sup /detox/, first time poster in this neck of the woods

i got a job at a place that i was told by a previous employee did not drug test. i went it for my first day of training and got "oh, we forgot to give you this"

a form to go to a quest diagnostics to get my piss tested.

fuck. i'm sure this has been asking a trillion times and i've done my own research so i'll try not to shit up your board.

i can have my little brother in the car with me and piss in a bag right before i walk into the place, but i'm not sure how long the wait will be. i was thinking of taping the bag attached with a heating pad around my leg. my other idea was to put a double wrapped condom filled with the piss in my ass for guaranteed body temp but that seems a little extreme (and gay)

any other suggestions?

Smoked one gram last weekend. Looking for a job though. How long will it take to get out of my system?

I have chronic pain and have spent the last few years getting through the week with drugs. I want to feel what "normal" is like because I don't even remember it anymore,

>>at week one of quitting nicotine, alcohol, thc, codeine, lyrica, and caffeine. I'm not sleeping well and my fuse is non-existent.

Does anyone how how long it takes to get back to some kind of equilibrium? 3 weeks? 2 months? 6 months? I don't really feel like going back to any of it I just need something to look forward to right now.

Bump while sober. Didn't see any thread of this kind in here and thought it could be of some help for those trying to quit.

I'm not quitting but just taking a pause from weed. Haven't really smoked in 10 days (not counting those 4 hits I tooks from a friends spliff at a party while drunk)

>tell your reasons and how long it's been.

I just want weed to be more like a treat and not a everyday normal thing. After the pose I'm gonna lower my smoking to about once or twice a week.

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Cornelius Dosslemark - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:25:18 EST ID:w06GLv1P No.21876 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1371486318783.jpg -(60526 B, 800x533) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Was an almost erryday smoker and I'm now expecting a drug test by the end of the week or early next week (friday is a holiday here so that improves my odds as the earliest the test can be is wednesday). Last time I smoked was last wednesday so five days without a toke. And I had a two day brake before. Got drunk last saturday though. Feels surprisingly good. I actually feel like I can think OK for the first time for almost two years. I realize that "it expands your thoughts, man" shit is bullshit. Weed does make you think more but the stuff you think about is crap. I do wait for that first hit sometime soon but I'm going to keep it few times a week this time. If I have the self control.

So I went ahead and bought a home piss test, as I recently got a call to get hired for a kickass job. Just took it and according to the instructions, any line at all means I tested negative. In my case, that's good, considering my line is as faint as faint gets, though there is a line.

My question is, does this mean I will pass any test, or are there more sensitive tests/test for less than 50ng/ml? Reason i'm asking is because this job is at a pretty major pharmaceutical company, and they have their own medical clinic, etc. I'm just worried that their test will have a lower cutoff or something like that.

I am an everyday medical user. I go through, approximately, 2-4 grams per week, and I have done so for quite some time. I have a drug test coming up in approximately 2 to 3 weeks, and, quitting today, I am looking for the best method to pass this test.

I know this is asked constantly and I know there are viable answers on these boards. I simply do not have the time to sift through them right now, so I apologize for my selfishness. I could really use some help, though - I will do my best to pass it on after.

I am not overweight, though I don't have super low body fat. I am average to a little under average BW. I have a fast metabolism and have always tended toward skinniness, though lately I have added on a bit of muscle. I plan to do cardio and continue with as increasing intensity weight-training plan, in addition to drinking copious amounts of water and taking whatever vitamins I have on hand (like it does ANYTHING.)

Is there anything else I should be aware of? I am going to investigate on the NORML site as well if I have time soon.

Also, I live in CA, are they not required by law to send me to an outside facility? I'm pretty sure they are. Thanks for any help!

Alright, I need some opinions from people. Just got hired at a retail store and took a 5-panel pre-employment drug test with Quest Diagnostics late Friday morning (11:35). The last time I smoked was May 30th and before that, I only smoked about once a month (twice at most). Since then, it's been almost exactly 2 1/2 months (10 weeks). I weigh 330 lbs (not a complete lardass, I have a significant amount of muscle) and I hit the gym about 4 times a week. Drink 1 cup of coffee 5 days a week in the morning. The piss I gave was my first morning piss. Do you think I'll pass? Most peoplehave told me I have about a 95% chance, I'm still nervous though. Answers are appreciated, thanks.

What's your poison of choice? Alcoholic here. Started drinking after my first girlfriend dumped me. Helped numb the pain. Kept using as I got a new girlfriend. Our relationship was unstable, so when we had an argument, I would booze up and play vidya. Now it's a psychological addiction. I love the buzz from it and crave it, but I can't deal with the shit it gives me.

Hey /detox/, I need some help. My senior year of high school I did a good amount of pain killers. When I started college, I chilled out a little, but still did too much. About a year ago I started taking Suboxione to keep me from getting sick and having to withdrawal. So fast forward to now, I haven't taken anything in four days and I feel like shit. I toss and turn all night in my own sweat, and during the day I'm just uncomfortable and a bitch. This shit sucks, guys.
So what I wanna know is, if there is ANYTHING else I can do to feel better bedsides take another drug. I want to not feel uncomfortable and sick anymore. If I get another shit night sleep idk what I'm gonna do. But I really don't wanna take another pill to feel better. That's what I'm trying to avoid. I don't want to switch one drug habit for another.

So I have to take a drug test on tuesday. I'm a regular almost everyday weed smoker. For the past couple weeks I haven't smoked as frequently, but last night I smoked some weed and took molly. I bought one of these detox drinks in hopes that it will help me pass. How fucked am I and what else can I do to prepare myself on such short notice?

would they ever do a hair test while on probation? I'm on probation for 5 felonies, first time offense, I'm 19. michigan probation to be specific. I only have to report every 2 months, have no idea how that happened, but under what circumstances would they hair test me?

Alright, so I have a hair follicle test for a job tomorrow. I hardly ever do drugs anymore, but I did some opiates about 4 weeks ago and did K about 2 weeks ago. Had a pretty serious opiate habit around valentines day. On top of it, I shave my head so theyre probly gonna take some hair off my arms. Im doing this method I read about online involving vinegar, salicylic acid, and detergent, but I guess I'm just wondering how fucked you guys think I am? Do you think I even stand a chance of passing?

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