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- Tue, 13 Oct 2020 10:48:59 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5063005
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hey guys, long time no see. anyone getting drunk tonight? I sure am. Got the cheapest 24 pack of beer and eating frozen pizza atm.
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GeorgeClablinghack.xif - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 10:51:02 EST rMsdWwpO No.5063006 Reply
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No. Just tea for me.
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Emeril Lagasse - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 11:11:07 EST fH6YDa3h No.5063013 Reply
I may be persuaded if you post some cute girls or talk about the most recent Cage film you've seen
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GeorgeClablinghack.xif - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 11:18:16 EST rMsdWwpO No.5063016 Reply
>>5063010
Nah sorry. Hes too busy playing RDR2 and Dragon's Dogma
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PokéManiac Samuel - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:12:34 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5063039 Reply
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>>5063013

I have a sexy women folder. I think I have like 5000 pics bro.
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Captain Kargan - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:15:29 EST XAiJkuOJ No.5063045 Reply
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When I cum I’m gonna scream “Not the bees!!!”
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PokéManiac Samuel - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:15:38 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5063046 Reply
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>>5063042

my nic cage folder is lacking, you should help me with that
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Stormy Waters - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:20:03 EST AHikRF07 No.5063055 Reply
suomi on paras
real alcoholic houras
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Captain Kargan - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:20:15 EST XAiJkuOJ No.5063056 Reply
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I have this in postcard form irl
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Captain Kargan - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:42:24 EST XAiJkuOJ No.5063072 Reply
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>>5063070
That would ruin it’s essence. plus I kind of like how the paper disintegrates into my mouth
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Marceline Abadeer - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:57:02 EST /V4Dq25i No.5063077 Reply
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What happened to "last thread guys I'm going sober"
No rudeness implied, just the last of us old guys should stay alive dude, don't kill your liver, take it easy, find something to make your sober time worth it
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Emeril Lagasse - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:01:56 EST fH6YDa3h No.5063079 Reply
>>5063077
He explicitly stated he was just quitting for a while, chill out
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Marceline Abadeer - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:06:44 EST /V4Dq25i No.5063081 Reply
>>5063079
I don't have potatographite memory dude, and 24 beers seems a bit much though still
Unless it's the small 330ml cans then I get it I guess, didn't consider those
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PokéManiac Samuel - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:28:43 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5063088 Reply
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>>5063077
>>5063079
>>5063081
>>5063083

Wasn't that thread over a month ago? That's a long time to be sober, if I could've even do that. I didn't. But I haven't posted here since that thread. And Emeril is right that I never said I would go totally sober and quit for good. I've had some good times tho and I even made some progress with my studies in September.

our 24 beer cases are around 4.5% beers here and 330ml. Actually they are fucking selling 4.3% beer 24 packs now because goverment is increasing alcohol tax or something. And imo beer is like water for any real alcoholic. I see myself as borderline alcoholic, or I have general drug problem, but it is not with alcohol really. But is it the way it is, so easy to get, cheap and legal you know. I'm a former psy/disso/weed head and really loved MXE back in the days. Then I had a psychotic episode with 3-MeO-PCP a few years ago and I don't use much drugs anymore except sometimes like weed, maybe speed and benzos.
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James T Kirk - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:46:50 EST je8GexCp No.5063102 Reply
>>5063088
>just out the shower. oh this? my full face of makeup and fake eyelashes. yeah i tend to shower like this
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PokéManiac Samuel - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:51:25 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5063108 Reply
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>>5063102

yeah she's a huora like I think >>5063055 meant with "houra". at least that doesn't mean anything, so I think he meant huoras (whores).
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Ina Garten - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 15:48:57 EST rZRYba6k No.5063181 Reply
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What do you think his dick is like
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Ina Garten - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 15:49:51 EST rZRYba6k No.5063183 Reply
>>5063102
She might wrap her hair up and do her make up before she does her hair. Plenty of women do that.
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Madame Mérigot - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 16:12:38 EST cWH6wmC0 No.5063199 Reply
>>5063181
Probably like a large Reuben sandwich
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Madame Mérigot - Tue, 13 Oct 2020 16:16:48 EST cWH6wmC0 No.5063204 Reply
>>5063183
Not really big on crinkly little noses.
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Basil Mobblefore - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:46:16 EST /V4Dq25i No.5064131 Reply
>>5063181
My guess would be he's a grower not a shower, real compact when flaccid but decent enough when hard, but still has a complex about it hence all the screaming
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Monty Python - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:54:51 EST a1KRRPEn No.5064137 Reply
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gonna go get high then get my dick sucked later then maybe get drunk off a biottle of wine after that

god bless hoochman
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MinowaMan - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 15:44:10 EST 8pAhFvjw No.5064156 Reply
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>>5064137

nice. I went and fucked an escort like a week ago. First time since this corona shit.
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Lilith Failburry - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 17:40:37 EST /rf1Hs1l No.5064175 Reply
Nicholas Cage is an ugly motherfucker, why not something like a Turkish Kurt Russell?
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ShittingSengerdock.hqx - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:28:13 EST WtvDGsOj No.5064447 Reply
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>>5063005
Welcome back Nick. Family's visiting so I'm sober for the weekend, but I'll drink in your honor next week
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Philly Jones - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:53:15 EST fx9Y3VZg No.5064454 Reply
>>5064447
Tell them to make out a huge check and blow their brains out over it.
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Philly Jones - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:56:00 EST fx9Y3VZg No.5064455 Reply
I'm not interested in the sentiments of misguided fools, only an answer to crime.
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Philly Jones - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 11:00:35 EST fx9Y3VZg No.5064456 Reply
Anybody who's not with that can go right to prison along with everybody else. I don't care for people who aren't sincere.
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Philly Jones - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 11:08:39 EST fx9Y3VZg No.5064464 Reply
You don't even know the magic password.
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Philly Jones - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 11:09:37 EST fx9Y3VZg No.5064466 Reply
>>5064465
Nevermind. Nobody cares.
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Rocket Executive Graham - Fri, 16 Oct 2020 13:15:32 EST /V4Dq25i No.5065040 Reply
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I'm having a beer cagebro, first one in a few weeks. It's so satisfying when you've been without so long. Really hits the spot.
Also I never asked you, why Cage? I mean I kinda get it, he's kinda the spirit vibe animal of beer. But yeah, wondering the reason if there even is any
Maybe the reason got lost in the hooch
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Elite Four Cornelius - Fri, 16 Oct 2020 14:58:27 EST Tk45dqio No.5065081 Reply
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>>5063005

I conquered my habit..
3 litres of beer on monday
3 litres of beer on tuesday
4 litres of beer on thursday

Moderation is key.
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Sir Daniel Fortesque - Fri, 16 Oct 2020 14:59:29 EST W2kU6zbR No.5065083 Reply
>>5065081
I tried moderation plenty of times. it's not possible for some alcoholics.
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Elite Four Cornelius - Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:05:00 EST Tk45dqio No.5065089 Reply
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>>5065083

You could always add benzo's and mexican tripping weed to make it easier for yourself... Don't forget to jack off, once a day at least.
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Lass Henry - Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:07:34 EST k4UcCenz No.5065128 Reply
dude if I had benzos I'd abuse them and I already been smoking weed since before I even had a problem with liquor
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Demetrious Johnson - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:45:24 EST wAx6RyHg No.5065679 Reply
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>>5065040

>why Cage?

Because of the movie Leaving Las Vegas. I never really thought or liked Cage before that, but he is a world class actor.
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Eric Ripert - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:56:44 EST ZI2yNnf9 No.5065683 Reply
>>5065682
Thiamine baybeeee. eat up that thiamine. protect your brain if you're drinking
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:04:18 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065684 Reply
>>5065679
Terrible movie, needs more Mohawks and side plots with genius spies
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Demetrious Johnson - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:08:08 EST wAx6RyHg No.5065685 Reply
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>>5065683

They gave me a thiamine shot in the butt when I went to the psyward a few years ago because of dissos. I think they give them for alcoholics too when they enter detofixication. But I think you really need to drink/use drugs and not eat for years to get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome which those thiamine shots are for.
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:09:54 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065686 Reply
Generally speaking it's this. Suburban and rural people are stupid, and just imitate what they see on TV because they want to be famous, because they're unaware of the factors around those events and easily just influenced by patterns.

Like the whole gender thing. It's crude, imitative monkey behavior. There's actually huge consequences to there being even a small window into the horrifying real world, because it's like TV to them when they see it. They just imitate it as if it were a sitcom because they have a level of conscious somewhere on the level of a marmoset.
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Alfred Catface - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:12:47 EST 32u2rsMY No.5065687 Reply
>>5065685
I heard about some guy drinking so much (this was last year or so) plain vodka with no chase (because chaser costs) and eventually almost no food at all either, that the motherfucker got scurvy
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Eric Ripert - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:20:01 EST ZI2yNnf9 No.5065693 Reply
>>5065685
Yeahh. If you're drinking so much that you just pass out, wake up, drink more, and never are really sober enough to make some food, that is a considerable risk.

Korsakoff is the more long term one that comes on over time. Being a long term drinker considerably increases your risk, but you can get Wernicke encephalopathy pretty much overnight. It's an acute swelling of your brain that happens fast. You do need to be drinking for a long time for this to happen though, generally, unless your diet is severly fucked.
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:02:19 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065740 Reply
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Found the problem, you're all idiots.
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:04:16 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065745 Reply
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Oh wait I mean

Something something fat neckbeard emo goth kid m'lady
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:05:38 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065748 Reply
Stereotypical cowboy redneck indian

Hao motherfucker
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:07:20 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065751 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Thomas Henderson - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 21:36:31 EST UB8TTnhe No.5065832 Reply
>>5065751
Sponge Bob fandom is always a huge shout from the rooftop: "I'M A ZOOMER! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT REN AND STIMPY IS, EVEN THOUGH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD CARTOON IS A SECOND RATE COPY OF IT!"
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Gralik Durr - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 22:17:15 EST fH6YDa3h No.5065858 Reply
>>5065832
Having a high regard for Ren and Stimpy would be like praising Bill Cosby's standup nowadays
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Fisherman Matilda - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 15:07:42 EST wAx6RyHg No.5066204 Reply
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beer. but tomorrow "dropless" as in "tipaton".
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Pat Miletich - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 15:13:54 EST 2Hva0WHS No.5066214 Reply
>>5066207
Those are just Air Force Ones. Also Crocs take the cake of ugly shoes
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Eddie Wineland - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 19:16:30 EST k4UcCenz No.5066307 Reply
>>5066297
the Neolithic age. at least wait until they have some semblance of agriculture and permanent settlement before you fuck em

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