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Years first ration of poop thread by Antony Hewish - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 20:04:56 EST ID:w3/BkVun No.4827926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So I've been thinking a bit a while.
I've never gone hiking or things like that, even skipped an opportunity to go camping (was a sea scout). But to the point, how does one actually poop when in nature? I mean you can't just leave poop laying around everywhere. Which would imply digging it down? But then also when emptying an outhouse you can't just put it down a hole cause it'll leach down into the groundwater. But maybe that's not a problem when it's just one bowels worth?

>TL;DR ITT
How poop in the forest / mountains
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Palace Maven Molly - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 20:38:42 EST ID:e16MiWy/ No.4827929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you dig a hole, you pull down your pants, you squat, you shit, you hardly wipe your ass because the squatting position works so good, you pull up your pants, fil the hole and you're done.

Fucking city people
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Antony Hewish - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 20:47:29 EST ID:w3/BkVun No.4827930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4827929
Hey, check your pooping experience level privilege.
Also I always wanted to try a squatting toilet. Read somewhere that hemorrhoids weren't really a thing in asia before cause they still used the squat style, was a western problem cause we choose to poop in our unnatural position.
Dunno how things are now.
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Moleman Manyblunts - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 20:58:44 EST ID:5tfo2he3 No.4827932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No body really needs to poop.

Pooping was just made up in the 40's by Big Toilet to sell more coffee and cigarettes and to bolster the toilet paper lobby.
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Antony Hewish - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:00:15 EST ID:w3/BkVun No.4827944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4827932
The NoFappers would probably love that.
NoPoop. Assimilate everything.
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Dark Queen - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:17:17 EST ID:knms3Rnf No.4827948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4827929
This but also you hold onto a tree to get a real deep squat in. Unless you take your pants all the way off, there is a serious risk of shitting your pants from a standard squat. You need to basically hold on to the tree, squat, and lean forward. And you only need to do the hole thing if you're planning on living at that one spot in the woods. In practice no one ever does that. Leaves work pretty well as toilet paper to be honest. The scratchy 1-ply tp is genuinely worse than real leaves, you just gotta know where the good leaves are.

Lol I'm better at shitting in the woods than the pope but I still love my bidet.
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William Cinningnidge - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:21:19 EST ID:6Gd/VMVb No.4827950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4827932

Well everybody remembers the fiasco with Big Turd in the early 50's. Nobody could have expected such a shitshow.
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Koko B. Ware - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:22:23 EST ID:OThmP++H No.4827951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Flip a rock over, shit on bugs, flip it back.
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Priscilla Blackworth - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:30:10 EST ID:1Za/oKuc No.4827953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuw6Z33018

This is how poop on Everest.
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Diego Armando - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 23:07:43 EST ID:/scf49jQ No.4827963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You know, I’ve done a lot of hiking and never had to poop in the woods, I’ve always made it back to civilization or at least somewhere with an outhouse by the end of the day


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