So I just got hired at a new job, and they really raced through the process, I thought I'd have at least two weeks before we got down to business, but they want me to start orientation next week, and preferably get the required physical done by the end of this week.

I'm about 160lbs, I knew I'd be tested so I've tried my best to stay away from pot for a good month or so, however I've probably taken what amounts to three or four hits around the 11th of this month. I also did two baby lines of coke last night (I really didn't even feel anything), and took a 25mg adderal xr (it said n. amphetamine salts, is there a difference in testing?) today. I'm assuming they really want me to get this shit done by friday, as during the week of orientation I'm gonna be busy 9-5 every day.

I'm looking at the form for this physical now and it says it's a "10 panel with k2/bath salts". Now obviously I know that tests for the three things I've done recently, but I'm wondering if there's any chance it might be a blood test? The job is at an ambulance agency, which is the only reason I'm a little concerned, but it's at a regular doctors office so it's probably just a regular urinalysis, right?

So far I'm planning on grabbing a few at home drug tests and some "ready clean" which some of my friends have had good luck with, I guess I'm just gonna test myself right off the bat, try it with the ready clean, see how it goes and if every goes well I'll use the ready clean for the test. I guess I'm just wondering what you guys would do in my situation, how you'd react, what your level of concern would be, etc etc. I'm really freaking the fuck out, this is my first actual adult job and I'm gonna be furious with myself if I fucked it up over not planning ahead. I mean worst case scenario I make up some bullshit and stall out the physical for another week.

Any help would be so very very much appreciated.

Any testimonials for xpultion, i went to my local shop asked for the best one and they gave me that i dont know my exact weight but id say im 160 or less. Even tho i got the 5x version cause i have been smoking every day for 8-9 months at least one bong snap per day. Anyone out there have any success?

I'm at a point in my life where throughout this long thought process, I've decided to join the United States Marine Corps. I am 19 years of age and weigh 138 at 5'7 in height. I workout daily Mon-Fri at the gym and have a body fat percentage of maybe 8-12% with a high metabolism and a skinny/muscular toned build. I have been a daily smoker and vaporizer maybe two or three bowls a day, how long will it take to pass a urinalysis.
PS does anyone know if they do a hair follicle test for cannabis? or just a urine test

Hello /detox/! I come to you with a question. I found out that im going to be drug tested this thursday or friday, and 2 days ago I smoked 2 bowls over the course of like 4 hours. Im 6'1 and 140 pounds with a crazy fast metabolism . If I were to drink a shit ton of water every day until then, keep the temp at my place at 80 degrees to help sweat it out, and did pushups/situps/exercise in general would I be able to pass this drug test? Im also debating getting some niacin and cranberry juice too....are these just myths or do they actually help? Any advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated!

So I smoked 4 hits of some pretty good weed exactly 32 days ago, but I'm wondering if there are still some of the most PRECISE tests that could still detect some weed in my system. The usual amount they check for is around 20 or over nanograms, but I want to be sure that it is completely out of my system, like zero nanograms.

My stats are: 185 lbs, 5'9" and 23 years old if age matters

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Angus Bomblechen - Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:08:50 EST ID:KymneTcO No.20127 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1361772530281.jpg -(316010 B, 2560x1536) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I almost made kind of a similar thread. I'm a real lean guy and workout and run a lot. I love physical activity, especially while high. but since i need another job i'll probably need to do a drug test. 5'8" 145lbs. would my leanness shorten the window of detectable THC from the soluable THC in my fatness? pic related of some sweet nug

So before I get flamed, I don't know if this is something everyone knows about already or something probation officers check for, it just worked for me.

So basically the more concentrated your urine the more THC is in it.

By drinking a lot of water you can lower the concentration, but not enough for a clean test.

Which is why I had the idea to just take a large mouthfull of water before my drug test and hold it in my mouth in the waiting room.

When they gave me the actual test, I pissed some of my watery urine in it, then added about 2 parts of water from my mouth per every part urine.

They check for heat and color to make sure it's real urine. The end result is lighter colored than ordinary urine, but everyone's urine is diffrent, and diffrent day to day so it shouldn't trigger red flags. And the water in your motuh should be near the temp of urine.

The test was clean, and 3 days before the test I ate almost 6g worth of edibles and smoked more than nay normal person should.

Is this a known startegy? Are there ways of checking for this?

I have a friend who smoked weed last week, probably 0.5-1.0 grams, and will be going in for a saliva test for a Kroger job in a day or a few.

He is 6' tall 160 lbs I think. Once-weekly user. He doesn't exercise, nor has he been doing anything to detox. I told him not to risk it, and just not apply for the job, but what do you all think?

Pic hopefully related.

Hi, /detox/, I have been drinking for almost ten years. It was almost always been drinking with the sole purpose of being drunk for me, not just being tipsy. In the last 3,4 years in became quite heavily . In the last couple of months I was drinking almost every day and it almost always included hard liqour. I was trying to self medicate myself with Valium and Xanax, but that just worsen the things up (at least for me). It is time for me to say farewell to alcohol because it started to ruin my health and my family and generaly my wellbeing. If any of you have some advice for me or a story to share I am all ears. Wish me luck.

>>	Shitting Fuckingstone - Sun, 24 Feb 2013 05:21:32 EST ID:+zt8X0nu No.20122 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1361701292401.jpg -(36862 B, 478x700) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20121 You sum up everything in that last sentence. Thanks.

Hello /detox/!

For any of you that want to quit a drug or drinking or smoking, I figure I could share some helpful advice that has helped me clean for a year.

1.) People, Places, and Things - Those of you who have either been ordered to attend AA or went of your own freewill out of curiosity or desperation, may have heard this before. I'll give the short explanation:

"Apart from physical withdrawal, mental withdrawal is mostly thoughts and cravings related to a specific drug or habit. Our thoughts are influenced by the people we talk to, where we are, and what things surround us. Changing the people, places, and things we associate ourselves with can help fight cravings and obsessive thoughts."

So if you really want to quit something, you have to make some changes to your lifestyle. Don't tackle it all at once, change one thing at a time - this makes the task less intimidating. Start with one thing and move to another when you feel ready to.

2.) Get a hobby - The first few months of sobriety can be a total bitch to deal with if you don't find something to direct all your energies into to keep you busy. You may have a job or other responsibilities that can help, but what about free time? An idle mind with idle hands can be a disaster waiting to happen when you're trying to give up a habit. Multiple times before I went clean for good, have I found myself just lounging around when a thought about scotch floated into my head and a moment later I found myself with a bottle of Canadian Harwood in my hand.

The best way to deal with this is to get a hobby. Something you like that requires work, but isn't a huge chore. Maybe it's model ship building, Warhammer, or something creative. A hobby to pour yourself into when you have free time can really help. About a month in sobriety I found a new love for collecting vintage games and consoles. And even if I can't go out and nab that Odyessy 300, I just park myself in front of my little TV and play some 8-bit goodness.

3.) Building a support network - There are many things that we can tackle by ourselves like vacuuming or walking the dog, but when a larger task like abstinence and sobriety is put before us it helps to have some shoulders to lean on when things start to suck ass.

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So... here's the deal. I have an intereview on Monday the 25th for a Carney job that will fly me to America and Canada but I have to pass a drug test first. I've probably been smoking for about 2 years every single day at least 2 grams a day some days maybe more. I got an email saying I can either go to a pathological lab and arrive at the interview with the results or they can test me over there on the day. So now there's 3 days left and I've already stopped smoking 2 days ago. I took 500mg Niacin yesterday for the first time and flushed (Whether or not this stuff is a myth i don't care no skin off my back). I started excersising yesterday, push ups, sit ups, and I jogged a bit, I also plan to keep taking the Niacin. I've been drinking a fuckload of water since day 1 of quitting and plan to keep it up while throwing in some cranberry juice in between.

What can I add to my diet or regimen that can help me? Protips?? I'm thinking maybe go do a pathologist test the day before and if i fail then just take the test on the interview also. I read that I should stop excersising and start carbo loading / eating meat about 2 days before the test, true or false?

Goddam I really wanna go please help

/detox/ I fucked up. I've been smoking weed the past few weeks on and off because I assumed my PO wouldn't give me a urinalysis. I'm pretty much fucked because she stopped by today and told me I had to come in tomorrow for one. This will be my 2nd time, and i'll most likely be put in an "Addiction treatment program". Anybody ever been in one before? i'm curious what it's like. Also, if anyone has any last stretch ideas for saving my piss test. Please do tell.

hello detox, i am about to be taking drug test for job this wednesday, i am about 190lbs and 6'2 and i would call my build athletic, out of the past 4 weeks ive smoked during one of them, so two weeks off weed, one week smoking, and another week off, i have been working out extensively which is already apart of daily routine as well as taking insane amount cranberry extract, multiple b-vitamins, diuretics and aspirin, i have also been drinking a ton of water and eating much less than usual, so my question is in your educated opinion would you say that i will be clean for the drug test this upcoming wednesday

>>	Cornelius Bunningfuck - Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:04:34 EST ID:9pmyQZeL No.20101 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1361394274651.png -(316840 B, 1280x798) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20073 get some fake piss if you want to be sure.