/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
So I just got hired at a new job, and they really raced through the process, I thought I'd have at least two weeks before we got down to business, but they want me to start orientation next week, and preferably get the required physical done by the end of this week.I'm about 160lbs, I knew I'd be tested so I've tried my best to stay away from pot for a good month or so, however I've probably taken what amounts to three or four hits around the 11th of this month. I also did two baby lines of coke last night (I really didn't even feel anything), and took a 25mg adderal xr (it said n. amphetamine salts, is there a difference in testing?) today. I'm assuming they really want me to get this shit done by friday, as during the week of orientation I'm gonna be busy 9-5 every day. I'm looking at the form for this physical now and it says it's a "10 panel with k2/bath salts". Now obviously I know that tests for the three things I've done recently, but I'm wondering if there's any chance it might be a blood test? The job is at an ambulance agency, which is the only reason I'm a little concerned, but it's at a regular doctors office so it's probably just a regular urinalysis, right? So far I'm planning on grabbing a few at home drug tests and some "ready clean" which some of my friends have had good luck with, I guess I'm just gonna test myself right off the bat, try it with the ready clean, see how it goes and if every goes well I'll use the ready clean for the test. I guess I'm just wondering what you guys would do in my situation, how you'd react, what your level of concern would be, etc etc. I'm really freaking the fuck out, this is my first actual adult job and I'm gonna be furious with myself if I fucked it up over not planning ahead. I mean worst case scenario I make up some bullshit and stall out the physical for another week.Any help would be so very very much appreciated.
>>20145I believe a '10-panel test' specifically refers to a urine test. I think blood tests uses GCMS or something(drug testing isn't nearly as common in Aus. where I live) But you can check that shit on google pretty easy. I found a few decent sites explaining it.>tried my best to stay away... for a good month or so.Seriously, you're best wasn't very good. If this job(paramedic) is as important to you as it is to society you probably shouldn't have put yourself in this position. Best of luck anyways man.
>tried my best to stay away... for a good month or so.
Delay your test if possible. nb
Any testimonials for xpultion, i went to my local shop asked for the best one and they gave me that i dont know my exact weight but id say im 160 or less. Even tho i got the 5x version cause i have been smoking every day for 8-9 months at least one bong snap per day. Anyone out there have any success?
I'm at a point in my life where throughout this long thought process, I've decided to join the United States Marine Corps. I am 19 years of age and weigh 138 at 5'7 in height. I workout daily Mon-Fri at the gym and have a body fat percentage of maybe 8-12% with a high metabolism and a skinny/muscular toned build. I have been a daily smoker and vaporizer maybe two or three bowls a day, how long will it take to pass a urinalysis. PS does anyone know if they do a hair follicle test for cannabis? or just a urine test
In my 4 years in the Marines I was piss tested literally over 100 times, Never once did they take hair samples, nor was that even ever rumored.
>>20133Thanks for the info, I don't plan on smoking weed until I get out, so the piss tests will be a breeze. I am ready to join the brotherhood.
Hello /detox/! I come to you with a question. I found out that im going to be drug tested this thursday or friday, and 2 days ago I smoked 2 bowls over the course of like 4 hours. Im 6'1 and 140 pounds with a crazy fast metabolism . If I were to drink a shit ton of water every day until then, keep the temp at my place at 80 degrees to help sweat it out, and did pushups/situps/exercise in general would I be able to pass this drug test? Im also debating getting some niacin and cranberry juice too....are these just myths or do they actually help? Any advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated!
So I smoked 4 hits of some pretty good weed exactly 32 days ago, but I'm wondering if there are still some of the most PRECISE tests that could still detect some weed in my system. The usual amount they check for is around 20 or over nanograms, but I want to be sure that it is completely out of my system, like zero nanograms.My stats are: 185 lbs, 5'9" and 23 years old if age matters
>>20109Yeah, I would, you should be okay then. Just drink lots of water, take b vitamins for the color of your urine, and possibly take creatine so your levels don't look diluted like you were trying to flush out your system.
>>20109 which is, uncomfortNo issue with the time, but why not take a break anyway, even if it is uncomfortable. Worrying would likely not be a real issue then. As far as taking measures, get more excessive, drink water like usual to what you would drink to exercise/activities and take vitamins without the object of passing test, but to take advantage of some time for yourself, and not the courts or whatever.
>>20114Thanks, I'll be doing that. The month I already spent not smoking was nice. It just sucks because I was only able to smoke for like 3 months as I took a 6 month break before that. But yeah, it's not going to be hard to not smoke, I just want to make sure I'm clean. Not trippin, I already drink a healthy amount of water and have niacin that i was taking before. Thanks for reply.
I almost made kind of a similar thread. I'm a real lean guy and workout and run a lot. I love physical activity, especially while high. but since i need another job i'll probably need to do a drug test. 5'8" 145lbs. would my leanness shorten the window of detectable THC from the soluable THC in my fatness?pic related of some sweet nug
>>20127Sure the leanness helps, exercise, activity helps. Even with not snoking weed or whatever, jogging running or whatever activities one can do, are as good as anything one can find.
So before I get flamed, I don't know if this is something everyone knows about already or something probation officers check for, it just worked for me. So basically the more concentrated your urine the more THC is in it. By drinking a lot of water you can lower the concentration, but not enough for a clean test. Which is why I had the idea to just take a large mouthfull of water before my drug test and hold it in my mouth in the waiting room. When they gave me the actual test, I pissed some of my watery urine in it, then added about 2 parts of water from my mouth per every part urine. They check for heat and color to make sure it's real urine. The end result is lighter colored than ordinary urine, but everyone's urine is diffrent, and diffrent day to day so it shouldn't trigger red flags. And the water in your motuh should be near the temp of urine. The test was clean, and 3 days before the test I ate almost 6g worth of edibles and smoked more than nay normal person should.Is this a known startegy? Are there ways of checking for this?
Never heard of anybody doing it until now, if one doesn't have to talk to anybody before then should be fine with a generic on site test.
>>20062Good to know man I was feeling real clever when they gave me a clean test ahahah
What if they talk to you when they're handing you the bottle & everything? Seems like you'd be fucked pretty quick when you're playing charades with them keeping your water in your mouth.
>>20104Well then you swallow the water and it's gg for you
>>20066Interesting story for sure. I had an associate that would mix tap water from the office (PO)restroom, with some pee. Passed every time. Would act like he was just washing his hands, just as they instructed, to get the water to temp.
I have a friend who smoked weed last week, probably 0.5-1.0 grams, and will be going in for a saliva test for a Kroger job in a day or a few. He is 6' tall 160 lbs I think. Once-weekly user. He doesn't exercise, nor has he been doing anything to detox. I told him not to risk it, and just not apply for the job, but what do you all think?Pic hopefully related.
Mouthwash 30 minutes before you go in to get tested.Mouth swab tests are jokes, unless you're caught unaware.
Hi, /detox/, I have been drinking for almost ten years. It was almost always been drinking with the sole purpose of being drunk for me, not just being tipsy. In the last 3,4 years in became quite heavily . In the last couple of months I was drinking almost every day and it almost always included hard liqour. I was trying to self medicate myself with Valium and Xanax, but that just worsen the things up (at least for me). It is time for me to say farewell to alcohol because it started to ruin my health and my family and generaly my wellbeing. If any of you have some advice for me or a story to share I am all ears. Wish me luck.
>>20075I've been drinking for about 5 years, every day. Used to do a whole bottle of rum/ day but I'm down to 6 beers now. I quit for a couple of weeks a month back and didn't get any physical withdrawal. How much do you drink atm OP? You do know alcohol withdrawal can kill you right?
Heavy long alcohol use could find you in a bad situation by just stopping, librium/valium whatever, take a half or whole one if or when you start to feel not well. Just be ready. Take another if that isn't working. Don't exceedmore that what you would physically/mentally need. Make sure you have been off benz for around two weeks from ongoing benz use. My opinionYou could kick the alc withdrawal in 5/7 days.
>>20091Like I said, when I'm at home about half liter of spirit on average, plus take note that I usually start drinking during the night hours, let's say 10 PM. It's been three days straight and I don't think about cravings and psysical withdrawls are almost microscopical (minor sleep deprivations, occasional sweats with a little bit of anxiety). I read about alcohol withdrawls and I don't think that I am that severe case, I just want to quit before things get worse.
Yea ten years is about the giving way point. I quit drinking and it was far better being bored than drinking and being bored.
>>20121You sum up everything in that last sentence. Thanks.
Hello /detox/! For any of you that want to quit a drug or drinking or smoking, I figure I could share some helpful advice that has helped me clean for a year. 1.) People, Places, and Things - Those of you who have either been ordered to attend AA or went of your own freewill out of curiosity or desperation, may have heard this before. I'll give the short explanation: "Apart from physical withdrawal, mental withdrawal is mostly thoughts and cravings related to a specific drug or habit. Our thoughts are influenced by the people we talk to, where we are, and what things surround us. Changing the people, places, and things we associate ourselves with can help fight cravings and obsessive thoughts." So if you really want to quit something, you have to make some changes to your lifestyle. Don't tackle it all at once, change one thing at a time - this makes the task less intimidating. Start with one thing and move to another when you feel ready to. 2.) Get a hobby - The first few months of sobriety can be a total bitch to deal with if you don't find something to direct all your energies into to keep you busy. You may have a job or other responsibilities that can help, but what about free time? An idle mind with idle hands can be a disaster waiting to happen when you're trying to give up a habit. Multiple times before I went clean for good, have I found myself just lounging around when a thought about scotch floated into my head and a moment later I found myself with a bottle of Canadian Harwood in my hand. The best way to deal with this is to get a hobby. Something you like that requires work, but isn't a huge chore. Maybe it's model ship building, Warhammer, or something creative. A hobby to pour yourself into when you have free time can really help. About a month in sobriety I found a new love for collecting vintage games and consoles. And even if I can't go out and nab that Odyessy 300, I just park myself in front of my little TV and play some 8-bit goodness. 3.) Building a support network - There are many things that we can tackle by ourselves like vacuuming or walking the dog, but when a larger task like abstinence and sobriety is put before us it helps to have some shoulders to lean on when things start to suck ass. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bump for good info. Sorry to anyone whose "PLZ HALP ME PASS TEST" thread got bumped off the front page.
So... here's the deal. I have an intereview on Monday the 25th for a Carney job that will fly me to America and Canada but I have to pass a drug test first. I've probably been smoking for about 2 years every single day at least 2 grams a day some days maybe more. I got an email saying I can either go to a pathological lab and arrive at the interview with the results or they can test me over there on the day. So now there's 3 days left and I've already stopped smoking 2 days ago. I took 500mg Niacin yesterday for the first time and flushed (Whether or not this stuff is a myth i don't care no skin off my back). I started excersising yesterday, push ups, sit ups, and I jogged a bit, I also plan to keep taking the Niacin. I've been drinking a fuckload of water since day 1 of quitting and plan to keep it up while throwing in some cranberry juice in between.What can I add to my diet or regimen that can help me? Protips?? I'm thinking maybe go do a pathologist test the day before and if i fail then just take the test on the interview also. I read that I should stop excersising and start carbo loading / eating meat about 2 days before the test, true or false?Goddam I really wanna go please help
bro u gonna be good i took my test an did niacin literally burned me alive cranberry pills cranberry juice lots of water an running an drinking beer or liquor helps to
i had my test done in a lab to so if i can pass i know u can most ppl just drown water an pass so with niacin an cranberry pills u should be good
/detox/ I fucked up. I've been smoking weed the past few weeks on and off because I assumed my PO wouldn't give me a urinalysis. I'm pretty much fucked because she stopped by today and told me I had to come in tomorrow for one. This will be my 2nd time, and i'll most likely be put in an "Addiction treatment program". Anybody ever been in one before? i'm curious what it's like. Also, if anyone has any last stretch ideas for saving my piss test. Please do tell.
OP here, just got back about 20 minutes ago, the guy who was there didn't administer a Urinalysis, he gave me a oral drug test. Still tested positive, filled out a form, and don't know my punishment yet, but i'll be going into the office for community service tomorrow.
>>20102you could have avoided this by using mouthwash...
>>20103Didn't know it would be happening, I originally was going to do a UA, but I hadn't drank much early on today, so I went outside, started drinking, and he just came out with the oral test. Didn't expect it. I'm more worried about a hair follicle test, I've got LSD, and opiates in one of those probably.
>>20107I've read that LSD is too expensive to test for and can't be found after just a few days unless they did some spinal tap type of shit.
>>20110I've read that LSD is too expensive to test for and can't be found after just a few days anyway unless they do some spinal tap type of shit.
hello detox, i am about to be taking drug test for job this wednesday, i am about 190lbs and 6'2 and i would call my build athletic, out of the past 4 weeks ive smoked during one of them, so two weeks off weed, one week smoking, and another week off, i have been working out extensively which is already apart of daily routine as well as taking insane amount cranberry extract, multiple b-vitamins, diuretics and aspirin, i have also been drinking a ton of water and eating much less than usual, so my question is in your educated opinion would you say that i will be clean for the drug test this upcoming wednesday
>>20073get some fake piss if you want to be sure.
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