/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
Recently got put into IOP. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically a rehabilitation program to supposedly help people end their drug/alcohol habits. In my case I'm doing this to avoid criminal charges for being caught with weed a few months ago. Anyway, I was wondering how long alcohol stays in your system if you only drink 1-2 nights out of the week. I'm curious because they have be on a random drug test program where they call me up and 24 hours I am to report in for a drug test. My drink of choice is Absolut vodka which is 40% alcohol I think. >TLDR; How long does Absolut vodka stay in my system if I only drink 2-3 shots 1-2 nights a week?
>TLDR; How long does Absolut vodka stay in my system if I only drink 2-3 shots 1-2 nights a week?
Slightly different than the other 100 drug test threads:I will be working at a summer camp, starting in a little over two weeks. I cut my marijuana consumption back in March (once a day almost every weekday and a bit more on weekends, to only getting high on the weekend). Since began a week ago, I've been vaping about everyday again, often more than once.My original intention was to keep getting high for a the next week or so till I begin the trip to my place of work, then stop for the rest of the summer, excluding perhaps the occasional day off. I knew I could get away with getting high at night during the days on duty, many counselors did back in the day, but a part of my taking up this job has been to get away from many aspects of my life in the city, marijuana habituation included. The paperwork of course mentioned no drugs policy, medical card not being an excuse, and a reserved right to drug test staff. I didn't think much of it, knowing from past experience who works on staff and assuming that they would only test if there was clear evidence someone was using on camp property. But today I received an email clarifying policies. The message was a reminder of random test policies (which was not mentioned in interviews as the email claimed). My immediate thought was that this was something they send every year to scare/induce vigilance. The next paragraph changed my perception however, stating random tests are a new policy for this year.I am rather concerned. I have a great relationship with the two men who are to be my main bosses, but do not expect to be given a free-pass. Further, one of my bosses sent me a message a few months ago, commenting on a facebook image I was tagged in (which I specifically asked not to be uploaded, but that's beside the point) of me pretending to 'hit' a wine bottle like a bong. So I am obviously suspected of drug use, though I know the guys in charge are not judgmental of the practice.Anyway, the email said that testing would begin during staff week, two weeks away. I would be disappointed to have to stop immediately, and even if I were too, I don't think I'd be clean in two and a half weeks.tl;dr: Begin working at a summer camp in just over two weeks, know the people who run it. Just received email about new policy of random testing throughout the summer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Personal Info:>125-130 pounds>5'10>Ungodly metabolism (I eat shit, a lot of it, but live eternally in holocaust mode)>Drink 4-6 liters daily (that's baseline, without any effort to 'detox')>Regular vaping for two years, daily for a good deal of that time, numerous breaks of 1-3 weeks, probably never long enough to pass a test, cut back for awhile, but back to steady use the past week
>125-130 pounds>5'10>Ungodly metabolism (I eat shit, a lot of it, but live eternally in holocaust mode)>Drink 4-6 liters daily (that's baseline, without any effort to 'detox')>Regular vaping for two years, daily for a good deal of that time, numerous breaks of 1-3 weeks, probably never long enough to pass a test, cut back for awhile, but back to steady use the past week
You must have a similar metabolism as I do, being 5'10 and 135lb. I think if you quit right now you'd be set. I used to smoke an ungodly amount EVERY day for the past 2 years or so (typically something like 6-10 joints of high-grade nug a day with various bowls and maybe a few blunts here and there). I've never had a problem passing a drug test as long as I've had two weeks or so. I've even been able to pass one in a week. Also, it's possible they use oral drug screens, or cheaper urine screens as opposed to lab-grade tests, so you're very likely to pass if you stick it out.
>>21608Okay, so I guess I'm gonna stick it out clean. I really think this job will be good for me. I won't be tested immediately, so I probably have 2-3 weeks. Who knows, maybe this is just a scare tactic, or maybe they'll test once at the start then I'll be free to get high on time off. But I will play it safe.To assure a clean test in 2-4 weeks, is there something I should do or take until that point? I've heard niacin can help, but I've also heard various spurious attributes linked to niacin.
>>21625I've read some articles before that suggest a regimen of a few things, like Niacin, Creatine, and Cranberry extract (AZO's). I've never used a regimen like this, and honestly, your body is equipped to filter out unwanted toxins on its own. A few simple things you can do which CANT hurt would be to avoid the intake of excess saturated fats (things like fast food, more luxurious dairy products like ice cream, high-fat milk or cheeses), consuming more anti-oxidants (cranberry, pomegranate, acai berry products), trying to get exercise (preferably cardio), maybe visiting a sauna a couple of times a week, and of course increasing your in-take of water. You don't necessarily HAVE to do any of these things religiously, but if it differs from your daily routine, it can make a difference.It also wouldn't hurt to try and visit a Smoothie King a few times a week, because they not only have delicious and healthy drinks that will fill you up nicely, but they also have easy access to a host of additives such as creatine.
Hello all. I wasn't too sure where to post this, but I've seen some discussion on Zolpidem while here before. I had to take a swab drug test (pic related) for a new job I just got hired for. The night before the test I was nervous/stressed and couldn't sleep. My girlfriend suggested I take one and a half (7.5mg) of the Zolpidem she is prescribed for insomnia. I know it's not a benzo, but after searching online I've found a few different stories and little info on whether or not it shows up as anything in a swab test. Any info would be greatly appreciated.t/;dr: Does Zolpidem show up in a swab drug test?
I've been on suboxone for about a year. I'm cutting down slowly.Each week I'm reducing my total intake by a small amount. For example, last week I took a total of 12.5mg, this week I took a total of only 10mg, etc. Slowly working my way down. Eventually I'll take a small dose every other day, then every third day, then miss one of them, and just slowly get to 0Anyone have tips for tapering? I'm just doing what's comfortable. I know withdrawals will last a while but I'm trying to cut down on how intense they will be
Hi my friend. I'm glad I ran across your post. Suboxone withdraw is a long, long process that can last a month or two. You are on the right path, that's for sure. Cutting your doses down gradually is the sure fire way to go. I've been physically addicted to suboxone three times and each time I beat it by lowering the doses and using Kratom to mitigate the withdraw symptoms. I let my body get addicted to the Kratom because a 4-7 day withdraw beats a few months of restless legs, poor sleep, and pissed off mood. You have to count your days when you're ready to stop it all. Every damn day you get the fuck up out of bed and you add a day to your count. I'm nearly three months off it and I feel so great. To not have your daily activity dictated by a drug is one of the best feelings in the world. Good luck to you and know that you are not alone in this - thousands of people have gone through what you're going through. Stay strong and I'll keep this thread up in a tab if you need any support or have any questions. Much love. <3
So I've smoked about 10 grams of really good coffeeshop weed in the past 2 weeks. I ran out today and I don't plan on buying some soon. The thing is I really need a job and the security company G4S, wich is really close so I really want the job, is hiring. It's not to become a security officer but just watching monitors all day and calling the cops if you see something.Europe doesn't really has the mentality of drugtesting at every job, but this job is in the security domain and I just know they will drugtest me.Im planning on drinking lots of cranberry juice, lots of water and maybe go jogging (it's really bad weather atm over here). When I'll take the test, I won't use the pee in the beginning and the end, wich is something I read over here.Tips and advice? Anything I should avoid eating or eat more?How long should I wait before I apply for the job?Thanks
So in about a month I'm going to have to undergo a drug screening for the career program I'm enrolled in at my collage. I take pantaprozle (pictured) to help with chronic gastritis. I also smoke weed to help cope with the symptoms. Now here's the kicker. Pantaprozole can cause false positives for THC, so if I show the guys at the drug screening place my prescription, I should be good to go. What I want to ask you guys is the actual nature of these tests. I want to know if the tests reveal the actual THC level in urine, in which case they might be able to still tell if I've been smoking or not, or if the tests are just straight up positive or negative, in which case there is no way for them to tell if I've been smoking or not if I tell them I take pantaprozle. I've already started abstaining and it's not too bad, but I really don't want to if I don't have to. And no I don't have a medical card.
So I have a problem and I figured this would be a good place to pool opinions.Without going into too much detail I have been off weed for one month as of today. Before that I used to hit my MFLB pretty frequently, but a gram would always carry me a week. I plan to stay sober until June 15th when I go to Seattle to see a long time friend. The only problem is that once I get back I will be applying for a CNA job at the local hospital. I know a person who works there and they said they send the drug tests to the lab for what I'm assuming is a 15-20ng/ml drug test.So my question is if I hit a blunt or two or three up in Seattle and come back how long would it take for my system to be low enough to pass a drug test that narrow. I plan on exercising (getting a gym membership tomorrow) and taking the fiber supplements. I weigh 125lbs and have a pretty good metabolism.Thanks in advance bros
bump. need some advice
Don't smoke in Seattle?
>>21636That's an option on the table,but a major factor on why im going up there
The traces take about 2 weeks to leave the body completely iirc, I haven't done a drug test myself so I don't know how accurate they are.
>>21627to be safe, leave one month after ingesting any amount by any means (smoking, eating etc.)
IT WORKED! After lurking for a few days, thinking that my parents were going to drug test me (I'm 19) I was able to pass a week after smoking by drinking a shit ton of water and taking the clear mid stream pee. Now I feel like I have a pass to act sketchy as fuck in front of my parents because they think I don't smoke weed. Anyways, thanks detox. >Tl;drThis is a thread for thanking /detox/ for helping you out! Lets get some SLAYER in here!
>Tl;dr
>>21640nice, i'm about to go buy a home drug test kit. got a test for a job on tuesday or wednesday, last time i smoked was monday night and i'm really hoping I can celebrate with you soon.
Bump while sober. Didn't see any thread of this kind in here and thought it could be of some help for those trying to quit.I'm not quitting but just taking a pause from weed. Haven't really smoked in 10 days (not counting those 4 hits I tooks from a friends spliff at a party while drunk)>tell your reasons and how long it's been.I just want weed to be more like a treat and not a everyday normal thing. After the pose I'm gonna lower my smoking to about once or twice a week.pic not related
>tell your reasons and how long it's been.
only allow people to smoke you outfree and no issues with tolerance, since it happens rarely enough to become a "treat"
Out of nowhere, several people with computer problems have asked for my help. They hook me up with joints and shit. Makes it hard to be sober for any 24 hour period because of my shitty willpower. Seems that even if I don't buy it it gets in my face. I know I can just say no, but goddamn they were well-rolled and smelled delicious.
I used to grow mushrooms and extract my own DMT which lead to me tripping a whole fucking lot over the course of about a year and a half. I've done enough psychedelics for a lifetime and made the decision to stop using them about six months ago.I've been smoking weed daily for a couple years. I am a little over one month clean from it and I feel so much better without it at this point. I was using it as a crutch for coping with basically everything and it really helped deteriorate my mental health. Today I am attempting to stop drinking alcohol cold turkey, since it's a nightly activity that I simply cannot moderate. I drink until there's nothing left in the apartment or I pass out. I don't want to cope with anxiety and boredom like that anymore.I have an addictive personality and the only way for me to ever be able to use socially in moderation is to quit all this bullshit for a while and let my system reset. Fingers crossed that I can keep from drinking tonight. The first few nights are the hardest.
>>21630Good luck !
BWSI also stopped everything (alcohol, weed, fapping, porn etc) for a while. Going to do like >>21630 and try to "reset my system". It almost feels like I'm addicted to dopamine. Also going to keep it all in moderation this time, I've failed several times in the past which makes me to believe I'll do it this time. This is just how I work, a side of Me I've noticed.Good luck to everyone, and remember, the less time you spend in the gutter, the faster you develop as a human being. Some of you are still going to fail, just don't stay there. Start over again.
So I smoked a couple bowls earlier today (split between 3 people) and later found out I have an interview tomorrow at 3. This job uses a mouth swab test, and I'm assuming it will be done at the interview to be safe. I want to know how I can beat it in right under 24 hours? My friend who works at the same place (Kroger) was in a similar situation and passed, but I want to be safe. I've already brushed a lot and mouthwashes and all of that. Just looking for tips
As long as you are not high walking into the interview, you will be fine.Obligatory: don't smoke anymore before then.
i have a ua some time next week and i have to be clean for it. any recommendations are helpful. last smoke was yesterday
So i have never driven my car after smoking the same day . But tomorrows this will occur. So how long should i wait until i am completely sober?
>>21571This, driving on weed is really not a big deal. If you get really high you won't want to drive or deal with traffic and you will be really anxious if you do drive when high out of your skull. If you are familiar with the roads then driving high should be the same as driving sober. I drove 3 hours yesterday from uni and smoked while driving back, I would say I drive safer high since I tend to go slower after blazing.
>>21571>>21573Reacftion time motherfuckers have you heard of it?I could drink six-eight beers and still be able to drive, that's not the same as saying my driving skills are up to speed compared to driving sober...OP:...... Wait AT LEAST two if not four hours before driving after the last smoke. Preferably you should feel sober before driving. If you feel high, it might not be the best idea, the chance of getting into an accident while high is significantly higher compared to driving sober. And if you make a wreck, all will be lost, you'll go to prison maybe, prblems with the insurance company all that shit.Drive as sober and as carefully as possible
>>21571>is actually fucking recommending driving under the influence, even though it could mean OP is having blurry/out of focus vision, paranoia, slower reaction time and he can't crash/maim someone>hurr dur it doesnt fuck up your motor skills!!Please don't spread uneducated shit like this.
>is actually fucking recommending driving under the influence, even though it could mean OP is having blurry/out of focus vision, paranoia, slower reaction time and he can't crash/maim someone>hurr dur it doesnt fuck up your motor skills!!
Just wait until you feel sober enough. My guess would be like 2 hours, that's how long it takes me to feel decent enough to drive. Even if you have to leave between 1 and 2 hours or something, you'll still be fine, just pay attention. I know I'm restating what the first 2 guys said, but driving when buzzed/coming down is fine. Just don't drive high as fuck. Turning on some music helps me a lot (I don't listen to super chill stuff because that'll just make me zone out). You'll find that you tend to drive a lot slower, safer, and more cautious if you're like me and are paranoid about getting pulled over.
>>21628Yes, and too-slow driving is one of the signs cops look after when they want to catch influenced drivers. I mean, if you drive slowly and carefully, and are a woman or a 70-year-old, they won't bat an eye, but if they see a young male in a somewhat speeding-worthy car driving carefully, all the alarm bells go offI know a guy who was pulled over repeatedly because he drove according to the speed limits, which normally was reserved for people who were driving drunk. But then again, that was out in the countryside and not inner city
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