/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
Sup 420chanSo I have a drug test tomorrow at 7:30 AM and I am nervous as hell.I smoked a few joints the week before and have only been clean for 5 daysThe drug test is for probation so I am freaking out internally even though I don't seem itI have been doing the creatine/diuretic pill treatment for a while now and I am just hoping I am like a faucet when I piss tomorrow morningLove you all. Love marijuana too.
I got drug tested today randomly. I'm worried as fuck because i smoked weed yesterday. About 30 mins before the drug test I took a piss, so obviously I couldn't pee at the time of the test, so they made me drink water. I drank like 6 cups of water, and when I was ready I barely had to pee, infact I didn't have to take a huge piss until about 20 mins later. I weigh 161 pounds (from lifting and bulking a bit) and I'm 5'7", what are the chances of me failing, I assume they are high?
>>20008really man?really?you made a thread to ask if you would fail a drug test the day after doing drugs?in the words of gob bluth: COME ON!!!!!
Sup fellasSo yesterday i got a call back from the place im applying to saying theyll hire me and shit, etc. etc. Anyway, the night before last Id smoked a LOT of weed, since I didnt expect a call back honestly. >I get tested in less than a week, state issued, if theres low creatine in my piss i fail (Signs I flushed my system) If its not right temperature, fail. What do i do? so far ive been doing>LOTS of water>Cranberry/pure lemon juice mixed, LOTS of it>Ive heard a shot of bleach in a cup of orange juice works from the jolly african-americans down the street, but iunnoIts icy here so sweating is nearly impossible
>I get tested in less than a week, state issued, if theres low creatine in my piss i fail (Signs I flushed my system) If its not right temperature, fail.
>LOTS of water>Cranberry/pure lemon juice mixed, LOTS of it>Ive heard a shot of bleach in a cup of orange juice works from the jolly african-americans down the street, but iunno
>>19975If it is witnessed you can buy fake dicks to piss out of.
If you can avoid smoking for a week you migghhtttt be able to pass if you exercise (avoid exercise the night before and the day of the test), supplement heavily with creatine a couple days ahead and the day of (a product of natural cell metabolism, checks for diluted piss), supplement with B vitamins for color (avoid automatic visual fail for diluted test), and use an OTC or ideally a prescription diuretic for ~3 days before and day of test. Furosemide comes heavily recommended. The flurosemide and B vitamins turn you into a virtual faucet.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspxI would try this, if you need to.
Yeah... don't drink bleach lolGreen TeaCranberry JuiceWaterVitamin BWheatgrass JuiceGoogle 'ginger bath' if you're can handle the uncomfortable feeling You basically sweat the toxins out but it's fucking unbearable with the sweat dripping down your face and the smell of death that comes from your pores
>>20007not op, but am I drinking pickle juice for any particular reason right now?
hai guiz I been a junky for quiet sometime , I tried all detox and cures and non of them worked for me , recently I heard about apomorphine hcl and I want to try it, but I cannot get it from anywhere, I dont have enough money to go travel somewhere where there is a clinic the best for me is to find where it's sold without prescription and buy it or let someone buy it for me and ship it.tl;dr : does anyone know how to get apomorphine hcl ?
I need some advice.My brother is a chronic salt consumer. He eats a lot of fried salted stuff like potato chips, salted peanuts, doritos, you name it. Also, he's a militant carnivorous; he prefers meat (any kind of) over vegetables. As a matter of fact the only vegetables/cereals he rarely eats are potatoes, avocado, corn, rice. He eats a lot of mayo, ketchup, noodles and cheese. He has already had a renal colic (because of peanut butter), that he cured with a lot of beer... as prescribed by a doctor.Lately, he has been telling me that his joints are hurting and that his heart pounds too heavily (as is force, not speed) after going up the stairs. How can he get rid of the extra salt/cholesterol that is building up?>I'm convincing him already to change his diet, but first he needs a detox; that's why I ask here first.
>I'm convincing him already to change his diet, but first he needs a detox; that's why I ask here first.
I should add that he is miraculously slender and not a morbidly obese dude.
>>19939He likely has multiple vitamin and mineral deficiencies and a large amount of salt built up in his system.VERY spicy foods are fantastic for cholesterol, and a gallon of water over the course of each day should do the trick. Two weeks and I'm 100% sure he'll feel much improved. Also, exercise to build that cardiovascular system back up after getting enough water. Remember, 95% (without exaggeration) of your body cholesterol is produced inside your body. That means that diet only affects 5% of your total cholesterol levels.
You can try Accent/pure MSG. Has a lot less sodium/gram and is more effective for enhancing the tastes of meats.
>>19982Monosodium GLUTAMATE.Glutamate is what the japanese call "umami," or savory. Glutamate is present in high concentrations in meat, hence savoriness.
>>19998Are you pretending to be retarded or were you trying to say something informative and ended up not saying anything?
So i took 3 hits of some good last night. How long do you think to get out of my system? I don't really have a set time limit to get clean, so lets just say 2 weeks. Do you think that's long enough for it to get out? If not, how long do you think it'll take with exercise and stuff. I don't smoke very often. The last time was like in December. Thanks.
What are your experiences with internships and drug testing? It will only be a two month internship and not start until the summer. If they do drug test would they have it at the time of the interview or closer to the start date?
So /detox/ I have a bit of an issue and wondered if I could get some light shed on this for me. And there is a tl;dr.> Body sizeI'm about 6'3" and around 150lbs on average. Not incredibly active.> Back storyI was laid off from my last job on Dec. 30 No drug testing so it was pretty sweet (still a fucking shit job honestly so in a way it wasn't so bad) so I was a pretty common user (took me about 2-3 days to go through a g by myself, smoking everyday for at least 9 months) After I was laid off I got pretty depressed so I still smoked occasionally, but it was resin and thanks to my friend and his one-hitter/dugout which we'd hit about twice in a night of some good shit and we'd be done. I got a interview for a call center that I really didn't want to work at but the moneys good so I didn't try all to hard at my interview.So apparently I was the best interviewee the had and they decided to call this morning and tell me they'd like me to come in for a second interview tomorrow and possibly start training that same night. And I know this company normally drug tests, but I already know a few people there that are heavier smokers than me (just don't have any of their numbers).I smoked 2 bowls out of the one hitter last night and smoked a tiny bit of resin too before I went to sleep.> What I'm doing Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I did ask someone who does work there and they said that I'm most likely not going to be drug tested tomorrow but probably more towards the end of the week. This person normally doesn't give great info but the whole "Come in for the second interview so you can start training that night" seems like they wouldn't really drug test. I also pretty much already have the job too :/
>>19984well if your DT is really tomorrow your fucked. if its at the end of the week you still might be fucked but not for sure. I would just workout every single day until the DT and drink water and stop smoking. You could also just get someones clean piss and a fake dick.
I think I'm getting carbuncles because of my "bad" blood. Care to lend a hand dudes?
What up /detox/. So this is my first time here and I don't know if anyone has ever posted this, but what are your thoughts on this method, I have heard lots of success?"Okay. You are getting drug tested soon. You're probably nervous and scared. Well don't be dammit. Don't waste money on expensive detox kits that will work, but are priced exponentially more than my method which has aided my friEnts and I for 6+ years. I keep seeing posts of people freaking out when they should relax. (Please sticky this friggin post or something bajeezus).Firstly, go scrounge up some loose change from your couch and piggy bank and swing by the nearest grocery store and pick up Sur-Jell or Certo from the "jello" aisle. Either or, doesn't matter, both are one and the same, different type of matter (gel/powder). Now swing by the juice/drink aisle and get yourself two powerades/gatorades. Pay the cashier/clerk a whopping $6-8 for your makeshift detox kit.Drug testing day. 2 hours before testing, mix 1 packet of your gel/powder with 1 drink. 1:1 ratio...not that hard. If you workout and take supplements it shouldn't be a problem swallowing down that delicious mix. Tastes like diluted thick gator/powerade. Finish your first drink, mix another, same as before 1:1 ratio and hold that precious urine inside you until after you finish your SECOND drink (drink both without peeing). Urinate after you have finished both drinks and an hour before your test, 30 minutes after that glorious dirty first pee, force some more pee out before you start driving then head on over the clinic/urine people. Piss freely and trouble free. I hope this helps. If you want some scientific jargon to prove this works fcking google.Toke on.TL;DR Sur-Jel/Certo, drink 2 gatorades with 1 packet in each gatorade. Don't pee until after drinking both and before drug test. Pee twice before the big finale so urine that's coming out at testing facility will be coated with gel."
I had heard of this before. Actually tried it today and was gonna report to you guys but test got cancelled. I got the 1 quart gatorades. The Sure-Jell made it pretty sour and the bottoms sucked cuz they were like all gel. As I said test got cancelled so idk if it'll work. This is my 8th day of detox too. Just FYI though drinking that much of that shit (plus just downing half a gallon of gatorade like that) made me feel like shit.
I have tried this but I mixed with water instead. The first time I tried it I had been smoking every day for about 4 months when I found out I had a drug test in 5 weeks. This was during a point in my life where I didn't give a single fuck, so I promptly kept smoking. I even smoked the night before my test. I mixed surejell and water the day of the test, and drank more water and came up positive. The next time I tried this, basically what happened was I didn't smoke for like 7 weeks, but then I smoked about 2 grams of mids about 2 1/2 weeks before my test. suregel/water the day of the test and passed.I know it doesn't really debunk or prove it but those are my experiences with this method.
>>19953I'm pretty sure that in both situations, you've just proven that it works. Next drug test I get, I'm going to do this. Been clean for about 2 weeks now after smoking almost daily for a month, exercise and plenty of water and very little sugar. We'll see how it goes.
>>19815Wednesday, as I'm sparking up I found out I got an interview. I'll probably have at most 5-7 days before my test (fuck). I'm pretty slim, in shape and been drinking water like a mad man. I guess I'll have to give this a try or get some clean piss efffff
>>19953When you say "came up positive", you mean you tested positive for THC?
So I'm going to start looking at jobs soon, poor college fuck here, and I'm wondering at what point should I stop smoking. I currently vape once a day, only a tiny bit (like .05g) and only about every other day. If I'm planning on trying to get a job by, say, the end of this month, should I stop smoking now? What types of jobs normally don't test? I'm really looking for something part-time, but not a shitty fast food job or grocery store or something (did that for 3 years). What's the probable maximum time that THC will stay in my system at this rate? Also, does the flushing of THC metabolites stall if you're trying to gain weight? Right now I'm losing, but soon enough I'll start to bulk again, which means no fat loss. Does that mean I can expect to hold onto all my THC-tainted fat cells?Should I look for a job within the university? I'm guessing they probably don't test, they just put you on duty somewhere or something like that after an informal interview, etc.I would really like an engineering internship, to look good on my resume for future employers, but I'm not even sure how to go about that at all. Does anyone know if they test regularly beyond a single initial test?
stop now, if you smoke daily it's going to take at least a month to get out of your system. also, most places drug test, but they usually specify in the application. if not, no one is going to force you to pee in a cup, if you don't think you'll pass walk away. although it might be a good idea to get an at home drug test if it comes to that to see if you'll pass.
Alright, so I smoked a single bowl two weeks ago, and before that, i had been dry for around 2 months. I'm gonna be trying the Fruit pectin approach tonight for a possible drug test tomorrow. I'm 6' and weigh 285 lbs. What are my chances guys?
>>19967Alright, edit to the above post, 187 lbs.
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