovines like a Disney Princess, let them use my finger to scratch the inside of their nostrils and shit. Herefords (common beef variety) are lovely and inquisitive and peaceful, but a wagu will deliberately kick your head off your chest, and an angus will break every reflective surface on your car and then try to fuck it.Eat up
You picked the worst meat to end on. Seriously if I was gonna give up meat I would have a sumptuous feast of lamb, beef, and seafood. Ham wouldn't even be on the menu.
>>4826574>entire fucking speciesWhy would you say that? it's likely just, like, one country. Perhaps also provoking others, or maybe not.
>entire fucking species
I don't understand most whiteys having issues with eating other cuts or pieces of an animal besides some massive steak cut which has the same texture the whole way through. Skin, brain, liver, kidney, heart, intestine all have excellent and unique texture and flavour when prepared correctly, try something different.
>>4827243>ramping up the price of quinoa Oh God no at this rate they might even have to make room for that instead of cocaDear God not the price of quinoa!>>4827141>nigga you highThe name of this board is literally random and high stuff. On 420chan, in a food thread. Better question why are you here?And you get my meaning. I think that when you're high or on acid, you truly take the gravity of what you're doing into consideration when you put something in your mouth and absorb it, letting it sit and curdle inside you.You can just take a potato and roast it over an open spot then sprinkle some salt and crushed up powderized pepper, garlic, and onion on it. Now, that will taste good and not feel completely unnatural and horrible. Eating avacado and kiwi fruit with a spoon, noice. Get me summ that dried apricot, oh hell yeah. Apples, pears, oranges, grapes. Ow that's the shit that makes you feel closer to Olympus. But dead animal? It makes you feel like an orc, just barely trying to scratch yourself out of a mud pit to suffer and cause suffering in this horrible reality beneath a single baleful eye that controls Apple, Google, Facebook, the NSA, Cargylle, Exxon, Monsanto, credit card companiesIt just feels rotten and corrupt, and then it makes you feel rotten and corrupt. I don't like the presence of cocaine either because you can just feel the blood and bodies burning in barrels and Mexican chainsaw heads all over that shit. So yeah I would prefer to minimize being stained by the evil, which is a lot harder to ignore when you're high or on acid or something.Meanwhile if you're drunk you can literally sink to the level of eating raw chicken and not even noticing or being this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90cQJ0pwzus so yeah that is why. Because I don't want to inflict more suffering on beings and turn into an orc.
>ramping up the price of quinoa
>nigga you high
>>4827332nigga you high af
>>4827332>Meanwhile if you're drunk you can literally sink to the level of eating raw chicken and not even noticingThat's literally the worst advice ever ... what? Don't eat raw chicken, ever! Unless you want to die essentially from shitting yourself to death via dehydration.
>Meanwhile if you're drunk you can literally sink to the level of eating raw chicken and not even noticing
>>4827332God you're retarded. Yes the price of quinoa rising is bad. The farmers who produce it and live off it can no longer afford it, so your cringey trendy vegan self can eat it. Quinoa is their staple like bread or potatoes is to us.That's exploitation, considering they make next to nothing anyways. But much fishies
>>4827347Farmers that produce but can't afford quinoa can eat a potato and dry their tears with all that quinoa cash. If you're suggesting that they would prefer eating quinoa to making profit and that it's somehow a responsibility of others to not buy what is being sold to them in order to ensure that prices stay low so that farmers can eat quinoa you're insane or some kind of communist.
>>4827243Uhhh, wouldn't higher prices for quinoa be a good thing for areas that produce a lot of quinoa? Like, if they can sell their shit to the international market then I'm pretty sure they can buy shit from it too, it's not like their only choice is to sell the quinoa and then starve to death because they sold all their food. It's exploitative of workers, sure, but no more so than the rest of capitalism is.
>>4827146Potato chips actually came from an asshole complaining how his french fries weren't crispy enough, so the chef got all pissed about it and created chips to shut him up.
>>4827358Ehh I have a feeling that's a wives tale ... seems like potato chips are one of those things that were invented independently in several different places, with everyone claiming they were "the first" to come up with it.
>>4827360no, I think this one is for serious. It happened within the realm of well recorded history.It's like just because 12 guys in New York say they invented pizza doesn't mean that SOMEBODY didn't invent pizza. This is one of the few true ones.
>>4827350It's more expensive because it's increasingly unsustainable with the available land, just like how coffee farming or banana farming ends up fucking the soil up for decades if overfarmed
>>4827347Why not pay them more? I mean this is such utterly fucking retarded logic it's astounding. You do remember how Henry Ford started paying his people more right? How the fuck is rising demand exploitation you stupid shit?
Yeah dude one time a chicken bone flew right at my face from a chicken caesar salad, it was the femur pretty sure and you just don't have to worry about that sort of thing with vagterkturls
>>4827505>>4827371>>4827350Tearwhores are just fucking retarded, whatever stance they're behind. This is why people need to hire nutjobs like Jean Pinnete to actually talk to them. Jonny boy sez your preshus, preshus salad is just a big, brutal force of agony, oppresion and pain!
more burgers for the rest of us!
>>4826391Why the fuck would people actually want to read some random academiac sanctimonies in Polish? It's not a fucking language that people generally have any interest in knowing, or have much use for.Moreso, Polish people even regularly crave killing each other over the slightest deviations from convention with their language, it's too daunting to even try to imagine how they'll react to an actual foreigner tresspassing into their social space in such a manner.Then there's screwy features that leave speakers of other languages hopelessly bewildered, like the lack of determiners. With such perils, other detail-measures become neccessary, such as more complex plurals. Now, this can indeed be seen as a neat, helpful feature, even one shining with communication-improving-potential but it's still generally awkward. Take for example the pluralization of the important term "STEMshit":STEMsmrod : STEMturd - hypersingular, for example, a nerd or perhaps a technological deviceSTEMSmród : STEMstench - generally singular but ambiguous, it would likely refer to something like a MAC/Apple gathering, or just to a nerd, but such a term would of course imply defensive awareness of other nerds looming in the shadows, there with support for that nerdSTEMsmrody : STEMshits - plural, would refer to many nerdsSTEMSmródy : STEMstenches - doubleplural, would refer to something like a Mac gathering and a group of gamers also combined with a group of hackers.
>>4824580And then in the near future, we will have medicinal meat and poultry cards. I can't wait for that.
>>4827647It has been translated into short round head languages like English already, despite the Communists having already seized and destroyed his work as subversive he did it again from memory. Such is the might of Polish peoples with their superior luminaries like Theodor Kaczynski and Pope Jan Pawel II. It is understandable that things must be dumbed down, like teaching schoolchildren.
>>4827708Based communists did the world a favor by eliminating the collected works of that crank.
>>4827708Okay I have no fucking idea what is frog blasting https://pastebin.com/YwazZzcP
>>4827711I think it’s mcdondals and fuck u their fries are superb
>>4827670People will be on the corner vaping their meat
>>4827711Frog blasting? I don't see that mentioned there, but it must be what muslims, especially Moors have been doing the last few years.
Give it to us raw and wriggling
>>4827360Nah, the guy is actually known for it, George Crum is the name.
>>4827714Fuck it is mcds and while I wrote in greater description how their nuggets are fucking awful and special sauce tastes like something out of scifi horror and the company itself is garbage and the step between humans being garbage and turned into bloated living trash cans and the corporation as a whole is the epitome of a Pentex corporation. There is not one redeeming quality of that restaurant megacorp and its continued existence is proof that God has abandoned us for our wickedness.
>>4827838The fries are still dank tho
>>4827838Dont forget Chipotle
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