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I want to mildly poison some marijuana. by Matilda Beckleway - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 18:37:07 EST ID:S0N8h2Y9 No.143376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So my crop has been stolen for the 3rd time now and I'm almost 100% certain I know the sorry piece of trash that did it. What I want to do is add a little something something to my next crop, this will be a decoy plant. Since I know it will be taken, I want the fucker to pay for it. Basically, I need some kind of chemical that will cause some lung damage or sickness if inhaled or smoked, but it won't hinder the plant from growing. As far as growing for personal use goes. It's all going to be indoor from now on. Tired of the shit stains that are too stupid and too lazy to grow their own herb coming and taking mine.

Pic kinda related.
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Jenny Clillerback - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 00:53:22 EST ID:ogUFw70i No.143377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't poison a crop and not poison a crop.

If you wanna poison a crop and not harm it from growing, just feed it a strong pesticide like avid or the other one I can't remember that gets sold in mL doses or a bottle that'll cost you an arm and a leg.
Feed some avid late in bloom and don't flush.
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Isabella Nissleway - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 14:30:59 EST ID:S0N8h2Y9 No.143387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What I was trying to say is that I want to poison the person who steals my crop, with my crop. Not poison the plant its self. Any way I can accomplish that?
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Albert Bardstone - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:10:12 EST ID:iOKDfLFd No.143388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>143376

I don't suggest using this, but it's an option.
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INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 22:35:28 EST ID:w/eMcEZe No.143395 Report Quick Reply
>>143376

The problem with poison is that it doesn't discern who it hurts. If you poison even one plant, and the guy goes and sells it to people, there's a chance someone or several someones are going to die, and they didn't do anything wrong or have a hand in you getting fucked over. If I were you I would calm down and assess the whole situation and everyone involved, bide your time, because the longer you wait, the harder it will be for anyone to establish a motive for you retaliating, and just start planning and observing. Have several plans thought out before you commit to any one of them, leave yourself an out and give yourself the benefit of plausible deniability. If you plan for the worse case scenario for whatever you decide to do, nothing that ends up happening will be a surprise. Don't kill the guy either, because if you're caught, it won't matter at all why you did it. If I had it to plan out myself, I would just start doing things that make him think he's got the worst luck in the world, and keep pressure on him, don't give him any way of avoiding what you do. Don't brag about what you do either.
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Jack Donkinwill - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 01:17:39 EST ID:JTHKUYyx No.143396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143395
This. Don't fucking poison anything, OP.

It could go to your little brother or your parents for all you know.

Just accept that guerilla growing and outdoor growing comes with the risk of loss. Finding spots is half the fun, so check out some new ones.
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Reuben Sagglestone - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 01:42:34 EST ID:iOKDfLFd No.143398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376

Just thought of trail cams, those would be pretty sweet to set up. Infrared flash and nightvision cameras will let you see if anyone steals shit at night. Motion sensor goodness.
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Fuck Dushchit - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 03:36:15 EST ID:NtJooqsk No.143399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143396
>>143395
You guys are dumb pussies, there is no way some faggot stealing plants knows enough about what he's doing to sell that shit for any profit, and you know what, since I've KNOWN people like this, it's safe to say he isn't fucking with anyone who wouldn't deserve it regardless.
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Fuck Dushchit - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 03:38:35 EST ID:NtJooqsk No.143400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376
I'm pretty sure you could mix arsenic in the soil, and that would really make the user sick.
nb
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Nathaniel Genkinstat - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 07:49:04 EST ID:+feR4wOL No.143402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, don't be so petty.
If you know the guy just talk, even if you can't sort it out if you let them know you know I can't imagine they'd do it again.
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Nicholas Bindlepurk - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 14:54:40 EST ID:Vb23ZErm No.143404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376
Don't poison it, OP, it wouldn't work. Set up bear traps and camoflage them. I am dead serious.
He (probably) won't die and will be forced to call the authorities. Then he'd have to explain what he's doing out in the forest with a lot of weed. Shit, they'd probably pin the crops on him; thinking he mistakenly trapped himself in his own drug-fiendish, satanic operation. If not, well, at least he lost some meat of his leg.
If there isn't reception out there, then he'd bleed to death or he'd have to find a gnarly way to get back to civilisation.

Be a fucking man and punish the thief.
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INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 17:53:06 EST ID:w/eMcEZe No.143406 Report Quick Reply
>>143404

He would have to step directly down into the trap for it to close on him though. You could get a spool of fishing string and tie a small fishing hook every few inches then hang the fucker at eyeball level if you wanted to be absolutely cruel about it. Soak the hooks in a bucket of your own jenkem overnight beforehand.
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Matilda Chabberdack - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 01:54:06 EST ID:+HzC/ENB No.143412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143399
Dumb pussies because we aren't petty psychopaths. k

nb
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Cedric Punnershit - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 02:43:55 EST ID:S0N8h2Y9 No.143413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just to be clear I don't want to kill the guy. I just want him to be sick. I'm looking for chemicals that are harmful (but not deadly) if inhaled/smoked. Something that won't kill the plant when I spray it down. Maybe some kind of pesticide.
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Beatrice Chengerman - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 06:06:29 EST ID:eaMSL/Zl No.143414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>143413
Calcium oxylate is natural occurring on the plant but you can add more for harshness it would give a spicyness to it and cause burning in the mouth and throat maybe eyes and mucous membranes

I wash my plants because calcium is deposited on the leaf turning to calcium oxylate I do this to prevent harshness
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Henry Sisslebut - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 10:18:27 EST ID:Vb23ZErm No.143420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143413
Here's a few suggestions you aren't going do because you're a pussy, but they will remedy the situation 100%:
1.
>Camp out and wait for him
>Knock him out
>Rape him
>Take pictures of it
>Threaten to leak the pics to his friends, family work if he ever steals your weed again
You'd be surprised how homophobic people are and the effects of it
2.
>Get spraycans
>spray "stop stealing my drugs" on his house
>alternatively things like "rapist", "pedophile", "drug dealer", "nazi", "murderer", etc.
Or you could write it on his car with your keys
3.
>put a lot of tissues through his mail slot
>lighter fluid
>set it on fire
or
>throw stones through his window(s)
>throw a molotov cocktail after it
4.
>write messages on pieces of paper
>"stop stealing my weed or I'll kill you" etc
>tape it to a brick
>throw the brick through his window
5.
>call him anonymously and make threats with a voice modifier
or
>call his family anonymously and make threats with a voice modifier
>mention he's stealing your weed
or
>call him for years everyday and torment him
6.
>kill his pet
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George Crishson - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 20:08:40 EST ID:3hcJ8rVg No.143427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376
Dont poison it dude, you could hurt people who havent done shit in the process, move your op inside and let it be, confront the dude you think is stealing and call him out personally, dont be a bitch and do some underhanded shit like that.
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Edwin Billingshit - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 10:59:16 EST ID:+HzC/ENB No.143442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143420
OP is a little female bitch. Only women use poison. He's way too scared for direct confrontation.
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Clara Saffingdin - Sat, 29 Oct 2016 11:30:53 EST ID:yfX1QqvH No.143704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376
>spray it with way too strong but cheap psychedelics
>he goes insane
>profit
>drug bust in your town
>police knocks on your door for growing weed
>jail
nb
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Graham Puddlestock - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 16:15:40 EST ID:X2U26dxV No.143801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>143406
You're pretty fucking evil sometimes INTERPOL.

I still love you doe <3
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Lydia Blatherdale - Fri, 02 Dec 2016 08:52:21 EST ID:BXKZMySv No.143822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376
unflushed plants overloaded with phosphorus crackle and burn your lips when burned
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Fucking Sangerhudge - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 13:37:25 EST ID:/OLF1uUK No.143847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I personally like >>143704 's idea make him trip balls and he goes into work and gets fired lolol, >>143388 is murder don't do that.
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Shitting Dippershaw - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:47:49 EST ID:hsoomDy2 No.143884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143388
Poisoning someone to death cos they stole your weed is a bit hard.
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Q !57aon8jsJ2 - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 05:57:59 EST ID:kJs6inl+ No.143917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143406
fishing line and hooks is a good idea but do it at shin level instead and maybe apply small amounts of doc, dob, dom, or a very very small amount of an nbxx psychedelic like 25i. starting to trip hard on any of those while trapped in the woods tangled in fishing line and fish hooks would be an extremely unpleasant time. The person would very likely be fine and would probably even be able to untangle themselves and get themselves to a medical center of some sort after a time. Even without putting anything extra mean on the fish hooks this would very unpleasant.
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William Nonkindadging - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 12:42:59 EST ID:O3xxlgbb No.144223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>143376 spray the fuck out of it with synthetic pesticides and fungicides in flower
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Alice Duvingwell - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 22:21:02 EST ID:Z7/dXwym No.144275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spray the plant with some DMT so it'll taste bad and smoke harsh


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