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How much can i feminize my body without using hormones? by Esther Bigglehatch - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:56:42 EST ID:ybqEtPYf No.405213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I´ve seen some examples of before and after hormones and they look great, but unfortunately i dont have enough money to keep buying it....
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Beatrice Dengernudging - Sun, 06 May 2018 16:03:36 EST ID:/+8n58cz No.405215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get a job.
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Fanny Sizzlestit - Sun, 06 May 2018 20:05:41 EST ID:01PZ2Zlm No.405216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405213
Simple. Learn Chemistrism.

Just kidding, acquire bovine hormones instead!
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Beatrice Fillytudge - Sun, 06 May 2018 21:33:40 EST ID:/+8n58cz No.405217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>bovine hormones?
Talk about acne mang.
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Nigel Paffingcocke - Tue, 08 May 2018 22:50:35 EST ID:JZG38MeK No.405223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405217
Okay, fine, if some people have to be all picky and paranoid in that way, then, y'all better expand back a bit to the general principle!

Okay, so, the vast majority of people might think that dog hormones would be the next best choice, but then the vast majority of people would be wrong! Don't you dare be forgetting that dog hormones are the exact same thing as wolf hormones, and so it damn better be terrifyingly obvious that they'd turn you into a werewolf! So instead, the next most handy choice is of course rat hormones, it's not like you'd have to worry about becoming any sort of "were rat" - a totally nonexistant concern!
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Sidney Secklefudge - Wed, 09 May 2018 21:45:23 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405231
Whoa, watchthehellout with that! You'll absolutely need to make damn sure you're having nothing to do with the shark fishing for fin soup industry! It's fucking barbaric, and if what you wanted is to be barbaric, you should be injecting yourself with a combination of testosterone, bear androgen, hyena estrogen and wolverine androgen!

But, if you're going for synthetics, that's another story, you do want to support the hormones used to tranform seabass to make them capable of handling lasers attached to their heads, as that product range also allows said seabass to be grown with many, many selachimorphous fins. Hahaha, fake sharkfin soup, buwahahahaha! There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of making all those overworked Taiwanese sararimen cry knowing that the one classy thing that they held closest to their hearts has been hopelessly defiled with lies, buwahahahaha!
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George Babberwater - Wed, 09 May 2018 23:54:11 EST ID:YeWeqmeI No.405242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wtf! i want to become more feminine, not a wolf or shark lol
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Alice Snodfoot - Thu, 10 May 2018 02:28:20 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405242
Hush.

I'm waiting to hear how much pregnant horse piss I have to drink to become a vampire

I wanna be cute and Goth forever
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Walter Bunwell - Thu, 10 May 2018 15:05:56 EST ID:FPewv9zH No.405246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405241
>if what you wanted is to be barbaric, you should be injecting yourself with a combination of testosterone, bear androgen, hyena estrogen and wolverine androgen
Replace hyena with Siberian tiger estrogen (Sibertitrogen TM.) and we have a deal.

>tranaform seabass to make them capable of handling lasers attached to their head
Nice Austin Powers reference.

>>405242
>become more feminine, not a wolf or shark lol
It'll just make you a highly agressive female.
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Phineas Bittingbury - Sat, 12 May 2018 00:23:50 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405242
You're totally missing the point. You can expect to find rat hormones readily sold because scientists do everything with rats. That and you don't have to worry about becoming a were-rat, like you would about becoming a wolf.
>>405246
Ummm, include tiger 'mones if you want, but you do want to include hyena estrogen if you want to be badass.
>>405243
You can't drink fluids to become a vampire. You'd get rabies, first make sure there's a cure for rabies, and one with more than a 20% survival rate, then you can try consuming bat fluids.
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Martin Dibbleville - Sat, 12 May 2018 00:49:03 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405249
Fine, fuck bat piss.

How many tbois do I need to murder and consume to gain their hematophagy powers? I'm Irish, I avoid the sun already.
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Frederick Wepperpine - Sat, 12 May 2018 01:10:31 EST ID:Mh9Cu0qP No.405251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405250

im pretty sure its about 8
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Martin Dibbleville - Sat, 12 May 2018 14:14:03 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405251
Alright, but it's gonna have to wait until cheat day. I'm watching my figure.

Grindr here I come!
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Phineas Bittingbury - Sat, 12 May 2018 19:49:19 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405253
Ahhh, oh-yeah, it seems you're just about fully with us on this bandwaggon now!

So of course you must be wondering just how you're going to get those 8, you gotta wonder what the absulte best plan is, to make sure you have enough prospects to take safe opportunities.

And to do that, you just need to dump rabbit-progesterone into the local water supply, to launch everyone's sex drive through the roof! And to take full advantage of that, we can buy some stock in year-round sellers of valentine's-day type items and sex toys and put-options against antidepressent-sellers.
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Charlotte Bimmerlock - Sun, 13 May 2018 23:39:53 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405255
>safe opportunities
Oh shit, I have to eat them raw, don't I? I was really counting on cooking away any STIs I would encounter.

Uh oh, I'm going to have to test these dudes before I murder and eat them. Those results could take weeks, what am I going to do if they have the gift? Catch, tag, and release is not feasible for cannibalistic serial homicide.

Hm, maybe the AIDS epidemic was a psyop against the vampire menace after all. David Icke was right, like usual.
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Priscilla Sirringridge - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:21:32 EST ID:7hJCOOod No.405261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405258
Cooking heat won't save you from prions anyway.
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Hugh Diddlewill - Wed, 16 May 2018 22:05:46 EST ID:1j5pujDM No.405264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405261
AIDS isn't caused by prions.
Eat your fucking toothpaste and go to bed.
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Isabella Bengerford - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:39:42 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405258
Uhhh, getting confusing, I figure you'd have to ask /crops/ or /nom/, /fit/, /spoox/ or /med/.
>>405264
What's that, Mandrake?
>>405261
Brains? We're talking vampires, not zombies, wasteful weirdos. Or ghouls, they do at least make use of the whole meatsac.

Well... here's a solution. Finding a partner who's undeath-queer ... part ghoul-part zombie. That way, they'll be able to eat the whole head, the intestines, most of the body. Or try being undeath queer yourself, a mix of vampire and ghoul, feasting on the whole heart, various bodily fluids. But zombies are weird, partner up with an old fashioned headhunter instead
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Caroline Turveyfuck - Sat, 19 May 2018 05:50:22 EST ID:7hJCOOod No.405268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405264
>will eat people
>thinks he won't be exposed to misfolded proteins

Enjoy that kuru.
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Shitting Gishstock - Wed, 23 May 2018 11:49:29 EST ID:UA+AeIS8 No.405273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405223
No one tell him to look up a D&D monster manuel


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