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How much can i feminize my body without using hormones? by Esther Bigglehatch - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:56:42 EST ID:ybqEtPYf No.405213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I´ve seen some examples of before and after hormones and they look great, but unfortunately i dont have enough money to keep buying it....
Beatrice Dengernudging - Sun, 06 May 2018 16:03:36 EST ID:/+8n58cz No.405215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get a job.
Fanny Sizzlestit - Sun, 06 May 2018 20:05:41 EST ID:01PZ2Zlm No.405216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Simple. Learn Chemistrism.

Just kidding, acquire bovine hormones instead!
Beatrice Fillytudge - Sun, 06 May 2018 21:33:40 EST ID:/+8n58cz No.405217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>bovine hormones?
Talk about acne mang.
Nigel Paffingcocke - Tue, 08 May 2018 22:50:35 EST ID:JZG38MeK No.405223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay, fine, if some people have to be all picky and paranoid in that way, then, y'all better expand back a bit to the general principle!

Okay, so, the vast majority of people might think that dog hormones would be the next best choice, but then the vast majority of people would be wrong! Don't you dare be forgetting that dog hormones are the exact same thing as wolf hormones, and so it damn better be terrifyingly obvious that they'd turn you into a werewolf! So instead, the next most handy choice is of course rat hormones, it's not like you'd have to worry about becoming any sort of "were rat" - a totally nonexistant concern!
Sidney Secklefudge - Wed, 09 May 2018 21:45:23 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Whoa, watchthehellout with that! You'll absolutely need to make damn sure you're having nothing to do with the shark fishing for fin soup industry! It's fucking barbaric, and if what you wanted is to be barbaric, you should be injecting yourself with a combination of testosterone, bear androgen, hyena estrogen and wolverine androgen!

But, if you're going for synthetics, that's another story, you do want to support the hormones used to tranform seabass to make them capable of handling lasers attached to their heads, as that product range also allows said seabass to be grown with many, many selachimorphous fins. Hahaha, fake sharkfin soup, buwahahahaha! There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of making all those overworked Taiwanese sararimen cry knowing that the one classy thing that they held closest to their hearts has been hopelessly defiled with lies, buwahahahaha!
George Babberwater - Wed, 09 May 2018 23:54:11 EST ID:YeWeqmeI No.405242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wtf! i want to become more feminine, not a wolf or shark lol
Alice Snodfoot - Thu, 10 May 2018 02:28:20 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm waiting to hear how much pregnant horse piss I have to drink to become a vampire

I wanna be cute and Goth forever
Walter Bunwell - Thu, 10 May 2018 15:05:56 EST ID:FPewv9zH No.405246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>if what you wanted is to be barbaric, you should be injecting yourself with a combination of testosterone, bear androgen, hyena estrogen and wolverine androgen
Replace hyena with Siberian tiger estrogen (Sibertitrogen TM.) and we have a deal.

>tranaform seabass to make them capable of handling lasers attached to their head
Nice Austin Powers reference.

>become more feminine, not a wolf or shark lol
It'll just make you a highly agressive female.
Phineas Bittingbury - Sat, 12 May 2018 00:23:50 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're totally missing the point. You can expect to find rat hormones readily sold because scientists do everything with rats. That and you don't have to worry about becoming a were-rat, like you would about becoming a wolf.
Ummm, include tiger 'mones if you want, but you do want to include hyena estrogen if you want to be badass.
You can't drink fluids to become a vampire. You'd get rabies, first make sure there's a cure for rabies, and one with more than a 20% survival rate, then you can try consuming bat fluids.
Martin Dibbleville - Sat, 12 May 2018 00:49:03 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fine, fuck bat piss.

How many tbois do I need to murder and consume to gain their hematophagy powers? I'm Irish, I avoid the sun already.
Frederick Wepperpine - Sat, 12 May 2018 01:10:31 EST ID:Mh9Cu0qP No.405251 Ignore Report Quick Reply

im pretty sure its about 8
Martin Dibbleville - Sat, 12 May 2018 14:14:03 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alright, but it's gonna have to wait until cheat day. I'm watching my figure.

Grindr here I come!
Phineas Bittingbury - Sat, 12 May 2018 19:49:19 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ahhh, oh-yeah, it seems you're just about fully with us on this bandwaggon now!

So of course you must be wondering just how you're going to get those 8, you gotta wonder what the absulte best plan is, to make sure you have enough prospects to take safe opportunities.

And to do that, you just need to dump rabbit-progesterone into the local water supply, to launch everyone's sex drive through the roof! And to take full advantage of that, we can buy some stock in year-round sellers of valentine's-day type items and sex toys and put-options against antidepressent-sellers.
Charlotte Bimmerlock - Sun, 13 May 2018 23:39:53 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>safe opportunities
Oh shit, I have to eat them raw, don't I? I was really counting on cooking away any STIs I would encounter.

Uh oh, I'm going to have to test these dudes before I murder and eat them. Those results could take weeks, what am I going to do if they have the gift? Catch, tag, and release is not feasible for cannibalistic serial homicide.

Hm, maybe the AIDS epidemic was a psyop against the vampire menace after all. David Icke was right, like usual.
Priscilla Sirringridge - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:21:32 EST ID:7hJCOOod No.405261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cooking heat won't save you from prions anyway.
Hugh Diddlewill - Wed, 16 May 2018 22:05:46 EST ID:1j5pujDM No.405264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
AIDS isn't caused by prions.
Eat your fucking toothpaste and go to bed.
Isabella Bengerford - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:39:42 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Uhhh, getting confusing, I figure you'd have to ask /crops/ or /nom/, /fit/, /spoox/ or /med/.
What's that, Mandrake?
Brains? We're talking vampires, not zombies, wasteful weirdos. Or ghouls, they do at least make use of the whole meatsac.

Well... here's a solution. Finding a partner who's undeath-queer ... part ghoul-part zombie. That way, they'll be able to eat the whole head, the intestines, most of the body. Or try being undeath queer yourself, a mix of vampire and ghoul, feasting on the whole heart, various bodily fluids. But zombies are weird, partner up with an old fashioned headhunter instead
Caroline Turveyfuck - Sat, 19 May 2018 05:50:22 EST ID:7hJCOOod No.405268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>will eat people
>thinks he won't be exposed to misfolded proteins

Enjoy that kuru.
Shitting Gishstock - Wed, 23 May 2018 11:49:29 EST ID:UA+AeIS8 No.405273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No one tell him to look up a D&D monster manuel
Cyril Gezzlefot - Fri, 25 May 2018 05:12:29 EST ID:Ef6epSt4 No.405274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wait, what? You're saying that ... there is such a thing as a were-dog? But... how would that be anything but a clownier, more controllable, and on the whole lamer baby-werewolf? Those neckbeards better not have made a were-dog that's something else, that's just not right!
Ian Crattingnit - Tue, 29 May 2018 00:04:25 EST ID:XY+IHbMF No.405293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No one here wants to eat people. There's just some normal trendy desire fo drink blood, and some concern about waste.

However, >>405249 is on the right track, work with scientists ... somehow, it always seems to be those damn scientists that are behind everything. And you know they really love brains! So just drink the blood, and distribute the other parts of the body to scientists because in all likelyhood, as had happened with colon and bucal vaginoplasties, they'll keep inventing new trans-things.

Of course, you must know better than to impose on too many scientists, or to overwhelm one scientists with way too much stuff. So what you do is, you mail the gonads and the adrenal gland to 3 different scientists, and bundle one of those parts together with the brain. Also, send the genitals to another scientist, scientists are known to seriously love mere foreskins as testing material. Send the hands to two more scientists, as you know science is stumped on how to shrink hands, and bundle them with some nice organs, and do the same for the feet because they are basically the same. And of course send the breasts, and hams, to silicone valley.
Eliza Bemmlespear - Tue, 29 May 2018 22:52:38 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Speak for yourself. I'd totally eat a person if I could acquire human flesh legally. The act itself is legal in most jurisdictions, due to lack of precedent and the fact that usually cannibals were up to some far more serious shit such as grave robbing or murder. I suppose when I'm older and have some money to waste on legal advice I'll get the ball rolling. Amputated limbs and bodies donated to science gotta go somewhere, might as well be my next cookout, right? Or maybe I'll get lazy, fry up one of my own fingers and post pics on /nom/. Still less disgusting than anything nr has made.

Boy, will eating a person be a fun story for the grandkids. That's the big draw for me, the novelty of it. Good icebreaker for parties, too. I don't even really like meat. Burgers are nice but steaks kinda suck.

/cd/ - Cannibalism Discussion.
Oliver Brookworth - Wed, 30 May 2018 03:49:40 EST ID:L3Wf0ZjO No.405303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>appropriating amputated limbs
A felony. And you think the courts will be lenient on a cannibal, laws or no? You're going to be a media circus my friend, and then the prisoners will eat you alive. Shame, you won't even live to see your brain rot because it'll be bashed in by Bubba's weights. Enjoy being the next Dahmer you stupid fuck.
Eliza Bemmlespear - Wed, 30 May 2018 04:11:27 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is why I'll consult a lawyer before pursuing any possibility. There's a way around this shit somehow. Donated limbs, maybe. I think that's how that guy up in Canada got some testicle slices he ate in a courthouse.

Oh shit, that gives me an idea. Any of you ladies wanna go halfsies on your orchi? There's just two things I'll need from you in return.
John Grimham - Thu, 31 May 2018 15:21:32 EST ID:L3Wf0ZjO No.405306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>implying I don't need all of it for my SRS
nice try
Priscilla Craffingforth - Thu, 31 May 2018 22:28:20 EST ID:CWZuyhg7 No.405309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damnit, you are sick, you sick bastard!

What you're talking about is insane, it makes no sense to do, and people will come after you because it's just so senseless, they'll come after you by any means neccessary. Get your head on straight about this.

Okay, here's what you do. You go on an interfaith martydom site, you know, one of those venues for fostering understanding between Christians, Muslims and Buddhists? Be sure to pick one with a very strongly worded anti-murder policy, you don't want to get targetted by sickos or stung by the feds. Offer a chance to be a divine messenger of "fore thought".

Or just go on one of those sites for perverts, and just snag one of those eager "no limits slaves". Oh yes, and it goes without saying that this volunteer is to be male.

Then, in your top secret underground dungeon, complete with a comprehensively fancy restrain system, you just take advantage of how the liver grows back. So what you do is you take a *very small* piece of liver and transplant it into one of the testes. Then you wait 6 weeks until the tissues completely fuse. Now, you split this newly combined organ in two. Within another 3 weeks, you should have two fully functional liverous testicles each the size of the original. In another two weeks, they will be roughly double their size, by now reducing their rate of growth. Halving them once again will again make them to regrow in a similar time, this time reaching something a little less than double the previous size. After a few more splits, with your slave/martyr will be too genitalialy-laden to walk around, you should easily have a nice, conveniently harvestable source of meat.
James Bellerhotch - Thu, 31 May 2018 22:30:37 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought the scrotum stays.
Rebecca Memmerkit - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:02:55 EST ID:6Wi0fZup No.405312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've decided to start transitioning and I've been eating soy for nearly 20 years as a vegetarian.
tl;dr Soy and spearmint will go a long way.
I only learned spearmint was a T blocker recently though.
And no, soy doesn't make you trans or gay.
I was a red meat eater as a kid, at age 5 or so. Beef, chicken and a lot of shrimp too.
Rebecca Memmerkit - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:05:54 EST ID:6Wi0fZup No.405313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also had trans feelings as a kid. Dollhouses. Lots of dollhouses. And home/store playsets. At least my parents were somewhat accepting of me being in the kitchen.
Jarvis Pappertidge - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 01:39:23 EST ID:RZtNdvIB No.405322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Soy? Soy?!?

Just because Alex Jones, Joe Rogan and Ann Coulter throw fits against it, doesn't mean it's "feminizing".

Soy does nothing too you ... except beat up your thyroid, suck out minerals, screw up your Omega3/6 ratio moderately and slip you a dose of heavy metals.

But, if you want to believe that Spearmint will make you grow breasts, who is anyone to say it's impossible.. I don't know, maybe you'll come across some ways to process it or something else to might combine it with ...but, just note that, even assuming you go all the way growing spearmint, you will start developing feelings for plants before you start growing breasts.
David Goodfoot - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:07:34 EST ID:/mvU5kp8 No.405354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>except beat up your thyroid, suck out minerals, screw up your Omega3/6 ratio moderately
None of these things happen with soy either. Why do fat Americans make dumbass assumptions when their beef eating country tops the obesity list and every East Asian country even industrialized ones like Japan laugh at them? Off to your paleo diet sis.
Fanny Pushdale - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 05:05:43 EST ID:2ZVU3GNs No.405356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>dur hur, because some people consciously eat beef, that means they don't take in tons of soy
>dur hur hur, because some highly mutated soy dishes come from east asia, that means east asians gorge on soy
>dur hur hurhur, because east asians are not highly lactose tollerant, they must drink soy milk
>dur hurhurhurhur, soy oil doesn't count, nor does avoidance of tallow
>dur hur hurhurhurhur, everyone who's against soy must be american! (and fat[/spoiler)
Fanny Drocklesut - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 00:19:51 EST ID:/mvU5kp8 No.405361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>all this insulin-spiked nonsense
Your diabetes is showing American, nb. Continue telling yourself St. Atkins is the glory of God or whatever you do.
Augustus Dacklepodging - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 14:49:37 EST ID:LJqoBAdC No.405364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>because some highly mutated soy dishes come from east asia, that means east asians gorge on soy
It's been a staple crop in east asia for millennia.

You see how the feminizing thing is ridiculous, but then you promote equally ridiculous claims ("sucking out minerals"?).

Because food trends come and go very quickly in murica. There's a shitload of terrible reporting on the subject, so people get confused a lot.
Lydia Hockledale - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 02:33:35 EST ID:/mvU5kp8 No.405367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's because of our media. They see one study and report it as god when science doesn't work like that. And then retards report the results of that one study as if it's sacrosanct when again, science does not work like that. Paradigms are questioned and overthrown. One paper's conclusion is another paper's refutation. It only becomes valid when a paucity of sources demonstrate the same thing, like with smoking tobacco (and even then it's not a 100% bad 100% good thing - tobacco smokers have the lowest rates of parkinson's disease even after factoring for age).
Doris Drudgepune - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 21:31:58 EST ID:h9n+pWzL No.405485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That is just such a complete garbage "argument". And its capacity to be "right" is ridiculously irrelevant.

Just because you're very likely to encounter a sickly meat eater in the gutter, doesn't mean shit. It doesn't matter whether they're unhealthy, all that's relevant is whether switching animal products for extra doses of plant derivatives is healthy, which it isn't.

It is someone's own damn business if they have a habbit of chugging tea with half-and-half to deal with the stress of interacting with bastards who may or may not be vegan. Who are actually profoundly likely to be encountered by vegans who naturally happen to be gutter dwellers. It's irrelevant if they eat atlantic salmon pan fried in glutinous rice batter, or donuts deep fried in lard, or burger meals with extra fries or popcorn shrimp or cheese popcorn, everyone has their vices, and vices simply are vices, not things you can use to invalidate and invert something you just don't like by hoping they're significantly associated.
Nicholas Chillyburk - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 00:19:07 EST ID:IaHMwdko No.405489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WTF are you talking about? Neither of the posts you responded to are talking about vegetarian shit.

I eat animals all the time. But soy is also great. Kinda a miracle plant. It's got a shitload of vitamins, has a high yield, ferments wonderfully, and is a solid source of protein. Soy sauce is awesome. Soy milk is tasty. Tofu is good in a main course, apetizer or dessert. Soy is the fuckin shit, dude.

Our current capitalist system does some fucked up things with it (millions of acres of monoculture isn't cool). But that's not soy's fault. That's capitalism.

>It is someone's own damn business if they have a habbit of chugging tea with half-and-half to deal with the stress of interacting with bastards who may or may not be vegan.
Bruh. dairy is awesome. So is soy. They can co-exist.

>They see one study and report it as god when science doesn't work like that.
Exactly. That's why americans' discourse on food is so fucked up.
Martin Trotford - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 06:01:41 EST ID:h9n+pWzL No.405496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anti-atkins is the natural vegan position, vegan is just about as anti-atkins as they come, the level of anti-atkins that's market by hysterically screaming "diabeetus!" at any disaproval of y'all's "miracle plant". Like if you say it's the fucking shit at fermenting because it needs fermentation not to be so poisonous.

But if you're a meat lover, and radically pro-soy and anti-atkins then ... that's not right, that's not even wrong! It doesn't even seem like any sort of coherant dietary attitude.
Polly Braffingville - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 03:10:27 EST ID:YIua4B5W No.405544 Ignore Report Quick Reply

please don't ban me i just want to help
George Wanningleck - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 13:59:17 EST ID:dJ2Eeipu No.405629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>vegan is just about as anti-atkins as they come
wrong, there are tons of low carb vegetables in the world. Sounds to me like you have no basic understanding of diet and are spewing whatever the blogs tell you is right like a typical fatmerican.
Cyril Broggledut - Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:46:58 EST ID:dJ2Eeipu No.405631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>feeding people and making biofuels isn't cool because fuck crapitulism xdddddd
If you want less monocultures, kill 6 billion people edgy millennial.
John Dabblebanks - Wed, 22 Aug 2018 02:55:51 EST ID:/OG1EjaB No.405632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok done. I killed 6 billion people, then I ate some pizza. Now what?
Clara Goodbanks - Sat, 25 Aug 2018 11:00:11 EST ID:sM2PgvWz No.405635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lmao nb

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