Okay, so recently I watched Requiem for a Dream (finally got around to it and holy shit, what a movie.)

I did spice for a while. I ended up having a near death experience where I literally saw God. After that point, I swore to never do it again.

I know if I asked current users I wouldn't be as well received, so I ask previous users of heroin, cocaine, and meth: how did you get to that point? Did you have your own "requiem" or did you get out unscathed?

Pic related: "Maid Marion. Welcome."

so I got a test like 5 days from now. I will use a cranberry pill tonight. can I open it and drink it I'm shit at taking pill so I have to, will this work , I will be exercising all week and drinking water. I only had one hit of blue dream today 20% THC .

Hi /detox/ I'm trying to get a better job. To hell with screen printing. Every job I'm considering requires drug testing, either urine tests or hair follicle. I'm a pot smoker but I'm preparing to stop. for any potential interviews.

I'd like some advise on any possible detox supplements, and shampoos I could use.
Have any of you had any success with hair follicle testing? Or any good word on total body cleansing?

some stats on me: 210 lbs. about 5' 10" I've got a pot belly since I was a kid. I work out, doing MMA classes and sweat heavily and try to intake about a gallon of water a day and eat a steady Paleo diet. Mostly meat and veggies.

I love cannabis and it's effects, but I also like a fine paycheck. Any potheads in the medical field? or users that work in hospitals? I've also been considering becoming a train conductor, but who knows. I'm an artist at heart, but I don't want to make it my career and end up hating it and losing my passion.



Thoughts? Comments?
Any help here would be great.
Thanks guys.

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Martha Sibbledale - Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:37:20 EST ID:vgiZGS1P No.19772 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1358833040033.jpg -(34716 B, 512x384) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'm going into a healthcare program at college, and to scare me they plastered information about the Gas Chromatography and Mass Spectrometry level tests everywhere. They absolutely made it look like I would no doubt be having my piss run through those machines. The cutoff for weed with a GC/MS is 15 nanograms in your blood, which had me scared shitless. http://www.intertek.com/chromatography/gcms/ However, doing some research on the codes that were included on my chain of custody drug form, it turned out very simple. The code included the numbers "10-50" Which means 10 different drugs being tested and the 50 meant a 50 nanogram cutoff of cannabinoids. It also included the number "2000" which meant a 2000 nanogram cutoff for opiates. As a fair warning, eating poppy seeds the same day as that variety of drug test will put you over that limit. So I haven't eaten a poppy seed muffin in weeks, bro. So, armed with this new knowledge, it became clear that the codes indicated a GC/MS is NOT to be used immediately. Why? Because it costs $200 per sample to run it through a GC/MS, they need a 50 ng cutoff as there is some evidence that hemp products may put you slightly over a 15 ng cutoff. So they only run it through a GC/MS to make sure it isn't a false positive, catch my drift? Instead, they will more than likely be running it through the EMIT to(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyme_multiplied_immunoassay_technique), to see if it hits above the 50 ng cutoff. The At Home drug tests you can get at Walmart or Walgreens should help you determine if you're good, because they are also a 50 ng cutoff. Based on your exercise, eating, and hydration habits, I'd say you'll be good to go through an EMIT in about 2+ weeks, but you will want to allow 45 days of abstinence to be sure. Don't exercise right before the test day just to be absolutely safe, it might give off more THC hiding in your fat cells. The hair follicle test is a little trickier, I'm going to tell you right now, you're going to have to shave your head. No shampoos, no real good tricks or detoxes for that one beyond shaving your head and not smoking for 3+ months. By then, your hair should have grown back enough hopefully to give them enough for a test. Shampoos claiming to mask or even detoxify your hair are not going to work anymore, the labs are now methodically washing the strands they get. http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/hair_faq.htm Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

and now im also trying to get a job ive been taking them illegally. where will they not test me?
should i give my self a couple of weeks to clean out, or i just go for fast food shit or somthing? i need a job
ive just been been binging on this shit for like a few months now

So i've been addicted to killing sobriety with any drugs I come across. Alcoholic genes had me stuck on hooch for a while but i'm glad I dropped that habit. Even though I crave beers right now more than anything.

Anyway, I'm checking into detox for any and all addictions i've ever had and still have. My dreams tell me my life will change drastically soon enough so I'm kinda psyched going to detox and all.

I'm planning to finish writing this novel i've been working for the past couple of weeks about my childhood and the beginning of my addictions during detox. Just wanted to say, good luck to all of you trying to kick habits through rehab, detox and whatnot. I know I'll need some myself.

Peace my friends.

Hi!

I will be applying to chem or bio lab and research jobs soon, and I was wondering, how likely is it that I get a hair test, compared to urine, for these fields? How long is it detectable in the hair, if I smoked every day? How long should I wait after quitting before I start applying?

Answers to any or all of these questions would be much appreciated.

Hey DT

Daily weed smoker here with a urinary analysis coming up on Tuesday. I found out about the test yesterday and ceased smoking at about 1 this morning. I was gonna go out and get a detox kit or drink or whatever, but unfortunately nature is being a little cunt and dropped a snowstorm on me so im not trying to get out and drive to get that.

I do have plenty of 500mg niacin and unlimited well water and was hoping that would get me by. I haven't taken niacin before so i don't want to take too much, but i was thinking of dropping 2 500mg caps (5000% dv) and doing nothing but water for the rest of today, and then repeating the cycle tomorrow.

Any other suggestions? As soon as i can ill get out and get a vale drink or whatever, but that wont be til tomorrow.

Thanks /detox/, herees some hot girl for your trouble, don't don't tell me to Google a fucking thing because I've already been there :)

I used to smoke all day erryday for about two years and on occasion before that, but I quit wednesday. I load big fucking trailers at work, so I'm kind of athletic and I leave work DRENCHED in sweat. How long until the grass is out of my system?

>a gram of potent meth orally over the course of the night
>haven't used meth in years
>haven't used any drug since last friday
>SAMHSA-5 in 52-56 hours
>19 years, male, 60kg/180cm (130lbs/5"11)
>metabolism: fast as fuck

Can I do it? How?

I'm sure that you guys get this question at least five times a day, but /b/'s response left me pretty paranoid so I've come for a second opinion.

Last night I was in a car where there were two joints burning simultaneously, being passed back and forth right in front of my face. I didn't directly smoke anything, but I obviously inhaled quite a lot of second hand smoke.

I have a drug test on monday (it's noon on friday). Is it at all possible that I could test positive for pot just from being hotboxed? Again I did not get at all high, just breathed in a lot of smoke.

tl;dr - can I fail a drug test from being hotboxed in a car? If so, how can I detox over the next two days.

pic entirely unrelated

>>	William Blatherbury - Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:45:35 EST ID:s9FjTkqy No.20365 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1363970735200.jpg -(894008 B, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20363 self bamp. I'll dump some wallpapers I made while I wait. That GoT one is from a few years ago.

>>	William Blatherbury - Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:47:18 EST ID:s9FjTkqy No.20366 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1363970838200.jpg -(680853 B, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20363 I don't like this one, but one of you might.

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William Blatherbury - Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:59:22 EST ID:s9FjTkqy No.20367 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1363971562200.jpg -(253495 B, 1920x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20363 obviously this one isn't all my handiwork. I just removed the clover and added Dickbutt. Because why not? Somebody please silence my paranoia. If I fail this test I'll be expelled any my life will turn to donkey shit.

So I have an interview on Monday which if I pass I will then have to take a drug test. I am 19, male, 6ft 1in, 186lb and I have been smoking regularly since 15. I currently smoke 1.5-3.5g a week, and only marijuana, and I'm starting a Detox Schedule today. Everyday I will be drinking 6qt of water, 24oz of coffee, 3oz of green tea, along with a antioxidant and vitamin supplement. I will also only be eating raw/cooked fruits and vegetables, grains and oats, and staying away from canned/packaged/fast food. But for the extra help I plan on drinking a Test Pure Platinum Magnum Force 2 hours before the drug test, followed by more water.Normally my best friend gives me his piss because he doesn't smoke, but he is in college now so I can't get his help, so this will be my first time trying the abstaining and detox rout. What does 420chan think? Will my routine work? Will the Test Pure Platinum Magnum Force actually help?

Tl;Dr
I am starting a detox routine and want to know if Test Pure Platinum Magnum Force Detox Drink will actually help.

I'm 19 years old, 70 kilograms, and 5"11. Have been drunk non stop for 5 days now to the point where I don't remember the majority of this week, and I'm a little hazy on what days the things I remember happened. Prior to this I have drunk every day for a month, and before that was getting smashed 4 nights a week for about 6 months. I want to stop drinking now but I am scared of the withdrawal symptoms, and just wanted to know if I'm in for anything. If anybody knows the subject well maybe you could give me a hand here?