You sound like you will be fine. Get a good amount of fluids in your system before the test to make it a tad weaker but you should be fine. If not then I am royally fucked in a couple weeks cause I was going about everyday for like 5 months and I have about 3 more weeks till my test and I only have one week clean so far. Might also be worth investing in a detox drink if you are still worried.

>>20338
Don't really have the cash to drop on that or the means to do so covertly. I think I am just going to grab a home test kit tomorrow and give it a go, then dilute as needed.

>>20327
Well, I'm assuming that if the hair on my head is long enough, that's what they'll test.

>>20328
Sorry I'm fucking gone, let me address your questions. Shaving your head prior to the test won't help at all. I'm pretty sure they test hairs at the base. So the base of your hair now compared to the base of your hair if you shaved and let it grew, the difference in length is so small that you'd have to be extremely "lucky" to pass through some sort of small window there. No, shaving is likely useless.

If it's a hair follicle test then there's not much else you can do. You're pretty much fucked if you were a heavy smoker, I bet. Hope it works out.

Maybe you should buy a wig made of real hair and glue it to your bald head. Or slather glue onto your dome and headbutt a god damned bear.

>>20329
Hm, honestly I've only smoked maybe 4-5 times, also tried half a bottle of Robitussin. Would I pretty much be screwed anyway?
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The DXM won't do anything to your test as far as I know. There are reports of massive amounts of DXM (near a gram, or binging) the day before a test causing false positives for PCP, but I seriously doubt half a bottle would do shit. So at least that's not something to worry about.

4-5 times though is pretty brutal for a follicle test. Good luck

>>20339
Thank you very much, brother.

fuck no they don't

don't have them around. i personally seem immune to nicotine addiction so i can't speak from experience, but if it's anything like caffine I can relate.

If you keep yourself busy with productive things you won't fall into that boredom state where you start to think 'a cig would be good right now' but that's easier said than done.

just self restraint, anon. it's one of the hardest things in life, i'll give you that, but just try your best avoid them in general.

Hey OP.

I don't know if it's an option for you, and I would definitely advise being careful with medication. But if you are finding it difficult to quit cigarettes maybe Bupropion could help.

I gave Bupropion a try for two weeks last year as an anti-depressant, but it made my anxiety a lot worse. When I was on it, I found that I no longer wanted/craved cigarettes, I went from smoking 10-15 a day down to 1-2.

i use to smoke every twenty minutes, and what i noticed was whenever i focused on quitting something is when addiction manifests, keep your self busy, smoke a j or 2, or 3 ... lol for real though, I can't even stand the smell of that toxic radioactive brown shit anymore, stay green

trying to fucking quit this habit . cigarettes makes me lazy , cannot concentrate , in the morning feel like zombie , when excersizing my hearth feels like its gonna pop out . i think thats enough reasons to quit, i am too like OP after i dont smoke like 1month i start to think '' oh what the hell its just one'' and then it starts all over again , so its best to avoid that one. i dont know how many smokers quit on theyr first time of trying , but ive tryed like 10times already and failed all . im 23years old , smoking since 17~

I did the same along time ago and slipped back to a pack a day, but i just finished reading Allen Carrs ONLY way and its been 12 days, not looking back!

>>20323 idk a couple bowls of kief should take 1-2 weeks to be completely clear. just drink a lot of water and excercize. you could be possibly clean in 3-4 days

>>20324
Thanks fellow.

>>20046
OP I don't even know what that is or what the withdrawal is like so I'm not gonna try to pretend like I know what you're going through or what to do next. From what it sounds like, you're not going through anything physical, just experiencing the reality of bipolar disorder like, tenfold now? Are you just getting bad depression and shit? Over the years I've become pretty god damn good at kicking heroin, and I can tell you that the depression I experience through that is disabling at best. It might sound like the worst thing in the world for you right now, but you really need to will yourself and force yourself to go outside and exercise. I don't care what anyone says, that's the best shit for the human body.

Drink a shitload of water, take some god damn vitamins and shit, then work out or just go walk around town aimlessly with your headphones on, fuck it.

hey mang i am also on lamotragine, 150mg a day, but i was under the impression it had no withdrawls, not like SSRI's such as fluvoxamine which can make you reeeeeeally sick when you come off it.

What symptoms are you experiencing?

>>20057
Woah sorry didn't check back right away OP here.
Well like I said I'm taking it for bipolar and anxiety so I've been experiencing both of those, but vastly worse than before taking the meds. This is what happens about 8 weeks cold turkey, which is sort of what I did. I have a few of them broken into halves that I've started taking a few days a week, which is helpful, but i'll be out soon and i wonder if i am rationing it correctly to really wean myself off.

I just started on Lamotrigine a week ago, what's going to happen to me? Should I stop it while I can?

What effects did it have on you?

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Still would like to leave the thread up for more info though.

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would alcohol help? I would imagine it would, never heard it though. I believe it works the same way as benzos, so one could taper off (I assume) with alc, for like
5 days.

>>20287
A note, benzos seem bad. I Have heard of folks getting addicted from 14 years old to 30,

>>20287

alcohol is even worse, haha. not looking to trade addictions, I already have an amphetamine dependency, need to be on 40+mg of adderall to feel baseline, like enough to get up in the morning and shower. 10 year amph tolerance and daily use will do that to ya.

but benzos have had many more negative impacts on my life as a whole, almost dropping out of a few of my classes and lost a lot of friends due to benzo related shenanigans. that's why i look to quit, but it's a rough path.

also, i would trade my benz addiction for opi any day, too bad they are so expensive and not easy to BS a psych for unless I go doctor shopping. Even then I'm not chrismatic or witty enough to lie my way into an opi script unless I find a doc who hand them out like candy...

ANYWAY, I'm mostly looking for tips on WDing from benzos. what to do and what not to do. how long should my taper be? when should i cut doses, and by how much? stuff like that.

Thanks again, love ya /detox/

You're pretty much fucked, OP (especially if it's a hair test). Just detox and delay the test(s) as long as possible. If it's urine, abstain for at least 30 days and 3 months if you suspect that it's a hair test.

even if you shave your head, they will use clippers and shave a fist sized ball of hair off of your legs.

Yeah.. I'm a girl so def not shaving my head.

Everything else is shaved down. Even then I still have eyebrows and eye lashes...

Welp, effed. Thanks /detox/

>>20279

>Lord of the Rings books

I swear those books worsened my ADHD, they're a goddamn brick wall if you're not a reading whore.

>>20280
I used to read for days at a time, I'm hoping I can still do it.

My emotions are a bona fide train wreck, if this doesn't settle down I'm going to have to take more and taper off slowly for my sanity

>>20242

>looking like a skinny meth addict

smoke some weed op, you will gain weight from the munchies

also, it sounds like you are a loner. forget about your addition and go to a bar with some friends. go over a buddy's house and smoke weed, order pizza, watch some trippy movies.

here, I'll get you started
you're welcome op

>it sounds like you are a loner. forget about your addition and go to a bar with some friends. go over a buddy's house

>loner
>friends
>buddies

Yeah, about that

>>20285
Let me guess, that's your solution to any problem

No, only follicle tests can determine how long ago it's been since you've smoked. Piss tests are only for recent use.
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