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How long to get clean? by Ernest Budgeville - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 23:05:38 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29416 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ive smoked daily for about 9 years
Ive always been reasonably active and have always burned fat fast
About how long will it take for me to piss clean if I quit cold turkey now?
Esther Gebbleway - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 20:34:39 EST ID:E5tMjZ9O No.29419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A few weeks. Buy a kit so you know for sure. If you're on a tight schedule just drink a lot of water the day of the test and hope for the best.
Phoebe Donningsteck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 00:06:48 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, ive got time. That's sooner than I thought
thank you
Phoebe Donningsteck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 00:06:49 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, ive got time. That's sooner than I thought
thank you

I fucked up need post goat by Dumbashole - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:10:59 EST ID:Ve0nPF6G No.29420 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alcohol withdrawals by Hamilton Fanshaw - Wed, 02 Aug 2017 01:53:36 EST ID:Dr1hugF0 No.29403 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Meet old highschool female friend at party back in march, havent talked in years
>end up fucking her
>end up having fwb relationship
>Shes a complete alcoholic, tells me shes going to live with her mom in another state to get clean in june
>She goes, doesnt stop drinking
>Still talk to her every day
>She stops messaging me saturday, than sunday. uncharacteristic of her, she usually messages me every day
>Monday she sends a pic of her in a hospital bed
>Try calling her, shes completely incoherent, tells me she got pancreatis
>Try calling her again today after work, shes a little better but still pretty nuts

How long until I can have a normal conversation with her? She was drinking pretty hardcore, when she was here it was aboout 3/4 of a 1.75 of old thompson to an entire 1.75 a day, shes only 24 and shes damn close to being anorexic too
Esther Duckforth - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 02:34:50 EST ID:h8jtKti4 No.29417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If it's withdrawal/DTs then 4 days to a week before she's relatively normal. But I'm guessing she's gonna be on pain meds for awhile, making her loopy.
Pancreatitis is incredibly painful, can last anywhere between a few days to weeks. Glad she's got medical help though
Sidney Wudgenog - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 06:29:12 EST ID:qmdzHcYV No.29418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You sure you want to keep carrying her baggage? Don't believe this predicament of yours' is going to turn into some kind of Requiem for a Dream romance novel about how courageous you were to help a girl make it through hard times.
>inb4 you throw away $300+ on visiting her
>cue Biz Markie's Just a Friend

Cannabis Withdrawal Aid by Doris Brapperkedge - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 11:06:21 EST ID:h+qW62lx No.29356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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wasn't sure whether to post this on /weed/ or here but i guess it makes more sense here for now. I've been smoking pretty much all day erry day for 4 months and i am planning on taking a break for awhile but i have always in the past been super susceptible to the withdrawal from cannabis. Now im not saying that cannabis does not have one of the most mild and benign withdrawals i just use to fuck around with /opi/s and use to have to deal with dope sickness alot and now when i stop smoking weed i get what seems to be exaggerated withdrawals similar to the ones i used to get years ago. I was thinking if i had CBD supplements from the health food store i could take them for the first few days or so as a way to maybe ease some of the initial discomfort, would that possibly work? the CBD capsules contain like barely any THC and are completely non-psychoactive. Has anyone had any similar experiences?
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Sophie Poshdock - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 16:09:49 EST ID:bAd92LR5 No.29373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im on my second day OP. Its the actual worst. Its all I can do to not smash my head open on everything. But im not puking yet so maybe the wean was a good idea.

No. Just no. You body builders disgust me. Please stop prescribing dangerous untested chems and hormones to people on the internet, what the fuck are you thinking?
Emma Goodfuck - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:24:21 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not a body builder, I've just read up on ghrelin agonists and it's fully passed safety trials in the FDA so stop being such a baby.
Cedric Clipperson - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:35:44 EST ID:bAd92LR5 No.29376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reading a wikipedia article is nowhere near equivilent to the ten years of medical school required to recomend these medications. You have no understanding of how these systems work and interact with eachother and you're certainly not looking at OPs medical charts.

Your naivete astounds me. Do you experiment with these chems on yourself? It honestly scares me that I used to have this same mindset
Charles Boddlebit - Mon, 24 Jul 2017 11:27:07 EST ID:h+qW62lx No.29388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here, didn't expect this thread to get this many replies but im glad this board is decently active. This thread has changed my perspective on cannabis addiction a little bit. i'm still in the middle of my weaning process, i ran out a few days ago and was gonna say fuck it and go cold turkey but after reading some of these responses i decided i really needed to limit my smoking gradually over a couple weeks at the least, also it made me realize i'm more dependent on cannabis then i thought, so i've started lowering my usage more and more every few days so by the time i come to the end of my current stash (less then an 8th) i can be already used to being sober throughout the majority of my day again
Jenny Bundock - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 07:11:50 EST ID:h+qW62lx No.29415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP again, will probably make this my last post then let this thread die. I'm on day 2 and feeling uncomfortable but overall ok. I tapered down like was suggested and i still had these ashwaganda CBD supplements laying around so i've been taking two every morning which may also be helping. Physically the withdrawals haven't been that brutal for me but everyone knows the psychological addiction is the challenge, wish me luck

Think I fucked my brain up really badly with meth by Walter Monkinworth - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 03:03:51 EST ID:v8ZQe5dA No.29405 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A few weeks ago I did a gram of meth within 24 hours two times, no tolerance either time. The worst part was when I did about 0.6g within 4 or 5 hours (snorted and orally) Now I'm incredibly paranoid and anxious about everything and life feels horrible all the time. I also feel stupid, really fucking stupid and forgetful compared to how I used to be just prior to these insane doses. How long will this last?
Walter Monkinworth - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 03:04:56 EST ID:v8ZQe5dA No.29406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll add, I had a full blown completely psychotic episode for about two weeks, which I've come down off slightly now but it's still there just not as intense.
Nathaniel Debberbet - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 21:38:10 EST ID:R4W/l+Nu No.29410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this means you're still high on the meth. This is going to be a looooooong comedown.

Short Marijuana Survey by Barnaby Manningkidging - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 21:13:14 EST ID:E7325fFN No.29387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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help me help you by taking my short anonymous weed survey! https://tmblackley17.typeform.com/to/lx7ZVn It only takes about 1-2 minutes on average
Lillian Crobblelock - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 03:07:40 EST ID:XScBMwJY No.29396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not getting my email

Take Home Drug Test Faint Line by Reuben Fepperfet - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 21:10:21 EST ID:hDHWgiTJ No.28790 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a LabCorp urine test tomorrow.

I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving. I'm not a heavy smoker, I've probably smoked like 10 times in 2016 with a few weeks in between each session.

I've taken 3 at home urine tests, three different brands. They all come up negative, but with a faint line. One line isn't that faint though, and one is pretty faint. You get my point.

Doing some googling, I've heard conflicting things about this. Some people say "A line's a line, you passed" or "The faintness of the line has nothing to do with your ng/ml levels. The strips have no way to quantify it, they only show a line if you're under 50 ng/ml" but some other people say "The fainter it is, the closer you are to 50 ng/ml"

What's the truth here?
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Matilda Blodgenetch - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 02:56:20 EST ID:00C6EdfK No.28816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
doesn't it vary based on the type of lab test?
Simon Suckletat - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 16:44:58 EST ID:VyZCI4IX No.28982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have one of these tests, "care check" brand from Amazon.
I smoked yesterday and almost daily whole last month, and mine looks exactly the same, a faint line.
I think these tests are B.S.
Esther Dendlefuck - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 15:33:45 EST ID:C1mJOnAl No.29054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This happend to me for a court ordered drug test and the guy said it meant that the thc was almost out of my system and he counted it as a pass.
WG - Sat, 01 Jul 2017 19:58:48 EST ID:ml7mVqZ2 No.29333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Exactly this happened to me. I took this product called zxxtra clean, and passed within the same day for probation.
Osterbach - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:06:26 EST ID:As6HHgOl No.29395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If the line is visible = a pass. The faintness of the line doesn't matter.

Cocaine Detox by Cornbread Warrior - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 12:17:17 EST ID:DqKLNsTl No.29389 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long does cocaine stay in your system in your experience?
How much did you take?
How many days did you consecutively take cocaine?

I'm curious as to this question because i snorted a gram of coke over the course of 48 hours and i've got a probationary UA tomorrow, 6 days later. Wondering whether the cocaine will probably be in my piss or not.
Osterbach - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:03:36 EST ID:As6HHgOl No.29394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6 days? You're good. It usually leaves your system in about 2-3 days.

Suggest /weed/ detox products by William Firryway - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 14:55:25 EST ID:spHbhpVC No.29390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have no idea what Im looking for outside of being a 'heavy user'.

I don't have an impending deadline, but do want to be able to pass a drug test soon. Ive already taken basic steps like extra excercise and daily cranberry juice chugging, but after 2 weeks of that resulting in a negative (I tested myself), Im ready to invest in something that will help me break down the offending and conspicuous chems from my system.

What have you used? So far in my own browsing Ive seen options averaging 20-120 usd, which I think is a good place to keep it.
Jenny Crengerpen - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 16:29:38 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nothing works. Your only option is to do an internal dilution by drinking a ton the day of the test. Make sure you take some creatine so they don't detect it but not too much or they'll get suspicious. Also eat/drink lots of sugar the day of the test so your body is in fat storage mode rather than fat burning mode.
William Firryway - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 16:42:05 EST ID:spHbhpVC No.29392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So you're saying absolutely nothing out there will aid in breaking down thc from my fat cells?
Fuck Banderford - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 01:50:02 EST ID:4so7j4fN No.29393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
only exercise will do that but it raises the levels of metabolites in the urine because you are excreting them faster .

Saliva drug tests. Heavy pot smoker here. by Beatrice Bundlelid - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 10:09:49 EST ID:TtOL2zOo No.29355 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pot smoker all day every day here. My work is going to do a random saliva drug test any tips? How long does it take to get THC out of your system? And are there any ways to to beat it with products? I've read about special gum and mouthwash that will give you a 30 minute window for the drug test.

Anyone have tips or experience with Saliva drug tests?
Hedda Foshstet - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 17:04:55 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol you don't need any special shit whatsoever my dude, let me tell you exactly what to do

>brush your teeth and do it well, like the whole 2m and everything
>drink water
>right before the test
>brush your teeth again
>buy a Dr. Pepper
>when you get to the test, drink the soda and use a bit as mouthwash before you go in
>test time
>this part is key
>they'll want you to put the qtip thing right on your cheek next to your gum but you must not do this
>instead keep the qtip between your teeth or right on the edge of your teeth
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Dilution/Adulterated? Trying my luck here (sorry mods) by Molly Pommledale - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:43:51 EST ID:S4u5ETo0 No.29342 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So there's no way I'm passing a test with my own urine. I had a friend pee into a 3 oz. bottle that I'll be holding against my taint before the test. The only problem is he only filled it 90% of the way. When I walk I can hear a sloshing sound and I'm worried someone will hear it when I walk past them to go to the bathroom.

Do you think I could just fill the rest of the bottle with water and get away with it?
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Molly Pommledale - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:57:45 EST ID:S4u5ETo0 No.29346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This will be my 4th substituted test lol, every time with somebody else's actual urine. I'm going with the bottle inside a sock beside a pack of hothands until I'm ready to go, then putting it under my balls inside some compression shorts when I go, testing the temp and relying on my body heat to bring it to equilibrium. Only problem is I'm going with somebody else so getting to it could be an issue.

Guess I'll just have to practice some more.
Shit Gusslehall - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:01:09 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like you know the drill then. I was just thinking synthetic since that's what I've done, not someone elses's.

Supervised test? I don't know about that man, maybe you should do an oil change :^).
Nathaniel Purryfidging - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:06:17 EST ID:S4u5ETo0 No.29348 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I only know about actual oil changes and "checking for oil," if you know what I mean, haha. I'm not sure I know what you mean, though.

I hope it's not supervised-- my company is merging so it's a pre-employment screening. They didn't watch me at LabCorp so I doubt they will here.
Shit Gusslehall - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:44:26 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Purryfidging - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:47:33 EST ID:S4u5ETo0 No.29351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bahaha, what the fuck!

Potential job with a drug test incoming by Eugene Naffingked - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 10:25:59 EST ID:vIbnG9OW No.29312 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have an interview later today at my local Red Lobster. I am no heavy smoker but I'd say for the past 5 weeks or so I have smoked 1-4 times per week. Some days I smoked a tiny bowl shared between 2 other people and other days I smoked a blunt between me and a friend. I am uncertain of the kind of drug test they will use at Red Lobster if I get hired but I am kind of sweating about it.

I need to get a second part time job. I've been applying to jobs like crazy for the past few weeks and Red Lobster is the only place to get back with me. I don't want to screw it up with the only potential job I could get this summer.

Tips? Knowledge about Red Lobster/similar restaurants drug screenings? Do employers really care anymore about weed as long as I'm not showing up high?

Oh and I live in medical-only state btw.
Matilda Savingfoot - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 11:40:29 EST ID:XScBMwJY No.29313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drug test for red lobster wow

I thought they just did that at jobs where there's thinking or safety concerns

I'd say go fuck yourself if a place like that asked for that, it'd be like 'no, so let's move on with the interview'

There can't be that many applicants, fuck them
Matilda Savingfoot - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 11:41:43 EST ID:XScBMwJY No.29314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Btw I'd say the same thing whether I'd fail the test or now
John Nickleridge - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 11:42:43 EST ID:Nw1d/+96 No.29315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*fail the test or not
Jack Gennerbanks - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 19:24:47 EST ID:2YqzeOnD No.29321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Restaurants only typically drug test for management or if you hurt yourself on the job and are filing for workers comp.
Caroline Driggledork - Sat, 01 Jul 2017 05:56:54 EST ID:Bx5qEi5x No.29329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
use google my friend

according to this, only if you are injured, so dont worry about it. instead of stressing about your urine solute levels, instead start thinking about what sort of things youd like to say in the interview or how you may handle some expectable questions; i.e.: why do you want to work here, why should we hire you, will i give a shit you interviewed later when my boss makes me pick someone and did you leave any good impression on me?

we are always short handed at the place i work and the manager who hires basically hates it, gotta sort of think from their shoes, its not like any normal person enjoys conducting an interview either, so just think of that and it may be easier to have less anxious convo

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