/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
Hi /Detox/, i dont know if this belongs here or not, but im a 19 year old trying to quit smoking cigarettes. ive been smoking heavily for five years, and have started going cold turkey today. I cant afford gum or the patch, does anyone know how long im going to have these intense cravings for/ any tips to help me through? thanks in advance.TL:DR trying to quit cigs, any advice
I say, put as much effort and acceptance going through being uncomfortable not smoking, as you would smoking, getting smokes, the money it costs, the inconvenience smoking takes, and the feeling uncomfortablebetween smoking to begin with.Think about the politicians who accept $$$ from the tobacco lobby and take them over the people who elect the sacks of shit. They don't give a shit about us.Think about these corporations who study how to addict people to smoking through manipulating chemicals in the tobacco to carry nicotine and whatever to addict people.They seek to addict another person to replace one who dies from their 'product.' Their 'research' show how to target and addict kids under 18, that if they don't hook people under 18 the chances of them being lifetime smokers decreases.I started smoking when I was like 15 as were my friends. Quit some years after, looking at my associates who would not take an hour, five minutes, a simple moment in a car to get wherever, without immediately lighting up a smoke. Even with sincerely asking to wait to smoke. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I just bought this herbal cleanse detox drink. When is the optimal time to drink it, what I mean is it something that I should drink now and then I pee out the toxins over the next couple of days before the test, or do i drink it a certain amount of time before the test? My test is Wednesday, thanks
You're going to need more than that shit.
>>19999I appreciate the reply, i was clean then smoked a bowl about 3 weeks ago, and a hit about 10 days before the test. I am in good shape beasue i am an athlete, but, due to surgey havent been able to work out so im thinking those fat cells may still be in there. i know they don't test for this since someone in my class used it and passed, however its 30 bucks so i wil return it if it wont help at all. thoughts?
>>19999so how would i acquire furosimide?
I am 18 and trying to quit weed. I have successfully quit for a month before when I had to for a DT, but now I was starting to think I need to not smoke everyday so I decided to quit on my own for a month and then do it only on weekends. I'm starting to think why even quit??? im in high school and going to college in the fall. this should be my time to smoke everyday shouldn't it. one day when im older im going to have to stop or cut down so why not use my time how I want now while I can?? uhhg I just don't know im very stressed and not sure whats the right thing to do can I get some advice please?
you have to smoke now, and in every spare minute you have!the longer you smoke the harder it gets for you to quit and to decide when you gonna quit with iti never saw a successful pot headconsumers gonna consume
>>19989Do you really think a pot head could not be succsesfull?
>>19992maybe at growing pot.Weed is a wonderful drug, but it weighs heavily on your hippocampal receptors which relay experiences into long term memories. Now that I can't smoke I remember how borderline autistic my memory was. It's also much harder to take shit seriously. Success means learning quickly and being able to take advantage of opportunities that can appear out of nowhere. "Luck is the residue of design."TL;DR pot is about enjoying the present, and success takes planning, hard work, and your maximum brain capacity. Smoking every once in a while is fine though.
Currently tapering off of an antidepressant. Feels like my brain is being shocked with electricity and my face feels like someone has repeatedly punched me.What can I do or take to make these symptoms less severe?I'm not even going cold turkey or some shit, I'm following my doc's orders to the letter.
In about a week i have job at dunkin donuts interview, i will be drug tested for this, i have been doing the usual running lots of water etc, but im worried, i smoked a nick throughout the period of last and 2 blunts and 2 bowls at the beginning of last, prior to that i havent smoked in about 2 weeks, what are my odds of failing and is there any tips to help me pass?
So a buddy of mine told me to use these Potable Aqua tablets to pass a drug test. He told me to put 1 tablet into 5 water bottles and drink the day of the test. Would that work?
18 year old Junior here.In middle school I was a really outgoing kid with good grades even though I slacked off and had a lot of fun. But I have an addictive personality and going into highschool I started to get pretty addicted to alcohol, porn, and weed. Was sort of manageable at first but now i'm almost at the end of my Junior year and I have shit grades, made no friends or emotional connections with anyone, pretty much gave up everything I used to enjoy because I couldn't get interested in it anymore. Have zero concentration, severe anxiety, and terrible planning skills and no aspirations. I figure this is time to make a change before I start fucking up my adult life, and I'm quitting weed, drinking, porn, and jacking off. But i'm wondering how long before my brain starts to get back on track? Cause right now I feel autistic.
>Drug screening for new job>Dumb nurse explains what to do in the most convoluted manner imaginable>Finally get to the part where she is filling out the papers>Tell her to make a note that I have recently taken pseudoephedrine because I don't want a false positive for meth>MFW she can't spell it>MFW she doesn't believe my spelling because she thinks it starts with an S>MFW I just tell her Sudafed, the brand name>MFW she calls some other nurse on the phone to confirm the spelling on thatI bet this dumb bitch fucked the paperwork up somehow. Is there anything I can do if I test positive for meth?
>Drug screening for new job>Dumb nurse explains what to do in the most convoluted manner imaginable>Finally get to the part where she is filling out the papers>Tell her to make a note that I have recently taken pseudoephedrine because I don't want a false positive for meth>MFW she can't spell it>MFW she doesn't believe my spelling because she thinks it starts with an S>MFW I just tell her Sudafed, the brand name>MFW she calls some other nurse on the phone to confirm the spelling on that
You'll be OK. I mean, how much pseudoephedrine have you taken?
>>20015Just a dose today and maybe a couple more doses in the last week. My mom said she had it show up on her drug screening 2 or 3 weeks after she took some.
Whats the plausibility of using synthetic urine for a home drug test? While it seems pretty clear that it doesn't work for lab tests are using home drug tests any different? Does the urine have to be kept at the right temperature?
I dont have any experience with synthetic urine, but if you're thinking that route why not just have a bro give their clean pee to you?but if it's a home drug test they're usually pretty inaccurate anyway, so it'll probably work. A lot of the methods like diluting your urine just doesn't work because the labs have waay specialized equipment to pick up that kind of shit. I know a guy who smoked 2 days before the home test and passed PLUS the line faintly showed up for ampetamine use, which was completely false!
OR if you're alright with dropping like 12 bucks or whatever it is, you could just buy a home test and test it out for yourself beforehand!
i've used synthetic urine on lab tests many times and have had 100% successYES it is absolutely imperative that you keep the urine at the right temperature with a HotHands pack (usually provided with urine) until it gets to the cup.
This guy I know used some and it came back positive for suboxone. No idea what brand.
Sup 420chanSo I have a drug test tomorrow at 7:30 AM and I am nervous as hell.I smoked a few joints the week before and have only been clean for 5 daysThe drug test is for probation so I am freaking out internally even though I don't seem itI have been doing the creatine/diuretic pill treatment for a while now and I am just hoping I am like a faucet when I piss tomorrow morningLove you all. Love marijuana too.
I got drug tested today randomly. I'm worried as fuck because i smoked weed yesterday. About 30 mins before the drug test I took a piss, so obviously I couldn't pee at the time of the test, so they made me drink water. I drank like 6 cups of water, and when I was ready I barely had to pee, infact I didn't have to take a huge piss until about 20 mins later. I weigh 161 pounds (from lifting and bulking a bit) and I'm 5'7", what are the chances of me failing, I assume they are high?
>>20008really man?really?you made a thread to ask if you would fail a drug test the day after doing drugs?in the words of gob bluth: COME ON!!!!!
Sup fellasSo yesterday i got a call back from the place im applying to saying theyll hire me and shit, etc. etc. Anyway, the night before last Id smoked a LOT of weed, since I didnt expect a call back honestly. >I get tested in less than a week, state issued, if theres low creatine in my piss i fail (Signs I flushed my system) If its not right temperature, fail. What do i do? so far ive been doing>LOTS of water>Cranberry/pure lemon juice mixed, LOTS of it>Ive heard a shot of bleach in a cup of orange juice works from the jolly african-americans down the street, but iunnoIts icy here so sweating is nearly impossible
>I get tested in less than a week, state issued, if theres low creatine in my piss i fail (Signs I flushed my system) If its not right temperature, fail.
>LOTS of water>Cranberry/pure lemon juice mixed, LOTS of it>Ive heard a shot of bleach in a cup of orange juice works from the jolly african-americans down the street, but iunno
>>19975If it is witnessed you can buy fake dicks to piss out of.
If you can avoid smoking for a week you migghhtttt be able to pass if you exercise (avoid exercise the night before and the day of the test), supplement heavily with creatine a couple days ahead and the day of (a product of natural cell metabolism, checks for diluted piss), supplement with B vitamins for color (avoid automatic visual fail for diluted test), and use an OTC or ideally a prescription diuretic for ~3 days before and day of test. Furosemide comes heavily recommended. The flurosemide and B vitamins turn you into a virtual faucet.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspxI would try this, if you need to.
Yeah... don't drink bleach lolGreen TeaCranberry JuiceWaterVitamin BWheatgrass JuiceGoogle 'ginger bath' if you're can handle the uncomfortable feeling You basically sweat the toxins out but it's fucking unbearable with the sweat dripping down your face and the smell of death that comes from your pores
>>20007not op, but am I drinking pickle juice for any particular reason right now?
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