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Possible Hair Test in one week by Hamilton Sirryhag - Thu, 17 May 2012 18:39:43 EST ID:17Oy49YR No.16937 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The last time I smoke was April 22.
I will be tested on May 24, possibly a hair test.
Weight - 101lbs (I know skinny) And my metabolism is fast.

Is there anything I can I do to assure I pass this?


need to pass a drug test. by Isabella Shittingshit - Wed, 16 May 2012 11:31:48 EST ID:yj3qvrXl No.16914 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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need help to pass a pee test in 3 days. what can i do?
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Augustus Blebberbury - Thu, 17 May 2012 18:37:30 EST ID:wtJUsRhH No.16936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16914
give more info, body weight/height, diet/exercise habits, how long u've been toking for/whatever drug ur doing


Whizzinator/piss condom by Caroline Ducklechutch - Fri, 11 May 2012 22:22:49 EST ID:2fBvBIp1 No.16849 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Here's the scoop: I just started probation, and have had one UA so far. What I found interesting about that, is that I was allowed to shut the door behind me during my pee, and my PO just waited outside the door.

I know I could get in a lot of trouble if I get caught with a whizzinator or similar method, but it is very temping. How likely is it that in the future I am under direct surveillance for a UA? Has anyone here been watched while pissing after not having been before?

My PO is a female, so I wonder if they will have someone go in with me if there is a male working while I'm there for a UA. When I was monitored for court, the guy stood outside the open door, but a little to the side so he wouldn't have actually seen if it was a real dick I was pissing out of or not. I wonder if my area is just that conservative that they don't want to bother to look at your dick for extra security. Thoughts?
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Emma Chopperbudge - Tue, 15 May 2012 19:30:17 EST ID:2fBvBIp1 No.16899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wish this board got more traffic, I bet some other boards would get a few responses, but my thread would probably get locked.
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Fuck Grimstock - Thu, 17 May 2012 16:46:29 EST ID:2fBvBIp1 No.16935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoked a bowl, I'm skerrd.

>please respond


Impending unexpected piss test by Esther Peffingtedging - Sat, 12 May 2012 14:09:47 EST ID:8EJbZUtR No.16856 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>received callback for job
>nailed interview
>drugtest in 10 days
>smoked fairly regularly (about a bowl every other day) for past 4 months
>stopped smoking, started increasing fluid intake and cranberry juice consumption
> 6'1, 10 lbs overweight, exercise regularly

So will I be ok? or should I add something else to my regimen?
Much appreciated.
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Esther Peffingtedging - Sat, 12 May 2012 16:15:07 EST ID:8EJbZUtR No.16858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
anxious bump
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Priscilla Messlewill - Sat, 12 May 2012 17:28:17 EST ID:ci4UGf37 No.16859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how long do you have? 10 days starting now?

and yeah youre pretty much doing all you can do just keep flushing yourself out, like a shitton. youll need to drink a lot. also when you workout wear a hoodie or something so you sweat more.

you should be fine if you keep drinking and sweating for the whole ten days.

consider yourself lucky, i have to pass a hair folicle test soon im fucked
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Shitting Gunnerdune - Sun, 13 May 2012 16:34:13 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16859

Theres a cream that passes hair folicle tests, I believe you use it a few hours before the test, rub it into your head good, arms, armpits, pubic hair, Everywhere basically.
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Oliver Pockhall - Thu, 17 May 2012 13:05:09 EST ID:8EJbZUtR No.16933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here
>>16859
thanks for the tip. I've also heard of a special shampoo for follicle tests, but I heard it can mess up your hair.

here's an update
>5 days in, 5 to go
> drinking around 3.5 liters of water per day in addition to my usual intake
>Running 2 miles per day coupled with curl ups and free weights every 3 days (took a break yesterday due to multiple finals)
> drank a .75 L bottle of 100% cranberry juice (not cocktail) yesterday, as well as a glass with each meal for the last 5 days

So how am I doing? Should I consider doing a b2/creatine dilution the night/morning before my test?
any advice is appreciated.
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Hamilton Bivingstatch - Thu, 17 May 2012 14:25:52 EST ID:nvlSrVy8 No.16934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16933

bump for mutual interest


mariruana detox by Alice Surrybid - Thu, 17 May 2012 09:42:35 EST ID:5MXR7Tlx No.16930 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey guys i would need help as im going today to a physical test idk if they will take saliva test but its only to know how much time it take for pot to dissapear from saliva as i smoked yesterday and how much time to disapear from the blood please

im a male 18 yo
~ 185lb/ 5'10
smoked every day
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Alice Surrybid - Thu, 17 May 2012 09:43:51 EST ID:5MXR7Tlx No.16931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i also have a test in ending june so will i be clear from traces ??
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buddy that feel bad for u - Thu, 17 May 2012 09:50:59 EST ID:5MXR7Tlx No.16932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
please help him


Drug Test Tomorrow!! by Shitting Mapperdock - Mon, 14 May 2012 14:41:44 EST ID:qMdf3YV8 No.16874 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Okay, so I have a drug test tomorrow morning for an upcoming job at the NJ Turnpike. Here are my stats:
130lb/ 5'3
Femanon
20yrs
Smoked everyday (not in immense qualities) up until April 25th
Slightly active, I had finals up until recently so I was probably eating one meal a day for the past 3 weeks
I've been taking cranberry extract pills and drinking a ton of water every day.

That being said, I took a home drug test today and the line to show that it is negative was very thin and faint, but it was there.
What can I do between now and tomorrow morning to ensure that I come up with a clear negative result?

[pic related] i'm hanging out with a fukin cute kitten, so help me out!
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Polly Tootspear - Mon, 14 May 2012 21:11:52 EST ID:5cyzzeiW No.16876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16874

get a kid/friend to pee in a condom for you...
hide it in your Underwear. break that shit open into the drug cup.


good luck!
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Doris Drabblekack - Thu, 17 May 2012 02:53:51 EST ID:KCK0eB++ No.16929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tits !


Need a job, tell me a drug screening kit by dicksauce extreme - Wed, 16 May 2012 15:14:00 EST ID:xLoPNFhc No.16918 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Gotta sober up man. Wanna know my levels. What is a good but affordable drug screening kit? Looking at ebay listings now.. Thanks.
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Jenny Nebberwad - Wed, 16 May 2012 15:19:56 EST ID:E20jfuYI No.16919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you get one from the pharmacy they will cost a little more but you can mail it to the lab (lab screen is included in the price). You still have to pay a few bucks for the postage.

If you want to just do it all at home, order anything on amazon with good reviews. There are several brands out there but they all do about the same thing. At home tests will only be able to give you a yes/no to the cut-off level though whereas the lab will shoot back ng/mL readings if you are indeed over the cut-off.
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dicksauce extreme - Wed, 16 May 2012 17:53:41 EST ID:xLoPNFhc No.16921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good input. :)
But still leaning on getting a larger n > accuracy for my moneys worth.
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dicksauce extreme - Thu, 17 May 2012 00:55:24 EST ID:xLoPNFhc No.16928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump. Any obvious quality difference in the cheap tests?


Hair Test Question by Jenny Pickridge - Thu, 17 May 2012 00:01:08 EST ID:s9GN7Mdm No.16927 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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From what I've heard hair tests can fail you if you have smoked within a year of the time of testing. This is from Wikipedia:
"Because body hair grows at a different rate than head hair, some people[who?] have made the correlation that drug use can be detected in body hair for up to 12 months."
These tests from what I've gathered, generally have the longevity to detect use 90 days prior to the test.My question is, does this mean that having faster hair growth would make you less likely to get caught from smoking before the 90 day window or more likely?


1 day detox by William Brookworth - Tue, 15 May 2012 16:42:08 EST ID:kK7RrvaN No.16890 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok so i have until tomorrow to be clean for my drug test, ive been expecting this for months now but after the first month i just decided to give up. ive been smoking 1-2 a day, errday. 50kg, skinny, 170 cm. im quite skinny, my plan is to drink tons of water so my piss is clearer than water, would that work and make them do a retest?
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Faggy Brittingspear - Tue, 15 May 2012 18:13:52 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One day?

No, not going to happen.

Maybe if you bought the drinks that supposedly give you 2-4 hours where in that time you'll piss clean.

If theyve never tested your piss before just borrow some of a friends.
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Augustus Bazzlelut - Tue, 15 May 2012 20:01:19 EST ID:kqlatpeJ No.16902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>16890
Fear not, I've done it! Keep a waterbottle with you at all times, drinking 2 fills worth an hour 3-4 hours before the test. Piss once 15 minutes before the test, and then drink like a normal person so it's not obvious, but drink the whole thing. Don't let the beginning or the end of the stream into the cup. Eat a whole bag of sunflower seeds (in the shell) the day of. I don't know if this helps, but by coincidence I did that, and I passed a test on Tuesday after heavy smoking Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
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Augustus Bazzlelut - Tue, 15 May 2012 20:12:28 EST ID:kqlatpeJ No.16904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16902
Try and pee 5-10 times at least, that day before the test
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Frederick Turveyfoot - Wed, 16 May 2012 22:29:56 EST ID:uJ2xdXJo No.16925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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(This is copied from a post about a month ago here on detox. Sorry if the swearing offends you, I didn't write it.)

Its not very likely that you will be able to clear your system in 10 days. If its a dip test I wouldn't even worry about it, there are steps that will make you pass. If its a lab test you are pretty fucked. But you have a fast metabolism so that helps.

First you must understand the most THC leaves your body when you shit, not piss. Its a common misconception many people don't know, and many idiots may argue I am wrong, but i'm not.

I am sorta the master of passing drug tests, probably taken over 50 in my life and never stopped smoking and never tested positive. Of course those were dip tests.

If you have 10 days I wouldn't worry about it much for a few, just do your normal shit since your metabolism is fast etc, I would recommend eating slightly bigger portions for each meal and be slightly more active to burn away anything extra - causing you to shit more.

Do a lot of pushups and sit ups during those 10 days if you normally don't, do a few hundred every day. Drink your normal 7 glasses of water a day at least. More if you want but you don't need to go overboard, at least your 7.

Drink a redbull everyday a for a few days before the test, this will ensure your body has at least its b-12 requirement which makes your piss yellow. <---- which most people neglect because they enjoy jail.

This is all preparation for your test day.
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Samuel Gommleshaw - Wed, 16 May 2012 23:05:36 EST ID:8/Ffi+T6 No.16926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stupid, could've just given it like one month. Even a couple weeks.


halp by Charlotte Hettingfore - Wed, 16 May 2012 18:46:34 EST ID:UmC4ibvl No.16922 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i took a saliva drug test for a new job today and am worried about getting caught. i last smoked weed about 10 days ago and ate a pretty small brownie (about 3/4's the size of a man's palm) about 6 or 7 days ago. will i be making cash or sitting on my ass jobless?
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Ian Droffingfoot - Wed, 16 May 2012 18:50:21 EST ID:Q3N0tynU No.16923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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no saliva tests only detect very recent use, usually only 24hrs, 2-3 days max
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Charlotte Hettingfore - Wed, 16 May 2012 18:58:25 EST ID:UmC4ibvl No.16924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so i am safe? :D


Shitty family members by Beatrice Megglewore - Tue, 08 May 2012 20:14:51 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16799 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My piece of fucking shit brother broke into my safe stole 20 bucks and 4 of my suboxone pills.

Now I dont have enough money to pay for the drs appt and I dont have enough to last me until the appt.

Ofcorse he denies doing it but hes the only one who possibly could of because it was basically done in the span of 20 minutes where he was the only one close to the house and knew where my stuff was.

I fucking hope he drops dead, hes a homeless POS that needs to cling to his equally shitty GF because she gets the welfare check and they have the combined mental capacity of a 9yr old despite multiple kids being taken away/multiple abortions.

I want to go get a restraining order tomorrow, never delt with the court system, im sure itll end up costing more then I can afford.

Ill officially be detoxing within two days, feels terrible man.
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Basil Fommlewedge - Thu, 10 May 2012 15:43:44 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He has a pretty long record with theft and drugs.

The officer that came by that day has arrested him on a couple different occasions, told me I could easily go down and get one against him.

Supposedly hes moving to another state with his gf in two days. He can barely stay away from daddy for longer then a day, I doubt very much he will leave, I wont even notify his probation officer, he's better off gone.

(dead preferably but another state is fine)
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Shitting Gunnerdune - Sun, 13 May 2012 16:38:06 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Op here, Subs all gone, took a half 8mg earlier today.

Appt. is four days away. I can get opiates but I don't want them to show up in my system.

Hopefully I can find someone nearby who will sell/let be borrow four til then...

I would just call the Dr. early and tell him what happened but Im afraid thats a story hes not unfamiliar with, and will probably think I am lying, I do not want to be labeled a seeker.

I have a bunch of xanax which could help WD's but Doc doesnt want me in benzos either
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Faggy Brittingspear - Tue, 15 May 2012 18:11:29 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I couldnt get any suboxone.

Maybe I should of called my dr earlier, told him everything and asked to bump up my appt but im sure he hears the same sob story weekly, and I really am sticking to the sub maint, so I really dont want any seeker/abuser label.

I was starting to detox, the only thing I could get was morphine, so i bought 4 30mg irs and plugged them.

Im afraid of being thrown off the subs, you think hell give me just a warning considering this was my first opiate in 5 months. Should I say nothing, get the script and look for another sub doctor? I am in the process of finding one who doesnt charge me cash, but accepts health insurance instead. but I don't want to crap out on this doc, cash only aside he seems like a decent guy but hes not really helping me "recover" he just takes my 100 bucks talks to me about how its been the last two weeks, tells me its bad to mix with benzos and writes a script.
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Albert Gegglelog - Tue, 15 May 2012 21:45:10 EST ID:G39SJcBl No.16911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16895
It's WAY better being honest than going to a different doctor for more subs.

It'd be smart though to find a doc which accepts insurance if you have it, I mean most people can't even afford a doctor if they don't cover insurance.
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Fucking Modgeson - Wed, 16 May 2012 13:39:48 EST ID:zpFuJ444 No.16917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>16911
He only charges $100 and honestly I sell 10 of them, so it pays for itself.


ANOTHER "WILL I PASS" Thread by Jenny Gepperturk - Wed, 16 May 2012 12:31:36 EST ID:Fc+Pc54L No.16915 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Im 21, 160lbs, 6' 2.5" and a bmi of about 20.5
I havent smoked since March 26th, so its been about 51 days. I smoked about everynight, a bowls worth, for a good year or two.

Test is tonight, I THINK IM GOOD ,AM I?
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Jenny Gepperturk - Wed, 16 May 2012 12:33:10 EST ID:Fc+Pc54L No.16916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
btw, Have drinked about a good 1-2 liters of water a day, and not alot of exercise, but some throughout the week.
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Cedric Grandwater - Wed, 16 May 2012 17:08:30 EST ID:EL9Y/e4P No.16920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's like 7 weeks pretty sure you're fine. I dunno where all this up to 90 day stuff comes from, I've honestly never heard of anyone failing a test after the one month mark for urine.



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