>>16914
give more info, body weight/height, diet/exercise habits, how long u've been toking for/whatever drug ur doing

Wish this board got more traffic, I bet some other boards would get a few responses, but my thread would probably get locked.

Smoked a bowl, I'm skerrd.

>please respond

anxious bump

how long do you have? 10 days starting now?

and yeah youre pretty much doing all you can do just keep flushing yourself out, like a shitton. youll need to drink a lot. also when you workout wear a hoodie or something so you sweat more.

you should be fine if you keep drinking and sweating for the whole ten days.

consider yourself lucky, i have to pass a hair folicle test soon im fucked

>>16859

Theres a cream that passes hair folicle tests, I believe you use it a few hours before the test, rub it into your head good, arms, armpits, pubic hair, Everywhere basically.

OP here
>>16859
thanks for the tip. I've also heard of a special shampoo for follicle tests, but I heard it can mess up your hair.

here's an update

>5 days in, 5 to go
> drinking around 3.5 liters of water per day in addition to my usual intake
>Running 2 miles per day coupled with curl ups and free weights every 3 days (took a break yesterday due to multiple finals)
> drank a .75 L bottle of 100% cranberry juice (not cocktail) yesterday, as well as a glass with each meal for the last 5 days

So how am I doing? Should I consider doing a b2/creatine dilution the night/morning before my test?
any advice is appreciated.

>>16933

bump for mutual interest

i also have a test in ending june so will i be clear from traces ??

please help him

>>16874

get a kid/friend to pee in a condom for you...
hide it in your Underwear. break that shit open into the drug cup.


good luck!

tits !

If you get one from the pharmacy they will cost a little more but you can mail it to the lab (lab screen is included in the price). You still have to pay a few bucks for the postage.

If you want to just do it all at home, order anything on amazon with good reviews. There are several brands out there but they all do about the same thing. At home tests will only be able to give you a yes/no to the cut-off level though whereas the lab will shoot back ng/mL readings if you are indeed over the cut-off.

Good input. :)
But still leaning on getting a larger n > accuracy for my moneys worth.

Bump. Any obvious quality difference in the cheap tests?

One day?

No, not going to happen.

Maybe if you bought the drinks that supposedly give you 2-4 hours where in that time you'll piss clean.

If theyve never tested your piss before just borrow some of a friends.

>>16890
Fear not, I've done it! Keep a waterbottle with you at all times, drinking 2 fills worth an hour 3-4 hours before the test. Piss once 15 minutes before the test, and then drink like a normal person so it's not obvious, but drink the whole thing. Don't let the beginning or the end of the stream into the cup. Eat a whole bag of sunflower seeds (in the shell) the day of. I don't know if this helps, but by coincidence I did that, and I passed a test on Tuesday after heavy smoking Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

>>16902
Try and pee 5-10 times at least, that day before the test

(This is copied from a post about a month ago here on detox. Sorry if the swearing offends you, I didn't write it.)

Its not very likely that you will be able to clear your system in 10 days. If its a dip test I wouldn't even worry about it, there are steps that will make you pass. If its a lab test you are pretty fucked. But you have a fast metabolism so that helps.

First you must understand the most THC leaves your body when you shit, not piss. Its a common misconception many people don't know, and many idiots may argue I am wrong, but i'm not.

I am sorta the master of passing drug tests, probably taken over 50 in my life and never stopped smoking and never tested positive. Of course those were dip tests.

If you have 10 days I wouldn't worry about it much for a few, just do your normal shit since your metabolism is fast etc, I would recommend eating slightly bigger portions for each meal and be slightly more active to burn away anything extra - causing you to shit more.

Do a lot of pushups and sit ups during those 10 days if you normally don't, do a few hundred every day. Drink your normal 7 glasses of water a day at least. More if you want but you don't need to go overboard, at least your 7.

Drink a redbull everyday a for a few days before the test, this will ensure your body has at least its b-12 requirement which makes your piss yellow. <---- which most people neglect because they enjoy jail.

This is all preparation for your test day.

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stupid, could've just given it like one month. Even a couple weeks.

no saliva tests only detect very recent use, usually only 24hrs, 2-3 days max

so i am safe? :D

He has a pretty long record with theft and drugs.

The officer that came by that day has arrested him on a couple different occasions, told me I could easily go down and get one against him.

Supposedly hes moving to another state with his gf in two days. He can barely stay away from daddy for longer then a day, I doubt very much he will leave, I wont even notify his probation officer, he's better off gone.

(dead preferably but another state is fine)

Op here, Subs all gone, took a half 8mg earlier today.

Appt. is four days away. I can get opiates but I don't want them to show up in my system.

Hopefully I can find someone nearby who will sell/let be borrow four til then...

I would just call the Dr. early and tell him what happened but Im afraid thats a story hes not unfamiliar with, and will probably think I am lying, I do not want to be labeled a seeker.

I have a bunch of xanax which could help WD's but Doc doesnt want me in benzos either

I couldnt get any suboxone.

Maybe I should of called my dr earlier, told him everything and asked to bump up my appt but im sure he hears the same sob story weekly, and I really am sticking to the sub maint, so I really dont want any seeker/abuser label.

I was starting to detox, the only thing I could get was morphine, so i bought 4 30mg irs and plugged them.

Im afraid of being thrown off the subs, you think hell give me just a warning considering this was my first opiate in 5 months. Should I say nothing, get the script and look for another sub doctor? I am in the process of finding one who doesnt charge me cash, but accepts health insurance instead. but I don't want to crap out on this doc, cash only aside he seems like a decent guy but hes not really helping me "recover" he just takes my 100 bucks talks to me about how its been the last two weeks, tells me its bad to mix with benzos and writes a script.

>>16895
It's WAY better being honest than going to a different doctor for more subs.

It'd be smart though to find a doc which accepts insurance if you have it, I mean most people can't even afford a doctor if they don't cover insurance.

>>16911
He only charges $100 and honestly I sell 10 of them, so it pays for itself.

btw, Have drinked about a good 1-2 liters of water a day, and not alot of exercise, but some throughout the week.

That's like 7 weeks pretty sure you're fine. I dunno where all this up to 90 day stuff comes from, I've honestly never heard of anyone failing a test after the one month mark for urine.