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Secret unwatched meth precursor cartels are using tha nobody knows about! by David Brandletadge - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 11:36:25 EST ID:AEosv4I7 No.79165 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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They use a ketone nobody knows about called "ADDS"

It's not on any list so you can order a million gallons from China easily
Oliver Sittinghat - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:46:26 EST ID:N1w1NO9M No.79166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
unless you muster up a tiny bit more information, ill go with 3/10 " almost googled"
David Brandletadge - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 15:02:35 EST ID:AEosv4I7 No.79168 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you wont find this on google my friend.
Charlotte Blembleshaw - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 22:09:24 EST ID:IsgjdvUw No.79169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm having a hard time picturing cartels sweating chemical watchlists. Let's say it's true. It would realistically have to come from one source and have one consumer for it to remain a secret and it would be easily traceable in a way that diverted chemicals would not. Also unless it was an in-house operation I don't think there would be much of a price advantage. No, I think you're full of shit.
trypto - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 20:01:21 EST ID:OdR7meD+ No.79188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If nobody knows about it, then how do you know about it?

little Water CWE by Matilda Crinkinpotch - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 08:35:39 EST ID:CE1aGD0g No.79187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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it's been a milltion years since i've done a CWE and there's one question i have in regards to the amoung of water to be used.

i understand that there is always going to be a little Acetaminophen in the final solution. however, codeine phosphate being as soluble in cold water, or just plain water, as it is i was wondering wether you could skip the whole freezing part of the procedure and instead use a small amount of water. where would potential problems be? i can imagine it would take a really long time as the water would have problems penetrating through the sludge of filter and Paracetamol. but apart from that why could this be a bad idea?

thanks for reading,
love Anon

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test kits for common adulterants by Emma Mevinglot - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 08:59:13 EST ID:FIrMW5oZ No.79182 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if i wanted to start a small business where i test people's drugs for fent/pcp/meth/clam or whatever, what sort of reagents would i need to buy? I realize this is sort of an open ended question, i'm just sort of looking for general suggestions for pretty much any drug testing reagent that tests for something. there's pretty much nowhere that you can safely get your drugs tested around where i live & i really want to do what i can to help. i feel like i could save some lives with this.

especially looking for something that can detect if my jenk's been cut with dog pills
pr - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 02:27:18 EST ID:N1w1NO9M No.79185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you sure its legal in your country to have a ton of people sending you what in fact are free drugs?

dunno, buncha tlc plates, solvents out the ass, colour reagents or their components- whichever is cheaper- a fridge

and if youre into endgame shit a GC/MS setup
Caroline Dullygold - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 11:27:47 EST ID:FIrMW5oZ No.79186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i don't know how above board this business will be, but i'm in a pretty lenient part of america drug wise so i doubt i'd get in much trouble for people sending me small samples for chemical analysis. also is there any reagent/combination of reagents i can use to test for different benzodiazepines? from my initial googling it doesn't seem very easy but i would really like to be able to tell people if their xans were cut with clam or flam etc

Shake n Bake Meth by Phineas Donningtock - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:48:12 EST ID:3YadM9Z3 No.79147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it really all that dangerous? Is there always a chance that something will go wrong even if you do everything completely right?
Priscilla Dunnerfoot - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:38:19 EST ID:UJwtgXMh No.79149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's inherently dangerous. The danger is manageable although if you have the discipline and means to do that you're probably just not going to do a fucking shake and bake.
Graham Greenford - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 00:18:01 EST ID:WtJpoXSk No.79173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meth is just really bad energy in general, bro.

Maybe get into plain amphetamine synth for fun if you really want a stimulant

Home-made Dynamite / Making A Bomb by Nigel Pockham - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 03:23:05 EST ID:ynVJ73wC No.79055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hypothetically speaking, I am curious
Having rewatched Fight Club recently what with the home-made dynamite there
How would /chem/ recommend making a bomb, hypothetically speaking?
Asking for a friend. Like, not a huge bomb, but, you know.
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press !//CEObOMBY - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 04:28:40 EST ID:owgnkIMV No.79098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah pipe bomb, plain old oxidizer such as ammonium nitrate with a fuel, potentially coarsed to a certain grain size to ensure faster reaction inside a threaded pipe .
for extra points fix a layer of nails to it.
Bombastus Werrywag - Sat, 12 May 2018 02:38:57 EST ID:+BoDDLT6 No.79100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
opium pipe bomb


Anyway, OP. You're going to have to specify what type of bomb you are looking for. Anti-material: something that can drill through armour first then explode
Anti-personnel: lots of shrapnel
Area denial: big explosion
Incendiary: the only one that's /chem/ related tbh
Shitting Murdman - Fri, 18 May 2018 00:16:38 EST ID:sDRmz2Sh No.79107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Looks like too much work for me tbh.
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:44:08 EST ID:/AXFeCtj No.79113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would recommend not making a bomb.
Simon Brookfield - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:14:37 EST ID:WDigv0Ec No.79172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Source please?

General method for determing max/min within a range? by Fucking Bellyburk - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 07:51:21 EST ID:rGLueGvy No.79150 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone please know of a general way to determine if there's any local max and min *within a set range of X-coordinates*?

As we can see, there's a local max somwhere around -1 and a local min somwhere around 3 and none whatsoever in the range 1-2.

But how do I prove that there's no local max nor min in that range?
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Oliver Grandstone - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 15:44:38 EST ID:rGLueGvy No.79158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm looking for *local* max/min in trig-functions. I know that if the x-range is long enough, there will be *many* local max/min.

For instance this function has local max/min all over the place and repeats itself every 3600 x:

f(x) = sin x(sin (x/10))

I know there's a local max between x(1500) and x(1530). But how do I prove it by doing a f'(x) for only that range?
trypto - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 11:21:20 EST ID:OdR7meD+ No.79159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it still works the same way. Take derivative. Set equal to 0. Solve within your range. That's a lot of trig functions to fuckin deal with. Here's wolfram alpha's solutions:


Solutions are at the bottom. Hit the 'exact solutions' to see what kinda algebra is needed for that function. So obviously the way to do this is numerically. Look at the original function

Then look at the approximate solutions in the last page. You can see that the local maximum for that range is at:
For which the function returns: 0.987810970335936684937

Or, in one easy step: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=maximum+sin(x)(sin(x%2F10)),+1500%3Cx%3C1530

Maybe that's cheating, but fuck trying to analytically solve that.
Simon Sannermutch - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 06:43:52 EST ID:rGLueGvy No.79160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks a lot! :-)
Cedric Gussleserk - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 04:18:54 EST ID:ggkjpE8I No.79164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the fact that this thread about mathematics was posted on /chem/ is only further evidence of the genius of my idea of a /stem/ board

bress - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:01:59 EST ID:DbJ7MA1o No.79171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the fact that youve posted that is further evidence of the genius of the idea to establish a /shill board. naw just kidding.

concerning the analytic component of the question, im kinda ashamed it took me this long to think of, you could take the derivative via product rule (not sure if another approach would deliver something more moldable) and then reason examine the zero points of the derivative and second derivative.

im a bit confused as to what the actual function is, should it - as mentioned before - be y= sin(x) sin(1/10), the derivative itself will be a sum of two periodic products, meaning youd have to evaluate cases where either both terms are zero or one term is the negative of the other. depending on the range the answer should be given in multiples of some fraction of pi (kirt, tex support when)

during my analytics classes giving a numeric answer was a telltale sign of misunderstanding the task

And should your task be to prove that the function has a local min/max on a given closed range you could simply show that the function is continous (as a composition of continous functions) and then a local min/max has to exist.

fighting BIG H by Oliver Sittinghat - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:51:38 EST ID:N1w1NO9M No.79167 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is kirts novel way of marking big h somehow connected to the fact that i get 502 everytime i try to use my vpn on here?
because that'd kind of suck, aubrey.

IRREVERSIBLE OPOID AGONISTS - Hydrazine and azine opiate derivatives by Piemaster - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 03:58:39 EST ID:pv6fN59z No.79161 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys.

So recently I've been interested in irreversible opiates.

A couple decades ago some scientists were able to do this by adding a hydrazine at the 6 ketone of oxymorphone, as well as at naltrexone/naloxone, making oxymorphazone and the corresponding nalts.

When tested, these hydrazines lasted extremely long, and blocked any further effect of opiates in animals. As well, radioactive versions of the drugs cold simply not be washed away from tissue expressing opiate receptors. Meaning these drugs were staying bound to the receptor.

Originally it was thought that oxymorphazone itself was doing the irreversible binding, but it was later determined that the oxymorphazone was joining up with itself spontaneously in solution, creating a dimer of sorts, oxymorphazine.


There's no wiki on Oxymorphazine, but here's something similar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymorphone-3-methoxynaltrexonazine

It's just two oxymorphones joined by a hydrazine at the 6 position of each.
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Anyone ever entered CR? by George Gevingbanks - Fri, 06 Apr 2018 15:17:25 EST ID:r6VnKCY3 No.79045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Posted on /med/

I think i need some advice

Long story short, I recently entered into clinical research from a
nom-science discipline.

I feel like I could be doing more to ensure future success, I'm networking and working my ass off, but I don't want to fall behind on my personal med knowledge. Really want to gain a better understanding of the admistrative and operational aspects of research and pm.

Anyone have any suggestuons for literature, best practices, tools, etc? Whats a good aim for expanded education? Anyone transferred into a health science field from a different profession?
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:52:03 EST ID:pMrrl6aC No.79119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just don't come around /chem/ too often, unless /med/ is full of LVN's and you have an actual question about hard science.
Jenny Pemmletine - Thu, 31 May 2018 20:43:02 EST ID:FgLbz8nX No.79139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how'd a nitwit like you get a job in clinical research?

A Wizard by Matilda Drillybure - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:59:47 EST ID:TFS5PxhL No.78997 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have to find the wizard guy. Where do I find him? I need his help on something.
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:57:20 EST ID:pMrrl6aC No.79122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He does too much synthetic chemistry. We don't know.
press - Thu, 24 May 2018 16:03:57 EST ID:xy/fS2YV No.79123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this kind of thread is becoming meta.

im sure he will drop by with his intuitive understanding of models and scientific data analysis sooner or later as long as somebody asks vague questions about topics that are popular in pop science. no hate
Katsuragi !/pe1aKvMmQ - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:01:24 EST ID:4Q6JexVr No.79126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you'd like to schedule an interview I'm available right now, in this thread.
No photographs.
press - Fri, 25 May 2018 05:35:42 EST ID:xy/fS2YV No.79137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ye, no thanks. youre a cunt
Katsuragi !/pe1aKvMmQ - Fri, 25 May 2018 16:38:14 EST ID:/AXFeCtj No.79138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's okay, I'm currently ingesting 600ml of diacetylmorphine and drinking 40 proof ethanol. Problem solved mr. president.

Genetics by Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:38:20 EST ID:/AXFeCtj No.79109 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Here we see the cost benefit analysis of sequencing the human genome. Though already completed, it is of interest.
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:39:40 EST ID:pMrrl6aC No.79110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Above we see the genetics of viral immunity. Cross reference is necessary to determine if someone is a carrier of a virus. The question of immunity versus carrier capacity is of importance.
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:41:17 EST ID:/AXFeCtj No.79111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mutations are necessary for microevolution in individuals.
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:43:16 EST ID:/AXFeCtj No.79112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here are the three heterozygous DNA variants of the GAA-gene in an individual.
If anyone can explain how this applies to one of the earlier posts, I'd be happy to read that.
press - Thu, 24 May 2018 16:12:49 EST ID:xy/fS2YV No.79124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
after having realized that youve made a post in every top page thread for this board im sceptical, but remain intrigued. mind elaborating on your captions for the images youve posted? especially concerning the second image since to a layyman in genetic stuff such as myself it merely looks like a chart corelating sequencing against cost. yeah, not really suprising that could sink nowadays

i hope this could turn out to be some circada ' esque scenario, but tbh i suspect youre just high as fuck and shitposting.
Katsuragi !/pe1aKvMmQ - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:00:30 EST ID:4Q6JexVr No.79125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The second image is random. The comment is about the first image. Viral carrier capacity inheritance versus viral carrier immunity sounds interesting, not sure how it relates to what was mentioned previously.

A Wizard by Basil Gublingcocke - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 03:00:59 EST ID:9c592zYY No.78990 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Oldfag /chem/ist here.

I just wanted to let you all know that I've found A Wizard. He is alive and well in a crypto discord.

He's also working on a supersoldier serum.

Good day all.
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Nathaniel Clebbermadge - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:57:18 EST ID:X+zhyYNN No.79003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A batshit insane retarded tripfag that kept on shitposting his idiotic crazy tiinfoil bullshit on the academic boards and drugs boards... I think. I smoked a lot of weed back then so maybe I have him confused with some other retarded tripfag.
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 00:53:34 EST ID:H2dReURr No.79006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, I am still alive and well. Quite surprised that I made this memorable of an impression though. I was going through a rough phase of my life, essentially chapter 2 of Mein Kampf but with more weed and lsd.
I did namefag, for the sake of banter with JamesmothafuckinRandy. It was a pretty fun bit of sparring, shitpost for shitpost. Though, to my detriment I did not tripfag. Then many (I assume from wooo) namefagged as A_Wizard in a shitposting spree that was an amazing crescendo for it all... and then we all got banned, rofl. Anyone know who the fuck posted the bathtub corn grow-op shitposts?
A_Wizard !hitfZyUqlg - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 02:06:08 EST ID:H+Qt7HTe No.79007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NO! I am spartacus
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 03:24:00 EST ID:H2dReURr No.79009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since when is spartacus a wizard? Does he even have the syrup?
Katsuragi !hZYzX5/C3s - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:56:20 EST ID:pMrrl6aC No.79121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not my fault, not my department.

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