Sup 420chan

So I have a drug test tomorrow at 7:30 AM
and I am nervous as hell.

I smoked a few joints the week before and have only been clean for 5 days
The drug test is for probation so I am freaking out internally even though I don't seem it

I have been doing the creatine/diuretic pill treatment for a while now and I am just hoping I am like a faucet when I piss tomorrow morning

Love you all. Love marijuana too.

I got drug tested today randomly. I'm worried as fuck because i smoked weed yesterday. About 30 mins before the drug test I took a piss, so obviously I couldn't pee at the time of the test, so they made me drink water. I drank like 6 cups of water, and when I was ready I barely had to pee, infact I didn't have to take a huge piss until about 20 mins later. I weigh 161 pounds (from lifting and bulking a bit) and I'm 5'7", what are the chances of me failing, I assume they are high?

Sup fellas

So yesterday i got a call back from the place im applying to saying theyll hire me and shit, etc. etc.

Anyway, the night before last Id smoked a LOT of weed, since I didnt expect a call back honestly.

>I get tested in less than a week, state issued, if theres low creatine in my piss i fail (Signs I flushed my system) If its not right temperature, fail.

What do i do? so far ive been doing

>LOTS of water
>Cranberry/pure lemon juice mixed, LOTS of it
>Ive heard a shot of bleach in a cup of orange juice works from the jolly african-americans down the street, but iunno

Its icy here so sweating is nearly impossible

hai guiz

I been a junky for quiet sometime , I tried all detox and cures and non of them worked for me , recently I heard about apomorphine hcl and I want to try it, but I cannot get it from anywhere, I dont have enough money to go travel somewhere where there is a clinic the best for me is to find where it's sold without prescription and buy it or let someone buy it for me and ship it.

tl;dr : does anyone know how to get apomorphine hcl ?

I need some advice.
My brother is a chronic salt consumer. He eats a lot of fried salted stuff like potato chips, salted peanuts, doritos, you name it. Also, he's a militant carnivorous; he prefers meat (any kind of) over vegetables. As a matter of fact the only vegetables/cereals he rarely eats are potatoes, avocado, corn, rice. He eats a lot of mayo, ketchup, noodles and cheese.
He has already had a renal colic (because of peanut butter), that he cured with a lot of beer... as prescribed by a doctor.
Lately, he has been telling me that his joints are hurting and that his heart pounds too heavily (as is force, not speed) after going up the stairs.
How can he get rid of the extra salt/cholesterol that is building up?

>I'm convincing him already to change his diet, but first he needs a detox; that's why I ask here first.

So i took 3 hits of some good last night. How long do you think to get out of my system? I don't really have a set time limit to get clean, so lets just say 2 weeks. Do you think that's long enough for it to get out? If not, how long do you think it'll take with exercise and stuff. I don't smoke very often. The last time was like in December. Thanks.

What are your experiences with internships and drug testing? It will only be a two month internship and not start until the summer. If they do drug test would they have it at the time of the interview or closer to the start date?

So /detox/ I have a bit of an issue and wondered if I could get some light shed on this for me. And there is a tl;dr.

> Body size

I'm about 6'3" and around 150lbs on average. Not incredibly active.

> Back story

I was laid off from my last job on Dec. 30 No drug testing so it was pretty sweet (still a fucking shit job honestly so in a way it wasn't so bad) so I was a pretty common user (took me about 2-3 days to go through a g by myself, smoking everyday for at least 9 months) After I was laid off I got pretty depressed so I still smoked occasionally, but it was resin and thanks to my friend and his one-hitter/dugout which we'd hit about twice in a night of some good shit and we'd be done.

I got a interview for a call center that I really didn't want to work at but the moneys good so I didn't try all to hard at my interview.

So apparently I was the best interviewee the had and they decided to call this morning and tell me they'd like me to come in for a second interview tomorrow and possibly start training that same night. And I know this company normally drug tests, but I already know a few people there that are heavier smokers than me (just don't have any of their numbers).

I smoked 2 bowls out of the one hitter last night and smoked a tiny bit of resin too before I went to sleep.

> What I'm doing

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Barnaby Shakeshaw - Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:29:12 EST ID:b+q2HseT No.19991 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1360603752596.jpg -(57330 B, 720x475) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>19984 well if your DT is really tomorrow your fucked. if its at the end of the week you still might be fucked but not for sure. I would just workout every single day until the DT and drink water and stop smoking. You could also just get someones clean piss and a fake dick.

I think I'm getting carbuncles because of my "bad" blood. Care to lend a hand dudes?

What up /detox/. So this is my first time here and I don't know if anyone has ever posted this, but what are your thoughts on this method, I have heard lots of success?

"Okay. You are getting drug tested soon. You're probably nervous and scared. Well don't be dammit. Don't waste money on expensive detox kits that will work, but are priced exponentially more than my method which has aided my friEnts and I for 6+ years. I keep seeing posts of people freaking out when they should relax. (Please sticky this friggin post or something bajeezus).
Firstly, go scrounge up some loose change from your couch and piggy bank and swing by the nearest grocery store and pick up Sur-Jell or Certo from the "jello" aisle. Either or, doesn't matter, both are one and the same, different type of matter (gel/powder). Now swing by the juice/drink aisle and get yourself two powerades/gatorades. Pay the cashier/clerk a whopping $6-8 for your makeshift detox kit.
Drug testing day. 2 hours before testing, mix 1 packet of your gel/powder with 1 drink. 1:1 ratio...not that hard. If you workout and take supplements it shouldn't be a problem swallowing down that delicious mix. Tastes like diluted thick gator/powerade. Finish your first drink, mix another, same as before 1:1 ratio and hold that precious urine inside you until after you finish your SECOND drink (drink both without peeing). Urinate after you have finished both drinks and an hour before your test, 30 minutes after that glorious dirty first pee, force some more pee out before you start driving then head on over the clinic/urine people. Piss freely and trouble free. I hope this helps. If you want some scientific jargon to prove this works fcking google.
Toke on.
TL;DR Sur-Jel/Certo, drink 2 gatorades with 1 packet in each gatorade. Don't pee until after drinking both and before drug test. Pee twice before the big finale so urine that's coming out at testing facility will be coated with gel."

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Charlotte Crapperdale - Thu, 07 Feb 2013 08:42:50 EST ID:Yd5ggJbm No.19955 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1360244570596.gif -(2086750 B, 403x234) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>19953 I'm pretty sure that in both situations, you've just proven that it works. Next drug test I get, I'm going to do this. Been clean for about 2 weeks now after smoking almost daily for a month, exercise and plenty of water and very little sugar. We'll see how it goes.

So I'm going to start looking at jobs soon, poor college fuck here, and I'm wondering at what point should I stop smoking. I currently vape once a day, only a tiny bit (like .05g) and only about every other day. If I'm planning on trying to get a job by, say, the end of this month, should I stop smoking now? What types of jobs normally don't test? I'm really looking for something part-time, but not a shitty fast food job or grocery store or something (did that for 3 years). What's the probable maximum time that THC will stay in my system at this rate? Also, does the flushing of THC metabolites stall if you're trying to gain weight? Right now I'm losing, but soon enough I'll start to bulk again, which means no fat loss. Does that mean I can expect to hold onto all my THC-tainted fat cells?

Should I look for a job within the university? I'm guessing they probably don't test, they just put you on duty somewhere or something like that after an informal interview, etc.

I would really like an engineering internship, to look good on my resume for future employers, but I'm not even sure how to go about that at all. Does anyone know if they test regularly beyond a single initial test?

Alright, so I smoked a single bowl two weeks ago, and before that, i had been dry for around 2 months. I'm gonna be trying the Fruit pectin approach tonight for a possible drug test tomorrow. I'm 6' and weigh 285 lbs. What are my chances guys?

>>	Archie Dartwill - Sat, 09 Feb 2013 18:19:00 EST ID:LwZOj48f No.19973 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1360451940017.jpg -(93177 B, 474x441) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>19967 Alright, edit to the above post, 187 lbs.