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tl;dr drug test piss in my rectum by Polly Hankincocke - Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:42:57 EST ID:ULU03nWQ No.21816 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /detox/, first time poster in this neck of the woods

i got a job at a place that i was told by a previous employee did not drug test. i went it for my first day of training and got "oh, we forgot to give you this"

a form to go to a quest diagnostics to get my piss tested.

fuck. i'm sure this has been asking a trillion times and i've done my own research so i'll try not to shit up your board.

i can have my little brother in the car with me and piss in a bag right before i walk into the place, but i'm not sure how long the wait will be. i was thinking of taping the bag attached with a heating pad around my leg. my other idea was to put a double wrapped condom filled with the piss in my ass for guaranteed body temp but that seems a little extreme (and gay)

any other suggestions?
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Hannah Blackfoot - Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:24:31 EST ID:yNGro4lR No.21846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21823
You tell us
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Jack Cinkinsuck - Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:34:33 EST ID:nsQyePWA No.21863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
final update: they haven't told me anything about it since and i'm training currently so it worked out. get your friends/relatives clean piss asap in a bag and be the first one in the place with it in your underwear. that was my strategy and it was warm enough to pass the range.
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Gary Gobberknocker - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:32:38 EST ID:9ySRWqKu No.21889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21863
You will be haunted everyday you show up at this job with the fact that you're such a piece of shit that you were only able to get it by taping your brother's piss to your leg.
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Eliza Honeystone - Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:50:12 EST ID:fYy71DpG No.21890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21889

Why would he give one speck of a shit? Why would he have even a thought about people believing that just because you smoke weed in your free time, you're not qualified to work?
He fooled a test that doesn't mean anything in the first place. If I were in his shoes, I wouldn't even be touched by guilt.
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Betsy Gogglekug - Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:26:04 EST ID:uug4HEvj No.21891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21816 Was no one watching you when you took the piss? If they were, how did you get the piss into the cup without no one noticing??


1gram by Phoebe Clucklewater - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:52:58 EST ID:o20teNVZ No.21877 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Smoked one gram last weekend. Looking for a job though. How long will it take to get out of my system?
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Polly Blythewill - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:53:31 EST ID:UaFnFXo/ No.21885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Depends how regularly you smoked before that. Heavy smokers test positive for weeks after quitting.
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Hamilton Dabblestedge - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:54:34 EST ID:uug4HEvj No.21888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21885

I dont smoke alot, maybe once every 2 weeks.


How long til it gets better? by Hugh Brizzlegold - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:00:18 EST ID:2LPdUFWD No.21887 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have chronic pain and have spent the last few years getting through the week with drugs. I want to feel what "normal" is like because I don't even remember it anymore,

>>at week one of quitting nicotine, alcohol, thc, codeine, lyrica, and caffeine. I'm not sleeping well and my fuse is non-existent.

Does anyone how how long it takes to get back to some kind of equilibrium? 3 weeks? 2 months? 6 months? I don't really feel like going back to any of it I just need something to look forward to right now.


BWS by Sophie Cerringchure - Fri, 19 Apr 2013 03:08:25 EST ID:cLmtTVud No.20893 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump while sober. Didn't see any thread of this kind in here and thought it could be of some help for those trying to quit.

I'm not quitting but just taking a pause from weed. Haven't really smoked in 10 days (not counting those 4 hits I tooks from a friends spliff at a party while drunk)

>tell your reasons and how long it's been.

I just want weed to be more like a treat and not a everyday normal thing. After the pose I'm gonna lower my smoking to about once or twice a week.

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Faggy Porringkirk - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:59:55 EST ID:fuCUaJv2 No.21872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6 days without a drink.
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sinister !1yH/qSM.uA - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:00:43 EST ID:TR2TgYjR No.21873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
been keeping busy as fuck, day 17 and this morning i was starting to convince myself i could go just once more. started looking for statistics that would back up my decision, "well if 1 in 10 can return to controlled use then I'm such a fucking great human that i'd be more like 1 in 100 than one in 10". luckily, i got a couple phone calls from some other early recoverers and was told I've got a ticket for Aus vs Iraq soccer tomorrow night, with a bunch of clean people. some weird weird ironically weird shit can happen in early recovery, open your eyes and take notice when it does because it's almost enough to convince someone like me who laughs at believers to actually consider the possibility that maybe there is something running the show in one way or another. I mean I still put it down to perception bias, but if shit like this keeps happening (taxi driver had a son in rehab and mentioned it without me saying a word, there was a double rainbow the day i got out, just as i was about to call my dealer i get invited somewhere, and then find out that my dealer is in hospital and unavailable for the next 2 weeks) then I might find it hilarious enough to believe in something.

fuck yeah for the sober life, good job everyone, remember it's just for today.
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Reuben Snodlock - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:21:24 EST ID:Zw75P9xW No.21875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21867

Here.

Sober for 10 days now, I really want to use ketamine and GHB now. Going to sign up at the gym later today to keep myself busy. I will make the addiction my bitch.
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Cornelius Dosslemark - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:25:18 EST ID:w06GLv1P No.21876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Was an almost erryday smoker and I'm now expecting a drug test by the end of the week or early next week (friday is a holiday here so that improves my odds as the earliest the test can be is wednesday). Last time I smoked was last wednesday so five days without a toke. And I had a two day brake before. Got drunk last saturday though.
Feels surprisingly good. I actually feel like I can think OK for the first time for almost two years. I realize that "it expands your thoughts, man" shit is bullshit. Weed does make you think more but the stuff you think about is crap.
I do wait for that first hit sometime soon but I'm going to keep it few times a week this time. If I have the self control.
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Gravelander !5eQC79TCrs - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:18:56 EST ID:GR4FQs33 No.21886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21873
what a great post - keep going on, this is the way.

and yeah, it's really just for today - this was a great day for me, I wish you all the best guys.

I'm being sober from everything till months and it's going better and better.
... and I've never imagined that I'll ever be healed of depressions - but you can't imagine all the good things that will come to you when staying sober for each fucking day.

fuck yeah!


Yeah, another one by Jenny Nickledock - Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:55:54 EST ID:z1HCkGZq No.21884 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I went ahead and bought a home piss test, as I recently got a call to get hired for a kickass job. Just took it and according to the instructions, any line at all means I tested negative. In my case, that's good, considering my line is as faint as faint gets, though there is a line.

My question is, does this mean I will pass any test, or are there more sensitive tests/test for less than 50ng/ml? Reason i'm asking is because this job is at a pretty major pharmaceutical company, and they have their own medical clinic, etc. I'm just worried that their test will have a lower cutoff or something like that.


~2 weeks to pass as an everyday toker by Albert Greenville - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:47:52 EST ID:BYa6hQjE No.21883 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am an everyday medical user. I go through, approximately, 2-4 grams per week, and I have done so for quite some time. I have a drug test coming up in approximately 2 to 3 weeks, and, quitting today, I am looking for the best method to pass this test.

I know this is asked constantly and I know there are viable answers on these boards. I simply do not have the time to sift through them right now, so I apologize for my selfishness. I could really use some help, though - I will do my best to pass it on after.

I am not overweight, though I don't have super low body fat. I am average to a little under average BW. I have a fast metabolism and have always tended toward skinniness, though lately I have added on a bit of muscle. I plan to do cardio and continue with as increasing intensity weight-training plan, in addition to drinking copious amounts of water and taking whatever vitamins I have on hand (like it does ANYTHING.)

Is there anything else I should be aware of? I am going to investigate on the NORML site as well if I have time soon.

Also, I live in CA, are they not required by law to send me to an outside facility? I'm pretty sure they are. Thanks for any help!


Drug Test Anxiety by Ricky Ross, Boss - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:11:04 EST ID:+69NAprG No.21880 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright, I need some opinions from people. Just got hired at a retail store and took a 5-panel pre-employment drug test with Quest Diagnostics late Friday morning (11:35). The last time I smoked was May 30th and before that, I only smoked about once a month (twice at most). Since then, it's been almost exactly 2 1/2 months (10 weeks). I weigh 330 lbs (not a complete lardass, I have a significant amount of muscle) and I hit the gym about 4 times a week. Drink 1 cup of coffee 5 days a week in the morning. The piss I gave was my first morning piss. Do you think I'll pass? Most peoplehave told me I have about a 95% chance, I'm still nervous though. Answers are appreciated, thanks.
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Ricky Ross, Boss - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:19:10 EST ID:+69NAprG No.21881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump for great justice.
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Martha Supperman - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:27:16 EST ID:tEmWqveR No.21882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21881
Same sitch, so even though this is already top post, expressing interest. OP, hope we're not fucked.


Why did you start using? Why didn't you stop using? by Phineas Muttingstut - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:42:20 EST ID:xQW0Q6oD No.21878 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's your poison of choice? Alcoholic here. Started drinking after my first girlfriend dumped me. Helped numb the pain. Kept using as I got a new girlfriend. Our relationship was unstable, so when we had an argument, I would booze up and play vidya. Now it's a psychological addiction. I love the buzz from it and crave it, but I can't deal with the shit it gives me.
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Reuben Snodlock - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:34:50 EST ID:Zw75P9xW No.21879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ketamine and GHB here.
Started using because I was depressed. I'm actually clean now. posted about it in the BWS thread.


Opiate Withdrawal by Urusla - Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:43:09 EST ID:I0B2N7co No.21810 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /detox/, I need some help. My senior year of high school I did a good amount of pain killers. When I started college, I chilled out a little, but still did too much. About a year ago I started taking Suboxione to keep me from getting sick and having to withdrawal. So fast forward to now, I haven't taken anything in four days and I feel like shit. I toss and turn all night in my own sweat, and during the day I'm just uncomfortable and a bitch. This shit sucks, guys.
So what I wanna know is, if there is ANYTHING else I can do to feel better bedsides take another drug. I want to not feel uncomfortable and sick anymore. If I get another shit night sleep idk what I'm gonna do. But I really don't wanna take another pill to feel better. That's what I'm trying to avoid. I don't want to switch one drug habit for another.
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Macska - Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:56:56 EST ID:9G0MYENK No.21813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know this isn't exactly what you want but kratom could help you, and would be easier to wean yourself off of.

Other than that, time and focus on your breathing? Exercise?
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Urusla - Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:01:43 EST ID:I0B2N7co No.21814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have the Kratom in pill form that I bought from a head shop. I've taken them before while trying and failing to get off opiates, they didn't seem to help too much. But I don't know if its all in my head or not. Its hard to tell when everything else hurts.
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dave - Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:36:53 EST ID:cknYghzh No.21815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've smoked weed to settle the nausea and the physical pain, but then I ended up getting off of /opi/s only to start smoking weed erryday.
So now I'm sober, like, sober and all I can say is stay away from that shit, the best way to get off of drugs is to not do drugs...
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FunnyPharma - Tue, 11 Jun 2013 03:44:38 EST ID:HIseLXoM No.21821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn dude I'm only on day 10 of suboxone maintenance and as much as I am getting sick of it it also makes me greatful that I could be withdrawing right now.

But I'm not. I ain't sweaty, freezing and boiling at the same time, mopping up snot from my nose, tears streaming down my face, my back and legs and shoulders and neck all burning and aching in pain, my heart randomly skipping and giving me anxiety attacks..... NOT happening.

So although relying on another medication is not what you want to aim for in the long term, at least look on the bright side and see how beneficial it is for you to taper off. Just keep at it! Use loperamide when you decide to taper off subs.
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maillot psg - Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:24:02 EST ID:rueCier1 No.21874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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drug test coming up by johnny - Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:20:46 EST ID:mvvDv8YE No.21866 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have to take a drug test on tuesday. I'm a regular almost everyday weed smoker. For the past couple weeks I haven't smoked as frequently, but last night I smoked some weed and took molly. I bought one of these detox drinks in hopes that it will help me pass. How fucked am I and what else can I do to prepare myself on such short notice?
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Martha Bunstone - Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:49:52 EST ID:yatryIVA No.21871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21866
hope it is a swab test and prepare for that otherwise you are a dumbass.


probation hair test by Basil Worthingman - Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:21:32 EST ID:kUsJxTYY No.21824 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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would they ever do a hair test while on probation? I'm on probation for 5 felonies, first time offense, I'm 19. michigan probation to be specific. I only have to report every 2 months, have no idea how that happened, but under what circumstances would they hair test me?
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Nell Simmlebury - Wed, 12 Jun 2013 06:19:58 EST ID:0QXQ8EuF No.21827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21824

I read somewhere that they can't legally do that because your hair can legally come into contact with drugs, but you can't.
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Basil Worthingman - Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:34:22 EST ID:kUsJxTYY No.21828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21827
If you could find a source thatd be awesome, not knowing is so frustrating
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Fuck Brunningcocke - Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:46:17 EST ID:sWy5sNs0 No.21870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Highly unlikely. The thing with hair tests is that they test way far back, and you can't get in probation trouble for drugs you took before those felonies. All they care about is whether you're using drugs during probation, which means they want a test that gives them data that goes back a month. Hair tests would be inconclusive- it isn't a violation of your probation to have used heroin a year before your probation even started for instance.


Hair Test tomorrow by Whitey Chemblelet - Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:10:19 EST ID:kdH93hl2 No.21844 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright, so I have a hair follicle test for a job tomorrow. I hardly ever do drugs anymore, but I did some opiates about 4 weeks ago and did K about 2 weeks ago. Had a pretty serious opiate habit around valentines day. On top of it, I shave my head so theyre probly gonna take some hair off my arms. Im doing this method I read about online involving vinegar, salicylic acid, and detergent, but I guess I'm just wondering how fucked you guys think I am? Do you think I even stand a chance of passing?

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Jenny Fanham - Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:12:07 EST ID:dtt54w1E No.21845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u dun goofed
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Fuck Brunningcocke - Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:41:39 EST ID:sWy5sNs0 No.21869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't pass a hair test man. Just no way. Sorry.


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