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So I've been thinking a bit a while.I've never gone hiking or things like that, even skipped an opportunity to go camping (was a sea scout). But to the point, how does one actually poop when in nature? I mean you can't just leave poop laying around everywhere. Which would imply digging it down? But then also when emptying an outhouse you can't just put it down a hole cause it'll leach down into the groundwater. But maybe that's not a problem when it's just one bowels worth?>TL;DR ITTHow poop in the forest / mountains
you dig a hole, you pull down your pants, you squat, you shit, you hardly wipe your ass because the squatting position works so good, you pull up your pants, fil the hole and you're done.Fucking city people
>>4827929Hey, check your pooping experience level privilege.Also I always wanted to try a squatting toilet. Read somewhere that hemorrhoids weren't really a thing in asia before cause they still used the squat style, was a western problem cause we choose to poop in our unnatural position.Dunno how things are now.
No body really needs to poop.Pooping was just made up in the 40's by Big Toilet to sell more coffee and cigarettes and to bolster the toilet paper lobby.
>>4827932The NoFappers would probably love that.NoPoop. Assimilate everything.
>>4827929This but also you hold onto a tree to get a real deep squat in. Unless you take your pants all the way off, there is a serious risk of shitting your pants from a standard squat. You need to basically hold on to the tree, squat, and lean forward. And you only need to do the hole thing if you're planning on living at that one spot in the woods. In practice no one ever does that. Leaves work pretty well as toilet paper to be honest. The scratchy 1-ply tp is genuinely worse than real leaves, you just gotta know where the good leaves are.Lol I'm better at shitting in the woods than the pope but I still love my bidet.
>>4827932Well everybody remembers the fiasco with Big Turd in the early 50's. Nobody could have expected such a shitshow.
Flip a rock over, shit on bugs, flip it back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuw6Z33018This is how poop on Everest.
You know, I’ve done a lot of hiking and never had to poop in the woods, I’ve always made it back to civilization or at least somewhere with an outhouse by the end of the day
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