/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
So i took 3 hits of some good last night. How long do you think to get out of my system? I don't really have a set time limit to get clean, so lets just say 2 weeks. Do you think that's long enough for it to get out? If not, how long do you think it'll take with exercise and stuff. I don't smoke very often. The last time was like in December. Thanks.
What are your experiences with internships and drug testing? It will only be a two month internship and not start until the summer. If they do drug test would they have it at the time of the interview or closer to the start date?
So /detox/ I have a bit of an issue and wondered if I could get some light shed on this for me. And there is a tl;dr.> Body sizeI'm about 6'3" and around 150lbs on average. Not incredibly active.> Back storyI was laid off from my last job on Dec. 30 No drug testing so it was pretty sweet (still a fucking shit job honestly so in a way it wasn't so bad) so I was a pretty common user (took me about 2-3 days to go through a g by myself, smoking everyday for at least 9 months) After I was laid off I got pretty depressed so I still smoked occasionally, but it was resin and thanks to my friend and his one-hitter/dugout which we'd hit about twice in a night of some good shit and we'd be done. I got a interview for a call center that I really didn't want to work at but the moneys good so I didn't try all to hard at my interview.So apparently I was the best interviewee the had and they decided to call this morning and tell me they'd like me to come in for a second interview tomorrow and possibly start training that same night. And I know this company normally drug tests, but I already know a few people there that are heavier smokers than me (just don't have any of their numbers).I smoked 2 bowls out of the one hitter last night and smoked a tiny bit of resin too before I went to sleep.> What I'm doing Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I did ask someone who does work there and they said that I'm most likely not going to be drug tested tomorrow but probably more towards the end of the week. This person normally doesn't give great info but the whole "Come in for the second interview so you can start training that night" seems like they wouldn't really drug test. I also pretty much already have the job too :/
>>19984well if your DT is really tomorrow your fucked. if its at the end of the week you still might be fucked but not for sure. I would just workout every single day until the DT and drink water and stop smoking. You could also just get someones clean piss and a fake dick.
I think I'm getting carbuncles because of my "bad" blood. Care to lend a hand dudes?
What up /detox/. So this is my first time here and I don't know if anyone has ever posted this, but what are your thoughts on this method, I have heard lots of success?"Okay. You are getting drug tested soon. You're probably nervous and scared. Well don't be dammit. Don't waste money on expensive detox kits that will work, but are priced exponentially more than my method which has aided my friEnts and I for 6+ years. I keep seeing posts of people freaking out when they should relax. (Please sticky this friggin post or something bajeezus).Firstly, go scrounge up some loose change from your couch and piggy bank and swing by the nearest grocery store and pick up Sur-Jell or Certo from the "jello" aisle. Either or, doesn't matter, both are one and the same, different type of matter (gel/powder). Now swing by the juice/drink aisle and get yourself two powerades/gatorades. Pay the cashier/clerk a whopping $6-8 for your makeshift detox kit.Drug testing day. 2 hours before testing, mix 1 packet of your gel/powder with 1 drink. 1:1 ratio...not that hard. If you workout and take supplements it shouldn't be a problem swallowing down that delicious mix. Tastes like diluted thick gator/powerade. Finish your first drink, mix another, same as before 1:1 ratio and hold that precious urine inside you until after you finish your SECOND drink (drink both without peeing). Urinate after you have finished both drinks and an hour before your test, 30 minutes after that glorious dirty first pee, force some more pee out before you start driving then head on over the clinic/urine people. Piss freely and trouble free. I hope this helps. If you want some scientific jargon to prove this works fcking google.Toke on.TL;DR Sur-Jel/Certo, drink 2 gatorades with 1 packet in each gatorade. Don't pee until after drinking both and before drug test. Pee twice before the big finale so urine that's coming out at testing facility will be coated with gel."
I had heard of this before. Actually tried it today and was gonna report to you guys but test got cancelled. I got the 1 quart gatorades. The Sure-Jell made it pretty sour and the bottoms sucked cuz they were like all gel. As I said test got cancelled so idk if it'll work. This is my 8th day of detox too. Just FYI though drinking that much of that shit (plus just downing half a gallon of gatorade like that) made me feel like shit.
I have tried this but I mixed with water instead. The first time I tried it I had been smoking every day for about 4 months when I found out I had a drug test in 5 weeks. This was during a point in my life where I didn't give a single fuck, so I promptly kept smoking. I even smoked the night before my test. I mixed surejell and water the day of the test, and drank more water and came up positive. The next time I tried this, basically what happened was I didn't smoke for like 7 weeks, but then I smoked about 2 grams of mids about 2 1/2 weeks before my test. suregel/water the day of the test and passed.I know it doesn't really debunk or prove it but those are my experiences with this method.
>>19953I'm pretty sure that in both situations, you've just proven that it works. Next drug test I get, I'm going to do this. Been clean for about 2 weeks now after smoking almost daily for a month, exercise and plenty of water and very little sugar. We'll see how it goes.
>>19815Wednesday, as I'm sparking up I found out I got an interview. I'll probably have at most 5-7 days before my test (fuck). I'm pretty slim, in shape and been drinking water like a mad man. I guess I'll have to give this a try or get some clean piss efffff
>>19953When you say "came up positive", you mean you tested positive for THC?
So I'm going to start looking at jobs soon, poor college fuck here, and I'm wondering at what point should I stop smoking. I currently vape once a day, only a tiny bit (like .05g) and only about every other day. If I'm planning on trying to get a job by, say, the end of this month, should I stop smoking now? What types of jobs normally don't test? I'm really looking for something part-time, but not a shitty fast food job or grocery store or something (did that for 3 years). What's the probable maximum time that THC will stay in my system at this rate? Also, does the flushing of THC metabolites stall if you're trying to gain weight? Right now I'm losing, but soon enough I'll start to bulk again, which means no fat loss. Does that mean I can expect to hold onto all my THC-tainted fat cells?Should I look for a job within the university? I'm guessing they probably don't test, they just put you on duty somewhere or something like that after an informal interview, etc.I would really like an engineering internship, to look good on my resume for future employers, but I'm not even sure how to go about that at all. Does anyone know if they test regularly beyond a single initial test?
stop now, if you smoke daily it's going to take at least a month to get out of your system. also, most places drug test, but they usually specify in the application. if not, no one is going to force you to pee in a cup, if you don't think you'll pass walk away. although it might be a good idea to get an at home drug test if it comes to that to see if you'll pass.
Alright, so I smoked a single bowl two weeks ago, and before that, i had been dry for around 2 months. I'm gonna be trying the Fruit pectin approach tonight for a possible drug test tomorrow. I'm 6' and weigh 285 lbs. What are my chances guys?
>>19967Alright, edit to the above post, 187 lbs.
Last smoked December 29th, before that I was smoking errday for 6 months. I am Auschwitz mode (6'1", 140 lbs). I don't exercise, but I don't sit on my ass all day either. Chances of passing a piss test next week?
>>19965You'll be fine, don't worry. I've known people that went in after two weeks or so and passed. Don't sweat it!
>>19966Thanks man! I actually blew $20 on a home kit and got those two lines, so I am resting easy.
I have a test in one week that i must passsmoked a bowl or two about 2-3 weeks agotook a hit of a blunt 2 days agowhat do i do
>>19936In the same situation, exact samebumping for interest
>>19937thanks, I hear that the detox pills/drinks only work to temporarily make you have clean pee. I want something that will clean out my system for good. Since I can't workout as of recent(just had surgery) it will probably take longer to get out of my system. PLZ we need help couldn't stress how important this is to me to give an idea i go straight to in-paitent for a month which would mean losing my job, failing out of school, idk how my boxing coach will respond.. the ripples would be endless not to mention court...
unless you're moderately overweight that bowl has BEEN gone. One single hit doesn't stick around for long, and certainly not for a whole week
>>19945Thanks, however I also mentioned smoking a couple bowls a week ago or so. also I took around 10 mgs of klonipin/20 mgs of valium over the past 12 days stopping 3-4 days ago. IM wondering what pills/drinks i can use to completely clean out my system AND ones to pass the test. Thankks again
>>19943I did this today OP, my long-time dealer insists it works and it helping him keep a job with random testingGet the large 3 liter Ocean Spray organic cranberry juice (%100 Juice, the regular stuff is %29) and a bottle of pure lemon juice, not lemonade, lemon juice. Mix the 2 together and drink up. It tastes kinda bad and gets real old real quick but if all goes as planned you should be clean within a day or 3 tops.
Hey guys, first time posting hereI have a drug test next week and being an everyday smoker for about 4 months, I typically smoke about a gram in 4 days and about a few minutes ago I picked up a few gallons of cranberry juice and cranberry fruit supplements and haven't smoked since Sunday. Drinking only water, and plenty of it as of late, what are the chances of me passing? I'm also kinda skinny, but very inactive.
Too late Holden
This could work..
>>19962Basically your only shot is to flood your system with gallons of water the day before, piss a few times the day of (first is dirtiest), then have a fuck ton of redbull for Niacin, Vitamin Water XXX for B vitamins, and Asprin for its effect to block some testing. God speed you, green emperor
So, I need to know if I'm gonna pass. I'm not exactly a hardcore smoker or anything by any means, i smoke about once every weeked. However, I smoked last friday, and tomorrow I have a drug test. I drink shit tons of caffeine so that helps me piss more, but what are the odds of me passing and what else can I do to help me pass? If it helps I'm a little overweight but not too much.
Bump while piss/pass thread?Just passed my first probationary pee test. Here's to you, Bill the bearded fucker who watched me squeeze for 5 minutes for 1 fluid ounce of urine.
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