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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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Last non-boyfriend/SO/long-term-partner you fucked by Doris Dezzlecocke - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 04:25:33 EST ID:4luarcnP No.404888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tell me the story, in detail, about the last guy you slept with
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Charlotte Nivingwater - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 05:18:57 EST ID:Mh9Cu0qP No.404889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>404888

Blonde hair blue eyes, he was kind of average he was a magic the gathering nerd so he wasnt buff, he wasnt super skinny and he wasnt fat he was like right in the middle.
Decent sized penis, i'd say maybe 7 inches. He smelt nice. We would smoke weed and drink cognac together, he always wanted to watch a comedy movie when we were having sex.

I met him in a bar when i was on acid, for some reason i had decided that taking my bra off in the middle of the dance floor was a good idea, but i was super high and it was a really nice band playing. anyway he came up to me and gave me a glass of water, which i drank, i sometimes forget that im supposed to be careful about accepting drinks from strangers, but oh well. It was just plain water.
We danced alot and he grabbed my boobs a lot and i grabbed his bum a lot too, we walked back to my place and on the way he started telling me how awesome magic the gathering is and how he plays in a local tournament, i really didnt get it.

we seen each other for a good few months before it eventually ended in a break up, the last time we had sex it was same as usual, i was sitting on the couch smoking listening to music, he had just had a bad tournament and was quite upset, we smoked up, began kissing, i pulled all my clothes off and he started like gently nibbling my nipples which made me feel so good all i could do was hold him really tight, rather than going into the bedroom we just did it on the floor of my living room, he was incredibly hard, i pulled his pants off and started blowing him, we rolled around kissing each other, i turned over and put my butt in the air, he grabbed the front of my thighs and pulled me into him, he started fucking me really quick like rapidly and as soon as it started it was over, but now my record was just on the runout groove and was going crackle crackle thump thump. i didnt even think about carpet burn but shit did it hurt.
We looked at each other and just let the record spin, smiling. we then went about our night i made dinner for us, we did our things, next morning he was gone, never heard from him again, tired texting him, tried calling him, asked his friends that i knew, nothing.

I still dont know what i did wrong, its now been months since. maybe im an awful cook, ahh well.
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Doris Dezzlecocke - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 05:57:51 EST ID:4luarcnP No.404890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>404889
nice story, wouldnt mind more like this, but im curious about like 1 night stands and quick fucks, where its just sex
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Charlotte Nivingwater - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 06:53:40 EST ID:Mh9Cu0qP No.404891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>404890

Haha sorry totally didnt read the title.
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Sophie Drirryhare - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 18:06:48 EST ID:DJMnN8vh No.404894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Trans escort years ago at a nice hotel. She had me try to find her in the hotel using our cellphones for a good while beforehand. I walked in to her room she told me to put the money on the counter. I did she told me to take off my clothes I did. I started blowing her and then we sixty nined. I fucked her in the ass. It took her like an hour to get hard since she had an orchi done. She started to get hard and then she came. She finished me off with a hand job. Then I kinda felt nasty and she told me to leave so I did. She weighed more than me which was hot I kinda I wanted to fuck someone femme and bigger than I am. So it was kinda cool I liked it and would gladly to fuck again, someone more petite probably. But sex is overrated.
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Nell Sinkinstock - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 12:04:05 EST ID:IWQ8cYmQ No.405166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>404889
you didn't do anything wrong dear <3
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Kayla !!Yitm7rXS - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 18:24:24 EST ID:1HA4Tga6 No.405171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last guy i slept with that wasn't my bf was ex special forces and was 6'6" and this was 3 weeks ago. Met him at a normie bar and he hit on me and we really clicked, ended up taking me to a motel 6 and he fucked my brains out, I felt so tiny in his arms. Too bad he was a 2 time violent felon or I would have made him my bf, when he said he was on probation I felt terrified and left after cuddling
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Simon Meshwit - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:05:31 EST ID:DJMnN8vh No.405175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405171
Just because hes on probation doest mean hes a bad guy.
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Ebenezer Shittingworth - Sat, 05 May 2018 23:03:48 EST ID:uYaYnZIz No.405210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>404889
Hi, I'm not transitioning or anything, just a guy who fetishizes trannies and stuff. I just wanted to say that he probably left you for no fault of your own. I'm the kind of guy who could see himself doing that to someone, whether they were born female or not. Sometimes you just have to leave, and it wasn't right of him to do so without talking to you about it. But sometimes you just have to go.
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Lydia Fuckinggold - Tue, 08 May 2018 11:56:35 EST ID:IdyLvraL No.405218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405171
>ex special forces are tranny fuckers
i knew one ex swat guy and he was a tranny fucker too. whats up with those guys anyway


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