/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
>Was just smoking on non stop blunts last night til 2 in the morningI have this tea and I'm not sure about the process in which I should go through in order to pass a piss drug test in exactly 1 week. Can you fine people here at /detox/ lead me in the right direction?
>Was just smoking on non stop blunts last night til 2 in the morning
/detox/ I need your help before tomorrow night. Long story short, I took a lab drug test yesterday, was going to fail it so I put some water in the sample. That night I smoked a lot of weed (probably 6 vape bowls) Today my parents get a call saying the test was invalid, and they suggest a new test. I took a cheap at home test today for my parents and passed with my friends piss. But now I'm supposed to take another lab test tomorrow. My questions are: - can synthetic urine work on a lab test? - can I use my friends piss if I keep it warm? I could collect his urine a few hours before the test, most likely - if none of the above are options, are there any homemade concoctions I could use to pass (my friend says 2 gatorades + a pack of jello mixed in)If worst comes to worst, I will chug an ungodly amount cranberry juice and water before the test to make my pee like water.And no, "not taking the test" isn't an option. I'm in freshman in college but I'd rather not explain the lengthy journey weed has had with my parents and myself.Thanks guys.
>>20157care to be more elaborate with this 2 gatorades and a pack of jello shit you're talking about? Because I would seriously like to know
>>20158Idk man, apparently if you mix a pack of jello with 2 Gatorade, you'll pass. Obviously I have no idea if this works or not, but I made a thread on 4chin and I will be using my friends piss
>>20159that's some 14yo logic. either use someone else's urine or stop being underage, man up and piss in that fuckin cup. 1 day is not enough to flush your system off thc.
Maybe stop being an idiot. Stop doing drugs until they stop testing you. How dumb ARE you
ur gonna fail so fuck it just fail and if your parents give you shit tell them suck it and stop being a faggot and finally man up for yourself you mommas boy
I've smoked today and two other times in the past week, before that i was a daily smoker. I go to the gym for an hour and a half five days a week. Do you think if i stick to my routine with a gallon of water daily that i will be safe from a drug test within a week? 5"8 160 lbs
>>20134bump because OP is my twin and I would like to know this as well
Detoxin as well bro, been smokin everyday since november and haven't smoked for one and a half day. 8-) Going to the gym this weekend for the first time over this period.Drink a lot of cranberry, or some other dark juice. That will flush your body somewhat good within a week.
Is there any way to beat a hair follicle test for cannabis?I'm not fucked or anything, but it would come in handy.
>>20142Try shaving your head.
>>20144And the rest of your body.Yout think no one has thought of that before?
>>20144not completely bald , my friend told me if you keep it under like 2 inches the test wont give an accurate answer , >>20142 OP i would suggest a shape up number 4
Yo what's good? I blaze fat pretty much erryday, And I got a blood test in a couple of days. THC is said to only be in the bloodstream for a couple hours, maybe longer for chronic users. But will I pass? Please hook it up with an answer, and share your experiences. Peace & blessings. I haven't blazed in over 24 hours and I have like two more days. Will I pass? Going to the doctors. Please let me know it's super important. Thanks.
>>20150>I blaze fat pretty much errydayDoes that mean you smoke cocks?Never had a test, but a bit of stuff that I found googling says a urine test generally accompanies a blood test. If they are going to spend the money on a blood test, they will spend the extra couple of $$'s to do a urine dipstick test. They also know that THC doesn't show up in blood long term.
>I blaze fat pretty much erryday
So I just got hired at a new job, and they really raced through the process, I thought I'd have at least two weeks before we got down to business, but they want me to start orientation next week, and preferably get the required physical done by the end of this week.I'm about 160lbs, I knew I'd be tested so I've tried my best to stay away from pot for a good month or so, however I've probably taken what amounts to three or four hits around the 11th of this month. I also did two baby lines of coke last night (I really didn't even feel anything), and took a 25mg adderal xr (it said n. amphetamine salts, is there a difference in testing?) today. I'm assuming they really want me to get this shit done by friday, as during the week of orientation I'm gonna be busy 9-5 every day. I'm looking at the form for this physical now and it says it's a "10 panel with k2/bath salts". Now obviously I know that tests for the three things I've done recently, but I'm wondering if there's any chance it might be a blood test? The job is at an ambulance agency, which is the only reason I'm a little concerned, but it's at a regular doctors office so it's probably just a regular urinalysis, right? So far I'm planning on grabbing a few at home drug tests and some "ready clean" which some of my friends have had good luck with, I guess I'm just gonna test myself right off the bat, try it with the ready clean, see how it goes and if every goes well I'll use the ready clean for the test. I guess I'm just wondering what you guys would do in my situation, how you'd react, what your level of concern would be, etc etc. I'm really freaking the fuck out, this is my first actual adult job and I'm gonna be furious with myself if I fucked it up over not planning ahead. I mean worst case scenario I make up some bullshit and stall out the physical for another week.Any help would be so very very much appreciated.
>>20145I believe a '10-panel test' specifically refers to a urine test. I think blood tests uses GCMS or something(drug testing isn't nearly as common in Aus. where I live) But you can check that shit on google pretty easy. I found a few decent sites explaining it.>tried my best to stay away... for a good month or so.Seriously, you're best wasn't very good. If this job(paramedic) is as important to you as it is to society you probably shouldn't have put yourself in this position. Best of luck anyways man.
>tried my best to stay away... for a good month or so.
Delay your test if possible. nb
Any testimonials for xpultion, i went to my local shop asked for the best one and they gave me that i dont know my exact weight but id say im 160 or less. Even tho i got the 5x version cause i have been smoking every day for 8-9 months at least one bong snap per day. Anyone out there have any success?
I'm at a point in my life where throughout this long thought process, I've decided to join the United States Marine Corps. I am 19 years of age and weigh 138 at 5'7 in height. I workout daily Mon-Fri at the gym and have a body fat percentage of maybe 8-12% with a high metabolism and a skinny/muscular toned build. I have been a daily smoker and vaporizer maybe two or three bowls a day, how long will it take to pass a urinalysis. PS does anyone know if they do a hair follicle test for cannabis? or just a urine test
In my 4 years in the Marines I was piss tested literally over 100 times, Never once did they take hair samples, nor was that even ever rumored.
>>20133Thanks for the info, I don't plan on smoking weed until I get out, so the piss tests will be a breeze. I am ready to join the brotherhood.
Hello /detox/! I come to you with a question. I found out that im going to be drug tested this thursday or friday, and 2 days ago I smoked 2 bowls over the course of like 4 hours. Im 6'1 and 140 pounds with a crazy fast metabolism . If I were to drink a shit ton of water every day until then, keep the temp at my place at 80 degrees to help sweat it out, and did pushups/situps/exercise in general would I be able to pass this drug test? Im also debating getting some niacin and cranberry juice too....are these just myths or do they actually help? Any advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated!
So I smoked 4 hits of some pretty good weed exactly 32 days ago, but I'm wondering if there are still some of the most PRECISE tests that could still detect some weed in my system. The usual amount they check for is around 20 or over nanograms, but I want to be sure that it is completely out of my system, like zero nanograms.My stats are: 185 lbs, 5'9" and 23 years old if age matters
>>20109Yeah, I would, you should be okay then. Just drink lots of water, take b vitamins for the color of your urine, and possibly take creatine so your levels don't look diluted like you were trying to flush out your system.
>>20109 which is, uncomfortNo issue with the time, but why not take a break anyway, even if it is uncomfortable. Worrying would likely not be a real issue then. As far as taking measures, get more excessive, drink water like usual to what you would drink to exercise/activities and take vitamins without the object of passing test, but to take advantage of some time for yourself, and not the courts or whatever.
>>20114Thanks, I'll be doing that. The month I already spent not smoking was nice. It just sucks because I was only able to smoke for like 3 months as I took a 6 month break before that. But yeah, it's not going to be hard to not smoke, I just want to make sure I'm clean. Not trippin, I already drink a healthy amount of water and have niacin that i was taking before. Thanks for reply.
I almost made kind of a similar thread. I'm a real lean guy and workout and run a lot. I love physical activity, especially while high. but since i need another job i'll probably need to do a drug test. 5'8" 145lbs. would my leanness shorten the window of detectable THC from the soluable THC in my fatness?pic related of some sweet nug
>>20127Sure the leanness helps, exercise, activity helps. Even with not snoking weed or whatever, jogging running or whatever activities one can do, are as good as anything one can find.
So before I get flamed, I don't know if this is something everyone knows about already or something probation officers check for, it just worked for me. So basically the more concentrated your urine the more THC is in it. By drinking a lot of water you can lower the concentration, but not enough for a clean test. Which is why I had the idea to just take a large mouthfull of water before my drug test and hold it in my mouth in the waiting room. When they gave me the actual test, I pissed some of my watery urine in it, then added about 2 parts of water from my mouth per every part urine. They check for heat and color to make sure it's real urine. The end result is lighter colored than ordinary urine, but everyone's urine is diffrent, and diffrent day to day so it shouldn't trigger red flags. And the water in your motuh should be near the temp of urine. The test was clean, and 3 days before the test I ate almost 6g worth of edibles and smoked more than nay normal person should.Is this a known startegy? Are there ways of checking for this?
Never heard of anybody doing it until now, if one doesn't have to talk to anybody before then should be fine with a generic on site test.
>>20062Good to know man I was feeling real clever when they gave me a clean test ahahah
What if they talk to you when they're handing you the bottle & everything? Seems like you'd be fucked pretty quick when you're playing charades with them keeping your water in your mouth.
>>20104Well then you swallow the water and it's gg for you
>>20066Interesting story for sure. I had an associate that would mix tap water from the office (PO)restroom, with some pee. Passed every time. Would act like he was just washing his hands, just as they instructed, to get the water to temp.
I have a friend who smoked weed last week, probably 0.5-1.0 grams, and will be going in for a saliva test for a Kroger job in a day or a few. He is 6' tall 160 lbs I think. Once-weekly user. He doesn't exercise, nor has he been doing anything to detox. I told him not to risk it, and just not apply for the job, but what do you all think?Pic hopefully related.
Mouthwash 30 minutes before you go in to get tested.Mouth swab tests are jokes, unless you're caught unaware.
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