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Lets say a young man in his late 20s wants to help by Phineas Sibbleson - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 19:19:08 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He's not tall, he's not particularly handsome, but he's cute. He's kind. He's a good cook. Not obese. Now here's the question. How many of you would be open to entering into a contractually monogamous at-home relationship with this man in exchange for food, clothes, cost of any medicine, weekly dates, bi-monthly vacations, etc. ?

Some extra details about him
Pros
>Appreciates and creates art
>Is empathetic
>Enjoys and plays music
>Has money
>Is good with his hands, farming, landscaping, etc.
>Is a considerate and passionate lover
>Is funny

Cons
>Isn't very tall
>Has mild autism
>Prone to being overly sensitive
>Lazy
>Slightly selfish
>Slightly jealous
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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 19:58:09 EST ID:YMUFI45V No.405324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is mild autism a con?

If anything that probably makes him so good at what he is good at.
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Priscilla Suzzlefan - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 23:45:25 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'll take him!
A little about me:
Pros:
>early 20s
>good hygiene
>decently cute, hair is charmingly messy
>working towards being a bodybuilder as a hobby
>working towards a skilled trade as a career
>hardworking but not a workaholic
>enjoys music, art, hiking, writing letters to serial killers
>responsible with money
>lacks empathy except for cats
>prone to being entirely insensitive
>I'll let you cut me during sex
>passionate cuddler
>does not drink, smokes weed rarely
>strictly monogamous
>has no family, so no in-laws to worry about
>speaks two languages fluently
Cons:
>isn't very tall
>has some money but not much
>has trouble controlling anger
>is a cisman, only comes here to talk about cannibalism
>wears glasses
>terrible cook
>I'll make you cut me during sex
>perhaps too passionate of a cuddler
>smokes cigarettes, half pack a day
>almost never laughs at jokes
>almost always laughs at gore
>has a cat
>wants a family
>Juggalo
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William Pidgecocke - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:22:45 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405325
Aw man, a serious thread and all I got was this guy.

OK I'll tell the truth I'm the guy with the autism. I want a waifu. Benis is 7 inch btw not sure if matters but, you know.
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Simon Gimblebidging - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 22:12:44 EST ID:Jt2EK7wn No.405333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405332
I'm serious, too, man. I would love to be your edgy man waifu and I eagerly await your penis.

LiveLeak and chill sometime?

Also, for the record, Catherine also replied to you; she's an actual dickgirl but ai must warn you that she may not realize that your posts are made by an individual person and not the Demiurge.
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Hugh Blytheham - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 13:48:51 EST ID:/mvU5kp8 No.405337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you forgot to mention the biggest one
>is only shooting for a tranny because all the cis girls rejected him
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Isabella Choshdick - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:42:00 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405337
Ok whore, no medical treatment for you. You could have just said no thankyou.
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Isabella Choshdick - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 18:50:47 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405333
But you don't identify as female or even fem, and Catherine didn't give an actual answer but a critique of the categorization of autism as a con.
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Fucking Smallshit - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 01:31:39 EST ID:/OG1EjaB No.405342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>405339
Fair enough.

so much for 420chanfreesexdating, huh? This board is slow, though. You'll get a meaningful reply eventually. Your girlfriend with a penis is out there; don't give up hope!
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Jenny Bindlegold - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 02:19:24 EST ID:ZQsADd2C No.405344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aside from autism and money, I think I'm similar. It'd be nice if I got to know someone and entered into a situation like this while I transition.
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Barnaby Murdfuck - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 17:15:44 EST ID:/mvU5kp8 No.405345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405338
did I hit a nerve? lol nb
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Emma Crirrykurk - Sun, 17 Jun 2018 03:04:58 EST ID:/OG1EjaB No.405372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405344
that's literally what OP was offering before we scared him off.

Lol you could've had a sugar daddy/soulmate but then spicy dickgirls happened.
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Basil Bazzleworth - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:35:02 EST ID:ZQsADd2C No.405376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405372
Was drunk and misread, I'm actually the one transitioning in this situation and would be up to being "homemaker" while I transition.
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William Nuffingfotch - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 09:54:43 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405372
Still here

>>405376
How old are you? Interests? Education? Hobbies?
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Augustus Breblinghock - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:02:41 EST ID:UJtWeOh1 No.405378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm like you phineas in that I want a whatever you wanna call it to love on. But not really exactly the same and in all honesty, I'd never into a relationship based on a this for that sort of arrangement.

I've had some luck with finding good partners. My honest and serious is advice is make it about finding someone who likes you for you, not that what you can do for them. And then treat them well. Too easy really.

People are people, not sex objects. This for that sounds nice but its dehumanizing for both of you. No hate, but I really think you'd do a lot better putting the effort on just finding someone you dig. Get involved on places like fetlife, its hit or miss, but at the least you might find someone to talk with a little.
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William Nuffingfotch - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:26:22 EST ID:j2fI3czC No.405379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405378
>fetlife
Yea no thankyou I don't need a beer belly daddi or a muffin top mommy or a buck toothed swamp donkey.
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Rebecca Gonkinstut - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:49:21 EST ID:/OG1EjaB No.405380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>405379
You should try Doublelist.

It's like what Craigslist used to be, except it sucks, nobody uses it, and it wants your phone number to post an ad.


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